Quicksters Microwave Wraps | Ashens

They're quick! They're microwaves! They're wraps! ...Hang on, they're not microwaves.
Fresh from Aldi, it's some stuff you can ram in a microwave and eat shortly after. Is it edible? Yes! Is it healthy? No! Is it tasty? Not really!

[@davidfirth]

A well-deserved shout-out to "Wide Lee". He's a big lad but with a heart of gold.

[@kermankaan1343]

"Big lad"

[@Rot_Soft]

Rest in peace Wide Lee. Gone but not forgotten.

[@Alex-zf9il]

Oh damn it’s the creator of salad fingers

[@genegene5953]

I love your work 🥗 💓

[@staticfanatic]

hi devd!

[@vapecatgaming476]

I love how genuinely upset Ashens sounded when he found it was a sausage rather than meat balls.

[@aerodrift891]

change your profile picture

[@vapecatgaming476]

@@aerodrift891 to what? , I'm gonna give you all the creative power

[@aerodrift891]

@@vapecatgaming476 idk

[@vapecatgaming476]

@@aerodrift891 bruh...

[@aerodrift891]

i just hate seeing people with the pfp just keep it im autistic as shit ngl

[@dudebro5212]

"You can't call it a meatball if it's not a ball of meat" Yeah but "Hot Italian Meat Log" doesn't sound particularly appetizing

[@fallensparrow6402]

Dude Bro that sounds like part of a porn video's name. "Slut rides hot italian meat log"

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Fallen Sparrow stop plz

[@drewsmith3673]

Speak for yourself.

[@StandardGoose]

I can confirm that the meatball log is not the norm. I've eaten them more than once, on purpose.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@BillyBob-vi7fq they choose an abusive Mario???? WHO hits donkey Kong with a whip.....while his CHILD watches? That Mario??? (Watch mattpats theory you'll understand better lol)

[@davidlathrop9360]

It sometimes feels like the unstated rule of food production is "food for the poor shall not have flavor, or that flavor shall be salt."

[@vicroc4]

It's really kind of an... as-salt

[@iggykidd]

ironically, instant foods aren't really that cheap in price, either. And you're forgetting the other flavor, deathly sweet

[@lionguardant5468]

sugar and salt are the cheapest way to make these things last as long as they do, so

[@hamzasultan96]

I'm sorry but this is for the lazy more than it is for the poor.

[@iggykidd]

@@hamzasultan96 correct, foods like this or McDonald's are not actually cheap, they're just convenient

[@hugobromme1428]

"Not really feeling that sausage." Ashens - 2018

[@mightydegu]

Hugo Brömme words to live by.

[@blob1190]

Hugo Brömme 'Do I really want to put all this in my mouth? The answer is no but I'm bloody going to' Ashens - 2018

[@CeeCeeismadYT]

This video is full of the greatest Ashens quotes 😂

[@lajoswinkler]

Obviously inspired by Wide Lee.

[@beth3667]

“Hmm, look at that anaemic sausage”

[@bigzoop3890]

there was a guy at my sixth form that literally ate these and only these for lunch every day for two whole years. He bought them in bulk and a whole shelf of the common room fridge was just filled to the brim with quicksters microwave wraps, he also once flipped his absolute shit because someone used the microwave before him and he said he had to go first because otherwise 'it would compromise the flavour of my wrap'

[@SardonicCrows]

DO NOT COMPROMISE THE WRAP

[@danielholoweckyj9098]

Sounds like he wasn't 'all there'.

[@bigzoop3890]

Daniel Holoweckyj no joke, he’s currently serving a sentence for white supremacy related charges so I’m not surprised.

[@SardonicCrows]

@@bigzoop3890 The Microwave Wrap to White Supremacy Pipeline

[@jinzo1171]

Big Zoop it’s always interesting how these dysgenic and socially outcast men think white supremacy is for them, like, didn’t the nazis hate retards?

[@escapist83]

"Look at how anemic that sausage is.." So.. should I put my pants back on now?

[@5erase]

lmfao

[@ajaxlewis7664]

Taste test first...

