Crysis

The real Far Cry 2.
Featuring / fenixz
and / cstingerghost1

[@busterbackster1]

You know I always thought funky was joking about how many opening logos there were until I played the game myself

[@dentangaji6161]

busterbackster1 thats exactly what i was thinking after watch his video about gex

[@jordanprice9285]

busterbackster1 i low-key thought he just edited all that in lol

[@sadboyclub2502]

@@jordanprice9285 he did dumb dumb.

[@randomduck8679]

Comj's Contemplations or did he?

[@sadboyclub2502]

@@randomduck8679 maybe not I don't know.

[@TheSnooperPS]

1:40 throws everything except 1 of his 19526 grenades

[@guardiadecivil6777]

silent is key

[@mariyan5433]

:D :D :D

[@superkamigod]

You gotta save those.

[@PaneledPear]

TheSnooperPS Those are all for north korea to bomb the us.

[@ubergrendle]

saving them for a boss

[@poorlymadeproduction]

Crisis looks so good in stunning 360p.

[@Devin-ul4ho]

I personally prefer 144p

[@jemond]

***** no..... The Lost p 80p

[@MegaPikachu5]

***** more cinematic - electronic ubi arts

[@ArkonPT]

arf234 No, to be more cinematic it has to be on 24fps, don't forget that!

[@Khn90]

Silky smooth 30fps

[@jediknight4951]

I died when I heard the jet engine in the background. Fucking Dunkey does it again.

[@bryantehhero502]

MOTHER PEARL g

[@s2korpionic]

"jet engine" *Fermi

[@Laszlo5897]

RIP

[@KingCitaldo125]

MAXIMUM CHICKEN

[@osiria391]

KingCitaldo125 *B U H*

[@lilsquidy122]

Maximum armour

[@Remnant5607]

Maximum Despression.

[@anirvana]

*MAXIMUM JET ENGINE*

[@googisthegreat1397]

( ._.) \🐔

[@shazb0lt]

Are you playing on a PC or a Jet Fighter?

[@elviswhite245]

I play in a bouncy house

[@CaboosePootis]

I think it's the Virtual Boy: Darude - Sandstorm Next Gen Game of the Year Special Collector's Edition

[@lordcaptain5165]

the charceter in your picture surely is having a good time laughing till she cries

[@SeeMyDolphin]

What have you done to poor Hina? D:

[@ZealotSpaz]

Nice pic.

[@fouryeartransform3042]

I am legit impressed at your ability to find bugs in games. You must be some devolopers best friend or his worst nightmare.

[@rolfthebolf]

I would like to remind you of this comment you’ve made

[@demetriusdemarcusbartholom276]

I would also like to remind you about this comment you made

[@davidfeddanigga54]

@@rolfthebolf i would like to remind you about this comment you´ve made

[@rolfthebolf]

@@davidfeddanigga54 wanna know what’s funny. I made that comment on a cruise, the best place to watch dunk videos

[@flyblaise]

Does anyone remember this comment you made?

[@wopsieneter]

this game was way more fun than people give it credit for.

[@UncannyXander]

Wopsie Nope. Sucked then and it sucks now.

[@UncannyXander]

TheRumble Pony Still sucks though.

[@alpertek2549]

Wopsie Crysis 1 has amazing graphics compared to it's time. The gameplay is unique and the setting is beautiful. But Crysis 2 is just bad. Really liked the first one.

[@theholypopechodeii4367]

Wopsie What? It got like 9/10.

[@NexusWarior211]

@Reed Steckert The only thing Crysis 2 did better was graphics, everything else was downgraded. The enviroments, the weapons, enemies.

[@noize8148]

After searching for a day, this is still the best Crysis video i have found.

[@VienerSchnitzel69]

Noize Russian Badger close second. Especially the flying frog, tis nice

[@noize8148]

VienerSchnitzel Tis true, what you speak, sir knight.

[@buckbaker7747]

Watch DeSinc's video,

[@jonathanalvarez9221]

@@buckbaker7747 exactly

[@aspi8219]

You are doing the lord’s work

[@LuqmanHakim-xi9qz]

Anyone else got recommended because a remaster is coming, baybeee?

[@laboon344]

Yeah and hello :)

[@faizrizqi5200]

Yup

[@frankchisowsky7475]

So many amazing gaming memories for me. I came so close to rebuying on steam so many times. I'm buying for Switch day one.

