Creepiest Cthulhu Mythos Monsters in TTRPG and 5e Dungeons & Dragons - Web DM

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[@ConriDubhghail]

Have you guys heard that there's a new Dresden Files series in the works?

[@Azriel12399]

Have you guys ever looked at Kingdom Death: Monster?

[@thernalis6292]

"Human beings are mere insects compared to the eldritch gods, much like how humans are to ants. By the way, did you know that 20 to 50 humans are killed every year by ants? Isn't that an interesting statistic, Cthulhu?"

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You , my frend deserve some likes!

[@thernalis6292]

@@telkei3365 Don't be too quick to sing my praises. I 100% stole this from some KZbin video. Terrible writing advice I think was the name of the series.

[@SabirKhan-wu6je]

I understood that reference

[@Yora21]

@@SabirKhan-wu6je I undestood THAT reference!

[@barneystinson4289]

Terrible Writing Advice lmao

[@petertriller8343]

Fun fact: In Germany the Movie "Tremors" was called "Im Land der Raketenwürmer" which translates to "In the country of the rocket worms".

[@Nolinquisitor]

That introduction. THAT INTRODUCTION!! Citizen Kane-like epic clapping!

[@simplyepic1234]

That scream from pruitt 😂 top notch acting right there

[@vincentdurocher9699]

Screem? More like yelp lol

[@justinbell9558]

I thought that was a top notch scream, as well. 10/10.

[@kingduckie9135]

I'm gonna create some of my own Cthulhu inspired monsters for my DnD campaign because I want my players to truly have no idea what they are facing

[@alecharding]

Absolutely best intro for any TTRPG video ever!!! Happy halloween guys!

[@SharpTern]

I never pictured a leather sofa off-camera to Pruitt's left. This changes everything.

[@TreeEmmisary]

Intro game, always improving, always evolving, never static, truly an old god in and of itself

[@shae98sc2]

8:44 I think the term you’re looking for is “convergent evolution”. Essentially, it’s when organisms develop similar traits in response to similar selection pressures, i.e. lighter bones to allow for flight in both birds and bats. In terms of humanoid aliens, they’d probably have to be descended from simian analogies to have a similar body shape. Even then, depending on the exact conditions on the plant, their anatomy could be wildly different.

[@AGrumpyPanda]

When you think about it, the circumstances to arrive at a roughly humanoid shape aren't that out there, the main criteria being a circumstance that favours endurance walking over short distance sprinting.

[@shae98sc2]

@@AGrumpyPanda I would raise the point that humanity descends from simians that primarily lived in trees, hence why we don't have a quadrupedal gait. I would also raise the point that a quadruped is more suited to endurance, due to weight distribution being split between 4 points instead of 2, as well as having a lower center of gravity. However, given our ancestors' preferred hunting methods (i.e. running down prey after using a bow or spear to injure the prey) I would concede that humans do have some serious endurance. Whether that's because of our rather unique ability to sweat, or because of adaptations picked up after we left the trees, is beyond what we can verify without submitting research papers. As far as humanoid aliens go, the ability to sweat would be a surprisingly important gauge of "humanoid-ness".

[@Rautakello]

I personally always enjoyed the stories of ancient, hidden histories and civilizations that Lovecraft did much more. Rats in the walls, the Temple, those sorts of stories. The ones where you are made to question if what you know of humanity is accurate in the least as you begin discovering these hidden secrets. Stories like Colors out of Space are fine. unfathomable cosmic horror that makes humanity look like little more than bacteria, but I LOVE the stories that involve humanity, because the idea of the things in our history just being plain wrong and hiding some nightmare from the ancient past is just too perfect. I think it works really well when there is that element of the outer god mythos stuff, like in Shadow over Innsmouth. I'm always much more affected by those stories over the distant writhing chaos on the other side of the universe.

[@fisherjam5182]

Yeh but ailiens realty did make the piramids

[@lucascoval828]

Based Lovecraft. 😎

[@KevynKross]

The community mentioned is Purple Rocks, it’s similar in tone to Lovecraft’s story “Shadow over Innsmouth.” Volo’s Guide p.189

[@AnimeNPC.]

I am displeased you did not mention the King in Yellow. Mayhap you have yet to see it. So i ask you friends, Have you seen the yellow sign?

[@derekburge5294]

@@InquisitorThomas MUCKLEDAMNED CULTISTS!

[@MarionetteDuAuguste]

I have seen the yellow sign

[@scatteredplanes6667]

...this is a trap....

[@AnimeNPC.]

@@scatteredplanes6667 dont spoil the surprise.