[@hannahridgeway5373]

Oh god 😂

[@kevinhaggerty8144]

Watching ashens would be the hardest wank.

[@dotsyt7765]

Oh god xD

[@samfrisby6135]

Here lies Stuart ‘Ashens’ Ashen (2092-2018) “Not really feeling that sausage”

[@c4715]

1992 surely

[@samfrisby6135]

Oh no no, he is from the future of course.

[@kauekairony990]

Ashens "Stuart" Ashen*

[@bigal640]

@@kauekairony990 *Brother Ash Ashens

[@AgentTasmania]

December 1976

[@sirwoollyjumper4893]

Ahh the famous insanely fast Aldi UK cashiers. The only people faster than a Formula 1 pit crew. Which makes me wish that Aldi will sponsor a team for F1, imagine how fast the pitstops would be!

[@lucian1311_]

They're not allowed to lest they break the fabric of reality with their speed

[@justmijosh]

It’s the same for my local Aldi in the US lol

[@DomenBremecXCVI]

It's the same with Aldis (named Hofer here, but it's just a naming thing) in Slovenia...

[@ZTanMURReneRs]

Don't really have this experience with Aldi in the Netherlands(or I haven't noticed) but then we have the other Aldi so maybe it's that.

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

Breaking news wheel lug nuts kill f1 fans as Aldi cashiers are used as pit crew

[@nobel11]

That meatball sausage looks like it was prepared by Chef Excrements.

[@AlisonBryen]

Walter Hunt An excellent comment

[@Charles-jj2su]

This made me laugh 😆

[@Georgey0121]

fagin wouldn't eat this

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

@@AlisonBryen excrement comment*

[@AlisonBryen]

@@Around_blax_dont_relax Touché *bows in reverence*

[@gtfafm1036]

That meatball reveal couldn't have been any more perfect. "It's literally just a sausage."

[@Consural]

_"If you are very hungry, it would stop you being hungry."_ - Stuart "ashens" Ashen, while reviewing some food, 2018.

[@Anal0Avenger]

Surely you meant "food"

[@VortexKiller2]

Ah yes the floor is made out of floor

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"Damn I'm hungry, I could eat anything" sees the microwave wrap "on second thought, maybe I'm not _that_ hungry..."

[@RockaRaven]

*"Not really feeling that sausage."* Briefly, Ashens' life flashed before his eyes. Just what sausage had he been able to truly *feel?*

[@lovepooky]

His own

[@fduranthesee]

Ha! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[@jesselopez5708]

Succ

[@Ella-ki9kq]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sakovri]

Cali, well he did once write a song called "I feel sausages", so.

[@s70rk]

Flashback shot: Ashens eating his grandmothers wallpaper in the 70s

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

Mmm.p lead

[@koholos]

@@thecatpersonuk9962 delicious wall candy.

[@prathampatel6670]

The logo looks like it should be a battery company

[@Wren6991]

A salt and battery company?

[@sirtanon1]

Shut up and give me a pudding pop

[@stitcha123]

You should be charged for amaking a shit joke like that

[@M364A]

oh yeah I want the logo in a battery company

[@ChevyCamaroIsBetter]

From the 80s

[@Graylord88]

"Warning, although every effort has been done to remove bone, some small bones may remain." Have you really made every effort then?

[@IanC14]

It's one of those lawyer advised warnings, just in case

[@kasandraannmarie751]

That’s not reassuring

[@SixArmedSweater]

@@kasandraannmarie751 Sometimes I get tiny bits of bone in my chicken.

[@150booyadragon]

@@kasandraannmarie751 it's the same reason Americans need to put "caution hot" on fresh orders of coffee

[@RuRaynor]

@@150booyadragon that's because an old lady got really badly scalded by coffee that was being served ridiculously hot. She had 3rd degree burns all over her lap and her skin fused to her wheelchair. McDonald's dragged her name through the mud and made people think she was a moron.

