Crimes portrayed by Minecraft

[@yannanas3116]

Guy: gets kidnapped Also guy: Hrmmmm

[@dr_phil6251]

Pewdiepie : GeT In ThE BoAt

[@f.b.i2132]

LMFAO

[@TheActualMrLink]

*hrmmms concernedly*

[@yannanas3116]

@@Guywiththeword I know it's just because it's a representation

[@crzi_xtaters]

666 likes lol

[@omre515]

Less than 2 months in quarantine and we can even commit crimes at home.

[@Doggio_]

I've been committing crimes against humanity ever since I got Minecraft. I'd go, murder a ton of villagers, set their houses on fire, find another village, murder all of them, and then go play Minecraft. *fbi this is a joke. joke*

[@chrispycreme9545]

DoggoMcChickenYT I pour lava into the villagers door

[@theonlypenguin7734]

Government: work from home Criminals:

[@StrangeCent]

I get 65 iron ingots

[@DianneAlexander4858]

Hol up

[@ukrytatozsamosc330]

Government: Work from home Criminals:

[@soup6381]

L0l

[@sirsnipes6997]

Underated

[@Irwin3m1i]

*bruh*

[@SIMRANKAUR-mz7ph]

*Mind* blown

[@earl_of_wafflez]

Go on minecar

[@Mung1st]

Remember kids, in Minecraft it's not called Kidnapping. It's called "Get tf in the boat" Edit: haha bet you thought I was gonna do a “thanks for the likes” comment. But no. I just wanna say *Potato*

[@ch_ips]

I guess ;-;

[@Sanya_Official-l7b]

Yea it is, when i want to put my minecraft dog in the boat i said, "Get in the boat!"

[@appleblossom9034]

Ok dad

[@OfficiallyFeii.]

The hell naw🤣🤣🤣

[@shajidmirh352]

Im a kid

[@Picmiz]

The biggest crime: Digging straight down

[@agentcheriee]

Immediate Death Sentence

[@sandra9454]

Very EPic, Bee Swarm Simulator gamer, me too :)

[@gimpvvs]

Bee swarm gamer wohoo

[@Snaz260]

Gifted Riley Bee today, I broke my record of diamonds in an hour (27!) I wanted more for my friend but i dug down into a lava pool

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

That's not a crime. That's just suicide

[@jandore1850]

"Robbery" Diamonds:nope Emeralds:nope Gold Apples:nope Toilet Paper:

[@yallareweird5853]

*Y E S*

[@Applesauce525]

He be worries about corona

[@cattac9924]

Hotel: trivago

[@gavingrant8254]

Jan Door thanks for saying the joke with no punchline

[@unlucky7129]

Toilet paper : Legendary Diamonds : rare

[@probmaxx]

He: *burns cows and pigs* Me: its ok Also he: *kills dog* Me: *He's too dangerous to be left alive*

[@jenniferestep9293]

It's 69- I- I can't like this comment.

[@jenniferestep9293]

Ah, wait, I gotta help you get to 420

[@cupio-stardust]

I care about all animals.

[@PikaPotterhead07]

YES

[@THERosa_Edits]

Yess gone tooo far

[@ssspider2275]

Him: Kills cow and pigs Everyone: that’s normal also him: Kills dog Everyone: *Gasp*

[@bland287]

Its because its his friend

[@evilzombie9305]

Your pfp is the most cursed thing to ever exist on planet earth

[@theonlybigsmoke]

@@evilzombie9305 I've seen worse, kid.

[@chillymoozy7093]

Sigh

[@cocowargaming2880]

Not me, I'M not even Kidding.

[@ashrafmohammed3460]

Me: *Enters the nether for some blaze rods* The police: “We’re going to stop you right there.” Edit: Oh wow thank you guys I never got this many likes before

[@infinite_xx3162]

2 days ago 657 likes already

[@catwithagun902]

@@jo-an9079 is that a bill wurtz reference?

[@noobplays3367]

@@jo-an9079 Listen this meme music kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5PFon6egMR1e6c coffin dance

[@noobplays3367]

@@infinite_xx3162 Listen this meme music kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5PFon6egMR1e6c coffin dance

[@noobplays3367]

@Aaron Fetrow Listen this meme music kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5PFon6egMR1e6c coffin dance

[@PerfectOxygen]

Animal cruelty: exists People who make redstone farms: **chuckles** I'm in danger

[@kuljitminhas8707]

how if there not using any animals in it

[@xarim4769]

kuljit minhas redstone farms... Farms that automatically kill and bread animals... cmon man...

[@Guccilord-tl9uq]

PureOxygen m

[@t0x1cl]

@@xarim4769 Auto Sugarcane/Kelp Farm: Am I a joke to you?

[@xarim4769]

@@t0x1cl Lol I forgot about those

[@nohaxjustxmod-sfs3984]

3:24 “Animal cruelty” Me: dats fine how bad can it be *kills pigs and cows* Me: pretty sad but not dat bad *kills dog* Me: *mental breakdown*

[@windgamer6287]

NoHaxJustXmod we got a city to burn.

