r/ConfidentlyIncorrect - "GAY MATH"

[@theletters9623]

"water won't hydrate you" guy learned the fact that most animals get most of their water from food and misinterpreted the hell out of it

[@missnaomi613]

Yeah, I came to the same conclusion.

[@mrd7649]

I have tested it for myself. I drink water, and I'm not dead.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Click is as Anti-Conservative as you can get, even if we ignore his Karen-Videos and him being Pro-LGBT. But honest question (please answer): Do his Fans keep themselves updated about Hate, Crops, Food-Shortages and-what-not-else via Channels like 'Some More News'?

[@mrd7649]

@@loturzelrestaurant Not sure how this relates to personal hydration, but I come here for the entertainment, not information. Frankly if you rely on any youtube channel for information and education, you're going to be pretty messed up.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@mrd7649 I dont Rely, i use it as Support. And so should you.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

"Don't throw medical or science at me." Well at least he's honest about not wanting accurate and true information.

[@Alice1apple]

“Don’t you dare prove me wrong I am WELL AWARE that I am”

[@thehaveninthehand]

I think he's a troll trying to get people to hydrate xD

[@memelord4104]

If i am correct they are bi and thats poggers so pop off queen/king

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@memelord4104 I'm talking about the post from the video...

[@memelord4104]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla YEAH i know i Just wanna support the homies

[@aprilmay3302]

Honestly that wrong floor lady is my fave and one of the actual sane ones. She genuinely believed her apartment was given to someone else, and when she was told "yo this is floor 3" she IMMEDIATELY apologized, like she knew she fucked up and owned it

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

Yeah for me it seems like the culprit is actually terrible building design / lack of proper or adequate signage. The landing area of each floor likely don't have a big "Floor 3" painted on the wall and by the sounds of it the individual apartments or rooms don't have individual unique numbers on the doors either. She said "I'm in 4R" so it sounds like maybe there's two apartments per floor, one labelled "R" the other perhaps "L". Which in itself isn't bad if the doors include the floor number first but is still kinda silly. And she probably didn't see that for the same reason how she even got in - the door was already open? Just guessing here.

[@welcome2myhappyworld]

@@DavidStruveDesigns the apartment complex I used to live in is guilty of this kinda. It had several connected buildings and each had 4 units: A, B, C, and D. There was an incident where one of my neighbors at the time thought she was being robbed when another resident (shitfaced drunk) walked into the wrong building. As she was on the phone with police screaming "I'm in 23B!!" the guy was so drunk he tried to argue with her "no! This is 25B!". Dude was arrested for public intoxication and breaking and entering which I think is a bit unfair since he never actually "broke in". My neighbor would constantly forget to lock her doors, so he just walked in thinking it was his apartment. She always remembered to lock up after it happened though.

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

@@welcome2myhappyworld OOF! Yeah kinda feel sorry for that guy, not just because she didn't lock her door which resulted in the breaking and entering charge (it's the entering bit he was technically guilty of), but "public intoxication" ... inside a PRIVATE apartment building seems WAY harsh to me. Really that charge should only apply if he were outside the complex on the actual street. Poor bloke! Like I get why she was so scared but sheesh a simple conversation could have cleared it all up without needing police presence, plus he was already basically home - cops could have just guided him to the right apartment and let him sleep it off instead of arresting him.

[@Insertia_Nameia]

@@welcome2myhappyworld the apts i used to live in had a number of multiplexes. The insides all look the same as well as all the doors. It was normal for my neighbors when drunk or high, or for their guests that aren't familiar, to try to open the wrong door. I always kept it locked, it's the PJs so of course I did, but because of that it was still unnerving at times to be sitting in the living room late at night and for someone to start messing with your door handle. Especially when you would hear them messing with EVERYONE's handle in the hall. (That hall had all hardwood floors so the cameras they put in could pick up sounds in the hall as well as conversations in parts of the apts. Again PJs, so drug activity is common there.)

[@pinkie5963CP]

100th like!

[@NSUDemon14]

“Even Batman listens to his mom.” That’s called a seance. We don’t teach children that until much later.

[@calebhall812]

The woman from floor 4R is honestly alright, at least she apologised. Sometimes people don't even allow you that little

[@lnsflare1]

She can't count to four, but at least she takes responsibility for her actions.

[@alejandromolina2802]

@@lnsflare1 I honestly prefer a person that takes responsibility for their actions than one that doesn't but can count to 4

[@-Devy-]

At least it wasn't like that woman cop a couple of years ago that just waltzed in to some random guy's apartment and shot him dead, thinking he was breaking in to her apartment.

[@user-qy5si4gz1k]

@@-Devy- I BEG YOUR PARDON???

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@user-qy5si4gz1k Amber Guyger. Took a fucking shamefully long time for her to be charged with his murder.

[@raissahkunzle8218]

"Women shouldn't go to therapy, they should have kids" ... Later, on r/InsaneParents

[@taliablack4080]

Time skip ten years...

[@kirstygunn9149]

As a mum of two that also has mental illness, I can confirm having kids doesn't cure your mental health problems. I would say it can in fact, exacerbate the issue.

[@bearo8]

That's so bad. I know someone who has been in therapy and later got a daughter. I have never seen her happier (known her since primary school). Without therapy this would never have been possible. She wouldn't have known how to deal with her issues and it might have been a disaster. Instead she can be a stable and loving mom for her daughter.

[@Fruityflootloops]

@@bearo8 Lovely story but the wording of “got a daughter” makes me envision her just going to the store and buying one or taking someone’s kid and has me cracking up. I’m not saying this to correct you just to share the humor I guess lol.

[@bearo8]

@@Fruityflootloops 😂 that's a hilarious picture. How would you say it? (Serious question English isn't my mother tongue)

[@Airbournjack]

Just to let you know Click, the Dolorimeter is a test done in the 40s. There is no reliable measure of pain as it is a experience unique to the individual an that is how medical science treats pain to this day asking pain patients like myself to rate our pain from 0/1-10 Edit: wanted to add that it is genuinely heart warming to see that many likes and discussions about chronic pain and the personal nature of the experience of pain on a silly reddit video.

[@AlexPostScript]

the 1 through 10 scale for pain is extremely useful and I don't know how i could express accurately how bad my pain feels sometimes without it, just because everything LOOKS fine doesn't mean i'm not experiencing a 6 semi-regularly, helps people understand more without having to explain it in detail myself

[@the_scrongler]

There is a pain scale

[@masterpig5s]

Exactly.

[@the_scrongler]

For bug stings

[@jamie1602]

@@AlexPostScript Yeah and it's super helpful when our doctors know us! 2-5 is "normal" for me as a chronically ill person. But when I jump to 7... Not good! This is considering I have one of the most painful illnesses in the world and science says it doesn't get worse from here. This is it. We're tapped out. So... you figure our brains are just used to pain at this point. It's static. It's background noise. So if I'm sensing an extreme difference now my doctor is "HOLD UP. WAIT A MINUTE!" and adjusts my medication accordingly.

[@lloyddragon2036]

"your wife is your firstborn daughter" has so many disgusting implications, idek where to begin, but misogyny, incest, and p*dophilia are just some general things this statement seems to be either implicating or outright stating

[@littleunmind564]

Also, how would his wife even be his firstborn daughter? Who would be her mother? So confused as to how that even makes sense in his head.

[@justanautisticnerd8969]

​​​@@littleunmind564 i think he means like behavior wise like "wife is like a child that you will raise because they wont lisent to you if you don't uiuiuuuiui" But its ... really dumb, like really dumb and gross.

[@ms.annthropic6341]

And the old classic of infantalizing TF out of grown women. 😠

[@nesamdoom]

yep. I was on board with not being called baby, because i'm an adult, but it went right off the rails into a creep ditch after that.

[@juljul_chu]

Reminds me of that one twitter post "if my future daughter ever comes out as a lesbian, Ima sneak into her room and let her know how . feels" the beautiful smell of homophobia, incest and pdf-file

[@raleighransom4561]

a few things I really appreciate about Click: - explaining math - balancing humor with actually discussing issues - "Cease!" also, I don't want to laugh too much at this because I assume this probably came from at least one person hearing "petri dish" but never reading it and then others copying it in writing, but "peach tree dish" really made me chuckle. I think it's because it's such a seemingly... small, silly mistake among much larger issues.

