Crazy Patient Stories from the Emergency Room

[@michaelasinger3245]

The hemorrhoid cream story was one I submitted on behalf of my dad! Glad you could use it in a video lol

[@SiiriCressey]

Was he the patient?

[@Pandalove87]

That's awesome

[@michaelasinger3245]

@@SiiriCressey lol no the pharmacist 😂

[@sendu911]

I thought asshole cream was what I could smear on my exhusband to make him go away😂

[@mapatterson173]

They didn’t need NARCAN, they needed nachos.

[@susansparanormalpennsylvan81]

nachos will cure you of anything

[@Thebroke.n.farmgirl]

I was a prison officer years ago. We had a homeless guy that was a repeat offender who was a sniffer and diabetic. Every time he came in, we had to peel this socks off, including the skin they were stuck to, and bribe him with mcdonalds to shower. His feet were always covered in maggots. He ended up with gangrene in both feet. I heard he died, but I'm not sure if it was from the sniffing or the bug infestation in the stumps of his legs 🤷‍♂️

[@SiiriCressey]

@@Thebroke.n.farmgirl Glue/paint/propellant sniffer?

[@Thebroke.n.farmgirl]

@@SiiriCressey anything he could get his hands on, so yes, all of the above

[@akidmyself4053]

Bro, that's depressing.

[@mrsnoopy2uable]

Millhaven?

[@lollybear66]

That’s heartbreaking

[@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid]

I appreciate you making it educational and explaining different terms & conditions

[@susankelty4814]

retired here, haven't brought myself to tell many of the ER stories but you make it all seem so REAL AGAIN...in a funny way it's like "OMG there are others out there who saw the UFO too!!"🤣

[@briannehawks613]

The dark humor... I need a friend that's a nurse.

[@cynomain9802]

I wish I knew a nurse that would tell me these stories. Good ol' HIPAA

[@juliewalentowski760]

​@@cynomain9802it is very true after having worked in the hospital for 38 years, 13 of which was in the ER. I can verify that your sense of humor does become dark.

[@unskillgaming]

@@cynomain9802 as long as they dont specify a name or something really characteristic i think it doesnt violate hipaa but not too sure i aint from the US

[@xo2quilt]

@@unskillgaming I think you are right, otherwise all of Steve's stories would violate HIPPA.

[@yuesfavoritessylvain2523]

try your local pharmacy, there is a lot of stories to tell i heard

[@emmaevans2253]

Back when i worked in a UK hospital, a gentleman was brought into the ER from an RTA, retching over and over and over again. He couldn't stop because...his finger was shoved so far up his nose it couldn't be pulled out. He'd been picking his nose at a traffic light, been rear-ended, hit his elbow on the steering wheel, and up it went

[@redhotmoon1656]

😮

[@eveventura7750]

This is total BS. !!!

[@emmaevans2253]

​@@eveventura7750 I wish 😊

[@sj01]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@eveventura7750you're thinking of harshly trying to jam a finger in there. His finger rammed up there at Mach speed. I've heard weirder stuff than this.

[@leslieschott754]

I had a student nurse approach me in the hallway holding an “old time”, mercury thermometer in her fingers. She asked me what the red color on the held end meant and I told her it meant it was for RECTAL temperature checking. Oh, yes, the look on her face told me she had just used it on her assigned patient for an ORAL temp! I just shrugged and said “0h well, at least it’s their own thermometer”! The mercury thermometers for oral use were marked with a bright blue end. 😅 Individual mercury thermometers were left at the patient’s bedside in a vial of alcohol, to be cleanly wiped off before using, of course! Wow, prehistoric times, makes me feel REALLY old!!! 🧓🏻😂😳

[@Nurse-Di-50]

How it was when I started nursing.

[@m_d1905]

So that's the reason for the colors. 😂 The bulbs on the end are different shaped as well, if I remember correctly.

[@susansparanormalpennsylvan81]

i remember glass thermometers, old times

[@D-Bri]

The last story..the old guy came and went at the same time!!!!

[@carolemerle9995]

That is how I want to go lol

[@karenknicely1788]

Steve, I used to be a CNA, and I identify so much with you!! You need to write a book about this stuff!! I would definitely buy one!

