Hard Time : The Tragic Tale of Stewart Middle

[@abeherbert6603]

32 days, hey that's not too bad. Day 1: terrorist attack, beaten up by virtually every inmate and guard, shot, dead by dinner time. Prison life is tough.

[@karawithgun8148]

It may not be a long time, but it will be *H A R D T I M E* -MDickie.

[@sethleoric2598]

This game is easier on the phon3

[@j.capitalc58]

This video should be titled "Criken relives his high school career."

[@Criken]

:(

[@j.capitalc58]

@@Criken :(

[@cosmicoandromeda7195]

@@j.capitalc58 :(

[@Dani404]

@@cosmicoandromeda7195 :(

[@lolok3075]

@@Dani404 :(

[@BomeYo]

Watch out for Bulk Bogan.

[@torylva]

Oh yiss, the mooscles

[@RasEli03]

Specialy da mooskleees

[@CaptainCarnivore]

ohhhh yes

[@genuineculter5640]

Personally I’m more worried about Bully Demise.

[@karim5210]

I fear his mooscles have grown too large for even bullets to stop him

[@Horutoes]

I remember when James played this game years ago. Good times

[@fronobo-5574]

I don't remember but didn't he put ginger powder in this game?

[@SpheniMoo]

@@fronobo-5574 Yeah his name was "Denied Anal"

[@lordkarlito7675]

Don't forget Accepted Anal

[@bobistan5080]

Who is "James" there are so many James's on the internet

[@alexhemmerburg9182]

@@bobistan5080 uberhaxornova

[@TweakCityGeekers]

"Let's haze 'em!" Starts walking towards the cell block with dynamite.

[@sedo2446]

When is Criken gonna fight Bulk Bogan, the last boss of Hard Time?

[@ohyeahbobboganbrother2549]

Bulk Bogan can't be beaten, remember. If you fight him, its an instant game over.

[@НикитаПобедович]

not before he has to face off in an intense fight with Denied Anal

[@Kanakravaatti]

The greatest crossover event

[@tylerpangan-kim6000]

OH YEAH BOB BOGAN BROTHER but then mean bean was introduced

[@LunarChicken]

The editing on "New day! What can possibly go wro-AAH! AAAH" was abosolutely perfect.

[@karawithgun8148]

You know a game is quality when the developer says: "This game was made single handedly in 3 months. Figure out how you feel about that..."

[@AAARREUUUGHHHH]

Legend has it that prison used to be ran by a courageous alpha male called "Denied Anal". He was killed in the prison, and some say his ghost can be seen in the prison showers after dark.

[@PabIopiro]

i miss james' hard time series

[@PabIopiro]

oh shit its been a while since i've seen a hard time video

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Paorupiro I just saw another comment of yours somewhere else, that’s strange.

[@PabIopiro]

@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange that definitely *is* strange

[@dumbdumb572]

@@PabIopiro probably not

[@Kanakravaatti]

*poomp the mooskles yees*

[@trashrabbit69]

@@Kanakravaatti I am getting *stronker*

[@PhoenixDemon94]

we need a multiplayer mod for this game so Criken, Tomato, Bed, and Buck can survive this game together

[@Lucios1995]

Oh, when Criken said "Is that Lawlman?" when Leon Lawler joined i thought this was a multiplayer game

[@Chaft015]

Chef Vortivask and Bulk Bogan says hi.

[@dutchman5435]

When i see a new Cricken video *Everything is gonna be alright*

[@dutchman5435]

@Slightly Distressed Man In Huge Turtleneck *Everything is gonna be alriiight*

[@Mahk99]

Take a shot everytime criken accidently hits someone

[@stefanm.734]

Don't worry, "everything is gonna be alright." Stewart Middle is in a better place now...

[@johni.1037]

Loved it when Nova played this a while back. Thanks for playing it!

