Pointless Top 10 Things in Azure Span (World of Warcraft Dragonflight Alpha)

[@crendor]

BREAKING NEWS: THEY HAVE CHANGED THE STEW BREWER TO THE MASTER OF SOUPS. WE HAVE DONE IT

[@Jordan-le8rc]

Unstoppable foe

[@beny988]

Crendor is unstoppable with these pointless top 10s.

[@hweebs]

And I’m loving it

[@iangrasamkee-beasley2796]

Licking rocks is actually a common thing to do in Geology, as its largely safe and can tell you a lot about a rock's composition, and given dwarves inclination for mining, dwarves are the truest of rock lickers.

[@doctorcis3510]

You can tell it something is a a fossil is by licking it, because fossils are porous which will make it sticky to your tongue.

[@Sorrowdusk]

WHO needs tannins when you have tourmaline? 🧐

[@greenxintet1651]

dope ima go lick some uranium rocks

[@crendor]

Can you find the hidden Hemet Nesingwary I forgot to edit out?

[@maggimaster]

You mean the one that essentially became Crocodile Dundee and players are throwing a fit because how dare a game hunter become a conservationist

[@acorr14]

@@maggimaster you mean the one that essentially became a LIBERAL and PLAYERS are rightfully upset about one of the best representations of player bloodlust not wanting to mass murder anymore? (/s because sarcasm is dead)

[@MrBarlien]

@@maggimaster I'm not really sure what you are referencing. But most hunters are avid conservationists. Guessing it has to do with the public opinion that seems to prevail that us hunters are just murder-hobos that will shoot anything on sight. Hunting and conservation goes hand in hand, we love the outdoors and everything in it. We spend a lot of time outside, observing the fauna and the flora. So we are often times the ones who notice when somethings off. So having a character like Nesingwary become more conservationist minded makes a lot of sense. Instead of killing 40 x animals you could catch and relocate predators, or help build a fish ladder when a river got diverted etc. But if it's just another "hunting's categorically bad and we need to save these animals" take, then I have to say it's a bit idiotic, and it's a take that is getting tiresome.

[@sleepyplant510]

He's just sitting there listening to you talk about Stoop and his non stew

[@LandoHitman]

I think I spotted it at 13:30

[@Worgrunner]

So happy to see more of the most zen WoW videos. Takes me back across the years.

[@Zetherior]

In regards to Mr Stoop (Soup Stew), i'd imagine he's just reducing a big ol pot of broth, and then using it for the stew

[@AbyssFX.]

Can we take a moment to look at the complete lack of heat under that pot? It's in the middle of a frozen sheet of ice and there is no fire under it 😅

[@ArcadeStunfisk]

Never change Crendor. Your content is one of the bastions of peaceful, wholesome, silly, delightful WoW videos.

[@SkyPanda52]

No Shot Crendor just dropped a "Hey Arnold" reference at the end!! That caught me completely off guard and laughed way too long at it. Great Video as usual :) Can't wait to visit Azure Span and the rest of the areas once Dragonflight releases :D

[@chonkbadonk]

Love watching these. It's a must-click when a new one is uploaded.

[@wolfee2754]

Always love watching Pointless Top 10s

[@jinx17]

I'm glad we're on azeroth again, the space/other world type stuff was cool but it's been too long. Makes me nostalgic for wrath.

[@TheCooderix]

I agree, but I do wish it didn't look so old. Shadowlands was stylistically fantastic, Ardenweald, Basion blew me away, whereas Azure Span looks like it's from Wrath 13 years ago. Maybe the other zones will be better in this regard?

[@quaronncz464]

@@TheCooderix What do you mean? Azure Span is the first zone in a long fucking time I really like..it looks great. Most of the Shitlands zones look like garbage, except Revendreth and Ardenweald. It's probably a bias from my side because I love Grizzly Hills and Howling Fjord.

[@Candlemancer]

@@TheCooderix no, it looks vaguely like an actual place that could exist instead of over the top mystical nonsense Shadowlands (besides Revendreth) looked otherworldly and alien, which is fine, but a lot of us are sick of that and want something more grounded in reality. Wrath zone aesthetics with updated graphics is exactly what we want

[@TheCooderix]

@@quaronncz464 Yeah, you are biased, but hopefully the rest of the Dragonshit zones look great.

[@borek92]

Yeah it's probably just a stop explansion and the next one will be another larger than life space adventure 😅 whatever jailer warns the player at his deathbed

[@katieskarlette]

The crab noises made me laugh way harder than expected.

[@Sorrowdusk]

I now know what sound a crab 🦀 makes. 😌 NOW I just need to know what sound a giraffe 🦒 makes and my life is complete.

[@0h_hello]

Why do we remember stoop kid so vividly

[@CondemnedInformer]

I'm really glad you're covering wow more, brings back memories. Now, make a damn machinima. Thank you.

