The FUNNIEST Splatoon 3 Mod Gets Worse...

[@failboat]

Oh man I sure love profanity

[@W4s4bi1l]

WHAT THE EEL FAILBOAT

[@Finalizor]

be the meme, enter the VOID

[@louisenichols6825]

Yes, enjoy the chicken nugget! 🤣

[@greatlake_editz]

Lool

[@sirmemes1225]

golly gee gosh

[@SpHyperspeed]

Shiver saying “vehicular manslaughter” somehow is in character

[@yoshe2]

Ay! (I pissed my pants 💅)

[@violettadrawz6282]

True 😂

[@nihunako]

it fits her more😭

[@Wasupbrother689]

Fax

[@E3AloeLi]

She’s the type of insane where it isn’t entirely obvious like Frye

[@DDP_2007]

Shiver shouting "Vanhicular Manslaughter" then immediately pulling out a SHARK is extremely hilarious.

[@jacobsiron6929]

Tbf I'm pretty sure I've said "Vehicular Manslaughter" a couple times after running someone over with Reefslider

[@curiouscreator8806]

"Vehicular Manslaughter!" *pulls out a hecking shark from pocket*

[@mistyguevara5608]

Jaws three is souding good 😃

[@fa1r3tal32]

The April fools day edition of jaws sounding real good ngl

[@jacindajohnson6786]

VAN-HICULAR Yes, we have reached new vocabulary

[@SMPandanic]

" I appreciate the off but... YOU'RE THE FRICKING PROBLEM" ironic how perfect that timing was. 4:40

[@Worm_Void]

That entire section felt like it could have been Google translated.

[@Phantasmarae]

He doesn't want the resin chicken nugget... 😢

[@felipegodoy5342]

16:38 Frye saying "I need some help" and then staying quiet rubbing her nose really made me laugh 😂😂

[@glitchster8852]

Failboat will forever be haunted by the chicken nugget incased in resin.

[@i.luv.Pr1ngI3ss]

Fr

[@luigipowdemo6458]

He seemed to like it actually.

[@stary-_-]

It’s a staple for many years to come

[@blookie-does-the-thing]

Deep!

[@charlotteembleton3712]

666 likes

[@CrossAlter64]

It’s almost scary how half of the dialogue is just people at church, and then the other half is genuine threats.

[@captainteaaddict]

And the whole storyline about an abusive boss and a murder in the workplace lol

[@ConvenientlyShapedUsername]

@@captainteaaddict and/or r@pe

[@imao15]

And most of it still makes sense with the story

[@dorime507]

Monotheist religions at their finest

[@Igneo.talus.]

Literally One half is threatening

[@Squilly4]

i love how jay proposed the resin nugget as some sort of prize where Dan would be hoping for the game to throw out 5 swears, but instead Dan was rooting AGAINST the swearing because he was so revolted by the nugget

[@Door227]

We need to see more anti prizes in the world

[@Seven-9090]

Hi Squilly. Love your stuff

[@EandMcreatez]

7

[@myarmsrgone]

The nugget is a threat

[@Igneo.talus.]

Car

[@kirbykraftgames]

I love how it goes from "car" to *"Vehicular Manslaughter"*

[@thelarryman482]

Its like two drunk guys at a party "I'll get my car!" " and I'll commit vehicular manslaughter! "

[@IcyYT11]

​@@thelarryman482🎉yippie🎉

[@Alvaro-gb3ev]

Well technically a car is a vehicular manslaughter used incorrectly 🤓

[@T0tallyN0t_T0ast]

VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

[@ProtoHelio1]

"CAR!" Frye finally got her Honda Accord after all, good for her.