[@Kairos_Akuma]

Also I dont See the issue with "Labmeat""? It would reduce Cattle and Pigfarmsizes - which is bad for nature - without forcing these POOOOOOR People to not eat meat for a couple of days per week lol.

[@hexonyou]

I do appreciate a good peach tree dish. The best part of the Stience!

[@milan_gielis]

r/boneappletea

[@alexreid1173]

When she said it, I thought it sounded like “pastry dish” and immediately thought of the bread bowls at panera. Like I know about petri dishes but I think I’m just hungry…

[@lesley8993]

Ooooooh I was wondering, what they meant with "Peach tree dish" Yeah that is really funny XD

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Harbor seals can dive to depths exceeding 200 m (656 ft.). They don't routinely dive this deep, however, since most of their food is found in shallow waters. Adult harbor seals can stay submerged for up to 30 minutes, but dives usually last only about three minutes. A two-day-old harbor seal pup can stay submerged for up to two minutes.

[@xXMindSoulXx]

Another reason to love seals ❤️

[@snorp6781]

Fun animal fact: Otters are not kind to seals. I feel not at all bad for the people who know what this means.

[@ewencarriou8160]

It should be pointed out that those are sea otters, river otters are innocent of this particular crime (but guilty of many others, of course)

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

The thing with the ball being $1 less than the bat is the question that 50% of Harvard students fail, And yet when he brought it up I was able to get it very quickly and correctly because I saw it before and already knew the answer. If I didn't add that last part there would be a different meaning to this wouldn't there, but technically the meaning of that first batch of words was the same, oh boy languages neat isn't it, but how about I run you through the English language and show you how screwed up it is.

[@maxeon0937]

@@snorp6781 No animal is innocent. Edit: Most animals aren't innocent.

[@sanninlegends1843]

As an Indian, I can confirm that advanced chemistry like that is only being taught in high school. Never thought I would have to clarify that.

[@jameson1239]

Also I’m not sure what teaching that really would entail are you teaching them how to name it, it’s structure, or it’s application

[@kanishkjaiswal5088]

@@jameson1239 Nomenclature would be it normally. Application comes in 11th class and later

[@rroes7319]

Yeah, that guy was racist as shit.

[@Polina-ye3wh]

Liar, you learn this in 1st class

[@errortoogay5395]

32:14 I remember like maybe a month or so after I came out to my mom as genderfluid, she gave me a gender changer that she found at her work and started laughing. I really loved that interaction because although my mom doesn't understand what being genderfluid is, she still supports me in it.

[@hooman9554]

Curious but what’s a gender changer? Is it like a set of pronoun bracelets

[@errortoogay5395]

@@hooman9554 no, it’s for computers when you need to plug in say two “male” cords into eachother, you plug them into the gender changer so that they can actually connect

[@khajiithaswares4147]

​@@errortoogay5395 become a machine, change gender through notepad++

[@errortoogay5395]

@@khajiithaswares4147 I am a machine beep boop

[@kdawson020279]

I'm glad this was part of supporting in a positive way. I can see a jerk parent using a gag gift to be passive aggressively awful. Then again, if you have a good parent, typically it's intent and not execution that matters. Glad you seem to have a supportive one.

[@martenmaarten]

every time some conspiracy theorist calls petri dishes "peachtree dish" a small part of me dies in agony

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

You just don't understand how these corrupt billiarines are making all these peachtrees that are controlling our minds through the 8G tower. I'm not sorry.

[@einienj3281]

What about the Gazpacho police? 😆

[@franl155]

Oh, is that what they mean? I was puzzled when another vid's conspiratoralista referred to "Bill Gates peachtree steak"

[@mikeyassbutcg]

Just proves they're not smart enough to be talking about this stuff

[@anicrue]

See, it does the exact opposite for me. It just shows everyone else that this person has _no idea_ what they're saying or even how to speak their (likely) mother tongue. It's really impressive actually.

[@RNS_Aurelius]

The fact they associate the word "pronoun" strictly with transgender is a poor indictment on the American education system. Also the phenomenon of relating the shape of mountains to stumps is called apophenia. We're so good at recognising patterns that we can do it when there isn't a pattern. It's related to pareidolia, seeing faces in objects. This clearly had some survival benefits in low light being able to see predators more easily and the vestiges of this survival instinct lead people to question things that are completely mundane.

[@martinmckee5333]

I have no love of the US educational system. I was a math/science teacher and got to see its dysfunction from the inside. But, I wouldn't put this solely on the educational system. Lots of this is social and political, coming from people who went through school when this wasn't an issue.

[@syrelian]

@@martinmckee5333 Agreed, the school systems might be a failing mess, but they cover the linguistic concept of a Pronoun just fine usually, its just that "English Class" and Language Structure as terms and lessons don't stick with most people... throw in some willful ignorance and hate and wellllll.... yeah

[@the_kraken6549]

I didn’t know there was a different word for if it’s not a facial pattern! Thanks.

[@RNS_Aurelius]

@@the_kraken6549 Apophenia is more general and can be a pattern in anything while pareidolia is strictly visual.

[@spook4597]

It's not related to pareidolia. It IS pareidolia because the phenomenon is not just about seeing faces in random patterns. It's seeing patterns, objects, or any meanings in nebulous stimuli. in In this example, people see the visual pattern of a tree stump and connect it to the same visual pattern of certain mountain formations. Also, it also doesn't have to be visual. It can be auditory as well. Unintentional messages in music played backwards is a good example.

[@mollywantshugs5944]

I’d say that as a queer person living in a fairly homophobic community, the internet has been a huge net positive for my mental health as it helps me feel less isolated and communicate with people who accept me as-is rather than liking their headcanon about me. There’s also bad stuff but it’s helped a lot more

[@Midorikonokami]

You know, reading your comment made me realize how people get sucked into these conspiracy theories. You have a legit reason to have this need to seek out a group where you feel less marginalized. But what if these people are also feeling marginalised for less legit reasons. That they're racist, that they have whack ideas, that they want to own 300 AK-47s in their garage and make an AK-47 jungle gym with them. Then they go online, and that feeling of loneliness and isolation that may have persuaded them out of the stupid goes away when they find the equally stupid and deluded. So the same mechanism that helps hurt and marginalised groups find comfort and help helps whacks also find comfort and help and ... I just made myself sad.

[@littlelynx243]

We aren't alone here - This community loves you!

[@kamica6948]

Kinda gay ngl xD

[@lemmymeringue8528]

Aww, I think I have to agree with you there! ❤️ I may not know you, but I hope you have a great day all the same.

[@communadog7874]

"Their headcanon about me" lol gonna have to use that term now

[@Conformist138]

For anyone who doesn't follow American politics or recognize every face, I'd hate for you to miss this tidbit: The woman at 13:30, contrary to everything that video suggests, is not just a random lunatic off the street. That's Marjorie Taylor Greene, and she's a congresswoman. She represents the state of Georgia in the US House of Representatives. Our country is dong great, why do you ask?

[@thearcheovistofsolkeeperof6326]

They really let anyone into congress don't they?

[@notaperson-wx2vs]

@@thearcheovistofsolkeeperof6326 it’s because they only care that your money is green

[@lessonsinfailing]

She's majorly insane and pretty dumb.

[@TheAussieBlue]

I dunno, in Australia we let in Pauline Hansen and she thinks that the Australian government faked the Port Arthur massacre in order to take away peoples guns. Also thinks that people are faking minority status to get benefits, and the benefits given to minorities are racist and anti-white.

[@andressigalat602]

If she were simply some unhinged tiktoker, it would be fun to listen to her crazy talk, but knowing that she's a congresswoman, that she has that kind of power, makes it a lot less funny.

[@DominusGhaul]

fun fact The engineers from Disney took one look at the fake skeletons that were initially brought in and thought that they weren’t creepy enough. This might be because prosthetics in the 1960s weren’t as convincing as they are now. To offer a more authentic experience, Disney engineers enlisted the help of the University of California Los Angeles’ anatomy department for real skeletons.

[@YahyaFalcon]

Might as well have hung actual decaying corpses while they were at it

[@speedstick8981]

Ok but imho that is still funny and probably worth it if the skeletons were about to get destroyed anyways.

