Crime Patrol

[@sirhenrymf]

my favorite thing about this game to this day is that the detective is drinking fucking Yoohoo at the club

[@Ezzekiel73]

Generally for safety reasons, strip clubs that feature full nudity and more DO NOT offer alchoholic beverages.

[@Funkopedia]

adding this to my list of life goals

[@gedaman]

Yoohoo in a juice box

[@lynxbeast7079]

@@Ezzekiel73 only in Cali

[@yurr7408]

LMMMMFMFFFFFFAAOOOOOO

[@silverz1001]

This must be Killbutt: A Telltales Game

[@McDADDyK]

I don't get it

[@silverz1001]

Master Chef Game Dev Tycoon

[@McDADDyK]

Zane Silver Yeah I watched all his videos and got to that one XD

[@themarkktv]

The all new Oculus Butt

[@kurplank]

I'M A MILLIONAIRE

[@alphacore4332]

"youre under arrest!" - runs away, cameraman kills both of them

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

It would be really meta if it wasn't so stupid

[@Zwarlie]

these graphics are so lifelike

[@furlockbones]

das wat it all about

[@nickm.5931]

That's cause it's not EA - everybody one does it bester than EA. They suck. Play a non-EA game, and you gonna get gramphics like dese, my man. Everybody wins. But EA is forever bad.

[@halo7372]

*gramphics

[@henreyeraser3402]

@@nickm.5931 EA is the best company ever, and you cant prove that I've been paid off because it was all in simpoints.

[@CharlieFoxtrot]

these graphics really make me feel like batman

[@ApocalypseMoose]

Cool, Dunkey. How'd you get Black Ops 3 before release?

[@CrapeCraft]

Lol

[@PhaenyBirb]

Please... It was never released. Like, who'd be crazy enough to do that..? LIKE WHO!?

[@BLLACKSTTAR]

+A Dalek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DigitalBlazar]

+A Moose I'm pretty sure this was the demo to Battlefield Hardline...

[@afromans170]

I_don't_give_a_care how the fuck did this one guy not realise that hes one year late

[@IronPineapple]

you saved christmas

[@hexiplush2024]

Do a lot of meth and upload a video soon dammit!!!!1

[@RoyalLemonade]

you watch dunkey vids?

[@alive2kill]

i agree with the above demand, feed me!

[@SeeMyDolphin]

Is your profile pic a channeler? Fuck I hate those assholes...

[@A1lop]

AGAIN

[@jacobfrank3136]

"the usual" *gets handed a juice box*

[@WolfenX4]

Nesquik at a strip club

[@jackalnut3034]

more like Nesdik

[@saintgeaser9064]

Jacob Frank it was YooHoo/chocolate milk

[@bilbobaggins6223]

I'm pissed at these motherfucking comments calling yohoo "juice" you are a fucking troglodyte if you think that shit is even comparable to yoohoo

[@Yabatron]

I'm pretty sure that they were trying to make the game kid friendly, but having a strip club level, and a level where terrorists take over plane might not be the best ideas

[@cosmicturban2797]

Is this Dunkey's first CS:GO video, or are there ones before this?

[@finalninjazero5140]

I think it was his first

[@thecrimsonblade1546]

Really?, dude this is GTA

[@casualrad2352]

Are you kidding this is No Man's Sky

[@andycepi]

more like no guy buy

[@Humanbe1ng]

It’s not csgo it’s crime patrol you idiot

[@derheat]

The People making this game surely had the time of their lives XD

[@Gingerbread22]

Yeah the super early FMV light gun games are so goofy, its magical.

[@rdk750]

"Guilty"

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

That was so lame.

[@joeysedlacek8926]

BUT WHAT SONG IS THE END CREDITS THO

[@justameme3672]

Not guilty

[@GloryBlazer]

guy 1 : guilty guy 2 : dead

[@steveanderson5605]

That looked like frank from the ozarks

[@TheMasterOfDooM]

This the new Killbutt: Interactive?

