Criminal Lawyer Reacts to To Catch A Predator Funniest Predators

[@FlossyCarter]

“Is this some kind of a setup” Bro.. There’s a white guy wearing a suit with a clipboard… Yes… it’s a setup 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TerryHesticles]

oh shit it's Flossy

[@goodlookinouthomie1757]

I mean wouldn't you just take off as soon as you saw him? First thing you think is its the kid, s dad and you're gonna get the shit beat out of you lol.

[@scarletamazon3455]

@@goodlookinouthomie1757 I think most of them assume he's a cop. And Hansen plays on that, by acting as though he's an authority figure, telling them to keep their hands out of their pockets etc. While that's a measure for their own safety, it also helps give the impression that he's police, and the creeps think they can talk their way out of being arrested.

[@chuckchizzle]

That glass eye had him like What?!? No way! 🎱👄👁

[@insidejokespodcast3956]

ayo whats good flossy

[@Beauweir]

I was on Tinder and matched with this girl who a few messages in told me she was underage but still wanted to keep chatting. I told her to get off the app, look after herself and reported her profile. That's what to do if they come across your path. Loneliness has nothing to do with it. It's deviance.

[@dogwelder9699]

Honestly, don't even do that. The moment someone says they're underaged, leave the conversation.

[@marliYyo]

@@dogwelder9699 I feel like reporting the account is valid in case it actually is a little kid, they need to be kept safe

[@dogwelder9699]

@@marliYyo sure, just don't carry on the conversation.

[@parry3439]

@@dogwelder9699 no, you really should carry on the conversation. it's about time somebody told kids that what they're doing will lead to rape. they need to know that so they never come back.

[@dogwelder9699]

@Parry No, you should not. There's no reason to have a conversation with a kid on Tinder no matter how noble you think you are.

[@owie4070]

This dude is hilarious. When I saw "lawyer" I guess I expected him to act like he would in a court room. His delivery caught me off guard 😁

[@troyevitt2437]

"Blowin' a teenager"....me....ded.

[@dill_cream3015]

lol right bruce is the best

[@emma6648]

@@dill_cream3015 who’s bruce

[@dill_cream3015]

@@emma6648 bruce rivers hes the criminal lawyer (what he do)

[@sidda7085]

@@emma6648 🤦🏼‍♀️ really?

[@MorbidMissMuffet]

"To all of a sudden insult those cookies, whoever made those those cookies, that was uncalled for." I laughed so hard I snorted. Lmao

[@sarahjessen9781]

Me too!

[@MorbidMissMuffet]

@@sarahjessen9781 🤣

[@ritawashere5787]

Me too😂 Suddenly he's going keto.😊

[@MorbidMissMuffet]

@@ritawashere5787 😂I get it, but don't insult the cookie, man!

[@MorbidMissMuffet]

@@ritawashere5787 🤣

[@vanillathunder3024]

Take a shot every time Bruce says “give me a f*ckin’ break”.

[@nicpow-i5z]

My favorite Bruce Rivers saying!

[@jarrodmelson7802]

If he ever says “Here’s the thing, give me a f*ckin break” in one sentence you immediately win Bruce Rivers Bingo

[@gr8fuldeb699]

“To insult the cookie is uncalled for” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MiamiPush2theLimit]

Lmaoooo

[@Harleysport1999]

Need to translate "lmaoooooo" lol....."lot's of luck"

[@FreshBeatles]

Finally, he's gonna react to all the self-snitchin

[@henrypacer2828]

Hes the criminal lawyer

[@pastqr]

Well who is he?

[@pigs6486]

Uhhhhh

[@CanYouResistClick1ng]

And what he do?

[@evanalmighty9444]

@@CanYouResistClick1ng and he’s gon react to all the self snitchin

[@Other_People]

"He's either her dad, law enforcement, or a tv personality. Nobody good" had me lmao!

[@Vistacraft82]

That line was actually very funny

[@malcolmstewart2777]

Me too!! As those are what we call Facts!!!

[@gabe1929]

lmao so good

[@mcbrite]

I laughed, too! And than I thought "Yeah, like the guy is gonna go: Congratulations! You've won 10 mil and 42 virgins!"

