Creepy Texts from Furries

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edited by zade:
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[@codyko2]

Worked my ass off on this song and music video would mean a lot if you watched it - kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaKyn617nriXepI

[@krissasterisk]

shits a bop

[@livvyyyyyyyyyyy]

The editor making Cody increasingly small as he stands up kills me everytime

[@s0updad]

i will never not find that bit funny

[@ZadeINC]

So true

[@chailsbunce9773]

@@ZadeINCthe editor and magician himself!!!!!!

[@TealAstronaut]

You're the best editor I've ever seen ​dude @@ZadeINC

[@aze4964]

You are the goat zade hope you know it

[@ninalima4150]

"you need some milk to keep your bones healthy *unbuckles belt* " the look of horror i just exchanged with my bowl of cereal...

[@Militant_Vegan]

I stopped chewing my instant ramen for a good 30 seconds just waiting for my appetite to come back after hearing that

[@sameerakhan7455]

Trust me, I get it. I had a chocolate cake with milk about an hour before watching thid video yet I still felt it come back to my throat in disgust. So much so I actually had to pause the video for a bit because the feeling was SERIOUS. Absolutely disgusting wtf

[@petertingle4890]

it actually brought tears to my eyes

[@FatimaCastro-mk1qg]

😂😂😭

[@kit4114]

Had to put my hummus down

[@aspenisthebest]

The necrophilia guy needs the police called on him for those texts

[@Narcissistic_Penguin]

Hey don't judge! ... he cleaned him first

[@leorafilms.]

@@Narcissistic_Penguin LMAO

[@cinnamon9390]

I love seeing Cody get a lil taste of what women go through FAIRLY regularly

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

Yeah, if they were real…but they are staged for reddit likes…so…theres that

[@nastytits]

Prison time no parole no concurrent sentences

[@_lolaah]

this is why chelsie doesn’t like u GOT ME CRYING 😭😭😭

[@_lolaah]

releasing fermions is the second best😭😭😭

[@AYVYN]

Maybe she’s a no good birch

[@soshanicey]

TURNING INTO WOLF🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop watching this part

[@atomdecay]

God it was so good lmao

[@beexxr4097]

*cutely clicks on cody’s video shyly with a giggle* 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@user-ss1cs2nb9e]

He not lettin you hit lil bro

[@zophielparker]

👉👈

[@eveninglog2713]

... reading this is my fault for owning a phone

[@dancoroian1]

Unfortunately YT won't let you do the bounding asterisks right, they're turned into bold 😝

[@beexxr4097]

@@dancoroian1honestly its my punishment for even typing that in the first place

[@SimpleSalma]

"You're actually a BIRCH" is sending me

[@smokejc]

sending you where

[@mahleekuh]

Your comment popped up right has he said that

[@colbunkmust]

@@smokejc Obviously to a forest.

[@skaareen]

@@mahleekuhi love it when that happens

[@mickbranson9953]

legitimately what does that mean? sending you?

[@poogissploogis]

The "never be nice to a neckbeard" thing is sad but really true. I've been in a life-threatening situation more than once because I didn't want to be one of "those girls" that's mean or ignores the nerdy kids. The unfortunate reality is that they often get dangerously attached to you and have complete meltdowns when they find out that your basic human decency was not a marriage proposal. I keep my distance now, it's just not worth it.

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

100%. It’s better to be rude and safe than nice and dead.

[@poogissploogis]

@@JaraelMoonsilver I literally say exactly this!!! Better rude than dead!

[@jordan-my2vl]

THIS PARTTTT. genuinely upsetting then they have the audacity to put the blame on the WOMEN in their lives instead of ON THEMSELVES

[@tikki2340]

True. Even though people can be better with better treatment, that can’t be the responsibility of random women just trying to live their lives.

[@suneater_zeef050]

it really sucks, those guys are a self fulfilling prophecy...