[@heisenberggaming6548]

*dog was depressed*

[@kat-hunter]

*breakdown! breakdown!*

[@ghiaccio1885]

*BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*

[@ciasteczkowymix4347]

-MELTDOWN-

[@MakoWoman]

Oh god, “inciting a riot” has become relevant

[@LooneyNuke]

ANTIFA and their billions in dollars of damages

[@loolllllllllll404]

@@LooneyNuke you spelled MAGA wrong.

[@andyb1653]

@@LooneyNuke Imbecile

[@LooneyNuke]

@@loolllllllllll404 one capitol riot vs hundreds of BLM riots since June 2020. Do the research instead of watching mainstream news

[@DynastieArtistique]

@@loolllllllllll404 No he meant antifa

[@I_likepasta]

Milkair: kills many cows and pigs Me: hmm Milkair: kills dog Me: OK THIS GUY IS GONNA-

[@luckydaisydo2002]

AND THE DOG TRUSTED HIM

[@Crowley425]

Yeah i felt that cus my sister killed my cat because whe doesnt know the difference between feeding it and hitting it

[@luckydaisydo2002]

:O

[@I_likepasta]

@@Crowley425 in minecraft not irl i hope

[@luckydaisydo2002]

Same that would really suck

[@vewayy]

*kills dog* Everyone: Stop criminal scum!

[@1spark]

yes

[@crapperplays8381]

69th like

[@RB-yj5fy]

Gr4p3 Vewayy Yes that is me what you said first is me I don’t like animals don’t hate wait you will i know it but idc lol

[@vewayy]

SuperDuck dafuk you said?

[@SunlightCovenant]

Dat rat is cute

[@CheeseTheTerrible]

“Wanna hop on Fortnite?” Milkair: so you have chosen, death

[@Omarxo2007]

*Fortnite kid has entered the chat*

[@lonesurvivalist3147]

Justice has been served

[@lardenfriund5639]

Minecraft good Fortnite bad give like now

[@CheeseTheTerrible]

larden Friund done and did

[@tiktokgaming415]

Is looking for fortnite

[@rand0mfand0msimin]

Don’t know why but arson is me when ever I see a forest full of birch trees lol

[@goldfinch907]

acacia

[@hexed_spirittowwerzyo3319]

Birch is ugly that's why

[@jahanarabegum2720]

@@hexed_spirittowwerzyo3319 yep

[@Aii_Editz]

@@hexed_spirittowwerzyo3319 I only like their planks

[@AIRPLANEPAINS]

Honestly for some reason like everyone I know hates it and I love it😑 I'm like a clown in a group of normal people

[@Km3lvin10]

last time I was this early, corona was still a drink

[@itsamehmaria]

Lol

[@coolbean_z]

oop

[@AllyTheTwinn]

Lol

[@fulookin6701]

Only*

[@SwirlyApple898]

Lol

[@giveittomerightnow]

Suicide in Minecraft: going to the nether without gold

[@iikamiialv2911]

Why?

[@giveittomerightnow]

Otakucita Uwu looks like you won't survive piglins

[@AHappyPotato]

Lmao

[@_uh._.no_]

Not officially Suicide in Minecraft since 1.16 isn't officially released yet

[@Ghost_-_]

@@_uh._.no_ I tested It when i was in creative and they do but i think because I have beta.

[@xxelisexx3491]

"Disturbance of peace" Me: That's a crime? I might as well have a life sentence. ._.

[@hystericaljaydee1959]

I think disturbing the peace will only be a fine, then after a few times, community service or jail time depending how bad it is. I just think this is how it goes, not stating any actual facts or anything.

[@thischannelwillbedeletedve460]

Hysterical Jaydee congrats, you’re not going to r/woooosh

[@hystericaljaydee1959]

@@thischannelwillbedeletedve460 i get the joke lmao, just wanted to say something r/ihavereddit

[@thischannelwillbedeletedve460]

@@hystericaljaydee1959 r/wehavereddit (does it exist???)

[@thischannelwillbedeletedve460]

@Pizza • 12 years ago your face detected

[@Kaiisune1934]

The dislikes were from people who felt bad for the dog..you can’t change my mind.

[@goodolboy1987]

Or the people who like fortnite

[@kenzured1424]

Guy: wanna hop on fortnite? Milkair: *the council has decided your fate*

[@kenzured1424]

Itz_fortnite_fan_playz when did I ask?

[@dripsnake44]

*whispers* red dead redemption 2 is better than minecraft

[@uniqueness-z]

fortnite soooooooooooooo stupid game

[@emiliobonas7341]

Reddit moment

[@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451]

Your all normies

[@SANDRA-ni3wi]

Milkair: **murders dog** The whole world: **starts crying**

[@Reactiontime6000]

Milkair: kills dog Me: kills milkair irl

[@Reactiontime6000]

Shiromi Torayoshi How would you like to meet that dog?

[@calisophie3635]

I was literally frowning at him

[@Bearbones]

It's now ruined by that edit

[@somedudewhospamsballoons2707]

222th liker

[@kaczinio2317]

Judge: Killing a fortnite player: Not guilty! Killing a dog: Death sentence.

[@fm-ck]

fortnite is extremely gay

[@Kaenizio]

Darthmaulisntme yea

[@electric_creeper]

I mean, the dude who killed a fortnite player is understandable and acceptable.