[@tonjagrothe5853]

😂😂😂

[@Meanie74]

“You know what? I don’t want this cookie” has such “I’m gonna say it; I don’t care that you broke your elbow” energy 😂

[@capncake8837]

Man, you’re right. 😂

[@stephanaeon]

Omg hahahahaha I forgot about that

[@onionbubs386]

"i don't want this cookie" walked so "i don't care that you broke your elbow" could run

[@lone6718]

BRILLIANT!

[@wildlifewarrior2670]

I love cookies

[@Spamsgood]

This video has taught me life is so much less stressful when you aren’t a creep.

[@mharris5047]

I remember thinking that I would like to be in Chris Hansen's position on these. My delivery and what I said would have been vastly different and crudely profane. My first question would probably be along the lines of "WTF are you thinking going to a house to (expletive) a 12 year old girl, you know that your cellies are going to make you pay for that at Jackson State Prison and the penalty for that is mandatory life in prison without any chance of parole -- aka you are going to die in Jackson State Prison after doing about 50 years and your corpse will be buried out back behind the prison after you die". I would also have the cops waiting in the kitchen to come out and make the arrest right in the house after I am done convincing him to incriminate himself on international television (one person here on YT informed me that these were also broadcast in Sweden). Also, Chris Hansen attempted to do these himself without a major TV network on YT and a few episodes are available here.

[@woodpigeon7776]

Right!? If you’re simply a good person life is a breeze

[@Impericalevidence]

I've been watching a lot of crime stuff lately... Lol... Seriously, just don't... Fantasize... Dream about it... Whatever it is... But literally just don't.

[@MysteriousFuture]

@@woodpigeon7776 life is not easy for anybody but always look to avoid taking stupid risks

[@vspec17]

Beautifully said. Damn straight it is.

[@FloSchmdt14]

I never thought I was ever gonna hear a lawyer say "raw dog“ but here we are lol

[@momof1576]

Criminal lawyers know all sorts of stuff you wouldn’t expect us to. When you have to do a cross examination or two on anal penetration and whether the guy was able to penetrate at that angle without using a hand to guide himself in you stop being prissy.

[@arlen1630]

I thought Bruce was too knowledgeable about under cooked dogs😂

[@SunnyInSecond]

“Panty waste” is the one that got me 😂😂

[@Pissgremlin5964]

I never thought I'd hear Chris Hansen say it either. 🤣

[@DeathHelper420]

Just discovered this guy recently. The intro was so fire and he jumping in bmw I8 a, shooting at gun range. Has guns in the background . Most American and awesome lawyer around lol

[@bobapjok4241]

"Ok, do you want a knife" perfect response. love it

[@classicwinger6]

Finally an attorney who stands up for the people baking cookies for sting operations!

[@jodiforeman3314]

And only happy for his rich whiten guy clients that pay

[@117Ender]

i bet they are store bought....

[@josephfrechette9916]

​@@117Ender someone still baked them.

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

@@117Ender They don't grow in the store.

[@Agent-vj3ns]

​@@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 They flower on cookie Trees in Japan kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpu4mK1re62Fb5I

[@Iruparazzo]

your physical disgust at the "cute, built good" line just made my day lol

[@nicolew6904]

😂😂

[@roddraper1864]

I really hope you teach.

[@Craig-us7qu]

Amen. I died laughing at his facial expression in reaction to this. I'm dead.

[@ninachkah13]

But it's SO TRUUUUU dude is nasty despite the age bleeehhh

[@jakublizon6375]

"It's a guy in a suit, get up and run! " Lmao this is gold.

[@goatbabe0666]

Especially if you show up with a tank top and cargo shorts or other street clothes. 😆

[@oldtimer5316]

Nothing scarier than a middle-aged white dude asking you questions! 😂😂😂

[@magetaaaaaa]

There was a fake Nike commercial someone made that went that way. The dude just left the house, booked it and the police couldn't catch him because he had on Nike's LOL.

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

Still laughing and I watched it days ago.

[@TheRealTrueCrimeAnalyst]

Words to live by.

[@Pumpmouse]

I love Bruce. Also the way he takes pride in his appearance. He is always dapper.

[@ShoggothsAway]

Bruce Rivers reacting to TCAP clips is the cleanest, best pleasure. Videos like this don't come along often. I'd want to watch it again and again.

[@13donstalos]

I see what you did there.

[@ImOvervalued]

NO RUBER

[@kristykreme9915]

I choked on air reading that

[@heathervantuyl2316]

😭😭

[@woodside4life]

⁠@@ImOvervalued I’m not gay or anything. I’m just sayin’.