[@guyfawkes9951]

Aldi is actually a German company. The stores are also spreading across the US as well. There are actually two Aldi companies. Aldi Nord and Aldi Süd operated by two brothers. Aldi Süd is known in the states as "Aldi". Aldi Nord is known in the states as "Trader Joe's". The more you know...

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I didn't realize that with Trader Joe's

[@therealtheauthenticjotarok1585]

Same here

[@Ocaljr]

Trader Joe's tastes like Norwegian Death

[@Zakkday]

Woah, vastly different places.

[@ryanbarker5217]

when i first found out about trader joe's i was surprised. anyway, there's one aldi close to me which i shop now and then, one a bit further, but it's bigger and has a few different things. good produce and the prices are reasonable. generally, though you've never heard of the brands, it's pretty decent quality. just take your own bags or use their boxes, it's like sam's club like that.

[@FuzzyNinjaful]

"That's a very anemic sausage." -Ashens and my girlfriend

[@pyrolick2]

The warning label on the back of the box warning about "Every effort to remove bones has been made," was great.

[@iggykidd]

well, what more could we really ask of them

[@1WEareBUFO1]

We did what we could

[@BrainScratchComms]

Aldi exists in the U.S. too, I've driven past a few here and there. The only thing I really know about them is that they're one of the two and a half companies in the U.S. that isn't neurotic about employees "looking lazy" and will actually let cashiers sit down while doing their jobs for which being on their feet should not be required. Which every company should do, but like I say... Americans are neurotic about employees "looking lazy." - Lewis

[@Japanlover79]

As a retail worker I agree

[@ovaltineforlife4778]

It's actually safer to sit, too.

[@CeePritch]

Funniest thing is now in the UK people practically avoid having to go to a checkout with a person now. Most like myself prefer to go to the self scan and tap our phone/card to pay and leave.

[@frowlinian8175]

@@CeePritch idk how aldi's specifically are in the UK but in the US those people have mastered the art form of scanning items... it's seriously a joy just to see how fast they go through 20 million items in half a femtosecond, not even sure any around me even have self checkout, neither of my regular ones do atleast and I can just imagine those lines judging from how slow people are at them in Walmart. But imo they more than make up for their "lazy" factor by working quadruple time... I seriously cant get over just how fast they are... I know it's a simple thing but still...

[@billmilligan1705]

Unfortunately it's a part of retail life in the UK too. My current employer follows the American practice of cancelling holidays at 4hrs notice, getting you to work two shifts for free on your holiday and doesn't pay redundancies just hits employees with disciplinaries until they can legitimately fire them or fire for not being flexible enough. Such is retail life in the UK

[@trashcompactorYT]

We have tons of Aldi here in the US. There’s no music so you just hear feet squeaking and people coughing

[@Doncornuto]

You know, I'm german and so is Aldi. And yet I never noticed that Aldi doesn't play music O_o

[@bentramer682]

I've never been in one but now im arguing with myself about it.

[@cameronyoungcg9270]

@@Doncornuto I've never noticed it either actually.

[@garyk1334]

Don't play music in the UK but ashens is right about the cashiers , their hands do move 15x light speed

[@sssj806]

@@iixxxii7xxxii582 ASDA used to play music, do they not anymore?

[@victorgigante5374]

"Italian-style sauce." As in, it may have been somewhere in the same post code as an Italian at some point.

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

He was adding the ‘special sauce’

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

@@thecatpersonuk9962 Or "Vinesauce", if you get that reference,

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

More like italian style as in, someone who has a single great grandparent from Italy has looked at it once from a distance.

[@zoura_3025]

It flew over Italy during the import.

[@ComputerClan]

During that meatball microwave a Batman transition, I got a mid-roll ad for Olive Garden meatballs. Well done, Google.

[@IanC14]

Dude you watch Ashens too?

[@Niagaranobs]

Dude you watch ashens too?

[@ComputerClan]

@Shiba Nita Dude you watch Ashens, too? Oh, wait…

[@sweetdude1298]

No you didn't, you're just saying that for the comedic effect

[@lostglaceon9274]

@@sweetdude1298 Two years ago, and probably in a different place of the world than you. Understand that KZbin's algorithm and current ads change _constantly_, which is why you probably didn't see that ad.

