Creating Terrible Splatoon 3 Splatfests

[@xraenon1664]

I love how Ceph has relatively normal art and then everybody else is just _completely_ unhinged

[@plaidhatter1674]

Ceph makes awsome plaza posts as well. If splatoon doesn't do well, they could try digital art.

[@candyace]

@@plaidhatter1674 Ceph does do digital art and makes merch!

[@cafequente8252]

Everyone was just wanting to make funny dwaings. Ceph was here to prevent us from having our eyes burnt from *sponge, patty* and *sQuArD*

[@endgamerplays]

*œph

[@MosesX-Labs]

@@endgamerplays They’re called Cephalorock, but they use that in game because of the 10 letter limit.

[@dakiwi2674]

I always thought a good idea for a Splatfest would be which piece of the Triforce you would pick between Power, Courage, or Wisdom. Nintendo, if you’re watching this man (which you should cause this guy is amazing), MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[@abraham3673]

that would coincide perfectly with the upcoming release of tears of the kingdom! oh, another good idea could be red, blue, or yellow pikmin for pikmin 4!

[@ALEXXXXX3]

Yeah its pretty good

[@augieottie6403]

I THOUGHT THIS TOO!!!!!!! This idea would be PERFECT considering there's three teams now!!!!!!

[@samboi123]

That was in the chat

[@jellybeandog]

power, denji, or aki!

[@Justyouraverageghostva]

Bro, I saw Ceph's art in the plaza and was like, "Oh, this persons really good at that" Never knew they had a channel

[@Justyouraverageghostva]

@Hairclip The Kunder Main [Octophones] Oh, that's cool. Thanks for letting me know

[@mad.eli_]

Me neither welcome surprise

[@vieasco]

Same I thought they were just a normal twitter artist!

[@kite366]

he actually goes by any pronouns

[@reap06]

She should’ve won this because of her skill but failboat’s popularity probably helped him win

[@CommanderWiggins]

The fact that gaslight gatekeep girlboss didn't win is a crime. That one was perfect.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

No it wasn't. You just thought it was.

[@valorman97]

@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Your just a casual who doesn’t get it 🙄 Hate when normies think they know everything

[@sarahbunny0618]

@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Chill, people are allowed to have opinions

[@Alchemyyyyyy]

@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 boo you boomer

[@idontexisttt_]

The squid sisters vs off the hook vs deep cut was a cool idea though. Too bad the gaslight gatekeep girlboss were in the same round as that one.

[@ilyasz4473]

Jay ending the call when announcing the Grand Prize made me crack up way more than it should've

[@Sagaci]

That was the grand prize. Sweet, sweet silence.

[@d1gital.star.]

Same dude LMAO I wish we got their reactions

[@griled_chez647]

Ever since the game came out, I really hope that the final spaltfest for this game is all idol groups against one another. I think it would be very nice and neat if the final splatfest of the third game was squid sisters vs off the hook vs deep cut.

[@giganticmoon]

Imagine if all the idol groups just came onto the stage during the final splatfest for that.

[@Maritime_Memories]

Squid sisters would lose last because people choose modernity over quality

[@giganticmoon]

@@Maritime_Memories ikr-

[@salamiforcats9002]

@@Maritime_Memories I like deep cut way more tbh

[@dargonfrot]

if that were a thing id actually have a hard time choosing, they all have absolute bangers and i adore all of them

[@foxtrotalpha12]

7:57 October 2023 Splatfest: Skeleton, Zombie, and Ghost. They predicted it.

[@SomeGaymerNerd]

14:21 NO WAY NINTENDO STOLE SETH'S IDEA AND CHANGED CHOCOLATE TO MINT CHIP-

[@fae9736]

HAGSHS IKR 😭

[@veemo..1]

😭

[@exi_m7074]

I love how Boat and Ceph were the only ones that got points. Ceph is an actual artist and Boat is the most popular out of all of you. Fail’s final one was really funny, but Ceph definitely deserved to win. The tumblr sexyman one made me laugh.