[@justinholtman]

I love how Bruce is professional yet on his KZbin channel he acts like a normal person language everything. Which he is but like a lot of lawyers on KZbin are scared to even curse. Bruce is an og. I’m after a workers Comp lawyer. But I want this guy as a lawyer.

[@jakobcampbell9353]

hes not professional. but he is funny.

[@beakt]

Well, Justin, Bruce doesn't handle workplace injuries, but he will jump in if you lie on your workers comp form and get caught!

[@thomasbailey7580]

@@jakobcampbell9353 you tripping he is definitely professional he just talking how he wants to cuz it’s his channel just like How im talking now slang and all

[@yeto30003]

He knows his audience

[@hentai6582]

Infinite Elgintensity comes to mind as well

[@danieledlin9154]

Bruce Rivers is more than a criminal lawyer. I died when he said “He is cute” about the first sicko.

[@GronkDroid]

Don't forget built good

[@John_Mcgrane]

I thought he was talking about the suit guy.

[@kenyonbissett3512]

😅😂😂😂😅

[@JeremiahKlarman]

I was waiting for him to say he was built good

[@andrewbochicchio2232]

What I thought was his he serious because that guy definitely was not

[@winglessfairy564]

“I’m literally just gonna slit my throat” “Okay? Do you want a knife? 🙄” 😹😹😹

[@thrillcollectors]

I’m so glad I found this channel. Honestly, I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to have one of these lawyer react channels where the lawyer swears and talks like a normal person and doesn’t particularly have his “professional voice/face” on. It’s just so much more real.

[@cymbolichuman433]

I think he's always been able to reach his clients guilty or innocent

[@mcbrite]

Great point... I like Legal Egale, but he's a little too slick/bland/professional... Like Bruce said: With all these heavy cases, it's perfectly normal to make that easier and more enjoyable as "edutainment", by just adding some comedy to it...

[@mrdgenerate]

I love how baffled Bruce is that they arent running immediately.

[@CodeeXD]

It's fucking hilarious. "DUDE RUN!"

[@Pissgremlin5964]

After the first few episodes they had the cops there so they would have tackled and beat the piss out of them if they ran.

[@elenalizabeth]

@@Pissgremlin5964 but that just makes it more entertaining. Nothing like watching a pedo get taken down roughly by cops to make you smile 🤷‍♀️

[@sarahb1922]

As Buffpro would say: "TAZ EM"

[@ytucharliesierra]

There have been a few episodes where the perp actuelly did run right away.

[@stuflames4769]

This dude is way more hilarious than I had expected.

[@LuisPerez-n9q]

“He is cute though” 😂😂😂 Bruce turning to a comic now

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Man... If I had a quarter for every time I was heading to the beach and ended up at a kitchen table in a random house with a TV crew instead, I'd be a Zimbabwean millionaire.

[@riiadejaneiro3766]

I hate when that happens 😂😂😂

[@resumesetc]

Zimbabwean millionaire 😂😂😂😂 hilarious!

[@SupremeOracle]

Have a seat over there sir

[@dalegarywebb]

🎉 no can't 54 your 444444

[@EmilyMontoya-sh8vn]

🤣🤣🤣

[@82japanda]

We all need to respect and be in awe of Hansen's ability to make any grown man sit their ass down. It's some kinda weird mind control

[@pill5405]

Love Chris he’s god sent

[@assbeater2239]

They see a man with a suit n decide to listen lmao

[@kellynolen498]

there lucky imagine you found one of there kind alone in your house or where your going cousins or nieces your families house no cameras now I might not murder him because I probably wouldn't know for sure but I couldn't say what I would do if I found a confirmed active pedophile mid conversation with a kid probably something violent the very idea enrages me

[@tfordham13]

Man if i was one of those guys i would bring a gun if i see that dude i would shot

[@alyssahamlett]

@@pill5405 he's actually not he's shady af and only there for views he doesn't give a fuck about real perps...do some research on the shady shit he did w onision

[@MrQuijibo]

"I'm Chris Hansen and I'm gonna fuck your life up" could have been more iconic than the whole take a seat thing 😂😂😂

[@AhmadAhmad-zp2rg]

And Chris would be fully morally justified by saying it that way

[@OikPoinFive]

chris does This Is Your Life !