[@lillygonzalez4323]

Electricity Creeper agreed

[@alessandrosaveriano7279]

@@fm-ck isn't fortnite bad The 9 years kids who play that are

[@skeed7573]

Animal Cruelty: Shows pigs, cows and a wolf being slaughtered. My Brain: So does this make all of us, Steve, and Alex criminals?

[@mr_alvino256]

Lol

[@ohnojuno]

@CarrotYT #stopdoggoabuse

[@sunsetovertheocean13]

I’ve tried being vegetarian in Minecraft. It actually works pretty well. U just need A LOT of food

[@sanstheskeleton2141]

@@sunsetovertheocean13 who needs that when you have rotten flesh

[@calcutt4]

@@sanstheskeleton2141 I don't think rotten flesh is vegetarian

[@NintendoNerd64]

Milkair: Kills his dog Everyone: And now you have officially taken it too far buddy

[@christopherbradford649]

Agreed

[@tytusmajewski7092]

yup dislike for this one

[@drunkenmushroom6261]

@@tytusmajewski7092 yup dislike for this one

[@ace-yo5ln]

@@drunkenmushroom6261 yup dislike for this one

[@Vijwal]

Seriously man

[@cjdayapera7620]

Other crimes: Me: "Lol. That's so funny." Kills the wolf: Me: "Do you think you're funny? I hate you bruh."

[@madstx1]

@Rylee Morse I'm not sure if you're serious but if you are r/wooosh

[@cjdayapera7620]

@Rylee Morse Lol 😂

[@watermelonoverpoweredpizza6346]

@Rylee Morse pffft

[@crazybrickstudios7482]

Wow Rylee “hecker”

[@aliyeakman1728]

@@madstx1 Dude, he's obviously joking, right back at you buckaroo

[@aine3424]

"Disturbing The Peace" Jacksepticeye: DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING

[@patiencen1280]

lmao

[@ProThunder7]

LoL

[@swaggyperson8798]

xD

[@JyvynShpdinterlude]

😂🤣😂😂😂😂

[@Kats44AJandmore]

*_**HAPPYYYYYY WHEEEELLLLSSSS**_*

[@finn7309]

3:50 me when I find a village in creative

[@ohnojuno]

Lol

[@ellarads]

Therapist:So, what is you biggest fear? Me: I’m afraid of villagers. Therapist: hrmmm. Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Tururu134]

Me: I'm afraid of traders. Therapist: 5 EmErAlDs for a SpRuCe pLaNk Me: screams in llamas

[@santaraposa4263]

Ruined everything with the edit

[@timopandagenji2669]

An really old meme

[@joaquinvillareal383]

@@timopandagenji2669 A***

[@Ethan-vx4hw]

Joaquin Villareal grammar police jeez

[@livingroom7798]

Milkair: *Kills cows and pigs* Me: Okay... Also Milkair: *Kills dog* Me: OK THATS TO FAR

[@sabrinalujan597]

Living Room I don’t like dogs

[@tylercommander7346]

because of some people not understanding a joke (Kermit the Frog for example) i have changed this post to say you have a right to an opinion but sometimes people don't wan't to hear it

[@kermitthefrog459]

lava i dont know if anyone ever told you but, people can like different things and can dislike different things than you

[@fearzentify1074]

@@kermitthefrog459 exactly

[@RO-bi5us]

Yes

[@-cr0ven]

*”Should gamers be accounted for the war crimes they commit in game?”* Milkair after making this vid: *sweating profusely*

[@thatguywithquarters454]

cr0ven FHSHSQS gta fans: *fuck*

[@Celestial1000]

"War Crimes" I just lost a few brain cells

[@Ray-xq3cx]

I was only following orders!

[@nandy_wandy]

Plague inc. players: (chuckles) I’m in danger.

[@eliz0101]

Wait what tf

[@faithgiannini7708]

"Inciting a Riot" well that one sure came back to bite us.

[@Ajajsjbsbssbsbbssnsnbsvvsvsbbs]

why?

[@goldfinch907]

@@Ajajsjbsbssbsbbssnsnbsvvsvsbbs news on if donald trump did or did not influence rioting on the white house

[@totallyjokers]

I- I never respected a comment this much before

[@LooneyNuke]

@@goldfinch907 ahem, and the democrats supporting the BLM riots

[@DynastieArtistique]

I know right? Billions of dollars of damage caused by BLM... it really sucks.

[@caihender]

Me: **watches video** Video: **Animal Cruelty** Me: “Hmm this could be interesting “ Video: **Milkair has cows and pigs in a cage** Me: “Ok..” Video: **Burns them all** Me: “Alright interesting” Video: **Milkair brings out sword** Me: “Uhh” Video: **Turns to dog** Me: “Ok- wait no-“ Video: **Milkair kills his dog** Me: “YOU ARE A PHYSCOPATH”

[@patiencen1280]

Steve Steve Steve Steve lol

[@5cr4p3d2]

A doy its animal cruelty

[@5cr4p3d2]

Yeah im right im a genius 🧠

[@5cr4p3d2]

YEAH BİG BRAİN QWONG

[@5cr4p3d2]

İm smart because Steve killing a dog is animal crueltly

[@RiceSolid]

2019 way of kidnapping: *putting their head in a bag* 2020 way of kidnapping: *G E T I N T H E B O A T*