[@carolemerle9995]

Me too. You know it has to be multiple versions because of all of the material he's gained through his comedy show and the comments section of his videos lol

[@deannasimpson8778]

Around 20 years ago, I had a patient who had put a rubber band around his penis. This caused severe tissue damage requiring removal of part of the organ. After surgery the recovery room called report to me prior to bringing him to the room. In this report, they said of the surgical site, " he's wearing a cup." Naturally, I thought Jock strap. So I received the patient, did vitals, and went to check the surgical site. I wasn't prepared. The cup was a drink cup from the cafeteria which had their slogan "The Spice of Life." I'm just glad the patient was still out of it because I had to leave the room to avoid laughing at the bedside!

[@Luna-Joy.]

Why did the put a literal cup on him? Wtf 😂

[@danielleguardino1448]

I am a mental health therapist, but before I decided to become a therapist, I worked in the ER for 4 years evaluating clients who came in with mental health crises so I've also seen a LOT. You crack me up- I'll be seeing you on Saturday in New Brunswick and can't wait!

[@juliesvendsen6393]

How was the show?

[@MysticMyths]

I'm not a nurse, but I'm an ER clerk and have worked several wards in the hospital. Grossest things I've seen: my ward went on scabies outbreak at one point, and several patients AND STAFF got scabies, we have a known patient that comes to the ER frequently with feet literally rotting off their body, we have a pneumatic tube system for sending stuff around the building, when I worked on a ward the ER sent a possible scabies patient's socks through the system in an UNSEALED bag.

[@SilverAuntie]

🤢

[@grimnirnacht]

Just the idea of scabies makes my skin crawl nevermind the reality

[@MysticMyths]

@grimnirnacht we all had to prophylactically use the nix cream treatment, which is how I learned the hard way I'm allergic to it and had to get a Dr note to not do the second prophylactic treatment. Somehow, I still brought it home without getting it myself because my husband got it, and there's no way he got it from anywhere but me because he s an electrician and didn't work at the hospital yet.

[@pjv4591]

That IS gross!!!

[@SilverAuntie]

@@MysticMyths Oh, poor hubby! He wasn't allergic to the nix cream too, was he?

[@Shopgirl1]

These stories remind me of A Thousand Ways To Die (a show on TV can prob be found on KZbin) lots of unbelievable stories

[@arharis6007]

Ya I miss that show lol

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

Pluto on demand, not live. Unfortunately with Pluto, they rarely seem to have all the seasons of TV shows. There were 4 seasons before a strike at Spike TV canceled it, but Pluto only has the 1st 2 seasons. Hope this helps 😊

[@superfreq7378]

I have to be honest I hate that show because they use real new stories about people who died in these horrible ways [usually not due to their own stupidity] and then they create characters who are stupid assholes so that we don't feel as bad when they die but it's still based on a real person. I just don't like that kind of manipulation very much, especially when the punishment so rarely fits the crime.

[@susanmontgomery5418]

These stories are why I always come back here. Even after months. Maggots would definitely be the worse. I can say I have never seen that during Nursing that goodness.

[@pjv4591]

Go do volunteer work in a 3rd world country

[@hollishurd4464]

All I can say is we know they weren't medical grade.

[@carolemerle9995]

Same here. My worst fear is head lice or scabies. Thank goodness I never saw that.

[@ferelith-NZ]

Kinky is using a feather. Deviant is using the whole chicken. Just saying...

[@solarlass5807]

Oh this one made me chuckle. 😆🤣😆

[@Piankhi_the_Greater]

No, kinky means having sex in a canvas drysuit. 🥵

[@TattedIrishxxx]

A feather!!?? 😂😂😂

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

You absolutely can get a perforation from anal sex or penetration with an object (albeit in the rectum usually or maybe the sigmoid colon) if it's either big enough, rough enough, or there's some underlying pathology. In fact, I've EVEN seen a story of a woman who ended up with a pneumoperitoneum (air in the abdominal cavity) and the associated pain, bleeding and illness as a result of too-vigorous PIV sex which left a perforation in her vagina through into the abdominal cavity. Of course, there are many more other (likely) ways of developing a bowel perforation from disorders like IBD, bowel obstruction, traumatic abdominal injury, etc or even long-term severe constipation (in those cases, a fecolith forms - a calcified lump of poop) and the continued pressure of it on the wall of the bowel can cause it to eventually perforate... but yeah, you absolutely CAN end up with a bowel perforation from anal intrusion.

