r/TerminallyStupid - ah yes, ”Science”

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[@FreelanceCarmine]

"And that is how you flip an image 360 degrees~" I... who... Who's gonna tell him?

[@PutoMedicoBrujo]

NOBODY let the man be....

[@VoidStaresback]

Are you telling me that's not how you do it?

[@chickenwing3946]

@@VoidStaresback 360 wouldnt change anything, 180 would be the right thing 2 say

[@erikkk6245]

I’m not doing it

[@LittleParody]

I think it was part of the joke-

[@TheWolfQueentm]

Imagine his neighbors hearing him shout "ever heard of a sunset"

[@unbekannternutzer25]

It's not the weirdest thing they heard him shout

[@puss_n_booze]

@@unbekannternutzer25 *insert a compilation of wierd click noises, including his owos here*

[@sassykassy8441]

They also hear him go over furry irl that shit is crazy

[@TalentedTiger]

Now I need to be his neighbour! 🤣 lol!

[@indrimza]

Being his neighbor would be a ✨blessing✨

[@creepymadsin]

"And your socks look, oh my, just amazing" Me with my Nightmare Before Christmas socks: "Oh why thank you"

[@unbekannternutzer25]

Omg same 😮

[@leyrua]

I'm only wearing _one_ sock. 😁

[@jacobc9221]

@@leyrua On your foot, right? Right???

[@chibichan1577]

WTF ME TOO-

[@LylaDagger]

I am wearing no socks

[@ashleyspratlin1811]

"If it costs too much, just don't buy it." Damn, if only I had realized the solution was as simple as just not buying the medicine that keeps me alive.

[@ilikememes9850]

It’s is if you do then after at least a year you wont need to worry about Any expenses

[@susbaca]

don't worry you will live you entire life without buying that medicine

[@WestGarbage6]

If you stop buying it you can live the rest of your life just fine without it.

[@shiomicchi7247]

"Lactose intolerance is fake and was made up by attention seekers who want to feel special!" Ah yes, I definitely feel super special when I have to deal with an upset stomach and painful cramps after consuming more than a half glass of milk

[@lenalandmine]

@shiomicchi7247 ..I think you just helped me figure out I may be lactose intolerant. Thank you?

[@pokegard]

It’s the chosen one!

[@ayelemensah8816]

I read one of those “pregnant lady worried about drowning her baby” things before, while I did laugh a lot at first, it ended up making me so sad to think that not only she hadn’t received any decent sex education, but that woman had not even one person in her life to explain to her that it couldn’t happen! No doctor, no mother, sister, friend, colleague or concerned neighbor could tell her, or make that woman feel like she could ask them! Now I just feel depressed whenever I think about it…

[@indrimza]

What about google?

[@ayelemensah8816]

@@indrimza It was a yahoo answer thing so that’s basically what she resorted to but it’s still sad to think there was likely no one to answer her in person.

[@indrimza]

@@ayelemensah8816 true dat

[@Fuchsschwester]

I wanted to write something really mean about this woman, but after reading your statement, I cannot do it anymore. So, at least here, you made me a better person. Thank You.

[@CteCrassus]

And you know what's even more sad? That her husband is just as supernaturally ignorant.

[@zestynoodle1055]

"Live, laugh, lactose intolerance" -Click 2021

[@chorushasfallen6961]

**intense throwing up noises**

[@Warutteri]

Since I'm actually lactose intolerant I'm somewhat tempted to get this tattooed on myself 😅

[@Warutteri]

Maybe I should get it on my ass cheek? You know, because if I drink milk I'll get bad enough gas to pretty much take flight thanks to the amount of wind I'll be passing 🤣

[@Rat_rat_rat_that_king]

Live, laugh, shut the f■■■ up

[@IrohTheWise]

Yay more life advice from the most wholesome yet cursed man alive

[@boogerohgravy]

It took me half a minute to tell what you said... Maybe I am terminally stupid

[@expresso4thedeppresso]

Yay!!

[@matheussanthiago9685]

he blersed

[@Hellwaterva]

What about bill nye

[@nickkohlmann]

@Hello Hello yus

[@Xephyra]

As a med student the amount of rage the posts about the gynecology, ambulance and insulin caused me was exceedingly severe. I hope they learn. I really do. For their sake and for the sake of their loved ones.

[@pringlebatch]

Me too. The one about patient death due to "lol gotta plug in our portable AC" also made my piss fizz 😤

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Bold of you to think anyone loves that guy lmfao

[@chickenmaster3879]

To be fair, a lot of these aren't "terminally stupid", they're "terminally uneducated". There's a massive difference.

[@zakosist]

And was the guy who couldn't climb the ladder really stupid at all? A bit uncoordinated sure, but maybe its harder than it looks to control it. And that floor looks slippery. I actually think the ones who would have climbed the ladder and risked serious injury when it starts to slide may be the stupid ones...

[@E-11_MTF_Leader]

The medical name😂

[@lucky6961]

​​@@zakosistthere was someone recording, he could have had the other person hold the ladder

[@krestus6715]

23:58 As a German: when ever I hear or see someone comparing minor or harmless things to the Holocaust, I just want to gently put their face in my hands and scream my fricking lungs out

[@katik2558]

I know right?! It's infuriating how someone can be so ignorant and insensitive about something so horrible. Especially since it's so recent that some of its victims are still alive

[@ines1084]

Fr. I'm not German but I was still taught about it and I can't belive people out there are so ignorant...

[@MistedMind]

@@ines1084 Well, I sure can believe it. Evidently people forget how to spell after or even during school. So you expect them to remember what they were taught in History classes? How very naive of you :* Adding: I also hate ignorant people such as those.

[@jfangm]

Ah yes, because the slippery slope of individual rights being violated now is in no way similar to another slippery slope of rights being violated 70 years ago. Australia is rounding up people even SUSPECTED of having COVID and putting them in camps, btw. Sound familiar yet? Maybe pay attention when people make comparisons to Holocaust.

