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[@Fx46ynz]

Bro just roasted the whole teacher's. Thanks for 13K likes

[@Somebody12342]

Career

[@fish_pls_dont_eat_me]

There are multiple teachers

[@giulia6232]

We have to learn a bit of every subject to decide what job to do when we'll grow up: teachers have already decided:)

[@vnc.t]

​​@@giulia6232but if we have already decided, why can't we drop the other subjects?

[@Winter_Broke_The_Code]

You do realise the teachers don’t make curriculum decisions? Hopefully? Also in Australia at least my school we can, you know, make decisions for practicality later on in life.

[@wintercqt]

"If teachers can't teach all subjects" Elementary school teachers: 💀

[@ankitapatel6751]

fr

[@Buddeh_timmeh]

True

[@Star17Platinum17]

I don't have such weaknesses🗿

[@kierawilliams]

THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

[@zadedrop_]

Inside of 4th and 5th (for me) We had 2 teachers

[@froglovereatscheesesad]

"when you feel bugs on you, but there aren't any bugs on you, are they the ghosts of the bugs you killed?" No, it's my hair pranking me

[@Pxnd4s]

😂Fr though

[@Idnfidt]

it’s your clothes

[@user-or3kw4kz1l]

its acc ur nerves

[@Satialac]

Nope it's just a ghost tryna touch you

[@froglovereatscheesesad]

@@jiaurrahmankhan5854YOUR HAIR PRANKING YOU

[@annaolsen1]

Minds who weren't physically broken in half 👇

[@NerdBoiVR]

Beggar

[@Gohan260_Offical]

“Only thieves want you to succeed” damn that hit hard

[@Coupy-pie]

Haha yeah that made me laugh but it’s so dam true!

[@ClassicRobloxian-_-]

Yea thieves want you to earn money for them to steal it💀

[@proboanimations3767]

@@ClassicRobloxian-_-the realistic person you know😅

[@mcmarcusification]

I never thought that ..

[@Cinema_athome]

​@@davidcharanghat4717no he made it a different way he just take the idea and lines only

[@Stargaze-]

“when you feel bugs on you, but there really aren’t any bugs, are they the ghosts of the bugs you’ve killed?” no, it’s my leg hair moving

[@jenardodelapena5935]

Lol😂😂😂

[@gagankartawiria9917]

Or my earphone cable

[@BadassBagels]

I always feel worms or some shit crawlin on me when im under the blanket sleeping

[@SOhiyaaa]

​@@BadassBagelsSame,Like the fuck-

[@BadassBagels]

@@SOhiyaaa bro what

[@goldngamer1365]

"Your alarm clock is your theme song" Me who doesn't have an alarm: I guess I don't have plot armor then...

[@Crystalgorozilla]

Me

[@sophiasparklesss]

“You become a vacuum cleaner” *me imagining the ‘head’ of the vacuum being replaced with my head licking the floor and then falling to the ground laughing*

[@galaxyplayzyt6663]

😂

[@user-ru9kh1wm5w]

No s*it. Same sh*t happens to me all the time.

[@kenzkat6162]

BAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA

[@angreagach]

And if you throw a cigarette out of a boat, the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

[@llxzzyy]

"when you were born, you were once the youngest person on earth." "therefore we shall all get guiness world records"

[@F4U-4Corsair]

Guiness world record only gives to a record that haven’t been broken so the youngest person of the earth is always getting beaten so their is no guiness world record for youngest people a live

[@tywitt1620]

Btw what he means by when you were born you were the youngest person on earth when your dad ejacted for that moment you were the youngest (people don't give credit to dad birth because it's not hard but still respect how you were born)

[@lssweet]

​@@F4U-4Corsairbro it's a joke

[@tuthu6793]

​@@F4U-4Corsairso you meaning it impossible to get lol

[@nela.0810]

@@F4U-4Corsair 🤓👆

[@someone_lavender]

" Only the thieves want you to succeed." That thief has more hope on me than my own family 💀 Edit 2: I cant belive i actually getting likes, tysm y'all again, love y'all, take care!! 💗

[@SPAMTONGSPAMTONALT]

"no comments"

[@Alastor-lover1336]

No problem 😊

[@Goofball-the-great]

You have a family lucky self reflection of me:🤓

[@Nuggetboi341]

I don't think anyone thought about insurance companies tho

[@hackerface2476]

Thieves want you to succeed just to steal from you

[@whitebugg2564]

"Cacon and Bookies" 💀😂

[@GirlyThingsToDo123]

“Multiple teachers are involved to teach all subjects” Elementary teachers left the chat

[@SupaSab10]

Fr

[@ThatsAmazingFan23]

Except for electives

[@jelly_1430]

Solution: If you don’t have a ringtone, your a movie character, not a show character

[@KnowledgeNinja.]

