Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Desiigner's Airplane Arrest

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[@darrenw2437]

This was friggin hilarious! I think I speak for everyone when I request more videos where Bruce can’t control his laughter 😂

[@cowpotpi3]

Hold it together…. Be professional…. OK F it HAHAHHAHA.

[@catmansma]

Oh Yes!!

[@DianaBranch]

​@@cowpotpi3 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😆😆😆😆

[@lotterylarry7777]

Lmfao yes bruce!! This is gold

[@retard_activated]

I could barely get past "Wee-Wee" right now, LMFAO 🤣

[@J-Tex-Corporation]

I love that you cracked yourself up with that one. The line was funny but you realizing what you just said and losing it was even better.

[@kathleenryan1371]

Agree...contagious giggling 😅

[@ricktaylor4real]

Agreed! The interaction with Michael was awesome as well, you could tell they were making each other laugh. THAT makes great content guys, don’t ever hold back… let the laughs flow between you. 🤣👍🏼☮️

[@maggiepaul1225]

The flight attendants saying “No” so many times made me think, “Did they try a rolled up newspaper?” 😂😂 this is too funny, thanks for the laugh!

[@4Khyla]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Pants.69]

I can’t express how grateful I am that you left all that uncontrollable laughter in the final edit😭😭 Damn near killed me

[@debiashley1372]

Me too!😂😂

[@jmkivett]

"The protruding member" - Bruce Rivers always delivers.

[@G_FRE]

Read this right as he said it lol

[@Gabriel._H]

😂

[@Sun1111Shine]

Lol

[@sylvieh1063]

He needed a “ Stop Self Touching” hat

[@NachoMaMa16]

😂😂😂

[@rabtter]

He needs to take a Carolina Reaper and crush that with his hands and smear it good and well.

[@TheNinnyfee]

Or a straightjacket that keeps his hands occupied.

[@fugginrambo]

I've never seen Bruce laugh so damn hard, this was excellent. That man came prepared anyway!

[@killerkennyas]

Did he finish on the plane? Lol

[@heidicakes1165]

I don't know if they read the complaint in court, but it would be hard to read that without cracking up. Bruce laughing did all of us good. Thank you Michael and Bruce for great content once again!

[@heidithesausage]

😅 it would be hard ..... to read 😂

[@heidithesausage]

great name btw

[@heidicakes1165]

@@heidithesausage I love your name too!!!

[@briandbenson]

This is one of the funniest criminal lawyer reactions you’ve had. Thx for having a sense of humor about it 😂

[@BD-1-And-Only]

I bet this guy gets so much extra clients from this channel. I’m sure he charges a lot, but being represented by this guy is the next best thing to hiring Saul Goodman

[@juneribaldi7093]

💯

[@abro3859]

When you said, " don't be a d about it" I died laughing. I haven't laughed in a long time thank you. Your laughter is contagious. Every time you laughed I found myself laughing. Again thank you for that.

[@nikkijohnson4933]

I know, right?!?! I'm freaking dead! I tripped over my dog the other night & cracked my ribs. I'm in pain laughing my ass off rn 🤣

[@Oona707]

This was hilarious 😂 ❤

[@retard_activated]

Bro why haven't you laughed in along time?! It's good medicine and there's plenty of Bruce Rivers to go around! 🤣 Srsly tho... Laughter is good for you! Seek out some laughs if you get down in life. I mean that. 💖💖💖

[@Monkey_Boy9602]

The fact that he avoided saying the medical term, only to accidentally use the "vulgar" slang version made it all the funnier! 😂

[@carpediem4512]

I don’t see anything funny about this unfortunate incident.

[@pamelarusch8637]

As a mental health professional... And by the way, I too am BOARD CERTIFIED (insert cocky smirk here), in fact I am NATIONALLY board certified (NBCC)... I have seen situations where people, who have never had mental health issues, begin experiencing them for no reason. There are some diagnoses that are latent until they are activated, which could be from a precipitating event, or in some cases, the causes unknown. I am very glad to hear that he is going to get help. I have seen this type of behavior in my practice. It is extremely distressing to the person who is experiencing it for the first time. The good part is, that is medication and cognitive therapy that can be helpful to the point where it is completely managed. I just love watching your videos, Bruce! When you broke into laughter, I couldn't help but laugh, and I could use a laugh today. Thanks again!

