Cringe Texts

[@blooms_synthetic]

Dude the "Shibumi" to "Sheblewme" line went so goddamn hard lmao.

[@jaylineruiz796]

😭😭😭

[@megansmith5388]

Straight fucking flames 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@fluffybunnyz285]

That guy was beyond crazy

[@username11346]

Jesus loves you

[@kawaRCC]

The drunk husband typing sweet nothings to his wife was pretty sweet actually, love that. Also pleasantly surprised by the childhood bully apologizing.

[@FilthTribeFTP]

The faded Husband texting freak something's to his wife's mom was pretty hilarious actually

[@keninnewmexico8763]

The apology one looks like a 12 step (AA/NA) practicioner who is going deep. Pretty cool.

[@Eleventeen512]

@@keninnewmexico8763 I thought so too!

[@venusokonkwo]

Codys Canadian accent slipping while saying sorry is the best sound bite

[@elysebuehrer5981]

Yes 7:15

[@LittleBite-]

I heard it, too! I thought I was going crazy.

[@erinhope4550]

soary

[@xXDaReasonXx]

I was hoping someone already wrote the comment for me. here it is.

[@oliviaaugust3291]

americans be like: saahry

[@Jasmineee3000]

I had a boyfriend (only together about 9 months) who broke up with me so he could slide into my mum’s DMs. He said he felt like they were on the “same intellectual level” (he was like 23 and she was 47). After she told him to get some professional help and immediately blocked him, she decided she didn’t want to traumatise me since we were broken up and I’d never have to see him again. That was until I told her we were getting back together, and she had to sit me down and show me the messages. That was a wild day.

[@lenerush1520]

Omg .. what a ride that must have been.

[@Jasmineee3000]

@@lenerush1520 it was truly wild 😂 I got over him FAST tho

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Your mom is great

[@Anonymous-bi5pv]

why men deserve less

[@Random-sk6hm]

Men ☕

[@capnsalt7102]

"Yeah I'm not reading all this 🔥" most brother response ever 💀

[@AaronHendu]

It probably took him longer to pick an emoji than it would have to read the damn thing. Do kids today read at a grade school level where they still have to painstakingly sound out every word slow as possible? Does reading a couple sentences really hurt your brain that much? Soon we will just revert to grunts and communicate solely through emojis, I guess. Who needs words. It doesnt come across edgy or cool...it comes across as special needs.

[@Gamed-dd7tj]

​@@AaronHendunot reading allat 🔥🔥🔥

[@Baddie_Vee]

The fire emoji 😂😂😂

[@blake3937]

@@Gamed-dd7tjnot🔥🔥🔥

[@1nautica]

@@AaronHenduyeah im not reading allat💯

[@dennischeeks4682]

Cody dropping the most Canadian “sorry” I’ve heard in my life at 7:14

[@CJ_Carpenter]

I was hoping someone was gonna mention it

[@sydslair]

was looking for this comment

[@youreokay7888]

I also love how he says LAWL not lohl

[@elliemorrisette]

fr

[@tomk169]

@@youreokay7888where are you from? in california (from the bay, going to school in san diego) i usually hear “lawl”

[@islandsicedtea]

“My conditioner, my deep conditioner, my leave-in conditioner 😏” 🤣🤣

[@floristfindspeace]

dude i forgot about this video, and i just rewatched it, that fucking part is so funny

[@chloeives4536]

So thankful Cody made this video so I can ignore my family for 14:46 minutes

[@honeybeejena]

LMAOOOO

[@aspenisthebest]

@@ipromiseimtrying I'm sure you're great

[@elyanabelete3746]

amen!!!! LMFAO

[@selahdamerville4039]

SAME

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@ipromiseimtryingyour family stinks, you’re great

[@KalebC4]

Excellent video, Cody! It made me giggle and sing my feet while I'm sitting in a study room with my laptop, my phone, my phone charger, my coffee, my water, my donut, my backpack, my notebook, my pencil case, my toque, my glasses, my t-shirt, my jacket, my pants, my underwear, my socks, my shoes, my wallet, my keys, my chairs, my table, my carpet, my window, my wall, my heat register, my window shades, and many other things that I could list for you.