[@ExodiaTheD1HATER]

Yea waiting for more crisis memes and exploding 10,000$ pc let's go bois

[@justaguyonyoutube9360]

Yes

[@veztron]

WHY DUNK? -high quality -many videos -produced for artists like: dr. dre, snoop d-o-g-g, henry, iCarly, himself. -bigger -faster -stronger too -3rd member of the the DK crew -album with classics like: ... -never before seen behind the scenes -massive range on this one bob. -the dunkey show season 1 episode 34 - "not even close baby." ladies and gentleman dunkey ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

[@DantezMaritu]

underrated comment

[@johndonn446]

Cheeky bastard.

[@tatsuya6144]

I only liked because of the DK reference.

[@2011super]

I know that it is near I can sense it in my feet

[@AliJ23]

Never before seen behind the scenes? actually been seen.

[@mastric3502]

Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Solid online.

[@kennedylemon5837]

Metal gear?

[@Garb815]

Psycho Mantis?

[@ThePsycm]

the fan lol. I remember playing this in 2007 with my 8800 GT. My fucking fan was so loud lol.

[@DrRAZI99]

ThePsycm lol that graphic card was a bit descent at that time

[@lusitanicwraith413]

I played without a gpu and I could barely play the 1st cutscene CD it took so long for it to end xD

[@TheRenegadist]

Ha! The second he said "Can this run crysis?" the audio cut out and along with a video error.

[@wtang3833]

hi renegardenist plz unban me from fearsome gaming forums

[@cop-killer-]

un ban him plz

[@cop-killer-]

un ban him plz

[@white9knight1]

un ban him plz xD

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

un ban him plz

[@hydroastral2830]

Dunky are you a jet fighter pilot in your free time?

[@MrL0WEL]

I think he's the leader of the Patriots, the father of Big Boss.

[@noneunknown3676]

+Gabe Newell Lord Gaben, please hear my pray

[@patrikvalter2493]

+Gabe Newell He is a NAVY SEAL that´s all we know.

[@tylerpatterson3328]

+Mr. Lowell this comment gets my snake solid

[@DyaMetR]

I completed Crysis on Delta recently and I haven't come across these bugs in physics or in AI. What kind of drugs do you give to your PC?

[@breakerboy365]

norton antivirus

[@manictiger]

And Bonzi Buddy.

[@NobNobNab123]

Baidu PC Fuckup

[@The94Rest]

Scanerby Elrado a

[@ea5yliver]

John Cena midi remixes.

[@Starkuss]

I didn't buy this game. Crysis averted.

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Badum tisshhh

[@hgbguy]

he he yeah. i got it actually its kinda ok if you got a computer that can run it but its kinda old. then again i kinda like it for reasons such as sneaking up on north koreans and throwing them into breakable buildings at max strength for derps and not for the seriousness the story tries to sell you so go figure.

[@breakerboy365]

my i3 intel hd laptop can run crysis just not on high

[@dramamine755]

Starkuss crysis 2 is my personal favorite

[@jonathanhilliard9772]

Oh my god

[@TyrannoWright]

0:11 This is classic. I had the same exact situation, years ago, with the difficulty and older computer.

[@ashtonghilliedup]

Happy Easter Xbox.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

No

[@oso1165]

that's for cancelling the new seth rogen movie XDDDD took me a bit to get it lmao

[@tonygabashvili8357]

I don't get it

[@florisplaysgames]

The enemies are North Korean.

[@IsaacAutumn]

Xavier Cobalt Seth Rogan was in a film called the interview, it was about North Korea and the North Korean government threatened Sony into not releasing the movie

[@Shift_Salt]

@@IsaacAutumn Good times.

[@markchinguz4401]

@@IsaacAutumn it was released tho?

[@triXXar]

the computer fan already got me, lmao

[@firmlygraspi1]

I love watching Dunkey play sandbox games. It's like giving Charles Manson a box of action figures.

[@huo_xing]

I've never laughed so hard in years. I am in tears. This guy is awesome.

[@knowbody4323]

0:13 me: huh, that looks like far cry 0:17 dunkey: as you can already tell this was made by the people that made far cry

[@SamuiriGuy]

The description: the real Far Cry 2 The game KZbin says this is: Far Cry 2 lmao

[@Spinalpalm]

Damn Dulin shoulda stuck to moving crates back in ol' Shenmue

[@SmellMeize]

woooaahh its spinal palmmmmm

[@Spinalpalm]

aye, its me bub

[@tatsuya6144]

You should go back to the art studio, because that avatar is UGLY.