[@ashlin_404]

@@speedstick8981 They removed the skeletons later on and replaced them with fake ones, but the skull over the captains quarters is still a real one

[@madartz4287]

Imagine dying and donating your remains to science only to end up being put in an attraction at Disney just for people to look at you for a split second.

[@snoox27]

The scean in Poltergiest where the empty pool fills with water and skellies appear, yep real bones.

[@jonsku6662]

"If you call yourself an Atheist, you have to believe there is a God, otherwise you can't call yourself an Atheist" "If you call yourself Bald, you have to have Hair, otherwise you can't call yourself Bald"

[@miciso666]

calm down satan... think about the kids.

[@jonsku6662]

@@miciso666 >_> How are kids related to this? And in what way is that guy supposed to think about them you sick bastard?

[@Mouse_Librarian]

I really like the quote "Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position."

[@moonl1314]

atheistm

[@jonsku6662]

@@Mouse_Librarian "Atheism is a religion like off is a tv channel"

[@jase_allen]

16:32 Not only is she wrong about the nation of Georgia, she mistook the Malaysian flag for the US flag. She's confidentially doubly incorrect.

[@chatboulon743]

I kind of want to see her reaction to a screenshot or link to the Wiki page for the country of Georgia. Probably something like, "That's so photoshopped!"

[@Enaysikey]

Or that’s a troll trying to infuriate people by looking dumb

[@Mouse_Librarian]

To be fair, they do look really similar. I'm from Texas and have mistaken the Texas flag with the one of Chile more than once.

[@moonl1314]

confidentially

[@aliioana8586]

@@Mouse_Librarian no they don’t. The US flag has 50 stars. Very distinctive. If you want two flags that are nearly indistinguishable, look at the Romanian and Chadian flags. Chad took the Romanian flag and just barely altered the shade of blue. As a Romanian I will always be bitter about it😂😂😂

[@felixrouthier2202]

Fun fact: at a mosquito’s size (bees, bumblebees, ladybugs, all of those small flying bugs), the air is comparatively denser to them than it is to us So flies don’t technically fly, they kinda swim in air

[@stormjin2242]

we also found out they don't fly like a bird, they flap their wings in such a way that it basically makes a mini tornado on their side, and that's what's holding them up, kind of like swim floaties

[@AAarmor]

Damn thats really interesting

[@goldegreen]

Sky fish!

[@Skull_the_skellyton]

We should start calling them swims

[@TheQuietTyper]

"Women shouldn't code..." Oh yeah, tell that to all the early adopters of computers and coding, which were... oh right! Women. In fact programming used to be a woman heavy profession and owes a lot to the textile industry for it's foundations. I want to tell all those people to learn computer history.

[@nullshock3381]

You forgot the Game industry! The a text based PC game coded by a woman Mabel Addis in 1964, "The Sumerian Game" not much now but back then that would be the equivalent of a AAA blockbuster. A lot of games were created by women, like "Centipede"..."River Raid" there are more and I can't remember the names of the women who developed them, not because they are women it's more sleep deprivation, and laziness, also I have tons of favorite games but don't know the much about the devs, I only know Kojima Hideo because of the drama with Konami studios...And of course Miyamoto Shigeru because, well Zelda...and that's about it. But, I do know that female devs played a massive role in the creation of the Industry. And, as a life long gamer I couldn't thank them enough.

[@TheQuietTyper]

@@nullshock3381 You're right. When I think coding I think of computers in general, but yes. Women are the original coders. Binary is literally based off the stitches of fabric. While the system was invented by a man, it was women who did all the work.

[@feuerling]

In the early days of programming, it was a female dominated field. Then came capitalism. Suddenly people realized it actually wasn't a low-skilled clerical job, and it was no longer considered a "women's job" so they were pushed out. Go figure.

[@TheQuietTyper]

@@feuerling I think it's less, "along came capitalism" and more, "Computers became profitable" and men started to take interest.

[@cynister7384]

Not to mention that the very first programmer was literally a woman, Ada Lovelace.

[@radioactivespoonsinthevoid]

28:24 , this is so funny considering that the first computer code EVER was written by Ada Lovelace (a woman) who wrote it BEFORE the first computer was invented

[@animeepstudios9110]

I think you mean before the first PERSONAL computer was invented, by Alan turing, but yeah you are right.

[@rolando819]

I mean, gotta admit… the idea that mountains were giant trees would be a great setting for a DnD campaign.

[@leto1596]

Omg, dnd campaign but the entire population and party is only like 2 inches tall, that's an amazing idea

[@Gaming.Gamer.]

Agree

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

@@Gaming.Gamer. you were shrunk down, and have to explore an ant colony.

[@gabrielhenson5751]

massive world trees that some (insert overextending over industrious group) cut down for resources and for each world tree cut down part of the world dies.

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

​@@gabrielhenson5751 Only some elves are old enough to remember that day. Thousands of aberrations marched through a portal in the sky. We thought that would be the end, but the giants refused to give in. They cut down 3 world trees , and used them to make mighty weapons. Losses were great, but eventually the giants were victorious. The Incursive Army was pushed back. We celebrated, not realizing realizing the problem was solved with a new problem. When those World Trees were cut down, they took pieces of the world with them. We accepted this as a necessary loss, but vowed to not use World Trees again. You know how humans are, they live such short lives. Half of our lifetime to them is dozens of generations. They forgot what we learned, and assumed the warnings were exaggerated. Wanting the power the giants wielded, they have cut down another world tree. That's why the Great Forest of the Stars has simply shriveled up over night.

[@BananaMellor]

One of the few, big, eye-opening moments I had in school was the lesson where I realized that all the air in the atmosphere is always pushing down on anything below it. It's much the same for anything underwater for water pressure. Those clouds are pushing on the air below them which collectively push down on all the air particles below them until you get to the air particles that push down on you, the person standing on the ground. I forget the actual distance from surface to where the atmosphere ends, but you've got literally miles and miles (or km if you prefer) of air stacked up on top of you pushing down. The clouds ARE always sitting on top of you, along with all the air in between and there is a measurable force you're having to exert back to avoid being smashed into the ground. Something everyone, religious or not, should be able to appreciate is how amazing it is that all living beings on earth have bodies built to handle that much pressure at all times. It makes a lot more sense when you see the differences adding the pressure of being deep underwater or removing all that pressure while in space.

[@noefillon1749]

Well actually the air is a fluid. So the pressure is not specifically applied top down. If you put any surface into contact with the air, the pressure (which is, you're right, due to its weight above it) the air will push perpendicularly to the surface to its inside. So if you put your hand somewhere horizontally, the air above it will push it down and the air under it will push it under it. Another this is that the air pressure, despite significant, is not amazingly strong. It is about 1 kg per sq cm or 6 lbs per sq inch.

[@maxtomchris]

19:11 I like how the machine pauses before placing the last circle - for longer than its other moves. As if it realized it lost, and was considering cheating.

[@alexwildner6369]

I found it immensely clever on the machine's behalf. Was hoping it would draw a middle finger after that move xD

[@paulmccartneyofc6883]

The mountain tree thing is actually a really cool concept. Imagine a world where giants once ruled supreme and they cut giant trees to build their houses but then they went extinct and all that is left of their civilization is the giant tree stumps that the current population call mountains.

[@Capitanosimp2174]

Oooh cool DnD concept

[@ameliasellers6396]

That is an amazing fantasy world concept.

[@celticlass8573]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Imagine seeing a mountain like that, and suddenly realizing it was a monstrous tree, then looking around and realizing they're all over the place. WHOA.

[@kitkatboard]

Yeah, that's what these people are hinting at. They think rock formations that look like tree stumps are proof giants existed and cut giant trees (I wish I was kidding)

[@tr4sh.m.n169]

that would be so cool, I wish that was a real thing

[@That70sGuitarist]

I loved the bit about "mountains used to be trees." There's actually a term for this, "pareidolia," which describes the human mind's tendency to perceive patterns in nebulous things. It's like seeing faces, castles or sailboats in clouds, or seeing the shape of a human face in stucco, cracks in the sidewalk or in decorative multicoloured pebbles in a garden. Even where no such pattern actually exists, the human mind will still perceive such a pattern. The human mind is especially good at seeing other human faces, even just in silhouette, which is why camouflage face paint was invented. By systematically darkening the highlighted areas (forehead, cheekbones, nose etc) and lightening the shaded areas (eye sockets, under the nose, jaw etc), you can disrupt the silhouette of the human face so completely that your opponents won't register that fact that there's a human face there.😉

[@samwamm85]

how ironic that "dense" was the word they didn't recognise. i would have thought they'd have a lot of experience with it.