[@cam897]

Yeah and the DLC is coming out in December it's called Killbutt:Santa Man Edition

[@7thStreetVideo]

Cameron Adams I really can't wait for Killbutt 3:2:2 to come out, especially since it is going to have both steering wheel AND Guitar Hero controller support!

[@aaronronquille5965]

No, but if this was Warbutt all the bad guys would have grenade launchers and you would be shooting them at least 15 hours a piece.

[@ImDaBaby]

It says in the title that it's Crime Patrol, you fucking tool, don't try to be funny you're not.

[@7thStreetVideo]

***** OH DAMN. you scary boy.

[@CreepsMcPasta]

Drugs don't do winners

[@tokyozombe]

Losers don't win. Drugs.

[@xCRAYTx]

dont drugs, do winners.

[@HappyHeresy]

Losers don't drugs do, winners... porn

[@Exploitlol]

Jen Chadbourne 0/10.

[@TotallyUnOriginuhl]

about tree fiddy

[@billbill6094]

Cops: brutally kill a mafia boss Dancer: 💃

[@05r41]

Lone digger

[@Daniel-kx3zz]

She gets paid for dancing, not for screaming after witnessing a death

[@WT-mm7gj]

Dude's usual drink is a juice box lmao 2:22

[@picanteluke]

"FREEZE FOR DA SKIIIIIEEE"

[@abby-dullah2374]

xD

[@SpectralSlugger]

*guy flies into space*

[@aditretardasi9489]

Abby-dullah ok

[@MrPuretrollin]

3 years and I still laugh everytime.

[@thugger-vandross]

MrPuretrollin lmaoo same. Classic dunk

[@lyleugleman9799]

"It's like a jungle in here! Let's go!" "Those aren't even real trees" This is why I love dunkey

[@J.Skyler]

These graphics are just as good as Cory in The House.

[@mentalbreakgaming3102]

tfw you get shot and get judged guilty after the fact

[@thomasripka7935]

i think he was talking about the bad guys when he said guilty

[@mentalbreakgaming3102]

Thomas Ripka I know the bad guys got shot and then to add salt to the bullet wound they were judged guilty after being shot

[@unrested]

Hey! That's my favorite anime too!

[@ChickenSwordz]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[@balwinder345]

Oh lord...that stunt acting...those puns Is this art?

[@Jddidbdj]

Yes, yes it is

[@Austinflank]

"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" *shoots and kills suspect instantly*

[@Funkopedia]

realistic

[@SpaceMissile]

"LAPD! SUCK MY D*CK!"

[@neeevans7]

I didn't know about the Battlefield Hardline remaster leaked footage.

[@rageID2011]

Strip clubs have Nesquik?!

[@relativelyincorrect]

+rageID2011 It was yoohoo

[@ChristianStout]

Only the good ones.

[@janerik5997]

Lets go to da Strip club baybeeeee!

[@Daniel-kx3zz]

Man, which kind of strip clubs are you visiting? No Nesquik, no fun, no strippers in my table

[@LIM3JUIC3]

Like skyrim with guns -IGN

[@Nolastnameforyou]

its a machinima qoute

[@M0n0chr0me]

cameron ImNotGivingMyLastNameToYou Qoutes are the best.

[@stars111535]

cameron ImNotGivingMyLastNameToYou Your mom is a machinima quote.

[@Nolastnameforyou]

stars111535 too mean dude

[@ImDaBaby]

So original dude, go back to reddit.

[@TheJellyfishdude]