[@SunnLikesStuff]

Get in the mine cart

[@ZacTheTexan]

Get in the van

[@chandereyan5793]

Get in the void

[@tobiokagayama2522]

Get in my mum

[@dustcat420]

Sven_plays ツ I see you a man of culture

[@victorhopewave]

*Me: watching video* *Sees him skip the diamonds* Me: "Okay that's interesting" *He skips the emeralds too* Me: "Yeah I kind of get that" *He: goes to the Notch apples* Me: "Aaaaaah that's what he's here for" *He: skips the Notch apples* Me: "What?" *He looks in the last chest* Me: "What? Paper?" *Sees it's toilet paper* Me: "Wait, when was this uploaded" /6 days ago/ Me: "Aahhhhh, yeah that seems about right"

[@thatoneguy7451]

That is exactly what I did lol.

[@samanthagerrits5767]

I did the exact same thing 😂

[@FalseWordz]

same, when I saw the toilet paper, I was like, wait...let me check the date.

[@therealgustagd]

If I Was This Guy I Steal ALL Diamonds And Notch Apples

[@dankbeenz]

DITTO

[@isoid]

"Inciting a riot" And suddenly this is relevent

[@Ajajsjbsbssbsbbssnsnbsvvsvsbbs]

why?

[@isoid]

@@Ajajsjbsbssbsbbssnsnbsvvsvsbbs Well when I wrote that, and up until recently, there was a debate about whether or not the former US president had incited a riot.

[@LooneyNuke]

@@isoid I don't think he did, but it also applies to the Democrat mayors who supported the BLM riots (that is until the riots came for them)

[@isoid]

@@LooneyNuke I was only referring to the accusations, not whether or not I believed them or to who else they may apply.

[@LooneyNuke]

@@isoid oh, ok. Well, I still stand by my opinion

[@lukakarnickis1159]

Friend: wanna hop on fortnite? Milkair: *slaughters him* Me: relatable

[@8h_onyt482]

Me too

[@ladofthedamned7796]

Reddit moment

[@Hatefulahhnga]

Useless!

[@svensor8302]

@Just a cat who explodes for fun ever thought of cringe,raging kids?

[@lukakarnickis1159]

Lmao

[@RG18YT]

Mlikair: "Kidnapping" **happy music starts playing** me: lol I gotta comment about this

[@BerryIium-]

I'm the 420th like Ψ(￣▽￣)Ψ

[@whoknows1447]

@@BerryIium- Oh really? I am the 15,155th like :)

[@steenmoon4271]

I'm 1st like jk

[@nakirium2207]

760th like

[@yuri-sz4qe]

807th like... lets keep this chain of likes goingggg

[@nb5437]

Was surprised there was no “slave labor” with an automated villager farm.

[@pengonsalarms6711]

NB how does this have no replies🤔

[@KoolMoth]

Human trafficking

[@pay-2-die]

Wierd

[@dreamofvenuss2673]

Me: always takes villagers to a hole underground Milkair: Human trafficking Me: Oh may as well send me to jail

[@sandremo5786]

Imagine this: You’re a villager who lives in a normal village when suddenly a strange looking villager walks in front of you and pulls out a boat trying to kidnap you.

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

Heeemrrrm

[@generalgrevious8246]

Hrm

[@kratos8564]

*noseless villager

[@krishangialawadhi264]

😂😂

[@stayhome6146]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm………HMMMMM!?!?!

[@jimsprigg7931]

Me: sees piglins Also me: cries in bedrock edition Edit: OMG this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten!

[@enderman5423]

"(

[@Rudniken]

like in pocket edition there is nether update but I never seen anything beside zombified piglins, new biomes and hoglins (that pigs) but where are piglins?

[@enderman5423]

IN POKET EDITION THER NEDER OOPDAYE?!?!?!?

[@ceesgamingchannel1742]

Jim Sprigg The beta is out now for bedrock edition. :)

[@helosol2788]

@@ceesgamingchannel1742 Oi

[@federicogallea37]

2:03 "ritual abuse" * random jumping sheeps in the background *

[@iamwill1088]

They're being hanged. Oh crap

[@chriskandfaragaming1592]

He was holding them to push them into the portal lol

[@GeorgeWockington01]

Bungee jumping

[@creesby5985]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmi5dpapedaJnbM

[@Mcloramullins7988]

That's the ritual

[@yourboikermit5074]

I thought the title said “Chimes portrayed by Minecraft” 😂

[@nikto7297]

Well it does says chi- oh now I understand the comment

[@user-zb9sl9pg7u]

Same

[@williampark4753]

Gender reveal parties be like: 3:44

[@williampark4753]

Well i didnt expect this to happen

[@SniperOnSunday]

I get it now

[@wolf-fang]

What happen to the couple after they started the forest fire did they get fine or?

[@williampark4753]

@@wolf-fang im not sure

[@wolf-fang]

@@williampark4753 oh

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

Animal cruelty: Kills pigs and cows Me: eh, they were made to be killed Kills dog Me: *you monster.*

[@BlahBlahBlah-gx4rj]

You offended so many vegans

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

@@BlahBlahBlah-gx4rj true :/

[@sewnsew6770]

Lmao this is such a true but sad fact about society. These random animals can die we dont care. But when a cute animal dies everyone goes insane. If someone had to choose between killing a cat and a frog, everyone is gonna choose to kill the frog. If a snake is being abused and kept in horrible conditions, no one cares but as soon as someone hits there dog everyone is jumping in the dog’s defense. Its very upsetting. Other animals need love besides “cute” animals like pandas, cats, dogs, rabbits, etc.

