Leaked Text Messages

[@kateh-a]

CONGRATULATIONS! You’re a Dad, Kelsey’s a mum. So chuffed for you both, you’ll be incredible parents

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

Are you proper chuffed, lad? 😅

[@ghoultooth]

@@CadgerChristmasLightShowWhat’s this comment even trying to do?

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

@@ghoultooth chuffed is a funny word to me, not that complex

[@indigocrayon520]

Lmao i love the word chuffed. my dog's registered name is properly chuffed and his call name is Chufty

[@nahimgood4]

@@indigocrayon520that’s incredible

[@elanmayes]

cody becoming aware of the existence of man-colds was HYSTERICAL

[@halatiny6537]

Literally 😭

[@beatdizzy]

Man flu in the UK 😅

[@angelorobledo1536]

It's got to stem from guys craving the special attention their mom's gave them when they were sick right? And now they want that from their partner?

[@elanmayes]

@@angelorobledo1536 i fear you may be correct

[@aldranzam3456]

I mean, men are less resistant to pain- and women do get colder because of mass distribution (on average), so maybe it's just a matter of actual physical sensitivity. That, and men are hella babied growing up.

[@jinx17]

"you don't know me like that" such a simple answer but damn that hit so good in that context lmao

[@jackalexande]

that dude is exactly who I strive to be in life

[@Lizna-r4k]

He is the definition of assertiveness

[@lilisprague9798]

“humbly, that’s my minimum” needs to be a common phrase

[@artsyfartsy7743]

i agree lilis

[@Random-sk6hm]

Agreed lilis

[@joelwatt7356]

Lilis, I agree completely.

[@antichrist1975]

Agreeing wholeheartedly lilis

[@bunnybazooka]

Lilis please respond, I sent you my agreement

[@JohnFKennedy420]

“Dumb people can’t think far enough ahead to be stressed” I feel like there is a solid core of truth to that 😂

[@jenna4896]

so true JFK

[@Random-sk6hm]

Actually research has shown that this is true. Individuals with lower IQs tend to have less mental health issues and report being less stressed than their higher IQ counterparts.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Also thank you for your service Mr. President! 🫡🇺🇸

[@datte-ai]

​@@Random-sk6hmhow I wish this was my reality 😂

[@mundaneamazing]

I'm dumb and constantly stressed because I have ✨️ imagination ✨️

[@staciesterman6815]

Cody saying “Togo” instead of “to-go” will live in my head rent free

[@ChaoticCobras]

i scrolled for a good minute to find a comment that feels the same way omg i died

[@PlamiD]

@@ChaoticCobraswhat minute was it?

[@tristaglenn-alford5901]

@@PlamiD7:55

[@GemmaM-z7b]

@@PlamiD7:54

[@maddiecando]

7:55 @@PlamiD

[@Chrissydeblank]

Baby Otis got the best parents. Congrats Cody and Kelsey 🎉

[@Alliebei]

Otis???

[@leebubbles]

@@Alliebeitheir baby’s name!!

[@morganjohnson3946]

OTIS

[@rebecaromero2957]

Should’ve named him some name that starts with an f so they’re kfc idk

[@botanicalitus4194]

Otis is a cute name, old school

[@pinkblink0211]

the sister one coming back around and saying can i just talk to you absolutely took me out

[@sarawawa8984]

I think this was the funniest one in the video lol

[@DisDatK9]

"Idk you're sort of a loser so I dont wanna talk to you, do you know anyone else?" "No" "Okay well you'll just have to do" "I dont wanna talk anymore" "OMG SO FUCKING RUDE" 😂

[@floristfindspeace]

hey cody, just wanted you to know that the 20 year old who died had left that pasta out for several days, not just overnight. i still wouldn’t recommend leaving food out overnight, but i did want to leave this information here in case anyone was curious. also thank you for the good laughs, needed that today.

[@patriciaw636]

Thank you tbh. I deal with a lot of contaminated food fears and Ill throw anything out if its been out for more than a couple hours, Id rather be safe than food poisoned

[@amazing_bastard]

@@patriciaw636stop wasting food like that...