[@SuperRavingRabbid64]

Failboat actually does art too!! He posts his stuff on Twitter sometimes :^)

[@MadWeegee]

Ceph's art was the best but I found Failboat's to be funnier

[@sygiliph2495]

I feel like Shoes vs Socks vs Barefoot would be an actual Splatfest since Shiver wears shoes, Frye has toeless socks and Big Man is always barefoot. Edit: same for Squid Sisters vs Off The Hook vs Deep Cut. Just imagine that instead of Shiver, Fry and Big Man fighting, the other two groups come on to fight for their team, creating the world's largest Splatfest. How awesome would that be?

[@e5858]

Imagine having a seven-team Splatfest with Septacolor Battles

[@thevolcanickitten9195]

I am from the future, and you have predicted it. All three idol groups are going to be representing teams.

[@zoeyp03]

I don't think I'm alone when I say that Nintendo HAS to do a Mario Princesses themed Splatfest. Peach VS Daisy VS Rosalina? I mean I'm sure Rosalina would sweep (bc y'know her fanbase) but I just think that should be an obvious future Splatfest.

[@peeeeeeeeeeaf]

THEY SHOULD DO THIS FOR THE MARIO MOVIE RELEASE

[@ericvandenavond8748]

Rosalina is literally a cosmic goddess obviously she would win.

[@Maritime_Memories]

@@ericvandenavond8748 thats not how it works It's not who would win It's who is better legalmy

[@ericvandenavond8748]

@@Maritime_Memories yeah I know

[@m30w7h]

Feral Daisy supremacy (╯✧▽✧)╯

[@PhoenixIsGray]

I can't believe no one mentioned how quickly Dan managed to figure out "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" and figured out the pancake drawing almost instantly

[@Cephalorock]

Had an awesome time and chat loved it, thanks for that!

[@sunemiku7804]

i love ur art so much. like genuinely its so good

[@AmandaTheStampede]

your art is so good. did those really only take 10 minutes to draw? o_o

[@mc_chicky_nuggs1836]

Loved the tumblr sexyman one 😻

[@SquiddoKiddoComment]

*chat loved you, (srsly your art was so cool!)

[@natron0331]

The king of Splatoon art

[@cosmicminun59]

14:25 Ceph predicted the July Splatfest minus chocolate

[@Robloxius750]

Ture

[@YuBeace]

Also the fact they’ll never do gaslight gatekeep girlboss is a tragedy.

[@GhostKitten69]

apparently in one of the Spiderman comics, he loses his powers, and gets into a fight with a criminal from out of town, who has heard of Spiderman but doesn't know what his powers are, and wins by bluffing the dude like "the spiders... they're coming for you." "what" "I'm summoning the spiders. That's what I do. I'm SPIDER man." and then the guy like pees his pants (probably not actually) and books it

[@jarahknuckey9064]

if vanilla vs chocolate vs strawberry isn't next summer's splatfest i'm not playing Splatoon 3 anymore, that is fucking GENIUS

[@yoshiflash579]

It’s like garunteed right?

[@wtf-why-do-we-have-handles-now]

i mean its bound to happen eventually

[@theonioncat9034]

And basic

[@name6953]

Strawberry would win, but I like vanilla more, I'm basic indeed. Sauce and (some) seasoning disgust me for some reason, I just like everything plain. I'm also choosing vanilla because of its color. I don't play Splatoon 3, but I hope they still use colors that match the object, that would be legendary for vanilla.

[@ChirpyChips666]

well, u kinda got it

[@KwehShiro]

3:57 and one year later, it is official (in the form of past present and future, but we all know people are gonna pick their favorite band/idols )

[@tomodaphne]

I’ve been laughing at Live Laugh Lisa Simpson for the past week. Edit: How did I completely ignore LightLazer's genius suggestion of "Live Laugh Luigi"? A realization I had later on: Shoes/socks/barefoot makes sense because Shiver wears shoes, Frye wears just socks, and Big Man goes barefoot.