[@Phantom_Fox90]

Welp. We found the vegan.

[@SyugikaiSahnee]

If ur comment popular why it doesn’t have 89K likes?

[@SuperStamps]

**kills dog** Me: You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something!

[@koreanpopcorn18]

SuperStamps shove em up way in there morty

[@justceez6552]

Korean Popcorn w a i t

[@ParkyrReherman]

The “disturbing the peace” is me finding a bell and bringing it home

[@ExtremeWreck]

*L A W N M O W E R A T M I D N I G H T*

[@Tallulah_TT]

Ah yes, the best way to kidnap someone is to push on to a boat and watch as confusion pops on their face. *what a beautiful life*

[@awesomeanbar9402]

GET IN THE BOAT

[@Tallulah_TT]

@@awesomeanbar9402 xdd

[@i.heartcorndogs_]

Hahah this is probably my favorite coment 😂🤣

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

GET IN THE BOAT! -Pewdiepie

[@awesomeanbar9402]

@@Denji_Hayakawa oh hey Jotaro

[@peytoncub]

*Arson* Did you mean: _the average minecrafter when they craft their first flint and steel_ ?

[@trash_gamer2.073]

The Salty Gamer Yes,Yes he probably did

[@Asds3]

Well did not do that XD

[@Asds3]

I just cut them all down

[@trash_gamer2.073]

Shadow Storm lol I guess we all do different things?

[@paosidfjpoiasdjf]

haha forest go burn

[@Ieatclocks]

0:23 Every youtubers chest when they say “I went mining off camera” Edit: OMG GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LI- *no*

[@narakmar6666]

Ok?

[@amogussss576]

@@narakmar6666 ???

[@BlockImmigrants]

Ok

[@KTON37]

They just have a good gaming chair

[@SwordsmenNoobPlaysGG]

LOL creative mode

[@learningwithlaila]

Kidnapping Real life: van, regular car, motorcycle. Minecraft: *boat*

[@astrolinn]

"Disturbing the Peace" Governments at War: *Peace? I haven't heard that name in Years..*

[@thiccwasowski2400]

After all... peace was never an option

[@neeevirus]

lol did you get that from the Odd1sOut

[@amogus6770]

Yeah

[@amogus6770]

But I like his format

[@d3ddll138]

Me in Syria: *peace? I never even heard of that*

[@fal4thought]

I was like, “Oh phew, there’s not a doggo for the animal cruelty one.” 🥺 why...?

[@Lia-bc8wy]

When I tell you I screamed “ You have no jams “ I actually did😔

[@jvbisz]

oh my hello there

[@zyrillesadventurei5104]

The doggy didn’t deserved it😭😭😭

[@ClovertheEnby]

Zyrille’s Adventure I epic gamer move

[@ImashrekU]

Min Suga dog take L

[@graysonkim342]

"Wanna hop on Fortnite?" Milkair: STAR PLATINUM ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

[@JamesDeleon]

Wanna hop on fortnite?

[@hakonape]

Shut up communist

[@JamesDeleon]

@@hakonape stfu gay ahh nigga

[@Shockxv]

@@JamesDeleon *nigerundayo

[@JamesDeleon]

@@Shockxv ok

[@dazzling.1957]

Disturbing the peace: me at 3 am Nobody: Me : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH My dad: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

[@kaizbeebzbock5583]

Ding ding ding top of the mornin

[@unoriginalcringygaming3002]

@@kaizbeebzbock5583 ot ay seiddal

[@gracebalao691]

Ding ding ding do your homework

[@boudeyamelia9205]

"Disturbing the peace" , this makes me think of Gandalf who has been officially labeled as a disturber of the peace by the Shirefolk 😂

[@MrDuck797]

Lol gandalf is committing a crime

[@emu7280]

And that’s a reference

[@ferbyea8207]

And this is relevant how?

[@MrDuck797]

Looprovip Pw because one of the segments said “disturbing the peace”. Idiots like you wouldn’t get it

[@ARandomHedgehog]

Bruh you're right

[@Poptigt]

As soon as i saw him stealing the toilet paper i was like “When was this made”?

[@browny3212]

Ya me too

[@browny3212]

He did

[@mxlissaart8619]

He means the video. When is this video made

[@herobrinegirl1038]

2020

[@TheChaosClan3]

This was made in corona time U-U

[@Plixiii]

* Animal Cruelty * Me: doesn't care the the pigs and cows Milkair: *kills Minecraft dog* Me: *enraged screaming*

[@fal4thought]

I legit thought he wouldn’t kill a doggo for that. *I was very, very wrong.*

[@Johndoe200I]

Me too... Noooo!