[@suzishell2786]

😮

[@chandrasunny]

Can't believe I had to scroll so long to find this... wanted to make sure I wasn't going to make a new comment unnecessarily.

[@JaniceinOR]

​@chandrasunny I appreciate your effort to keep the comments streamlined - thanks :-)

[@lilysenior5181]

I got a KFC advert before watching this 💀💀💀

[@clqudy4750]

Am now going to shower. Several times. 🤢🤮☠️

[@nevillehoward8736]

Don't forget to try to peel your socks off! (From the comments above.) ;)

[@rebeccataravonschleinitz]

When I first moved to Germany, I wasn't exactly proficient in the language. My nose was "stuffed up", so I told the pharmacist that I needed something for "Verstopfung". Turns out that word means "constipation". 🤣

[@euniceloy7120]

My most hilarious memory as a healthcare provider is 40 years ago. I was working in a nursing home and there was an elderly married couple that had the same room, but each had separate bed. Jacob the husband, kept taking his wife's pajamas and hiding them in his bed. When we finally asked him why he kept doing this all he said was " What's a man to do?" 😂😂😊

[@Real_Irish_Girl]

These are the best Steve. I hope you come to Southern California soon.

[@briankuhn_]

I love these stories and I hope this series never ends 😂

[@emily.letsendbslintheuk554]

Think the killing of the soul also includes people who work as veterinary nurse/vets, often saw anomals come in with maggots in wounds, or other such horrors, think one of the worst was when a man brought in a litter of puppies which had had elastic bands tied around their tails very very tightly to try to dock their tails as he couldnt find a vet willing to do the operation (it is actually banned in the uk unless the dog is a working dog or it is medically needed) we lost all but two of the pups due to them getting severe spinal issues and infections 😢

[@FirstDarkAngel2001]

Let the doggo have their tails. Dx

[@emily.letsendbslintheuk554]

@@FirstDarkAngel2001 thankfully it's illegal to dock dogs tails in the UK unless it's for a working dog (eg a gun dog as having their tails can cause problems with injuries but it does have to be proven they will be a working dog and not a companion dog) or for a medical issue like some dogs have happy tails where they constantly wag their tails on to hard surfaces and the tails get damaged and so they often get their tails docked to prevent spinal infections/problems as if the tail gets damaged too far up it can cause the dog to become paralysed so it's safer to dock the tail (not always a full dock where they are just left with a tiny stump but sometimes the tails are taken to where the tails can't be easily injured as much) if this is a large possibility, also ear docking in the UK is illegal unless its for a medical reason.and cats can't have their claws removed (unless for a medical reason) and skunks and ferrets can't have their scent glands removed either (unless it's for a medical reason), thankfully there are some strict rules when it comes to things like this in the UK (and other places in Europe), guess thats why people think we are a very pet loving country (cos we are lol)

[@SilverAuntie]

@@emily.letsendbslintheuk554 . I hope the owner was charged with animal cruelty!

[@najroe]

​@@SilverAuntiethe biblical "an eye for an eye..." flashed through my mind, likely no tail but...

[@SilverAuntie]

@@najroe . I guess they'd have to find something else "hanging" around down there to the off, right?🤔😳😱😵💀☠️🤣🤣🤣

[@mirandaandrews2872]

That gummy was a 10 pounder. You could dress it up as a life sized doll.

[@JaniceinOR]

I can think of 2 likely reasons they got higher than anticipated: 1) if during the 20-40 minutes before their brain got the THC, they thought they needed to eat more to get the effect; 2) they had no other snack food, so they snacked on the gummy.

[@sparkplug1018]

My father told me about this guy that came into the ER while he was doing his EMT training. Doctor ran into the classroom to show the instructor the X-ray. This guy had a Maglite stuck in his back side. Which probably doesn’t sound that strange, except it was one of those old 5 D cell ones the Con Ed meter reading guys used. It went in fat end first and there was apparently very little of it outside of his body. He told me what made it even funnier was that after they all looked at this someone exclaimed, damn! His friend must have gotten a running start!

[@cathipalmer8217]

The shower was dark.