[@ghost_gurrrl]

the “you’re actually a BIRCH” made me cackle because I had someone send a genuine threat to me and spell bitch as birch once 💀

[@vaewxlf1130]

*Turns into birch tree*

[@lukenester2319]

Cackle

[@genevataylor2451]

Okay but the person who said "guys are smarter" then spells biology wrong is actually funny asf 😭

[@soberserotonin1850]

And he seems to not be aware that men also typically have the lowest of the low scores on IQ tests. Everyone is different, but males tend to be clustered on the high or low ends of a collection of IQ scores representative of the general population. But, of course, some women have high scores, some women have low ones, and some men have average scores. I’m not sure if the average by biological sex is higher for males or females because I don’t think I was taught that when learning about this topic in undergraduate psychology courses. I think such comparisons tend to come off as politically incorrect, especially when they indicate the superiority of certain subgroups commonly viewed as being privileged relative to other subgroups (e.g., male sex, White race, and heterosexual orientation).

[@alanthampi4718]

​@@soberserotonin1850male sex isnt more privileged than women in the west. In the east deffo you could say that in most countries its a patriarchal society but not in the west. Almost evey single law is in support for women except for maybe abortion, which is still legal in most of the west. I dont agree that men are smarter than women, cause there are smart people on both sides, but talking about being politically incorrect unironically made me cringe

[@unicornslime159]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@alanthampi4718alan did you just say men aren’t more privileged then women in the west? implying that women are more privileged… and have more rights…? you are just so far from correct it humorous.

[@alanthampi4718]

@@unicornslime159 yes i am. And u have to be delusional to not think so

[@abdelrahmanossama9506]

​@@unicornslime159 it's super funny that he doesn't realize that his statement implies that women in the west who are speaking out against the injustices they face on a daily basis simply don't realize that they "are more privileged because most laws are in favour of women"

[@kinnoyu8448]

the fact that the editor didn't turn Cody into a wolf when he was saying "turning into a wolf" was a HUGE missed opportunity

[@malegazeofficial]

I disagree, it was so much funnier like this, which matches the ridicule of the situation in the first place

[@iansrife5107]

I kept expecting a high budget transformation, but the longer I expected it the funnier it got.

[@mrmaxmondays]

Idk what you’re talking about he was wittiwy a wolf

[@ihaventaname2686]

nah i cant stop imagining Cody filming this thinking that he would be edited into a wolf, and then Zade just sitting back and letting Cody look stupid. it’s so fucking funny in my head😭

[@kinnoyu8448]

@ihaventaname2686 holy shit if that's true that's even funnier 🤣😂😭

[@anacarla6888]

It's crazy how these furries or whatever seemingly have this submissive, shy persona and out of nowhere they hit you with misoginy and sexual harassment

[@nadadealer4435]

Omg 😂

[@stasialii]

Fr how's that even possible

[@yerma6149]

this seriously was one of the hardest watches ever on Cody‘s channel

[@brianbrowne5966]

Hot merch idea: If you're always catching us at lunch, hit us with CodyKo lunchboxes.

[@streeturchin915]

This!

[@streeturchin915]

Boost

[@beccashea9845]

Omg such a good idea

[@CoolGirlSky]

GENIUS ALERTTTT

[@emma-sk3jw]

I WOULD LOVE

[@Ryan-wx1bi]

That guy who talked about digging up her grave needs to be on a watch list... Like WTF did I just hear

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

You read a completely fake made up conversation…like all of these…fake….

[@kab9706]

Yeah that's disgusting. That kind of behavior nshould warrant being raided or being on a list

[@lrizzard]

also how did he think that was an ok answer to someone who just rejected him??

[@user-lo9sx3vq3e]

Are they actually serious? This world cant be real

[@mattymerr701]

It's a fake post...

[@MEEPegg101]

I’ve been watching Cody since vine days, but recently he’s become such a comfort person. His vibe is just so wholesome now.

[@lavendersprig]

For real!

[@thiccratkween]

*giggles and kicks feet blushing* (OWO) cody-wody just upwoaded *presses fingers together and musters up the courage to click on cody-san's video* 👉👈

[@user-lo9sx3vq3e]

This is the type of talk that makes me want to stop watching anime

[@demitrinarrow]

This makes me want to delete my account. And whatever state you're in, respectfully.