i ahve watched dunkey videos for 3 years and mean so much to me. This might be a little corny. I dunno. I've struggled on and off with depression for most of my adult life and I've found that even when it seems things are at their best I can be consumed by overwhelming feelings of loneliness. Recently I've been going through something of a silent rough patch that I've been internalizing, because externally my life is seemingly going great and I really have no "reason" to be depressed. This is where Dunkey comes in. To me, his videos feel very personal and strike a chord with me on a personal level. Not only because in his Mario 64 LP, it's very refreshing to hear someone speak so honestly about their own depression and also recover from it. Mainly because when you watch one of Dunk's videos, it is literally like being inside Dunkey's head. His commentaries all have that deranged stream of consciousness style to them that make it feel as though you're just hearing his thoughts from inside his brain. To me, his videos come across like somebody rambling to himself from the inside of a padded cell. He's on Planet Dunkey and we're along for the ride. I mean all of this in the most genuine, sincere and nicest way possible. These qualities give his videos a much more personal tone because, again, it seems like you're just hearing his unfiltered thoughts. When I watch a Dunkey video it's like listening to a friend. He's also a genius of surrealistic black comedy. Mega Man 2 Part 2 ranks among the most brilliant things I've ever heard on the entire internet. Just figured I'd throw that in there. I dunno. Thanks for being there for me even if you don't realize it. Keep making psychopathic content.

[@videogamedunkey]

mwah

[@STRAWBERRYPUMA]

***** ALL HAIL LORD DUNKNUS !

[@vincentperreault224]

***** Dunkey our hero please save us all !

[@fufuless]

***** Speaking of which, I would orgasm ten billion hundred throusand zillion times in one second if Dunkey would continue and complete his KOTOR, Super Mario 64 and Earthbound series. For real

[@KortneyDempsey]

***** nice reply jason, you've cured this jellyfish dude's ebola

[@DracoHandsome]

Is this the only game Dunkey has ever played completely normally?

[@seanmcneely7581]

+DracoHandsome you call this a normal game lol?

[@Shawnlings]

+Sean Mcneely For a Peter Piper Pizza game, then yeah.

[@akeminakajima449]

@@edcellwarrior *Takahashi

[@JohnDoe-wb6vl]

@@akeminakajima449 No

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

Jazzpunk

[@rickardviklund8747]

"we have been after him for years" runs up and shots him in the face

[@diego2fuego869]

Yes. That was the joke.

[@namedidii]

no he shot the bodyguard because the guard drew his gun

[@greekfire995]

LET'S TAKE 'IM

[@92brunod]

and everyone else keeps dancing and in their business as usual

[@Noisemaker50]

Back in the days when you could casually put head-robed terrorists in the cockpit of a passenger plane and make jokes about it.

[@Disatiere]

You still can, just gotta ignore the cunts complaining about muh political correctness

[@jackdaniels4975]

As in, don't make jokes on tumblr.

[@MashieMutt]

+Slender Mane Yes, because the mayor complaint is that it's offensive, and not that it's unfunny.

[@Disatiere]

Red Mashie major* And yes the major complaint is muh political correctness. You personally not thinking its funny is a subjective statement about your personal humor not an objective statement about the joke/pun/sketch etc

[@MashieMutt]

Slender Mane God I can't believe I spelled that wrong.

[@safoma]

The one liners are so...amazing. *Guilty* *Those'll be good for some frequent flyer miles*

[@Shmaples]

About that new car loan....

[@rbmadd]

Aren't you in the Creatures comment section all the time?

[@safoma]

***** Has someone actually noticed my other comments thank you basedgod

[@BuffWalrus]

Is this an actual game? Holy shit, where can I buy it?

[@gamesisfunny]

I'm just making a comment so i can find out the answer later ;)

[@pallas2090]

This actually is a real game. Just Google "Crime Patrol Game" and you'll find it.

[@gamesisfunny]

Blue-Eyes Rising Thanks man ;)

[@Rakasada1]

Its called Watch Cats. You can buy it at your local gas station

[@gamesisfunny]

***** It barely looks like a game. To me it seems that you press the space bar when someone pops up infront of you, Hilarious though. :D

[@josephattwell1006]

I love how literally nobody bats an eye even while they are sitting in the middle of an intense police shootout, particularly the guy at 1:06 who is plugging his ear just so he can talk on the phone.

[@hunde2430]

America in a nutshell

[@bluesquiddemon]

I'm surprised I didn't see that "winners don't do drugs" ad by the government

[@pocdavactube3475]

It was in it.When that man shot the cocaine

[@gitarherow]

That outta be good for some frequent flyer miles!