[@ashleypisarts]

I literally thought you were on something until I reached that part of the video lmaoooo

[@-ic-4-]

that girl already had her bags packed lol she was going down the list to make sure she had everything

[@cheesebaby4175]

Hell yeah registeel

[@byletheisner8269]

@@ashleypisarts LMAO that made me laugh

[@krisinnn]

Cody, you make me laugh. I’m in my room on my bed, by my table, lamp, mirror, dresser, closet, my shirts, pants, socks and shoes. And I just want to say, thank you. Happy Thanksgiving! 😂

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Thank you dada Peeves

[@tyra8805]

LMAOOO ..always love how Cody ‘s comment section is as funny as the video

[@chairman3427]

Imagine having shoes on inside you home, wierdo

[@Random-sk6hm]

You can afford shoes?

[@jxmmykriminallive]

@@chairman3427 they didn’t say if they had shoes on

[@sheridan7475]

The list of items she’s bringing just made me laugh soo hard dude

[@lydiarodgers6907]

And Cody's reaction to "dada"😂😂😂 LITERALLY LOLd and i dont do that often

[@stevendinmer]

whenever someone starts aggressively swearing when they confess their love it make me want to aggressively shove my hand in a garbage disposal.

[@bowpow]

thats so FUCKING precious of you

[@Oliviaandtrina]

The first one honestly triggered something in me 😂 I had a "friend" who was EXACTLY like that. He would always say he was okay with being just friends, but then would be passive aggressive, and send novels like that trying to be "romantic" and being so dramatic like we were in a movie. Then one night he was wasted drunk and needed a ride home. On the way he started losing his mind - screaming like a banshee at me, and repeatedly groping me despite me telling him no and yanking his hands off. Dudes like that are actually dangerous. They try to play "nice guy" and let their true self slowly bubble up underneath until the explode.

[@anna.augustinova]

I'm sorry that happened to you. Sounds awful.

[@Michael-ot1kn]

I’m not reading all this 🔥

[@maddieb.4282]

@@Michael-ot1knI know you think you’re being funny and referencing the video but this is someone sharing a story about their sexual assault. Really not the best time.

[@Oliviaandtrina]

@@anna.augustinova it's all good! It was almost 10 years ago, so it's funny to me now. I was sharing for other girls and women to make them aware that this type of guys are genuinely dangerous, not just weird and cringey!

[@anna.augustinova]

@@Oliviaandtrina That's good to hear. :)

[@sheskiwiw]

"i need to realize that youre an individual" is such a crazy thing to say. and such an insight into how some people think

[@TheBournPL]

As weird as it sounds, those awkward messages made me think deeply about my love for my wife and really appreciate her. I texted all these feeling to her now that I am awya on a business trip and drunk with colleges but holy shit, I really just am a luckiest guy to have her. Sorry for oversharing but this vid really made me think and want to express my appreciation. Have a great one Cody

[@kaitlynzuniga]

wholesome af

[@sinfullyciel]

This made my day

[@letsplayer1018]

Right on brother

[@Random-sk6hm]

How did you meet her? I need some tips bc I'm quite lonely 🥹

[@TheBournPL]

@@Random-sk6hm i'm afraid I won't be able to help. We met on the last year of high-school right before college, and it turned out she lived not far from me. After 3 months of trying to convince her to go out with me (prom helped), and actually getting a "no" one time, I let go a little bit, became more casual with her and then it clicked from her side. So maybe the takeaway is to not be too pushy. Anyway we matured together and after 5 years, when we were 23 I proposed and last year we got married. Take from it what you will, but I know we're a not the most common case nowadays

[@kennedylareign]

cody wearing ugg slippers is such a good characterization that i didn’t know i needed about him

[@Kingbimmy]

I need me a man like the drunk husband sending poetry while the couch is spinning for him 😂

[@AlexandraUtschig]

I totally expected the childhood bully reaching out to turn into an MLM pitch. Unexpectedly wholesome!

