Creamy Flurries: Poundland Twinkies | Ashens

[@davidfirth]

I always assumed the plastic flavour of Hostess products was down to additives that weren't legal to sell in the EU (kind of how ingredients to US Mountain Dew aren't legal here). So I'm surprised that the Poundland alternative is even more chemically.

[@jenwren1743]

oh my god, it would literally make my life complete if you would reply to me. seriously, I would cry. if you say jen you're dead cool I could literally die a happy person. but even if you don't it feels so amazing to know that YOU might read some thing I've commented on. salad fingers for life!!! I read somewhere you might be continuing, I really really hope its true!!

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Didn't expect to see you here!! Your series is terrifying!

[@tehblackarachnid]

Maybe they could replace the cream with CREAM and that would help the taste.

[@jacobp.2024]

jen wren Jen you're dead cool

[@turnbull832]

@@jenwren1743 you're dead, cool!

[@seanpatterson186]

Shaving foam in a bath sponge

[@anthonybradley1555]

@@schnauzer93 pretty much tastes like it too, not very nice at all.

[@shiloallard186]

@@schnauzer93 I agree

[@AI_and_I_Lyrics]

America in a nutshell

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

Modern Hostess products don't at all taste like the Hostess products they had back when "Hostess" was an actual company before they went out of business. The products were great, and then, when they went out of business, what I think happened was all these other companies purchased the ability to slap the Hostess name on their "Look alike" cakes and products. The "Hostess Apple Pies" for instance aren't at ALL the "Hostess Apple Pies" that they had previously. They're cheap, mushy, knock offs with the "Hostess" name slapped on them. The Twinkies are smaller than the originals and the cake is different and the filling is much.. lighter and cheaper tasting. The same thing goes for the chocolate cupcakes. It's like the people who have the new "Hostess" products have cut corners and cheapened up these recipes to the point where they're to the level of the crap knock-offs that we avoided back in the 80's, but now, since we have nothing to compare it to, and they have the name, people are saying, "It's Hostess!!! They're the best of the bunch!" When actually they're NOTHING LIKE what they used to be. They're garbage now.

[@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89]

Agreed

[@1ppo]

Yeah the original Hostess products were pretty good. I'll never touch the modern "Hostess" products again after I tasted my first one though.

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

I used to love the Hostess Apple Pies and used to get them all the time. After Hostess went under and the "New Hostess" emerged, I remember buying my first "Hostess Apple Pie" after that point, really happy that someone had "picked up the torch". I immediately noticed that something was wrong with it. It looked physically nothing like the old apple pie. It was smaller. It also didn't have near the amount of icing on it that the old ones did. The crust was mushy and soggy, where on the old ones, the crust was firm. I instantly realized that this was a bait and switch. It was NOT a "Hostess Apple Pie" in that "Hostess Apple Pie" box. Even the filling was different. It was thicker and the apples inside were chopped finer than the previous version. I quickly learned that all these Hostess products that they were making now were the Hostess knock off companies who paid to grab the name to slap on their knock offs. Oh, they claim that they're using the same ingredients that the original Hostess products use... but they're certainly not using them in the same amounts, nor are they baking them in the same way, and they're certainly not mentioning anything that they're adding, in addition to the fact that they cut the portion size of the original Hostess products down to about 1/3 of what they once were. Those Twinkies are bite size, shot glass, things compared to what they were when Hostess was originally making them.

[@mrbrown2186]

I think it's universal. Everything has gone to shit nowadays. I live in England it's all up the wall now. It started with coke about 35 years ago and will continue in a downward spiral. They count on everyone who tasted the original products dying or at least a big enough passage of time going by so the next generation who try that particular product don't know what the original tasted like, and think the modern excuse for (insert product name here) is how it's supposed to be.

[@VcSaJen]

You mean already-not-very-great Twinkies became even more not-great?

[@Leetgrain]

"Oooh, an intriguing log!" I see Ashens' colonoscopy training is coming into good use.

[@joabthejavelin5119]

Twinkies used to be good, but sometime in the 2000's the recipe was changed. Hostess today is a different company. The original Hostess went out of business.

[@5roundsrapid263]

Joab the Javelin I was working at a supermarket when they went under. The old ones came in fresh from a local plant, the new ones are frozen from out of state.