[@fireboykez]

ADORBIS

[@fencerhoskal696]

That guy is such a treasure

[@cybercop3108]

Guilty

[@akeminakajima449]

*oughta

[@bunny_dudette]

this game has so much humor and the actors look like they're having fun. i wish there were more games like this haha

[@chucks1255]

Very realistic graphics, Whats the spec requirements|?

[@AsianLovePotato]

WalkingBlues 4gb headphone jack

[@awper901]

A gaming mouse, a potato and the rest is optional

[@firstnamelastname7244]

Yes.

[@Funkopedia]

Nintendo Labo

[@21grams67]

L

[@rx-qo5jn]

"Freeze for the Sky"

[@ironiso411]

Mantis Light Fly up sky high

[@dante224real1]

this video cured my cancer. sadly it also caused my refrigerator to run off. now i gotta go find it...

[@joeferniany2509]

But is your Battletoads running?

[@dante224real1]

every battletoads is running. now i gotta call porn stars to buy it again.

[@ringomandingo9791]

Dan -Horsenwelles- Williams random =/= funny

[@Active0Bserver]

3:11 didn’t know Alex Jones was featured in this

[@KortneyDempsey]

I remember back when I played this on the xbox one, very nostalgic

[@LoudMutes]

It looks so real! Ya know Xbox One is really the future of gaming.

[@Aujax92]

It's all about the graphics, ya know

[@hydrawarhead4855]

Oh man I wish I could play this on my xbox one2.

[@DanielLikesToast]

Aujax92 Great gramphics, great grameplay

[@omnissiah1119]

Aujax92 Da Grafix

[@epsleon]

Please don't let children watch this. The language, the violence, the gore, the sexual content, it's just not suitable. I'm 87 and I'll be having nightmares. I hope I can eventually get back to normal, knowing I have Detective Dunkey keeping the mean streets safe.

[@lingking4142]

hi grandpa XD

[@thatguy6919]

Also my favorite part (aside from when the arresting officer breaks into a sprint away from the suspects) was when the grizzled detective establishes he always orders a juicebox

[@ludicrousswirl4364]

Hardcore Henry?

[@hemangchauhan2864]

But better ;)

[@shawnmanchester6272]

Good I hate all these fake vault boys I'm the real vault boy

[@EggGaming105]

FAKE!

[@TheBonedWanderer]

??? :|

[@chickencurry420]

It's not Hardcore Henry but here's a Fun Fact: Hardcore Henry was inspired by a music video called Bad Mother Fucker. This is that music video

[@notbobby125]

2:19 Look at the shadow. Either "cop" is carrying a camera, or the LAPD gives Bazooka's a sidearms.

[@Kadulikan]

Wow. I had my subtle doubts about how realistic this game was, but you've convinced me.

[@Urstupidumbass]

Wow! Thanks detective!

[@Shephered]

That's that prototype on-body camera for officers.

[@wic09]

Its definitely the bazooka.

[@swervintahoes853]

Dude no one gives a fuck stop ruining the fucking fun of shit

[@Carzeyday]

Ferguson police simulator?

[@raddaflocka8890]

This is too true

[@sladikk]

Nah, they're just shooting white people that are cosplaying as Mexican-Jamaicans

[@itsOZone]

sladikk thats not what cosplaying is >.>

[@sladikk]

myOZone It's putting on a costume and playing a character. How is that not the literal definition of cosplaying?

[@PoppinEngland111]

sladikk The definition of cosplaying is confusing.

[@sethkillsgamesskg9217]

I remember when this game first came out! Every1 was excited cuz it had real graphics! This game is the bomb!

[@katerpiller12]

It is all about the graphics

[@Lemwell7]

What game is it?

[@sethkillsgamesskg9217]

Lemwell7 the game never had a name due to the realism the government tried to ban it but it still was released under the title "The Real FPS ft. Jay-z and Tupac" then the FBI started killing ppl that bought the game so ppl who had it had to hide .. today the supreme court has ruled it legal thus the reason why dunkey is showing it off ... dunkey is a true survivor he owned the game since the start and is one of the few that is lucky to be alive ..