[@syjiang]

Glad you commented. I have seen a few patient that manifested disinhibition but my crowd is mostly internal med so they were primarily suffering neurodegenerative disorder.

[@miltonperez881]

I think homie was hoping one of the two flight attendants was extra slutty and went for it. He's been watching too many pornos.

[@ppapdddar6159]

Yeah, I totally get it. For me too, like Desiigner, one week without -pussy- cootie also activates my mental issues. When this happens, I also start to masturbate to women I find attractive in the public transport.

[@kenyonbissett3512]

I wondered if he was under the influence of medication. People can have strange reactions to Ambien and other meds.

[@snowcattish]

The best part of this video was watching Bruce laugh uncontrollably and stuck with the giggles throughout the rest of the video 😂😂

[@anovemberstar]

Not to leave out that he 'behaved like a dick' 🤣

[@Simplup]

Bruce is on a roll! He's like a criminal justice professor lol

[@filledepieuvre]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@BD-1-And-Only]

I love that Bruce cracks a joke then laughs at his own joke for a solid 15 seconds 😂

[@johny_mo8318]

Don't think I've ever seen you laugh this hard at a case 🤣 can't say I blame you though

[@averychilco]

After the flight attendant told him he was going to be arrested Designer said, "Well I might as well finish." LOL

[@whittenaw]

I felt a twinge of compassion until he admitted to exposing himself to those poor flight attendants on purpose, not just getting caught in the act. No telling what they have to put up with on a daily basis.

[@TheNinnyfee]

Yes, I feel for them as well.

[@piningforfjords]

I am crying real tears from this one. What he did is obviously not GOOD, but comparatively benign when looking at the other ongoings of the world. His "excuses" had me doubled over in laughter, and Bruce losing it just sent me over the edge.

[@angietunstall2555]

Best laugh I've had in ages. Well done the person who typed up that report verbatim, someone somewhere had a particularly wicked sense of humour. I wonder if the Thai hospital gave him those little BLUE pills by mistake. That and no "honey" for a week would have made matters surmountable... or maybe not. I'm hooked and have signed up! 😊

[@lindasue263]

😂

[@maniackyjr]

He got no cootie because they’re all lady boys in Bangkok

[@truthhurts2879]

*I think it's insurmountable actually lol.

[@angietunstall2555]

@GOOD IS EVIL&EVIL IS GOOD I know it was INSURMOUNTABLE, that's why I added the "perhaps not" 😀 When Bruce retires from the Law, I think he could make a jolly good living as a comedian. I'd bet that he has plenty of good stories like that one, to make a living from. You wouldn't even have to tour, BR! You could be completely DVD-based! I'm in the UK, I'd buy them! 😉😘

[@bigglock5478]

That is the literal legal document that the arresting officer wrote. Lol

[@Quantum_GirlE]

I love when Mr Rivers cracks up reading these things, his laugh alone makes me laugh. And then i heard the things being read, and i laughed harder. lol

[@pinkgorilla99]

As a 52 yr old woman, I follow you faithfully and love all your videos BUT….. this was absolutely my favorite! I have laughed harder at this than I have in a long time! Actual wheezing!! You are the BEST!! And your son does a great job on videos too!!

[@Aleedis226]

At any given moment in my house I can yell out, "But who IS he?!" and at least one person will respond, "Bruce Rivers he's the criminal lawyer!!" 😆😆

[@currybase]

I too have started singing, "but who is he....." while walking my dog.