[@Johndoe200I]

I miss the doggo already

[@TheKwachner227]

Me too I was like NOOOOOOOOOO

[@zohaibjamal876]

I was sad because the cows died im glad the pigs and wolf died

[@deadaccount4522]

I don't know what's scarier... The new texture pack or how accurate this is

[@forkyxd5734]

Kava: Wanna Hop on FortNite? Milkair: *Enemy spotted.*

[@itzjustinplayz2953]

Wamowamo Cindy NANI FUCK FORTNITE

[@camionmostro7656]

i like fortnite

[@itzjustinplayz2953]

@@camionmostro7656 ugly noob

[@sandramarasandra4507]

@@camionmostro7656 noob

[@camionmostro7656]

@@sandramarasandra4507 "noob" That term is used in Video games, give back the cell phone to your mom

[@mushroomcupcake9288]

Kills cows and pigs: Kills dog:I'm bout to end this man's whole career

[@jays1fan175]

u used that meme wrongly

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

Uuuuuh that ain’t how the meme goes..?

[@callumkristofer7793]

Nope, not ow it goes, hate people who always worry about the dog in horror movies and stuff.

[@FrigNick]

I’m here picturing a robber in my house with an ancient medieval sword and a mining pickaxe

[@102wingnut]

..going through the big wooden chests I have stacked in the living room.. 😂🤣

[@thatcactus.]

Same

[@H10-i5i]

SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF BRITISH BACON

[@randomlyplayz2814]

ReMn26 Um

[@H10-i5i]

@@randomlyplayz2814 But the comment was funny, I will admit.

[@PawsomeDragons]

"Kidnapping" My mind instantly: *GET IN THE BOAT*

[@kgill-_-7042]

Same

[@melga8953]

Random guy: "Wanna hop in fortnite?" Milkair: Wake up *STAR PLATINUM* we have people to *ORA*

[@mcgram2347]

(Laughs in killer queen)

[@macy5582]

*Laughs in Crazy Diamond*

[@safin8760]

*laughs in silver chariot requiem*

[@s-305_the-crudely-drawn-hunter]

*Laughs in I Turned The Sun into a Red Giant*

[@MasterYugi5836]

*Laughs in the world over heaven*

[@TheKlimat694]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Milkair: *placing obsidian in corners of nether portal* *rich*

[@josephb.4640]

Meh, I’ve always done it like that, because I think it looks better.

[@Syd_Smith]

Haha I do that

[@felinofernandez4651]

@@josephb.4640 same

[@Rudniken]

@@josephb.4640 it looks decent with cobblestone

[@No-Qualitydk]

@@Rudniken im playing on the snapshot and i got lucky....so now my portal corners are filled with crying obsidian *Rich*

[@chiiva846]

“Wanna hop on fortnite?” *”ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!”*

[@dani.munoz.a23]

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[@trueday860]

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI. ARIII! Arrivederci.

[@leepris1471]

WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@homozoro7321]

yar yar days

[@unknownsauce69]

Wulawulawulawula

[@nmysights0185]

The fact that you didn't use a mule for the drug smuggling part was really disappointing.

[@janethedrawer]

"Video games cause violence." *how the turn tables*

[@diegootero1686]

Violence causes videogames

[@janethedrawer]

I could never agree more

[@mkbXD]

in soviet russia violence cause video games

[@cavesinger5441]

Hi Vlog welcome to my guys

[@chromelambo3938]

That first crime is actually 2 crimes: breaking and entering then robbery

[@chromelambo3938]

elli Seeley breaking and entering is a crime where one person breaks into someone else’s house

[@boulevard4145]

CHROME LAMBO yea lmfao wtf did you think breaking meant. he literally just opened the unlocked door how is that b&e djjd

[@chromelambo3938]

regionalatdema I know he opened the “unlocked” door, but in a real life scenario, the door would most likely be locked

[@jakewaitart9507]

elli Seeley this is @ the whole thread: robbery and burglary are often very confused. Burglary (the official term for breaking and entering) is defined legally as entering a property with the intent to commit a crime. Robbery is using force or the threat of force to steal from someone. And then there’s what this person called Robbery in the video which is actually “Larceny” which is just the legal word for theft. So his “robber” would legally in America be charged with burglary and larceny not robbery because the victim wasn’t physically present and being threatened. Also @ the discussion of having to “break into” a place for it to be burglary, also a common misconception. You could be invited in but if a court could prove you went to your friends house with the intent to steal their tv or kill them, you’d have burglary added onto charges (it’s not common though in more serious crimes unless it’s someone they REALLY wanna put away forever and side charges like that are often dropped in plea deals)

[@jakewaitart9507]

elli Seeley yes you are correct, there’s just very little difference in how it’s used, cause b&e it’s literally the use of any force to enter a place, like pushing a door open locked or not.

[@pandora6469]

Milkair: burns animals Me: no reaction Milkair: kills dog Me: *you have lost your existence privliges, please leave your forms by the door*.

[@mikuhatsune9678]

that dog was sven

[@8h_onyt482]

@@mikuhatsune9678 nooooo

[@mikuhatsune9678]

😭rip

[@appleseed6309]

Meh

[@caeky]

SVEN NOOOOOOOOOO SVEN WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME

[@noobsforever111]

milkair: ahhh what a beautiful forest also milkair (ten seconds later): BURN FOREST

[@showfallen]

milkair: ‘crimes portrayed in minecraft’ 1.2 million people: hmmm yes interesting...