[@T0tallyN0t_T0ast]

Honda accord? 🤨

[@TheMiniMaxwell]

Failboat yelling in spanish gives me life And Jay speaking in german has no right to be that funny

[@mistyguevara5608]

It was funny

[@cartoonkek6358]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[@TheMiniMaxwell]

@@cartoonkek6358ah shit

[@burnewtwithahat]

@@cartoonkek6358 wait no

[@Hi.iExist]

Jaymoji and Failboat are being a chaotic duo as always

[@Bria987]

Agreed

[@chickensandwich0172]

the truest thing

[@Moldymuffin123]

So can we just ignore the fact that Jay speaking German is the most funniest thing ever?

[@louisenichols6825]

I speak german - I found it funny I think that says a lot about what Jay can make funny

[@LeonJost-hq3xn]

@@louisenichols6825 i spräch nurr schwitzerdütsch

[@UnkownWonders]

​@@louisenichols6825as a fellow German i agree to this. It was so funny to see him struggle

[@splatzili]

He needs to play story mode in german.

[@Pistolman222]

​@@splatzili Oppenheimer 3

[@freshinaba22763]

6:03 “Big baby, big baby got a big yawn a little tired an eedle burp” -failboat 2023

[@WalterDunked124]

10:47 "AUGUST 15, 2024" Today was fortold in the ancient history books.

[@shawngalacta4935]

I find the fact that he mentioned AI squidward in the first place hilarious "AUGUST 12TH 2036, THE HEAT THE OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AU-"

[@ActualAlien_]

I'm actually in tears from laughing so hard lol For some reason I think Big Man saying "7" was the funniest to me

[@GhostFlame28]

"7 :3" ~big man

[@cheeki420]

I think big man meant 7 eleven which is reference to latest nintendo direct reaction by jay and failboat where there was a 7 eleven ad

[@soonipr0865]

@@cheeki420 omg you're actually clever for thinking that

[@curiouscreator8806]

"7" - Big Man 2023

[@sleepy_artemis]

I legit spit my water out

[@boxcar_s8132]

the final boss saying 'good shit' as you defeat him is a mood

[@cheems5015]

same with him saying "i lost my job"

[@IcyYT11]

Okay openhiemer

[@lpsgalaxy2463]

Fr him saying: “damn guess im done”

[@squedlly]

If only that was swear number 5 lol

Jay never fails to make Splatoon gameplay wholesomely chaotic.

[@toastghost4320]

If . BUY ONE TODAY. Chicken nugget, resin, We got One!

[@comixquinn5031]

Please give me 1 million mr yeast

[@Frester_Fox]

Btw, at 8:42, what In other words was saying in spanish was, "That is to say, it doesn't work anymore. Yeah." And at 10:25, what Step 2 was saying in german was, "I have researched a lot on this topic. I'm the first guest and made this article based on your work." Also, at 19:43, what Method was saying was, "They do not like it! Ten!"

[@wolfythereject]

The fact that "you're the fucking problem" was perfectly timed

[@bessieburnet9816]

That was beautiful. 😂

[@mad1s0n36]

Shiver was excited to say “Vehicular manslaughter” 💀

[@DarrenFloralPrince]

VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@ErdrinAlimi]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Get_Madz]

And it was hella funny💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@MrCoiny]

VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER

[@IcyYT11]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@thefactspherefromportal2740]

16:46 to Frye's credit, she drives her eels to work

[@rustydusty403]

Why can I just imagine Frye driving a bunch of eels to soccer practice

[@thefactspherefromportal2740]

@@rustydusty403 because she's built different

[@rustydusty403]

@@thefactspherefromportal2740the eels just sitting in booster seats asking “are we there yet?”

[@rustydusty403]

That’s why her forehead is so big. It’s all the pent up headaches from taking care of eels

[@thefactspherefromportal2740]

@@rustydusty403 "fine, we'll stop at mcdonalds"

[@firstwaddledee9182]

Jay reading German in a Scottish accent is one of the funniest things I’ve heard

[@hansrbecker]

Im from germany. I think he did well. But it was funny😂

[@Band__geek]

18:42 that *7* hit me different

[@mlg3237]

15:08 "The idea of you moving just to avoid my package" and 15:26 "It's all for you man, you know you want it" is crazy out of context

[@Sirgen020]

Honestly i can imagine all of deep cuts lines being canon

[@cholbit5562]

7

[@charlottebarham7722]

*_-7_*-

[@LycanMOON]

I mean there is 7 of them (Deep cut,squid sisters,cuttlefish,agent 3,not counting little buddy)

[@jjbarajas5341]

Honda Accord.

