Creepy Moments # 9

A series about frightening moments or events that can't be covered with Creepy Bad Endings or Creepy Time Limits.
For the ninth episode of Creepy Moments, the featured game is a farming simulator. how could a farming game possibly instill any kind of fear? Well, let me show you how!
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[@henotic.essence]

This event reflects a part of Japanese culture quite well. They're mostly humble people that don't flaunt wealth of success. The success of one person is the success of the group. The people in Mineral town are all struggling in their own ways, and for you to senselessly flaunt your wealth with something so wasteful, it really offends them. So it makes sense. But that's tough shit to put in a kids game, tbh.

[@dusaprukiyathan1613]

They should have had some paint or something to make Golden Lumber not offend the townsfolk.

[@alekxx713]

dude, people here don’t like individual success.

[@UtopianMagic1408]

Then why would they sell the golden lumber then maybe to craft unbreakable tools maybe?

[@Celeste.Marina]

That's actually really interesting.

[@cbbblue8348]

But be fair, circlejerking and bullying is one major case in Japan and this kinda reflects it, like having an outstanding grade in school and you might end up having the entire class surround your table and say "Don't get to cocky you little shit". Japanese are certainly humble people but when they are mad, they are really crazy mad about it.

[@Dom270385]

So remember kids, if you buy something expensive with your hard earned money, everyone will hate you irrationally until you get rid of it. Seriously though, I don't really understand why the entire town would despise you for buying the best lumber. It is especially bad that there is no warning so you can waste all of that money and then have to throw it away because the town gets jealous very easily.

[@WhimsicottFanatic]

According to another comment, they only get peeved if you let one of your animals die. I assume as a sort of "Oh, you can't be bothered to take care of your livestock, but you'll gladly buy yourself a log-shaped hunk of gold?" thing. Lub Lub probably been a bit more clear about it, but since he did mention the animals can die, I reckon it was a case of catching the Checkhov's Gun.

[@Dom270385]

COCONUT GUN Oh okay. Still doesn't make a ton of since it makes it seem like the towns folk are so obsessed with your life that they not only routinely check your farm while you sleep, but also keep track of your animals and when and how they die.

[@deadmeme2902]

+COCONUT GUN Nope, it happens regardless if a animal died or not.

[@loneshewolf74]

Actually, it's mentioned on the TV show in the game that gives out advice about farming.

[@Dom270385]

Simaginary Friend Okay so the game does mention it... on the TV which I hardly ever use in a Harvest Moon game except for the weather. Still seems unfair.

[@NessBrawl64]

I thought you were going to mention the Kappa. For those who don't know it: If you enter your house at exactly 12AM and check the mirror repeatedly, the Kappa will briefly appear as your reflection and disappear in a flash, then there will be a loud noise outside your home (loud enough that even your character gets surprised and looks around). Nothing else happens... Thankfully.

[@fukase861]

NessBrawl64 that's... weird

[@gayeong428]

I thought he was outside waiting for u to answer the door, after you open it, all u get is a "You sure are stubborn"😂😂😂

[@HannahAii]

it only happens in the boy version

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

He's playing the girl version where the Mirror can't be used for checking your reflection

[@softpurplebat]

... what, srsly? o.O

[@ruthmcnally310]

If they hate the golden lumber so much, why do they even let be stocked in the first place?

[@anotheronebitesthedust6100]

Maybe they love to hate peoples?

[@sprites4ever482]

+People

[@KaedeLanyo]

My thought exactly.

[@anotheronebitesthedust6100]

Neon Skylite Actually it happen even if you don't let any animals you have die.

[@Dystnine]

I think it's something along the lines of an Aesop lesson. It shows you that being greedy is wrong or somethin'.

[@jamesa.646]

you almost got me with the being murder part lol

[@arksmarks5492]

Yea me too that seemed legit with the towns people being pissy and all

[@carlesnoguerabarbany3345]

I totally believed it, few things made me wtf harder that what happened

[@LuigiXHero]

I almost fell for it but the font he used was way too pixel perfect.

[@michealforguson5317]

+Carles Noguera Barbany It got me, too. And it made total sense. What with how the townspeople were reacting and all.

[@puckie643]

It was clear the "Game Over" was his, not the game's, but I was still thinking the neighbors actually killed you. Holy shit, it scared me.

[@cateye008]

How fitting to have the sad-sounding Winter music for everyone getting angry at you.

[@AlchemiconSilver]

cateye008 It might be perma winter if you use Golden Lumber.

