Hitman VR: The Psycho POV Simulator

reaches through monitor and wrings ur freakin neck
Watch the full Hitman VR Vod here: • [Criken] HITMAN 3 VR :...
Hitman 3 released a PC VR update so naturally I streamed myself being a menace to the fine folks of Sapienza! More to come later this month + a multiplayer Raft adventure and maybe even the return of Edwad in Elden Ring?? Wow so much content on a regular schedule I refuse to believe it
Stream highlights edited by ShayneHawke!: / shaynehawke

[@TuffMelon]

I love how in the normal experience the AI seem oddly suspicious of normal actions, but in the VR mode the exact same reactions seem at best perfectly accurate.

[@00Mike55]

This has old school Criken vibes all over it, I love it!

[@LeevoBeepo]

Was thinking the same thing, loving this

[@pixelmike54]

mom, the text overlayed on the video is gone and theyre.... like.... a real voice! whats going on! fr tho, been here since like 09 and yeah this really just feels like the subtitles have come to life lol. I cannot fuckin handle when he punches someone and they just fly away its the best.

[@PabloEdvardo]

i'm crying laughing -- such a perfect world for criken

[@slipinoy]

Kinda crazy that old school Criken is going 10+ years

[@discordfatty8493]

Same!

[@robosoldier11]

I swear criken makes the most timid non assassin ever. Its like he just accidentally got handed the briefcase to go after someone and he didn't have the heart to say no so he just went along with it.

[@v.n.ofishmaster6168]

5:00 man-child violently breaks ice cream parlor counter and steals all the ice cream

[@weazels]

Best part

[@newtybot]

I’m a huge fan of how every attempt at strangling ended with senseless beatings

[@ZakeirSnake]

Turned into Johnny Bravo doing The Monkey lol

[@makeatomicstew]

3:37 Just the way Criken in the most awkward way tries to talk to another human being is the funniest thing to me.

[@rosePetrichor]

*grabs man's face whilst he's just sitting on a park bench* 'see that was a normal interaction between humans'

[@obamamanmanman8734]

8:12 How the guy praying slowly opened his eyes and saw Criken is the funniest shit ever

[@nolimitmike4051]

3:14 i thought he knocked himself out with the hammer lolol

[@LostMindSparrow]

5:10 made me spit out my water for the first time in years, congratulations Hitman 3 Physics Engine & co.

[@jennilah]

So glad you made a video of this. These streams.. boy, when I say I was crying with laughter, I really mean it. the physical comedy throughout was top notch. Smashing the ice cream display? weeping.

[@GrieveIV]

No hitman moment ever makes me laugh as hard as the getting caught during the wind up to a horrible murder strangle

[@gifthorse3675]

Man I’m dying! This is the way this game was meant to be played.

[@terriblyterrified8742]

1:40 me trying to socialize with a friend i havent seen in years

[@JohnnyD1986]

4:37 *gets slapped, tries to fly away*

[@alexh1323]

3:30 The absolute shock gets me every time!

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

14:03 wow that was actually a good voice. Criken the VA.

[@Volks_Swagon]

I just took a drink of water right as criken broke the glass trying to make his order, terrible timing but I died laughing

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

im assuming you almost shot water outta your nose

[@l_ukers]

That watch was one of those new rubber watches, extremely fancy, only the highest of class.

[@ami6785]

2:34 This moment is just hilarious to me with how it builds up and ends with just a single punch and the music cuts off.

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

Was just thinking “I wonder if criken has uploaded”. What a wonderful surprise. 5:20 was almost like a cartoon.

[@punishedwhirligig3353]

Exactly like the Strangler from Spongebob

[@hughjaneous4209]

I havent wheeze laughed in a long time this broke me - 4:30

[@TysonPuppy08]

I absolutely LOST it when he smashed the icecream display, OMG I needed that laugh

[@Titan2995]

5:08 I fucking DIED during the stream when this happened!

[@VivaViverz]

"A pelican dropped it" my new excuse for leaving socks on the floor.

[@Fancysaurus]

I like how in vr you look less like a cold and calculating assassin and more like a more homicidal Mr Bean

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

mr bean does a funny blunder and accidentally commits octuple manslaughter

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

The extremely anti-social hitman with social anxiety

[@TheRedarm75]

"would you please stop that freak sene?" Ive never been called freak sene before that kind of hurt literally moments before he stabbed a man in the face with a screwdriver oh the dichotomy

[@Luka2000_]

7:30 my last 2 working braincells in school be like:

[@sealsbrothers2121]

Nice to see Criken making YT content more often

[@seanlo941]

This has to be the best VR Hitman video I have seen, thank you

[@cowbatboots282]

10:05 - Would you say it was a Modest Pelican? I've heard they can be quite the Thick Boys.

[@NoRizzMaker]

Stay hydrated mate

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

This is my new favorite Criken video now. This was made for him.