[@stevencooper1103]

I'm currently in the process of writing a concept album about a musician that gets dreams and visions from Hastor, slowly going insane, called "Have you Seen the Yellow Sign?" My favorite deity in the mythos, lol.

[@Grimlore82]

I backed that Sandy Petersen's Cthuhlu Mythos Text for 5e. Excited is an understatement.

[@mikesteph2826]

I know i did the same I can't wait to see the PDF

[@MoMick4114]

That intro has to be one of the best. 10/10 smash that like

[@totallynotalpharius2283]

That squid is so big my brain don't work no more- Lovecraft, summerized

[@Flavortastical]

at 5:53 when you realize Chrono Trigger was Cthulhu game

[@ZrinNZ]

One of things I want to recommend to anyone who is going to use Lovecraftian elements to their campaign is don't skimp on the adjectives. Do precisely what Lovecraft did and use ridiculous words en masse. Eldritch, undulating, pulsating, throbbing. All of those words that make you shiver and feel uncomfortable. I described the creature my party last week fighting as "vaguely humanoid, with multiple limbs stretching and reaching out from its emaciated body of writhing faces sunken into its flesh. Their mouths and eyes constantly shifting in silent screams of agony." One of my players genuinely looked grossed out. Use that on your players. Use the uncanny valley and creepy descriptions to really set the tone. I''m running a campaign set on a magitech/steampunk Earth that I am putting multiple Lovecraft story references into. Primarily, the big story arc is that the Gith and Illithid are going to descend on the Earth like a massive alien invasion. There are rumours and stories about the creation of the dinosaurs, and how "The Old Ones" created the Dinosaurs as a precursor to all of the mortal races. The Old Ones are, mistakenly, thoughts to be far gone, but also different from the Illithid. The big reveal is going to be that the Illithid and the Old Ones are in this case, one and the same. Last week I used The Colour out of Space as a template for the party. This is a morally ambiguous campaign (leaning towards evil) where the party was contacted by the thieves' guild of Amazon City to investigate a meteor that crashed into a large farm out to the east.

[@Bluecho4]

I would advise most DMs to use descriptors for monsters, of all kinds (Lovecraftian or no), that are visceral and evocative and unsettling. Don't default to clinical descriptions - or, Yog forbid, giving the actual names of the monsters - because these make the beasties easy to categorize in the minds of players. And if the monster can be categorized, understood, it becomes less frightening. Even something as "innocuous" as a zombie can be unsettling, if you don't default to "it's a zombie" or "it's a walking corpse", then in the players' minds the creature could be anything. Moreover, focus not only upon visual cues, but of sounds and smells. "A shuffling figure, with joints that creak and spasm rigidly, that ambles forward without breath and reeks of putrescence. Heavy shadows hide eyes - or perhaps not - in recessed sockets. It shuffles towards you."

[@Grimlore82]

I made my own sanity system and am running a gritty realistic (pcs are humans) Curse of Strahd campaign. I agree with you 100%

[@lucascoval828]

Please write novels.....😨😨😨

[@lucascoval828]

@@Bluecho4 Damn. 😁

[@thesii213]

The bits at the beginning keep getting better!

[@goyasolidar]

My favorite Mythos creatures have always been the Hounds of Tindalos, extradimensional entities that exist within "angles" of time, as opposed to humans and other Earth organisms that live in "curves" of time, and who are able to break through reality using angles and corners as doorways into our universe.

[@alexanderchippel]

You could just live in a fish bowl. Problem solved.

[@goyasolidar]

@@alexanderchippel Of course now your problem is that you live in a fish bowl.

[@alexanderchippel]

@@goyasolidar Who wouldn't want to live in a fish bowl. You got yourself a collection of colored rocks, a castle, a plastic treasure chest, the works.

[@goyasolidar]

@@alexanderchippel It's the part where I'm not actually a fish that bothers me in this scenario.

[@alexanderchippel]

@@goyasolidar Dude, house fishes have it going on. You don't have to work, food falls from the sky periodically, you got yourself all the tiny colored rocks you could count.

[@shelteredchild8008]

Can you do a video on the Seelie and Unseelie courts and there Queens because I have two NPCs in a campaign I'm running that are warlocks one is a warlock of Queen of Air and Darkness and the other us a warlock of Queen Titania and I can't find anything about them that I can use to RP them I would really appreciate it. Also you guys are my favorite KZbin channel ever.

[@WebDM]

Thanks for the suggestion!!

[@shelteredchild8008]

@@WebDM oh my god you responded you instantly made this the best day of my life.