[@TrollAxeThrower]

SethKillsGames SKG LOL

[@WatchUsReviewStuff]

and the graphics... thats what this is really about

[@AvatarOfGames]

2:06 you're under arrest for selling stolen property. Then he fucking runs away xD wtf

[@J.Skyler]

"Shut up, Bambi" needs to be the epitaph to my grave

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

The Beta of the new Call of Duty's looking very bare bones...

[@LeUserNameIsTaken]

As we all know though, it's all about the graphics.

[@ThePedrao360]

And the *INNOVATION*

[@samwilson7810]

And the sprawling, epic story.

[@looplolpop]

Sam Wilson And fish that can dodge you underwater.

[@samwilson7810]

looplolpop Oh yes, that too!

[@rehfeuge]

The new Call of Duty looks pretty good.

[@baronvonbeandip]

get across the street mitchell

[@MobBossBobRoss]

This game has it all: shooters, looters, hooters, cooters, and computers!

[@katerpiller12]

And the graphics

[@MobBossBobRoss]

katerpiller12 Graphooters?

[@Eazyrun]

SnappyK9 I Leviosaw what you did there

[@R3bel02]

I read it like "compooters"

[@holdingpattern245]

It also has recruiters, intruders, and commuters, but unfortunately no suitors or tutors or polluters.

[@Endmonaut]

And that, kids, is why our justice system gives out the punishment before the verdict these days. Hope you learned something.

[@MrTuas]

duck_norris they were in blackface, it was obvious, the law serves justice once again.

[@turningsteam2609]

2:26 did anyone else see the juice box in the officers hand I never even knew they sold juiceboxes at clubs

[@emzedjiklool511]

it's for the kids who regulary visit this night club

[@Timbobjr]

I think it's YooHoo

[@gitarherow]

+Chef Boyardee haha it is yoohoo. damn. I'm 24 and haven't had one of those in quite a while. I wonder if I'd still like them?

[@Timbobjr]

Ethan Bennett I haven't had one in a very long time either

[@austinarnold6869]

+Ethan Bennett They sell them at safeway

[@OGPlatypus]

This game was made in 1993 9/11 happened in 2001 Coincidence? I think not... Watch 3:28

[@KortneyDempsey]

topkek m9

[@DSnoipah]

"That outta be good for some frequent flyer miles".

[@likeYAbunnies46]

If you notice the lady's bow tie at 3:28, it appears to be making a triangular shape. I think we all know what this means... the truth is out there.

[@LezardValeth-nn2gl]

likeYAbunnies the illuminutty?

[@inb4runtcag]

***** I've got your kek right here *unzips pants* an u kno i'll be on to[p *sunglas

[@aperson3868]

Looks like crime does pay... With bullets.

[@Juggernautdeath2]

I'd say it more or less pays with car loans and frequent flyer miles.

[@GinjoSoma]

Oh no! Dunkys out to put a stop to Matt and Woolie's Cryme tyme!

[@CourtCjbLand]

Some mothafuckas always tryna ice skate up here

[@Cash_Money42069]

He can try, but everyone knows that intro is just too hype.

[@LuckeeStrikee]

aw shiet

[@RenanMMz]

~~was a double post~~

[@RenanMMz]

All because of your Eirin Drugs.

[@Tenchigo100]

"Hey, that's Tony. He's a Cold-Blooded Killer." *Runs up and Shoots Tony in a massive populated building infront of everyone and runs away without a second thought or remorse*

[@PhazonOmega]

Best part is: No one cared and kept on doing...whatever that was

[@q920093]

"Hi Lulu, the usual." "Adoribus!"

[@IndustrialGradeMage]

That new Law & Order spinoff is lookin' pretty good.

[@nosirrah422]

This video changed my life. Now, as I sit here, in my crack den, surrounded by dead strippers, I realize that the way I've been living is wrong. Thank you Dunkey, and please don't orange flash me.

[@shadowmookie88]

jesus. these graphics. is this Playstation 6?!