[@Burst_AO_Studios]

Yeah, you know what they say. It takes one to know one.

[@Eclipsity]

@@Burst_AO_Studios But..They didn't realize that was the word though?

[@Burst_AO_Studios]

@@Eclipsity I'm saying because that's whats what was expected, even though it wasn't the reality for them.

[@noefillon1749]

Using a word everywhere doesn't mean you know its actual meaning

[@ICanBeYourFries]

​@@noefillon1749um.. I hope you know what words you're using bro

[@milan_gielis]

13:51 I like how she's preaching about the givernment being able to track our every move while sitting in front of a device which enables the government to track our every move

[@sabersky1134]

Fun fact: She complained that the news was deliberately making her look stupid. 😂

[@chrayez]

“Peachtree dish” is a high-quality “bone apple tea” moment, and a new one for me, at that. It also seems to already be significantly more widespread than I would have thought. It probably started with one genuine “bone apple tea” moment from a QAnon contributor, and no one else knew any better (or even looked at anything outside the QAnon echo chamber) and it spread like wildfire.

[@The_Minelles]

Yes! Peachtree dish 😂 really shows they know their stuff! Lol

[@suemueller4789]

Only MTG! Shows her mighty intellect

[@captainnemolostintheocean1652]

Thanks to your comment I just realized what she was saying 😂 I was so confused

[@SpaghettyLuvsU]

That, and everything in Georgia is called "Peachtree Whatever" anyway

[@Sparkitto]

The fact that we first saw the tweet only for the video of the woman straight up saying peachtree made it so much better.

[@scientificviking]

love these people outing themself instantly by saying something like "peach tree dish" 💀

[@dmgroberts5471]

Someone who would say that must have an IQ of...80!

[@Nemokiddy]

Yes that was hilarious! 😂

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Its not even that hard to understand the concept and pronounciation of petri dish my god is ENGLISH now going out the window to these people

[@triplettobi4424]

I was so confused for a moment there xD

[@doxthefox_]

🦴🍎🧋

[@SoftieBara]

"Speaking from experience, being gay is bad" - A Pastor in 202X I can't be the only one who caught that.

[@maxshep2829]

You weren't 😂😂😂

[@missnaomi613]

Yeah, I thought that was worth a comment as well!

[@isabelcarrasco4528]

Not just being gay, but specifically "sodomy, speaking by experience, is the epitome of selfishness and the hatred towards god". Like, DUDE, sorry you made a really bad experience there but that's no reason to yuck other people's yum! 🤣

[@srgurtner8949]

Yes, I couldn't believe he didn't mention that. LOL

[@jonahulichny9874]

It straight up makes him sound like he had a bad breakup and became homophobic because he was salty. edit: grammar, should be fixed now.

[@caitlinsessom161]

I feel for the woman who went to the wrong floor. the secondhand embarrassment is real and I hope she smoothed things over with the guy she was yelling at

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

I love how people like this can go from loaded for bear to contrite and sheepish in one second.

[@RNS_Aurelius]

Nah, he tried to calm her down and tell her she's in the wrong place and she didn't listen and kept shouting. She's a cu nt.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

I don't. This is how people get shot in their homes.

[@speedstick8981]

@@comradewindowsill4253 yeah but that was most likely an apartment building. Not a house.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@speedstick8981... an apartment building is still a home. It's a place where someone lives, not a specific type of building

[@ScarletEmber64]

I'm so glad you didn't just say "you math is wrong", but actually went out of your way to solve the problem yourself and show how it's done Of course, it's not that hard of a problem, I could've solved it myself, but I still appreciate it

[@GoodWormDoctor]

During that entire Click Academy lesson I was sitting in my bed being proud of myself for knowing how to solve the equation lol (I’ve never been good at math)

[@ScorpionTamer]

It may be because I haven't slept in over 16 hours, but I legitimately looked at the problem and said "If X+Y=1.10 and X=1 then y=0.10" which would be correct if that was the actual problem. The worst part is I was saying the problem correctly the whole time while saying the wrong answer so confidently until the math was wrote out for me and suddenly it all made sense 😭

[@catkid3456]

@@ScorpionTamer i still don’t understand it lol

[@notaperson-wx2vs]

I solved it in my head, because I like math

[@Scorialimit]

I solved it in my wee wee, because I REALLY like math

[@pink_alligator]

That the highest achievement an idea can reach in science is the status of being a *Theory* I've always thought to be an excellent example of how truly open and fluid science is. Nothing is above being questioned, tested, or scrutinized. People rip on it all the time but it's actually the beauty of science

[@universal_stupidity]

there are also laws, which are still scrutinized and not used if they don't work anymore, but may be considered a higher achievement (but not achieveable for many types of information)

[@communadog7874]

@@universal_stupidity not really, a law is more of a formula of how something works, like the Law of universal gravitation the click showed, whilst a theory is more of an explanation of the concept, like the theory of gravity, one isn't greater than the other, they are fundamentally different things

[@universal_stupidity]

@@communadog7874 that's why I said it wasn't achievable for most types of information

[@communadog7874]

@@universal_stupidity that thing is that they aren't "a higher achievement" a theory is already as high as it gets

[@universal_stupidity]

@@communadog7874 I know, but laws calculations are often what theories use to prove themselves, and what we use to build hypothesis which can then become theories, I don't think they are more true, but in my brain it's a higher level of achievement because theories explain why laws work, but I'm aware that theory is the highest level of achievement for most information and that laws aren't actually higher or any more true

[@soupoup]

As someone that likes to build fictional worlds i often try to find dumb conspiracy theories for inspiration actually Lots of good inspo in this vid lol Anyway this is my weird artist tip of the day

[@ChibiYotsuba]

Don't use any of the New World Order theories (and related things, like lizard people and illuminati) though, as those conspiracy theories come from antisemitism. You don't want to accidentally create stories that uphold antisemitist ideas. (It's good to check the background of conspiracy ideas in general, to avoid accidental mistakes like these) But any conspiracy theory that isn't steeped in discriminatory ideas are definitely great feeding grounds for story ideas! 😁👍

[@soupoup]

@@ChibiYotsuba oh yeah ofcourse dont worry!

[@AirIcky]

Create a fictional world that is flat and then in world there's a conspiracy theory that the world is actually spherical. "Bigfoot and aliens are literally govt holograms, it's so obvious" "Bill Gates wasn't actually the one who made the jab have such negative effects, he was just a scape goat" "The hollow earth is just a cover up because scientists dug too far" "School is trying to indoctrinate my kids into being cisgend3r"

[@thatrandomchick3607]

The trees were mountains idea is such a great fantasy world design. Honestly one of my favorite theories because even though it’s wrong, it puts a cool idea in your head

[@holycarp1676]

Have you made a flat word with some people saying that it's spherical? Edit: When did I write this?

[@envyfairy1995]

Gotta love how the person stating "I know my states" also confuses the Malaysian flag with the United States flag. Also, since when are people saying "peachtree dish" instead of petri dish?

[@cardescomedioses3674]

wait, she meant petri dish?! my god.... we have reached levels of stupidity we should not be capable to reach

[@stargazer1998]

I thought that was the Liberian flag? You know, 🇱🇷

[@envyfairy1995]

@@stargazer1998 To be honest, I first thought so, too, because I am not soo good with flags. But then I checked and the flag in the video has a moon in it like the Malaysian, but the Liberian doesn't have one.

[@awfuldynne]

I heard about Marjorie Taylor Greene saying "peachtree dish" and suddenly it's all over the parts of the internet where we collect the stupid stuff people say. (it'd be a form of fundamental attribution error to call people stupid based on _one thing_ they said. The shoe probably fits, though, if they get offended because they mistook "you said a stupid thing" for "you're stupid") I don't know if she started it or if the impression she started it is due to some form of bias.

[@stargazer1998]

@@envyfairy1995 oh, I didn’t see the moon.

[@QueenElderberry]

Honestly, I have a lot of math anxiety from some bad teachers growing up, and I don’t have very good fundamentals in that area, so these breakdowns of different math concepts are awesome! Makes me feel more confident in my ability to relearn and solo study some of this stuff.