[@poopfart785]

It doesn't matter. its a good thing i cant see yours because its probably incredibly offensive

[@tatsuya6144]

EdgyStickman lol you are seeing it right now.

[@KajuTheRudeMonke]

MAXIMUM CHICKEN!

[@nerberger]

"Oh Boy EA... Here we go.. up ! .. Ok... Alright... HOW MANY FUCKING PEOLPE MAKE THIS SHIT!" LMAO! this guy is gold.

[@noshow]

The boat.

[@narpu6949]

2:35 MAXIMUM CHICKEN

[@gramplegust5115]

Wasn't this the same game that PC elitists would compare console games to back in the stone age??......Hasn't aged a bit babyyyyy!

[@theorigionaldrew]

haha! looks like we got em, xbro!

[@SarxTheJew]

Oh, it's Grample Gust!!!

[@jsh020]

Yeah it was, too bad crysis is potentially the single bets example of how good graphics = good gameplay, cause crysis was awful when it first came out and the one we have now is actually a vast improvement, This is whats considered better.

[@jsh020]

***** thats actually a perfect way to describe it, too bad the tech demo never went towards anything of importance,

[@theorigionaldrew]

***** actually no. No.

[@josephjameson7984]

My family has been captured by some bagool, how do I rescue them?

[@TheCrazyDcoolest]

You summon PlayStation 4

[@Shunderz]

Send in the Lizard Squad.

[@derekhwang7056]

you dont

[@Wingspan_5]

Baby Babu! But how? You were decapitated and then drowned.

[@dragonwill5268]

Baby Baboo your head was in the slim jims

[@blinkingred]

I still have nightmares from those helicopters. Flying Death Gods

[@AceticTWO]

3:38 I love when that happens. Looking forward to see that in the Remaster

[@joelbeimers1624]

"American under awesome shit" XDDD gets me everytime

[@jhonnyxponny6483]

10/10 worst game ever -dunkey

[@CafeLovai]

7.8/10 Too much Graphics -ing

[@spicyfiredaddy]

0/10 best game will play it again.

[@johndonn446]

"It's o.k" 9.8/10 - IGN

[@mes0gots0its]

8/8 worth the w8 -Gaben

[@darklusare7582]

9/10 Will never read this comment section ever again.

[@drewbocop]

The best part is that fan sound isn't even exaggerated when it comes to my FX-8350.

[@conor3216]

“I’m gonna stay in my house, cause I’m American” 2020 disagrees

[@reza7531]

so does 2022

[@jackmorgan8914]

“It can run crysis”

[@thighmuncher2496]

5 years later and this man is still hilarious

[@mattperaica7308]

8 years later and this man is still hilarious

[@jasonmcclure2578]

"The Seth Rogan movie that looked like dog shit." THANK YOU! I dunno why people flipped out over such a shitty ass movie.

[@SKATER29334]

+Jason McClure because it's not cool for a country to threaten another country over a movie, no matter how shitty the movie is.

[@1grantas]

+Jason McClure it was great

[@KPater-mf4je]

+Electric Kool-Aid That was a Sony marketing scam. Nobody threatened or hacked Sony, they just made a publicity stunt for their Producers scheme. *Sony gets in a lot of investments for a cheap dogshit film* *Sony is forced to shelve the film because those dastardly North Koreans won't let us show the film!* *a handful of Sony execs conveniently get to keep several million dollars investment money all to themselves* Come on, dude. We all know how shitty and lowly Sony is. And how our own government doesn't allow film-makers to produce politically controversial films or war films that don't paint the US or NATO military in a friendly light. Imagine if a communist film-maker made a movie about assassinating a European president. He'd be sent to prison in a heartbeat -- to the MCC if he's lucky -- and we'd never hear from him again.

[@vaio-fgc108]

+Simon Peggle Bruh it wasn't a scam I actually know the head of business affairs at Sony pictures and it was real. Thinking it was a scam is being idiotic and making false conclusions.

[@KiidMa2ter2]

+Jellal does your dad work at nintendo

[@joeltornlund4061]

Man those grafix are amazing! Best game of 2015 for sure.

[@oli_steinn]

Take á look at Battlefield 4 for graphics

[@oli_steinn]

If u were not being sarcastic

[@joeltornlund4061]

Ólafur Steinn Jónsson The sarcasm was obvius. How stupid are you?

[@oli_steinn]

How can u write sarcasm but not see it.