[@josephlara2188]

You know, this would only make me buy more golden lumber out of spite.

[@lampgirl100]

Then rebuild the house out of golden lumber.

[@siriustheislandprotector9720]

Joseph Lara yep

[@scarletrose8766]

lampgirl100 actually you can do that in Harvest Moon Ds and DS cute having golden lumber as the material to build your basements, bathroom and other buildings but mayor Thomas same mayor that of mineral town who hates a piece of golden lumber fence won't say anything about you having a golden barn etc. He seems perfectly fine even if your basement is made of golden lumber like I don't get it you have a shimmering gold barn/coop/silo basement/bathroom all the sheds etc. And he dosent say anything but put one as fence and he goes ape shit

[@thecornmaker849]

Just write FUCK YOU from golden lumber

[@charliedelapaz2696]

@@scarletrose8766 he may have realized the consequences of shaming someone for their success and eventually commiting suicide because of depression.

[@Dragorosso95]

I don't get it, I understand that if you steal everyone start calling you THIEF, it's a lesson for you, "Don't steal!" But why every single person should insult you for something that you bought with YOUR money and put in YOUR farm?!

[@ABCDEFGHdumbo]

-It only happens if an animal dies.-

[@emperorwisel4842]

i think they are actually jealous about you farm :v

[@theboomerpride]

They are jealous

[@seanmyster6]

+meme-man jojo If that's true, then it actually makes more sense, because then it's like "Oh, so you can't be bothered to take proper care of your animals, but what you CAN do is go around buying expensive stuff for yourself!"

[@louvinskypetidor2973]

+seanmyster6 Good point

[@juhaniaho6698]

Me losing a farm animal: Welp, accidents happen. Me owning the best item in the game: Y O U T H I N K Y O U R B E T T E R T H A N U S?! (Slash-slash)

[@Pooky1991]

@@SmogValley which Is even funnier to me, when so many anime have the rich kid as one of the smartest or most respectable people in school. I understand what they were trying to do, but they did it badly

[@ViveeFox]

The Golden Lumber can be obtained from the Mayor as well, as a reward for gathering a rare item for him before 7 PM on the day he asks you. It seems kinda silly that he hates you for showing off something HE gave you.

[@bandicootsauce4569]

It's a CONSPIRACY, man!

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

I hated Thomas after that

[@janrafaelyrigoyen7433]

Doesn't he tell you to put it inside?

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

​@@janrafaelyrigoyen7433 you can't place it inside

[@PlazyFella]

I thought it was neat that this game had a "Don't be greedy" lesson, but it seriously wasn't done right. The only thing this taught me is that if you become a big success in your work, people will hate you because you're a success and wants you to get rid of your stuff you worked hard for.

[@sonicthehedge]

Agree the way this game puts this hate to the golden lumber isn't done right. They should of aleast done this with you buying the golden lumber and everything would be normal but if you like let your animales die by sickness or never gift your wife stuff etc then the town should hate on you for making stupid errors but have the money to buy a lumber made of gold.

[@chalkfourtyfive]

The Lazygineer Now you know why Vargas commited suicide.

[@kakashihatake326]

The Lazygineer Thats a good lesson by itself. the world is a cruel place.

[@sylvierose2799]

Crystal Pearl the Brazilian president?

[@kingbee2537]

It’s so cult like

[@carlesnoguerabarbany3345]

I just got social anxiety from a Harvest Moon game

[@user-gk7xy2lr5s]

Me too bruh thats my fav game

[@X0CR0W]

@@user-gk7xy2lr5s same here

[@yeahhaey1794]

Now I now the reason why I have social anxiety right now

[@nekonomicon9938]

You actually got me with the Game Over joke I never played this game before so I thought that was real and when I heard the stab effect my jaw dropped.

[@markjosephcueto2883]

I did too, simply because I never got that far into the game.

[@vulpixerneas6191]

Same here.

[@NeoDanomaru]

Murder... IN HARVEST MOON?! WHAT!? That's like expecting a tea party with M Bison in Street Fighter!!!

[@MrHibugji]

i was the same, my eyes were wide open, and i ran over to the search tab typing harvest moon game over ending or something

[@fukase861]

omfg same

[@Doritoviet]

*hoards a ton of rubber ducks* Everyone: Wow! You could seriously be in the Guiness Book of World Records! *takes one gold tree log and sets it down* Everyone: BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!!!

[@TheBrawlUnit]

Shouldn't they get mad at the guy making and selling them instead ?