[@2RG_]

Yeah I used to like ho hos, they taste like ass now.

[@michaelparker2449]

Maybe after years of eating them you got used to how shit they originally tasted, then after they went out of production your tastebuds recovered and see they always tasted like shit.

[@Rangersilver6]

no, they did in fact change, they were never great, but they used to be better.

[@aaronjackson1875]

Never had a good Twinkie.

[@UCSPanther20]

"Doo-deet! Doo-deet! Doo-doot!" "ULAAAACK!" That never gets old...

[@sineupp]

Aftertaste of Doom, that's a name for a heavy metal band if I ever have heard one.

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

Was thinking you tasted a video game or something and I was like ew

[@scottbreon9448]

Or an emo band, LOL

[@9Tailsfan]

Or an attack name of an Anime/manga/video game character.

[@qdfxrg]

Our you know, a doom metal band Or maybe sludge metal

[@SherlocksLeftNipple]

Sounds like a tie-in energy drink for DOOM: Eternal. I'd buy a can. 😂

[@jumbojimboplaysgames260]

"Creamy Furries". 5 stars from the Guardian. 4.5 by the Spectator. 'Essential Reading' by the Daily Mail.

[@evolt7553]

''Creamy Furries: Pounding Twinks''

[@his_purpose3]

@@evolt7553 you vile creature

[@Lynk_SJ]

The packaging for the creamy flurries is actually kinda nice I enjoy the aesthetic

[@rich1051414]

I don't trust any cake in an opaque packaging. Might be an american thing though.

[@custodeon]

@@rich1051414 They're usually quite shiny, but yeah, most of our pre-packaged food is in opaque bags.

[@rich1051414]

In the US, most soft baked goods come in transparent bags. I think it is mostly due to the fear of the food inside being moldy :) Or crushed. Not the case for harder things, like cookies(what you call biscuits).

[@Lynk_SJ]

Richard Smith I meant the packaging irrespective of the product inside, like it could have sheeps blood in it and i would still like the packet

[@TheHutchy01]

Even when Poundland's stuff is shit (which is weirdly rare, only bad thing that was own brand I've had from there was a dire apple pie) the packaging is genuinely incredibly well designed. It's almost like the guy who does this boxes actually takes pride in his work and tries.

[@McHeisenburger]

“5 creamy Furries: The Slash Fiction” Yeah, I’d read that.

[@petrussillanpaa9161]

When it comes to furries slash fiction is all that there is.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

"Do me like your taking me to Pound-land, Ashey-Kun!!~" XD

[@McHeisenburger]

+JakeSpacePirate E Don’t you ever fucking do that again.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@McHeisenburger What? I'd thought you said you'd read it..

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

Name not found I’m a furry and I wouldn’t read that. Sounds like a cheesy sci fi porno

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i read the title as "creamy furries" and was really beginning to question the direction of the channel.

[@Karmy.]

One of us One of us One of us

[@TeamBelmont91]

*CALL THE CDC AND THE EPA AT ONCE BEFORE THE CONTAGION CONSUMES US ALL!*

[@jtlinux7174]

why not?

[@Karmy.]

@@TheMarioManiac the haters are a waste of space in this world, not us

[@ProphecyPhrase]

That would be an interesting turn of events.

[@HarryGaming-]

The life of a Poundland Flurrie: Stage 1: Similar Twinkies taste Stage 2: Real cakey taste Stage 3: Rancid chemical taste

[@gibsondanny]

Its quite telling, just how miserable my life is, that 5:27 is the best surprise I've had in years.

[@trixtrax]

cracked pavement but does lol surprise you with stuart anymore?

[@CJ-ig6ox]

I died 😂

[@LilLeanCuisine]

Trixtrax LoL

[@devboyd1783]

Same, dude.

[@santumChannelYes]

I like how you made a “nom” sound when you bit on them

[@Completionist666]

Gotta love that a uk based KZbinr uploads at silly o’clock in the uk

[@pjomayo]

If you knew how long it takes to upload..anything on KZbin..

[@ProphecyPhrase]

1:30am. Best time to upload a video.

[@Karmy.]