Haha

[@paper177]

@@KnowledgeNinja.the apple alarm as your opening theme?????

[@_Astro_Gamer_]

Ohhhhh I was confused 😂😂

[@Rat____________________]

The guy who just started not using his alarm clock: “well, looks like I’m on a 2 hour limit. Better make it count.”

[@_Ghostrider99]

Youre*

[@Xx_Country_xX]

Bro Just Roasted The Principal's Whole School😂

[@Anthony-ct1kl]

Is it just me that has heard most of these shower thoughts?

[@shiny_crystal]

@@Anthony-ct1kli saw a different video with the exact same thoughts before

[@litte3boy]

But it would be really hard for one teacher to grade litterally everyone's work on their own (not talking abt elementary sibce they only have 1 class)

[@Jaythehonoredone]

Phonk music starts to play

[@triptyguruaribam9803]

​@@Anthony-ct1klme too I saw it on Ryan lomhard

[@CookieArmy_13]

Bro made me rethink life 💀

[@janinepuma8257]

The last one is mind blowing🤯

[@sky-tv8hh]

"only thives want to see you succeed" teachers: family: friends:

[@stupidestgayever]

@@CaekGuyalso fake friends

[@silence-humility-calmness]

there are plenty of successful people to steal from,why would a thief want you to succeed?

[@PushpaSharma-lv2xl]

Not really our teachers they don't care

[@MantisBudhi9570]

@@silence-humility-calmnessexactly, they want you to succeed so they can steal from you

[@GigaWigga368]

Teachers want you to be dumb Family wants you to be family less And friends want you to be lonely

[@chasemcnally9917]

bro exposed lawyers, cops, doctors, and mechanics all at once 💀💀💀💀

[@AlejandroRodriguez-ff9kl]

Only thieves cause they steal your things WOW THAT HIT HARD DAMN 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@user-ml2cf4jl4e]

the teachers and the students is sooo true

[@ameyvaidya7126]

props to the guy who showers all day just for us to enjoy a minute long video

[@Kakashi_my_number1fav_sensei]

Nah bro, he took it from someone

[@Kakashi_my_number1fav_sensei]

@MSMClubbox-mr4ul 💀💀

[@Timesavingideas555]

coocoolcoolcol

[@Kakashi_my_number1fav_sensei]

@@Timesavingideas555 are you okey?😅

[@snowinxfars1332]

​@MSMClubbox-mr4ulNah don't believe that dude, someone actually showers that long

[@azhaankhan5834]

"IF ONE TEACHER CAN'T TEACH ALL SUBJECTS SO WHY ONE CHILD IS EXPECTED TO STUDY ALL SUBJECT" This line made me like the video. 😂😂😂

[@mutahirartist1598]

The teachers also studied all of the subjects in the past

[@PinataPibadi]

​@@mutahirartist1598no shit

[@mutahirartist1598]

@@PinataPibadi they did I am not a liar you are shit 🖕🖕🖕

[@mutambaeugenie2351]

Me too

[@YueOrMoon]

@@PinataPibadi fym no shit...? Where did your common sense go buddy???

[@ImakeTrax]

This is officially one of my favorite vids! 💯

[@Cloudystrr]

The first one got my jaw dropped no joke

[@elormanyigba6917]

The amount of bugs and insects I have killed is a crazy amout 💀💀💀

[@banasriroy629]

Yep

[@ankitadwivedi106]

No I never killed

[@Zoe-vl9xg]

Me too

[@gabrielemanuelfelicio1844]

bros the nicest person ever@@ankitadwivedi106

[@user-sj5bo8ex1w]

​@@ankitadwivedi106weak

[@Bean-YT-64]

Someone actually asked the English teacher the 6th one, and the teacher said that the teachers were specialists in specific subjects, and the students are learning all of them to find out what they could possibly specialise in.