[@carlz3538]

That's exactly what I said to myself

[@BloodyMaryV]

Eh, what to expect from people unable to grow their own food, their jealous of you from the VERY beginning of the game, that's why they check on your animal, trying to dig out the tiniest bit of dirt on you, just to rub your face with it when the time come (I bet they have a "moron signal" hidden in the mayor's house). When Git say taht there was an other way to escae than suicide, I though that it was possible to burn the village to the ground for more farmland and use the corpse of the villagers to make food for your crop. I'm sorry I found this a well served justice if a bit over the top. (don't do that at home, kids)

[@Daniel156657]

No, makes too much sense for a video game

[@someguy4252]

dont quote me here but if my memory is good you can have the last laugh in some games go to the harvest festival and drop a lv 100 poison mushroom in the pot and enjoy the credits even if it dosnt work in some games its just fun to ruin the events when you can for fun try dropimng anything that dosnt sound good in the soup and use your imagnaition

[@commanderjames5564]

some guy you die too if you do that though

[@cerulee]

Harvest Moon is notorious for having many of their NPCs be unforgivably rude shits. I've always been frustrated with gift-giving and constantly have to look up the wiki in order to find out who likes what. Most of the older games give you absolutely no clue what certain NPCs like and even the newer ones are annoyingly cryptic at times. They throw a fit if you give them a gift they don't like instead of refusing to take it like a normal person. I know the whole point of giving gifts is to increase heart points faster than just talking but do they have to be so bitchy about it?

[@ruthmcnally310]

Wow, that sounds bad. What's wrong with a simple, "Sorry, this just isn't my sort of thing. I'm sure someone else would love it though."

[@DarkOrderSolDjango]

Well because back in the day we weren't assisted players, in FPS games we had to find a medikit to heal and now you just have to cover for a while and you're good to go again. Exemple: Metal gear solid 1 = Rations to heal, MGS5: TPP = don't take damage for X second then you heal. In HM it's like IRL, you can't look up a guide to know what people loves what so you had to try multiple time in order to find what gift someone loves and what gifts you should avoid.

[@cerulee]

DarkOrderSolDjango While that is true I still stick to my question of why they can't just politely refuse something they don't want instead of getting mad at you for not knowing what they don't like when you had no way to find out. It makes them look like a bunch of jerks.

[@DarkOrderSolDjango]

cerulee Well because you never asked them what they liked.

[@cerulee]

DarkOrderSolDjango You can't. If they even have a line of dialogue mentioning something they like, it's random if you actually wind up seeing it. You have to either use trial and error or look up the wiki, like I said.

[@RobotwarsKing]

Yeah, I could say it's not so much _"Friends of Mineral Town"_ as _"Assholes of Mineral Town"_. Especially when literally everyone in the town come to your house to scream that they hate you for having a nice fence, and then in the same day say how much they need you and your farm, despite peppering their dialogue with insulting names directed at you. If there was an option to, just upping sticks and letting those two-faced scumbags rot would be good.

[@dragoonunleashed9962]

RobotwarsKing i want to make a "32 bit hatred farmer" mod for this game, if you want, in any moment, you can grab a weapon (axe, sickle, a fucking double barreled SHOTGUN, bazooka and more) and start killing people like a sick-fuck, something like brutal doom

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

+RobotwarsKing Thats some fancy Ass Fence!

[@mitchellamar3286]

god I hate playground insults more then I do genuine ones so if this happened to me in real life the amount of shirtless fist fights in that town would rise significantly

[@dragoonunleashed9962]

Mitchell Amar *dude, get a stand, is going to be even funnier*

[@jacobyne]

*Places a piece of Golden Lumber in the comment section*

[@Redhead-pf8le]

*Instantly hates you for it* Moneybags.

[@cassidy8307]

You greedy dirtbag

[@rain51dbb]

Cristiano greedy witch

[@alkalinepineapples733]

YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

[@erinistryingherbest]

You greedy witch,How could you?

[@RenaTheArcanine]

I actually thought that "murder" scene was legit, had me shook for like 10 seconds

[@ethanciotti554]

This a perfect example of jealousy going way too far.