[@Mikelissa80]

Keep'em coming Crendor. Pointless top 10 is sooooo good. Thanks!

[@Oli_Thompson]

I've never heard a good crab impression until today 🙌

[@HooverMan]

Bopbopbop

[@nikola4107]

I love these so much... keep it up crendor!

[@CondemnedInformer]

The turtles look alot more detailed then other mobs. I don't like the inconsistency in the art style. Looks good, doesn't fit.

[@ccsrey14]

Nothing like starting the day with a Crendors top 10.

[@SaturnGrl]

I miss the Nerdlords of Draenor vids. The old Polaris channel set all the videos to private, and now the gameplay vids and hilarious animations are lost to us forever...unless Cox and Crendor can repost them?

[@herryhardfoot6515]

Crendor's pointless top 10 series is what got me started playing WoW 4 years ago. I'm so happy to see a new one.

[@JessicaZane4realz]

Yeah but like the third and seventh pointless thing are things that some of us really love in the game like that kind of weirdness.

[@ThatGamerDad83]

Soup guy is exactly what I would expect to be at the top of the list.

[@loganshate]

STOOP KID IS AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP! Oooh Crendor you took me back to some good times with that comment. XD I loved Hey Arnold!

[@Lucky-Seven_]

Full belly laugh when you said you might have to report the Stew as a bug for not being soup. 😆

[@Makkle4000]

Once Dragonflight finishes up I hope we get the greatest pointless top 10 of all: Expansions

[@G0Chiefs]

Or of every zone in the game maybe?

[@borek92]

that's not a pointless top 10. It's the most generic top 10 in existence

[@Ida_Kamo]

Love your vids! They really make my day :)

[@Orthus100]

Frogs are also from MoP on the Timeless Isle.

[@josefkarny9]

Crendor is about to make Rock Dwarf into a pointful thing. What a guy.

[@ianhorne9594]

"A turtle made it to the water!!"

[@Kylora2112]

Soup: broth with small bits of stuff Stew: broth with large chunks of stuff Bisque: soup, but the broth is milk-based Chowder: stew, but the broth is milk-based. Ergo, cereal is a chowder and a vanilla soy latté is a three bean soup.

[@gumloproductions]

That fishing rod hasn't been textured yet!!

[@FatGooseArts]

What a perfect way to start the weekend :) Thank you Crendor!

[@Areananight]

Watching this a Yr later ,it's funny what you said about the fishing hook by the lake. I learned the hard way about the rare's you can summon at those hooks .

[@Nightstalker314]

thank you for your enthusiasm.

[@sanderdavid8626]

Happy to have these pointless top tens back :)

[@MEGA.0G]

Another one: *bites the dust* 10:36 dwarf: *licks the rock*

[@grahamlarsen2082]

Yo these pointless tens dropping are giving me life

[@eyeofthasky]

we need an warcraft world exclusive dish thats called , a mixure of and .... also written cuz that in the middle ages meant bucket, who doesnt want a soupstewsoup in a bucket?? :3 lovely (or even with the meaning of "A receptacle for holy water, especially a basin set at the entrance of a church." lol)

[@perer005]

Being added as an NPC to WoW only made Crendor's pointless hype stronger!

[@NOGlameows]

I love pointless top 10! Never stop making them ✨✨✨

[@Anoradord]

You're doing a good job crendor. Keep it up.

[@rntypical]

This is the best alpha video I've seen.

[@icefireobsidian7490]

I agree the stew guy has waaay too much liquid to even be mid reduction to make a stew... he should be renamed to soup guy put in the bug report

[@CRod840]

Another quality episode!

[@RicardoMoreiraKrahnin]

What a "pointless" good video! 😂 Very original, nice work

[@thesnep4757]

That icy waterfall kind of reminds me of the entrance to Snowcloak in FFXIV.

[@5chr4pn3ll]

Wait, that pot of speew is on ice with no fire under it. ...Could it be ice tea?

[@MrSteelface96]

why have i been subbed to this channel for like 10 years? i still don't play wow and never have. you give me enough wow i guess.

[@lj1653]

I love those frog dragons. Fragons?

[@YEETlCUS]

Are there dynamic day-night cycles? That crystal song type forest looks amazing at night!

[@sean501st]

This is content that I came for!. I hope your doing well mate!

[@MoeBillGaming]

Stew, the soup stirrer. should definitely be added in the same way red shirt guy was added as the dwarven fact checker xD

[@baronfuath5872]

STEW STEWMAN THE STEW STEWER, STEWER OF ALL STEWS. LONG MAY HE STEW STEWS FOR THE STEWLESS.

[@richardbudai1827]

Otters are sooo cute. Glad we can get them as mounts.