I might have to use "silly o'clock" occasionally now

[@stonedsavage7814]

Jimbo Hardizzle he lives in the isle of man. no such thing as good internet there mate

[@crazyluigi6664]

OwO

[@pkunkbwok]

'Creamy Flurries' was my porno name back in the 70s

[@MandoYote]

I know. I was there.

[@kyoushuu_]

@@MandoYote I was the camera man

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

@@kyoushuu_ I was a fluffer

[@MDPToaster]

“Five creamy furries” Dear god Ashes, I never could’ve guessed you were into that sort of thing.

[@Karmy.]

Hehe

[@OdaSwifteye]

Something he will only regret for a moment.

[@crazyluigi6664]

OWO

[@mileidyclass]

He said _flurries_ not _furries_ . God, did you people even pay attention to the video? Jk

[@vedde7309]

can't wait to see that quite referenced on Furry_IRL ewe

[@J0hnzie]

Ashens being a worshipper of Grandaddy Nurgle puts alot of things on both this channel and Barshens into context.

[@laerin7931]

Certainly explains how he can eat all that outdated food and survive.

[@J0hnzie]

@@laerin7931 Excessive eating your think would be Slaanesh, but if its excessive eating of rotten and expired foodstuff, thatd be nurgle, right? Maybe both. Until the sex toy reviews start...

[@laerin7931]

Well, Ashens doesn't really eat excessively, small bites and all. Then again, Slaanesh would probably be about eating some rare and unique food. Something with a flair, maybe like 180 year old olives that were rescued from a long-dead ship? And seeing how Nurgle and Slaanesh get along relatively well, Stuart might just be honoring them both at once.

[@J0hnzie]

@@laerin7931 Poundland special: Cashier Clippings

[@Annihilord]

Delicious Heresy hmmmmm

[@Dndee-kg7le]

The Poundland version looks like an actual sponge. Where's the cut back to the sofa at the end to say the vodka didn't do it? I feel cheated.

[@simonj48]

He switched up to using bleach. He's dead now.

[@sholahverassa8582]

And I bet, you can use it as one. Well, as one, hailing from Poundland. Hmm, guess, the amount of vodka needed to properly rinse the palates was too high for any further recording.

[@dentistguba]

Washing sponge injected with bathroom caulk.

[@smilingboss77]

5:25 i have no idea why this made me laugh so hard, you seriously fooled me, stuart.

[@niklasnieminen3097]

Do more military MRE’s mate!

[@GldnClaw]

Could we get him together with Steve1989MREInfo? I'd love to see those two play off each other.

[@TheParanormalPieman]

@@GldnClaw let's get this out on a tray.... NICE! Mmmmkayy

[@AgentTasmania]

Leon Intercontinental colab is rather difficult

[@jamesmiles2090]

Yes, please do. I sent some to Barry that he doesnt seem to be using, perhaps, you could nick one of them :)

[@curlminion]

We already have the "nice, let's get this out on a tray" man aka steve

[@Magmafrost13]

Love how the Flurries have way nicer packaging

[@TheFreakyFanatic]

Twinkies used to taste different, but they changed the recipe back in 2013. The Twinkie prior to that didn't have that odd chemically aftertaste that the current version does.

[@Kiralitess]

That is because Hostess when bankrupt and then the company and name were bought out. July of 2013 is when said new company holders brought Twinkies and other Hostess products back. I feel like they either somehow lost\couldn't get the proper recipes for each product, or they started using cheaper ingredients and methods to make them. For one thing, the new Twinkies are just a bit smaller and they have less cream in them, and the cake isn't as soft as it use to be. Look at the one in the video, notice how the bottom of the Twinkie is thicker than they use to be and how it looks like they overcooked said bottom. I clearly remember every Twinkie I ate before they got bought out was consistently the same light golden color around the whole Twinkie, including the bottom.

[@TheFreakyFanatic]

I have to disagree. The older version did have somewhat of an aftertaste but I don't think it was really chemically. I remember it being more of a sweeter aftertaste, but hey feel free to disagree. Also, memory is a fickle bitch.

[@TheFreakyFanatic]

+Manga Man I know the reasons behind the changes. I thought about saying that myself, but I am faaaaar to lazy to type all that.

[@mothturtle7897]

I tried a twinkle back in 2007/2008 and it definitely had a very rancid chemical aftertaste. If it's even worse now, god help us all.