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

The first time I arrived in America, I got to the hotel, turned on the t.v.. To my consternation, there was an advert for arsehole cream, voiced by Leonard Nimoy! American weirdness dialled up to eleven.

[@DumpsterLettuce]

I had someone ask for p😺y cream due to a language barrier. I died.😂

[@LorienInksong]

"where can I get one" that's a mood

[@transmascdruid77]

Can confirm that I have accidentally gotten Icy Hot on my genitals, and it's not fun. 😅

[@lakeireland]

Right? I’ve put it on my lower back or inside of the knee, forgetting it will heat and spread with the body’s natural temperature.

[@RD9_Designs]

I had a friend whose 4 y o daughter put icy hot on her vagina as well.

[@xo2quilt]

If you are a guy, don't forget to wash your hands after putting it on any body part...especially before you go to the bathroom!

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Worst I've ever put anywhere near down-there is spray deodorant, and even then, it doesn't go *in* there, just the outside to deal with excessive sweat.

[@jessicaadams2914]

You sir are hilarious! Thanks for sharing these stories!😂

[@Slave4Batista]

And THAT is why I had a hemorrhoidectomy. So much better.

[@chantelchapman4875]

I love your stories, your timing, and your facial expressions. You make me laugh. 😂

[@jessicaleser8822]

My mother has diverticulosis....she was experiencing extreme abdominal pain...went to the ER and was told it was "woman's pain" aka cramps. This was on a Friday. By Monday she was back in the ER....her large intestines had ruptured. She flatlined twice on the operating table and was given a 20% chance of survival. She spent 3 weeks in ICU, 2 more weeks in regular hospital recovery, was out of work for six months, and had a colostomy bag for nine months. All this because some asshat of a doctor decided to ignore hwr urine tests showong elevated white blood cells and just go with the "woman's pain" diagnosis 😡

[@Fiona-68]

I'd like to see that MALE doctor live through even one month of the "woman's pain" he so casually dismisses too. He'd fucking be crying for morphine.

[@lji_btrfly]

My best friend had lupus and I think that caused many of her other problems. A blood clotting disorder and I think 2 strokes and many TIAs, frequent kidney stones and infections, diverticulitis, and a few other things. I don't think they ever told her it was cramps though, they just called her a drug seeker and sent her home more often than not. The issue was that eventually, she was addicted, but she really did have legitimate severe pain.

[@jessicaleser8822]

@@lji_btrfly a lot of doctors just can't be bothered to really investigate pain. If it's not a blatant cause like a broken bone, then they dismiss it. It's disgusting

[@andreakeeling9217]

Please do a playlist for these videos. They make my day.

[@lisajessup6615]

choking on my breakfast listening to you & tears streaming

[@patriciajones1623]

Stevie, try adding ground flaxseed to your diet when you travel.😘🤗💜☮️

[@stephaniedavis6531]

Or wheat germ on some yogurts

[@xo2quilt]

They have lovely fiber gummies too!

[@erikacallahan2824]

Every time I think of all these nursing stories it takes me back to my mother telling the story of me being born. I was a double footling breech & upon every contraction I was stepping on my umbilical cord. Some poor Air Force nurse had to put her hand up to hold my feet & climbed on the gurney for the run to the OR. My dad used to joke that's why I was born cross-eyed, but Mom would just tell him to be quiet.

[@andreakeeling9217]

They gave me NITROGLYCERIN for my hemorrhoid/fissure. 😂😂😂😂. My co-worker said, they gave you explosives!!!! I had to show her the label. HE HE HE

[@bardnightingale]

It's not just the maggots but the stench that comes with them & the stories behind them. Had a patient that tied Walmart bags over his feet to keep the weeping wounds contained. Then left them there until his leg started hurting. Of course he had squirmy passengers in the bags with him. The ER left the bags on and full of juices, etc and brought him to the floor. We had to get the ER nurse to help us get him straight into the shower (where we could open and drain the bags) because whatever idiot built the shower put a 5 inch ledge in the doorway. (This was a few weeks after we moved into the brand new building. So many things wrong with the place. ) Even so, we were still wiping maggots off the floor because some of them had escaped while in transport. You'd be surprised how fast those bugger move.

[@juliesvendsen6393]

I just threw up in my mouth. I’m scared to ask if he had any viable tissue left.