[@gerditwin1828]

​@@guri01mehra75a student doesn't need to be a teacher to learn what they are good and bad at

[@aaravcodingstudios5539]

Exactly I said this in my mind when he said it

[@raffbot]

Hi

[@Theres_nothing_we_can_skull]

No one told me that... I just tought that😂

[@meraj5393]

​@@gerditwin1828 example if kid is amazing maths he can be amazing cs or in bio he can be doctor

[@neon_hood1360]

This actually makes a lot of sense

[@Nob663]

This man is right teachers are only teachers not just to teach us but to teach themselves.

[@pangoplier]

"why is it called taking a dump when your leaving it" 💀

[@AllOfTheAbove58]

Because you’re taking the dump out of your butt

[@stella8450]

💀

[@Muichiro_Neko]

"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode" POV: your ringtone is a metal pipe falling aggresively

[@avgamer7983]

bro that would woke my neighbors also 😅

[@A01K4NZ4K1]

POV:Your ring tone is 10 duck’s quacking at once 😅

[@Muichiro_Neko]

@@avgamer7983 thats exactly what happened after my ringtone goes off

[@KAIMERAAA]

Mine is that "AUUUGH" sound on full volume 💀

[@Gilbert_Animations]

POV:YOUR alarm ringtone is Rick Astleys hit song we all know

[@Ginger_the_lil_fox]

You literally broke my brain😭

[@DoIDraw]

*Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode* it means I play my theme song at least 10 times a day...💀

[@dinoshaz1909]

The editors had ADHD(i think thats what that is,right?)

[@bosnianthunderforces]

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

[@TheAdministratorSCPF]

Elementary teachers: “I don’t have such weakness”

[@Brenda-ox1lx]

TEAM TIME AND RTI MATH:You don't dare to not remember me

[@josephinecruz406]

YOU COPIED SOMEONE 👈

[@Emotionless.gamer123]

This is why I don't have any shower thoughts ☠️😡☠️

[@jimmyritchey7765]

They didn't shatter my f****** mind

[@claireMockingjay]

By the way guys, the “bugs” you feel on you aren’t bugs you have killed’s ghosts. This feeling on your body can be triggered by air blowing or other small things. The air blowing can twist a singular hair on your body making it feel like bugs are on you when they actually aren’t. Hope this helped :)👍

[@GoodLuckDucks]

And that's how you ruin it. (sorry it's true)

[@georgevarughese4886]

Yeah 👍🏽 it's weird 😕 😐

[@dweibox0073]

That sounds like some story a ghost bug would tell in order to let its victims' guards down

[@rogerhandal8337]

its the blood some times you can fell the blood even you cant

[@SPRSP1IICE]

I guess my theme song is "ÆHHHH ÆHHHHH ÆHHHHH ÆHHHHHH ÆHHHHHHH"

[@user-jh8uw5bh8n]

Bro roasted the education system 💀💀

[@breathair69420]

ELEMETERY SCHOOLS

[@dave3d371]

If yall use your brain, those same teachers at our age also did all those subjects we do and later they chose one subject to persue, similarly we also can be teachers in a specific subject

[@sonychacko8682]

"Only thieves want to get you succed" hits duffrent

[@nicolevalijan]

The vacuum one really got me

[@Phant0m_Gl1tch]

The first hone actually kinda hits

[@user-el4uv4bp8j]

True

[@Tvcat2]

This actually hits

[@1tsChase.]

Yea, I always feels Bugs on myself and ive killed so many animals (not really my chicken ate them)

[@MadaraUchiha-jg1lp]

I think those are micro bug

[@Gojotheeditor20]

@@MadaraUchiha-jg1lpno 🤦‍♂️

[@Rachel_Dee]

"Every time you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner." 😂😂😂 I'm almost embarrassed to admit how I cackled at that.

[@croassung3721]

*monarchy*

[@user-rj7wc3ss8j]

This is elite cameraman Allright

[@lisamcdonnell3374]

‘This picture is our youngest picture’💀

[@thekawaiirabbit]

I have literally heard all of these more than 27 times

[@idkwhatoput_here]

Fr

[@DaFrogg2102]

Carzeyy facts

[@bladeboy6858]

Me too

[@Squirtle49955]

Me too

[@G_Matto_shorts]

Same

[@Skull_knights]

"Everytime you clean a vacum cleaner, you become a vacum cleaner" 💀

[@brandylawson7281]

Stop..

[@The-Smiler..]

“Bakies” “Cookon” 💀

[@iLoveCamdy]

My mind is already shattered 😂

[@timthesillioir]

Yeah about that ! I've got no alarms

[@khatesabi5140]

Me to

[@moon-mz1wq]

Same here

[@Isi_853]

Then how are you standing up in the morning?