[@SkaSka507]

Ay (oh shit)

[@itzbrianmuscles]

I’m fully convinced that NONE of these were actually translated via Google, some of the dialogue just makes too much sense.

[@plantyt3246]

Yeah, too many of them mesh together or are so wildly different (while some are incredibly close) to have all been translated. Plus some of them were definitely added by the creator since they did that a couple times

[@zacbob07]

​@@plantyt3246that's google translate for ya

[@Atomosphere]

As someone who has Google Translated a bunch of stuff, this could be 100% by Google Translate. The random German and the opposite stuff (Nope being yes) is something that happens more often than you'd expect. Running themes such as the Captain being a terrible boss is also pretty normal.

[@oranplan1630]

I'm fairly sure most of it was, but the creator edited some things and added their own lines lmao

[@yukino4636]

They were, if you play with it enough you'll see it has similar patterns, when it no longer knows what to do it sometimes either stops trying to translate it or defaults to a phrase book for things you'd normally translate like doctors instructions, of course there *was* lines written by the author of this mod, he has a video on this mod as well you should check out

[@dontlookstraightintomyprof9361]

17:27 WITHOUT THAT SCREENSHOT AFTER, THIS WOULDN’T BE AS FUNNY lmao.

[@maxagaz8651]

12:13 NUH_UH it end me. 🤣🤣🤣 16:08 That's a rocket... That's your grand Mother.

[@Worm_Void]

That's a rocket. That's your grandmother. Sounds like some dialogue from a snapcube sonic dub.

[@TheSleepySev]

@@Worm_Void omg you’re right lmfaoooooo

[@dragonico1040]

19:31 S- s u c

[@MrMicrowave2862]

s. u. c

[@mr_mehmet33]

@@MrMicrowave2862 *S* *U* *C*

[@SophiaScragg-hz3mm]

*s u c.*

[@LigmaBallzYT]

S U C.

[@nodalmode]

I love how Tennessee Turkey is going through emotional problems throughout the battle

[@Yes-dm2kf]

Bro that name on God left me WHEEZING bro

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

Painful urination - Number 3

[@theluckygamer10]

So, since we reached half a mil and we have the coveted Jay's Mom's Pizza Rolls, what's the enticement for one million? Is Jay's aunt gonna make us all pizza bagels?

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

JayMoji, text replacement videos, videos with friends, and Failboat all are absolutely hilarious by themselves, but they're somehow even more hilarious than ever when they're all put together This was the hardest I've laughed in MONTHS, I'm genuinely in tears right now from laughing so hard

[@KPH107]

This implies Failboat is not a friend. But an enemy

[@marcwu5686]

„MY EYES!“

[@Yes-dm2kf]

Finally, I'm happy again.

[@skeletalkilljoy]

Can we just talk about how Failboat put his entire SOUL into that “YOU’RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM!”

[@rexthewolf3149]

4:45

[@lonelyduckling2704]

"...what if i move?" from Failboat absolutely wrecked me omg that was so funny, you could HEAR him considering it

[@ZeraAxon]

9:20 “Get out of there girl!” -Failboat 2023 12:19 Marie hit Callie with the “NUH UH” Spider-Man meme 💀

[@violet0768]

13:15 made me laugh when callie says "Run" after marie said that XD

[@hongvu5884]

*AWOLNATION music intensifies*

[@fahdgmari2182]

​@@hongvu5884omg the good old days 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheCreationOfDread]

BETTER START RUNNING

[@Jaxisthegoat]

run

[@Smasher1]

14:50 I really wanna see what Failboat’s face looked like right there 😂

[@ma1-t1f]

Isn’t as good as this🤣 16:56 and 19:15

[@remram5210]

Those 2 are very funni ngl

[@ms.gamerladyharlow6871]

18:12 Help! Im laughing too hard again! Tennessee Turkey literally said "good sh*t"!