[@iluvsye4857]

The fact his plates were still clean when he cut the food

[@naxzed_it]

When you're eating it on a plane and realising it: The food is plastic! Terrorist voice: We were feeding you plastic wraps so you were distracted. The IED is ready. *Nokia Arabic Ringtone plays*

[@Phoebe5448]

Sorcery!! ... or should that be... Sauce-ery?? *rimshot*

[@Aquab0t]

For some reason I watch this particular episode all the friggin time

[@nowisee8309]

same

[@theshankman8682]

@@nowisee8309 why do I keep coming back

[@Remls]

Welcome back

[@toogaytolift9176]

I honestly dont know why

[@Niagaranobs]

Same.

[@HighTen_Melanie]

_”...And probably 7% anuses”_ - Dr Stuart Ashen 2018

[@o0julek0o]

☀️ Ｓｕｎｎｙ Ｄａｙｓ ☀️ you could stick that quote on anything, really.

[@markpenrice6253]

The anuses are the best part, they really help bring out the flavour of the eyelids.

[@bonzaihb3432]

YMMD xD @Mark btw, they always told me it was eyelids and foreskins, I feel tricked now...

[@markpenrice6253]

You only get foreskins in the M&S and Waitrose sausages. Everyone else has to make do with anuses. Simple matter of number and size...

[@haida.pie00]

Mark Penrice 😂😂😂

[@WesTheHunter]

God I remember these.... They weren't complete shite. I'd have another again.

[@christianlynch5507]

The font and the color of the packaging makes it look like it came out of an auto parts store.

[@ellenmadden8343]

So clearly Mike Jeavons should do a week on these now.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Ellen Madden I second this.

[@concentratedcringe]

I watched this on an empty stomach, so those wraps actually look appetising. Send help.

[@tirsden]

I watched it while eating scrambled eggs and tuna, the tuna being a brand I hadn't tried until recently and is bizarrely bland for canned tuna... almost no taste whatsoever. So, fitting for this viewing.

[@markpenrice6253]

Yeah, I'm sat on a bed in A&E, have been here since 8.30, haven't eaten since noon... Basically watching this in lieu of eating.

[@sniffadoghq]

You know your single and loveless when you settle in for Ashen videos at 3:27am 😂

[@yumminator]

I felt this

[@crimsonemperor2219]

Brutal

[@matthewrobinson2831]

This is either food you eat when you are working and have no other choice or it's that amazing food you eat when you get home drunk after a night out it the morning after when you are very hungover 😂

[@FoodReviewUK]

Love Aldi. Decent food, great prices, free Krypton Factor session at the end when you try to pack the bags as they throw pineapples and melons at you. (My choice to only buy pineapples and melons, but still....).

[@RileyCol]

KNOPPERS

[@kopuz.co.uk.]

yeah but when aldi is packed and they only have one or two people working the tills....

[@oyaworks]

agree hugely.

[@Cheesehead302]

Yeah, all though most of their fruit is almost always going bad or about to go bad.

[@lunaticpone]

There is an Aldi over here in the United States. Only 15 minutes from where I live.

[@haich_9085]

This brings back traumatic memories of the Pizetta pizza snack.

[@hollysterland]

Personally, the sausage and bean quickster is my favourite. I've tried all 4, and they're definitely good if you're in a rush as I usually am, a good warm morning snack in all honesty. Love your review though Ashens, the first one where I've actually had something you've reviewed hahaha

[@Controlc]

Holly Sterland I’m surprise I’ve never actually seen anybody buy any quicksters things, the shelves are always full of them 😂

[@SpockLover27]

But to be fair, you could just cook up some meat (seasoned) and make pre made wraps in tortillas. Would taste a lot better.

[@bradleymchugh6952]

@@SpockLover27 As a chef I appreciate this comment.

[@SpockLover27]

@@bradleymchugh6952 I may not be a chief but I'm highly sensitive to a lot of foods, and processed, pre-packaged meals is a big one. It's just so much better for health and taste to put in a lil extra effort~

[@mcthuggin9803]

@@SpockLover27 eh,

[@TheLionsDenz]

This really got me hungry for microwavable wraps for some reason.