[@loogermorph]

@@demitrinarrowits satire lol

[@thiccratkween]

@@loogermorph dw I completely understand, I wanted to chug a gallon of anti-freeze while typing it

[@FizzyStilz]

you are suspiciously good at talking like that 🤨

[@andreypokesaround]

Who texts like this? - Furries, Reddit Mods chronically wearing fedoras, and people who have an unnatural obsession with anime waifu pillows...

[@Vincisomething]

I remember when we used to text like this lol. The difference is we were all 14.... And we only did it amongst friends who were in on it. It was basically kids roleplaying.

[@lightmaybebadbuthewasjustsilly]

and any type of creepy roleplayers...

[@ilovestitch]

Furries at least tend to have the common courtesy to keep the unbridled autism to their own

[@androow1983]

And weirdos in general.

[@StuartMawdsley]

@@Vincisomething I mean, I remember putting actions into asterisks which are called, "Bounding Asterisks" ..I just found out. However, it was never this cringe and it was never fully described actions. Back when I was coming up, we didn't have as prolific use of Gifs, Videos, etc.. Communications were mostly through text and yes, correct, only with friends who understood. Though I think the overlap with Weebs and early internet users is responsible for that use of Bounding Asterisks.

[@thejakemackey]

4:14 Cody yelling “…turns into wolf”, I love to just imagine Kelsey dying of laughter in the other room hearing him “working” 😂

[@Khaot1x]

This is why Chelsie doesn't like you

[@tarantaran533]

​@@Khaot1xWould you like to say that again?

[@Khaot1x]

@tarantaran533 this is why Chelsie doesn't like you

[@sincerelyparand]

HOW BOUT NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY THAT AGAIN NOW **turning into wolf** **releasing pheromones** **tries to stab you with meat scepter**

[@Khaot1x]

@@sincerelyparand this is why Chelsie doesn't like you, this is why Chelsie doesn't like you, this is why Chelsie doesn't like you

[@SilkieRoo]

Bro. I started this thinking, "I've been invincible to cringe for decades. Nothing bothers me." That, "you need milk to keep those bones healthy," literally made me double over and retch. I had to stand up and walk to the corner of the room, where I struggled not to vomit everywhere. I still feel physically ill as I write this. None of it is exaggerated. Ugh. I need an acid bath.

[@angelamachado8722]

When he said “passion” like that I immediately thought of the morning routine that’s cringe when Noel and Cody just kept saying passion like that for 2 minutes straight and somehow it always cracks me up

[@StaThinkTite]

Cody's videos are the type you put in earphones 20 seconds after clicking on it

[@SDSypher]

Cody’s videos are the type where you try to make the lowest headphone volume go lower so that your family doesn’t hear

[@roopchakraborty8312]

nah gotta do that earlier than 20 seconds lol

[@nicholasspidel1471]

2 seconds in and your family's getting hit with a "looks down sheepishly" line. 20 seconds is 18 too late lol

[@ObservingStuff]

If my job heard this shit they wouldn't even have to call me to the office I'm just walking out avoiding eye contact from everyone😂

[@youngchappy5677]

This video especially 💀

[@jas4131]

RELEASING PHEROMONES RELEASING PHEROMONES RELEASING PHEROMONES

[@kali-wolf]

I ran out of breath laughing at this skit 😂 So aggressively saying "RELEASING PHEREOMONES" and then gently continuing the conversations, all of it was perfect 🤣

[@everia_games]

🙂

[@WizardApologist]

*smells your pheromones cutely* HUBBA HUBBA 😻😻 AWOOOOGA

[@adorajibro]

This is slowly becoming a Zade fanbase channel because wth was this editing 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙆🏽‍♀️

[@alexxxpasta]

hearing cody say passion,.. brought me back

[@itsmerachelc11]

Cody is having way too much fun with these intros

[@SoupSultan]

Who let him do that?