[@youngnat]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@patriciaw636I deal with a lot of food waste fears, I’ll eat everything that has been left out for more than a couple of hours. I rather be food poisoned than safe tbh.

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@patriciaw636 Same! I also have Emetophobia so I never risk it cos it's just not worth it

[@mabelll6501]

@@patriciaw636fried rice is a no go to eat after a couple hours

[@whoohw1394]

That girl who was asking for help truly cracked me up. 😭 It’s painful how people can flip the scrip so quickly. She literally asked “What’s wrong?” After totally trashing on her for no reason lol.

[@mog6667]

when cody leant back in his chair at 9:04 i thought zade had edited him small but he hadnt lmaooo

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

14:20 so tiny

[@Subsistence69]

Im always thinking those edits are in there too😂

[@leann3477]

as a medical student seeing cody’s horror when learning about b. cereus and fried rice syndrome was literally me learning about the many ways you can actually just… die doing very normal things

[@_jinxi]

pls tell me its pronounced 'be serious'

[@leann3477]

@@_jinxi yup. scientists were so fr when they named it

[@Olivia-wg8gv]

We JUST did a lab with b cereus in my microbio class the other day so I got excited to see it mentioned haha

[@6thwilbury2331]

"He's not getting a phone until he's 35." All kidding aside, I'm often grateful that cell phones didn't really become more widespread until I was in my late 20s, and text messaging was a little while after. My texts in my teens and early 20s would have been beyond cringe.

[@Zimzamzoom95]

Yeah, count your lucky stars. I'm 18 and screenshots of my various embarrassing instagram dms from when i was 13-16 still get sent around in groupchats 😭

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@Zimzamzoom95 This is my worst fear. I would never emotionally recover

[@бронза.вафля.конус]

​@@Random-sk6hmimagine being these tiktok people with those stupid dances. I'm already cringing at the thought of that being me

[@hi-ck8of]

as a 20 year old who's somewhat grown up on iPhones and iPads, if i have children, i will wait until they are adults to have phones and such. i know how my unlimited access to the internet has messed me, and sooooo many other kids up

[@Zimzamzoom95]

@@hi-ck8of waiting till adulthood is a stretch, that is likely to cause isolation from their culture. Trying to enact that change on an individual level would be counterproductive

[@pinkwitchalley]

glad cody acknowledged being guilty of being ignorant of some things! always refreshing to see peoples growth :)

[@aldranzam3456]

When I watched that video I thought "Oh Cody, you sheltered summer child"

[@MW-yp9ru]

wait what

[@C3p0pussiboi]

Noooo I felt so bad lmaooo he handled it well. I just didn’t expect my comment to spiral like that, I was hoping he wouldn’t get annoyed at us.

[@eeveephonehome]

what is this about

[@hannahthecommie]

@@eeveephonehomehe reacted to a video in the past where a woman dates men based off of what cars they drive. one of the men’s answers to “where would you take me on a first date?” was that he’d take her to the lake. the woman said no because that’s not appropriate for a first date (because of her safety) and cody didn’t understand why a woman wouldn’t want to do that. men don’t have to think about these things, still love him tho

[@emmakrikston9585]

CONGRATS CODY!! Otis has the coolest parents

[@Random-sk6hm]

Congrats Cody! I can't get Eric from Sex Education calling Otis, 'Oatcake' outta my head 😭

[@samanfersilyk]

i just ended a relationship with a guy exactly like the "oven fridge" guy and i have never been happier and more relieved 😭

[@stephenbrazil2027]

i feel connected to Cody, almost like you can feel when i’m about to eat

[@annaliselitchard]

Same

[@userrrrr12366]

Working at a bakery for a year so many people would come in and say "can I get a couple _____?" And I'd say "sure how many?" And theyd always say "two". Took me 6 months to figure that out. A couple literally means two. I had the lightbulb moment in front of some customers and we all enjoyed that moment. I will never forget that lesson 😂

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

You are a certified rock muncher /lh

[@redSUPERMAN2]

SAME! Whenever I use the word "couple", I used it as some arbitrary amount. Then when I worked food service, like you said, people would ask for a couple of something and I would ask how many/much to verify. Fast forward a little later, a coworker explained to me that when people used the word "couple" they were refering to a pair/two of something. I was like that makes sense, but in my mind it was always some arbitrary amount like several.