[@blazingkite8983]

Yeah. About dying animals. This is something I seriously hated from friends of Mineral town... If you had an animal that was sick... But the shop was close for the day and you couldn't buy the stuff... You're like Okay, I'll wait next day... BUT ON THE NEXT FCKING DAY THERE'S A STORM AND YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE... AND SO ONLY THING U CAN DO IS SLEEP AND WAIT NEXT DAY.. BUT ON NEXT DAY THEY DIE. That's something I rly hated... And so that's why I was very happy when I knew you could go outside the house even during a storm in Grand Bazaar

[@crisscrosszx]

first time that happened to me i was too shocked. so i stopped playing it for the whole day

[@paintedbooks4416]

You could save u know and if the weaher next day in unfavorable, reload over n over again until the weather is favorable

[@crisscrosszx]

Killer4 Blood Nex time, tell that to 7 years old me

[@paintedbooks4416]

There are lots of tips n tricks to this game online u know. Like how to sell to won n how to marry hidden characters n stuff

[@crisscrosszx]

There were like 2% of places with internet back in 2004 here on argentina, so yeah... There's your answer

[@dawsonglawe2358]

So you buy something with your hard-earned money, that you actually use to improve your farm, and everyone hates you? Yeah, I'm so greedy seeing how I went through blood, sweat, and tears to get where I am, just for a small piece of freaking expensive lumber.

[@ArcadeStriker]

So if you just choose "THIEF" as your name in Link Awakening, then you wouldn't feel any guilt because that would still be your name :p And maybe the same with Moneybags.

[@whoisthisgit]

I used to actually do that, because the thought of paying 980 rupees for a Bow was too much. Now, though, I don't think I could live with the permanent name-calling.

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

+whoisthisgit Hey mate! I was wondering why Jwitz disable all his comments on all his videos?

[@whoisthisgit]

Elite Amazon soldier 2 Why would I know that, I don't like or watch his videos. But if he wants to disable comments on his videos, let him. I don't understand why doing such is seen as such a mortal sin on this site.

[@ArcadeStriker]

whoisthisgit Me neither. If there are many valid reasons to do so (Or to avoid controversy or stupid comments), then it's fine for me, and doubly so if the reason for the disabled comments is given in the description or somewhere.

[@Dystnine]

I nearly did on my LAL vids due to a certain fanbase harassing me ot play their fucking game.

[@maori297]

Watching those townfolk get mad over something the farmer buys actually made me mad to the point where I wanna fight them. Like in the streets

[@Dusty_Pixel]

So what's everyones problem if a farmer has a golden lumber? It costed so much and they get treated with bad names...

[@markjosephcueto2883]

+The Chrisu3 Maybe, due to some cultural reason, they despise people with golden lumber and the carpenter guy (haven't played harvest moon in a while) just sold it to make a quick buck.

[@Dusty_Pixel]

I think the reason also could be, that you don't buy stuff to help your animals, BUT instead waste money to get an overpriced piece of golden lumber. They treat you like you should care better for your animals instead of paying money to get lumber.

[@Diego13303]

They think you are showing of your money or something.

[@javierguerrero7025]

+vincenzo gentile no it still happends if you kill the animal or not

[@pixeltiger4204]

its confirmed that their jelous

[@littenz338]

That momment when your siblings hate you for lumber

[@dicksonmattxenoblade6491]

They actually do that in Harvest Moon? That's like if in Animal Crossing if you got the King's Crown item, (the most expensive item in the whole game) all of your animals hated you until you sold it or buried it. And then the next day even Tortimer hated you for it.

[@plasmaxander912]

and to rub further salt into the wound resetti deletes your save if you dont get rid of it

[@bnewtz7492]

Dickson 'Matt' Xenoblade Really? I’ve bought the King’s Crown in all Animal Crossing games and I’ve never had that kind of reaction from the villagers happen.

[@violinangel6685]

@@bnewtz7492 he/she were giving an example in the form of AC

[@AlienFaun]

Jesus Chirst, I don't want to think about Animal Crossing using the same idea as Harvest Moon, I mean being hated for owning an expensive item

[@EvilMastermindOfDoom]

Wow, that fake ending got me good. Probably because to my very first try of playing Harvest Moon ended after a minute due to the mayor getting murdered by my dog. That was... scarring.

[@meilinrivera1]

Wait what

[@EvilMastermindOfDoom]

In Harvest Moon DS your dog attacks the mayor during the opening dialogue. If you choose not to stop it, the screen goes red and the credits roll.

[@fati.kay3672]

@@EvilMastermindOfDoom BRUH?