[@markandersen2661]

If you read the Dresden Files, there's a lot in there that you could borrow from it. Both of the queens feature prominently in that world

[@samkoch2360]

There's not enough fiction with fey as evil, antagonistic creatures. Lots of possibilities for some scary encounters and intense RP'ing!

[@shelteredchild8008]

@@markandersen2661 I just got the 1st book and I'm on chapter two of it

[@Natgeo-xf8xb]

Best web dm intro to date, and that's saying something, your intros are always awsome.

[@B.-T.]

Pruitt brought up comparisons between the Deep Ones and D&D's Sahuagin but I believe the Kuo-Toa are the D&D fishrace that is more inspired by the Deep Ones.

[@slapsmckenzie9293]

Oh wow just working through this backlog and I discover one of the best intros ever.

[@Alefiend]

Really, really good episode, guys. It garners my highest praise: It inspired me to think of games I might run.

[@draxthemsklonst]

Convergent evolution was what you were trying to remember, Pruitt. Thanks for including us in on the chat, this one was intriguing.

[@emophobe]

As I watched the latest episode of WebDM I couldn't shake the dreadful feeling that I was being watched. Not from outside my window but from a deep unknown between two dead stars. I fear as though this video has unlocked a forbidden eldritch knowledge

[@alexandersmith1777]

I love the idea how H.P. Lovecraft made his creatures and alien species! :)

[@lucascoval828]

Not just him. There were other writers that expanded on his Mythos.

[@mattyule5312]

Loved this intro. Another wonderful video folks, thank you.

[@TakManSan]

Man I love that premise that Jim detailed. The mass of tentacles coming out of the ground is terrifying!

[@TakManSan]

Totally appropriate use of an aberration like in “The Thing”, especially the John Carpenter version!

[@couragecoachsam]

That’s the kind of intro that’ll keep me coming back to you guys. Every time, haha

[@gonzaOu]

Your intros just keep getting better ❤️

[@ltshep713]

Tremors under the lens of a wider Lovecraftian setting makes it even better.

[@williamozier918]

I ran campaigns based on Cthulhhoid mythos using the modules, The Lost City, Hidden Shrine of Tomoachan, and Isle of Dread. Each of the pyramids had in their iddle a stonhenge like thing that allowed you to transport from one module to another. If the Resurrect Cthulhu spell was cast in all three at the same time that would could the Great Cthulhu to rise one again.

[@darkinitiative7862]

You guys deserve waaaaay more subs.

[@jonathanbchambless]

I just wanted to let you guys know that I love what you guys do.

[@Ars_Fabula_TTRPG]

I love how Travis just went mad. Great open Ya'll

[@rpgquestboard]

The Phaerimm that destroyed the Netheril society in old forgotten realms lore always struck me as a good example of lovecraftian monsters in d&d.

[@Xynth25]

Was literally listening to Call of Cthulhu at work today when Emma put this in the discord haha!

[@imaquis8368]

Oh also we fought a shoggoth for our Halloween special and holy shit XD. This is my first d&d campaign and wow that was one hell of a fight.

[@SpaceTrump]

Thanks for this video, I've been imagining a campaign where the Old Ones finally invade and this has given me some good ideas of what could be happening around the planet.

[@SpaceTrump]

On the Day of Armageddon when the barriers between the Astral Planes and the Mortal Realm Fall, and the air is filled with the crackle of magic from Good and Evil Gods fighting... At the height of the fighting, a God finally falls and with that release of magic the True Barrier breaks and calls forth the End. None can stand in the path of the Void, not God nor Man... do you try and fight or run?

[@Revenge221]

Another great topic. Another great video.

[@Kulthul]

This show is great. It’s full of so much info and presented is a way that’s easy for me to understand...but let’s be honest. I only watch for the amazing intros.

[@Kneenibble]

Amazing scream from Pruitt in the intro. xD

[@monteletourneau7159]