[@StanBrohnSBFilmArts]

"i really am just gonna slit my throat" "Ok, you wanna knife?" 😂😂😂 I lost it 😂😂😂

[@powerwise234]

"or a pen?"

[@SD-in2mv]

I saw that part of the video and then your comment. Bruh I’m dying. 😂😂😂 This dude is hilarious!

[@Steven-rp8zo]

I miss that show. We really need to bring back public humiliation for crimes like this. It's a great deterrent.

[@hsimpson7267]

There is a whole vigilante youtube movement doing this now. Like 100 different channels

[@Rogue_Leader]

It isn’t. Countries who treat child predators as a social problem have lower rates of offence and recidivism. This is just to help people with nothing in their lives feel better about themselves.

[@yeeniaguilar3497]

Look up @Skeeter Jene He’s basically like another Chris Hansen i swear his videos are great !

[@hsimpson7267]

Chris Hansen is back at it again... just posted yesterday ,,, kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGGtYX2EYq6hfKs

[@Ncthrifter]

​@@hsimpson7267 I understand what these channels are trying to do but I don't like them and won't support them like I did to catch a predator. Atleast the channels I watched there just regular people who meet up in public places which puts the public in danger. We had one of those groups here and the guy they set up pulled a gun and started shooting at the target and a woman got shot. That could have been a kid. Chris works with the police they have an empty house and police right outside. The people on youtube are more vigilante and that's how innocent people get hurt.

[@billoakes4475]

This lawyer could be a stand up - I'm in tears laughing my ass off.

[@macysondheim]

It’s not that funny…

[@randyg.7940]

​@@macysondheim pure Hilarity!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@tkdb317]

​@macysondheim7260 He makes very good observations and I think the humour comes from the fact that you don't expect some of the things that sometimes come out of his mouth while he discussing something very serious 😂

[@larryphillips7349]

@@tkdb317 exactely. And so straight forward. Comical

[@Azul_Heck]

I love Bruce! He is so funny his delivery as a lawyer is absolutely amazing! When he says “give me a f***ing break” gets me every time. I need him as a lawyer!!!

[@frankiefrankie8]

I've had a lot of experience of lawyers representing me through my life and I can tell you that Bruce Rivers is an absolute legend 🧐😎🤗💜

[@momof1576]

I don’t need him as a lawyer but I’d love to hang out with him in the lawyers lounge at the courthouse laughing at the bullshit we see. He’s awesome.

[@trueCrimeGuruYes]

He's the criminal lawyer.

[@TheSblore]

I don’t want this cookie. “Why insult the cookie?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@disgruntledgrunt241]

Finally, an attorney that speaks my language. Representation that freely drops f bombs, has a wicked sense of humor and gives solid advice in all his videos is as authentic as you can get.

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

Only on youtube, baby

[@Chuck_EL]

My family is in law enforcement and my cousin is a criminal lawyer and the amount of Cops, District attorneys, fire chiefs, and EMTs caught trying to molest teens is insane As he said they're really stupid as if they forgot EVERY source of communication they use is monitored

[@Triadinteriorupgrades]

To insult the person who made those cookies, that’s uncalled for… 😂

[@yourinnerlawyer4035]

We haven't investigated the baker yet...

[@Cassxowary]

It’s most likely those mass-produced ones 😂

[@cypher249]

I love how this dude just speaks like a normal person.

[@ghostflxwer]

fr

[@hospicenurse4514]

I've watched this episode about 8 times. It is one of my go-to videos when I need a laugh. The McDaniel video is another favorite. Keep up the good work!

[@sheilaf5732]

Pervert 'I'm going to slit my throat!' Mr. Rivers 'OK want a knife?' Absolutely epic response!

[@susang1107]

I want to commit a crime, just so I can have this guy as my attorney.

[@CLRBruceRivers]

How about go to law school we get a case together and kick some ass!

[@flexingfinessing5379]

🔥🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKjHnJ6HmM6op6c 🔥🔥🔥

[@RascalFascal]

@@CLRBruceRivers best answer you could have given. in true bruce rivers style. #bruceforpresident

[@susang1107]

@@CLRBruceRivers That would be even better! Class act 👌

[@thedjruiner]

@@CLRBruceRivers I fw with u blicky bruce, doing gods work to these streets

[@rodimusmaximus3912]

The fact that you're watching KZbin poops of the interviews rather than just regular footage makes this so much better

[@carriesmith3421]

They really need to bring this show back…I love your reactions, so funny but serious. Plus I love the tie.