[@oli_steinn]

Battlefield sucks and has bad graphics

[@KYDONSHADOW]

6 years on and this still reads just like a 2021 dunkvid

[@vinedizzle]

happy easter xbox

[@robertburbank3202]

You were playing on delta? I guess it was time for some change. *badum-tss*

[@mip0]

underrated ^^

[@justinlaw2999]

Too smart for a youtube comment

[@TenguLeaf]

Well played

[@sandercohen5543]

𝚫D * T^-4 = J where “D” is difficulty, “T” is time and “J” is (dry) joke.

[@RockBottom7626]

Umut Balcı To explain it: in math you explain the difference in something as Delta. For example: you start your experiment at 1 second and you wait 5 seconds, then t1= 1 second, also t2= 2 seconds. And DeltaT is 4 seconds, the difference between the numbers. So to speak the change of time.

[@TheWHyHOw]

can never get enough dunley, i don't even think of you as a youtuber, just a comedian at this point

[@AllieRX]

1:20 His ass is having a _Crysis_.

[@harryho5831]

This is the best pc game I've played while I was little and its physics just priceless

[@danielgoldberg8214]

This will forever be one of my favorite dunky videos ever

[@THExXxCOBRA]

im really happy one of my subscribers told me about your channel!!!

[@LegendOfBaynes]

Cobra TV pretty k00l isn't it?

[@LegendOfBaynes]

currymaster c'mon stop tryna start shit man

[@Alex-yz8gm]

Fuck off with your self advertising

[@osmanjetlee2001]

Social Panda it s a fucking 3 Years already

[@patrickjones5215]

You're welcome

[@Ohnonoki]

Copy that.

[@nekosenpai4634]

Yass

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

You got an eyepatch now? Cool, lol

[@Blazing_00]

Punished Mikoto

[@DrTsundere]

Damn it, I was going to write an unfunny line in an attempt for internet affirmation due to having no friends, but I was beaten to it. Now to wait for complaints, or comments that blatantly show someone is upset but is pretending not to be.

[@Psyphuck]

Whoa hey guys welcom to ebgams

[@rockcabbage]

It would be dope if Jason got a crew together for the Power Struggle gamemode in the multiplayer... That would be some quality shit.

[@sanninjiraiya]

That is an amazing idea

[@rockcabbage]

I'm The Heroic Protagonist If not the community needs to get a group going that will fill up a power struggle game at least once a week... This games MP is too much of a masterpiece to let die.

[@Crime_Arc]

rockcabbage Didn't it die out with the network the mp was on?

[@rockcabbage]

Almighty Shrek There's an official server patch, it works great, it just needs people to play it germancrysis.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1591#p22601

[@AuthorityCat]

Agreed. This game's multiplayer is so much better than everything else.

[@CaptainSamG]

Jesus Dunk, I've been watching all of your videos. Most 'funny' youtubers barely make me smile, and the best of them might make me smile big. But you're one of the scarce few that has my stomach hurting just about every video.

[@juliopchile]

9/11 No Ultra sethings.

[@MrSevenEleven]

I have this game on my switch now, crazy

[@zachinthehat1707]

SAY HELLO TO MY FUCKING GUN!

[@Davesoft]

"Why do I have nineteen thousand grenades?" perfect!! XD

[@SirFatCatt]

I KEEP TRYING TO LOOK FOR SOME KIND OF JOKE IN THE TITLE BUT I CAN'T DO IT GOD DAMNIT DUNKEY I'M GOING BONKERS HERE

[@mrcellophane1162]

The description, my friend

[@SirFatCatt]

The Wonky Docky Yes but normally he has a joke in the title anyways. There's nothing here, though. THERE'S NOTHING HERE.

[@konkim]

He is playing Crysis, that IS the joke.

[@mrcellophane1162]

Kon Kim How Have I not seen it before!

[@konkim]

lol

[@BlazinTre]

He always sounds so genuinely happy to just play.

[@w.s.harvey9274]

I typed in Happy Easter XBox and KZbin reccommed me a Dunkey video. Nice.

[@DocX1000]

"Happy Easter X-box!" --Kobe Bryant

[@jordanfranck]

lol that intro

[@Free-4554]

When ur computer can get 5 FPS on CRYSIS Me: *looks up how to protect your house from getting robbed*

[@KennyPowersGaming]

I have a cat that drools on me when I pet her and I am constantly calling her droolin doo-lin because of this video

[@honorguard88]

Dunkey has be laughing my ass off with just the intro! What a genius!