[@katik2558]

@@jfangm The key word is "credible". Nothing about what you said is credible. You just compared quarantine stations for international arrivals to forced labour/death camps. Plus nobody is being rounded up, international arrivals just have to stay quarantined for a while to make sure they don't have the disease. In times of cholera and the bubonic plague, ships had to stay in the harbour for a while to ensure they weren't carrying diseases before the crew was allowed off the ship. Makes sense, right? And that's the only purpose the camps in Australia serve. To keep the disease out and ensure everyone's safety. Btw don't bother replying. I don't care that you disagree with me, you're entitled to your own opinion. I just didn't want to leave the misinformation you just spread uncommented

[@TheGreyKami]

The 1/3 being "smaller" than 1/4, I wish that was just one person. I wish. But I know that a campaign to make 1/3 pound burgers cheaper than a 1/4 pound at McDonald's failed in America, because too many people thought 1/3 was smaller.

[@DarkSecret149]

And I wish math wouldn't be that complicated XD

[@PeachysMom]

@@DarkSecret149 those fractions aren’t complicated. At least you can picture those fractions in your head by just imagining a pie cut into 3 pieces or 4 pieces.

[@utej.k.bemsel4777]

@@PeachysMom i tried once to show exactly that to my collegue, but she was to dumb to understand it. Btw we were confectioners doing cakes all the time...🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤪

[@jacobc9221]

@@DarkSecret149 -5 is less than -4 by the way.

[@DarkSecret149]

@@PeachysMom I know that, but sometimes I wonder who thought of that...

[@skyw3419]

My friend broke their leg, so I wrote, "You're stupid " on their cast. *I was adding insult to injury*

[@glassvader7243]

Take my like and leave

[@beepboop663]

Shut up and take my up vote 😂

[@DinosaurNick]

dude lmao

[@ーテイル]

You son of a- Take my ñike and leave.

[@LsdRaccoon]

R/AngryUpvote

[@LadyLexyStarwatcher]

Fun fact, the holiday "freeing our selves from the British" is the most celebrated holiday in the world.

[@narutohuntmendemon6354]

7:03 she knows her unborn baby is in water right??? That's why there's a saying "my water just broke" when your baby is ready to be born

[@maddlepaddle420]

Yup and because most time your "water breaks" when you go into labour. My mum thought she peed herself for a minute in her first pregnancy 🤣

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Amniotic fluid isn't actually water but it is liquid so your overarching point stands.

[@ebonyblack4563]

Hearing the pain in Click's voice during so many of these is terribly cathartic.

[@nah9935]

Honestly it balances the amount of curse energy he creates

[@keirfarnum6811]

No. It’s cathartically terrible. 😁

[@Jalopiesalien]

Its surprising that people could have such a small brain that even ants can beat them in an iq test Edit: I say ants are stupid cause they enter my house, trust me. My house is a point of no return.

[@WadeWalkerYT]

Did it physically hurt your brain to witness the stupid? For me, it did. Room temp IQ should be criminal lmao

[@zahando2638]

@@WadeWalkerYT ROOM TEMP IQ- 💀💀💀

[@WadeWalkerYT]

I was thinking f but to be fair.....c seems more accurate

[@krisnr99]

Come on guys, let’s don’t insult the ants by implying that this would even be a challenge for them

[@sassykassy8441]

To be fair air could beet these people at an IQ test

[@a_d3mon]

Fun fact: Lactose Intolerance is a condition that 60% of people suffer(?) from. The reason being that our body stops producing Lactase, the chemical needed to break down Lactose, once we reach a certain age. We were not meant to consume dairy products our entire lives. The condition Lactase Persistence, which allows the body to keep producing lactase, is heavily prevalent in many countries where dairy is a staple in cuisine. Thank you Brew

[@derekstein6193]

I believe the number is roughly 63% that are Lactose Intolerant, but that is based on data that is about a decade old, if I recall correctly. Lactase is actually an enzyme; calling it a chemical appears to misrepresent it as an inorganic compound instead of an organic one. The genetic mutation that allows for Lactase Persistence is believed to have originated in Scandinavia, most likely as an alternate milk source for infants and an extra food reserve in hard times. Eventually the population evolved a genetic mutation to keep producing Lactase long after infancy, instead of its normal cessation around the toddler stage of development. Lactose Intolerance is not the only dietary evolution cause by a localized genetic mutation. For instance, the majority of japanese citizens have a genetic mutation that allows them to break down particular chemical bonds in native seaweed (nori) that other humans cannot. This lets their bodies access various vitamins and minerals that other humans' bodies would just excrete along with fecal matter. Thank you for coming to my TED-Talk.

[@a_d3mon]

@@derekstein6193 All enzymes are chemicals, but not all chemicals are enzymes. If someone doesn't understand the difference they should go back to elementary/grade school... But yes that's a very valid point and I was not aware of where the mutation originated, just that it existed. Brew didn't go into a huge amount of depth as to the origins, just explained part of the reasons as to its existence and why it's significant regarding lactose intolerance... I should've put "about 60%" as that leaves more leeway than a blanket "60%"

[@johnscaramis2515]

Our body does not stop producing Lactase at a certain age by default. Sometimes it's a simple optimisation process: if you stop drinking milk, producing an enzyme to process milk is a waste of energy for the body. He simple stops producing it. On the other hand milk is a good source of energy, so as long as it is available, the body will use it and will not stop the production of lactase. H8wever that does not mean that happens with all people, causes for lactose intolerance vary.

[@Roadent1241]

At a certain age?? Well that explains why in like my early teens I never figured out why I was in horrible pain every morning after a bowl of cereal. Now I'm late 20's, it's very random. I haven't figured out what triggers it yet. Full stomach, empty stomach, good sleep, bad sleep, with food, without food....!

[@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently]

I know this. Milk is literally for babies. That means anyone who drinks milk is technically an Abdl by default BC the drink a beverage for an infant.

[@notenoughraptors5655]

The anger he expressed with "WHAT DO YOU THINK LIGHTS THE MOON?!" made me laugh so hard

[@WarpigA23]

I replayed that bit several times. It was so good.