[@altaparks3627]

nah the "change" that happened when hostess did that publicity stunt was that they started making Twinkies smaller by like 2 centimeters

[@123Yellowberry123]

"The aftertaste of doom"

[@MrTBoneSF]

It's questionable whether the Twinkies made today have the same flavor as even Twinkies from ten years ago. Hostess went bankrupt in 2012 and all their products went out of production. A company bought the name from the remnants of Hostess and started up again under "Hostess Brands" but had no relation to the original company. Apparently at the time they did change the recipe by adding more preservatives to increase the shelf life (which originally was at most three weeks despite popular myth) to over a month and a half. It's also unclear if the new company even had access to the original recipe or if they simply winged it. And Twinkies have changed many times over the years. They originally had banana cream filling, but were forced to switch to vanilla during WWII due to banana shortages. After WWII, Hostess didn't switch back because people were used to the new flavor (similar to how Hershey chocolate switched formulations during WWII to be more heat resistant and kept the new recipe because "why mess with something that sells?").

[@TheHutchy01]

Hershey really should consider changing either the recipe or name of their "Chocolate" because calling that stuff chocolate is practically defaming Cacao.

[@GorlWorldComments]

the most excellent 2024 Rewatch of Dr Ashens video catalogue

[@DanFoolio]

"It's in me mouth, and it's not great"

[@KnuxKitsune]

A possible line from the slash fiction

[@Stoneman4]

"oh shit son I told a lie" the best thing ashens has ever said

[@therunawaykid6523]

We need an “oh shit sooonnnnn” compilation 😏😉

[@georgesears934]

God dammit Ashens, what the hell am I supposed to name MY slash fiction then? Stars abusing their status, I tells yah!

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

George Sears 6 creamy furries more is better

[@Mayyde]

I could listen to Stuart's slurping, chewing, nose whistling, and lips smacking forever.

[@higherquality]

gross

[@louismendes4743]

@@higherquality its a sex thing

[@postalduderealwife]

whAT IN TARNATION-

[@thecollierreport]

Yes, but why

[@MineMiguel40]

@@thecollierreport why not

[@Nitrinoxus]

Middle Flurry... Is it me, or does that sound like the setting of a children's fantasy novel? 'Middle Flurry, below the sprawling High Plains of the Thalamadoo, in the great and terrible shadow of Mount Yonk...'

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

Mark Hashman write a book

[@azure.blue567]

Omg I would definitely read that. Sounds nostalgic ✨

[@Nitrinoxus]

@@azure.blue567 I'll have to get to work on a book that uses that. Might re-read _The Phantom Tollbooth_ to get in the right mindset, that line kinda has the same vibe.

[@mads9112]

I don't know what it is about the *aaammph* noise you make whenever you put anything into your mouth that makes it so therapeutic but it's one of my favorite parts of your videos

[@hdspade]

oh shit son i told a lie!

[@EdwardianTea]

Karl Pilkington what you doing here?

[@onekid10]

*TELLING LIES*

[@Porkey_Minch]

He gets me every time with that.

[@Peskeh]

when can we expect to see a crowdfunding campaign for this "5 Creamy Furries"?

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

Not in a million years.

[@GusBDamme]

was literally typing on my phone when i thought "i wonder if theres any barshens or ashens videos ive missed" then a notification pops up for this, GET OUT OF MY HEAD ASHENS, you haven't paid the rent in months

[@fattonymondi]

There's a company on the East Coast in the US (Philadelphia, New Jersey area) Tastykake. They have a version that tastes more like the original Twinkie than the current terrible Hostess ones.

[@DanH34]

The conspiracy theorist in me sometimes wonders whether Twinkies contain the waste-products from some sort of profitable industry. They do have a slightly petrochemical tang to them.

[@caustichyena5906]

1:30 who wants a creamy furry in their lunchbox?

[@Karmy.]

Me

[@balllord8580]

@@Karmy. of course you bloody do

[@Name2site]

4:56 "Oh gawd, it feels like I've been drinking that stuff the Joker fell in." Next follow up video we will find Ashen's face has turned very white and his lips very red.

[@purpleravenstar]

Creamy furries with e621?

[@Kari-tu3fs]

thats where the slightly salty taste comes from.