[@timthesillioir]

@@Isi_853 you literally just, wake up? It's not like your body can't do that themselves

[@skystrike8955]

​@@timthesillioiryea in my country wake up time is five am so I got used to walking early

[@S.F..]

Elementary teachers left the chat.

[@Michellemichale]

True

[@kellygorz8934]

Yes, but as soon as it starts to get hard, they split up

[@Jadak_edits]

TEACHERS WAS STUDENT TOO WHY THEY DONT ACCEPT IT?

[@rondalkb10]

Not really, I had 2 teachers until 3rd Grade, I had 3 teachers in 4th and 5th Grade, 2 teachers in 6th Grade, 3 in 7th Grade (yes, 6th and 7th were middle school) and rn in the 8th grade with 4 teachers

[@jaidynschumacher7183]

My teacher tough we need to think he said and I quote “in my whole adult life I have never used six grade math but there is not one day in my adult life I can recall that u have not thought”

[@georgesu6120]

And heros destroys building to fight the villain is the good guy😮😮

[@simbabwe911]

Ryan fr needs more recognition

[@Kakashi_my_number1fav_sensei]

Yesssss

[@xavier_the_critic]

God that's so true

[@Chloakyyyyyyyyyyy]

i instantly knew all of these were stolen

[@exinvity_]

For real

[@S0M3-R4ND0M-GUY]

ai voice saying random facts you can find online with videos to keep you watching channels really need more recognition

[@chumfun]

As a person with multiple alarms with multiple alarm tones, I see this a win

[@user-vp9xh8rr5h]

My brain hurts 🤤🤕🤕

[@demelzaedwardson3111]

I love your videos

[@KendallRealKrazy]

“One teacher can’t teach all subjects” Elementary school teachers:

[@The_royal_slides]

Frfr bro there like wtf

[@SkyTheMushroom]

What about PE, music, library, and art

[@Samburger0]

@@SkyTheMushroom Those dont count

[@Jocelynnn1234]

I WAS ABT TO COMMENT THIS

[@Jocelynnn1234]

@@SkyTheMushroomaren’t core classes

[@r3tr0gaming-750]

*elementary school teachers have left the chat*

[@NeptunesExile]

Bro I had to start rotating in 3rd grade like XD

[@saramoses]

SAME XDD 😂😂😂

[@isabellewilliams3325]

Ikr

[@wawa13485]

NAH IN 5TH GRADE I HAD TO SWITCH CLASSES N 6TH GRADE

[@shiny_crystal]

plus teachers that only teach one subject teach multiple classes so they dont have time for other subjects. and at my school most teachers teach 2-3 subjects anyway

[@GeomPark]

Not me trying to learn all 18 subject 😂😂

[@BascoJohn-ne2vf]

Bro readed the whole minds

[@TheRonaldoEditer]

Bro got everyone's job roasted except criminals 💀

[@Thatfairynow]

Technically police get payed by taxes so their pay is the same just the job gets harder

[@KOHAKU-._.]

Ryan's calling his LAWYER

[@4rcherGamez]

Yessir that's what thought but instead of his lawer I thought credits. Should this dude give credits to him

[@user-arifhaikal]

Yeah needs credits

[@takuya_yagami_cote_lightnovel]

Yeah

[@user-fr3mw3hw9r]

That last one was mond blowing 😮😮

[@shilasarkar6003]

Japanese teachers upto 5 grade: we don't have such weakness

[@user-mp6zl5bp1g]

"We don't expect you to study all of them. We just want you to find something that you are good at." -Random goody teacher

[@-Oliviasdragons-]

Nope

[@yuu0450]

Then why do our parents expect us to get a degree-

[@GrEEnF1Re1]

@@yuu0450 Thats your parents problem, not the teacher one

[@SophieTouma]

WOW JUST WOW THE END

[@spacebone]

The last one was just created to make me laugh 🤣😂

[@_Malfoyy]

Elementary Teachers: I have no such weakness

[@binubaby308]

"If one teacher can't teach all subjects so why is one child expected to study all subjects" had me question all of my life choices👁️👄👁️

[@Your_Boy_Selyan]

Same

[@complex_city]

the absolute mental gymnastics needed to concieve the last one is insane

[@UNREALonyt]

THE FIRST ONE IS SO REAL FOR THAT IT ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY

[@drakeismybaebae]

today my teacher said “i’m not bringing your guys work home to grade, i have a life.” but she gives us homework everyday😀

[@KnowledgeNinja.]