[@harmsc12]

Aldi is also in the United States, and yes, the cashiers are faster than Goku.

[@HypotheticalPizza]

Harmsy where in the US? I've lived in the Northeast and the southeast and I've never seen one

[@KyleSupremeo]

HypotheticalPizza someone earlier in the comments said there is one in New Jersey. I have a few near me in Michigan but they are both fairly new

[@harmsc12]

They're in the Midwest. Iowa and Nebraska for sure. I don't know where else.

[@xXAliceOfTheRoseXx]

HypotheticalPizza there are some in Texas as well

[@JohnDoe-nf7up]

HypotheticalPizza there's one in Easley SC

[@tjsynkral]

ALDI Employee 1: We don't have any products that look like edible used tampons. ALDI Employee 2: I'M ON IT!!!!

[@tehblackarachnid]

tjsynkral bloody big tampons where you come from?

[@manictiger]

Europe has a lot of loose women. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@manictiger 😂😂😂 some women are wide set in Canada we have different sized pads.....I'm sure we'd get different sized tampons to.

[@soulvagabond9655]

ya know the most deadly gas' are scentless. maybe the most deadly foods are tasteless.

[@sebastianlacroix5871]

That's the weirdest pluralisation of 'gas' I've ever seen in my life

[@biggyblunts5788]

2 years later and I could be entirely wrong. But I'm pretty sure that would mean the gas is in possession of something

[@eyeballpaul700]

@@biggyblunts5788 four months later but you're stop on, that or an abbreviation of "Gas is"

[@Dazzwidd]

@@biggyblunts5788 Or the gas is possessed. Definitely don't breathe that in

[@FlynnJeux]

"Although every effort has been made to remove bones, some bones may remain" In meatballs?

[@franzeroque1999]

I've been watching your content for around 10 years now, and it is still the content I want to see

[@ikryytt919]

Franze You joined KZbin in 2012.

[@franzeroque1999]

Ikr Yytt this is my 3rd channel

[@JimmyBarnesYT]

What a touching anecdote.

[@gernwind9262]

Did you call it "content" then?

[@lShishkaBerryl]

The Adventures of the Anemic Sausage and his companion The Single Bean

[@RIXRADvidz]

Single Bean Wrap featuring Annie McSaussajh

[@yadabub]

I think you mean "The Single Bean and his Anemic Sausage."

[@jerryskeepero]

“You can’t call it a meat ball unless it is a ball of meat!” Can’t argue with you there mate

[@SamFromItalia]

It feels melancholy to go back and watch a video from this era

[@yallevereatenbeans2723]

I eat a lot of these because I’ve given up on my life, they’re really mediocre, like the people who eat them

[@LaverniusTucker2410]

Hey man, don't drown yourself like that... cook a meal, 1 meal, any bloody meal a day and you'll start bouncing back a corner. Trust me on this one.

[@SpockLover27]

Hope life is looking up for you dude.

[@compnewz4562]

Pote

[@filetofish7858]

Paul Blart Mall Cop Keep ya chin up Mr Blart....The mall owners are counting on you.

[@Lewis1995]

i feel ya

[@hotlavatube]

Correction: Sausage and bean. Singular.

[@pugsterjosh7925]

hotlavatube ikr i saw like 1 bean 😂

[@Jempai]

hotlavatube just the one

[@SuperEekie64]

My soul smiles every time Ashens says "for local colour"

[@adamwilliams8039]

You know what really grinds my gears about this sort of food? The fact that you can do better, almost as quickly. Have a sausage dinner one night, fry all the sausages off, save some for the next day. Cut them up, throw them in the beans, cook beans and put them in the wrap. You will IMMEDIATELY have a better meal than the bean and sausage wrap. It's not even more expensive overall as the sausages are basically leftovers, the beans can be too! It's wild.