[@carolemerle9995]

Wow, one of the worst maggot stories.

[@tunerrestorations]

That damn chicken story lol.

[@Troublemaker1022-r9c]

??? Was it a live chicken ? Was it a frozen chicken? Was it a rotisserie chicken ? Sorry, but just morbid curiosity .

[@BionicMilkaholic]

​@@Troublemaker1022-r9c I was thinking the same thing!

[@lateblossom]

You can't make this stuff up 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GummyBearWA]

My deepest wish has always been to come and go at the same time.

[@68toronado]

The pause from the puferated intestines omg 😂

[@monorail4252]

I flipped over the handlebars of my bike, got drove home by a friend's mom, and was told by my parents to put my own bike in the garage. I STILL have a rock in my hand.

[@stephaniflanigan22]

I flipped over my handlebars on my bike once, crashing hard. A lady was driving by and saw the whole thing. She's panicking, I'm unable to breathe because I hit my diaphragm so hard I was going blue, and I swore the lady was going to have a heart attack if I didn't speak. She called an ambulance, and I swear, I got to the point where I could take the miniscule breathes ever but still couldn't speak when the ambulance showed up. Now I'm panicking because my adoptive parents are going to kick my ass for being an ambulance and making a scene. The woman is panicking still because I haven't taken a full breath in yet and couldn't speak, and the ambulance people are like... Mam, you can leave now, thank you. A few more minutes and everything unlocked. I was able to take a deep breath in and tell and start crying that I was going to be in trouble for them being there. They gave me a ride up the street home and said don't worry about it. They still talked to my adoptive parents though, I still got in trouble, and I have had a weak diaphragm since. But a rock in the hand! .... Man, you got me beat. I feel like I'd be feeling it in my hand everyday and it would slowly drive me mad.

[@suzishell2786]

​@stephaniflanigan22 both yall have to be GenX 🤙

[@monorail4252]

@stephaniflanigan22 I am sorry to hear that. I wasn't trying to create a competition. Was pointing out my parents' response, I should take care of my stuff regardless.

[@monorail4252]

@@suzishell2786 I'm an older millennial and didn't mean to cause a controversy of who got hurt more .

[@stephaniflanigan22]

@@monorail4252 no no, no actually competition. I'm an older millennial too. Listen I just meant in as I thought I had it bad when that happened. That's all. You absolutely have nothing to apologize for and if anyone ever makes you feel like you have to say sorry for something like that, please please know they're in the wrong. My comment was said with nothing but good vibes and just joining in with you.

[@nadinabbott3991]

Second story is familiar. It was a bunch of teens, with very special brownies…the giggles, oh the giggles. We prescribed food.

[@noone-wn1se]

3:28 my first thought was of shoto todoroki in MHA, and how a lot of women would want him on their v jay jay... Before being like, NO. Because he is, like, 16.

[@xerofelix7090]

Maggots are legit gross though. And they are hell to get rid of. We had maggots in our trashcan once, thanks to a roommate. It took weeks of washing and bleaching the thing over and over to finally get rid of them completely. The mother fuckers just kept coming back! 😫

[@cathipalmer8217]

Because you still had flies.

[@Mamacat1357]

The advertisement before this video (for me at least) was "Foods You Should Not Eat" 😸

[@KimMcIntyre-ou1ew]

Hey Stevio 🤣My Goodness you won’t run out of Stories ✌️💚😎🌴🌺☀️🌊🌈

[@xneongrande]

I was not expecting that _b'kok!_ 🤣🤣🤣

[@Turkeyinthehay]

Can't stop laughing at those visuals!

[@B17tailgunner]

Anyone else have a KFC advert before this video?

[@katesims2346]

Once I caught a man with DTs drinking from his urinal. Got upset when I took it from him maybe he thought it was alcohol.

[@kolobus80]

Always the chicken and maggots!

[@beardedwonder8333]

Bro in the first one got dropped off by a homeboy ambulance.

[@Erissa]

The one about the perforated bowel actually reminded me of a story from college. I took Criminology courses. One of the teachers told a story about some dude's death that was labeled a "farming accident", which was due to a perforated bowel. I'll let the horrifying imagination of the Internet fill in the details.

[@michellemelville8979]

Horse or bull?