[@CaIeb1]

​@@SoupSultan not us

[@shaunpocalypse]

yeah who let him

[@campfit_]

Who let him DO that shit

[@Nerdgirlsarecool]

The cutaway of “I’m really good at this, aren’t I?” Was so well timed because I was thinking “wow, Cody is weirdly good at this.”

[@persephoneblack920]

15 seconds in and it’s already an incredibly tough watch 10/10 Cody really impressive

[@bubblepopva]

As a furry, this is NOT how we talk. If anything, we AVOID people like this 😭

[@danielarico2997]

*puts hair behind ears, takes a sip out of my cherry coke zero, clicks on the new Cody Ko video "Creepy Texts from Furries"* --sighs-- *looks down sheepishly, then slowly smirks* this is gonna be a good one....

[@cayt23]

you missed the part where you **slowly unzip pants** 0w0

[@iIyuwu]

you lost me at the cherry zero coke that stuff is straight up cough medicine

[@Togishungry]

My hair is behind my ear rn and I feel attacked lol

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@iIyuwu **looks down sheepishly** No don't say that about Cherry Coke Zero UwU **looks up with puppy dog eyes** they're real good

[@rosebubbles.]

I vomited, good job

[@mary1412]

Oh gah the “looks down sheepishly” makes me 🤮 I’ve seen the cringe texts where they think they’re writing a smut novel and it’s horrific! “You need some milk to keep those bones healthy” 🤮😡🤮

[@Cristina-Ortiz]

🥺👉👈 uwu pwease accept my milk (I wanna die from typing this)

[@mls4106]

@@Cristina-OrtizYes, kitten. (you are first on my suicide note)

[@BringMeTheChildren]

@@Cristina-Ortiz T-Thank you k-kitten 🥹 (I'm going to starve myself to death instead of drinking the milk)

[@buttercuup02]

@@BringMeTheChildren **releasing pheromones releasing pheromones releasing pheromones**

[@dannyg.4421]

Looks down sheepishly at the comments (I shouldn't type this so close to the light rail tracks)

[@Hellscap3]

please cody this is how internet freaks text, as an artist with a mainly furry client base they are so much more respectful, ive never had to deal with anyone like this in a long time. I got more texts from weirdos writing like this as a minor then i ever have as a furry artist. It's terminally online folks, from all walks of life, furries, redditors, etc, sometimes multiple at once but their group trait, they spend too much time online.

[@ultramanzx1]

"Please don't dig up my dead body and have sex with it. That's disrespectful." I'm sneaking a video at work and I just lost my shit during a meeting. Worth it, subscribing.

[@Dev-mh1zb]

I love that Cody thinks that Slade is that guys actual name instead of the character he is roleplaying as.

[@logandell863]

Was looking for this comment lol, makes the gun joke insane if you don’t know death stroke😭

[@XxMaddieCat]

Yess 😂fucking killed me

[@jrod90_me]

I know a guy named Slade 😂 it could be his real name

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@jrod90_me That's actually kind of incredible lmao. I wouldn't mind dating a man with that name if it's what he was born with, but any guy who refers to himself by a name he thinks is "so edgy and cool" dries me up quicker than a Shamwow.

[@alaynaonyoutube]

My partner is named Slate so we’re getting closer to Slade being a reality lmao

[@panizs3154]

i am 0:00 seconds in and I need to know if he got the poop stain out of his new carpet😭😭😭

[@IAmLiterallyGutsfromBerserk]

Was just about to ask

[@NeIIy]

Same, im so invested

[@Ryan-wx1bi]

No. He tried to scrub it out and it only seeped deeper into the carpet. It's permanent now

[@NeIIy]

@@Ryan-wx1bi damn, im too lazy to comfirm this so ill accept this as fact for now

[@prdgmshft9107]

10:47

[@shogher]

I need to see him get traumatized from Character AI 😭

[@ibapreppie]

"Could you please block me" needs to be on a t-shirt. Immediately

[@batterybroken]

Omg yes, I almost screamed laughing at that one

[@ellorydudley294]

zade could not be a better editor oh my gosh please give him a raise idc what his current salary is just give him a raise.