[@sarahdrozario3175]

To this day FailBoat was said to have never claimed his prize yet

[@TootiFry]

He did get his prize **gets kicked out**

[@ythegamerita]

in splatoon canon they make laws based on the splatfest winner so basically if you're robbing a bank and you're not using the best weapon or you say that the best idol group isn't the one that won it's illegal or in the case of the bank double illegal

[@adachi3984]

these splatfest ideas flabbergasted me

[@paceballparty]

finding out that ingo is (or at least was) a tumblr sexyman will forever bless and haunt my brain especially after recent _events_

[@Inksanity]

Not just _a_ Tumblr sexyman, but one of the semifinalists in the Tumblr sexyman competition

[@Jessica_Schweser]

He got 3rd place it’s been 9 months and I’m still surprised

[@Swagpion]

I like how Ceph actually made realistic splat fests, and everyone else made dumb memes.

[@convalaria]

for the shoes vs socks vs barefoot, instead of getting a splatfest tee you get the respective footwear

[@tetraxis3011]

Yes

[@unitds27-delta]

We come ever closer to a nearly naked inkling first the fake contacts now this

[@colebacca1369]

Veggietales taught me that you can absolutely wield a fish in a lethal manner.

[@fantasticbirdblue]

But if you did that, Jonah the asparagus would want God to wipe you off the face of the Earth

[@victoriabell9546]

It took me a while to realize you were making a Jonah reference.

[@AveryTurner-ot9hx]

Gumball also ended up getting hurt with a fish in one episode by an old lady (who was a fish person?)

[@TheGShad0w]

So glad they are gonna be releasing a Pokémon one for “Grass, Fire, Water”

[@kk1tsun3]

8:01 aged well

[@Klanitee]

These ideas were 10/10

[@TootiFry]

Hey pls don’t trust the first comment it’s a scam!!!

[@treeckoman1820]

4:00 My friends and I were actually discussing a couple days ago that this should be the final splatfest of Splatoon 3. Anyone agree?

[@TootiFry]

I actually do but I don’t think Nintendo would include the past games in splatoon 3

[@treeckoman1820]

@@TootiFry Maybe your right, but it would still be a very cool idea

[@JonnyLordGomPC]

@@TootiFry nintendo a year later: Adds inkopolis to Splatooj 3

[@DaltonFan28]

SpongeBob but with luscious lips is something I didn't know I needed to see in this timeline but so glad I did see it. Thank you, Jay. 🙇

[@schmurrofficial]

Don't forget Patrick Star from Regular Show

[@brinettevalorie4554]

spon just needs his classic coral no. whatsit blue lipstick

[@ninten-drew5314]

7:50 Are we gonna just ignore the fact that this actually almost ended up being real?

[@luigipowdemo6458]

True. She was one off.

[@Nanyabizz]

Ik! 😭😭 thats awesome

[@C0zy_Fluff]

14:26 This aged mostly well- (mostly cuz Ceph was one off-)

[@C0zy_Fluff]

Also, 3:51 Can someone pls explain this one to me? I'm still trying to understand, but I just don't get it- ;-;

[@Kurni_On_yt]

Low key The Favorite Idol Group Splatfest should be a thing

[@Swagpion]

Perfect for the final one.

[@Alister1310]

I agree just because I want to see what it would do to twitter

[@Swagpion]

@@Alister1310 it will explode, like it did for a lot of stuff actually.

[@OffTh3Hook017]

Well you kinda got your wish

[@Veralos]

My first reaction to Shoes vs Socks vs Barefoot was "Hey, that could be an actual theme!" ...Then I thought about the kind of community posts an entire Splatfest themed around feet would generate. Yeah, probably for the best if it doesn't become a real thing.