[@Erissa]

@@michellemelville8979 the teacher didn't clarify. I'd assume horse, donkey, or pony.

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

It's not unheard of, getting a perforation being a "Back Door Man." Seen it once in my career, done with a large butt plug, and I mean fecking enormous! With a left hand thread! Still have difficulty with the reality of that evening.

[@mariefaulkner3534]

Also never ever put Icy hot on your inner thighs either so beyond painful.

[@brookeclark2219]

I have used maggots on wounds to clean narcosis tissue. Tricky but works really good.

[@xo2quilt]

Just like using leaches to help heal wounds.

[@SheDrum]

Was the chicken dead at least??? sheesh

[@robertabray-enhus3198]

Seriously how big was that gummy bear 😂 Actually bear sized!! I want one! My husband once put Gold Bond powder on his balls,he said it really burned! I laughed!!!😂 He didn’t read the bottle which contained menthol. No menthol on your private parts!! Witch hazel pads help your hemorrhoids too.

[@DraikonNZ]

7:32 What a way to come and go.

[@LyLyHell]

I just love your stories video! 😂 I want to listen those stories for hours! ❤

[@aprilunger7319]

I heard a story from a nurse I worked with in the ER. A very obese lady came to the ER. She had sooo many cats. They were finding dead kittens in her folds. 🤮

[@D-Bri]

Ummm...what's what smell from under your breast?? Oh....dead kitten...the usual Friday night....

[@FirstDarkAngel2001]

This sounds so insane that I believe it. >>'

[@MonicaEavey]

Yuck

[@rosella5358]

😢

[@redhotmoon1656]

😮

[@aprildegele1510]

I worked ER/Trauma for 20 years. Honestly, this job does kill your soul, your empathy, and your faith in humanity.

[@rhondasingley7211]

😂 Absolutely INSANE Story's AND I'M HERE FOR IT 💞 KEEP Em COMING 😅

[@ameliabotha9564]

Hi geography nerd here i just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out where KENYADA is only to relise he is saying CANADA in a strange accent.😂😂

[@mrschurch1979]

I was in housekeeping at a major trauma center. I got called to ICU to do a terminal cleaning (as in clean the room to death). I got there and found out it was two rooms which were designed to share plumbing, and when either was flushed, both sides erupted. Two carts of supplies and a call to engineering to clear the clog. Felt sorry for the patient who caused the clog.

[@Lori_L]

Can't wait to see you in Orlando!

[@icy_bird5540]

3:11 oh my god that would hurt so bad I actually got some on my thighs (don’t leave things in a hot car they will turn to liquid) and it burned

[@loonaq4406]

Not even the urine cup looking different, wouldn’t it feel kind of warm? 😂😂😂 they don’t normally keep those for very long

[@mandachris7146]

The worst thing that happened to me from eating way to many thc edibles was ordering 5 apps and 3 desserts all from different places on DoorDash and Uber eats for the perfect meal.

[@JaniceinOR]

Getting high can be expensive!

[@mandachris7146]

@ no joke! I try to stick to fresh produce as munchies as I LOVE broccoli, zucchini, frozen watermelon, and frozen dragon fruit. But sometimes my munchies want 2k calories 🫣

[@damegataco]

The messed up think about the KFC thing is if they came from KFC they could've easily gotten ice.

[@JaniceinOR]

I am guessing they had the KFC before the wound happened. Otherwise, they stopped at KFC _after_ he shot his fingers off.

[@51623allissa]

This was HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@alexjames1437]

Oh shit, are you supposed to put your limbs on ice if you lose them? I thought that the wetness of that could end up damaging limbs so you couldn’t use it anymore so I thought you were supposed to put it like inside a plastic bag with a plastic bag, full of ice if that makes sense.

[@aprildegele1510]

In the PNW, we have a pretty healthy Islander population. They come here because their islands are going under water. Many don't speak English and few language lines offer Tongese. This poor pregnant woman came in for hyperemesis gravida and was given an RX for rectal Phenergan (don't know why the doc chose that over sublingual Zofran). She went to the pharmacy without the community interpreter. Came back to the ER saying that the "pills weren't working". Luckily, she brought them. The pharmacist had failed to explain that these went in her bottom and weren't to be swallowed, as she'd been doing. She was so embarrassed.

