LEGO Bionicle Heroes: All Piraka Playground Activities

[@KingChiggy]

I love that this game took a group of the most sadistic and evil characters from the entire series and threw them into a daycare behind a shitty night club that constantly blares the same song over and over and dooms them to constantly play with equipment that tortures them in some way or another for all time while the Toa walk among them

[@lautapinter]

Underrated comment

[@franciscopenajr3909]

Them having a fate worse than death

[@ilsgrade8357]

Piraka are my spirit animal. I wanna see the world burn😈

[@yellowpower3755]

@Ils Grade Good for you…?

[@Cybermat47]

@@ilsgrade8357 that’s pretty cringe.

[@PelinalWhitestrake36]

Piraka: A group of Bloodthirsty, Sadistic Skakti Killers and Dark Hunters who enslaved the Island of Voya Nui and tried to betray each other multiple times to get to the mask of life *Cut to Vezok building a sand castle.

[@robin_the_duck_guydhmis7278]

So true! XD

[@crimsondynamo615]

That’s his anger management exercise

[@danieltheaxolot5889]

True

[@UNDERHALLSMASKIN-R-]

But Its so cute though

[@toastergaming7783]

Lore-accurate post Mangaia Vezok

[@antroz549]

Reminder that these guys canonically beat the Toa Nuva.

[@rhysnichols8608]

Thanks for that now my perspective has changed

[@ffwast]

That felt really forced just so that they could introduce a new line of toa sets. It seemed like really unnecessary reasoning.

[@Arkaeus04]

@@ffwast but then we wouldn’t have this

[@JF-vz1ju]

Powerful goofballs

[@ThomasMurphyCosplay]

Although Tahu has defeated their Warlord

[@brandontorrance6923]

It felt strange when I played this game walking around with the enemy

[@exaid0556]

That is so with every lego game prior to 2012. Well, except Harry Potter.

[@robinnouara3681]

One of the most bizarre features I've ever experienced in a video game, I love it so much

[@Vad3Retr0]

8:29 When I was a child I imagined what flavors of shakes and drinks the Piraka would ask for according to the color... Zaktan = cold lemonade Hakann = Strawberry milkshake Vezok = Blue bubble gum milkshake Reidak = Apple iced tea Thok = Coconut shake Avak = Chocolate milkshake

[@blaizehunnicutt7953]

Nice but vezon is definitely black coffee

[@Mothbean]

​@@blaizehunnicutt7953 Vezon pulls up to McDonald's on Fenrakk, orders one black coffee, and leaves.

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

I feel like despite their goofiness they’d be raging alcoholics lmao

[@ChaseSchofield-dj2pb]

Same list but with booze: Zaktan: Sour apple moonshine Hakann: Malibu Black Breeze (with a little bit more cranberry & a *_LOT_* more Malibu Black rum) Vezok: Case after case of cheap beer (with blue food coloring) Reidak: Straight Tennessee whiskey out of the bottle (most likely 150-proof Jack Daniels) Thok: Straight tequila out of the bottle (most likely Patrón Silver) Avak: Espresso martini with 4x the usual/safe amount of vodka Vezon: All the liquors; all the time

[@Blackheartzero]

*Zaktan:* _"You think you know horror, Irnaak? Horror is looking into the eyes of the Shadowed One, knowing you are about to die ... and then being forced to live. Horror is waking each day to see every part of your body moving on its own, a shifting mass of Protodites where once was solid metal and living tissue. Horror is what is in the eyes of your partners when they look at you ... and in the cries of your enemies when your swarm engulfs them. Don't talk to me about fear, creature - _*_I am fear!"_* *Also Zaktan:*

[@thelastcrow5660]

The moment which solidified Zaktan as an absolutely terrifying character.