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Lmao didn’t even think of that

[@Gamed-dd7tj]

what's an MLM pitch

[@ytterbius2900]

​@@Gamed-dd7tj Multi-level marketing. Stuff like Herbalife Nutrition. Shady business, sometimes a scam, structured like a pyramid scheme.

[@mariagiseladelgado8831]

@@Gamed-dd7tjmulti level marketing

[@Random-sk6hm]

I thought you meant Men Love Men romance by MLM and was like damn I could get down with this

[@HABIBIYUSUF._.]

When that girl started listing all her possessions i was laughing so hard😂

[@cordeliam]

"Hey I appreciate the memes" text is a canon event for all girls

[@cow8983]

46 seconds i should maybe spend time with my family today

[@cow8983]

i don’t like turkey tho so thanks cody

[@patriciapeters7604]

Well you're a cow so, i wouldn't think so

[@patriciapeters7604]

But seriously, who tf don't like turkey 🥲

[@rateater598]

@@patriciapeters7604 Insane people who should not speak.

[@thecolorsofhannah2513]

Same bro

[@LuciaBellanger95]

the last girl listing off all of the stuff she had had me in TEARS

[@argyrisgabriel3070]

5:40 "18 Pages. FRONT AND BACK"

[@lizard8694]

A greatly timed video to eat thanksgiving dinner to instead of bonding with my family

[@lanarakovacc1531]

Just sat down to eat, starting to think cody has cameras set up in our houses

[@mavix707]

ONG

[@adriennepaige4003]

Me too

[@Kxrben]

I'm thankful for the "shibumi, 'she blew me' " line. That was a good one ngl. Happy Turkey Day Cody:)

[@nekorina9011]

honestly, i have WAY more respects for bullies who try to apologize than the ones you see on TIktok from that one trend who act like they're "not that person anymore".

[@ChildrensRightsFirst947]

I'd love it if my bullies apologized to me through Facebook. It was Junior High and I doubt they even remember it but I always will.

[@alex.k.7027]

12:26 Cody goes full Jeremy Fragrance mode for a moment.

[@melissasullivan3567]

I’m thankful for you Cody 😔❤️

[@weedlechu]

Somehow when cody read that one text convo I felt like the girl was a goldfish in a bowl and that guy was someone looking in and tapping on the glass when she's just minding her own business lmao he was insane

[@soberserotonin1850]

😂😂😂😂 wtf, why was she listing all her possessions?! I can’t stop laughing. 3 types of conditioner is a red flag, you boutta have a STUFFED sink area with 500 products

[@massivel]

someone's hair is brittle 👀

[@selenapolivka2654]

I always forget Cody is Canadian until he says the word sorry

[@MaidenHelll]

🙄

[@brandon1437]

Cody, thank you. Thank you for trying so hard to be a creator and push out content. Your content has helped me and I’m sure it’s helped so many others. You’re content allows people, including myself to distract ourselves and be happier for 15-20 minutes. Thank you

[@aphoticjellyfish]

Couldn’t have said it better

[@sunvol6]

He surely deserves some rest and time when the baby comes 💞

[@melakalikimaka]

2:22 i feel like cody’s catchphrase is “that is fucking awesome”

[@Flyn4thewin]

Low-key, its almost a romantic power move to just text the full inventory of everything you plan to move into someone's house, uninvited. I almost have to respect that level of blind commitment to nothing.

[@NoOneReallySpecial]

@4:50- The "let me find favor in your eyes" part just makes me think of oldschool AFI.

[@Sisterlisk]

The husband drunk texting his wife was the best thing I read today

[@Funny_Muffler]

1:44 fucking bars

[@katherinec4360]

Did anyone else expect the bully to apologize and then tell OP that they have a life changing business opportunity for them? 😅

[@Blueoceans101]

The bully one was actually so good... that was amazing to see... thank you for reading that to us Cody.

[@Chknugget]

This is a reminder that Canadian Thanksgiving already passed a few months ago! Thankful for Cody & Kelsey, and his team and support (family and friends), and the Americans and rest of the earthlings who enjoy his content as I do ❤

[@tiffanyw3425]

Are you thinking people shouldn't say Happy Thanksgiving to him then? He lives in the US now. I'm just confused about the reminder that this isn't Canada's Thanksgiving.