[@STRAWBERRYPUMA]

PlayStation have you gone mad ! this is the whole new Wii U 3000

[@katerpiller12]

Sorry guys, but this is definitely Nintendo 69 with the super graphic pack for only 999.99

[@y0ujellybr0]

Playstation 46

[@Duragung]

Has science gone 2 far? #loominarty

[@cjs372]

It's the atari jaguar.

[@steezuschrist7812]

The captions literally label the judge as “Judge Judy” lol.

[@beanieweenies2383]

It’s always the best when donsley doesn’t worry about putting in his own jokes and just plays the game and laughs at it.

[@BlimeyGames]

The world is a safer place thanks to officer dunkle

[@johnsullivan4688]

At 3:04 "This place is like a jungle" "Those aren't even real trees." I spit my drink all over my laptop lolol

[@OreallyR17]

oh deargod, is this real?

[@X2StealthZeikon2X]

***** Pootis penser here!

[@sladikk]

No it's fake

[@sladikk]

***** Shut up Gordon

[@sladikk]

***** Now we know why Gordon never speaks

[@sladikk]

***** 1v1 me risk of rain mm8

[@johndelaney1583]

His usual is a Yoohoo, nice

[@Metrallata]

9/11. That outa be good for some frequent flyer miles

[@TheCharlieChitty]

The graphics were way better back then. You can't even see any pixels, jaggies or polygons.

[@Odesence]

>Hi Lulu, the usual; >adorabus! yis

[@aGhostChicken]

***** What? You're insulting people because of a league of legends reference?

[@yoloswagman1867]

***** and he is how?

[@iliketrain10]

"Arbitrary position of comment that affects no-ones lives, fails to entertain, and Is overall an annoyance at best"

[@partack1]

*obligatory flaming*

[@1982pokemon]

Dunkey sux

[@Alter292]

Partack "unwarranted faith-based derision designed to invoke a theological pissing contest"

[@partack1]

Alter H. *blatant disregard for other's opinions coupled with racist remarks and mild narcotic abuse themes which could scarcely be considered intelligent retorts*

[@looplolpop]

Partack Comparison of two known Games where i point out that one is superior without presentation of reasons

[@karawithgun8148]

"Winners don't use drugs!" *proceeds to shoot all the evidence*

[@FIash911]

Dunkey's laugh is priceless

[@deprae5788]

And the graphics

[@damienpaszkiewicz4269]

9999999999999 / 5

[@mistaecco]

I mean, that's really what this is all about!

[@katerpiller12]

The game play is good, but the graphics

[@MrNotThatFamous]

0:46 this guy must of pulled a muscle lol

[@adrianwecawski5949]

"We feel 30 fps and FMV graphics make for a more cinematic experience that helps avoid debates and stuff" - Ubisoft, developers of Crime Patrollers 1

[@Merkannernicht]

And don't forget about the futuristic 4:3 size of the picture ;) But at least the game is 1080p not like other games.

[@NamelessPlayerOfficial]

I knew about that in a Jimquistion video.

[@shane5point0]

I used to play a game in the same style but a western. It was called Mad Dog or some shit

[@EndlessDrac]

Mad Dog Mcree my good sir

[@shane5point0]

EndlessDrac Yessss!!! You're the best thanks man

[@shane5point0]

EndlessDrac Polie Quest Swat was another i played but couldnt quite grasp it

[@franklind.roosevelt4367]

shane5point0 oh my god it's called mad dog mcree the game grumps played you should go watch it it's hilarious

[@Megapenguin88]

Call of duty 2015 edition Graphics are So realistic you could swear you can smell it. On the down side, gameplay is the same as ever 8/10

[@kld0093]

the graphics look so realistic

[@609InYourCoffeeMaker]

MAKE LEO AND SATAN

[@609InYourCoffeeMaker]

CaptainBubblesMcGee I never thought of it that way, Bubbles.

[@Spudcosmiccc]

Wrong Channel

[@609InYourCoffeeMaker]

***** Nooo it's the right channel, get your eyes checked.

[@tipsheda]

***** I know, right? He should upload on his main channel more often and post some more Leo and Satan while he's at it!

[@garfoonga1]

Tipsheda wow, you really don't know much about anything do you?