[@isiah1583]

This is the funniest video I've watched. Lawyer and a part time comedian I guess, those punch lines had my knocked out 😂

[@patricialagrier5218]

Agreed 💯

[@shirleys1792]

Oh my gosh, Bruce's laughing is hilarious

[@therealqueentee7244]

I love to see Bruce laugh. It's genuine & infectious.😂😂😂

[@brendammit]

How adorable is is Bruce cracking up?! Love this guy!!! 😂

[@thefireprincess1]

The poor flight attendants though! I'm sure that was super stressful to experience

[@whittenaw]

Yes and I can't believe so few people are empathizing with them and that Bruce didn't throw them an once of empathy either

[@geraldmartin7703]

They dealt with the situation professionally and commendably. OK to chuckle now; but the attendants had no way of knowing the confrontation wouldn't turn violent.

[@camiloorsini9674]

Fragile, weak people wanting pity and understanding cause some guy pulled out his dick… seriously who cares? You guys think they need years of therapy too?

[@BlackGirlUnsolved]

@@whittenaw exactly.

[@nowandaround312]

Yeah it got a lot less funny when I learned he did it to sexually harass the flight attendants and his disgusting sense of entitlement. His thought process was "I haven't had sex in a week (one whole week without sex I'm shocked he didn't die) and the flight attendants turned me on so I forced them to watch me jerking off. I kept going even after they told me to stop, in fact, they should appreciate that I gave them the privilege of looking at my magical dick."

[@GRJ55]

Never seen you lose it like that, amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@patricialagrier5218]

💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 agree

[@TenaciousSLG]

"If you gotta whip it out, go to the bathroom" may be one of my favorite Bruce Rivers' quotes ever 🤣

[@mrjarvis4207]

We need more of Bruce legitimately laughing its the greatest

[@aowyn_]

I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard 😂😭 and I needed it today, thanks Bruce!!

[@MikeGotThat]

I’m dying with you man. Contagious laughter!

[@xLaceFacex]

Watching you get the giggles was literally THE BEST 😂

[@riverjeanmontgomery6664]

As the son of a former trial attorney, I appreciate your reactions, but this was hilarious!!! Thanks to you and Michael.🙏🏼

[@ItsJuzMe1017]

This is the most hilarious 😂 video I've seen 🤣 I've been following you for about 6 months now, and I love how you use your comical side when reacting to these subjects. It's a FACT that you can't make this SHITZ up. Thanks again, and keep the videos coming. I have to wonder, since your son Michael records the videos, if he was laughing as hard as you were? From a fan in East Tennessee 😂😂😂😂

[@martymcgill1312]

I haven't heard it called "cootie" in a lot of years 🤣🤣

[@rachelburke9223]

Ambien is one hell of a drug. Bruce's break away laughing about killed me 😂 THANK YOU

[@mirandawells9348]

😂 ok….I have a few things to say lol. 1) maybe, he has a legitimate defense…he could have been confused about the whole, “checked baggage “ thing 😂🤷‍♀️. 2) the fact that he said he took medication he was prescribed while showing cops a p1ll bottle with a Bangkok hospital label on it, made this 1000x more hilarious!! 3) thank you for this video and spreading laughter. I was in a terrible mood today and your infectious laugh along with the hilarious commentary had me laughing harder than I have in awhile and I left the video in a good mood and feeling happy! Sometimes a laugh is all we need!!

[@NOMAAM1970]

This video is hilarious. I can't stop laughing because you're laughing.

[@patricialagrier5218]

Me to

[@ptrinch]

Hopefully, Desiigner's defense attorney can keep it together for any pending trial.

[@ColinGrym]

Your upload schedule is amazing, and I really appreciate your analysis. Most of the time I don't even care about the case being discussed, I just enjoy how interesting you make these discussions about behavior, legality, etc.

[@aprilove-xoxo]

Literally! 😂he so funny! Love listening to him about bs I don’t even care lol

[@ShapeShiftedIntoMyCat]

Your comment speaks so much truth!