[@annaleemorris717]

I like furry porn

[@nicrobe9443]

@@annaleemorris717 Everyone does, inside

[@matcha6710]

@@nicrobe9443 Some just want to hide it, in fear of mockery, which is accurate.

[@thatonebackgroundcharacter2194]

Mätchä I remember I used to hide it... Now I’m a full on furry! Oh how quickly times can change

[@brianartillery]

I always imagine that Twinkies were an accidental byproduct of a scientist who was looking for a new cavity wall insulating foam, or brake pads for a Douglas DC-3.

[@able-fox]

"Like licking the dark god Nurgle" has got to be the best (worst?) undorsement I have ever heard.

[@brobot7695]

I've slowly stopped watching ashens for a while now and now that i'm watching this, i've realized how he is still making videos like before. Keep up the videos, stuart!

[@spammalina]

Can't beat a Cadbury Chocolate Mini Roll

[@llpalm08]

Yes you can, with two Cadbury Chocolate Mini Rolls ;)

[@skyr1447]

Jaffa cake rolls my man 😍

[@BobMonkeypimp]

Jam a Cadbury biscuit finger into a Cadbury mini roll. You're welcome.

[@jacket5674]

Cadbury's: chocolate fingers:

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@jacket5674 cadburys snowy fingers though 🤤🤤🤤

[@tranquility1967]

"off to rinse my mouth out with something.... Probably (pause) Vodka!?!?! Yes this pleases me

[@lunakitty1990]

5 creamy furries... great Ashens now someone is gonna make a NSFW art of that idea lol

[@Karmy.]

Yes

[@Gustav_Kuriga]

I can show you 50 pictures on my hard-drive of five creamy furries. No need to make new art of it I assure you.

[@crazyluigi6664]

I wonder if anyone's interested in being a part of such a new image, though... >;)

[@ogithesergal4182]

That shit would be ported to pornhub.....

[@LuigiGodzillaGirl]

If I know the Internet, it already exists.

[@therunawaykid6523]

i love whenever ashens goes:"OH SHIT SOOOOOON!" in one of his vids

[@saccharinesilk]

i really wanna read five creamy furries

[@krashd]

IT'S A CLOUD MONSTER! RUN!!

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

Too bad, his homophobic girlfriend cancelled it.

[@TheTWISTEDCREECH96]

I've been watching your vids since I was 10, now I'm 22. Time flies !

[@woodrse]

Ashens you beautiful norfolk man

[@BeaverIAB]

@@RtaincCo >Virginia More like Dollar Tree Ashens

[@CalamityHillMusic]

walmart ashens

[@georgesiv2082]

Norfolk Island?

[@김정은-l6o6u]

5 creamy furries, I swear I have seen a video called that on another website.

[@TeamBelmont91]

*Anybody else misread the title as* *_"Creamy Furries"?_*

[@Karmy.]

I'll cream your furry

[@otakon17]

You too huh?

[@TeamBelmont91]

Y4123 _N-Nani?_

[@Chrnan6710]

*_OwO_*

[@blackdragoncyrus]

1:29

[@Nugglashine]

I'm an American. Twinkies are something that you buy twice a decade for a camping trip or some such and eat one then put the box in the cupboard for 5 months until you decide to throw them away.

[@Jboy2000000]

Is anyone going to write "Five Creamy Furries," or can I have it?

[@chandranapier2259]

Jboy2000000 it probably already has been written but don’t let that stop you.

[@Anal0Avenger]

Start with a sequel like "Five creamy furries and the mystery of the doomful aftertaste"

[@iamdb1990]

"oh, shit son, I lied!" LMFAO

[@Admiral_Jezza]

5:33 Not sure if my eyes are just broken but that doesn't look like wood, it looks more like a block of coal with cream inside of it.

[@bobbybrine6547]

This is the quality content I subscribed for

[@biohazardshrimp]

"oh shit son! I told a lie!" -Ashens 2018

[@firstname9789]

I love this channel I've been watching for years.

[@dinorap1]

When I got this notification I thought the title was “creamy furries”

[@justinhamilton8647]

Awesome video man, I used to watch you religiously in the airphone video days but life got in the way. Now that I’m retired early it’s time to catch up on my favorite man and couch💜

[@somedeerboi]

Ashens: Creamy Flurries Furries: OwO

[@vadermstarr5435]

Nine-Tailed Kitsune OwO

[@alexderpyracc4053]

Yes

[@SMAAAASHTV]

The chocolate ones in the US were called Suzie Q's and were two flat pieces of chocolate spongecake with the cream between them. They also had chocodiles which were twinkee shaped, but had a chocolate frosting, like that on a mini donette or a dingdong, also made by hostess.