[@iamdb1990]

my brother works in Aldi (he's actually working right now in fact, yes, 2.16am uk time) not much else to say... he just does lol

[@dustycrustyhomelessman1648]

iamdb1990 good to know

[@mohammadrashed7804]

iamdb1990 bruh

[@callumsparrow4379]

iamdb1990 Cool story, mate.

[@GaiusIuliusCaesar1]

I have some people try to encourage me to work for Aldi here in the US, but there is like only employee there at a time is seams, and that would drive me crazy

[@ihatemyjobman]

what a roller coaster

[@AlyxxTheRat]

Take a shot every time he says "anemic".

[@dotcotton7685]

Just in hospital with liver failure.

[@AlyxxTheRat]

You're lucky I didn't say "every time he says 'dearie me'"...

[@PLANDerLinde99]

I can't. It's turned me anemic

[@ethanmu2003]

im not looking to die yet

[@andrewmorrice9139]

I did and I ended up in hospital with anemia.

[@alptigin5438]

"A passable product." - Chef Passability

[@radiocaster2k]

This is the kind of food that you find in the back of the freezer at 2 AM

[@alexyoungberg5232]

*And then pass out before the microwave dings..*

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

My favorite new catchphrase is "that's also my new catchphrase."

[@ancilodon]

Anemic Sausage. That's my new band name. If I ever get a band.

[@randystabbage4821]

Icecream nightmares is mine

[@davidbronstein2040]

It has been two years, have you got an epic album for us yet?

[@SuperPITSteelers]

"Because it's (Aldi) a supermarket here in the UK, and probably Germany" And now the US!!

[@rabbit-exe3606]

I thought the title said "Microwave Wasps"

[@neyoid]

a good execution for wasps

[@Kev-england-LFC-32]

Well your thick then aren't ye

[@theboywithathorninhisside.4179]

It Did!!!. Wasps are infact the main Ingredient.

[@tsg7official]

@@Kev-england-LFC-32 Shut up John

[@justtrash4769]

I see you are person of culture, I appreciate the name and pfp.

[@bardofthe90s57]

Aldi is also in the US. They're known as essentially the only grocer who actually lets their employees rest and pays them well. Also, the food's pretty good.

[@_Piers_]

They're undoubtedly less bad cold...cold food has less flavour, which under normal circumstances would be a bad thing.

[@GilbertSyndrome]

I can eat the tikka and the sweet chili ones cold without much issue. I don't know whether I truly enjoy them, or am just passing the time, but it is what it is and it fills a hole.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@GilbertSyndrome honestly i prefer to make my own wraps....WAY better....to know what's in it at least.

[@ecolone]

2:30 That voice crack, holy heck. Never has a man sounded so nervous over a microwave wrap.

[@sneakyskunk1]

"Out of all the wraps I fear this one the most!" If no one samples this for a rap song then there is no justice in this world.

[@Overhazard]

I visited an Aldi here in the United States for the first time a few weeks ago. It was also the first time I had ever seen a cashier sitting down, which is actually quite nice for them. I do wonder how long they'll last in this area (they had just recently showed up a few years ago in my neck of the desert and are very, very scattered), considering the insistence by most American shoppers that all employees are standing up at all times. I'll definitely be back. I didn't get much there as I just wanted to visit, but I got a chocolate bar and liked it enough to want another. This is amusing--the different kinds of these wraps are really American-inspired, with the chicken tikka wrap being the only one that isn't based on a staple American dish. What he described as "Sweet Chilli Chicken" sounds like an attempt at Thai sweet chili sauce, which I'm guessing is pretty poorly executed compared to the genuine thing. (None of these combinations are standard burrito fillings though.) By the way, some sandwiches ARE meant to be heated, then eaten cold. The pepperoni roll is one of them (by which I mean American pepperoni, the sausage). They're everywhere in West Virginia.

[@jedimastu]

Overhazard I live in WV and we do this. Heat up the pepperoni roll to melt the cheese and disperse the flavor of it all, wait till it's cooled off, enjoy.

[@mastadonking3816]

Almost heaven, West Virginia...

