Crendor Hulks Out | Cox n Crendor In the Morning Podcast: Episode 445

[@alittlebirdi]

Dude, Crendor's health rant is the most "make this an animation please" that there has ever been lol.

[@acolyte1951]

I can imagine dan animating crendor reading a youtube comment about how "crendor used to have high immunity, apparently not anymore lol!"

[@geraldinelewis8314]

I agree. I hope they do

[@analoren4745]

I cannot wait for it.

[@JudgeBeard]

Hey! I was the guy who made the comment about the immunity (or at least i made A comment about immunity, sounded like mine tbf). Had no idea Crendor would freak out about it haha, was just meant to be funny. Crendor wanted to know my ailments, so here ya go. I have haemachromatosis (he-ma-chrome-a-toe-sis) which is too high iron, I have like 5 times the normal iron content in my blood. I have a brain aneurysm, apparently from something in my 20s (38 now), but unknown cause. The leading theory is the time I got smashed in the head with a bass guitar, trauma shouldnt necessarily have caused it but my neurosurgeon didnt know what else it could be. As a result, I take prescribed asprin and a proton pump inhibitor every day and I also have to get yearly MRI scans. I also take vitamin d every day as I'm in Ireland and we do not get a lot of sun. I go to the gym 5 days a week. In the past year I quit smoking and lost about 50 pounds of fat. I used to go to bed at about 4am and wake about 2 also, but these days Im up at 8am after going to bed at midnight. Hope that makes ya feel better Crendor! I know the struggle with health stuff! Sorry for making it sound like I thought you were dying

[@n8tivet3ch96]

Cendor "I do all these things to make me healthy." Goes to a sonic concert, gets sick. Sneezes and then strains his neck...All I'm saying is Crendor is the most healthiest, brittle, 60 year old person I've seen.

[@mrrobertman]

Timestamps Start: 0:44 Traffic: 41:34 Weather: 42:11 (Garrison, North Dakota, USA) Sports: 49:15 Fact of the day: 50:45 Dear illustrious sirs: 54:12 Big news story: 59:34

[@DoesCrendorMentionTheMoonPhase]

Yes, a Waning Crescent moon at 44:03.

[@NovaAurora]

Weather request for Ludlow, Vermont! Nice little town, decently sized by Vermont standards, largely exists because of the adjacent ski resort. My grandparents built a cabin on a nearby lake back in the 1950s, so my family spends some time up there every summer. Unfortunately the town got devastated by flooding and a bunch of places closed, and no one who grows up there wants to stay anymore so it feels like it's slowly dying, but it's still a beautiful area.

[@Wacheif]

It's the weekend! ..wait.. XD

[@charleswisconsin9196]

yeah it's time to Cox out

[@TjinDeDjen]

As a Strippin viewer; Crendor is one of the most health aware content creators I know of.

[@RND_ADV_X]

11:11 Jesse, as a girl i have noticed that the culture of women is very concerned with positioning oneself to strategically take advantage of those you believe are making mistakes... but only very subtle ones? Finding the most successful flawed individual becomes a matter of social advancement. You don't want to surround yourself with people that are too perfect, or you will be the weak link. And you don't want people who are so flawed that they will bring you down in status.

[@analoren4745]

Jesse falling asleep is 100% me. I need to completely override my brain noise with rain/ocean sounds, otherwise I'm just laying there thinking of things over and over and over. How Crendor does it without going insane I'll never know.

[@kadenjohnson1072]

Dear illustrious sirs wirh tears in my eyes I beseech you to wish my little brother (Keagan) a happy 21st Birthday. He has been listening to you guys since he was 12.

[@gneeder]

According to KZbin, I am part of the Top 3% Jesse Cox fans. That's pretty cool.

[@potatohildy]

I was in the top 5% for coxclips lol

[@dwkeirstead]

Weather Request: give me Bellows Falls, Vermont. Perfect little quaint Village on the Connecticut River. My wife and I fell in love with it staying there for a ski trip and now return every year for our anniversary.