[@LordSmyrnian]

Right!? Sweet tie on this vid. Goes well with the lighter suit.

[@mikezbr]

They caught a government offical, who proceeded to blow his head off (no loss of course) while they were picking him up. Oddly enough, after that the show was scrubbed. 🤔

[@CarolynDerouen]

Yes, I agree he's very hilarious, really makes my day, & yes, me too I love ❤ the tie as well , purple 💜 is definitely my favorite color!!

[@I_HATE_THE_TOS]

Have you ever seen the sting operations Hansen did with Crime Watch Daily? He did those around 2017.

[@Joel_Houtz]

Dude, you're by far the most entertaining lawyer I've ever seen 😂

[@mealsome1571]

rekieta law, legal eagle.

[@17thdoctor]

@@mealsome1571 saul goodman

[@demcadman]

Better than even Saul Goodman?

[@mealsome1571]

@@17thdoctor I was speaking in the context of irl lawyers, but sure. Saul Goodman.

[@thechosenwon4089]

Definitely better than law by Mike's cringy bs

[@thedeejaeebee5babee]

"Turn around and f*ckin run, you stupid son of a b*tch!" The voicing out loud of what we're all thinking is so real. "I'd be nervous too, if I was going to spend the next 10 years in jail." For me, the best thing about the JD/AH trial was the opportunity to find Bruce Rivers on my feed. Content like this makes me...content! So entertaining!

[@mharris5047]

Chris Hansen didn't do any of these in Michigan but since this activity carries LIFE in prison without parole here I am sure anyone caught trying to hook up with a 12 year old really regrets it. An attempt usually carries 1/2 of the sentence of actually committing the act but 1/2 of life is still life. Michigan also has the toughest prisons in the country -- by far.

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@mharris5047 the pervert really said "But I'm not gay" as if being gay is worse than being a pedophile

[@MaryJane-qm3ld]

That's how I found clr. I was watching the dumpster fire of amber turd testifying, and I found it in my feed. It's one of those KZbin golden nuggets.

[@itsmarycheeks]

😂😂

[@vaunb2003]

Bruce has a good mix of professionalism and normal guy vibe. The comedy is low key top notch 7:18 " I don't want this cookie" lol "why would he even say that and insult the baker" 🤣🤣

[@draslovkaclarion5517]

This guy needs his own show!!!

[@paulbob234]

I love how real you are as a lawyer. Very down to earth and yet very professional as well. Great combo in my book. Keep up the good work. Love your content.

[@LightningDoesStrikeThrice]

They should have started lowering Chris from the ceiling 😂 'I'm Chris Hansen, a reporter from NSNBC' Predator: -surprised Pikachu face-

[@ResettisReplicas]

“Is this a set up?” “No I’m a 14 year old girl who’s feeling very insulted by your implication about my appearance.”

[@apackerfan]

In one sentence he admitted criminal intent “we have to keep this a secret.”

[@MinnyaBidnass]

Can we please do a “To Catch an Idiot” series where Bruce reviews more of these or some of the true crime shows. The thing about Pam comes to mind.

[@NotDopeSickJustDopeAsFuq]

I totally co-sign this comment 🤷‍♀️😶🤷‍♀️🤔🤣

[@charisselinnell-morton4137]

Yesss ! I agree 😂

[@themufinfam2265]

Love it

[@guybrush1701]

Who's Pam? Seriously asking.

[@HollieMoodie]

Yes! That would be the cleanest, best pleasure.

[@kellierafferty6120]

"He's cute though"...Bruce, you're brutal! 😂😂 Totally subscribed after watching this, and then binged a few of your other videos. Love this channel!

[@Taranofsky]

"I'm Chris Hansen, and I'm here to fuck your life up." OMG subscribed I love this guy

[@yourinnerlawyer4035]

Anyone that met C for that reason at that time they fucked their life up all on their own.

[@BrotherJohndonski]

😂

[@notme2day]

This is one of the best commentaries by Bruce I've seen yet. I am literally rolling. Thank you for making me laugh my ass off tonight... I needed this!