Ik

[@OccultistLord4812]

"Friend:Wishing you prosperity Ryan Ryan: ... Is that my PlayStation?"

[@faizali906]

I suppose you are referring to the youtuber Ryan Lombard, sir

[@OccultistLord4812]

@@faizali906 indeed, good sir

[@MissyTeshome]

OMG he just made a twist to only criminals wanna see you succeed damn

[@AideneBurger]

The last one got me confused and amazed

[@goomakescontent]

I don't have a alarm clock so I guess "JENSOSNSJ IM READYAAYAY EEEEEAB MOM WAKE UP NOW" is my theme song

[@koifishidiot]

Meanwhile my teacher who teaches all subjects:

[@JustDed]

Yeah like during primary school

[@thinglol429]

lol

[@Not4youuu]

Physical Edication? Art? Music? Math? English? History?

[@JustDed]

⁠@@Not4youuuall above but there were a few lessons on art and music

[@koifishidiot]

@@Not4youuu yep

[@Progaming-ij2jm]

I had chosen truth not dare 😂😂😂😂😅

[@JackAndTom610]

The theme song one hit hard

[@LaughingFurball-zd5be]

I can’t stop thinking about the “you’re technically the youngest person on earth” one. 😂

[@kirito-reincarnation]

The American anthem is crazy 💀

[@Xx_Country_xX]

What Anthem?

[@user-gj4kv4ly6t]

You made me subscribe

[@marcellandry3601]

Good one thank you ❤❤❤❤❤

[@ryouarozado1350]

Ryanhdlombard needs the credits here.

[@Bobaplayz1234]

Elementary school teacher’s:👁️👄👁️ Edit:momma I’m famous!!

[@Zapher]

Omg 😂 I thought that was only in my country

[@thatstupidmango]

fr

[@cyaneddsworld-2870]

Well but that’s only the most basic level of everything. We still have to know all the complex stuff from all the subjects in high school which teachers don’t.

[@CallMeHolly111]

Teachers*

[@manavkumbhat8315]

Keep ur thinking up👍👍

[@keneilwerakhale7246]

I can't stop listening to this!!!!!😨😰😨😰

[@BallisterYT]

Primary school teachers: I have no such weaknesses!

[@dinoshaz1909]

FR

[@joyous-entertains]

“ when you wait for a waiter, you become the waiter” Edit: OMG 60 LIKES!?!?!? TYSM YALL 😛😁 Second edit: MOM I PINCHED MYSELF TOO HARD NOW IM BLEEDING 😭😭 Third edit: tysm yall! I never thought I could get this much likes! (Btw, a few people were complaining in the comments that the edit ruined the comment so I put the edit lower for them.

[@ThabangJuly]

Your smart as hell😳😳😳

[@Blackfacenoob]

wait.. that actually makes sense omg

[@cheesethechelse1548]

You should buy his KZbin channel😂😂😂

[@yunes.demise]

yo thats actually facts... 🤩

[@YourAverageCringeYoutuber]

You ruined the comment with your edit.

[@user-dt3uw8ss9e]

Last bit is sooooooo right

[@Oliboba7]

When you are a child, you always thought Community workers were nice but they’re actually bad and thieves you thought were bad, but you’re actually good

[@firevin3183]

elementary school teachers: *I have no such weaknesses.*

[@WAFFLESNORT-xd7pi]

The excitement in the ai voice 💀💀

the last one is mind blowing

[@MDshell.]

Wait so an old faction car horn is my theme? Bruh 😂

[@user-wt1fu9qb6h]

if you feel bugs on you but there aren't any, then its just your small tiny hairs on your body moving in the wind

[@victorsuero4817]

Thieves want to see you rich and good so they can steal from you and leave you bad💀

[@beyonceanguiano8168]

The last one is craaazyy

[@henkeb4600]

Listen, a child has to learn all subjects bc most children don't know what they wanna wanna work as, take this for an example: "Ur a kid and decided to become a doctor, so u study to become a doctor, but when ur older (just a bit) u don't wanna be a doctor anymore." U have the answer, children's brains aren't completely ready yet, that's also why they need someone to take care of their needs while they study, don't rush.

[@BradyBB]

Bro speaking straight up facts