[@DragoonMS]

Serves that stupidiot Mayor Thomas right. Hurling all manner of insults at you, comparing you to the girl in Friends of Mineral Town For Girl/More Friends of Mineral Town...doesn't even realize that you're literally forcing him towards your dog. And based on what I heard about Harvest Moon DS (it's a glitchy, bug-riddled mess and DS Cute is superior), it's really the only fitting ending. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[@xanethedarkwerehog]

“Game over” that’s some dark shit man...

[@calabjohnson5876]

Why does Gotz even have Goldrn Lumber sale if its such a taboo to have it in down? And then he hates you despite the fact HE sold it to you?

[@hin5827]

it only like that if you let 1 of your animals die because it like you don't have enough money to cure your animals but have enough miney to buy a golden log

[@deadmeme2902]

+hin phu Nope, it happens regardless if a animal died or not.

[@marus8368]

In this game, if you don't make sure you will have enough money to cure every animal once they get sick, you shouldn't even get one. When I first played FOMT I got myself a chicken at the start of the game, which died 2 weeks later because I didn't have the money to cure it's illness.

[@javierguerrero7025]

+The One Tactician nope it still happends if you animal died of sick or not

[@hin5827]

+That metal Dinosaur lol

[@PegasusBrill]

I recall reading up on a creepy moment about Harvest moon once, where apparently you can drop a poison mushroom into some stew and kill the entire town?

[@cattleyaisabella23]

u wouldnt, u just get the enture town prertt feeling sick

[@cattleyaisabella23]

@Daddly Lou Gerera ill look into it

[@suorsodavit7421]

@Daddly Lou Gerera what the? Lovely Harvest moon I used to play can get this dark!?

[@cirnoe1484]

@@cattleyaisabella23 kzbin.info/www/bejne/p17WeoV8iZyad9k

[@mutedkimi7843]

"Have I been sleep-murdering again?" That part seriously got me😂

[@cameralova]

The biggest question is why you were individually putting the eggplant into the bin when you have a basket right there, and a rucksack that at the very least holds 3. Lol

[@scarletrose8766]

cameralova pretty sure he would have at least the largest rucksack by that time if he can afford that much farming space and a basket but not using the basket is beyond my I tend to use mine a lot even if I'm like shipping 20 items

[@ambannedfrombeinghuman2263]

Read that as 'Nutsack' and was confused for a solid second

[@swarm232]

Should have known that ending was fake, because the video is called Creepy Moments and not Creepy Endings! .... but you got me nonetheless

[@FlintDragoon]

it kind of does to an extent, in some games if you failed to get married the game ends after x-amount of years pass, so basically game over start a new.

[@ThePrayingMantis08]

he got me until the hd quality game over font

[@markjosephcueto2883]

+EvilHeavy He probably just wanted to emphasise that you died using his text.

[@ThePrayingMantis08]

Mixtape Bug also the fade isn't in the same style as the rest of the game not that i noticed that first time ofc

[@markjosephcueto2883]

I know

[@knowwhoiamyet]

Well, half of everyone in town, at least I'M contributing to the economic growth of the valley. How's the gossip factory going ladies? Made any big strides lately? Wait...

[@djimonmcdonald9085]

"Is it because I don't like Undertale?!" Liked. Subbed. Dude you are a funny guy#

[@djimonmcdonald9085]

guy*

[@therobloxwarrior3651]

Djimon Mcdonald fuck you i love undertail (Spelling On Porpuse) *☆w☆*

[@justaprinny9940]

yes

[@finelia5294]

Don't be rude ^^ it's a "girl"

[@ChoccyMilkTea]

What's wrong with everyone hating Undertale?! The Fandom is cancer but you can't hate a game because of it's fandom...

[@KomotoRaynar]

You know, to this day, I still fail to understand why the Golden Lumber even exists when the game itself berates you endlessly for even DARING to want a rot proof fence. This is why I like Rune Factory better. No fences involved.

[@nabelalifxiiak4565]

Komoto Raynar Pffftt :3 i laughed so hard because "No fence Involved" 😂

[@nathanieljasondemesa3135]

Japanese discipline

[@kaydwessie296]

I just always used stones. They're free and nobody hates them

[@scarletrose8766]

Actually Harvest Moon Ds and Ds cute throws that out the window I still think you can't use it as a fence still cause mad people be mad yet you can have a golden barn etc. But no one is mad like wtf I got a shimmering gold barn and the villagers are fine with it even mayor Thomas but hates you for having a fence that never rots (glad stone fence was a thing in DS and Ds cute

[@scarletrose8766]

Polluted Valley which is stupid btw

[@sorinsnow3232]

Paused at 1:37 just to say, Shipi is the best name for a sheep omfg, im stealing it for my next sheep

[@DoctorNovakaine]

I don't get why it's even in the game if it exists solely to punish you for daring to use it. If you ask me, the ones with the real problem are the programmers.