[@bloopy7709]

#Bringbackhardtime

[@RasEli03]

Insert vinesause joel muscles meme

[@LuxxyLux1]

vinesauce joel muscles me|

[@RasEli03]

@@LuxxyLux1 nyeees

[@theyordle27]

Glad to see u back criken

[@arozen1511]

The music at the end makes it a whole lot more depressing LOL

[@MagWasTaken]

Shoutout to the guy at 4:25 who donated with the message #DeniedAnal. Nova would be proud.

[@garlicbread9875]

The credits are when you were the only one who worked on the group project

[@riemaennchen]

Man I hate it when I try to pick up the phone and accidentally put someone in a headlock.

[@buffluigi1646]

I really hope this becomes a long series I love hard time

[@Blue-tw9bv]

Please make more of these

[@colly407]

Dang this game has more radiant AI than oblivion

[@132478699]

Needs more Bulk Bogan

[@ShallowTeal]

3:25 Just your local weeb showing you around after his incarceration for the countless volumes of loli hentai he has.

[@arisenleaf]

Shallow Teal Suspiciously detailed Are you referring to yourself

[@ShallowTeal]

@@arisenleaf Uhh.. I refuse to answer that while not in the presence of my lawyer!

[@jsh020]

Madthad before his release

[@jonseon5952]

"My happiness is 5% and my intelligence is 99%". Thanos: You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.

[@Eira_]

I love that this game's courthouse has a jpeg of a flag on the wall instead of an actual flag

[@Rowcan]

"It's close enough."

[@Yuyu13379]

Are you hitting on me? *immediate flurry of punches*

[@blanksterLOL]

Mat Dickie the prodigy game producer

[@matthewwhitetvarchives7075]

such a tragic tale to be told!

[@Kikol10]

Stewart Middle looks a bit like Hank Hill’s Japanese half brother, Junichiro Hill.

[@TheSupersoot]

I love this game with a passion

[@FFXDUDEEEE]

Well done

[@ReneeGalena]

3:20 Afro Samurai falling on hard time(s) well, even harder than usual anyways

[@-TPLT]

Stuck in the middle between his pursuers and the Canteen. As was foretold.

[@A.Broken.Arrow.]

31 days might not be too bad, but 32 days certainly is.

[@DoomNeb]

WOAH HOOOOO EVERYTING'S GONNA BE ALRIIIIIIGHT

[@sirsquidly3537]

God damn it's good to see Hard Time again, the game is practically a master piece!

[@DeepSooth]

What happened Criken, did I just grow old and has my sense of humor changed or are the videos just not the same anymore...

[@drewpott]

I'm telling james

[@Aughlag]

Fly as Middle

[@ImNotFine44]

Just one of those days

[@brendaautry4926]

The bombs dont work unless they're lit on fire

[@neochen9471]

Сладкоежка снова в деле >:[

[@TheVaultDweller-oi9ij]

I hope it is revealed that Stewart Middle is actually alive, and will return for a part 2... somehow...

[@TheVaultDweller-oi9ij]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@TheBitingIrish]

Intelligence goes up! But Happiness goes doooown....

[@swami1751]

I need a series of this shit omg

[@Velmari_]

Nova, why did you change your channel's name to Criken2

[@KiraVexing]

Mat Dickie’s masterpiece

[@dannyukdotty327]

Wow Criken you really had a hard time.

[@machine321434]

This game is iconic

[@hl2kill]

Man I hope nL Slip makes a special appearance. An MDickie games legend

[@EbolaClown]

Maybe Denied, Accepted, or Defered Anal too. Also Bulk Bogan.

[@fellowdegenerate6190]

Stewart died for involuntary hand movements

[@michaelberger2637]

My wife left me

[@sydgront1]

great

[@josephlongbone4255]

I hope you are joking.

[@181megadude]

Epic gamer moment.

[@jamesmcneil3412]

0:51 i think the judge is derpy

[@Jc-587]

Play the You Testament next!!!