[@magick_monster5740]

the reason most teachers can be bad is because they are horribly underpaid and decent people actually get jobs that pay a reasonable amount for the work required

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

let's go math trauma!! *cries*

[@ssuupa]

Same here, plus I have dyscalculia too 🥲

[@firebladetenn6633]

My math teacher in highchool gave up on me almost viciously. He told me that if I was quiet and didn’t bother the others that he would pass me. It was easy for me since I love to read but that just ruined any hope I had for liking math at all. When my husband heard this story of Why I hate math he got so pissed.

[@sameppink9401]

You might be pleasantly surprised by how intuitive you find math after returning as an adult outside of that environment.

[@nicolasjoly6948]

"Woman shouldn't code"... first, as a programmer, I can say that coding is kind of art : you need to be creative (and sometime a little on the mad scienctist style!). So, creative woman are very welcome! Secondo: it's true that technologies go fast.. very very fast. But, when it come to "coding" as a career, if you understand the main idea of different way to code, the arrival of a new langage while you're taking care of your kid shouldn't be enough to make you "outdated"... btw... part of the most well payed programmer are programmer that code very old langage!

[@JanderVK]

Yeah, tell that to the black women that got us into space.

[@SaberusTerras]

Some of the first coders were women. We got to the moon with women coding the computers and in some cases -hand-wiring- the ROM code. Really, I can't think of any profession that a woman can't do, for any reason other than assholes telling them they can't.

[@normalhuman9878]

It’s actually non binary people that can’t code

[@skeletonwar4445]

@@SaberusTerras I'm pretty sure they can't be strippers in a male-only gay bar. Checkmate. Jokes aside, yeah, the very first (known) programmer ever was a woman. Ada Lovelace worked on programs for Babbage's differential machine... which wasn't even fully built at the time! She took the theoretical model of the machine, then coded shit for it based on how it _would_ work if it was finished. Girl really said "yeah I'll code without an existing computer, what about it lol?"

[@SaberusTerras]

@@skeletonwar4445 Well, I stand corrected. And yes, Lovelace was one of the ladies I was thinking of. Government officials not understanding computers is also ancient news, since one had to ask Babbage about that machine, "Pray, if the wrong numbers are put in, will the right numbers come out?"

[@TheOJDrinker]

I like how he's not catching the "peachtree dish" error. Also, "LAY lines" ... lol

[@truckerdave8465]

Omg right. Bless her heart.

[@nihili4196]

I was about to ask if we're going to ignore that... Peachtree dish is my favourite lab tool

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

... That is how you pronounce the word 'leylines'. 😶

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​@@diarmuidkuhle8181 it's still a WRONG spelling

[@rockettaco]

As somebody who is asexual, I found that part particularly funny. We've apparently somehow removed basic lingual concepts. xD

[@rnpee]

Same here lmao

[@rockettaco]

Sometimes, the allos truly are frightening.

[@55alegria]

I am really mad that the dictionary (at least the Royal Academy of Spanish) only have "asexual" as "that doesn't have a sex"

[@rockettaco]

@@55alegria We didn't even get it fixed in English until about 2017

[@shainathegreat4456]

Actually was wondering what is asexuall

[@imjustheretocomment9507]

Peachtree dish. Twice in one video. I thought it was weird autocorrect, but hearing that woman speak those words out of her mouth with such determination and confidence... made my day.

[@pameladyke1462]

heard peachtree dish first time, felt puzzled. wasn't until i herad it second time, i called myself a dill for missing what actually was meant.

[@kaybadberg534]

She makes laws. She is a Congresswoman.

[@chatboulon743]

I love me some bone apple tea of people that say the word, I'm sure, all of the time, but have no clue how to spell it. 😂

[@Lectrikfro]

@@kaybadberg534 She's not just A congressperson. She's a congressperson who got stripped of her committee positions for spreading conspiracies (she was the one that blamed the Californian wildfires on a Jewish space laser) , got banned from twitter for spreading corona virus misinformation... and just recently won her primary for re-election with 69.5% of the vote in a district that was drawn to favor her party. And people call us Floridians crazy

[@sabersky1134]

She also recently was squawking about how the liberal media is deliberately making her look stupid. 😂

[@Alex-ir9nx]

Hey Click. I`m a Norwegian, that like most, was so happy to be able to finaly get a pride parade again this year. The day has gone...not to plan... and your videos helped me get my mind away from it for a little while and laugh a bit at least. Congrats on getting over 1M subscribers!

[@e.pluribusunum7916]

Hey internet person....from the US, I'm really sorry to hear about what happened.

[@Alex-ir9nx]

@@e.pluribusunum7916 Thank you so much. Its been hard trying to set up help for the people that feel unsafe. Someone commented on how sad it is that the LQBTQ+ community has gotten real good at crises handling over the last few years.

[@Anskutus]

A big hug from Finland! 💜💙💚💛🧡❤

[@Alex-ir9nx]

@@Anskutus Thank you! The community is strong, so darn strong.

[@GarwenKazul]

wait. I must have missed something. stuck up here on my Volcano island. what happened during the pride parade in Norway?

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

As an American, I am truly sorry on the behalf of some of us.

[@canteventhough]

I'm in the same boat, I am so sorry.

[@madfenix13]

Some of these people make me ashamed to be American, I’m thinking about moving

[@Q1x.exe.]

русский, мне жаль, братан-

[@pissapocalypse]

You aren't responsible for every American. You don't have to feel guilt or shame on behalf of them lol

[@TheAusar]

"A sphere has 2 sides." No it does not, this is literally one of the most important properties of a sphere it has one side ffs.

[@bmn6292]

I would say two sides, inside and outside.

[@TheAusar]

Then it's just a sphere shell.

[@saberruntv]

Well technically no sphere as a single side. Since a perfect sphere is technically impossible to create. Sphere most likely have a infinite number of sides

[@TheAusar]

@@saberruntv physicist detected

[@actually_tes1]

You can view a maximum of 50% of the surface area of a sphere.

[@cupguin]

The idea that slavery was a net benefit is actually something you can learn from America's finest homeschooling educational systems. That literal idea plus some stuff about how there were lots of great slave owners and it's just the bad ones giving slavery a bad name are things being taught to American children right now. Also how to argue against evolution in science class, which might be as close to science as you get.

[@thatdamncrow9197]

My bad missed the homeschooling part

[@cupguin]

@@thatdamncrow9197 did you miss where I said "finest homeschooling"?

[@TheTrueThanos]

Was homeschooled, can confirm.

[@kempolar9768]

I......wow that is really really bad, after watching John Oliver a lot my expectations were low but holy shit.

[@mikeyassbutcg]

@@thatdamncrow9197 you didn't even read it, did you? America's finest *homeschooling educational systems*

[@mokuoku4717]

IQ measures your reasoning and problem solving "intelligence". It's not a test of knowledge, it's more like a test of common sense. The fact that she bragged about it the way she did definitely shows her results. 8:02

[@moonl1314]

my iq is something but i literally don't care

[@galaxygirlstudio5347]

That explains why she’s in the top 90, as common sense is extremely rare

[@MrCool-lo3ls]

@@galaxygirlstudio5347 top 90% means almost everyone... 100 IQ is by definition average

[@teaartist6455]

Welll, kind of. The way it is measured is still weighted towards certain expectations and models we typically use in our society and there's more than one typically used test that is at least somewhat indicative of practice (which is why you can't take another one within 6 months or so, it'd be falsified by your prior experience) and it's not entirely unlikely that some hobbies might train you in skills that come in handy during different tests without necessarily increasing your problem solving ability in other regions by the same measure. (One example may be any "Use X moves to achieve a goal" game, things involving pattern recognition, experience in art, memory games*...) It does measure how well you do at specific tasks that are tested which to some extent correlates with other problem solving skills given the same cultural background and can be helpful in things like figuring out if a certain person may have cognitive problems that need to be addressed/considered, but it's far from being useful universally. *Short and long term memory are a part of many IQ assessments.