[@OCinneide]

Personally I say a couple meaning arbitrary amount. Usually because they’ll go “we have a deal if you get five” or something like that.

[@tri-angel]

I think people use the word couple colloquially to mean 'idk, some' so tbh i wouldn't assume that they meant two every time either lol

[@jaguarluv13]

SAME I️ thought it was arbitrary amount between like 2-5 😭

[@OMGitsKristinaxD]

Congrats Cody ❤❤❤ thank you for prerecording too. Legend. We appreciate it ❤

[@trinawilliams7814]

Cody trying to make it through all of the logical hoops of how this guy would think the Oven had a cooling setting like a fridge was hysterical to watch unfold. It was basically a Ted Talk on steroids. lmao

[@fshzi]

the fourth one genuinely pissed me off omg. He was handling it so well and being as nice as possible in the context of the situation - HE JUST ASKED WHAT THE MONEY WAS FOR? And it warranted that reaction?? 😭

[@somethingbritish]

Sending so much love to you and Kelsey and baby Otis!!! But also, chuckling at saying "Togo" instead of "to-go"

[@loveableheathen7441]

Who tf would actually type out a hyphen in casual text convo lmao

[@somethingbritish]

@@loveableheathen7441 someone who got a degree in journalism and had that formatting hammered into their brain. Leave me alone, damn 😭

[@heathersadventure]

there is a food place called Togo's lol

[@awkward.bee1]

My husband is just like that when he gets sick 😂 Last time he got sick it was for about a day and mainly consisted of nausea (no vomitting). He literally told me "this is it... i'm dying" and was COMPLETELY serious lol

[@ChannelCreator]

Lmfao having one period would END him

[@samanthajoslin1503]

cringeeeee LMFAO MEN R SO CRINGE sorry no offense to um.. to Mr. Bee1

[@sentimentist]

pleaaaaseee why are some men like this 😭 but I sometimes think it’s better than the other end of the spectrum bc at least they’re resting, sometimes with my fiancé he’s like omg…if I don’t take my temp…it’s like the fever doesn’t exist…and I’m just sitting there like man take the damn thermometer so I can find out if you need a paracetamol or not!! And what do you MEAN you’re going to work

[@146gods]

I mean men do work hard so i could get why they would be dramatic when they get sick

[@lilsnizz]

Reminds me of how tattoo artists say women sit better and its probably because we deal with period pain once a month for a week 😅

[@chasemef1]

Watching Cody go from Vine kid to loving dad is wild, congratulations to you and Kelsey

[@emmy372_bce0]

Congratulations Father Peeves!!! ❤ The pic was absolutely beautiful, you two are already great parents.

[@werrercricket]

the rapper wanting the first date to be in an airbnb out of town feels like dennis's "implications" ramble from its always sunny bahaha

[@harmonyquinn2557]

There’s a 99% chance the girl that would do whatever he wants for $1k is struggling with addiction. Classic signs.

[@coldestbrew9909]

CONGRATS ON LIL OTIE KO

[@Lilster12101]

Otis has the coolest parents, I’m SO happy for you guys. I screamed when I saw the post and ran across the house to tell my boyfriend. I’m SO SO SO happy for you guys 🥹💗

[@ThatRainbowMama]

I had the same reaction with my partner but only because he called him Otis! 😂 I love seeing people name their kids the same names I chose for my kids!

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@ThatRainbowMama Reminds me of Otis from Sex Education on Netflix!

[@claire___]

Congratulations, Cody and Kelsey, on your bundle of joy. My friend had her first the same week. Cheers!

[@myriam222]

cody's actually so smart for posting at the perfect time every single time (sitting down to eat, just got home, etc..) congrats on da babyyyy !!!😭😭💕

[@PeterBalfor]

Cody you may literally have saved my life, the amount of times I've eaten standing pasta and rice is scary now

[@Jarrettmonty99]

I want to say that this doesn't apply to pasta, which would come from wheat, while I think the fungi on rice is specific to itself. But I could be wrong.