[@amywernet577]

We all need laughter, especially at random intervals xo Thanks Bruce 😂

[@oceanofsound73]

Very releasing to see a serious lawyer like this. By the way, Bruce...I really enjoy your channel and think you're one of the best on KZbin. Wish you a nice day and all the best. Cheers from Denmark

[@momof1576]

Speaking of releasing….😂

[@wts7273]

Omg you were making me laugh so freaking hard!! This was hilarious and go down as one my all time favorite videos of yours! 😂

[@Galinkaman]

This man is a national treasure...it would be a "phallusy" for us to not see this reaction... #magicstick

[@ScubaFanatic60]

Boo 😂

[@hitmanvr6]

😂😂 Bruce, your laughing was making me laugh twice as hard as I already was!!! 😂😂

[@JG0en187]

Can you imagine you're sitting in a quiet room as your attorney reads your statement and almost passes out laughing. Lol

[@karenlynn6860]

Besides cracking up yourself, you cracked me up too!! Thank you. Much appreciated and needed.

[@Jen1N.]

Thank you so much for the belly laughs. Definitely made me smile. Also learned a new term: cuffing the carrot 😂

[@currybase]

@jen 1 N. Lol. I hadn't heard cuffing the carrot before either. Too funny!

[@palmirareisrocha]

Can't stop laughing with the choose of words .. he was cooperative and really sincere 😂😂😂😂😂

[@leyla6392]

I had tears in my eyes, chuckling with…thank you for the early morning moment. You should follow up when he appears in court. And your empathy was also awesome. You are such a fine individual.

[@BushMaster420circle]

im so glad that bruce left in the laughing because my lord!!!! had me off my chair indeed!!!! xD

[@bassAssassin187]

I don't think that counts as joining the mile high club🤔😂

[@deborahfragiorgi6791]

Omg! I am crying from laughing! Not only is his delivery funny, but him laughing at what he was reading had me laughing so hard I got tears! You just made my day!

[@Tindergate]

The joke was funny because it was unexpected. Love the video Mr. Rivers. You're so on top of the game that I heard about this situation from you before anybody else.

[@LawNerdAmber]

Please give us more of Bruce laughing so hard he can't breathe.

[@bojesusesquire]

“I’ve got the giggles” 😂😂😂 This might be the best Bruce Rivers video ever

[@kimberlygroves9599]

Cuffing the carrot 🥕😂😂🤣🤣 I haven’t heard that one before! 🤦🏼‍♀️ I loved this episode. I laughed sooo much 😂😂

[@stephaniehorne6692]

The amount of money I would pay to watch Bruce defend him in court!

[@RazorRevenge]

I thought exposing yourself automatically put you on the sexual offender registry. The fact he wasn’t drunk or under the influence makes it worse in my opinion. Does he do that all the time to random women?

[@joe_DWilson]

its sexual assault, pretty weird bruce is so light about it. Does he have daughters? a wife? this could have happened to them

[@RazorRevenge]

@@joe_DWilson that’s exactly what I’m saying. I wouldn’t want to be in a public space with a stranger looking at me, jerking off, then compliment me as if that makes it okay. “You’re just so beautiful”. Thanks, I’ll make sure to stay at the other end of the plane to make sure I don’t make you so uncomfortable. 😒 Fuck this guy.

[@Jaydasilentninja]

Yeah that bothered me too, thanks for being one of the few actually taking it seriously. Sexual harassment and assault is not that funny.

[@harryparsons2750]

If any regular person did this of course they would have to register.

[@joe_DWilson]

@@harryparsons2750 well I hope this guy does. Repeated sexual exposure to these poor girls trying to do their job, then the masturbating with vaseline on top of it? Fucken disgusting

[@sweet_pea]

This made my day! This had me hysterically laughing to the point of tears 😂

[@ScubaFanatic60]

I'm glad you kept the laughing in. Believe me, I was laughing too! Keep up the good work.

[@princesscandlewax5170]

That was hilarious! Thanks.

[@nsanejane7713]

I really hope he accepts the help cause that is unacceptable. Ppl say they are “going to get help” but then leave after a few days so I really hope he sticks with it.

[@LauraVee63]

"There's no defense....witnesses saw his protruding member." Bruce, you're hilarious.