[@anonomusperson]

its OVIOUSLY magic pixey dust gathered by saten to trick humans into prioritize sience over god. and the dust is CLEARLY gathered by gay/lgbtq folk, eager to bring this world to ruin! I am not religious, this is satire(or whatver the simple word is for exsaderated insane rage baity stuff)

[@alexskywalker5478]

19:27 xD "ever heard of a SUNSET?!" me too man

[@Fistrike]

About the "emotions affect water" the story is much more interesting than that. It was an actual scientific study, with the "scientist" claiming that the words affected the water, and actually showing pictures of the different crystals. Turned out they just googled images of ice crystals, instead of actually taking pictures of their own ice crystals

[@-Devy-]

You know that someone calling themselves a scientist doesn't make a study scientific, right? It may have been an actual study, but most certainly not a scientific one.

[@flawedmind]

@@-Devy- If you want more details about it, look up Masaru Emoto, the man who claimed emotions affect water. He's a pseudo-scientist who became a Doctor of Alternative Medicine through a diploma mill in India. He was invited to try James Randi's million dollar challenge with his ice crystals, but he didn't reply.

[@markedwards3647]

Actually, before you think affirmations into the water, understand that some of that water was once excreted from a musk-ox, and later by a water buffalo and an elk or deer being hunted and killed by humans. The animosity toward all humans in that water is intense and forever... if water can store feelings.

[@friggdawn8963]

Oh I remember hearing this before but the twist was that they got the good sample from a spring and the bad sample from a sewer

[@heilinstarling9436]

Well, even with how ridiculous this "words change molecule structure" thing is, it's not like... necessarily bad? I mean... If people want to whisper something nice to their glass of water before drinking it, then why not? It doesn't have any negative effects. Maybe even some positives, like people's mood going up from saying something nice, because of associated emotions? And if you're in a good mood you genuinely feel more energized. And if you wholeheartedly believe that it helps, then it will help a bit, because of placebo effect? Let people do their weird little rituals in peace as long as it's not hurting anyone.

[@viddork]

I remember reading about the hiker. As I recall, he went hiking alone, was overdue returning, ignored calls trying to locate him, as stated here, and best of all, when he returned, he encountered a search party looking for a missing hiker, and joined in on the search. No word on how long it took for that to get straightened out.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky Blinder covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Fun fact: A&W (yes, the root beer company, hush) tried releasing a 1/3 pound burger to compete with McDonald's 1/4lbs burger People didn't buy it because they thought 1/4 was more than 1/3...this was 40 years ago *sings* I guess some things never change

[@kornaros96]

1+ for metric system...

[@Asageun]

The fact that you misspelled sigh makes this so much funnier Or am I dumb and this is some song I dont know

[@ferretqueen2908]

I've read this a bunch of times and even though I know it's not I'm still praying it's a joke

[@galning2768]

@@ferretqueen2908it’s true.

[@ferretqueen2908]

@@galning2768 well RIP my faith in humanity

[@AceStraight]

I love sitting here and laughing about how fucked we are as a species.

[@TjPhysicist]

23:10 fun fact. Humans are the only species (iirc) whose adult members can digest lactose (a phenomenon called "lactase persistence"), let alone drink milk from other species. Most mammals are lactose intolerant (ie don't have the enzyme that helps digest lactose) after infancy, there's simply no reason for the body to continue producing the enzyme that helps digest lactose. "Lactase persistence" (ie the opposite of lactose intolerance in adults) even in humans is a relatively recent thing. So really, in the sense, we few humans who can drink milk as adults are the weird ones

[@Donut0389]

To answer the thumbnail: Shit's bright on Earth because the sunlight reflects off of literally everything around you. In space, there's nothing for the light to reflect off of.

[@VoidStaresback]

Well there is but we don't see it all

[@twotothehalf3725]

Also, light scatters in air.

[@mrdean2539]

Please do not answer things if you lack the wit, wisdom, or knowledge to do it correctly. Being ignorant is a choice. So is showing that you are ignorant.

[@Donut0389]

@@mrdean2539 Explain how I'm wrong. That's literally why the space between planets is dark in spite of the sun being RIGHT THERE. There's nothing for it to reflect off of and is thus radiating out perpendicular to your field of view. Take a flashlight outside on a cold clear winter night. Shine it at something. You can't see the beam, you can only see the light reflecting off of whatever you're pointing the flashlight at.

[@mrdean2539]

@@Donut0389 Before you go any further and make me regret that humanity is a thing even more, please go look up two words: diffusion and reflection. If after reading those two definitions you still have issues with why your original post was, at best, poorly worded or, at worst, complete idiocy, look up 'Why is the sky blue?' On a side note, please stop ending declarative sentences with prepositions.

[@ConstantChaos1]

They do know that if we're using gay as the umbrella term, or even if we are just referring to homosexual men, there are people in "hetero" relationships that are gay and have kids

[@hylianexpected1171]

They also act as if trans folks in gay relationships don't exist lol

[@LinguaPhiliax]

Also, um... bisexuals?

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@LinguaPhiliax exactly, like for a tongue in cheek joke it's vaguely amusing to say but some heteros like actually believe we owe them thanks

[@eriklarsen6790]

We should just start telling them to thank gay people for computers

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@eriklarsen6790 very true

[@rutyqutykandi1361]

So I looked into the article claiming American children thinking hotdogs and bacon comes from plants. After looking at the sources the article is misleading to a level, one of the first links it provided seemed to be promoting plant based diets. The other explained that the children who where asked in the study ranged from ages 4 to 7. So basically the age range where kids still don't know where most things come from, including money, and basically any store products.

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

I just looked up the solar panel one, and it's even worse. One of the main people arguing it would "suck up all the sun" is a retired science teacher

[@Ironysandwich]

22:50 The important word here is "kids". Asking a 4-year-old if bacon is a plant and them saying yes isn't a sign of some massive flaw in the education system. It's a sign that you asked a question to a 4-year-old.