After accidentally watching Cthulhu and Aboleth episodes back to back I realized these two are like missing pieces to the puzzle of the other, and that gives a high level path of understanding and unlocking the power behind the hardest challenge in my Campaign of over 35 years, the coven of true dragons that run 1/2 the world that are really a company of pit fiends imprisoned in the planet with the patron demon of mankind (and Cthulu, unbeknownst). Even the Gods do not know the history of this planet, it is a feature of their cosmos that predates them, but the aboleth do. They actually worship Cthulhu, and are his only window to the universe. Their pantheon of celestials is just a screen. They'll have to be more powerful than the outer planes to defeat Cthulhu, but at least I finally have my end game, lol. Many thanks for this happy coincidence, I saw it coming only 1/2 way thru the first vid ;) The future of Batugrond, aka Batagren, the center of the heavens, where the Gods resolve their differences only remotely, if it has one, thanks to you immensely. It really is the most awesome place for any sylvan, fey, elf, half elf, oriental , or wood elf, be they wild or civilized. The sylvan cultures from around the galaxy come here in their afterlives, for the object lesson of how life could have been if they were all united as one and free, as in the world and in the heavens. On Bategron, there is no other survival strategy, it's all, or none. The Heavens intervene on this magic thick planet as often as they can to build advantage. Very large portals to the 8 main outer planes each form satellites of Battaegrun, the innermost is called Sun. Heaven and Hell are in the sky where one can see them during half their orbits. You can see them clearly against the background stars moving slowly to the North, especially when they turn in the sky and the astrologers all go crazy arguing about where they will stop. This is why Earthlings think the Earth is flat and the Sun goes around Earth. An almost flat horizon and the Baeteugroon centered universe is a deep racial memory. I'm finally sure I'm not joking when I say Cthulhu is driving this monstrosity. And the aboleth are the only key to even knowing he's there, or where this regime in the heavens, or on Bategrun itself, even came from? or what makes it all tick? much less why we wander the galaxy visiting other planes? Not even Mordenkainen nor even the Thendar know. Yuck, I don't want to play aboleth nor Cthulhu, but they have to be the keys :( Thank you immensely, I probably just forgot, but w/out you it would have stayed that way. Sure hope I can find a way to save the players from ever finding the aboleth, cuz I hates me some mind flayers and psionics pretty fierce. But what has got to be done, must be done. re: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6jOg4ygnMdoiJo kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4qlfnuDmJisrck

[@leviphipps2462]

So with that Necronomicon story, the investigators used their friend as a sanity tank? Radical.

[@DreadPyriteBob]

Best intro so far!

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

Yithians switched bodies with beetle-folk from earth's future.

[@KitchenBratlann]

Awesome intro !!!

[@Wolfphototech]

Stopped by to double check this video as i was double checking what others have covered about the Cthulhu Mythos .

[@nomnomgoblin8901]

Well this was a good way to start my morning.

[@nicholassmith8027]

I haven't been this early to a web dm video in a while

[@rnggaming8720]

The purple rocks, they gave us more Info about it in mordenkainen's sea spawns and krakens

[@tbelac]

I believe the island in the Forgotten Realms that Jim mentioned is Purple Rocks. Rather than worshipping deep ones they worship a Kraken but it’s very very similar

[@intellectualrebel1141]

Great Episode guys, entertaining and Informative as per your usual. A question though that occurred to me as you guys have done videos on call of Cthulhu, have you guys played any of the World of Darkness games?

[@WebDM]

We sure did, back in the day!!

[@Choomy8542]

You know what flies, stings, and can go invisible? Imps. Imps do that. haha but great video as always

[@TimothyMReynolds]

Best intro so far

[@lukegood8802]

Call of cthulhu is easily my favorite RPG and I'm always excited when I see you guys exploring lovecraftian content either on the show or on the patreon podcast? Just wondering do you have anything else in the work for us Lovecraft fans?

[@punkpinata7062]

There is a really neat comic called 'Weird Detective'. In this story a Fungi changes bodies with a Human Detective because a Shogoth has hidden itself on earth and the fungi has to hunt it down, whilest also keeping up his cover.

[@lucascoval828]

Cool.

[@theshadow5251]

Speaking of Midgard, an episode on that setting would be amazing!

[@williamaitken7533]

The Innsmouth-esque community you mentioned is in Purple Rocks, off the coast to the west of Icewind Dale. It got mentioned in Volo's Guide but is also brought up in Storm King's Thunder (even if it's brought up in a completely random and poorly described way).

[@imaquis8368]

XD that intro was hilarious

[@johnstuartkeller5244]

Favorite intro!

[@SilverSidedSquirrel]

the only way to make that intro better would be to add the Baywatch Nights theme XD

[@StressHead95]

That intro was so damn good

[@phoenixiwaki]

Epic intro!!!!!! 🐙

[@youtubeseagull]

Don't think i didn't notice your lovely groomed beards!!!! :-D and hair too i think.... your goblin underling or unseen servants are getting more adept!

[@ironreed2654]

Good video, the last one was too short. Keep it at 30 minutes is perfect!

[@zoraster3749]

That hellboy thumbnail is priceless

[@Hollowpitta]

Always wanted to play a character in a lovecraftian setting, sounds awesome

[@aFallenWolf]

I know this is a deep and existential episode but i'm so distracted by those awesome troll/giant toys in the background. Where can I get them?