[@JakeLProductions]

This was one of the funniest reactions yet, I laughed sooo hard at Bruce having to constantly stop the video out of disbelief😂

[@willlock3644]

Lol

[@Oliviaandtrina]

"39, 35, 39" "we found out he's actually 46" 😂😂😂 I don't know why that line has me in stitches. No it got worse, "I'm not gay, I'm just saying, I'm just saying!" 😂

[@TheTragicClown6001]

Gay Romano is a classic

[@Cpt_Coochie]

Ruber god

[@bruizerbritt94]

"I'd be nervous too if I was gonna spend the next 10 years in jail". That fucking had me. Glad to have found your channel, Bruce 😂

[@mharris5047]

If this were in Michigan it would be mandatory life without parole due to a connection in the CSC 1st statute that links such activity to the actual rape statute.

[@Terri_MacKay]

Especially if I was going to jail for 10 years as a child predator.

[@SeasideBandit]

The first guy was a food critic. He couldn't believe the cookies were home baked. Blew all his expectations.

[@michaelgilpin6180]

I love how you don't sugar coat anything. It's refreshing and hilarious.

[@joshuaanthony8416]

Bruce, I’ve recently discovered this channel; the penis comment made me laugh so hard I think it added years to my life. Thank you for making my day.

[@didgya]

Same here lol

[@joshtwiddy]

Bro the look on his face before he goes on that rant is priceless

[@walterwhite1]

Saul Goodman is fucking funny 😂

[@Pippi-Longstocking]

I saw a meme about adult men sending unsolicited penis picks - respond with “Is that a child’s penis!? I’m reporting you!”

[@robertcowan7610]

Yeah, precisely! I felt myself growing younger as the tears of laughter ran down my face! 😆

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

I just found your channel today, you should review more of the To Catch a Predator series, it's so funny.

[@jessiekaylee6496]

I agree. This was hilarious

[@kellyyork3898]

“Insulted the cookie”….LOL

[@MichaelBowes]

Dude.. you're commentary is worth your weight in gold. This video did NOT disappoint.. I just subscribed! LOL 😆😆😆

[@OttoByOgraffey]

This is GOLD!! Thanks for being real! Nice to know all attorney's aren't squares.

[@thugzman7890]

This has to be the most witty and funniest lawyers on KZbin!! You have my 72 year old, church lady mother laughing at this! I love this channel! Lol

[@Heyitzjames1776]

Omg 😂 I died when he said “what are you kidding me!”

[@BiologyBabe]

I’ve never watched this guy b4. I’m loving the sarcasm! The things he says are always exactly what I’m thinking when I watch these disgusting excuses for human beings. Hilarious.

[@janicerogers6216]

Bruce is laugh out loud funny.

[@reignbeauty395]

I agree to LMAO I said the exact same thing 😂😂😂😂

[@cccEngineer]

And cute!

[@jamierupert7563]

He's great!! You'll love him. Keep watching.😊

[@kikastra]

How did you gloss by him stumbling off the back stairs without even the slightest hint of laughing. That cracks me up everytime I see it and I've seen it hundreds of times. Just something about this clown furthering embarrassing himself, gets me right in the funny bone.

[@mchevre]

I thought about that too. Only explanation (aside from somehow not noticing it) is that this is not the first time he's seen it, and the surprise wore off. Anyone seeing that the first time is gonna laugh for sure - it's just so comical in a straight up goofy way.

[@kikastra]

@@mchevre Could be. Maybe I'm just weird because it still makes me laugh after countless times of watching it. 😂

[@crochunter35]

You can have your cookie!

[@kikastra]

@@crochunter35 I just want to get to the beach!

[@properandwise]

Haha!!

[@MiamiPush2theLimit]

“The minute I see a guy in a suit, I’m fucking turning around and I’m leaving.” Lmaooo good, solid advice I shall take with me in my future 👌

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Yeah no kidding. It's bad enough that the police have you six ways to Sunday... But getting your face on TV across from Chris Hansen for all of America to see... Dude, just turn around, walk out the door and get cuffed.

[@theripperandco5607]

fun fact: the reason the predators don't immediately book it when chris hansen comes out is because he has magical mind powers that forces them to sit down

[@toysbystarlite05]

Along with the cookies and sweet tea

[@3410glenn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CaptainApathetic]

"Take a seat, take a seat" "How the fuck did he do that?"

[@webweaver3015]

The best comment in this whole video was when he said, "If it wasn't for people's stupid decisions and behaviors I wouldn't have a job" 😂

[@Veiled_Lepidoptera]

This is rapidly becoming one of my favorite youtube channels. I love that you're not afraid to cuss and that you talk like a human being. So many KZbinrs are so nervous about speaking naturally because of losing monetization or even losing their channel. You just tell it like it is and it's great!