[@malegazeofficial]

aight there, zade's burner account 👀

[@lemongarycactus]

@@malegazeofficial LMAO

[@Random-sk6hm]

Nothing, so give him more of nothing

[@rhiablackham5258]

I love that he can sit in a room alone and make himself laugh all day.

[@elmsie7]

15:51 “oh we’re doing this now” that is the funniest response omg

[@Underwvter]

Cody’s “Would you like to say that again?!” is the new “I’ll be having that!”

[@Mr.Opinion]

the “gun to forehead” one was too much for me. I am literally laughing out loud at this

[@portalbuilder7021]

U loling???

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@portalbuilder7021 **breathes heavily** laughing so much it hurts **mouth agape**

[@kyabou4458]

i was looking for a comment saying this, i knew i wasnt the only one who was dying laughing 😭

[@elle2104]

the wolf bit legit had me in tears

[@rae7864]

Ok so why isn't anyone talking about codys amazing "gone shoppin" shirt? I need this in my life.

[@averyjones3853]

Immaculate timing

[@bumsy9255]

literally as soon as i started eating and opened youtube

[@Ergotdyes]

No way you eating lunch this early

[@ziphhy]

Remember ​@@Ergotdyes there's a thing called timezones, for me it's 12 pm for them it could be even later in the day.

[@camb436]

Literally

[@Majogi]

Agreed

[@connergggsmith5222]

Him saying “turns into wolf” while being tiny has me dying 😭

[@MadisonSmith-cw9ei]

the jazz music in the background is amazing

[@Madawi08]

1:58 Bro is majestic

[@TheyCallMeJelly]

I love how you can tell Cody said the full text at 13:31 and zade was like "...lets not leave that one in..." 🤣🤣

[@Peayou...]

Lol nooo

[@chaeryeong991]

thats what I was thinking 😭

[@malegazeofficial]

same, it had me a bit scared that Cody wasn't gonna call out the racism

[@xerilaun]

💀

[@ihaventaname2686]

the fact that Zade is black makes it funnier too😭😭 def had a “hold up💀” moment when he heard it

[@Shark-vi2cz]

The hard cut at 13:30 because he definitely said the whole phrase before he realized how bad it was is sending me... Zade saving his ass

[@malegazeofficial]

amen

[@cooliostarstache5474]

I'm more disturbed by Cody's pronunciation of waifu. Unless that's how it's supposed to be pronounced

[@semicolon.advocate]

LMAO THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@ElectricShinn]

Is it pronounced wah-fu ?

[@Subsistence69]

@@ElectricShinnIm pretty sure its “why-foo” but now Im second guessing myself

[@aychsupreme]

OMGGGG you should be an actor... total Joker vibes on the murder rizz joke.... I see you every lunch break!!!! My fiancé and I love you!!!! 💕💕💕 congrats on your baby, please don't ever stop posting!!!!

[@pxssbxby11]

first five seconds made me take a lap before i could watch, thanks cody!!

[@Iron678Maiden]

*eats sandwhich* *opens youtube* *gasps in shock and delight* cody- Chan posted! Right when I was looking for a video. *stops smiling and frowns* *furrows brow* this happened yesterday too. *sweats nervously* *looks around suspiciously* “How does he always post when I’m eating lunch? Is he watching me? I- I -is he psychic?” *shaking in fear* *laughs hysterically with tears eyes while eating sandwich* How is he so funny and amazing

[@SirPunzalot]

No.

[@elenavillegas7462]

HWHDHAHDKAL

[@CaptainIceMuncher]

why.