[@IsleNaK]

I've seen similar statements about teenagers

[@comradewindowsill4253]

I'm pretty sure I read that article, or at least one very similar. the main point was actually that; 1. most kids think that eating animals (ie pigs, lambs, chickens) would be wrong, but also 2. they don't make the connection between the finished product and the animal it came from (if you ask where bacon comes from they don't connect it to the cute pink oinkers) therefore: today's youth haven't developed the outlook that animals can sometimes be food because they are so-called 'naive consumers', and thus are a prime target for vegan proselytism. Take that how you will.

[@nickmoyes7075]

@@comradewindowsill4253 I read it too and that's pretty much what I took from it. Just wanted to add that the question was indeed asked to young children (I believe Kindergarten)

[@zamonolita]

@@comradewindowsill4253 When i was 4 i did connect The relation between the chickie nuggies and that chicken in my backyard Edit: i hated animals

[@arizonagreenbee]

also, a lot of kids might just be thinking you're asking them if they can be MADE from plants, which IS true.

[@sterfakelig1743]

Maybe Batman was like professor Doofensmirtz. Both of Prof. Doofensmirtz parents didn't show up for his birth.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky Blidner covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

[@authormomma9542]

Lol, "America, what are you doing?" We don't know, bro.

[@helliswaiting3531]

Yeah, we have no idea

[@nathanjereb9944]

I don't know take me away from this!

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@nathanjereb9944 ...Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky Blinder covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

[@halldoralarsen86]

A woman visiting Iceland joined the search for herself. She was on a day trip and had changed clothes, no one recognised her after that. A search group started looking for her and she joined in.

[@HiltownJoe]

The worst part about the underage drinking story ist, that you can get arrested for underage drinking in the USA. "Oh, no don't ruin your life by starting to drink young. But if you do we are ruining your life even more by putting you into jail"

[@Ironysandwich]

"Rap isn't music" Well... I mean, if it's the type without a melody I guess you could call it rhythmic poetry.

[@TreespeakerOfTheLand]

Wait, doesn't that mean that drums can not produce music?

[@adam.n-steve]

@@TreespeakerOfTheLand Yeah it makes no sense. Also, rap nowadays couldn't be more music especially most of them have singy flows and rythems.

[@TreespeakerOfTheLand]

@@adam.n-steve Yeah, I get what you mean. Ed Sheeran's rapping is pretty musical, for example

[@b.f.2461]

It can be sort of a merger of music and spoken word art. But yeah, a lot of rap has melody in it nowadays.

[@sweariefaerie9621]

Remember, that came from the dude who's offended by WAP.

[@schanulsiboi0837]

19:43 fun fact: in germany, it is actually punishable by a fine of up to 200€ if there is a traffic jam and u don't go to the side to let the ambulance go through

[@slevinchannel7589]

Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky-Blinder covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

[@heatherduke7703]

It’s the law in the US also, it’s not supposed to just be doing a favor for the ambulance 🤦‍♀️

[@rivahoukes1554]

Not letting an ambulance pass is a finable offence here in the netherlands, these type of vidoes is just "why you should be glad that your not american" To all the Americans wanting out, don't. Change the country, the American dream used to be "go to America and make it big, be accepted and successful." You all can make that happen again, good luck

[@namjoonsbitch8943]

Nice. For those of us, in America, who have more than five brain cells, it's more like "oh yay... More stupid.🤦🏻" 😂

[@rivahoukes1554]

@@namjoonsbitch8943 like why isn't it an finable offence. Your legit impeding medical care

[@queenthefangirl268]

i am an american i want out LEMME OUT OF THIS DAMN DUMPSTER FIRE

[@rivahoukes1554]

@@queenthefangirl268 come to the netherlands

[@Ilikebugs2464]

@@queenthefangirl268 come to Brazil we have a lot of organ donors

[@catpoke9557]

I love the grin on that one dude's face at 3:32. He knows how dumb they were and he's amused.

[@LesbianImpact]

Click’s neighbours: **casually watching tv** The house next to them: *HAVE YOU HEARD OF A SUNSET* Click’s neighbours: the fuck

[@wholesomepadre6792]

imagine being his neighbor lmao, just vibing and suddenly [faint screaming] "YOU EVER HEARD OF A SUNSET" "ah hes at it again"

[@RedBlueSlurppii]

"40 percent of american kids think hot dogs and bacon are plants" me: why...why must we be so stupid

[@Saavik256]

Because Texas decides the school books for the entire country.

[@JustMe-eb3jl]

Why does this not surprise me....

[@professionalrockeater]

@@Saavik256 can confirm as a Texan

[@mrdean2539]

This is why you should never tell children 'You are what you eat.' With teachers not allowed to teach critical thinking and logic (not to mention not being able to tell a child they are wrong because it might hurt their feelings), the poor things get all confused.

[@chatboulon743]

We have the freedom to be stupid. Lol

[@MissyS1614]

Also to the lady who was like “I vibed at my water and changed its molecular structure, you could see it in a microscope!” Lady idk what kind of microscope you have, maybe some fancy electron microscope or something, but this scientist (me) has never touched a “microscope” capable of seeing water molecules 😂

[@painteddaisy6588]

2:23 - When you find out one of your top 3 favourite KZbinrs watches one of your other top 3 favourite KZbinrs. * *Insert POG Markie Moo meme* *

[@artemis-arrow-3579]

17:05 I'm dying man, the way u screamed "WHAT DO YOU THINK LIGHTS THE MOON" had me laughing on the floor

[@Nate5]

I love having extra oxygen and uranium in my water it just makes me radiate positivity

[@coffeezombie6813]

😂🤣😂🤣😂 I need to borrow that. Can I borrow that? Please? That needs to be shared. 😂

[@Ctar99n]

Uranium dioxideperoxide must be very healthy :P

[@KaityKat117]

@@Ctar99n Uranium Hydroxyperoxide ftfy

[@fennoxic]

Love it! The music nut I am would also love having an Imagine Dragons song about me. . .