[@keenanstarstrom1577]

didn't include the triple facecam, i am disappoint

[@fazbearentertainment3150]

How did you get this game ive tried before and it didnt work

[@yesyesy8793]

Remember playing this when i was like 11. Good Times...

[@J-BiRTH]

Holy shit, is this the prison where Bane grew up?

[@o.d.d.343]

Crickey cricken that was good

[@crossbones116]

**Hard Crike~

[@tacticalnoodles]

ever gonna do squad starship troopers again?

[@TheBravery767]

mmm gimme so more of them M. Dickie games.

[@Krushking99]

I was just watching JoJoel highlights earlier

[@Petronia911]

Watch out for Chef Vortivask.

[@HappyPotat]

That was one day.

[@ccleake1]

Dunno if you were attempting to make Lawrence from Funhaus but that's what we got.

[@THISISAGUN3]

MDickie? In 2019? Well, that caught me by surprise. The best one has to 'The You Testament', as we all know the best game engine for a biblical game is a wrestling game engine.

[@CoopRaccoon]

Hard Time came out in 2013, if the Steam page was correct, so no. Besides, I seem to remember him saying he was quitting game development after taking Wrestling Revolution off of Steam.

[@YoungQuinten]

Pog Stewart middle was the name of my middle school

[@chstens]

Southtown? Is this secretly a fatal fury game?

[@ArchonZach]

I can't tell if he was punching everyone on purpose or what

[@mikepicardal9863]

I love this series and it’s my favorite Streamer. It’s a dream come true 🤓

[@lucaswalker6575]

6:07 just about every day of my life

[@RiffNuts7929]

I tried watching the stream on youtube but I got tired of him trying to get rid of the cursor

[@Hol-Horse]

*Southtown* correctional facility?! Oh man, did Stewart Middle work for Geese or something?

[@jvi6371]

UM CAFETÃO CHAMADO MACIOTA

[@newendoria1232]

99 intelligence but he didn't tell about his friends

[@al-weaboo]

Mat Dickie

[@odiesilla7463]

4:38 Are you hitting on me? 4:42 *Hits him*

[@funkykong8]

i guess thats the end of my story...

[@Peytopskiddlybop]

Reminds me of Joel's undertale playthrough of this game

[@patata6868]

I hope Stewart Middle pumps his mooskles, oooohhh yisss

[@docman9640]

Have you ever hear of the tragedy of Stewart Middle?

[@doomdude3034]

How tf do you get this version of the game, there's a Hard Time on Steam but it clearly isn't the same as this.

[@whimbox9648]

Mdickies website I think has downloads for all his games

[@doomdude3034]

@@whimbox9648 thank you

[@THExRISER]

Stewart Middle? More like Stewart Little.

[@leeellenetzel9843]

they be wildin!! be careful yo!!

[@joeysolorzano8786]

Oh my god I forgot about this game

[@luckyRUKE11]

Damn it. I was hoping that he would keep his 3 face cams from his stream for this video. I guess it would be to confusing for the viewers on KZbin.

[@poppybebuckle9554]

31 days are gonna be bad.

[@Nether64]

PUMP THOSE MUSCLES

[@SuperFrodo95]

Who made this game?

[@whimbox9648]

Mdickie

[@tropicalbeat9719]

Holy shit I remember playing that on my kindle fire wtf

[@aucklandvansaun3628]

Wow science class... yet again... I’m lucky it’s a special blocked schedule today

[@CeLautrec]

The whole fucking room exploded and they still got up just to beat the shit out of you.

[@spycrab5227]

I thought this game is pretty much un-simulateable if you have anything above windows 7 for some reason.

[@Spidehman]

There's another game that I'm pretty sure was made by the same people, which is a parody of Jesus. The You Testament.

[@cdru515]

I'm not sure if it was intended as a parody, but the gameplay certainly makes it seem so

[@breaksystembse]

They should rename this to "High School"