[@Fabiolalave]

Cooked

[@miguelmora7405]

Super Sugoi maiden chan 😎

[@ugh1405]

Zade's editing just gets better and better

[@birdie7910]

Cody finally let him out of his basement cuz he’s been eating lately

[@roberta001000]

Im happy you finally furnished your studio! Congrats

[@faiths5058]

Been waiting to hear that *paaassion* again did not disappoint

[@EneidaAcevedo-gh3de]

**screams internally** This one was hard to watch, even with your company.

[@buttercuup02]

**cries dramatically** It was tough to get through this one 👉👈 OwO

[@michaelachase]

The necro milk guy was so unhinged for that

[@user-xy9zy3cc2y]

I’m watching this instead of checking my college decision and I wanted to thank you for calming me before the storm

[@sgraccio]

i hope everything went well!

[@mentallychill1288]

thank u editor for making Cody bigger in post so we can see him, really helps! ❤

[@mentallychill1288]

also I love everyone in the comments sitting down with their food it's so wholesome, we're all sharing a meal

[@BringMeTheChildren]

@@mentallychill1288 aw yeah 😭 ❤️ we are sharin a meal :,)

[@_pythian82]

for what its worth, i dont think all of these are furries, just normal creeps

[@Hack_rJack]

Furries are normal people, too (kind of).

[@playdoh658]

Yeah it's just chronic roleplayers, they used to be much more common during the 2010's

[@inncubus666]

I was pondering this earlier; I think there's a weird venn diagram involving anime, furry, roleplay, "nice guy" and at least one other thing I haven't yet worked out... the people who do these type of messages are the intersection.

[@Hack_rJack]

@@inncubus666 well, I think you have some more pondering to do.

[@chloehepperle5886]

That godforsaken intro genuinely made my jaw drop, well done good sir

[@ylvaelisabethsolberg9487]

havent laughed like this in a while. you do the impressions so well love it😭 more pls

[@clementinesoup]

This actually made my skin crawl. I'd understand a young teenager doing something this cringy and regrettable, but these are almost grown adults.

[@Palebluevanilly]

Cody is a national treasure.... *looks down sheepishly* 😟

[@boinkboinkboink]

Cody, I quite literally spat out my drink during that wolf bit.

[@mrose17]

this is the best video you’ve dropped in a while dad

[@ytscrownjewell]

Agree

[@Buckeye.belle330]

I had 2 teeth pulled today and I'm confined to my couch in pain. However, this video is immensely more painful than tooth extractions. Thanks, Cody.

[@funnysmile12325]

wake up babe new cody whimpering audio just dropped

[@HayleeSeidler]

This is the funniest cody ko video I have seen in awhile lmao which says a lot

[@jem3848]

One of the best vids yet outta you

[@DearestFandoms]

I keep hearing Schmidt here and there from Cody. He could definitely do an accurate Schmidt impression imo

[@paige19247]

Oh my gosh yes! I was thinking the same during the pheromone one

[@morganalazzaretti6459]

That's all invece ben thinking since i started following him

[@xXbreeezaliciousXx]

Wow, so it's not just me! I keep hearing Schmidt from his last few videos

[@paige19247]

And if you watch Kit Boga messing with scammers, he'll remind you of Nick Miller. I love it

[@killzoltar]

the "slade" dude was definitely roleplaying as deathstroke bruh 😭

[@anthonythompson4862]

it’s actually Slade from teen titans

[@loganhurley4764]

@@anthonythompson4862Literally the same character

[@wickedlavender]

@@anthonythompson4862deathstroke is slade wilson lol

[@robbieboydudeguy]

@@anthonythompson4862Best erm actually ive ever seen in the wild

[@killzoltar]

that's literally deathstroke dawg@@anthonythompson4862

[@BellaTamashii]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed at one of Cody’s videos in a minute and that’s saying something cause they always have me giggling

[@paulinac3267]

Cody's ability make himself absolutely cackle at the beginning of almost every video is truly a talent

[@elllizz]

the intro walked me through the 5 stages of grief

[@itsmerachelc11]

cody knows a suspicious amount about furries

[@zusnm]

he lives a double life. his fursona would be one of those dog dragon hybrids for sure 🔥😱

[@joshuaseitler6003]

@@zusnm an angel dragon or smth else?