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

@@Ctar99n From to the European Chemicals Agency: "According to the harmonised classification and labelling (ATP01) approved by the European Union, this substance is fatal if swallowed, is fatal if inhaled, is toxic to aquatic life with long lasting effects and may cause damage to organs through prolonged or repeated exposure.

[@pinkiviper]

The star of David tattoo could also be viewed as a pagan hexacle, a symbol of protection, though the unicursal one is more common. Even if it was a five point star it still wouldn't be a pentagram, it would be a pentacle due to the circle around it, which is once again a symbol of protection.

[@ferretqueen2908]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the shape an adaptation of a hexagram?

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Pagan here, pentacles are objects and pentagrams are written (the root "gram" refers to writing). If it was the correct symbol, it would be an pentagram. I'm not sure why this has gotten more commonly confused, even amongst pagans, over the last 10-15 years but if you look at book from the early 2000s and prior it's consistent on the matter.

[@Krakachan]

Click: “Your socks are amazing!” 🤩 Me, wearing slippers and no socks: “Okay.” 😑

[@leyrua]

I'm wearing only _one_ sock. 😂

[@raidenkonkon]

Yall are losers, I got triple socks on😩✌

[@jyskijay6991]

22:50 As an American I can say that this could be true. My sister made the decision to be a vegetarian a little while back, but was still eating hotdogs and bacon. I was very confused, so of course I asked what she thought these were. She said they were a kind of plant. Apparently in her mind hotdogs grew on trees like bananas and the bacon was the peal. A few of the kids in her class thought this as well. When I explained that it was actually pig meat she freaked out and started crying. (pigs are her favorite animals) She is now an actually vegetarian and I am deeply concerned.

[@Mari-Schimmer]

The fact that her favorite animals are pigs makes this even more sad 🥺

[@moodycrab77]

I am an American who lives abroad, and I can confirm there are Fourth of July celebrations, especially where there is a large American expat community.

[@ElementalofAir]

Interestingly, my brother (EMT) says they almost never use their lights and sirens on their way to the hospital with a patient. Usually, they do it on the way to the patient to get there quicker, stabilize them, and drive normally and carefully to the hospital.

[@missharry5727]

I got taken to hospital after being knocked down by a cyclist in January. 20 miles along the motorway with the siren and the blue light intermittently. It was very exciting. They were worried I might have a brain injury.

[@natchu96]

I suppose it probably depends on how severe they think your condition is...

[@mook_butt8037]

Sounds like he transports a lot more Code 2s than Code 3s

[@yoholup19]

@@natchu96 would you like to test that theory?

[@okuno54]

and the award for strangest threatening comment goes to... @@yoholup19 !

[@DinosaurNick]

My boyfriend got us subs from subway. And this really happened. Wrapper: Do not eat wrapper Me: WHO THE HECK IS EATING WRAPPERS THAT THEY HAVE TO PUT THIS ON THE WRAPPER???

[@theejackalope]

What?? I love the shell of the sub! It adds so much texture!

[@mrdean2539]

If you think that's bad, consider this: In order for a warning like this to be put on something, someone had to not only do it, they had to complain to the company about it. MANY someones, usually. As a comedian once said, 'Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.'

[@nihzit8185]

My best Subway visit was like: Me "One 15 cm veggie delite, whole wheat and with extra bacon please." Guy looks confused "But the it's not vegetarian anymore..." Me "Yes i know."

[@mrdean2539]

@@nihzit8185 Wait...Bacon ISN"T vegetarian? On a serious note, I know a number of people that do something similar to this. They like the combination of veggies in the meal/salad/whatever but want a little meat of some kind as well. Not all that uncommon. Back to not so serious. I once worked with a woman that decided to go vegetarian and started eating all sorts of salads at work. No one cared until she started telling people how much better she felt, all the time, no matter the subject. One day, I walked in and saw her sprinkling Bacon Bits on her salad. I looked at her and said, 'I didn't know they made vegetarian bacon.' Her response was amusing. They do actually make soy bacon bits. This wasn't it. On the plus side, she did finally shut up about it and let people eat in peace.

[@SuperNova-nl5eb]

the click treats his IQ like he treated his moustache, he left it grow for a couple of days and now is shaving it off

[@spikey6694]

0:15 My god do I feel this hitting me harder than anything else you could say… I can go from extra bouts of depression that ends with me trying to do commit no life to then be gaslit into not doing it as my family would follow suit to “show me how wrong it is”. Click, I know this is an old video you likely won’t see this, but you’re one of the very few reasons I can press forward in life. Your the reason I am able to get out of bed and go to school most days, your the reason I try when I know it leads to nothing. Your the reason I decided to leave home instead of listening to certain thoughts in my current depressive bout. From what ever pit in my heart you come from click, I never want you to leave.

[@carmium]

4th of July: Working at the hobby store in Vancouver, I pick up the phone: "Name of hobby store." "You're OPEN today?!" (Apparently he just expected to leave a message.). "Yessir, til six o'clock." "But it's THE 4TH OF JULY!!" "And you're calling from the States, right?" "Yes, and you don't celebrate the 4th up there?!" "No sir, we're an independent country and our national day is July 1st." I can hear him shaking his head. Eventually he orders a Canadian National HO engine for his railway and is satisfied, if still surprised. I can almost hear him calling "Marg, did you know they don't celebrate the 4th in Canada?! And it's not part of the USA?"

[@nokitadokuhebi8991]

fun fact: the average lifespan back in the day was brought down mainly by the high infant-/childmortality rates. if you made it past your teen years you most likely lade it into your 60 (unless you had accidents, infections, or went through childbirth since those would also mostly end in you dying)

[@kennichdendenn]

But vaccinations affect infant and child mortality... Which is reflected in the total average lifespan.

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

@@kennichdendenn Yeah, vaccines reduce child mortality.

[@ultwifeform]

Live, laugh, lactose intolerance. My life motto.

[@dorarandom7870]

11:26 When my brother was a child he almost choked on the hanging part. No shade to what click said about useless warnings but humanity is just stupid sometimes.

[@Harshworld100]

Was he even old enough to read?