[@adrasteia3866]

The cruel twist is the soup/stew guy is actually doing laundry

[@Tsamane]

Best part of number one, soup or stew has been a meme in the guild I'm in for sometime

[@MeriBadger]

i barely care about wow but i HAVE to watch these... 🤷‍♂️

[@darckben999]

Hahaha the rock giant moment was pretty funny

[@666devillord]

Another great video from Crendor.👍 A couple of years more and we could expect a "Pointless Top 10 WoW Expansions" 😁

[@BigSqueeGG]

I read this title and new it was instantly Crendor. Cheers all.

[@warllockmasterasd9142]

the Rock Giant did not take it too kindly to not be on the list. Lesson of the day: Include the Rock Giant on your list when he is right in front of you.

[@TheNoirShifter]

This is great!

[@acolyte1951]

Is the stew brewer's pot a hundreds years old artifact passed down by generations of tuskar village stew brewers who always cook a perpetual stew using the same original ingredients since the first stew was cooked?

[@mattcramer9187]

Love this!

[@Domdrok]

#1: I'd agree with it being soup. #2: Also reminds me of the leyline quests in southern Dragonblight.

[@Boltizar49]

Yo I have an idea for that dwarf video. Dwarf has a cooking competition show called “Rocks Fall, Everyone Dines.”

[@ShiftHappens]

Love these

[@maggimaster]

Have the rock licker essentially be a Gordon Ramsey of ores

[@petermaguire8139]

For the rock licking dwarf you could make a video detailing the weird and wonderful NPCs of wow

[@AkamoriRivals]

Thank you. Now I know who to blame for all of Nesingwary's ridiculous hunting quests that make me want to pull my hair out.

[@garrettsondgerath9877]

I figured Crendor the pointless would be your #1

[@Aureora]

Final boss confirmed - Kanook the Soupmaker

[@pseudofossil7338]

finally, the real non-content ive waited for

[@Flounder125]

What a great topless point ten

[@mrsthehotdogdance]

I can’t explain how much I want Blizzard to call them “Dragon Toads”.

[@liucconen]

Have you tried the tuskarr boat rides yet?

[@LandoHitman]

Is the rock-licking dwarf a reference to Yukon Cornelius?

[@beaglebeagle8094]

idk if crendors done it yet, but on april fools he should do a top 10 useful things to throw us off

[@JohnDoe-km9vx]

well I said nah this could not get any better and yet it did...i wanna ride the kart now with Hemmet, sometimes I wish we never had flying as it makes the world smaller. Orc vs Dragonflight soon?

[@macwecek]

Now everybody needs to do God’s work and report the “stew” guy for blizz to change it to soup, as it should be

[@cameronproctor]

I legit thought he said "dragon toes" without questioning it.

[@nathanburns5553]

Wonderful

[@Sorrowdusk]

@4:22 Behold Dog. 🐶

[@Sorrowdusk]

@8:33 that is a beaver serial killer. 😳 He looks depraved and has a sharpened stick.

[@Sorrowdusk]

Otters. 🦦 Frogs. 🐸 Is there anything you can't make cool by putting spines or horns on it?

[@UberAwesomeDewd]

Funny how the Tuskarr have this idea of an afterlife but we know it's wrong since we literally just got back from there after defeating Satan

[@DIEGhostfish]

How many tuskar did you see there? How sure are you what you saw was accurate? Or just the combined memories of a bunch of murderhobos trying to understand the incomprehensible?

[@Banaanivatkuli]

Why is there no fire under the cauldron? Is he making ice steup?

[@ToneyCrimson]

All the animals on dragon isle looks like the result of some kinky dragon was wasted one night.

[@malachiteserpent7742]

My mind: Dragon toads . . . Droads?

[@erinopheim1125]

Hail, Crend the Pointless

[@brandoncastellano1858]

Imagine if the Lich King Arthas was a god at fishing. He’s have an army of tuskarr.

[@bethanysolimine5428]

That's definitely soup. Maybe they'll put floating veggies in it before launch?

[@majorforcexx]

What does the crab do Crendor?

[@jase_allen]

You'd think Big Kinook would get snatched up for Real Housewives of Azeroth. Reality shows are always looking for someone who loves to "stir the pot" as much as he seems to.

[@thenerdbeast7375]

I don't play a hunter anymore but if those otters aren't somehow tamable I'm gonna riot.

[@astrealove1]

Would you do a "Pointless top 10 Redacted and/or Retroactive" where you're changing something from a previous Pointless top 10 to include something that was recently added to the game?

[@murqouttt8188]

i love the dreadwaste we need a pointless top ten dreadwaste

[@CyclopsToppingWolverine]

I'm shocked the skybox didn't make it

[@sophloaf1401]

Boar Thrills, but instead, It's Mr. Rock Licker!

[@Gravechylde]

Sounds like Tuskarr heaven is same as Crendor heaven

[@TriviaMania_]

can you skin the otter babies?

[@ChibiRyokoDemon]

I ❤️ stoup!