[@_stupidbro]

@@galaxygirlstudio5347 It implies 10% are dumber still, which is wild

[@insertcreativenamehere492]

this man changing from making jokes to bashing conservatives to giving relationship advice to discussing theoretical physics in the matter of seconds is why I love this channel

[@luvondarox]

"Tiny ass mosquito, tiny ass gravity." That's going to get stuck in my head, now.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Click is as Anti-Conservative as you can get, even if we ignore his Karen-Videos and him being Pro-LGBT. But honest question (please answer): Do his Fans keep themselves updated about Hate, Crops, Food-Shortages and-what-not-else via Channels like 'Some More News'?

[@luvondarox]

@@loturzelrestaurant This tiny-ass mosquito wonders if this is the comment to which you intended to respond.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@luvondarox Yeah, my comment was 'in general' directed at The Clicks Fans.

[@HerMi.T]

@@loturzelrestaurant where hate, crops , food shortages come in these type of videos? and how did you reach the conclusion that he is an anti-conservative. don't use buzz words dude which can lead mis-interpretation. someone supporting something doesn't mean they hate opposite things and lies in complete opposite spectrum. for example he doesn't say anything bad to religion. he infact just talking about those 'so' called religious people who just spread mis information in name of religion. one more thing don't generalize people in a fandom. there are people who are fans of click who does update themselves about hate, crop and food shortage and also those who doesn't even care about this stuff.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@HerMi.T Calm down. If anyone jumps to conclusions, its you.

[@sanjablazina2879]

I died at the peachtree dish. Now I will no longer be able to walk past the glassware shelf in the lab with a straight face.

[@Mythical4227]

The mountains being trees is a *bedtime story!* my grandma told me a story about how humans used to be giants, how mountains were trees that reached to the sky, how bamboo were blades of grass to them. The giants were too tall to see and appreciate the smaller things in life, and they were too high up to know what’s going on below them. One day the giants were stripped of the height that gave them the advantage over other species, and told to compromise their way into more fulfilling things. And because they were now ground level and eye to eye with the creatures they hadn’t noticed before, the giants that once spared not a glance to what’s going on below them have learned that life is a series of compromise and communication. They were no longer at the top, but they didn’t miss it. Because the relationship they build with the earth and animals by simply being grounded was way worth the sacrifice they were pushed to make! I understood parts of this story at 6 but I took it to heart. I thought it was a real story, haha! Now I know it’s just a moral. That it’s easier at the top but more fulfilling down to earth. I hope someone loves this story as much as I do!

[@osheridan]

aww, ive never heard that but it sounds lovely!

[@thelovelyautisticgeek8718]

Cool, I’ve never heard this of this story before. Do you know where it originates?

[@keit99]

That's wholesome.

[@Mythical4227]

@@thelovelyautisticgeek8718 my grandmothers mom was Norwegian, but I don’t know if she heard it from her mother or someone else!

[@Mythical4227]

@@keit99 it was one of my favorite stories because I believed we wouldn’t have our dog if it didn’t happen 😭😂

[@torgranael]

"I could do this professionally. I AM doing this professionally!" That realisation was gold.

[@AmericanBaker]

As a coder who is also a mother, I appreciate your debunking of that statement.

[@jasperoforange]

Just reading the "she's your firstborn" thing almost made me vomit, good god thats awful

[@pikadragon2783]

I like how the teacher said that sodomy not doing anything productive by his OWN EXPERIENCE.

[@N33k5]

Thank you for also noticing that, but, he was a pastor which I guess can be a religious teacher.

[@strangevol5264]

@@N33k5 He fucked a man

[@MrNK1411]

I’m kinda surprised how knowledgeable Click is. He explained basic math within memes, and knows his physic. I wonder what did he do before becoming a full-time meme reader. Some other meme channel is like “let’s laugh at this idiotic tweet”, and then there’s Click “here’s some math, now let’s laugh at this idiotic tweet”.

[@Faethorne]

This is late, but he used to be an engineer!

[@sheersternfeld1914]

​@@FaethorneI thought he used to be a teacher? He said something about being a teacher at some point, didn't he?

[@Nyxthehawk]

@@sheersternfeld1914 iirc, he worked part time as a teacher to help support himself through school. Then he became an engineer after that!

[@piratequeenucyra6690]

"I can't argue with that because I don't really know what the point is" 😂 I laughed way harder at that than I should have 💋

[@maxineshideout852]

I love how the machine at 19:24 even took slightly longer for its move thnking "Oh you asshole now youve done it" before doing its next move

[@williamclemens5267]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the click. He’s an ally of all,knows when he has problems,is prochoice, and is just generally cool

[@RatPfink66]

he combines zaniness and common sense in a rare and refreshing way.

[@nikapartchevskaya]

He is incredible! He has me giggling half the time I'm watching and Howling with laughter the rest. He finds the same things funny as I do, and he's Very easy on the eyes...

[@VioletFeline886]

I live in the US…I can say with full confidence that I have never even heard the word gay or trans come out of a teacher’s mouth. There was only one time when the Choir teacher said it because it was in an old song. What I learned in 3rd grade was multiplication.

[@MikeDaner2630]

19:19 Love how the machine uses 2 seconds to "think outside the box"

[@butterflypooo]

“Heart centred” doesn’t refer to a literal human heart, it just means allowing urself to be emotionally guided by love, vs making decisions purely from a place of ego and fear/survival.

[@BlackEpyon]

I'm pretty sure that woman was just lumping all the non-sequitur bullshit she could into a single steaming ball, hoping for it to stick.

[@butterflypooo]

@@BlackEpyon There are all sorts in the spiritual “community” and not all of them can be trusted. Some love the drama and getting lots of attention and think that ONLY THEY have a “true” connection to the spirit realms, but that thinking is so toxic and actually the furthest thing from spiritual. Some of what she was saying felt a bit out there to me … i wasn’t familiar w all the terminology … but there might be some general truth to the Dec 2024 thing. I wouldnt be shocked anyway. Spiritually, we’ve all been going through it like crazy since 2020 especially. I think anyone can intuit, some just get the details more right than others.

[@squishy1899]

@@butterflypooo All the science stuff is nonsense, cosmic radiation, dust particles etc exist everywhere, there can be denser patches yeah but they would move around the Milky Way the same speed earth dose so we wouldn’t pass through them, also, “light codes” would probably just be other radiation and yeah we’ve picked up on it before but it’s not some key to unlocking super human abilities, radiation hits the earth constantly every day every year, not to mention that most dna changes by cosmic radiation would just lead to cancer. I won’t say anything on the spiritual stuff like harmonizing and meditation because everyone has their own beliefs on that but from my understanding the things like laylines is the same kinda made up stuff like all the planets aligning and unlocking mystical power, but honestly I don’t know enough about them to be sure Also with the whole corrupt systems, unfortunately even if everyone knows the truth it can still take awhile to dismantle things like that, it won’t be some automatic poof they’re gone, and if they’re powerful they could definitely intimidate or threaten people to not rise up

[@seedlessmelon555]

That guy saying that all people who work are slaves reminds me of some girl in my class. She was confused as to how inflation worked if we could print more money, and half the class had to explain the Great Depression to her 3 separate times

[@MrAgorar]

That guy just got arrested for human sex trafficking. And got owned by GRETA and by Greta 😂

[@dmgroberts5471]

That was Andrew Tate, an obnoxious pimp who moved to Romania because the Romanian police don't care about women. I guess he thinks the world works that way because he coerces women to work for him and give him the money they make.

[@Eclipsity]

Technically slavery also means work without payment, so-

[@sarrasmith2508]

That last TikTok lady literally melted my IQ. I genuinely feel stupider after having heard the crap she was spouting, I swear my braincells are self-harming en-masse right now.

[@noefillon1749]

Nothing to do with the subject of your comment but I love how English takes random French words to say things that exist in English in a fancy way (those words exist in French but they are not fancy at all), but it still modifies it. This "en-masse" with a dash between the two words really got me. These are two completely seperate words in French. Litterally "in mass". I don't get why English decided there would be a dash there. Sorry for my unwelcome intervention

[@johnpmchappell]

@@noefillon1749 To be fair, there is not actually a hypen there, the poster is in error. The phrase is 'en masse' with no hypen, and in more formal text is still put into italics to denote that it is a foreign phrase, not English words. All that said ... aye, English does it a lot. Those Normans, you know ;)

[@katharineoneill3892]

I only discovered you a couple of days ago but I've been binging on your videos. Especially the r/menwritingwomen subreddit. As a writer, I love how all of these ladies' chests have more personality than my characters. These are really addictive. Keep them coming!