[@dorarandom7870]

@@Harshworld100 Idk he was like 4 or something. He did learn how to read very fast (surprisingly) but honestly it wouldn't surprise me if he were to choke on it now, even tho he's an adult. He's just dumb like that, still love him tho.

[@sallyparty1978]

Ralsei:(

[@dorarandom7870]

@@sallyparty1978 :)

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

[Looks at pfp] It's the boi

[@MaschaClaessens]

As a Dutchie (and biologist with a background in ecology): we have a lot of animal bridges, which is great, and at the same time isn't necessarily a good thing because it also means we have a TINY country with SOOO MANY roads crossing natural areas. The Netherlands is one of the most fragmentated countries in the world.

[@kevinhamb]

2:55 markiplier still doing the foot thing, heh

[@strangeaelurus]

Watching The Click while drawing is all I needed today

[@sallyparty1978]

Wholesome :D

[@vk4165]

Ah yes omg I also always draw while watching The Click! What were you drawing? 👀

[@strangeaelurus]

@@vk4165 Just some world building stuff

[@Inkyfwog]

"Grammar is sexy." As an asexual I agree

[@tami7992]

As an asexual, I can confirm that too

[@SirBiszkop]

@@tami7992 As an another asexual fellow i also can confirm that

[@foxinabox5103]

As another asexual, i kinda agree as well

[@MouldMadeMind]

I like the letter a too

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

As yet one more asexual, i also agree! Also: My favorite comedy is when you can learn perfect grammar and out talk everyone but you purposefully use it badly for humor, then when you're called on it, you go on a grammar rampage about it and read them a dissertation on the subject from memory.

[@honeybunnyhanni1931]

Just a little side note. People in the time period of Jesus still got old. The average lifespan of people from that time is just so low because of the high child mortality rates. If you keep them out of the equation you'll see that people who survived their childhood could grow up to 50-60 years, sometimes even older

[@ali32bit42]

yup . for some reason everyone gets this wrong

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

That's also why hunter-gatherers societies often had higher average lifespan. You're more likely to die as an adult, but you're also exposed to far less diseases when you live in small communities and don't raise animals, so less children die at a young age.

[@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega]

wanted to say this too, lot of people still dont get this

[@backonlazer791]

@@gayjayy Just because he didn't mention it doesn't mean he's unaware of it since it's true. Places with higher child mortality rate generally have a lower avarage life expectancy unless it is specifically excluded (although it's often lower in places like that anyway since child mortality rate is a good identificator of the state of healthcare in the area). He might've just assumed that people are aware of that, i. e. he expects that his viewers are generally smarter than the inviduals shown on the video. From what I've seen he at least tries to give people the benefit of the doubt, which is in my opinion a very intellectually honest stance to take, so please consider taking a similar stance as well =)

[@Redbeardian]

I don't think you lot are really understanding that statistic. You're saying if you don't count the people that died before they turned 15 (as an estimate of what age is "child mortality rates") then the average lifespan is much higher ... Come on people ... REALLY think hard about that ..... jeeez. Why not go further ..... lets take out anyone that died before they were 40 .... What would be the average lifespan then? 60? Lets take 60 and below out ... average lifespan 70? .... I hope you see what I mean....

[@TheAmyrlinSeat]

22:57 I told one of my friends that I was a vegetarian, he said he was a vegetarian as well. Next day, he was eating pepperoni pizza because apparently he thought it was a plant. I've never been so betrayed

[@flowerleelee]

17:58 ah yes cause UTI's, yeast infections, irritation, cancers and lots of other non sex related vaginal issues dont exist

[@leyrua]

18:21 This is like that joke where the robot is innocently studying a butterfly, and the happy scientist observing it tells it that it is time to give it the final component it needs: _humanity._ *Cut to the robot having killed half the scientists and happily setting fire to the rest.*

[@KnakuanaRka]

Where did you hear that joke? And if the robot was “innocently studying a butterfly”, seems like it already had humanity; did they implant it with the memories of a crazy person or something?

[@BradyPostma]

13:00 - When McDonalds created the Big Mac, they advertised it as containing a 1/4 pound of beef (a quarter-pounder). Burger King responded by offering a Super Whopper with 1/3 pound of beef. It failed because most customers thought 1/3 was less than 1/4.

[@iferawhite7661]

Oh. My. God. You know honestly that says a lot about the kinds of people who willingly put burger King and McDonald's food onto their bodies

[@chatboulon743]

@@iferawhite7661 It says a lot about a person if they believe all the fast food stereotypes... 😂

[@JenneeAmell]

That’s the first I’ve heard of BK being involved. I was always told it was A&W.

[@mrr1132]

A&W's burger chain had done the same thing, and they failed, as well. They recently made an advertisement parodying that very situation.

[@johnscaramis2515]

The German health minister said on TV earlier this year that 1/4 of Germany's population is vaxxed, and in the next week far more, at least 1/5 of the population will be vaxxed... 👍🤦‍♂️

[@prankonic4735]

How to feel tiny: We are tiny when compared to earth The earth is tiny when compared to the sun The sun is considered a dwarf star. There are hundreds of thousands of stars in a galaxy. There are thousands of galaxies in the universe.

[@TheGreyKami]

Correction: In the *known* universe.

[@squidpile]

Trillions of galaxies in the known universe, many with millions of stars

[@missharry5727]

Good, isn't it? God was having one of his better days when he made it. Why anybody thinks he would have been satisfied with a flat earth snow globe beats me.

[@prankonic4735]

After reading comments I have realized just how much I underestimated the sheer size of... everything. Making me feel even tinier.

[@deadlydingus1138]

And I’m stuck here.

[@kenofbread]

17:28 Okay, i know this is really dangerous, BUT the house fixers (it’s sort of different from construction workers, they mostly do fixing jobs. Imagine painters, electricians, and similar small jobs done by this one person) in my country, Indonesia, literally do work like this. No scafolding, no safety gear or clothes, nothing. THEY USE FOLDED NEWS PAPER AND RUNNER BANDS TO MAKE THE FEET OF THE LADDERS THEY USE NOT SLIDE AROUND WHILE HANGING ON THE SMALL EDGES ON THE SIDE OF A HOUSE i’m more impressed than terrified at this point of my life considering how many times i’ve seen it been done. . .