[@gabbyy__]

8:42 I decided to translate what Big Man said and in Spanish, he apparently said something like: “Yes, that is correct, that is to say that it doesn’t work more than” (that’s it, it’s basically a fragment sentence. I used Google btw. If any *fluent* Spanish speakers can translate that, that’d be great!

[@lamisty9-217]

Mexican w spanish as main language here! It says: "Correct (That is to say. It doesn't work) more than) yes)" It doesn't make that much sense in Spanish, sounds like words just placed together because yes lol

[@lamisty9-217]

19:45 "They don't like it! Ten!"

[@sanstheskeleton9689]

also, in 8:55 i think he says “mierda tenara”, and the funny thing is that “mierda” means shit, which would count as a swear and should have been the fifth.

[@f.x29-73schmoi]

I speak German, so here the translation of the German part, they also spelled it out wrong, but I found that funny, how they said it 10:26 "Ich habe hier viel zu diesem Thema recherchiert. Ich bin der erste Gast und habe diesen Artikel basierend auf Ihrer Arb" means "I've done a lot of research on this topic here. I'm the first guest and created this article based on your work" (Arbeit means works so I put that in)

[@beartheconfused6798]

And if you wanna know the Spanish part at 8:41. I THINK from translating it. He says and I quote: “that is, it’s does not work more than… yes”

[@beartheconfused6798]

Oh another Spanish translation at 19:44. “They do not like it! Ten!

[@mayomay516]

@@beartheconfused6798 more accurately is “Correct, that is to say it doesn’t work, more what, yes!”

[@Igneo.talus.]

Frye saying car

[@Igneo.talus.]

Marie during the final boss said the river is full of Lions

[@trashbag._.2753]

10:24 this part had me DYING. I laughed so hard I started crying and I made a squeak sound while I laughed my ass off because it was so funny 💀

[@luigipowdemo6458]

I just wanna know what she said...

[@trashbag._.2753]

​@@luigipowdemo6458wait huh

[@luigipowdemo6458]

@@trashbag._.2753 I mean what Marie said.

[@sandrapereira5009]

It's Also my Favorite Part😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vortex001_MLG]

I’ve researched a lot about this topic here. I’m the first guest and I’ve (REDACTED), based on your [work].

[@justanoreo2.0]

this just feels like Splatoon 3 but we gave someone like octoboy an editing software lol

[@DS_MOD]

18:41 this is me, i randomly say numbers during conversations incredible

[@yeetbosh]

7

[@TiramisuYT-ws9yo]

7

[@Agent7911]

7

[@memeaubreylikesmemes]

7

[@yusufdanial8525]

7

[@galaxa88]

I can’t believe Failboat simply saying “7” had me hootin’ and hollerin’

[@Bria987]

I swear, this just keeps getting more hilarious as the story goes on 🤣🤣🤣

[@percyplayz1459]

Shiver saying "vehicular manslaughter" is the most hilarious thing I've heard in my life, and it somehow fits her character very well😂😂😂

[@bessieburnet9816]

She rides a shark, of course it fits. 😂

[@iDontReallyKnowTbh]

I have legitimately never laughed harder at a video in my life than this, absolutely amazing and chaotic timing on everything, and Jays laughter is just so amazingly contagious it’s fantastic

[@thomasntd1477]

THIS is the type of humor that almost killed me, because I laughed so much oh my god 🤣 Thank you a lot for this 😂

[@addisonlippold1852]

4:45 the timing of that could not have been more perfect

[@chubby5550]

17:50 when he said “economy is picking up” in a sad and meh way that has me almost die on the ground (why I even laugh to that)💀😂

[@PichuBro8]

There's so few overarching plots in Translation Splatoon but Grizz falling into depression over loosing his job flows so spectacularly.