[@Yes-vi3ud]

Bruh enough with this meme.

[@fornax5798]

To be fair, he wasn't asking for likes, he was just making a comment. It may be overused but technically he can do what he wants.

[@fornax5798]

@@Yes-vi3ud no meme ever gets completely abandoned, so good luck with that.

[@fornax5798]

@@Yes-vi3ud i never said they won't be dead, i just said they'll never be completely abandoned. Especially if it's been used constantly, there are some people who will continue to like and use it. But it's just a comment, you have your opinion and I have mine. It's not really a big deal or a big issue to even discuss this heavily.

[@fornax5798]

@@Yes-vi3ud lol i didn't mean it that way, but yeah let's end it here before other people start a flamewar in the comments

[@victory8992]

Milkair: Cyberbullying is a crime. Technoblade: **is wanted across 3 parallel universes**

[@shamellmichaels291]

To the ship bring my ten million litres of fanta let's go

[@ciasteczkowymix4347]

also bring my ten million of shulkers os shulkers of shulkers boxes

[@lifelongrebellion]

Also bring the ten million boxes of weed

[@Deatlod]

And cocaine

[@solomxn4974]

You know grown men were crying when the dog was killed

[@sakam0t071]

I laughed at that part

[@timothynicholson4328]

I love how he has 420 levels while he’s making potions lmao (drugs)

[@SophRockz]

*kills cows and pigs* Me: whatever *kills innocent doggo* Me: EXUSE ME WHAT-

[@spherecleaning3606]

Agreed

[@paulinaalcala7058]

F for the doggo

[@sudhasudha9045]

@@spherecleaning3606 .

[@raviolithebest8644]

*kills innocents cows and pigs

[@anwardiggs8748]

@@raviolithebest8644 those are food tho

[@hoovenschmooven]

"Wanna hop on Fortnite?" *gets brutally murdered* Reddit moment

[@ren.67]

seriously, fuck fortnite

[@molli171]

Don't

[@rodrigopadilha5682]

@@ren.67 but why do you guys hate fortnite? There must be a reason

[@ren.67]

@@rodrigopadilha5682 I used to like it a lot, but then I realized. The company is a dick, the fanbase are total bullshit and v bucks is pretty blood sucking.

[@pring2407]

my guy only wanted to play fortnite rip

[@theintrovert7902]

Milkair: *Kills Cow and Pig* Me: *Ok we cool then* Milkair: *also kills dog* Me: *So anyway I started blasting*

[@jamisoncrawford2265]

Big Smoke vale wants to know your location to blast you

[@theintrovert7902]

@@jamisoncrawford2265 subscribe to smoke

[@aquaneutral]

copied

[@jamesloreckon2393]

He did a terrible crime, FOOL!

[@executioner1840]

Just follow the damn train, Fat Boy!

[@nezuko7853]

Him: i’Ll BuRn ThE fOrEsT dOwN Me: you want to see the world burn

[@djurdjijazivadinovic5551]

Them: *killing players, cows, pigs, sheep" Me: haha lmao Them: *kills dog* Me: *huge gasp and sobbing* so... You have chosen... Death.

[@dots155]

I bet this comment has more dislikes

[@strikzs1145]

@@dots155 ?

[@lmkkgio]

••••

[@thatoneguy7451]

This is so sad about society. People defend dogs, cats, anything cute because they are “cute”. Why can’t you just give love to other animals too, like cows, pigs, birds, and more? Oh, because they aren’t “cute”. The fuck? If a bunch of humans were getting killed and murdered, nobody would care, but then one dog gets kicked and everyone jumps into defense mode for that single dog. What is wrong with people?

[@djurdjijazivadinovic5551]

@@thatoneguy7451 bruh relax it's a g a m e, it's a meme about dogs in Minecraft, okay, relax, we aren't talking real life here. Just play pretend, don't worry.

[@theoldloudcloud6190]

*[This comment has been removed because of too many people who dont get the joke]* Known Users:Kaminoshi seikatsu Kristofer Mercer

[@swagbag7965]

Cloud Rigodon Plays I always kill dogs

[@trumi]

@@swagbag7965 Are you ok?

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

truma I think killing hundreds of other animals is worse than killing some dogs man

[@claire6854]

@@swagbag7965 are u sane?

[@standarrow6159]

kami your wrong

[@LRC.]

Honestly the murder guy was preventing a crime. He stopped him from ever playing fortnite ever again

[@meowsquadrules936]

Liam Clements That’s the point. The guy who asked if he wanted to hop on fortnite was committing a crime.

[@LRC.]