[@chishinrin4901]

I live in Missouri and they are everywhere. I love them

[@KOTYAR0]

Huh, thanks for your insight, that was very nice to read, to get your perspective. Boy from Russia here. Is spying on tge employees, checking if they are standing at all times, American thing too?

[@chishinrin4901]

@@KOTYAR0 actually at Aldi they sit at a rollie chair

[@RebusForever]

The wallpaper my nan had in the 70s had loads of flavor, assuming you count arsenic and lead as flavor, prolly had a bit of asbestos in there for too good measure.

[@Jaceblue04]

Death, death, and Mesothelioma are the best flavors.

[@mathiasrostek2466]

The Batman Microwave Cutaway is awesome :DDD

[@dmdragonfly]

"Have you ever observed [...]? That's this wrap, that is." Nice Newman & Baddiel reference.

[@Caledon91]

I hope you have a license for those 'deadly weapons' you're eating the food with.

[@tomkenning5482]

Well its not the sharpest knife in the world

[@glarthir3718]

Quicksters, the premier food choice for quickscopers

[@vepario1611]

I was expecting: “Widely Recycled, yes that is the type of meat they use.”

[@sofuzzywuzzy]

It's also a supermarket here in the US. They're trying to make it more of a cheaper version of Whole Foods.

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

FuzzyWuzzy lol I thought the point of eating from Whole Foods was so you could act rich and immediately go bankrupt because you bought an organic cabbage.

[@ColpoRosso]

Italian meatball wrap: a piadina nobody here in italy will ever eat and so they ship it to unsuspecting countries.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

How to they say: The "italian" cheese you get outside of italy is the stuff they won't get rid of in italy?

[@ovaltineforlife4778]

@@HappyBeezerStudios this is what they say: Tua madre è una mucca e tuo padre non è affatto italiano come pensi.

[@Metro2033fan21]

Aldi is also in the U.S.

[@AmericanMan961]

that it is, and its just as garbage as the UK ones

[@dimitripia5156]

I just so happen to live in a town that has one (took up an old bowling rink) and it sure is something.

[@AmericanMan961]

Ishan M i dont know where you live but in the off chance you live in New Jersey there is an Aldis in West Long Branch on highway 36 near Shore Regional High School, on the most likely chance that you dont live in new jersey well now you know where an Aldis is in New Jersey lmao, where i live now in North Carolina they dont even know what it is, im glad they dont lol, although they worship walmarts superstores

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

I work at a ShopRite (a supermarket chain in the northeast USA) that's up the road from one. Well, I say up the road, but it's all on a highway, so there's that. You'd be surprised how many ShopRite carts find there way to the Aldis' lot. Makes decent psuedo seats to wait for the bus with.

[@barbugia123]

And in Oz too

[@reiss8078]

"i was sort of expecting the chicken to be rolled up into some sort of log"

[@TheBloodswordsman]

Okay so, was watching this video and as soon as Ashens goes to microwave the first wrap - I immediately get a Bible ad. I died laughing.

[@Tubbleberry]

"Not really feeling that sausage" Ashens 2018

[@Vlad-yo4ph]

Tubbleberry OMEGALOLROFL WTF. Are you 12?

[@aalexjohna]

Here in Brentford we don't have smashed avocado.We have small bags with a dogshit in them,found hanging from trees or bushes.They are known locally as 'Polish breakfasts'.

[@shaynecarter-murray3127]

I didn't know there could be food sadder than hot pockets and ramen, but this channel had taught me otherwise

[@westabsupplyebay4093]

"Bit of role play being a coroner" oh god that's hilarious! XD

[@FoodReviewUK]

Yeah, these wraps aren't horrifyingly bad to be fair. I like the microwave foil box unit, that's a cool idea that more things should do.

[@zantanzuken]

The U.S. have got that down pretty well with stuff like hot pockets.. you can even fold up the cooking packet to have a holder.

[@Longlius]

Those things are all over food in the US. Literally every microwavable thing I buy nowadays has one of those foil layers.