[@ianjjenkins]

For those of you wondering what Big Man, Marie, and Cuttlefish said but don't want to trouble yourselves, here are the translations. Big man said: Correct (i.e. does not work more than) yes Marie said: I've researched a lot on this topic. I am the first guest and made this article based on your arb. Cuttlefish said: They do not like it! Ten! Which is strange. (none of these messages are google translated, I just know it*) * But its just a theory, a *G A M E T H E R O R Y* .

[@VivaIGatti]

10:26 The traduction is: "I've done a lot of research on this topic here. I am the first cast and created this article based on your work." Tip: I know german

[@holyelephantmg8838]

But that’s an actual translation, we need Google’s version, since it’s more inaccurate and funny

[@VivaIGatti]

@@holyelephantmg8838 :3 right on it

[@VivaIGatti]

@@holyelephantmg8838 here you go I have seen this topic requested before. I am the initial participant and wrote this article based on your work.

[@Yourlocalkf]

19:11 is literally my thoughts when small fry evolved

[@Loganater03]

I’m crying and laughing at the same time when Jay tried to aggressively speak German when he read the line.

[@thegreatninja4714]

This whole series is one of the most hilarious yet chaotic gaming challenges!

[@TylazerMK]

I love how Failboat both isn't family friendly anymore and also doesn't want the nugget, yet Jaymoji keeps doing it for the bit.

[@Potion_pery]

4:44 Failboat- “i appreciate the offer but- you’re the fucking problem”

[@KTroid]

2:41 is insane, I doubled over in tears when they started chanting

[@pushatjr840]

“Vehicular manslaughter” that got me rolling of the Egyptian pyramids

[@MAZakir2]

This was one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched, But Jay desperately trying to get Dan to stop making him laugh when he needed air from 17:15 - 17:24 was the funniest part of this whole video XD

[@cuyakhanagent10.56]

Jay really never fails to make everyone laugh their ass quesadillas off 😂😂.

[@CalmestRaccoon]

That's a good reference.

[@MayyaK11]

Everyone talks about "Vehicular Manslaughter!" from Shiver but like The fact it was prefaced by Frye yelling "car!" makes it way funnier than if it was separate

[@Bigman_rld]

19:43 trully a " *NO LE GUSTA DIEZ!* moment

[@Parallel_26]

*THEY DON'T LIKE IT! TEN!*

[@salt-e]

OH MY GOD I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE

[@bonegamerthecyndaquill7181]

For some reason I feel like this isn't the end of Failboat developing weird relationships with strange, specific food items when interacting with others playing Splatoon. First it was a Banana opened using one hand, now a chicken nugget incased in resin... We can only wait to see what's next

[@gasterthemaster6490]

A fossilized milkshake.

[@killedbycrit]

15:32 we just gonna ignore marie saying "i corrupted the bosnian"?

[@janwill1]

You mean Step 2?

[@GamingGreen21]

Marie corrupted a lot of people

[@SophiaScragg-hz3mm]

I think the actual translation was "I corrupted the Bosnian Empire" or something

[@TurtleFanGaming2014]

At 10:26 it says I have researched a lot on this topic. I am the first guest and have written this article based on my work.

[@ultimate_yippee]

Somehow Big Man just saying “7” is the best part of this video

[@Grilled-cheeses]

FINALLY PART 2 OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE ON CRACK

[@SpHyperspeed]

But it’s always on crack…

[@fruitcakemania]

the greatest dialog ever: “7” thank you big man

[@felipecantarero3107]

9:22 Get out of there, girl!

[@Emi_Ak1yama]

PAINFUL URINATION NO 3 ( 15:48) and VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER ( 16:56) caught me off guard HELP

[@MrCalCal87]

18:14: "I lost this translation so imagine this says something super f*cki-"

[@GamingGreen21]

18:32 Fandom in a nutshell

[@oddgorl23]

they dig holes?