[@elajios8964]

Considering they did cursed drawings of furrys in the gear VS grub VS fun splatfest Yeah,they Will be ALOT of weird feet drawings in the plaza

[@hangryartist8973]

I’ve thought of this one for months, I would literally die of hype if this is an actual splatfest team What’s your favorite form of entertainment? Stories- (books, tv shows, theatre, movies) Games- (video games, sports, board games, game shows) Music- (albums, orchestras, soundtracks, singers) Such a hard choice.

[@TransMoira]

I was so happy when Ingo showed up during this. This was fantastic

[@jellsies]

YES! I SQUEALED IN EXCITEMENT WHEN I SAW HIM!

[@TransMoira]

@@jellsies WHAT A MOOD. IT WAS SUCH A PERFECT MOMENT

[@Jessica_Schweser]

AAAAAAA ME TOO GUYS TEAM INGO!!!!!!!!!! (I loved the art too!)

[@TransMoira]

@@Jessica_Schweser LET'S GO TEAM INGO!! OHH THE ART IS PERFECT!

[@Jessica_Schweser]

@@TransMoira AAAAAHHHH I KNOWWWWWW ITS GREAT

[@nei0-17]

ceph is such a good artist

[@cloudi8354]

I was thinking that a fun splatfest theme would be breakfast, lunch and dinner

[@user-uk1du8mg9q]

0:13 someone predicted the wisdom vs courage vs power splatfest wtf

[@Dominic_is_kinda_stupid]

I was finna say

[@gladwrapenjoyer1973]

Ceph went all out on the second round, Idols certainly seems like an actual splatfest

[@Periwinkle1216]

7:56 I love how these were the exact choices for the real splatoween

[@coffee_2234]

except vampire

[@cyberpancakee6627]

The music at the start is called "666 ultra kill deluxe" from Lisa the Painful

[@lotto5498]

Hearing Dan say “Uhh, gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, for 500?” has made my day. Thank you, Jay.

[@Emuu19]

coke vs Pepsi vs Dr pepper mushrooms vs frogs vs flowers Speeds vs strength vs invisibility kit kat vs twix vs whisper Snow vs sun vs wind Dragon vs unicorn vs phoenix there may be an underlying theme...

[@ianjjenkins]

Here is a strange splatfest that came to my mind: C.Q. Cumber vs O.R.C.A. vs DJ Octavio

[@plantyt3246]

Hold up I have a banger idea. Since we know Nintendo is willing to do third party IP’s for Splatfests, they could do Coke vs Dr Pepper vs Pepsi, and change all Tacticoolers to have the drink of whatever teams the user chose. Plus in real life they could promote it by having limited edition Splatoon designs on irl soda cans

[@captainblue127]

10:09 I’m gonna be honest, when I saw this I laughed uncontrollably while tears where running down my eyes. Your a great KZbinr

[@SnowballSMB]

I could not stop laughing during the spon vs patty vs squard Splatfest lol

[@muser0608]

This should be a series with dif people every time

[@creditcar6046]

Best part about Jay’s spongebob one is that it’s not even colour coded when it would’ve been so easy to do so lmao

[@oli-iq1yx]

other possible themes: moon vs sun vs stars waffles vs pancakes vs crepes chilled vs fried vs steamed (seafood) diamonds vs gold vs pearls knives vs forks vs spoons swimming vs walking vs flight (sea vs land vs sky) breakfast vs lunch vs dinner midnight vs midday vs morning sour vs sweet vs savoury

[@JonnyLordGomPC]

The last one was actually a splatfest in splatoon 3 lol

[@booposreal]

"uhh gaslight gatekeep girlboss" "you win!" "WOO- *mic cuts out*"

[@Glitchocto9]

4:00 This would be really good for a final theme for the last splat fest

[@JoshYT5521]

This aged like fine wine

[@R8dley_guy]

Fr tho

[@rottenwalrus7103]

The fact that the final splatfest do splatoon three ended up ACTUALLY being all the idols was amazing foreshadowing…

[@nebbythedreamer5536]

Me and some other friends thought about a Vanilla vs Strawberry vs Chocolate splatfest. We even thoughjt of patterns for it to work since splat2 splatfests had some pattern or special feature to it.