[@slevinchannel7589]

I truly wonder: How many Republicans watch The Click? At least Conservatives cant possibly handle his videos like 'Gay-Math', yeah?

[@MR_Foffe]

@@slevinchannel7589 Whut

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@MR_Foffe Well, i just cant imagine it being many. Dont get me wrong: Not all Conservatives hate LGBT, but Ratio is a Thingy...

[@AlexPostScript]

the term 'sweater puppies' wasn't meant to be written as literal as it is by some of them i swear

[@generic_tough_guy.4830]

@@slevinchannel7589 honestly I'm here. Our main grievance with LGB is the teachers and those few nutbags thinking it's ok to hyper sexualize the schooo area and dance on stage in front of the kids. Or teach 5 year olds about it. Other than that you're honestly free to do whatever as long as you don't force it upon us to pander to you like a lot of recent events. Just don't expect us to use pronouns like In Canada where you face legal repercussions and children at 12 are allowed to go through transition surgery at will. And legally parents face jailtime for not consenting. Basically fucking kill the pedos and go keep it to yourself. Also screw neo pronouns. I refuse to accept someone identifying as a clown/demon or cat.

[@IamDrDapper]

I just wanted to say before the tsunami of comments comes: thank you click for being you, it really gives me a little breathing pocket in my tiring and depressing daily routine, so thank you Click and congrats on 1 million subs!

[@Vahlee-A]

I AM the tsunami! Just kidding, I hope you have a good day.

[@MetalMuffinJumbosoCheese]

Amen 🙏

[@lukescastle]

I hope your life gets less depressing

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

When million loyal cult member servants

[@Heroshii15]

I don’t know what a “mass gaying” would be, but it sounds amazing.

[@ethanrose9682]

A mass gaying is Pride. AKA hell yeah.

[@dianeb-r8512]

I went to the Paris Pride today (yes I am a baguette 🇫🇷) and yeah, can confirm, a mass gaying is totally WONDERFUL 😁

[@Sr_ECO]

Probably it would be a peaceful gay protest, one happened today in mexico city

[@revriee]

sign me up hell yeah !!

[@willpelkey1510]

Sign me up!

[@LevinFroggo-fs7uu]

20:48 a similar joke I have heard is that a cow has twelve legs: two in the front, two in the back, two on the left side, two on the right side, and one on every corner

[@RatPfink66]

I have 11 fingers. (holds up hand) 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 (holds up other hand) and 5 more makes 11.

[@foogod4237]

10:52 "Sodomy, speaking by experience, is the epitome of selfishness and the hatred towards God" So is it just me or did this _pastor_ just actually say that he has personal experience with sodomy, which he did because he was selfish and hated God? Interesting...

[@desi1790]

Yes!! Glad you caught that as well.... Iol

[@moonl1314]

dont worry, it's belief-centered so any objective fact is difficult to trace among different people of the singular religion, even religion itself is subjective so it's more of a kind of therapy than it is a following.

[@SpaghettyLuvsU]

Sounds like pastor used to be fun

[@guess_who_21]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that caught that

[@kitkat5153]

Love how the person insisting that Georgia isn’t a country also used the flag of Malaysia instead of the probably intended US flag. 😂

[@gabriellar4189]

I thought no one else had noticed, so glad someone's mentioning this! XD

[@LunacticInferno]

Georgia is also a country overseas.

[@RaeneTheFaerie]

@@LunacticInferno I think they know that.

[@dhi_holo]

19:35 the hesitation before it does an illegal manoeuvre is the funniest part of that video, honestly Just like, "do I do it? Yeaah!"

[@tiotheo]

I'm 110% percent positive the last lady was detailing the plot of kingdom hearts, I've never played it before but I know this is true in my hearts of hearts.

[@ScorpionTamer]

Lmao it was convoluted enough to be the plot of Kingdom Hearts 😭.

[@Demonlord4546]

My dad is a math instructor turned principal, with a PhD in mathematics. I, failed remedial math because nothing clicked for me and my brain. You have taught me something today that I didn't know, and the math finally got through my head. So thank you, you're my hero

[@francenkovcan5211]

4:49 you'd be surprised how standard the keys are, they don't randomize the cuts form 0 to 6, they just use like 5 or so industry standard templates so 1 key is highly likely to work on a completely unrelated lock in the same housing unit this is why you should always change the core if you seriously care about security

[@Elysia119]

I think i heard this the second time on this channel, and want to clear it up: In everyday use, the word "theory" often means an untested hunch, or a guess without supporting evidence. But for scientists, a theory has nearly the opposite meaning. A theory is a well-substantiated explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can incorporate laws, hypotheses and facts. The theory of gravitation, for instance, explains why apples fall from trees and astronauts float in space. Similarly, the theory of evolution explains why so many plants and animals-some very similar and some very different-exist on Earth now and in the past, as revealed by the fossil record. Facts and theories are two different things. In the scientific method, there is a clear distinction between facts, which can be observed and/or measured, and theories, which are scientists' explanations and interpretations of the facts I leave this here because it confused me at the first time too. TLDR: In scientific terms "Theory" means pretty much the explanation of the facts, not as synonim for "hypotheses" or guesses, as we use the word "theory" in everyday life.

[@CraftyVegan]

All of this. Thank you for explaining this. Hopefully people who need to learn this will see it.

[@RexxyRobin]

In short: Everyday people confuse the terms "thesis" and "theory"

[@wolfiegirl83]

Amber Heard saying that men crying is weird hurts me, and I'm not even a man. Ever since I was little, men crying never bothered me. And for a long time now I've hated the societal standard that men can't show emotions. It's pathetic. Men have feelings just as women do. They should be able to express them just as much.

[@jakobtheonlyone9983]

13:40 Peachtree dish? I think she meant a petri dish. Another sign of how much conspiracy theorists lack scietific accuracy.

[@RuneDrageon]

Honestly i think she read the previous post that mentioned it and simply has taken it as gospel.

[@nathanlaoshi8074]

That's Margie Taylor-Greene, an ELECTED Representative from Georgia. This is not a joke. We've got multiple idiots in the US Congress right now; MTG is there to make the others feel better about themselves.

[@Tyranastrasza]

She once said that, a few years back, Israel started the californian wild fires via a satellite equipped with a giant laser, so nothing coming from her mouth can surprise me anymore.

[@rnpee]

America Moment

[@mintis_creations]

yeah lol

[@mickeyyowzah]

18:08 That's calculus. That's stuff people in UNIVERSITIES are supposed to learn on math-centered specialties. I know children in China are supposed to learn harder, than in most of the other world, but not to that freaking degree.

[@cardboard_hat]

Also 18:17 is taught in 11th grade

[@SpaghettyLuvsU]

It's a very old stereotype, an example of so-called "positive" racism

[@BarEscm]

Was looking for this. There is not effing way a 3rd grader in any part of the world is beign taught that kind of equations.

[@jpolowin0]

The chemical structure is tetrahydrothiamine. It's a real thing, but I don't believe that young children are learning about its structure. At most, they might be learning that they need to have thiamine in their diets.

[@fallenleaves.soicanadornka4931]

@@jpolowin0 they're probably just learning foods that have thiamine.

[@shadeblackwolf1508]

And the saddest part, is that people thought she was smart enough to be a member of the US House of reps.

[@battlesheep2552]

How smart do you have to be to be a congressperson? All you do is take "campaign contributions" and do literally nothing to help average americans

[@shadeblackwolf1508]

@@battlesheep2552 that's the sad reality, not what we should actually want from politicians though.

[@battlesheep2552]

@@shadeblackwolf1508 and yet we keep voting them in. Democracy is a sham

[@shadeblackwolf1508]

@@battlesheep2552 the best governmemt for the people is a benevolent dictatorship, cause they have the right incentive structure to plan for long term prosparity. The problem, is that we never in the thousands of years we tried it, found a good system of transfer of control to maintain high quality leaders one generation to the next. The main benefit of elected representatives is that it should, in theory, eliminate the succession crises that plagued our many empires

[@leileyaravencroft]

Yeah, it’s super scary that they wanted her to be a representative of their state. Like… so you WANT everyone to assume you’re like her and laugh at you uncontrollably?

[@Snake_anomaly]

The thing where click was explaining how flies fly reminds me of the “there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees do not care what humans think is impossible.”