[@GamingGreen21]

And a hero is a hero

[@fastfox57]

7

[@error-ianglitcher2753]

Everything is good. MY EYES!!!

[@bessieburnet9816]

​@@error-ianglitcher2753 This is a misunderstanding

[@MONETDAMIMIC]

Jay Never fails to Make me laugh but the funniest part of the video 15:59 TENNESSEE TURKEY

[@W4s4bi1l]

Recap of this cast Callie : Religious ? Marie : a criminal Shiver : VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER Frye : C A R bigman: « 7 » Mr grizz : Needs a therapist and help with his painful urination

[@RambleyOfficialchannel]

6:02 - Big baby, big baby got a big yawn a little tired and a big ol burp

[@Grandbee7182]

13:00 ok (Into the light plays)

[@systemloading]

I can’t believe family-friendly KZbinr Daniel Failboat would even expose himself to such profanity.

[@mang0_p]

16:51 Don't you mean a Honda Accord?

[@error-ianglitcher2753]

A Honda Accord to do some 16:56

[@YaGurlAP]

callie: that is a rocket marie: that’s ur grandmother 😂😂😂

[@TheCreationOfDread]

15:54 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FURBALL! - Callie 2015 - 2024

[@justsomeinternetguy560]

Big man saying “7” is the most normal thing I’ve ever heard from him

[@leahsusheah]

20:25 He's dead... DOCTOOOOOR!!! EXPLOSION

[@ancestral_artemis]

13:33 "big ol honker!!" *"excuse me?-"*

[@WuffWuffer]

HELP I DIED LAUGHING AT 16:13

[@ItzPotatoGremlinStar]

SO DID I!! CALLIE GOT BURNED TO A CRISPPP!! 😭

[@zaynmasalkhi2303]

13:14 That "Thank you, thank you! tax fraud!🎶" Marie said was funny. And Callie who said "run" caused Marie to rat Jay and Dan out and the IRS is approaching them.

[@miggs2071]

14:59 dude sound like tanjiro crying when hes laughing XD

[@Jaxisthegoat]

2:56 DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT

[@Dan_Draws1987]

Big Man just saying "7" is so hilarious

[@zachariahdavis5973]

*In other words

[@mr.thekid3827]

"What if I ... Move" Just fucking slayed me I literally had to pause the video for like, a solid 3 minutes to get over it

[@adrianachelu1027]

7:10 "classic bible line" " my favo- *wheeze* " Had to watch that part like 7 times before it stopped cracking me up

[@ma1-t1f]

I always thought Shiver was the murderer, but I was right 16:56 (this is a joke😂)

[@bessieburnet9816]

Inalways imagined Shiver has killed man, but I would have thought poison be her preferred weapon.

[@TheCreationOfDread]

If someone dubbed it then it would be perfect

[@alejjtheninja5803]

My favourite genre of KZbin content is watching people lose their shit until they start wheezing at everything that happens.

[@lemmykoopa1379]

Callie’s character development is beautiful in this. First of all, you can see from the start that her name is “Amen” which is already quite religious. Near the end of the game, she loses her faith, saying that “there is no other life.” But then at the end of the game during the climactic battle with Mr. Grizz, she calls out, “God, stay here!” regaining her faith and calling out to Him. Such beauty…

[@myarmsrgone]

I love how they just started chanting "DEBT"

[@AGFilms1296]

So what I gathered from this. Agent 3 does hard work, and gets underpaid. Mr. Grizz has emotional turmoil yet wants to believe in the economy Callie is just being her usual cute self but more gritty. Marie is in some abusive relationship in need of help. Frye is oddly confused but uses her eels like a car. Shiver is a murderer. Big man is a social media expert and content creator. Cuttlefish didn’t change much. And Captain just exists.

[@Logan-p7e7w]

Orca: IFYOUREADTHISYOURGAY

[@spacecase2187]

Marie going “NUH UH” caught me so off guard