[@sagardeb9725]

Oh you'll be be surprised what Indians are doing

[@DS-lp5xt]

@19:00 to be fair... the displacement of water is so large that if you spread the weight on a larger are they could float with someone on them. Source... we could at times do this at the local botanical gardens until someone stepped outside the plywood board and got wet.

[@nickstein3129]

Oh. My. God. So a few years ago, I worked nightshift in an Ohio gas station. I was tired, my manager was a bitch, and I was barely functioning. So, someone called the phone. They ask into my half asleep ear "Is this the Krusty Crab?" And without even thinking I went "No. This is Patrick." And I only remember it hours later. I reached my peak then. It's all been downhill since then.

[@catpoke9557]

A wholesome prank call

[@vulpesrocktails918]

6:48 Actually, during pregnancy, a plug made of thick mucus will form in the cervix to protect the developing baby from bacteria and infection. It gets discharged around the end of the pregnancy.

[@AtomicWaffle]

So just like Click said. A cork

[@Vince_c.3]

Huh cool

[@TheZincMaster-on1fy]

Wait is that the liquid that comes out when the water breaks?

[@vulpesrocktails918]

@@TheZincMaster-on1fy No, I'm pretty sure that's the amniotic sac rupturing. But it can apparently be an early signifier of labor!

[@sophiayt1048]

Honestly this just makes me worried for humanity- HOW DID WE MANAGE TO CONQUER THE ENTIRE PLANET AGAIN-

[@AlphabetSoup3000]

Being harder to kill than the things trying to kill us. Though in the case of some of these people, that's probably down to sheer luck.

[@villax5376]

Yes

[@timetraveler7]

Guns, just you wait until the sharks get their fins on some spears. We'll be doomed.

[@villax5376]

@@timetraveler7 Your name and your statement scares me

[@slevinchannel7589]

Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky Blinder covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

0:52 This reminds me of when I was a kid and used to go around telling people I had "Cancer" because I thought it meant my zodiac sign is Cancer.

[@stufffan3773]

16:37 "Why don't you back it up with a source?" "My source is that i made it the **** up!"

[@rojalD]

This time, I'll be the "aCtuAlLy" guy! People back in the days, people got much older than 30-40. It is a common misconception, which is supported by statistics, but read wrong. The average includes child death, and since it was a very common way to die the average age gets dragged down.

[@normangray7869]

So children are not people. Got it!

[@klem1182]

@@normangray7869 I think they meant the newborn kids. Back in days, babies were dying very easily cuz they didn't get proper care, but if they survived a week it was way more likely that they will live, and if they lived like 6 years it was very likely that they'll get to be old. But many babies died just after the birth, and now medicine is more advanced that even if a baby is suspected to have many diseases or be missing some body parts, or even to be born dead, professionalists can get them to survive. Like; if there were 5 babies in a family back then, 3 of them would die in a week after birth (due to babies being so delicate), and two would survive to 60 years at least that's what I think

[@Ahonya666]

@@klem1182 it was going ok, but if you are "born DEAD" how the doctor can make you survive if you are already dead?

[@rojalD]

@@Ahonya666 if it's too late, you gotta call a spade a spade, but there are ways for modern medicine, to prevent many causes of still birth. Of cause there are still cases, but reduced greatly. A big factor, for scientist to grade a country's development is by looking at child deaths. The higher a country is developed, the lower the rate.

[@normangray7869]

@individual1st Yeah I know, I am in a grouchy mood, but as one of those kids that nearly died at 4 due to an unknown childhood disease I get triggered sometimes.

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: A group of dogs is called a litter (puppies), pack (wild) or cowardice (curs)

[@mg7094]

My favourite are a murder of crows and a parliament of owls.

[@Sienisota]

Mischief of magpies

[@deadlydingus1138]

A conspiracy of ravens is also pretty nice. I like to imagine them in little tin foil hats.

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

A class action of Karens

[@zamonolita]

A clowder'o cats

[@ezra2701]

Mr. Cliccy saving me from another panic attack. Absolute king💗👑

[@dotdotdot...176]

Click backing away and yelling "YOU EVER SEEN A SUNSET?!" is peak comefy

[@Pharry_]

5:48 even if earth was in a delicate balance like that guy suggests, the post would be an example of survivor bias. The premise of survivor bias is saying “oh we’re so lucky we live on such a pristine world,” but you wouldn’t exist if the world wasn’t so pristine. The ‘luck’ is irrelevant because there is no alternative for your existence. So if that guy was correct in saying earth was in such balance, it would be an example of that. Also, the earth is more than 20 feet in diameter so there you go.

[@MrSpleenface]

The animal highway crossing things are actually quite common in parts of Canada, specifically intended for moose (since they tend to cause HORRIFIC accidents, one study estimated 13x more likely to be fatal to the driver than crashes with deer). But they had an issue that the wolves figured out to just wait at the crossing points and ambush the moose when they tried to cross. Also the water/words thing is pretty common, a japanese author named Masaru Emoto published a bunch of books and "studies" on it in the late 90s, and it's been floating through the alt health/new age movements ever since

[@therubberducktube]

6:30 Technically, it is generally advised never to climb so far up a stepladder that your hands leave the ladder. Maybe he just figured he would rather try it this way, instead of risking falling and getting hurt.

[@RannonSi]

Personally I really want this to been a bet on whether on not he could get it down that way! :D

[@michaelcampos6451]

Yoo, he has accepted that he's a furry now, let's go

[@radium6637]

It was only a matter of time

[@Doryzitter]

Wait, when?

[@lukenukem1017]

Okay

[@sophiegonzales2615]

What?

[@realcanadian67]

Hold on, what?

[@Shantari]

4:05 Sounds like homeopathic "medicine". The belief is that water has "memory" so the dilluted medicine is "actually" stronger. Which gives us the classic joke about the homeopath who drank a glass of water and died from an overdose. Personally I hope my water doesn't remember everything its molecules has been in contact with at some point.