[@LittleityMan78]

Hitter man is cool man

[@unggoymuffin9163]

There is something about Hitman that makes Criken and Bedbanana act like complete psychopaths

[@elliswelton9411]

We want Edwad Emberpants in Elden Ring play through

[@Mel-go8rw]

this had me in tears

[@daboy02yahoocom]

Criken commits the perfect crime

[@fumycase]

8:57 that hit like a bed banana video

[@supershasha]

All these Hitman videos are so hilarious. The quick cut edits what makes it so much more funny xD

[@MonkeyManTL]

5:07 is my favorite part

[@kamikaze4172]

Hank's great and all, but Criken really knows how to sell propane

[@monarch.satyrn]

Yo Criken, this is seriously the most I’ve genuinely laughed in the last 3 years. Thank you so much, definitely brings me back to all of the laughs I’ve had first watching you.

[@rayquetzalcoatl9672]

I'm gonna be rewatching this a lot, I can feel it. Such a good video! All the Criken VRs are wild.

[@zarekjones8263]

Absolutely amazing. Thank you criken

[@sadstrawberrygirl]

Wow, one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Good work Criken!

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Criken is the perfect insane man to play VR, omg we were crying laughing 😂 more of this please!

[@adamcampbell5108]

I watched this while I had Covid with terrible asthma, and I almost suffocated from laughing so hard

[@Mizz_Martz]

Welcome back, and great video!

[@sp1cyn0va35]

I love how the sound of seagulls start as the guy is flapping his arms at 4:40

[@shokotwokawa9695]

This just makes this game feel less like hitman and more like postal

[@dannybung8799]

One of the funniest vids I’ve seen in a while lmao

[@michaelbridges6102]

This was really entertaining. Great video

[@takanabanana]

Criken has an amazing David Lynch impression

[@weareharbinger914]

Boy that was so strange, i guess they turn down the difficulty though, otherwise you'd never be able to finish a single mission.

[@statiq1941]

Game is definitely so much harder in vr

[@JollyGiant19]

I thought this was about Jerma when I saw the title

[@maplemabel]

it's a good vid when the first minute has some liveleak shit in it

[@joeyst-pierre6139]

we need more of this, it's brilliant! Laughing so hard XD

[@teatanks6481]

playing Hitman VR is like playing as Mister Bean but he's just fucking snapped.

[@tootiredforthis1]

I love the cycle of criken committing violence and then being shocked by how violent the violence is

[@S.O.Ldarkangel]

My God please tell me there is going to be more of this. because it is comedy gold

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

5:08 holy crap that was funny

[@KaneWrestlingFan999]

By far the hardest I've laughed in idk how long, comedy gold.

[@baxterstockman2191]

Crack up, after dispatching his first target with the pistol, he is so scared.

[@lalalandd123]

this videos got that 2010 criken feel to it

[@nathantron]

@vinesauce needs to fucking do this. Holy fuck. This was incredible.

[@FUNKCAT1]

This is the greatest Criken video I have ever watched in a long time. Just like old times.

[@christopherwebster6354]

This feels like an episode of Buttered Side Down.

[@ironhelix306]

Damn it all I was in tears. Good stuff.

[@Obospeedo]

Please play more hitman you make it so funny!

[@jamesdoran6939]

That was golden more please

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

holy fuck this is hilarious, thank you

[@ImpactDre]

The king of hitman returns

[@theonlyJollyLegsJake]

I've not laughed this much in a video for a while now this was great, been watching since andy trout and this is just what I needed to start the day

[@slightlyscummy]

i cant believe they made a game where you play as jerma

[@lettuceshoe2343]

This is the funniest thing man.

[@bobobsen]

This was amazing

[@coltonsgamingindustry8378]

this whole video could be titled "Man with parkinson's violenty trys to shake hands with random people"

[@ElementalFlanders]

9:58 "sorry im still pissing?"

[@funbomber1303]

When your about the beat your smeat but you uncle walks in on you 5:20

[@ElementalFlanders]

Some of these moments feel like a fever dream

[@kamikaze4172]

I. Haven't laughed this much in a really long time

[@SergeantPancake]

THE CRIKEN HAS RETURNED! GLORY!

[@objectionnn67]

I must be twisted a bit because this is hilarious

[@Jasper_Hill]

Wow, so much content on a regular schedule!

[@MeMeMcsplosion]

I want more high effort goofy criken voices like the scientist and the booty caller

[@Ultimatora]

Got some serious Riddler vibes from this stream...

[@AV524]

The fact that when he looks up to speak to chat that for npcs it looks like he's speaking to god is hilarious

[@jamiedude1050]

Need more of this

[@hannibalcracker449]

do more got me dying when u shattered the glass in the shop

[@romulus310]

Hilarious, old-school Criken

[@violet1100]

8:05 Guy just rage quitted Hitman

[@TheSpyder49]

Average Day In The Life Of An Italian

[@Boamere]

This made me cry laughing

[@Sandro234]

The fact his hands are slightly shaking makes this like 2000% funnier

[@Doingdis]

Missing point blank shots is the most hilarious shit.

[@swarginverg]

It's 2012 and I'm watching a new Criken video

[@prul]

1 MIL SUBS BABY

[@EcsMurphy]

That was incredible

[@tobubiify]

Everytime criken laugh he slowly turns into jerma