[@GhostiesAlt]

Man, that Egg McMuffin would win that splatfest!

[@ZeusMakesDoodles]

Here’s a good splatfest “vanilla vs chocolate vs strawberry” I will be dumbfounded if this isn’t a splatfest

[@sonicpro_1]

Splatfest idea: regular mustard vs honey mustard vs spicy mustard. Based on the sour, sweet, and GONE splatfest, shiver would be on the spicy mustard team, frye would be on the regular mustard team, and big man would most likely be on the honey mustard team. I thought of EVERYTHING.

[@sonicpro_1]

Wait a second, what if there was a KZbin video that was Jaymojis chat vs failboats chat in some sort of game.

[@kiki2k9]

A idea I had for a splatfest: sharks, eels, or mantarays (I feel like Nintendo will do it at some point)

[@RelicCipher]

i think we should all RP as Deepcut and create announcement dialouge for each splatfest

[@kittypaisley2029]

"Listen up! It's going down!"

[@JamUsagi]

A couple Splatfests I want: Cleanliness: Clean vs Messy vs Dirty (with sanitised, glittery and furry ink respectively) Passwords: Short and Sweet vs Long and Memorable vs Have the Computer Make It Eras: N64 vs Wii vs Switch Game worlds: Overworlds vs Hubworlds vs Open Worlds Dairy: Milk vs Butter vs Cheese Fruit: Apple vs Orange vs Banana

[@JamUsagi]

Also the one I DON’T want: Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook vs Deep Cut. If that’s the final fest I’m gonna be super mad because that’ll risk OtH’s place in Splatoon 4 and my heart can’t take that :(

[@JonnyLordGomPC]

@@JamUsagi you fool

[@JonnyLordGomPC]

@@JamUsagi even if off the hook won the splatfest, it wouldn’t matter because they will still make a new idol group for splatoon 4

[@kittenjace]

14:21 ...They predicted the future, just with a lot less chocolate Edit: I just realized they also got the places for vanilla and strawberry right XD

[@jonr5624]

The fact that some of these have become real really just shows how good these ideas were

[@mrmissingno10]

I have always had œphlarock in my plaza since splatoon 2 so this is the first time I’ve actually seen them other than in amazing art posts

[@NoeliaGS08]

4:01 close enough to the grand fest!

[@mad.eli_]

Cephlarock being in KZbin videos is so cool to me I've been a casual fan of theirs for a Whiiiile

[@aSealVA]

Whats the best food? Sand vs. Super glue vs. Rocks

[@ALEXXXXX3]

Rocks

[@Sansibit]

Sand

[@saturnn-101]

i SWEAR Cephelorock is in EVERYONE’S plaza

[@mintmango0]

The ice cream one was close, same with that one guy in chat that said the exact Zelda theme we got

[@sparklingsora]

ever since it was announced that the splatfests have 3 teams now, i've been wanting a chocolate splatfest: dark vs white vs milk. i'd be team dark personally >:}

[@ggogglez]

You made the future.

[@sparklingsora]

@@ggogglez BDSFHSJDSJ YEAH I SURE DID, when i first saw the splatfest theme announcement i was so surprised that my dream splatfest actually happened

[@davebob4973]

i just saw someone predict the triforce splatfest and immediately i find this next

[@powerONdelta]

7:52 that's actually really close to what happened

[@valor.mp3]

This stream was amazing, I’m so ready for a video on it

[@nethanielpetrillo9537]

Hello, I'm from 2 years from the future to tell ya that Ceph kinda predicted the final fest aka it's known a grand festival as the 3 different idol groups represent each team, squid sisters: past, off the hook: present, deep cut: future, so Ceph kinda called it on 4:00 here for final fest so good on her

[@comac4719]

"Your grand prize for winning is-" *leaves call* This is totally something i would and now will do

[@thecourt_jester]

i find it funny how Cephalorock was SUPER close twice.The ice cream one AND the vampire, zombie, and ghost one.