[@Code7Unltd]

It's a common thing with Americans to not like Twinkies. Also, Hostess of the modern day is crap. Hostess had shut down due to the employees unionizing before their name was purchased by some manufacturer who made cheap clones of Hostess' cakes. Personally, Little Debbie and their Swiss Rolls were more of my family's jam back in the late 90s/2000s. But then again, my family lived out on the edge of town surrounded by wide spaces (used for farming patches) and trees. We weren't able to do much since we only had satellite TV and dial-up at that time. Those weren't my days.

[@5roundsrapid263]

United Communications unltd. Little Debbie is more popular in the South. Hostess is more Midwestern.

[@Code7Unltd]

I'm in the midwest (Northern Bay area) for the record. It's that Little Debbie's cakes were more likely to be found since they don't sell that well in northern California, not that they're bad (They're better than what Hostess is now in my opinion). This is coming from a man in the North Bay that likes RC cola.

[@foxymetroid]

Hostess shut down because management was stupid and greedy.

[@ProtomanBluesOfficial]

Swiss Rolls are the shit 😭

[@farribastarfyre]

Pennsylvanian here. I don't know about the general consensus, but for me personally, Swiss Rolls are like the best thing ever.

[@blackbull2433]

Your food episodes are my favorite!

[@sailoroftheinternet3290]

7:27 is that a 40k reference? That was unexpected.

[@slaughterround643]

Hey, remember 10 months ago? Just wanted to give you a blast from the past lmao Have a nice day

[@SeekerZenn]

Never thought I'd hear ashens reference nurgle. So pleased I was here!

[@fableagain]

"Like I've been licking the dark god Nurgle or something."

[@jamesmiles2090]

I've been waiting for this since I saw them in the shops...worth the wait.

[@hatingontruth9118]

Damn it.. now I have to go out and buy a box of Twinkies..

[@Karmy.]

I need to buy more Twinkies, I only have 2 left currently

[@Karmy.]

Update: apparently one had been stolen :(

[@Karmy.]

Update: I have two boxes now

[@sneakycactus8815]

I love your nom sounds. Straight out of a cartoon

[@MystLunarabne]

1:31 Well, one of us is going to have to rename our stories.

[@Severin1111]

Dunno why, but ashens doing a warhammer reference really cracked me up.

[@AlexTheDoggo]

5 creamy furries... Stuart do you know what you have done?

[@jamesbrown4092]

Great: I'm watching this at quarter of three in the morning. All the shops are closed. And now I'm craving Twinkies. However, thanks to all the comments on how Hostess has got to crap, my cravings have eased to the point where I can wait until I can bake my own.

[@SpookyStarlight]

Twinkies are revolting. They just taste like chemicals. American sweets in general aren't very nice.

[@krashd]

If you love sugar though you'd struggle to find better sweets in the world. In the US dentists and confectioners have been fighting a bloody battle through the ages since the dawn of time, which is really impressive seeing as the country is only about 240 years old.

[@benanderson89]

You absolutely can find better sweets in the world. Classic British and German confectionery springs to mind, like hard boiled British sweets (pretty much pure sugar) and German Gingerbread (which is heaven sent).

[@Skaterbun]

Yeah and you know it, when likes of Kraft took over Cadburys and Nestlé took over Rowntrees (two Great British family companies), the quality and taste went down hill rapidly all those who knew them before the change could tell the difference. Trouble is in sweet and cake manufacturing whole milk, butter and cream are now replaced with inferior whey powder and a bunch of emulsifiers hardly any pure cocoa to be found whatsoever just shed loads of sugar E Numbers and cocoa butter or palm oils, yuck!

[@Cobalt985]

A lot of mass-produced chocolate in the US is absolutely horrendous. The KitKat, for example, is a million times better here in Canada than the Hershey's shit they produce there.