[@4Sherbs]

Weather request for Vergennes VT. Small “city” with lots of history. I would often go to the local library and walk along Otter Creek. The joke about the school name whenever going to events/games was that we’re from Virgins (mispronounced Vergennes), plus our mascot was The Commodore which probably didn’t help. Long time listener, thank you for the laughs throughout the years!

[@localshaman]

Can confirm the hiccup thing works. Was told about it last year and it's worked every single time.

[@rogerbackman1390]

I love high octane Crendor!

[@Pienimusta]

"Ladies, I need you" - The End -

[@theseesh9163]

Assuming this is gonna be a buffdor ep, hyped

[@Linken_88]

Dear illustrious Sirs, I come before you with tears in my eyes and on my knees in dire need to know, what is the best grocery store bought confectionery to bring to the family holiday party?

[@invictusanimi]

"Screw the Yules, I have money." -Seto Kaiba

[@thaumaturgeslit7759]

Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I grovel before thee. Given how much of the world you have explored through your weather segment, and your love for restaurants I have a question. If you got the oppertunity to open any sort of restaurant, in any country, money and language not being a factor. Which countries would you choose?

[@Ghostykitten]

As a woman who grew up Mormon and in Utah around lots of other Mormons theres definitely a fake niceness and jealousy thing that can happen. Everyone puts on a facade of being a good Mormon lady who goes to all the activities but you know some are like "gosh dang it I hate how gorgeous Sister Smith looks in that dress today, how does she look so good towing around 5 kids??" Lol

[@FatJesusHangry]

Crendor being the healthy one makes sense he's driving himself bananas that's why he's so crendor

[@Huckleberry42]

I checked the whole game statistics that Jesse mentioned and Jesse is number 1 no surprise.

[@Mynestrone]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes I beg you examine the 2024 nobel winner for physics' speech.

[@Shayia918]

Another trick that works for hiccups is asking the person what they had for supper last night; because you have to stop and think about it apparently is why it works. I didn't believe that either but it does work!

[@Ellthom]

Jesse Cox and Crendor are in my Top 5 creators this year. :D Like Jesse I no longer play WoW but Crendor is in the top creators this year when it comes to gaming apparently. Shame its just a list on gaming. I would like to see a overview on the year as a whole and not just gaming.

[@amythistxue1]

I think it was on a chilluminati episode where Mathas did an episode on various Yule/Christmas cryptids, so that might be why Jesse thought the mother of the Yule Lads was familiar

[@Hebwastaken]

Shake the rhino!

[@swedishZ0mBi3]

Cren's debuffs are wild, low base health lol

[@Gbusjones]

Canned cranberry sauce makes a damn good PBnJ

[@tymmezinni]

Weather request one more time- last but not yeast, it's time for Bread Loaf, Vermont.

[@velkonemriam1935]

So, Jesse, any update on your Skyrim play through?

[@ChaseBeyond]

Weather Request: North Sentinel Island 👀

[@skraeling]

I’ll have you know that I was in the top 0.5% of CoxClips watchers this year 😎

[@Waniou137]

So I remember hearing this ages ago and went to the extent of googling things to check if it's true, but I think Jesse needs to know that human pre-mastication, which is apparently the technical term for chewing food for your babies like birds do, was a real thing and it's only because we have food processors and stuff to do it now that it's gone away. So uhhh... that's kinda interesting and gross. EDIT: Also I found a tiny town in Vermont called Peru and that seems like an awful place for a weather request

[@shaterlemming2549]

Y'all mentioning TB reminded me of a dream I had the other night. Where TB faked his death because he thought he was becoming too popular and couldn't handle it. So he announced his return by playing Mario Odyssey saying he is back as a Nintendo KZbinr lol

[@Hale444]

I feel like Crendor doesn't have good immunity any more.

[@Razoreye175]

Humans are pack animals, it hurts to be left out of the pack even if the pack sucks.

[@microsoftman5]

New CnC LFG!!!!