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@Jarrettmonty99 It applies to pasta aswell, the case that Cody mentions was with pasta

[@apperusenpai]

So the story of the 20-year old kid who died was because he had a habit of making food and leaving the leftovers on the counter until he'd eaten all of them. The pasta that killed him had sat out at room temperature for a full WEEK. As long as you're not doing anything like that, leaving something out overnight really isn't that dangerous (though I still wouldn't recommend doing it)

[@newp0rt]

bro the rice and pasta need to be SITTING sitting. like a couple days. leaving some rice in the cooker for a day or leaving pasta for an afternoon wont kill you. the deaths people got from it were because they straight up left food on their room temp counter for days and still ate it.

[@maliah9614]

congrats on the baby cody!! i’ve watched you and kelsey grow so much so happy for you guys!!!!

[@amarajuneau]

we love you thank u for being awesome and have content ready for us while you and kelsey take some well deserved time off and spend time with your kid 🤍 we love you a lot and congratulations!!! we’re glad you, kelsey, and otis are all happy and healthy

[@averyanderson8871]

congrats cody!!! so happy for you and your family ❤

[@lifewithkatryna]

Congrats on becoming a Dad!! So happy for you and your family 💗

[@JohnWarosa999]

dont ever stop with the edits at the end!!!! always so funny and matches the outro music so well

[@baileypetersen2795]

congrats for you and kelsey, baby otis is so lucky to have such wonderful, sweet parents !!! i’m so so happy for you guys, it’s beautiful to have watched you guys grow

[@Firelupe4ever]

15:48 Respect for Cody for listening to the comments and acknowledging his lack of understanding in a previous video. We stan men who truly listen to women. 👍

[@tschmizz]

been watching forever and a day, can’t believe we get to see you two build a family together 🥹 you both will be the best parents! congratulations 🫶🏻

[@snailey4]

congrats cody we love you guys!! also rock muncher is hands down one of the best insults ive ever heard lol

[@hersheybanana]

Omg congrats Cody and Kelsey! Thank you for helping us all grow up, so psyched that you get to help a little dude of your own do the same. You guys will be wonderful parents, congratulations to baby Otis!🎉🥳💖

[@Stevo.100]

11:08 yes it's a real thing, we call it the "man flu" here, i work in the heavy industry and so many of the guys act like this, it's sad.

[@codydriver6413]

Congrats Cody and Kelsey!!🎉 I can only imagine how happy you two and baby Otis are! Wishing you all the best.

[@annabellebryant9583]

a sincere thank you to cody. posting in the early afternoon just in time for lunch. hits the spot every time.

[@bethforshaw]

I just saw you’ve had your baby and wanted to congratulate you. I’ve been a follower since Vine and you’ve got me through some tough times. My dog is called Otis too!! All the best to you both x

[@melsyoutube]

6:40 he dealt with this SO well

[@snarp408]

Congratulations Cody and Kelsey! We're happy for you guys

[@baileeleann6409]

congratulations to you and the mrs. love both of your channels and ong i can always forget all my worries when i sit in my room with your videos dying of laughter frfr.

[@liaasad6057]

Congratulations Cody and Kelsey🤍🤍 you’ll be amazing parents and we’re here for you!!

[@Random-sk6hm]

The one about the bf thinking that the inside of an oven is the same temperature as a fridge reminds me of my sister who thinks that turning up the volume on a TV during a hot summers day will make the room warmer. *Real conversation:* Me: ''can you turn the volume up? It's too quiet'' Sister: ''no it's too warm'' Me: ''what?'' Sister: ''the room will get warmer if I turn it up more'' Me: *never been so embarrassed to call this human female my sister*

[@katec5701]

cody saying togo instead of to go box at 7:54 really got me

[@cameliacosette]

O-dis about to be a sick video. Congrats Cody and Kelsey ❤

[@ThatSoonerGuy]

I love that you tried to rationalize that guys thought process between the differences of an oven and a fridge 😂 Man that’s some funny stuff

[@valcantar48]

Almost peed my pants at 10:47. Cody, please stop having fun. I can’t take it

[@ionasutherland9456]

congrats kelsey and cody!!!!! all the best

[@mightbeIzzy]

congratulations on baby Otis! So proud of you both🎉🎉 You deserve the best

[@yasmingreen5578]

congrats on baby Otis

[@ghoultooth]

Otis is such a cute name 😭

[@multijxde1855]

the kids name is otis??