[@tobboganhawk]

a great video. killer intro, and thank you for addressing the horrific colonial aspect. I feel like most people ignore that when trying to make sense of the creatures to most people

[@MittyPoots]

Caleb: You see that spec way up there? That’s another planet! Nott: No no, THIS is the planet!

[@rainyxyz]

nice way to change up the intro :D

[@hobbes2555]

My next campaign will involve vampires trying to connect their homeworld to the PC'S world to create a hunting preserve, and a cult trying to get Hastur, the yellow king, out of carcosa.

[@JayChampagne]

One of my favorite Mythos monsters is Robert Bloch's "Star Vampire". These creatures travel the stars to drink blood. They are invisible, but the blood they drink isn't. So, if you were to see someone get attacked, here's what you'd see. First, there would be the sound of giggling that seems to come from all directions. Then, the victim is raised into the air, screaming and flailing against an unknown assailant. Suddenly, fountains of blood erupt all over the victim's body, twisting into crimson ribbons that eventually meet at a fixed point that slowly takes the shape of a gaping maw. As the blood flows out of the victim, he shrivels into a twisted, mummified husk, which is carelessly tossed by tentacles seemingly formed from his own fluids into the central chasm. As the mouth closes around him, teeth crunch into his disfigured corpse, with bits of him sticking to what appear to be an endless array of fangs. Finally, its meal complete, the creature launches itself into the sky, filling the space around it with gleeful laughter.

[@starcrafter13terran]

6:18 multiple cythonians can cause earthquakes. If the number if high enough, it can destroy anything on the surface.

[@TheNerdySimulation]

Oh so much to talk about in the realm of Lovecraft and oh so little time us ants have to do so with...

[@cougar71624]

This is my all time favorite type of monster and the hardest to make work in a game like D&D where characters hunt monsters for a living.

[@ArBee123]

Best.Intro.Ever.

[@breadcrumbeggar]

Best intro

[@MintyDarkFinger]

If you want "Lovecraftian" style stuff the the tee in DnD books. The Star Spawn from Mordekainens are amazing. The text boxes with the lore, followers of "Kyuss, the worm that walks. Tharizun, the chained god" And many more amazing creepy tilted old 'gods'. Their theme is insanely on point. I made a cool Eldritch one shot about them and a Kyuss reskin along with some re-skins of the sorrowsworn into undead creatures. Easily the best addition in terms of horror/thriller in 5e DnD..

[@ashvandal5697]

Great into

[@samimvardar]

Best opening ever

[@reubenfromow4854]

I’d love to rub a lovecraftian game in the D&D forgotten realms... like, set it in a small farming town where something’s coming up from under the world... or in Waterdeep as a cult attempts to summon a great old one, or on the purple rocks and just shadow over innsmouth it lol. So many options!

[@nicolaezenoaga9756]

Thank you.

[@crazylegs5063]

I like how the camera man seems to lose his sanity on sight of the creature.

[@stephenpatterson2860]

10/10 intro

[@Toto-95]

syncretic evolution is the term you were looking for :)

[@TimdeVisser86]

Imagine trying to Blink away from a Chtonian or Flying Polyp and finding out it exists simultaneously on the Ethereal Plane.

[@Andrewc87563]

Looks like Pruitt forgot to buy those comfy chairs to sit in whilst recording shows.

[@Bluecho4]

If you're going to run a DnD 5e campaign that heavily features Lovecraftian monsters and themes, you would not be ill-served by including the optional Sanity ability score, from the DMG. So you can actually go making Sanity checks (or more likely Sanity saving throws) whenever you encounter a cosmic horror, or something that was never meant to be. I guarantee, the players are more likely to approach such things with more trepidation, if even seeing something like an undead creature, or a gibbering mouther, or a mind flayer, caused them to roll to keep from losing their composure or even from going temporarily insane.

[@kikiblair5132]

I think our world is either on the other side of the Far Realm or was at one time the universe that the Obyrith come from.

[@kotahitt9563]

This intro wins

[@DanJMW]

If you want a 5E campaign setting that features Mythos monsters via the Sword & Sorcery/Conan vector, check out Primeval Thule! It's an excellent product and includes stats for mi-go, serpent folk, moon calfs and a bunch of others, even a couple of Great Old Ones.

[@alexanderchippel]

I love Tremors. Bert Gummer is the man all men should strive to be.

[@williambibens4508]

Good old Hp “Hates the welsh” Lovecraft

[@laurelhill3505]

I always knew something lived behind that door!!!!!!!

[@slappymcgee1245]

I'm enjoying the new table or I haven't noticed it before blinded I was by the beard

[@MrMAJORzer0]

best scream ever