[@sashavasilyev3000]

video: crysis youtube: far cry 2

[@check2765]

“If you guys can hear computer fan, it getting a little loud for this crysis” Noice

[@AceticTWO]

Gotta come back to this video every week. I'm serious

[@Doomshroom8]

Even KZbin thinks Crysis is a Far Cry knockoff.

[@zacharyanderson5654]

I think this is one of my favorite dunkey videos

[@alexmauney9705]

Is dis teh new Call of Smash Brothers?

[@R1lz]

No this is Patrick.

[@pizzaiolom]

RiRee oh

[@2011super]

RiRee John?

[@Zainzu]

@David Sinca stfu

[@wickedwitt04]

@David Sinca Is* this* the* Improper capitalization.

[@mannypardo6092]

I thought this was Far Cry with a Crysis HUD mod. I was wrong.

[@isaiahzinser1550]

Dunkey where is your top ten games of 2014?

[@TheCrazyDcoolest]

Soon...

[@rakawa7093]

Guarantee Duck Dynasty will be first

[@Kithara1117]

robbafett It's obviously Mario Brothers 2

[@imseanpatrick]

It will include Super Mario Bros 2 and Knack for sure.

[@MrZakooza]

This guy is so funny ^^

[@tmtrainerred9968]

Who, Lili Laya?

[@gamertygonl]

@@tmtrainerred9968 lucky McBuddy

[@vigilantfish4102]

0:12 *Prepare for take off* *Ahh.. this is captain speaking.* *Thanks for flying with us, videogamedunkey.*

[@noclique6184]

but the graphics though...

[@imseanpatrick]

That's what it's all about.

[@tatsuya6144]

But the grafixxxxx

[@ionjca09]

No one gets this quote 😂

[@darklusare7582]

your fucking prof pic)))

[@yoonheesun0703]

i know this clip is old but for those of u re-watching dunkey’s vids: 1:35 the part captioned as ‘american under awesome shit’ is actually korean. it says “you americans can’t hide”

[@damndani3l530]

No one: Dunkey: 4:23

[@sinistrality7883]

In Farcry, the enemies can see you from 10 feet away, in Crysis, the enemies cant even see even though you have invisibility off.

[@MellowFellow269]

You saw em' Delin *I saw! I SAW* You saw em' yeah! You got em' 😂👍 3:00

[@baronyip3130]

Strange to see how consistent dunkey’s videos are, still similar to what he makes today

[@tabz47]

Keep on doing these vids bro, you're hilarious !

[@jaycemaple7441]

Wow Far Cry 4 looks pretty good.

[@198Immortal]

2:46 omg that glitch, brings back memories!

[@WhyTrashEarth]

In Dunkey's defense he did warn Doolan a million times.

[@HezCH1]

After see this channel on Recommendetion KZbin,i always watch it😂

[@osmowen]

I relayed that computer fan joke like 80 times and it still can't fail to make me laugh lmfao

[@Carnyzzle]

I'm guessing Dunkey's cpu cooler is a turbofan

[@patate-spor8672]

This must be the best video in the entire KZbin history

[@Assassn-ey6uq]

"SAY HELLO TO MY FUCKING GUN"

[@magicalkitty9995]

EA..here we go...OH GOD HOW MANY PEOPLE MAKE THIS SHIT?! LOL

[@no_idea8012]

Crysis is one of those games that the devs invest a lot on looks (graphics and interactable props) but forget about core aspects for gameplay, like A.I.

[@BlackLightning325]

His computer fan sounds like a nuclear reactor plant

[@chrisskull7882]

I played crysis 3 multiplayer and omg it was so good idk why the games weren't more popular.

[@Andrei-ck7lv]

The part with: you know this was made by the guys who made far cry because the boat is sniping me from miles away, was so good.

[@bernok2002]

Lmfao KZbin algorithm bringing me back probably after the remaster got announced.

[@s_for_short2400]

not even max settings pfffffffffff

[@TheDennys21]

Every computer in existance including supercomputers would explode if it ran Crysis on max settings.

[@tannermctanner3210]

Happy Easter Xbox

[@Enke796]

4:19 Well, mister american, I guess your house got a little bit ... divided. Yeaaaaahhhhh!

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Clearly the wood used in the game are made from the Wookiee trees of Kashyyyk in Star Wars. They are very durable, able to wait and explosion. Sadly the structures fall apart because the nails used are standard earth metal.