[@musicalexistence1]

Okay Bruce just getting absolutely tickled just cracked me up even more! 🤣🤣🤣 Omg I'm so glad y'all didn't edit that out it was so great 😂

[@francesthompson1324]

"The magic stick" 😂was quite the troublemaker. He apologized and admitted to the exposure and dilly dallying. Hopefully, he gets help, I agree👍☺️

[@nunpho]

He had a bloody jar of vaseline?! 😂 Your case of the giggles got me too

[@donnafedewa7073]

Oh my gosh this was funny and thanks, Bruce, for the hilarious reaction!! I was rolling with laughter!!

[@ryukshinigami13]

Benzo addiction is a hell of thing.

[@scorpion-lg4ic]

absolute truth!!

[@IndyGuy65]

Great episode. I have not laughed that hard in years. 😂

[@claridee0765]

Omg I am cracking up😂😂😂 between what was being read and Bruce’s giggles. This was just what I needed. I am cracking the heck up.

[@excxmoody]

Love the laughter coming from you. Have to send this to my ex timestamped 'kids might walk past'

[@mellisa3544]

We need more videos like this. It's great to laugh

[@tyranniccubone8259]

Although you certainly can resist the urge to think with your penis in any situation, it's probably best to avoid being "brick hard" before you go anywhere that you can't deal with it. But really, three times? This man was determined.

[@simonh7954]

This was so funny! And your delivery of the story had me rolling on the floor. Excellent video.

[@AngelicRamen]

Seeing you slowly lose composure as you read aloud was truly just the thing I needed this morning. Great commentary of course, but such a fun one.

[@suesochko1662]

Can't stop laughing!

[@patricialagrier5218]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯 agree

[@ryanstenz2918]

Good times Bruce n Crew! 😂😂😂😂😮😮✌️😎👍

[@patricialagrier5218]

Agreed 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nataliehessler6463]

Well after all the sad/serious things we listen to this was comic relief. Seeing you laugh was golden !

[@analogalien651]

I’m glad you didn’t cut the laughter. Had me rolling

[@kaira93]

Lmaoooo I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@sookiebyun4260]

If I was on that plane and saw what he was doing, I would have burst out laughing. 😂😂😂 I had a great time laughing with you, Bruce! Let this be a lesson to you: Don’t jerk off in public! Yeah, let’s wish the guy the best. I have been flashed twice by guys who needed reassurance. It was pretty sad, actually. Don’t humiliate and shame yourselves like that, guys! You are NOT making a good impression when you do that.

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

Depends on size and bank account.

[@carmensavu5122]

That's just it, I think many guys (and I suspect far more than we realize) have a humiliation kink. The point is that consent is needed beforehand.

[@888meenbeeby]

It’s good to see you crack up!! 😂love it😂😂😂

[@franjustor2423]

This was such a fun episode to watch !

[@Jaydasilentninja]

I understand it is a partly comical situation with the description and all, but you really should have acknowledged that this is a sex crime and the FA should not have had to see that at all and be sexually harassed... really disgusting and I hope he faces charges for that. Seems strange you thought of Selby's mental health before the poor Flight attendants, just because he wasn't violent doesn't mean he did not violate them.

[@whittenaw]

100% and it reminds me of one of the Gwyneth Paltrow videos where he made light of her thinking that she was possibly being sexually assaulted when the dudes skis went between her legs.

[@theblurredcrusade.2557]

At least he's not a dick about it 😆 oh Bruce you do crack me up at times, I love your natural reaction, and the fact your swear, it shows that you're human and very open minded, love your channel and looking forward to seeing your Podcast with your son 🤗

[@thehube151]

This is a gem amongst gems. My favorite reaction video of yours and I love every single one.

[@nikkij5318]

I keep rewinding and laughing right with you 😂😂😂

[@og_3rd_st_saint_gat]

I heard this on the nystateofmind subreddit when I saw it I facepalmed

[@LegitFactsTv]

Dudes about to be a sec offender lol could of just waited until he was home

[@susanlewis1875]

Oh, my. What a way to end my evening's viewing! Thanks for that, Bruce. I laughed so hard, one of my contact lenses fell out.