[@Frozenpotsticker]

OMG!!! he said chicken and I was thinking of a LIVE CHICKEN!!!

[@iknowyouwanttofly]

Eat 1 teaspoon psyllium seed in water when you travel.

[@diannaclarke2758]

Was it a live chicken? Who was the 'confused' one? The patient or the bestie?

[@juliesvendsen6393]

I’ve looked for this question for too long and now I’m disappointed no one has answered it yet.

[@aprildegele1510]

I know you know this, but for those who don't, you don't put severed pieces directly on ice. You'll damage the tissue. However, if it's what you have, it's better than nothing. A better idea is to wrap a towel soaked in water over the limb, covering the cut end of the extremity that's loose, put it in a baggie with a bit of water, then place that baggie into another baggie filled half way with ice. It's contaminated already anyway, so using a clean towel and water won't hurt. If they can reattach (a lot of times they can't), that's what antibiotics are for.

[@GigiButterflie]

Please don’t ever refer to a hemorrhoid as a “little piece of meat,” again 🤣🤣

[@noecarrier5035]

The very famous Enumclaw case involved a man who died after receptive coupling with a stallion. Actually, thinking about it, I think that was peritonitis.

[@avian5247]

KFC has a totally different meaning now 😳

[@nikkibabyblue2000]

Why can people say penis yet a vagina is a vajj wtf 😅 great thing to teach kids one is acceptable the other has to be substituted no bad words just bad uses

[@nelliekenny9630]

You tube will ban the video.

[@nikkibabyblue2000]

@@nelliekenny9630 yet not for penis this just affirms what i said how does that make sense. @youtube.

[@Jacq.T]

Also the area is called the vulva, the vagina is the opening & passage leading to the uterus.

[@nikkibabyblue2000]

@@Jacq.T kinda proved my point. We should be taught these things long before we are corrected on you tube by strangers. I stand corrected.

[@Jacq.T]

@nikkibabyblue2000 sorry, I hope my comment wasn't rude, if so it was unintentional (due to autism).

[@jilenejensen1539]

My first experience with dealing with maggots, I’m not a vet, tech or work in healthcare was dealing with fly, strike with my aunts bunny

[@jenniferferreira9061]

This was fucking awesome. PLEASE do more of these ❤❤❤😂.

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

All the MSU bottle lids in the British health service, are helpfully BRIGHT URANIUM ORANGE!

[@cathipalmer8217]

Dead chicken? Live chicken? Wishing-it-was-dead chicken?

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

I want a whole one of those Gummys!

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

I've been a nurse, you've no idea the number of times I've been in wont, of "arsehole cream"!

[@jennyh1231]

See you in Orlando!!

[@kellygirlaj]

Not the age of life!!

[@reneebulmer5101]

I had a confused patient pull out his catheter with the balloon still inflated. He was also yellow from liver disease. The smell was horrid and had to hold his penis to stop the bleeding until the Dr could get there. Not for 2 hours though

[@_Kimberly_York]

Nuts and water and apple juice when traveling.

[@robinmarie5180]

Hysterical OMG 😅😅😅

[@OmaBike]

Ya know, I used to work in the data entry department of a large hospital back in the days with keypunch machines. Every day we would have to type in the details of the ER visit for computer processing. I have never read anything like these stories Steven tells. Maybe back in those days they just didn't put in the more juicy details. Or never got the real story.

[@Thu_Gringatoriana_593]

This is going to sound really vile but my ex told the story of how he found out that his ex girlfriend was cheating on him so he didn't let her know that he knew but he asked to meet up for One Last Night of Hanky panky if you know what i mean but on the condom he put icy hot or something similar to icy hot that gets hot and cold and proceeded to have sex with her that is how he got back At her for contacts, this happened in a different country.

[@Shopgirl1]

Giving some boyfriends one hot idea! 😂

[@Paperdragonlady]

I’m ready I have drank a Mountain Dew yeahhhhhhh

[@laurahooper7609]

My husband and I had an agreement that if i was sound aslee, he could have at it. Well one night i woke up with a burning sensation and my husband going at it. He didn't know where any lotion was and used Vicks.

[@PsychHyperfocus]

These stories are crazy, but the chicken fucking one is the worst