[@kayx3998]

@@tiffanyw3425 I don't think that's what the comment meant at all... he is Canadian as well as American (living in the us) so he most likely celebrated both. - A canadian with half american family

[@lex_ve]

love being one of his Canadian followers

[@6235river]

huh who said anything about canadian thanksgiving? what's the reminder for?

[@Departure-yz7ok]

So what's Canadian Thanksgiving?

[@kiapow]

12:48 the switch up on that "haha" sent me 🤣🤣

[@isabellahurley6552]

I also had a childhood bully message me an apology once and we live on opposite ends of the country now so I prob won’t ever see her but I think it’s safe to say we’ve become friends through the phone ever since she apologized :) proud of her and the bully in the video for their growth!

[@madAtoN]

That 'That's Cringe' reference at 14:35 is a great touch from the editor

[@Loyalroach]

I’m currently sick at home alone on Thanksgiving and this video has made me laugh for the first time today thank you Cody have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

If you're in "the friend zone", your options are to be happy there, or move on. Don't bother with trying to escape that friend zone because it will end up with you losing that friend 99 times out of 100.

[@Reverse_Cat_Cowgirl]

I love when Cody does the Westcoast douche voice.

[@AccordingToWillow]

as an oversharer with abandonment issues im always afraid i’m going to end up in one of these LMAO

[@Inlaodkow]

7:16 Cody’s Canadian accent coming through

[@Sam-so1xk]

unappreciation is not having appreciation for something while underappreciation is not having enough appreciation for something, still lame, but there's a difference

[@deannas2778]

This is my first Thanksgiving alone so I needed this. Thanks, Cody!

[@thoseponyvibes]

No one is gonna talk about how the one guy (who texted the girl's mom) said "I've only been with one woman, but she's been with MULTIPLE GUYS SINCE WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER"???

[@FBI-lj5us]

Cody always manages to turn my face into a full-blown gigglefest! 😄😄

[@LordOfAllThatIsGolden]

Ikr, he always fully blows on my face😁

[@IvanaSantini]

I started to realize a while back that he was the only person on KZbin that legitimately made me laugh out loudly.

[@mariya_tortilla]

lol FBI account writing this

[@fartballs4905]

I can feel him coming inside me! 😂

[@garfieldeater37]

@@LordOfAllThatIsGolden😭😭😭

[@zmunchkin]

i showed this video to my boyfriend and now he’s mad at me bc he relates to the people who sent the cringey texts

[@saabnb9679]

1:39 Damn he really misunderstood shibumi, it’s more so a compliment for dandy old men lmao

[@hannahgraesser5069]

so consistent that he posts on thanksgiving🙏🙏

[@poppinsboppins]

This year, I'm thankful for Good Ol' Peeves.

[@darkbr3ws]

Dude the list of things she was going to bring to his house absolutely floored me. 😂

[@aj.meso26]

14:18 This outro is EVERYTHING 😂

[@BreaktheShade]

Cody's man voice impression reminds of Bojack... and i like that

[@oliviasoderbergspgy315]

Cody just manages to post at the best time, I have an exam in organic chemistry tomorrow but I still need to watch this.

[@mavix707]

I think we both know which ones more important

[@CrabSully]

stop procrastinating dude

[@isabelleelena7566]

I have microbiology tomorrow🤓 why am i here

[@dammitbobby531]

The way Cody read “mhm” at 12:08 was so perfect

[@Jubbano]

13:26 It keeps going 😭

[@Olivia-cl6ww]

7:15 that "sorry" was so Canadian 😭💀

[@baconbits8171]

I always forget Cody is Canadian until he reads out the word sorry

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

7:21 I love how Cody says the things that I'm feeling inside when I'm reading these❤ especially this part. Who else thinks Cody is the most relatable person in the world

[@yankeeclipper27]

That “sorry” at 7:15 really hit home Cody is Canadian haha

[@valeriei9080]

7:15 that “sorry” was so unexpectedly Canadian it gave me whiplash

[@Nastrond66615]

Forever thankful for you cody ❤️

[@LauraRizzotto]