[@piinkmochii]

if gaslight vs gatekeep vs girlboss were an actual splatfest, it’d be the hardest choice 😭

[@TaylorMoon-f9r]

Not Cephalorock Lowkey predicting the final splat fest 3:58

[@darkfireumbreon9516]

The tumblr sexyman one had me bust out laughing. I'd 100% be on Ingo's team.

[@Jessica_Schweser]

HECK YEAH TEAM INGO FTW!!!!!!

[@LaplacesAngel612]

I can't decide between sans and ingo but tbh I'd probably go ingo

[@Electrickster-lq2gh]

Same! (I actually prefer Emmet but he's not an option.)

[@Gyomei_Himijema]

@@Electrickster-lq2ghI respect fellow Emmet supporters

[@Gyomei_Himijema]

Ingo most definitely

[@calyx8808]

The funniest part of the Ice Cream Flavor-Fest idea, is that it actually happened. Well, kind of.

[@YouMayKnowMeAsNate]

14:11 love how jaymoji just keeps doubling down and never corrects them Lmao

[@project_0762]

14:20 ironically they actually did the ice cream flavors. so they just predicted the future. fr.

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

Hope there's a rerun of this because I wanna throw my proverbial hat in the ring with this. I say: Hololive vs Nijisanji vs Vshojo. Global splatfest, as long as Final Fest.

[@fart676]

I know this is random, BUT I JUST GOT 22 KILLS WITH THE E-LITER 4K SCOPE!!!

[@jermany8019]

Splatfest Idea: Team Sniffer vs Team Rascal vs Team Tuff Golem Yes ik the minecraft live vote is done but screw it lol

[@shark_girl]

I always see cepholorock in my plaza and I think thats kinda cool :)

[@piagebot2943]

The splatfest that I want is which chipmunk is getting better head

[@Eggo_Devil]

14:24 Nintendo: write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@enderguyx2081]

I want a “Live, Laugh, Lisa Simpson” decoration

[@AveryTurner-ot9hx]

What’s the worst thing to get on Halloween? Loose change VS Licorice VS a rock

[@Temnxeiz]

Oh wow Ceph predicted the ice cream Splatfest lol

[@JonathonMarston]

Amazing how Cephs 'Vampire, Zombie, Ghost' Kinda came true! Except that its Skeleton, not Vampire!

[@jamielaroche6311]

Shout out to Ceph for having the best art in the Plaza

[@austinheiden16]

My man, my brother in Christ. Why wasn’t spon in yellow, squidward in blue, and pat in red. IT WAS RIGHT THERE

[@Strawb3rries]

“Patrick looks like a pissed off Dorito chip” -jaymoji 2022 I think

[@haydenschmidty8554]

The favourite idol group one is gonna be real 100%

[@Blond_7]

4:09 foreshadowing

[@-rebeccastudios-]

Ice cream splatfest is underway with vanilla winning mint looming behind us and strawberry in the corner

[@jovannimurillo928]

I can’t believe that no one did Sonic vs Tails vs Knuckles, because that is the simplest idea for a splatfest

[@Jessica_Schweser]

Actually yeah why not

[@LaplacesAngel612]

It even has the colours lol

[@stefanspelt3578]

I would've wanted a ZELDAFEST, but i guess choosing between Courage, Wisdom or Power would be celebrated when it's nearly my Birthday. Witch btw is the exact date as the release date of The Legend Of Zelda Tears Of The Kingdom!