[@robynleighs]

I'm howling!! 😅 OMG! The commentary is everything!

[@11falloutgirl11]

I can't get enough of Bruce Rivers. I laughed so much with this one, gotta keep binge watching the next ones :P

[@gisellyg]

"okay do u want a knife?" is crazyyy ☠️

[@tammyw6023]

Bruce needs his own reality show. I love this!

[@Sol-Cutta]

He's fkin great

[@goatbabe0666]

Only if the intro is the same. "BRUCE RIVERS, he's the criminal lawyer..."

[@ananousous]

We are filming

[@kristinwatson6848]

These videos have cured my anxiety.

[@houtexgirl]

“What, are you kidding me, oh I didn’t know that..” has me dead 💀 😂

[@michaeljulian4997]

It is so damn refreshing to see a lawyer saying the same thing I did when this aired. Thank you for making this video!

[@WilDBeestMF]

I am confounded. Here I am meeting an honest lawyer with a sense of humor and the ability to break it down like I'm five. I never thought I'd see the day. Subbed.

[@all_your_baser_belong_to_us]

Awesome, check out Rekeita Law as well, same vain

[@WilDBeestMF]

@@all_your_baser_belong_to_us Thank you, man. I'm always looking for cool channels.

[@yourinnerlawyer4035]

🙄

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@WilDBeestMF Emily D. Baker breaks down court documents/filings, Law Talk With Mike reviews court footage, bodycam footage, and SovCit videos, Natalie Lawyer Chick is covering the Darius Cooks situation, and Debbie Davis is a prosecutor who works with Judge Middleton in Michigan (she raises goats).

[@WilDBeestMF]

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Thank you very much! Appreciated! It's amazing. I always find the most interesting channels about a service or hobby that I myself will never use.

[@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend]

I love how Bruce just knows what criminals go through. “You’ll be naked in a turtle suit cold as shit” how the hell does he know how cold that shit gets? Lol that’s an inhumane level of freezing it’s like being in a refrigerator with a towel to cover up with

[@susinator]

I was in jail many years ago, and I've seen many unfortunate guys get taken away because they threatened to commit suicide. Every case was sad and disturbing in its own way.

[@dukecity7688]

Yup. That's about right. When the cops open the window on your cell door and ask if you are thinking of hurting yourself. For God's sake say no. The real answer was - all day - every day.

[@robynnoel8084]

I'm binge watching episodes.. Just in that kind of mood..all great stuff.. Thanks Bruce and Michael!! ❤ Love From Canada 🇨🇦

[@LP-bi4vc]

Love how he can criticize the cops/LE but he also recognizes the absolute degeneracy of these men.

[@colleenwhitman9040]

Nobody including him is questioning the degenerate behavior of these men. And if you are listening he makes it pretty clear what he thinks of this.But perhaps you’re confused- this video is about the LEGAL aspects of this show and the crimes these creeps are committed.

[@LP-bi4vc]

@@colleenwhitman9040 ... I know? That is what I meant. I appreciate his legal expertise and also enjoyed him making fun of the predators.

[@cosmicmuffin322]

Except he said he likes child predators as clients because they're nice to him (they only pick on little kids I guess) and they have lots of money. That's revolting.

[@yourinnerlawyer4035]

Part of the job. 😂

[@julo514]

@@cosmicmuffin322 yes. Thats what he meant by his comment. Find ways to he offended

[@chingoNJ]

This was nothing short of hilarious. You’re the man Bruce

[@bjkarana]

Videos like this don't come around very often; I'd want to watch it again and again.

[@Pissgremlin5964]

I'm going to put it in the fridgerator for later.

[@josephvoskuhl878]

"I really am gonna slit my throat." "Okay do you want a knife." *Spits Dr. Pepper all over phone.* *laughs*

[@j.scottcaudill7543]

😂 I've never seen your channel before so this is the 1st video I've seen of yours and I must say, you're hilarious. I like how you're just so blunt about everything and talk like we've been buddies for years

[@twiggydaloc1497]

He does a lot of good work check him out fr

[@kersman09]

Welcome to the world of Brucey blikingstein

[@JosiahGould]

"Ok, do you want a knife?" That line right there got my sub.