[@scottbreon9448]

The Swiss are known for making the best chocolate in the world. Americans load their sweets with fat and sugar (AND NOT TO MENTION OTHER FILLERS) because as the great George Carlin once said "America is BIG TIME, PIG TIME"

[@shiloallard186]

Feels like I’ve been drinking the stuff the joker fell in 😂😂😂😂

[@hunterglaspell5580]

Hostes names are perverted. I work at a local shop and on the shelf perfectly lined up were their brand of sweets in line going. Suzzie q (is a) hoho (and likes eating) dingdongs. Lol

[@krashd]

*"Would you like a ding-dong? Oh, I don't mean mine! I mean a chocolate ding-dong. Of course mine would be chocolate now that I've been dyed."*

[@hunterglaspell5580]

@BaneOfPhillipBurnell yes, yes there is

[@hunterglaspell5580]

@BaneOfPhillipBurnell lol

[@vinegar4556]

> Suzie q *Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?*

[@SwitchMenace]

Your food videos are amazing mate keep them up I’ve been watching for years and years. Also your reviews of fake tech have been amazing. Cheers ashens!

[@BenCol]

5:50 "A bloody aftertaste"? Sounds revolting!

[@RequiemJr]

"Oh shit son I told a lie!". That genuinely surprised me. Not in a lmao kind of way but a wtf kind of way. Then I laughed.

[@GreenLinzerd]

"5 creamy furries" OwO

[@Karmy.]

OwO

[@ogithesergal4182]

"Vietnam flashbacks intensifies"

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

+Ogi the sergal No, more like, "Rainfurrest flashbacks intensify"

[@Zycyzyx]

Never been a huge fan of plain Twinkies; but Zingers? Hell yes.

[@BellaDrive]

Creamy Furries

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Considering the Anime profile pic, I'd say you're very adept in knowledge of this!

[@16YOPC]

I've been watching you for years and this is the first time you had anything I have ever had. I never had a Twinkie that tastes different 20 seconds after I ate it.

[@Longlius]

"Actually, I think I'm enjoying this more than I did last time." You've been infected.

[@nodak81]

I never was very partial to Twinkies growing up but I was poor and didn't get sweets all that often so I would devour them like they were ambrosia when I got some. I still miss the cherry sweet rolls that Hostess used to make, they were my favorite.

[@RS250Squid]

Twinks rock. Sometimes Bears are fun too. Oh wait

[@Jhobe_Z]

This is the only pound land special that made me hungry from watching

[@OmegaExalted]

50 likes and I'll do a dramatic reading of "5 Creamy Furries".

[@crazyluigi6664]

OwO what's this?

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Oh, dammit, I wanna see that happen, only Seven likes so far.. :(

[@BaiZoo]

I haven't watched an Ashens video in years man. I used to be a huge fan, where did the years go....

[@sodapup83]

"Oh thats properly not good." I dont need your lack of expeirence with twinkies to know you are British

[@baileybrian9560]

"Oh shit son! i told a lie!" spoken like a true american lol

[@MazeFrame]

Best way to get strange chemical aftertaste away is questionable flavour soda stream soft drinks. Edit: Or half a bottle of vodka.

[@Shazamatazz]

We would now appreciate a video of Ashens rinsing/gargling poundland-equivalent vodka please. Thank you.

[@Weareonenation303]

4:48 Ashens DJ Tools sample.

[@vbrtrmn]

My father used to live near a Hostess Twinkee plant when he was a kid in the 50's. He said he remembers the last time he ever ate one, which was when one of the workers told him that the filling was made from shortening and powdered sugar mixed together. I guess the absurdity is they were probably all natural back then, now probably 100% chemical filling.

[@A_Player]

5 Creamy Furries? OwO

[@RandomnessCreates]

We have Twinkies in Malaysia. They're called Twiggies, we had them for a couple of decades.

[@MrHarvey1206]

I think there's something wrong with your flurries ashens, I had the chocolate ones before and I thought it was just like any other cake, I actually quite liked them

[@PugandOwn]

Harveh I had a pack and they kinda tasted like a deconstructed mini roll. obviously they weren’t anything to write home about, but they were nice enough.

[@kyle12111994]

I bought three boxes as was quite excited when I saw them, they were not nice at all... very disappointed

[@iana6713]

I have had one of those Poundland knock-offs before. Odd is probably the best word. And the most polite...!