[@TomTrustworthy]

At 2:27 dudes holding a juicebox

[@5thkiechannel]

XD I think that's actually Nesquick! WTF!

[@JarJartwinks427]

A cop holding a yoohoo

[@TomTrustworthy]

zing bit Yoohoo was good but i think i liked KO more.

[@thesaltysith5915]

“This game makes you FEEL like you’re under arrest!”

[@adamdenardis5438]

You're Under Arrest is actually a really good anime and I highly recommend it.

[@RedsHitpostMedia]

Just an average day in freedom land

[@mannypardo6092]

This video wouldn't be half as funny without Dunkey's laugh!

[@puggy_8907]

Where do I pre-order this masterpiece ?

[@shi-dt]

"Thanks. Guilty." The funniest shit I've heard in my life

[@cavalier276]

This game has such a weird mix of adult stuff and kid stuff.

[@mattholden2517]

I've been binge watching dunkus videos for the past week now

[@SemiSmartCucumber]

You saved earth day. Now we can go eat the buffalo wings

[@drnick2311]

Dunkey's cleaning up the streets, one out of work character actor at a time.

[@OzKo]

“Freeze for the sky” *Flies*

[@mlgspacedorito262]

is it just me or was it genuinely funny at the end when the judge just looked back and said "guilty", it makes me crack up everytime.

[@moahammad1mohammad]

the graphics sucks it needs more unarmed black people

[@secondandonly8032]

and people doing blackface

[@AcoolBlackguy]

+Person Man Finally, my time has come!

[@poopfart785]

+Person Man that is not blackface, literally nowhere near it

[@dessertstorm7476]

if you cant find real black people, fake dreadlocks and boot polish will do

[@natesky6603]

And to think that this gem of a game is older than I am... Why aren't *I* this funny??

[@AnonKnowsMe]

Because you like ponies.

[@natesky6603]

Bravo, young troll, you are learning well!

[@AnonKnowsMe]

I'm not trolling. I think you really need to reevaluate your life when it comes to making the first thing people see about you online is that you like ponies. But hey man, keep thinking everyone who calls you out on your stupidity is a troll. You'll cringe in a few years after you've gotten a little older.

[@natesky6603]

AnonKnowsMe Really? You're going to tell me how to live my life? Aha, No. Don't try it, bud. Come back and talk to me when you're not afraid of people judging you. I don't follow everyone else, I do what I want. Thanks

[@mkall]

AnonKnowsMe haha

[@Derikimi]

What gun can send a person flying to the sky?.......I want this gun

[@AnuxeL]

The gold gun from Goldeneye

[@FreakinLemon]

My gun, if you know what I'm saying. hehe

[@Eazyrun]

Ever played Dead Space 3?

[@LastStandBro]

logically speaking, I believe only a shotgun could have the power to launch someone in the air.

[@Derikimi]

IcyU You're in a dunkey video. There is no such thing as logic

[@TuanNguyen-lx7sk]

This is every 90s rail shooter game

[@captainultimo0001]

These are the dunkey videos I love and miss the most.

[@demanic3340]

I couldn't stop laughing when the cop said "the works" and was struggling a little to show the guy his badge then ran away

[@MoistYoghurt]

Lol I love the pulp fiction part

[@meep3219]

2:28 is that a YooHoo?

[@NicRiser]

Terrible graphics, bad character development, piece of shit writing and utter crap storyline. Garbage material... Final score: 9/11

[@RzVJ1]

HAHAHAHAH

[@wiresvn]

IGN 9/10 coulda had better pacing

[@tx668xD]

Hey u forgot 2001... R.I.P twin towers 9/11/01

[@Inochih]

PinkRainbowDash everyting about your profile is bad

[@Eazyrun]

PinkRainbowDash I don't know how this shall be funnier than the actual comment

[@alexlindstrom9971]

That Pulp Fiction edit is just so niiiiiiiiiiice.

[@Neasyorc]

The Gimme a Break closing credits really sells this