[@RyukeKuroi]

As a woman I must say I have no clue why others do this. I follow only people I know and like/want to keep in touch with or people that do/make cool things and fill my feed with positivity.

[@MattyIce5309]

Shiiit I’m in the top .02% of cox fans

[@Atratzu]

Dear illustrious sirs, I come before you with tears in my eyes and pain in my cramping feet. (No really they're cramping, I gotta eat more bananas or something) Would you ever do a Cox and Crendor live in a city other than Chicago? I really don't want to drive to Chicago... (How about Minneapolis, MN?)

[@alphacode5]

I can't believe crendor is slowly turning into a wow troll, he should take better care of himself

[@localshaman]

I'm waiting for the day we find out Crendors health issues are caused by coffee

[@joshmyrick4863]

Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes and snowflakes on my cheeks. What, pray tell, would you bring to a Christmas party and what would you get each other for Christmas if money was not an option?

[@Lordgeorge16]

Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I beseech thee, I completely understand not wanting to sit down and watch full-length Hololive streams. They're very fun, but not everyone has time for that sort of thing! There are, however, hundreds upon hundreds of KZbinrs who upload short, easy-to-digest clips and stream highlights from just about every single stream and event. This might make it easier for you to explore their content and see whether or not you'll like them. There are dozens and dozens of girls to choose from as well, and they're all unique and entertaining in their own ways. Most of them are from North America or Japan, but there's also an Indonesian branch, and even a few European girls joined earlier this year. I strongly recommend it! Hololive is the best!

[@Champion_of_Eorzia]

Dear illustrious Sirs, I come before you with tears in my eyes and on my knees in dire need to know, would you ever be interested developing a creature capture game based in florida call Floridamon?

[@RobbleRouser]

Crendor is transforming from a grumpy old man to a ranting raving old man

[@thaumaturgeslit7759]

Yule like Suggestion! In Sweden we have a pre-Christmas figure called Lucia, who comes bringing baked goods and candles to help survive the cold winter. She is usually accompanied by "Stjärngossar" or "Starboys" who dress up in cone hats and sing songs.

[@Sgene17]

According to KZbin, I'm in the top 0.1% of CoxClips viewers and I watch 65x more than the average viewer 😭 And regarding your question about women hating people and pretending not to: I have never done that and I've never encountered anyone else doing that in the 20+ years since I left junior high school, which makes me wonder if it's an LA thing or something that's disproportionately prevalent in content creator/influencer circles? I thought it was just a made up thing that happened on crappy sitcoms 🤷

[@forkittens]

you dont remember the "birding" thing from a few years back.... ya... humans did that

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

31:30 you know this podcast could use less Jesse

[@MaisieSqueak]

14:22 Egg Jesse The pregnant pause ...and then Cren hurriedly whitewashes over it.

[@spencerdokes6056]

I don't see a recap button when I click my compass button

[@GideonGleeful95]

Weather suggestion for Strafford, Vermont, home town of pop-folk singer-songwriter Noah Kahan, who looks slightly like Crendor (and also a bit like Cr1TiKaL).

[@ArtemisCS]

I think you might be seeing the affect of LA in the women you know because I don’t really know any women like that nor am I like that

[@AggyRAT]

🐀

[@FiXato]

"I don't watch any other Warcraft content but yours." Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you watch a bunch of videos about the new expansion to see what people were thinking of it?

[@BaronVonHardcharger]

If these guys stopped talking about being sick every week, the commenters would stop commenting on it. You reap what you sow.

[@graemeguthrie8758]

second lol!

[@Jagerbomber]

Well I'm watching Cox n Crendor In the Morning in the MORNING, UNLIKE JESSE!

[@Gbusjones]

Damn.i had to be like no. 70

[@TheKaiser775]

Ugh, another Cox n Crendor episode with Jesse and Crendor in it? Hard pass. (/s for those unaware, as it comes up later in the episode.)

[@Stilesda]

crendor you always say only american major male sports leagues. this is clearly because of poor nutrition