[@yasmingreen5578]

@@multijxde1855 yep they announced it on Instagram :)

[@cloud20zero]

The "I have an extreme fear of abandonment" out of left field killed me.

[@laylamcguire7277]

Congrats on your baby boy! I'm so excited for you and Kelsey ❤

[@bwtrice]

so happy for you and kelsey ❤ congrats!!

[@hollieee]

Congratulations Cody and Kelsey you’re gonna be such amazing parents!! ❤

[@jules_is_tired]

"certified rock muncher" GOT ME WHEEZING 💀💀

[@GavinMagnusOfficial]

gotta do this

[@Letsseehowanimeicanget]

PIPER DO YOU REMEMBER 😢

[@v.xien.]

@@Letsseehowanimeicanget thats him???

[@Letsseehowanimeicanget]

@@v.xien. yes lmao

[@dokidany]

The patience of these partners is so sweeeet! Especially the overly dramatic sick boi. I love when couples match energy

[@Beesechurger_73]

Congratz Chez, you got mentioned. lol

[@shonnasmiles6156]

It's Papa Chode! Finallyyyy congratulations you two!🎉🎉

[@kaitlynnrost2780]

I love how Cody says damnit everytime he first laughs in a video like every video is a try not to laugh, it cracks me up

[@dugongsdoitbetter]

"Certified rock muncher"!!!!!! This is the first time I have laughed for real in a few weeks. It has been a rough month . Shit I needed that!!

[@addisontruesdell1910]

Congratulations Cody and Kelsey! I’m so happy for you both! Wishing you happiness and health this year.

[@rhiannon909]

congratulations cody!!! i feel like ive grown up with you and your content 😭 i know you and kelsey are going to be amazing parents 💕💕💕

[@rociopppp]

Welcome baby Otis ❤️❤️ He has the coolest parents ever, congrats to both of you!!

[@ImNotHere222]

6:59 As a former addict, this reeks of drug money. I felt ill trying to borrow $40 from people. $1k is INSANE. I just have a feeling that's what it is because the lack of detail, the "ASAP" urgency garbage, etc. And the absolute whack attitude when they didn't get the money directly. It wouldn't be an issue if a flight was actually needed, but that's not at all what it was for.

[@BalancedBunny222]

My baby rocks out every time she hears your outro and your music 😂 you're baby approved

[@pastelberru]

one of the text conversations reminded me of something my Ex and I argued over once. for Christmas 2018 my ex surprised me with flight tickets to Japan that following April, He knew that me and my brother (who died a few years earlier) dreamed of going to Japan together, So I planned on doing things for us while I was there, like seeing the Gundam. anyways, My Ex's Brother and his girlfriend flew to Japan as well, without my ex telling me and our entire trip became about what they wanted to do and I just had to tag along. by the end of the trip I had had enough, frustrated I felt like I wasted my time in not getting to do what I wanted on OUR trip. He said He loves his brother more, since his brother is alive and mine is dead. and said I wouldnt understand what its like to have a loving family anyways who would compromise by having the trip be about his family. absolutely blow to my heart.

[@tinalyzhen]

what a shitty and insensitive guy, I'm happy that he's an ex now. you deserve better. i hope one day you're able to go back and do things at your own pace :) your brother will be with you through spirit and heart

[@pastelberru]

@@tinalyzhen that is unbelievably kind of you to say, thank you. I’m actually packing my bags right now, headed to Tokyo in a few days! Bringing a stuffed animal that was my brothers to have with me in my bag.