[@dibkle]

I agree either it was someone messing around or some kind of messed up moral. Either way, not cool.

[@iimystican7991]

They should have called this game Roast Simulator 2k16

[@chalkfourtyfive]

iiMystican More like Asshole Neighbor Simulator

[@KyuubiNaruto41]

Instead of ditching the lumber I would've gotten more just to see if it gets worse. Hey they are harping me for a BS reason I'm going to keep going for a BS reason.

[@zauztheblacksmith]

I can just imagine the villagers queuing up outside the main character's house and going "Right, once she comes out of her house, walk up in a single file line and insult her. One at a time, now!"

[@ashessakura7518]

The one funny part is that Huang (or whatever his OG name was) doesn’t show up to verbally castrate you, he loves money so if anything the golden lumber probably impresses him 😂

[@elitekiller9621]

His name is Won in the original FOMT and MFOMT.

[@FUnazis]

THIS is the reason you're getting poisoned by lvl 100 toadstool mushrooms, Harvest Moon people...

[@marielenapotts848]

Why TF is owning golden lumber a sin in this game?

[@Neko_Medic]

in japan you are suposed to be as humble as possible. you can't brag nor do anything fancy, others must do it for you. outdated AF, even for the time the game was released.

[@Ducksquare]

Neko Medic i think its cause he edited his game money cause that was the only way to get a golden log

[@yosh9192]

Nope, the mayor said "It's because of that golden lumber!"

[@saniaaf2251]

Telos even if you have lots of money (cheating or not), nobody would give a damn as long as you don't get that golden lumber

[@scarletrose8766]

Nope throw that out the window cause in HM Ds and Ds cute your allowed to have a building made up entirely out of golden lumber even mayor Thomas who takes care of your shipment dosent say anything about a shimmering gold barn/coop/silo/basements/material and lumber sheds/etc.

[@scarletrose8766]

But gets upset with a single golden lumber as a fence

[@liamwebster3862]

Imagine an ending in the game where the player character eventually gets tired of all the berating he/she has for owning the golden lumber that she secretly buys tons of golden lumbers and places all of them in every other characters home overnight. When all the villages wake up to the sight of everyone having golden lumbers except the player character, everybody constantly argues with each other, eventually turning into a full-scale riot. As the chaos ends and everybody's lives are in ruin, the player character is shown moving to a new town while Bob Dylan's 'Like a Rolling Stone' plays in the credits. *That* would be karma.

[@HopefulLass]

I genuinely had shivers down my spine with the "false" ending. I can't believe I actually fell for that xD

[@jurisfootrag]

My first few times playing Harvest Moon 64, I had no idea Zack just came in automatically to collect the shipment. I was in a different part of the farm by myself and when I saw his textbox appear, it scared the fuck outta me. Because of what he says when he does pick up, I seriously thought there was like some sort of drug deal happening on my farm lol

[@alexisfillmore7374]

"So what if I DON'T like Undertale?!" Wow, you made an AVID Undertale fan laugh hard.

[@user-il5ec1qx3p]

Lol it made me laugh too

[@Tavdogg11]

Good one... But i must know... whats a AVID

[@acesamm]

Alexis Fillmore I did not laugh! 😡

[@duckyducktm9197]

Because you're a crazy fangirl.

[@ElectrikStatik900]

Remember kids, buying something expensive with your own money without theft will automatically make everyone hate you instantly for no reason! This game is seriously f**ked up though with the golden lumber.

[@Alouette_EXE]

Why arent they hating Gotz for owning so much of that golden lumber?

[@calvinanderson4245]

Next Random Acts of Spite video: spelling out "FUCK THE HATERS" with Golden Lumber.

[@cartridgeinside]

You got me at the false game over scene xDDD

[@lanthelancer]

I have never played a Harvest Moon game, but seriously, what was that about?! I see weird stuff all the time, (I watch lots of anime) but did they really start loathing you just for having golden lumber? The way they spoke to you made it seem like you had committed some ungodly crime and were sent to hell and your atonement is having all the people you thought care about you tell you about how they never thought you were capable of something so evil.

[@deadmeme2902]

+Super God Cay Nope, happens regardless if a animal died or not.