Meowsquad Rules that’s...... what I said

[@archaicgamer7096]

XD

[@meowsquadrules936]

Liam Clements You don’t get it. It was just obvious. Of course saying let’s hop on on fortnite was the crime

[@archaicgamer7096]

Meowsquad Rules THATS WHAT HE SAID

[@bland287]

The animals: **gets killed** Everyone: "normal" Dog: **gets killed** Everyone: "OMG WHY:(" Me: *My dog died.*

[@AlliwantisAIDSHelpImKidnapped]

Chest: has diamond, emerald, enchanted gapple Me, an intellectual: *toilet paper*

[@josslynmallow7619]

【pєєcσck】 i love ur name and picture oml dude

[@zeropomegranates9976]

Ah yes, an intellectual

[@istoleyourbike1531]

Uh, thats not funny you took it from the vid m8

[@oliviapetrowski4553]

Yesss, gapple

[@AlliwantisAIDSHelpImKidnapped]

@@istoleyourbike1531 Didnt know it was from the video man, seems like I didnt watch the video then

[@devmn204]

Milkair: Burning forest Panda: Panik Milkair: Flint and Steel is over Panda: Calm Milkair: Taking out 8 flint and steel Panda: PANIK

[@bokepindo749]

Indo

[@dbbrailp]

@@bokepindo749 orang India Ege :v

[@justdont3998]

Kalm*

[@PikaPotterhead07]

Kills pigs and cows: kalm Kills Doggo: PANIK

[@itstheunknown5384]

The stonk meme

[@ianrobertnunesmackay2269]

disturbing the peace: peace was never an option

[@ianrobertnunesmackay2269]

thanks for liking

[@ianrobertnunesmackay2269]

and if you didnt like like

[@marinelabataiosu6802]

Use * to make it bold like this * yeet * and itll be *yeet*

[@ducksterkoh]

*yeet*

[@kakyoweennorikaki2874]

_yeet_

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

“Disturbing the peace” First of all, Sweetie I’m trying to protect you from raids-

[@Panda-24]

If only we could ring a bell to force everyone indoors so we'd be done with this virus.🤣

[@vince-77]

Yeah lol 😂

[@pashung1evil]

Mohamed good one

[@Cyni-]

@The Purifier bruh Mohamed is not a fucking boomer he did not reply to the comment also he made the comment and it is not a joke comment YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[@Scottaybaybey]

*can we appreciate how their level was at 420 for the substance manufacturing one?*

[@pay-2-die]

They cheated

[@sweetrenerkid3178]

You can give yourself xp by typing /xp (how much you want) (your name)

[@lmkkgio]

do yall even know what 420 means?

[@lmkkgio]

D̶̙͗i̷̲̐a̴̦̋v̶͈̇ǒ̵͇l̵̖̐o̸̪͌ idc

[@ohjay2714]

do any of you guys even know what 420 means-

[@siennafrost]

*This is how to commit crimes at home when stuck in quarantine.*

[@kostasismename9493]

In minecraft.

[@juliocamata8157]

I will arrest you

[@M3T41H34D]

3:46 Smokey the bear wasn't happy with him.

[@onestupidduck7689]

Robberys irl : *stealing diamonds and bags of money* Robberys in Minecraft : *stealing netherite* Robberys in 2020 : *STEALING TOLIET PAPER*

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

M-m-my precioussss

[@walmartraiden5401]

Robberies in 2020 ; stealing mask from the manufacturing company

[@evil778]

gfthx fsdtdyjmyjsryn snsnnrdsnnnrnsyfrnrr nrd yrazy raHGH GHEew vhjgjhsbh SHUT UP IDIO Jnjdsfbgjshghjd

[@theridiculous586]

Villager: gets kidnapped Also villager: HmMmMmM

[@8bitty192]

hm it appears i have been taken from my home

[@Ja.Rams26]

3:45 Gender reveal parties in USA be like

[@therandomperson3137]

IT'S AAAAA... BOOOY! *map explodes*

[@unoriginalcringygaming3002]

*whenever you burn your friends house in Minecraft and they rage say "don't worry it's a boy"*

[@gengiskhan2.046]

También pasa en. Latinoamérica Atte un Latinoaméricano

[@sweetthecat]

I dont get the joke

[@Ja.Rams26]

do you watch memes?

[@thanatos7978]

3:21 i got what i wanted.

[@NoNameTbh4]

“Definitely sugar” Me: *no no snow* ?

[@vincharlesyuri]

yes. cocaine. i love it.

[@yehia4638]

@@vincharlesyuri You very *CRINGE*

[@gennabrown8066]

Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh... “Snow” Suuuuuuuuuureeeeeee...

[@greganderson6371]

Booger sugar

[@Kaceythereal]

N o n o s n o W Famous quote from Eddie vr Speaking to nightmare Halloween foxy ;v;

[@cashberner964]

I literally just figured out what those bells where for. I totally didn’t ring it for 2hrs straight.

[@Deatlod]

911 yes a man is disturbing the peace

[@badchickforya]

I still don’t know :v

[@quarans08]

ShebaGirl They make all the villagers go inside because they warn them of an incoming raid.

[@badchickforya]

Ah. I thought they did that regardless xd. Thx.

[@absolutephoenix5312]

Stop! You have violated the law!

[@rccg2xb21]

Killing some one in minecraft is not a crime if they like fortnite

[@ZeroTwo-pg1my]

Haha little Kiddy... No Wins?

[@rccg2xb21]

I don't play fortnite #teamminecraft

[@ZeroTwo-pg1my]

@@rccg2xb21 Why?

[@rccg2xb21]

@@ZeroTwo-pg1my it's 1 in the morning I don't want to talk to you but it's cuz fortnite is a dead game minecraft is better and the world agrees

[@spider-manbeatsbatman3610]

Remell Fielding minecraft is better

[@kinshukdas4293]

Destroying houses with tnt is also a illigal act in minecraft