The “dada” I CANNOT 😂

[@parsonsmarcus]

It PAINS me that I used to be kinda similar to that first set of text conversations except a lot less unhinged. But my early 20s were a cringefest so I'm very thankful it wasn't popular to share texts like this 😂

[@lilyreynolds1832]

i am on this sub constantly and it gives me SO MUCH joy that cody and i have binged the same reddit posts

[@ValkyrieVisits]

Happy Thanksgiving Cody, always thankful for you and your insane videos

[@vaidvilson]

Charlie reacting to pick-up artist videos from Cody's video and now Cody reacting to cringy texts from Charlie's videos is so awesome to watch

[@Random-sk6hm]

Who's Charlie?

[@vaidvilson]

@@Random-sk6hmPenguinz0 on KZbin or Moist Cr1tikal

[@pb542]

@@Random-sk6hmpenquinz0

[@willsengelmann2268]

happt thanksgiving cody! i'm thankful you posted today i love your content

[@rachellynn1255]

Even on holidays, Cody blesses us! Needed this to help push me through the rest of this cooking!! ❤ Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!!

[@sammiwolff]

Happy Thanksgiving ❤

[@rachellynn1255]

​@@sammiwolffThank you!! ❤

[@hugoboncar]

I teased a friend of mine, in highschool, a lot. It was not really teasing, it's more being goofy and all and teasing her on little dumb stuff but never mean. Idk how to describe it. Anyway. I recently reached out to her just to know if she thought I was genuinely annoying or if we're good and she said that no, I wasn't annoying at all and that really made me feel better. Of course, bullying is horrible, but the second best thing you can do is apologize when everything is said and done, y know ?...

[@ElvenSailor_Main]

That ex friend having feelings text thread made my jaw hurt it was clenched so hard reading that. Bc I feel like we all (or at least women) know what it's like to have a good guy friend who just can't chill tf out. Visceral reaction. 💀 the ultimate cringe. The "good guys finish last" vibes. I bet he tells people she friendzoned him. 🤦🏻‍♀️ My eyes actually watered i cringed so badly

[@ashtonyukio8761]

10 of these videos would easily surpass any want to spend time with my family today. This is absolute GOLD

[@jendippity4213]

"Starving in my heart" 🥺 i mean ik it came from a drunk guy but my god that was beautiful

[@Flojo1]

I just woke up to a video from Cody. What a grand thanksgiving morning (it’s afternoon)

[@kyram123]

“I’m as lost as I am vigorously interested” 😂 This dude is sooo low key manipulative

[@Storpikidinfarsflsse]

8:22 i was like that when i was in active addiction and in a relationship

[@bennyv4444]

Under appreciated and unappreciated are different things, I’ll die on this hill

[@isabelchickennugget]

this is the real thanksgiving dinner right here

[@schqrr]

7:15 soorry

[@JMc-jo2rk]

it’s not even Canadian thanksgiving, and yet he gives. blessed.

[@kevinseven748]

i love the little og “that’s cringe” clips used in the outro, miss those vids

[@auslandermercury972]

9:02 OMG, the couch is real! 😂 I was never sure 😆

[@johnsbanana9852]

7:14 OH MY GOD HE DID IT. HE DID THE CANADIAN SORRY THING.

[@CierraxTessa]

That "sorry" felt real Canadian, Cody. 🤣 Random reminder. lol

[@blakezacharymusic]

ok the snap streak killed me

[@milloe]

13:06 this is so funny

[@batesfamily5150]

i’m crying right now. please do a part 2 omg

[@mischr13]

I relate so much to the poetic drunk except I have poetic hangovers. I don't know why but I'm so emotional and full of love the day after drinking too much. I also watch cat videos and cry while texting people how much I love them lol

[@kelly6677]

5:41 "it was 5:30 in the morning, and you had RAMBLED ON for 18 pages! FRONT AND BACK!"

[@Camjidi]

This is a great video. Keep up the good work, Peeves!

[@lonewolf0017]

The phrase "I've emotionally matured and stuff" is wild to me 😂

[@littlenor]

thankful for cody🙏❤

[@makaylamoglie5425]

thankful for cody posting early mornings