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

+DEADMEME It happened to me when I cheated the Harvest Goddess's Minigame where I got the Gold Lumber.

[@scarletrose8766]

What's more ironic that if you play harvest moon ds or Ds cute the mayor of mineral town mayor Thomas is responsible for your shipment in that game and he's perfectly fine if you own a frikin barn or any buildings made out of golden lumber but can't tolerate a single golden lumber as a fence

[@silvermoons7539]

The heck! They were all THAT jealous!? That's ridiculous!

[@Spingerex]

Haters gonna hate,they're mad cause I work hard and late,no time to wait,gotta go get that golden gate. (I know it's actually a golden fence but I needed something to rhyme with "wait".)

[@NoctournalDonut]

You know you really balls'd up when you pissed off Postman Pat... (Yeah, I know his name is Harris and he's actually a police officer in FoMT, but I just couldn't resist! XD)

[@Rplay-nf6xm]

that knife part really got me tbh

[@eltiolavara9]

holy fucking shit this is goanimate levels of anger over petty things

[@yosh9192]

W AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AHH

[@nathanieljasondemesa3135]

Manna always has the longest say, like what she do when she make gossips lol

[@ethanawaao1291]

**buys anything made of gold** Everyone: YOU BIT-

[@ViperDivinity]

Damn Mineral Town is more saltier than the sea

[@lFede64l]

OMFG the part of the video when you roast the people that come to hate you. Thanks, whois, I've been laughing like an idiot for 3 minutes.

[@horesfan400]

hey guys, check out my new golden tree log!

[@horesfan400]

just as i predicted

[@birdsdontflylikethat]

Trying to play smartass, you spoiled piece of crap? Hah! I never thought you liked imitating human beings!

[@horesfan400]

it's just a joke i made by the video

[@bigredbutton7085]

I hope you go to Undertale.

[@bjgeantil]

you selfish monster!

[@jaxjaxattaxx]

Ohmygod that was the funniest thing ever. And my mouth dropped open with the murder part omgggg

[@mini_mew775]

Love how you have to buy love in the game. Town ppl be stingy AF!!! Awfully insulting when you all can't even save your own town without the farmers help!

[@mudbuddy1]

Jesus christ I was shook when you said the villagers murdered you LOL. I used to play harvest moon on my gamecube and I was like omg they could not put that in the game!!! I was relieved when it was fake lol

[@deadneonthe4th945]

The father have sinned. Envy is a deadly sin.

[@Maestro_Gear]

"bet you never expected harvest moon to be on here" well actually I was waiting for an episode about how if your wife leaves you every woman you can marry leaves forever 😑

[@NALADROWNEDswagpage]

Whoah, in which game

[@Maestro_Gear]

+Snowflake Executor I think all of them... but I'm not sure.

[@Maestro_Gear]

definitely "harvest moon 64"

[@Spock1777]

+Smashgunner your wife can't leave you. She just acts like your not married. And the other woman don't leave you just can't marry anyone else because your still technically married to your wife. If you bring her happiness back up every thing will fix its self though.

[@rachelciel3330]

@@Spock1777 In Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life, your wife can leave you and return to your home. Never tried it tho. Saw a video in youtube that showed it.

[@RayzeCruxis]

we love harvest moon and rune factory because they are just crack.

[@opalander]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Whois uploaded a new vid, this gun b gud.

[@MrBreada]

Agreed.

[@TheGreatNickpolean]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Wololo, violets are red.

[@CompendiumofLux]

opalander Roses are Red This town is red If you are not red You go to Gulag so you are dead XD

[@QuinGracia]

opalander Roses are red, so is blood, Whois uploaded a new video, this gonna be gud. Idk

[@ragdollyandy]

When i have the golden lumber, I threw it away because it was useless. The villagers never found out about anything, so they are still friendly and never called me "Moneybags"! (Yes, i played the male version, but im a girl. The female version is glitchy.) Hoo, 4 months from now.

[@XaneMyers]

7:29 Owl: Hoot! Young lad, I mean.. THIEF-- Link: *HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A THIEF? THE PRICE WAS EXPENSIVE!* Also, the Golden Lumber... I react to seeing lucky popular KZbinrs with Play Buttons like how they treat this single golden wood piece. "No fair, I'd like...to earn one."

[@eins2001]

I remember when I first got the cutscene where Gotz tells you about the young girl who died...

[@prestocranius7627]

I am in love with these series you come up with... makes me take up retro games again

[@AlejandroGamers]

I thought on the Boys of Bummer episode right before you said it! LOL

[@ironball2847]

5:50 That joke was amazing.