[@currybase]

@ Susan Lewis- Your contact lense falling out from laughing just made me break out laughing . I mean that in the best of ways.

[@susanlewis1875]

@@currybase Sometimes I laugh til I cry. The lens sort of floats out on a wave of tears. :D

[@kathleendestefano5577]

His “We We”, lol… Hysterical Bruce!!!🤣🤣

[@traptrap1968]

He said at least he wasn't a dick about it. LMAO Dang Bruce, you are a totally hilarious and it takes me by surprise every time. Dang this channel is awesome. And educational! Edited: BEST CLR VIDEO EVER!

[@captainscarlett1]

I've suffered mental health issues but I never did anything like this.

[@jeremyreevessicg2218]

No kidding. He’s joking about it as if it’s ok to behave this way in public. It’s not good at all.

[@tammyyoch7115]

Your laugh is contagious 😂I couldn't keep it together when you lost it!!!!!

[@akbub6751]

This was an absolute BANGER of a video. Informative and funny af

[@rwbaumg]

I would love to see you do a video on Matthew Hoover; he was found guilty on federal machine gun charges basically for selling a card with a drawing on it. I'd love to see a lawyer's PoV of what happened in that case, the jury verdict really surprised me and many others. Anyway great content as always, thanks!

[@annicat648]

Would love to hear your take on the Friendlyjordies situation thats been a big deal in Australia. A local comedian and journalist had his house firebombed after reporting on corruption in the New South Whales government.

[@annikkirahko6714]

Oh yeah that shits been ducking wild!!!

[@CSpad]

Yea, but he's an American criminal trial lawyer. There's not much law he can cover about the story. He'd just be giving his opinion on news coverage that we've all seen. Not that his opinions might be interesting. But that's not the theme of nor the purpose of the channel. I'd rather have him cover U.S. law, his expertise. Even this video, as funny as it is, he's still focused on pointing out the legal issues and/or reading sworn statements involved in a federal case. I've lost interest in too many yt channels and/or personalities because they started to get away from what their expertise is & the reason why i subbed in the 1et place. He's found a great lane & imho, I hope he stays there

[@annicat648]

@@CSpad It involves multiple criminal prosecutions, despite the fact that they are from a foreign legal system.

[@cargopilotguy305]

@@annicat648which would make his analysis as valuable as yours or mine. He doesn’t know a thing about Australian law

[@usattfan2836]

You keep me giggling. Thanks for that! 😂😂😂

[@divineinhalewithdonnacliff8112]

I was cranky this am and played this while getting ready. Your laugh brightened my day. I started laughing at your laugh. Thank you. 😂

[@atashgallagher5139]

This is somehow the most wholesome video I've seen from you. Just the genuine uncontrollable laughter and smiling has me cracking up and smiling too. I love it.

[@michaelm.1947]

I don't know this Selby guy, but props to him for being a man in dealing with his manhood problems. Something's not right since he couldn't stop sharing the magic with the flight attendants, but that seemed all the more incongruous considering how he composed himself afterwards (calm, apologetic, coherent). Hope he gets himself sorted out - mental trouble isn't any fun. Good on him for understanding it and taking steps to get it taken care of.

[@wiredvibe1678]

Bruh, this mental health thing is a cap. He thought the attendant was cute and thought maybe if she showed her his pp she could come over and play with it.

[@G.GordonMidi]

@@wiredvibe1678 For sure. Lol. I don’t know how people are buying his excuse. What mental health problems make you need to jackoff on a plane in front of the flight attendant?

[@TheScience69]

Oh fck off. "I'm mentally ill" or "im going to rehab" is EVERY celebrities excuse when they get in shit.

[@rivercitymud]

@@wiredvibe1678 I used to have to chase these guys out of the restaurant I worked at. They were easy to spot because the newspaper in their lap sounded like rain on a tent and they'd have their eyes locked on one of the waitresses like they were trying to cast a spell. More power to him if he can get some help but the excuse doesn't fly with me either.

[@DrDeathpwnsu]

Tried to play it off though. Can't blame a guy for trying. -WKUK