[@waffles3629]

The sound of Click's brain fleeing his body after having to read "That's why they say T-minus when they" was great.

[@OdinAUT]

My wife just looked at me strangely when I couldn't stop laughing at "hippety hoppety relativity is in your property"

[@burnttoast1150]

coincidentally enough, i stumbled upon this comment and read it the moment The Click said it and I cannot blame you for none stop laughing!

[@5Demona5]

The one that killed me was the NASA/Satan one. I love that he couldn't read it all in a mocking voice 🤣

[@HECKproductions]

i choose to believe that someone intentionally planted "peach tree dish" into facebook mom groups to make fun of them should this be correct i congratulate whichever person that was

[@alinalindfors5599]

"Tiny-ass mosquito, tiny-ass gravity" - Click 2022 Words to live by

[@tmuiuocrndqs]

"Tiny ass-mosquito, tiny ass-gravity" -Not Click

[@marcor815]

I love how after the click-academy at about 7:20 „I can do this professionally“ and then a light goes up in Clicky‘s Head „I AM doing this professionally, I get paid for this“

[@heatherduke7703]

Marjorie Taylor Greene spells and pronounces it like “peachtree” dish and got elected to Congress 🤦‍♀️

[@andrewhawkins6754]

Twice.

[@The_real_Arovor]

She also spoke of „Gazpacho Police“ when she probably meant „Gestapo“. Idiocracy more and more seems like a prophecy than a comedy nowadays. 🙈

[@dmgroberts5471]

"Ms Taylor Greene often says words" is perhaps the kindest thing I have to say about that monster. I mean, what the hell even is a "Trans-terrorist?"

[@yzma9959]

I guess the water-skeptical guy was talking about distilled water being not hydrating (or rather than that, it increases the amount of urine produced, doesn't supply you with necessary electrolites and isn't bound by anything, so it can end up dehydrating you if you tried to drink it for some reason), but the conclusion he came up with when he clearly didn't understand what he was told is just...wow Edit: I probably should be more specific, I’m not saying distilled water is poison, the impact of drinking it occasionally is very low. Making a habit of drinking only distilled water may have a noticeable impact on your body, one glass will not (I have drank it myself, I know it wouldn’t be health-threatening).

[@LucyHeartfiliaasdfghj]

drinking destilled water will do even worse than just make you dehydrated- it having less mineral content than the water in your cells will cause your cells to burst as the minerals get sucked out of them to achieve balance of mineral levels on both sides. In small amounts, it will kind of feel like you drank something too hot and burnt your tongue (since the tissue is damaged)- in large amounts, it will kill you long before actual dehydration gets you

[@John_Weiss]

There's this thing known as, "chemical potential." Being mixed together is sometimes a lower energy state than being separated. Some substances want to move from, "we're all concentrated over here," to, "there's a low concentration of us over there, because that, too, is a lower energy state. And Nature is lazy, so systems always try to move from higher energy to lower. (Unless something stops them.) This is how and why our lungs work, and how and why digestion works. The concentration of CO2 is higher in the blood in our lungs than it is in the air in our lungs. So, the CO2 wants to move to where the concentration is lower - that's chemical potential at work! Conversely, the concentration of Oxygen in our lungs is higher in the air and lower in the blood, so chemical potential "pushes" the oxygen from the air across the walls of lungs into the bloodstream. The same thing happens with nutrients in our digestive system. Sugars, amino acids, vitamins, minerals, electrolytes… they're all at waaaaay higher concentrations in our digestive tract (usually) than in our bloodstream, so chemical potential kicks in and moves them all across the intestinal lining into the bloodstream. Distilled water, being nothing but H2O, drops the concentration of the stuff in your gut more than tap water. But not by much if you only have one glass. In fact neither does. If, however, you drink a large enough quantity of water … and it doesn't matter if it's distilled or not … it can drop the concentration of nutrients in your intestines so low that it's _less_ than the concentration of those same nutrients in your blood. And that will send the chemical potential in the _opposite direction._ Uh Oh! Nutrients will move out of the bloodstream into the gut. Again, this takes a hell of a lot of water and it really doesn't matter whether it's distilled or not.

[@awfuldynne]

Someone was saying distilled water was dangerous. I asked them for details: What essential minerals does tap water have and in what quantities? How much distilled water does it take to deplete the body's minerals? They never got back to me with that information. Or if they did, KZbin never gave me the notification. Looking up some things on my own, it sounds like so long as you're getting the minerals you need in your diet and you're not a high-performance athlete who needs an electrolyte drink to prevent muscle cramps, the main health risk with distilled water is weaker dental enamel (and thus, more cavities) compared to if you were drinking fluoridated tap water. The other site I looked at described distilled water as one of the purest forms of drinking water; I don't think that'd be a valid description if it actually resulted in dehydration.

[@syrelian]

@@awfuldynne Valid descriptions are iffy, H2O is technically the purest form of water, and is drinkable, being The Purest doesn't make it The Best Meanwhile the guy above seems to uhh, misunderstand how chemicals and resources move in the body

[@yzma9959]

@@John_Weiss well it does matter a bit if you were to actually drink only distilled water for a long period of time. One glass or even one bottle would obviously not do you any harm, but it’s not the best way to get hydrated. I agree it’s not as big of a deal as this individual was making it out to be, but I guess that’s where he got that idea from.

[@flyingprist]

15:45 - Small correction here, Newton's model of gravity isn't best to predict all the planets in our solar system. The first place that it failed was in predicting Mercury's Orbit around the sun. This lead to people assuming there was another planet closer to the sun (similar to how they found Neptune) . This planet was also named 'Vulcan'. However when no other evidence of it was found, the idea was discarded. That's where Einstein came along and showed how his theory worked in this situation. So Newtonian Gravity fails near massive objects like the sun.

[@hypernovasoup]

15:06 I feel like a better comparison would be “I support owning knives, just not using them to stab people”

[@StarParticleShade]

I LOVE that you do Click Academy. I wish you'd do it on a second channel, because I have NEVER understood math, but you make it feel so simple! I've learned more from you than the 4 years of high school math I took...........

[@miirami5761]

Respect for Click that he still has the energy to continuously answer stupid conspiracy with scientific explanations and common sense.

[@whoiskomet]

36:53 There is a quote from ISWM that says something along the lines of "When given infinite choices, probability is just certainty waiting for its turn" which is pretty fitting for what you said. Nice video!

[@laurendoe168]

Did MTG really say "Peach tree dish???" smh - this speaks volumes. She has so little knowledge about science to know it's a petri dish.

[@nailguncrouch1017]

She also gave us the gazpacho police.

[@stoppit9]

They do this on purpose because they know it gets more attention

[@laurendoe168]

@@stoppit9 I REALLY don't think MTG is that clever - I really don't.

[@phoenixfire8978]

She is from Georgia. Lots of peaches in Georgia.

[@laurendoe168]

@@phoenixfire8978 LOL. Yeah, maybe she's used peach tree dishes.

[@theomegangryffindor7950]

No, good evening to YOU Click. YOU look wonderful today.

[@pixel_lotus]

I feel like Click would be an amazing school tutor for students struggling to understand certain subjects. The way he explains everything is so interesting with examples and drawing visuals for us to easily understand it with him. I love that!

[@missnaomi613]

I believe he did do that for a while, years ago.

[@AshyProductions]

15:19 But that's just a theory A GAY THEORY Thanks for watching

[@theodorebarton4256]

10:50 I love that the pastor said “speaking from experience” when talking about sodomy

[@__Insanity_]

Hang on a second... Something ain't adding up

[@Dovah_Slayer]

So he's a closeted homosexual not surprised

[@johanhi2]

The answer to the starting question is obviously: "The RRRRRm is the favourite body part of a pirate."

[@laserman9566]

No it tis the AYYEEEE

[@ianmoseley9910]

It is obviously the bucking ears

[@TheBahamunt]

I thought it was the ARRRRse... I was almost right I guess.

[@fluffybirdy]

Also, RE: 32:00 ... There's more than a few animals that break that idea. Hyenas are probably the most common example but... Yeah.

[@elaineb7065]

My top thought was penguins

[@hachnslay]

31:50 - the piece they were missing: The power grid was overloaded because everyone was running their air conditioner because there was a heat wave.