[@ethribin4188]

"Look at this! Its an old Chu Chu!" This is the cutest Click has ever been xD

[@Roman_Shosirobe]

2:51 "This is beautiful, I've been looking at this for 5 hours."

[@Annie_Annie__]

I had a psychiatrist tell me I could cure myself of my incurable autoimmune disease and spine deformity by writing “health” or “healing” on paper, then taping the paper to a jug of water and drinking the water. I could increase the effect by every morning sitting down and spending 20 minutes “sending healing vibes” before drinking it. It was infuriating. He argued with me when I said that water and paper wouldn’t CURE an autoimmune disease, scoliosis, and a spine injury that I had surgery for. He said studies proved it would work but he couldn’t find them right now. Uh-huh.

[@KnakuanaRka]

I hope you got a new psychiatrist with two brain cells to rub together.

[@electrowave114]

That person was doing malpractice, far as I'm concerned, and doesn't have any right to call himself a psychiatrist.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

⁠@@electrowave114Agreed. By his own logic, why would anyone even need a psychiatrist anyways? We can just write "sane" and "sanity" on paper and never experience mental illness again! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[@electrowave114]

@@sourgreendolly7685 More like writing not just "sane" and "sanity" (as clinical insanity is solely the inability to tell fiction from reality, and has nothing to do with any of the other mental health disorders - you can have a panic disorder and still be perfectly sane), but also writing "emotionally stable", "calm", "happy", and "my brain actually works the way it's supposed to" - actually, you'd probably run out of paper if you got detailed enough.

[@voyager1898]

Fun Fact: Astronauts in the Apollo 14 mission played golf on the Moon

[@UwUYT]

Fun fact: there are 2 golf balls on the moon right now!

[@allstarzombie_7]

12:45 so this reminds me of Burger King. They used to sell this third pounder for cheaper than the quarter pounder to try and outsell McDonald’s. The reason you probably have never bought them or heard of them is because it failed miserably because people thought a third was less than a quarter.

[@sabrinagilberttt]

IN DEFENSE OF THE PERSON WITH THE LADDER: as someone who is INSANELY afraid of falling I will do LITERALLY ANYTHING to avoid using a ladder, even using a ladder incorrectly

[@JenneeAmell]

I worry for that poor woman when her water breaks thinking she somehow drowned her kid by finally taking a shower.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

I worry for her kid

[@alica9373]

Our ethics teacher actually told us the think about the water and he believed that shit...wtf. He also shows us a video which said that water has a memory and that the harsh angels we force our water through (pipes and stuff) influences our water. And than he asked us to think about who profits when we don't know this 'science'... Hinting that homeopathy is real. He's also kind of antivacs. A TEACHER.

[@b.f.2461]

And people wonder why we have people bathing in Borax to “remove the vaccine.”

[@yvellebradley2502]

@@b.f.2461 WHAT?!

[@keirfarnum6811]

OMFG! Where was this?!

[@b.f.2461]

@@keirfarnum6811 U.S. of A.

[@Fledhyris]

@@b.f.2461 lol I am so sorry but I feel like this was a redundant answer. I am sure keir meant where specifically, like, what town (or at least state...)

[@dylandreisbach1986]

The water experiments where posotive and negative energy affect the water was done by Masaru Emoto. The thing is they weren't wrong, the positive water was way different from the negative water. The little detail they didn't mention was that the water didn't come from the same source and was clearly completely different to begin with, they wanted to prove a point so much they never even bothered with a control or repeatable and controllable experiments. The positive water came from clean drinking water, and the negative water came from a dirty creek. So basically all they proved was that dirty water was dirty. There are images everywhere of the different emotions affect on water crystals, but they are either just different shapes, or the negative emotions which came from "negative" water. As in already dirty water. And then published books and talked about everywhere someone would allow him to present his "research."

[@carlosandleon]

makes sense, japanese think stagnant water is dirty

[@ak99uk]

@@carlosandleon Just the Japanese...?

[@carlosandleon]

@@ak99uk did I say just?

[@Night_Stary]

"US town rejects solar farm amid worries it would "suck up all the energy from the Sun"" I fucking cried. In fact. I was laughing so hard, my mom was worried and when she came into my room, she saw me with bloody red face all in tears maniacally non-stop laughing and became even more worried!

[@zakosist]

6:27 it may not be how ladders are supposed to work, but I think he may be scared to climb the ladder because it could fall and maybe the floor is somewhat slippery. Its actually kinda smart to avoid risking injury when you dont have to

[@noobiii]

4:59 actual fact: in the time it took this guy to think of this undeniably stupid comment, the earth's distance from the sun changed by at least 10 feet

[@berdansargol1577]

Oh my goodness, Click started the process! THE MUSTACHE IS COMING BACK

[@lynestarchild]

I love watching Click losing not only his temper but also his hope for humanity

[@DreadEnder]

4:06 yeah. It adds oxygen making it H2O2! Hold on, doesn’t that have a name??? Oh yeah! Hydrogen peroxide! She’s definitely been drinking her extra oxygen water

[@dannore8077]

I once double clicked a picture in a news paper at work, to enlarge it. thank God everyone else already went home, I felt really awkward when I did it

[@sheltonmyers832]

The 'hotdogs and bacon is plants' article is pure clickbait. They probably just asked if hotdogs and bacon could be made of plants and 40% of kids had this thought process 'well the veggie burger I ate tasted like meat but made with plant so' "Yes"

[@missnaomi613]

I was thinking it was something like this.

[@arizonagreenbee]

probably stayed in one state, too.

[@asherikamichaela8425]

Some, perhaps, but there really are people as unimaginably idiotic as that headline implies.

[@catpoke9557]

According to a comment, not sure if this is true, the article was done on kindergarteners (as I suspected) and actually was about kids who don't know meat is dead animals. Not specifically 'plants.' Imagine dissing the intelligence of a 4 year old because they haven't been told where bacon comes from yet. Sheesh.