[@jishikitoakari3238]

You fooled me with that knife killing sound😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ianleather5699]

I think the developers are just trying to convince us to be not only smart, but generous with money.

[@thestrawberryshogun8373]

Or shame us for not being lazy fucks.

[@1Thunderfire]

OK, you definitely had me with the Game Over bit even though I thought the words looked a bit high-res for the game. But seriously, talk about ridiculous jealousy taken too far. I'd understand it in another game if the protagonist talked and suddenly started lording over everyone and rubbed it in their faces that they became rich but this farmer doesn't rub it in and makes good farm improvement by buying wood that never rots! This is a prime case of Tall Poppy Syndrome.

[@adriannavale5636]

*Link steals something* : thief (makes sense) *You get golden lumber* : Greedy Witch

[@jimena98911]

Im in love with these games...It make me so happy that you've made a video about this :D

[@jacobw1780]

I cracked up when you called the sign "Mr. Sign". 🤣

[@Navue-cn2tx]

I was watching this video on the eve of our senior highschool graduation :(( It's been a year now since our graduation...

[@sassyflygonthesecond4993]

You have no excuse! It's an insult to nature! whois: So what if i don't like Undertale? lol

[@yomilemondragon1721]

I can just imagine Gotz, who sold you the damn thing in the first place, seeing everyone lose their shit at you for putting it up and packing up his stock of gold lumber to flee the town before they find out where you got it lol.

[@Clbull118]

This would have actually created the best creepy bad endings video if true.

[@MarioMastar]

Wow....I didn't even know HM could get THAT dark (and I played HM DS, which is really more dark to the player than the character. I could never get into A Wonderful Life though). but of all scenes, that was SO messed up, I was like "Wait...WHAT!?" Seriously, you kill a Cow and people are all, "Well that sucks...try to prevent it from happening again." but you buy Golden Lumber and they're all "See you 6 feet under as your soul descends to the netherworld!" Shouldn't they be angry at Gotz for selling it to you? He has like...infinite of them and is charging MONEY for it. Hehe, given the things you can do in other games without the towns people caring, this one is almost funny (You've seen how to marry the Witch in HMDS right? They can still forgive you after that). OH and on top of that, the SAME MAYOR Thomas gives you Gold Lumber as a PRIZE for giving him an item to win some contest in DS. I guess Flower Bud Village is less condescending than Mineral Town.You can poison those fools for 5 years straight and the just look at you funny for a day. Ah well. Just goes to show...something...but I'm not sure what. Mario Tripping on "strange water" in dream team? Sega banning the name "Speedy" when Sonic clearly says "It's all about Speed!" Kirby literally *spoilers for Robobot* well... you know I'm sure. THAT should be an episode of Creepy bad endings right there. All I'm saying is, it's not the games like Arkam asylum or Amnesia or 5 nights that are scary, it's the cute ones like Kirby, Mario, and Sonic, cause it's what you don't expect that gets the heart freaking out. (though that zombie game you mentioend awhile ago...that's still up there as genuinely scary...I don't even wanna know what that zombie death scene looks like)

[@superderfmen]

What zombie game were you thinking of years ago?

[@bop8370]

I've placed a ton of golden lumber out on my field on my Harvest Moon Ds nothing happened, is it only in this version of the game?

[@greencomet2011]

Great video as always Git. Keep em coming.

[@germina-4989]

I love how the villagers come one by one to trash-talk you, like if one of them was calling the others by a number. XP

[@purplemage4974]

4:56 I know how that feels, man.

[@bloohowz]

how about the lumberjack, what was his reaction? and can you give the golden lumber to other people? will they be happy?

[@tmr3volver]

Ha! you actually had me going there for a second, nicely done.

[@blockeontheleafeon]

This is literally Twitter in a nutshell. You do something you think is cool but then everyone takes the piss out of it for no reason.

[@RebelGodessRed90]

God, over golden lumber! They’re just jealous the farm did better than them! Arrest you for golden lumber? It can get worse! No way, death? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thegalaxykids7937]

I bet everyone laughed when the whole town killed your character.

[@moonlightcipher2479]

I've been playing MFOMT for years now, so i kept laughing while watching this XDDD

[@rubydragonjd1]

HAHAHA I thought he was a postman, too X'D !!! Wow, thanks for posting this, I've never seen these scenes in the game before. After reading all of that, I wouldn't want to talk to *any* of the villagers anymore.