[@StandardGoose]

Chicago Town pizzas used to have a little cardboard tray made of this stuff that you folded in to make a little pizza plinth. Now all you get is a sad disc of stuff (and that's just the pizza *rimshot*)

[@DenSporetrix]

Wowow, new Ashens! And oh boy! It's 3 AM Too!

[@zennornewbury302]

Sporetrix yeah it is!

[@rapidleopard3881]

Where you from? Same time zone. Germany I presume?

[@DenSporetrix]

My favorite time for an Ashens upload, my favorite time where I should be in bed! The best of both Worlds!

[@DenSporetrix]

From Denmark, right above Them! Would go to the border and get cheap things, but I cannot drive, and my passport ran out. How Sad! Also! I am writing in a strange way. Send help, I cannot Stop! Must be tired, i guess.

[@Stylemaster911]

Squidward: Who would want to watch Ashens at 3am? Patrick: OH BOY! 3AM!

[@gonoslowr]

Hey we have Aldi here in the U.S. Never have I been so happy about this. Oh Ashens, you've made my life.

[@TheRetroGamer1287]

We have Aldi here in the US also, most people associate them with selling food really close to their expiration date but they are fairly popular

[@JewelKnightJess]

Quack Quack - Italian Meatballs - Quack Quack - Italian Meatballs

[@PointyMetalEdges]

OI! Is that knife registered?

[@M3talB3ak]

Mr. Jones you got a permit for that joke bruv?

[@loopofkingthefulltheme20hi37]

You got a permit for asking people if they got a permit?

[@joethepizzaguy8244]

DuperLi You got a permit for that profile picture?

[@neyoid]

Александр Kузнецов You got a permit for spreading the wealth?

[@joethepizzaguy8244]

A12 Games You got a permit for your mortgages?

[@Dephire]

A sausage and bean wrap sounds like one of the most British things ever and yet I want to try it so badly as an American.

[@bletheringfool]

The fact that an advert for Rustlers came up during this is not lost on me

[@jell-oputin8036]

That’s a wrap.

[@turnbull832]

Jell-O Putin get out

[@yadabub]

Put in.

[@PixelatedH2O]

Actually it's a burrito. (And yes, I got the joke.)

[@_Piers_]

Yes, hello...I am definitely a mortal as well. Nothing to see here... move along.

[@gordlord561]

Easy there Zuckerberg

[@MrArgus11111]

He didn't smash his teeth with the fork repeatedly in this one. I'm amazed.

[@_Piers_]

MrArgus11111 Our boy's growing up, I'm so proud of him :)

[@AnnaJam]

"disappointing sausage" how did you know my nickname?

[@BoserPSN]

Aldi: probably in Germany. Well. The Aldi guy was THE RICHEST German

[@PraetorianCuber]

"Guff and fluff." - Ashens 2018

[@splo1nger909]

NEW IMPROVED, Now with flavour!

[@GoldenHay1]

hehe

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Flavor*

[@typingcat]

The Sloth Come on, really?

[@ToyotaCorolla-vg8qv]

I for one think I'd love these all

[@hannahridgeway5373]

I'm twenty years old and I've watched this twice in 4 months...dear father in heaven...😦😆

[@akryllicmusic7777]

But a wrap is open ended.... THOSE ARE BURRITOS!!!

[@williamedongesiii541]

We have ALDI in the US too generally they are pretty good... their store brands are actually usually quite acceptable especially their strudel and chocolate

[@RabbitTeaPot]

That meatball sausage literally looks like what I’d imagine a turd wrapped in bog roll would look like after 5 days in the sun. YUK!

[@glenncooney3959]

This actually looks more appetizing than Boris Johnson’s “oven ready” Brexshit deal.

[@armitagehux]

Is it weird that this video gave me nostalgia?

[@tiaxanderson9725]

Not going to lie, I expected the sausage one to contain meatballs and am genuinely disappointed it didn't :p

[@punkin723661]

We recently got an Aldi here in central Texas. Haven’t ventured inside yet but the parking lot is always busy so they popular

[@OhFishyFish]

Oh boy, this video is a real gold mine of "that's what she said" jokes.