[@paulataylor8535]

I love this man! He has so much swag and keeps it real!!!

[@Savage_Gamer777]

Amen lol

[@terrywilliams8585]

Bruce you are hilarious. Laughing my ass off through this whole thing.

[@DrewWhaley-ni7yj]

Bruce, I love how you do not let unnecessary police actions go uncriticized just because they are making an arrest that no one will care about. More people need to have the jurisprudence that you do!

[@Cassxowary]

Yahh! But these ones are some of the most famous ones, all those are big ones…

[@carmeldelaney1086]

Bruce Is so good and funny but no fool.

[@carmeldelaney1086]

He gets the Velcro treatment.Can't feel Sorry for the last One!

[@godlygirls62]

Naw. Child predators are the absolutely worse. Worse than murderers. Ya kill something, their suffered is over. You violate children this way, they all their lives. Many turn to drugs and alcohol. Some take their lives.

[@clanwaddell5628]

That's how it's supposed to work. Cops and prosecutors should always follow the law and the constitution. That way you know that the conviction is legit. Unfortunately people don't always do that, so you get people who want to bed the rules to things done.

[@216cle]

I love how raw and unfiltered you are. Great channel

[@erickirkwood458]

"THOU SHALT NOT SELF SNITCH" should be the 11th Commandment... Love ya, Bruce...! 😂

[@JillyMae89]

"insulting the cookie was uncalled for" 😂😂😂

[@bn444]

Watching Bruce: "Ya don't have to use so much force." Watching CinnamonToast Ken as soon as they start to leave: "TAZE HIM! TAAAZE HIM!!"

[@chioptnstdr3448]

Man I used to love this show. I was so pissed when I found out some of these guys didn’t get jail time 😤

[@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU]

IIRC it was usually those who didnt send dic pics and other such content, it is after all way worse than just words in chat

[@FinalB055]

Yes, but at least there faces are on tv so they can’t lie about their past.

[@randomguy1371]

@@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU it’s also because a lot of the evidence is gathered by a non-LEO, and as such there are occasionally violations of rights which makes the evidence inadmissible in court. It’s disgusting, but human rights must be respected.

[@6ick6ick6ity5]

@@randomguy1371 pedo don’t deserve rights

[@buttercxpdraws8101]

@@randomguy1371 It’s not disgusting that human rights be respected tho right? You mean disgusting that he was guilty of a crime but wasn’t prosecuted, yeh?

[@henrymichael7675]

6:42 "he is cute though" lmfao Bruce

[@romain8390]

Bruh I died 💀

[@TimeTravellingToaster]

I was like 😮

[@teknowil]

cute, built good

[@romain8390]

@@teknowil 😂😂😂

[@chuckchizzle]

Built good too

[@megmarieorourke769]

So sweet that you and your son worked together and are killing it! Keep up the amazing work.

[@brendansh6942]

Not only are the videos hilarious, but the commentary is something great too!

[@g-bhustlin9192]

“Don’t mind working sex crimes because it’s usually white people with money” LMAO 😂

[@gageb556]

Can’t get mad at facts

[@ghostflxwer]

that's how they get away with it

[@cyveresrts]

@@ghostflxwer They also get away with it because most likely all of the government is filled with pedophiles. Pedos want power, and that's where they're gonna get it.

[@sidda7085]

@@ghostflxwer Yes, because even though the prison system is substantially more white people, they are all getting away with their crimes. At least be logical with your racism.

[@camillemayers103]

Once again, Rivers pulls no punches!😅

[@sds6303]

It’s not about sex, it’s about domination. It’s about having power & control over someone. It’s psychopathy taking advantage of others, violating the rights of others.

[@leonabug619]

Sounds sus, but you left out the part about taking away a child's innocence and hurting them, ruining them for life.

[@demarioguy8923]

@@leonabug619sounds very sus lollll

[@TheNinnyfee]

Oh, it's about sex, too. If it was just about domination you wouldn't have to get horny.

[@mariya_tortilla]

OP is right its about domination and control at the end of the day. Nothing sus about that, its literally true. saying its sus is so fking weird to say too, esp since its about pedos@@leonabug619

[@karifredrikson-lr1mm]

AND it’s about sex. Be real here.

[@wattsandwaxfamilyofteams-s4586]

“You get to become a teenage ninja turtle in jail” 😆 😂