[@avinavar4818]

It’s cuz he got that dawg in him 😤😤💯🔥💯🔥💪💪💪

[@zusnm]

@@avinavar4818 REALLLL SHITTTT 👅👅👅👅👅

[@Hack_rJack]

He really does not

[@muzzy562]

the dedication to read these out cannot be undervalued to the immersion of

[@flowerdeul]

The text messages coming up at 3:34 is making me laugh so hard rn

[@M_T240]

I just almost spit my water out @ 6:27 “AWOOGA AWOOGA” 😂

[@gabriel-ot8nz]

you posting on my EXACT lunch break time is actually insane, keep on spying mee pls

[@livvyyyyyyyyyyy]

He posted a minute after I finished mine 😭

[@williamobar7578]

You haven’t processed that he posts at 12 every time

[@angelwut469]

He posts at the same damn time every time he uploads my gawddd 🤦🏽‍♀️💀

[@aoneal3723]

Funny how it’s the same time every day. Almost like there’s some kinda schedule… that’d be crazy

[@manfrommars340]

this comment is giving off vibes of the messages from this video

[@Valencia1221]

Cody please make a part 2 of this. this was really funny

[@nicksquillace4692]

You actually made me say oh my gosh and bust out laughing when you did the intro 👉🏽👈🏽 🤣🤣🤣 looks around nervously 💀

[@yv-ui7he]

yall better not be eating...

[@livvyyyyyyyyyyy]

He posted this a minute after I was done eating ☠️

[@tashannajohnson1004]

I am

[@caicaicairo]

Man. It’s too late 😭

[@nedyahssab]

guilty

[@oo-ld8xu]

I have bad news...

[@r.p.354]

I can only imagine his wife and kid hearing him from wherever they are repeatedly saying "releasing pheromones, releasing pheromones!" 😂

[@janedoe2351]

I had a guy in high school who was seemingly normal. I went on one date with him and he started texting me like this. Shortest relationship to date

[@zachabraham3004]

Zade is so funny with these edits I'm dying rn

[@tonytolford3329]

*gracefully plops down on the couch with a chicken caesar wrap in hand and opens up youtube* OMG!! cody ko posted a new video!! *sets the sandwich down after a delicious bite* i can’t wait to see cody react to these cringe attempts at flirting! *unzips pants*

[@redwiltshire1816]

The “can you block me” is so relatable 😂 we all have those self aware moments

[@jordansayshi5417]

yet another video I can’t eat to thanks cody

[@rjai5003]

Great timing Cody, I was just about to do my daily human sacrifice

[@malegazeofficial]

yooo where my human sacrifice squad at

[@sethalbright1526]

The consistent timing with lunch has Pavlov’d me

[@sav44474]

Lmaooo that’s really good

[@smeccea]

I keep the fact that I watch Cody ko secret because of this type of videos 😭😭

[@madisonkay3338]

The half second of him running like a horse girl to imitate a wolf made my spine curl in on itself. Thanks Cody 😂

[@hadleymcclenathan3647]

This is one of the hardest watches, and I’m not even done with the vid

[@imeleventeen]

That whole turning into a wolf bit killed me 🤣😭

[@emmaharris3443]

cody never misses, his humour will always be unmatched

[@ariusraygn]

*sniffs KZbin video* OwO Cody uploaded a new video! *clicks thumbnail sheepishly* uwu

[@Starsongzz]

0:16 god I have an anime coworker who emotes with *literally* every gesture, and if he has to repeat himself he REPEATS THE GESTURE LIKE AN NPC. I feel so bad because he makes my bones and arteries itchy, but he’s otherwise sweet.

[@ntielman2072]

"makes my bones itchy" lmao 😂😂

[@soberserotonin1850]

“makes my arteries itchy” is a great phrase hahaha never heard that before

[@BobbySacamano]

97% of the shit I see on this channel I have never seen nor heard of before, but this is the first time I can recall thinking, "I really could've gone without knowing this shit exists." At least you made it funny, as usual. I would've been so upset if I somehow just organically came across this alone. 3:37 was really good mad props to the editor