[@skunkrat01]

​@@pastelberru wow this was a bit of a rollercoaster with mostly a downhill trajectory. But your reply with the update made my heart smile 😊 I hope your second trip to Japan was all you hoped and more. Much love 💖

[@carolinahernandezroy6579]

Congrats on officially being a Dad!!!!Sending lots of love for you,Kelsey and baby Otis❤

[@anxiety8054]

The texts about the food being left out really hit home😭. My bfs family are disgusting and will leave out food for weeks (and still eat it🤢) if i dont toss it out within a day or 2 of them cooking. They dont stop doing it either. Its so annoying and gross.

[@jadedkorean]

thats why i throw out food in front of the boyfriend (who does the same exact thing despite the "digestion" issues it gives him) and lecture him on food safety and its perishability. it probably won't stick but if you train them to be in a routine to store food properly, then theyre more likely to notice the runny digestion issues that comes when they DON'T properly store and reheat those bacteria nightmares in a tray

[@ReesieandLee]

For 8-9 straight years I worked the kokua crew (the guys who hand out water and food) in Kona at the Ironman. They were so freaking fun! It ended at midnight so we would go to the finish line and cheer the last people on. Some of the funnest days of my life!

[@madisonloscalzo5689]

CONGRATS!!! Otis won the parent lottery

[@sofiar3176]

The person who needed money for a flight was 1000% needing that for drugs. That’s exactly how I acted when I was on drugs and needed money. So glad to be sober.

[@dullii]

No idea how Cody doesn‘t see how fake some of these are, especially the one at 13:30 where both people write all lower case and use the same abbreviations

[@Meaeatt]

The ball convo is the best and most relatable convo I’ve ever heard

[@ruth-annking4559]

4:09 My name is Ruth. My life is complete.

[@ericainbloom]

I wish I wouldve screenshot this, but when my husbands cousin found out she was pregnant a few years ago, she sent a group chat out to all of the cousins to announce it. She didnt know my husband had changed his number so she still had his old one. The person who had his number now, said something weird and I responded to let everyone know it was no longer John's number. The person then went on to say, "Who is John? he sounds cute..." "im gay and very corny (but with an h )" it was the craziest pregnancy announcement situation ever after that lol

[@Fay_Monroe]

Congratulations Kelsey and Cody!

[@jadetemplin6813]

❤Congratulations on your baby!❤... Loved this video...hi from Perth Western Australia 😊

[@christmastiger]

UGH man colds. I'm glad to know it's a universal thing, it's especially jarring seeing tough-guy blue-collar working men turn into simpering babies when they get the sniffles. It would be endearing if we were treated with any kind of empathy when we get sick

[@liljanet]

congrats on the baby!!! so happy for yall!!!🩵🩵🩵🩵

[@KendraElizabethh]

Cody has the watches-youtube-on-lunch-break market cornered 😂

[@melsyoutube]

15:55 i’m so proud of your growth

[@Vzaj-]

10:40 ok this is a bit much, but remove these things: -bug -please please -i dont wanna go up -please come home and its just a regular loving relationship, when either me or my girlfriend is sick, we talk to each other in a similar way, and again, he's being overly dramatic but this is a good example, of one of many reasons why men dont want to be vulnerable or show emotions too much

[@mcbethel5225]

My 5 year old child would genuinely call me silly if I put fridge stuff in the oven lol

[@Austin.Kilgore]

12:06 It “runs in her family” and to demonstrate that, she tells a story about her Ex doing it??? So this some Sweet Home Alabama type ish??? Lol

[@sharkdoesart]

The sister moving out felt like a character AI conversation 😭

[@poshdelux]

I feel like Cody is even more hilarious now that he’s a dad! congratulations Cody and Kelsey. I wish nothing but the best for you and your family.🎉

[@marisola1204]

congrats on the baby🥳 soo happy for you guys!!

[@gooodmorning4526]

10:05 JABATHEE???? no way he just came up with that i love it lmao

[@wolf-yq6fs]

I needed this Cody. My sister moved out recently and I have no one to talk to about it 😓

[@adriscloudy]

the music went so hard on this video LMAO

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

The only thing I'm excited about is that you and Kelsey have your baby now! Congratulations!❤❤❤