[@olliejbaker4324]

Oh the nostalgia I remember playing this game on the PS2 for hours

[@crowthorn23]

Ollie J Baker xbox for me

[@elfan526]

I like this game but I fail in my country and they do not sell it anymore but I'm going to download it

[@ann-marie7705]

Me too

[@aidanthomson5336]

@@elfan526 where can u download it

[@shotsfiredman]

@@aidanthomson5336 here (germany) they still sell it occasionally in a 3 for 1 game bundle that costs like 6-10€ (7-12 USD)

[@AstroManX100]

I get the feeling that the Toa Inika deliberately designed most of these machines to be faulty just to fuck with the Pirakha. XD

[@JagoFlamingo]

I didn't know this game was popular, and I thought that no one had it. Boy was I wrong

[@scroller699]

JagOFate AHHAAHHA SAME SHIT M8 XD

[@shotsfiredman]

i mean the entire franchise wasnt really popular by mass, but those who knew bout it loved it so much that eventually all their friends would know bout it

[@joshuahawkins6489]

Found these funny as a kid. 20 years old and still do. 🤣 I actually WANT to play this game again.

[@googleyoflolz9930]

I still have the DVD lol I been playing it again recently and honestly it's just as much fun as I remember. I found a download on a website where you can get it for free without a disk. There's a little bit of modding involved but you can get it as long as you have a ps2

[@joshuahawkins6489]

@googley oflolz Well that's blew me out of the water then. I don't have a ps2. ;-;

[@googleyoflolz9930]

@@joshuahawkins6489 Ah damn. Well ya know there's always emulators. :p

[@SasukeUchiha-ix2yk]

I know the piraka were actually very powerful villians, btu you gotta love this game for it's humor, as well as playability. hell, the damn commercials for the toys just made them seem like assholes

[@sanokal]

Sasuke Uchiha Well, to be fair the Piraka ARE assholes.

[@SasukeUchiha-ix2yk]

Well that's true. it's ust I didn't get the impression of a major threat for the toy commercial, at least until I got some research done

[@majorasmask449]

Well since it is a LEGO game it’s gonna have this humor

[@SasukeUchiha-ix2yk]

too true

[@danielzaini7593]

We need this game remastered 😍 do it lego.

[@Demon_1408]

agree

[@cookiesontoast9981]

They never will, Bionicle is dead.

[@metr0nom314]

MechaMinilla99 do it anyway, it'll at the very least bring back most of the old fanbase and newcomers alike and maybe even convince lego to revive it, properly

[@cookiesontoast9981]

@@metr0nom314 Still won't happen... Sadly.. I would love it though.

[@LTurmoil47]

We may not be getting a remaster, but we are getting a really cool fan made Bionicle game. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2PKmHSJjNB0aMU LEGO noticed and greenlit the project. Even got Tony Wedgewood on it.

[@TheAutobotPower]

Boy, this things only made the game greater and memorable.

[@jsfilms6623]

I remember watching these all the time when I was a kid, Bionicle made for a great childhood.

[@tmachine979]

Having read the books, seeing Zaktan doing stupid stuff just seems wrong

[@kesterfae5447]

Haha too right! He was so imposing in the books.

[@Hammudiii]

One of the best characters but sadly he got killed by teridax I think? Right?!

[@karczoch7778]

Not completely. Zaktan survived and, along with other Piraka, was fused into that gold-skinned being

[@anonymous-eq9je]

Karczoch 777 irnakk, right?

[@zafool4997]

anonymous no, a different gold skinned being.

[@Blackheartzero]

5:28 - "when you get shocked awake from a dream where you were Spiderman."

[@JackTheBreadGuyOfficial]

We *need* 10 hours of Thok dancing

[@firesonic23]

gonna replay this game. i loved bionicle as a kid. too bad the 2016 line failed.

[@kapitanbeuteltier5889]

tbh, gen 2 was really really bad storywise

[@f1att0panimations]

Agreed. I always wanted a good story and a better toy line.

[@PuppeteerGaming]

@Dragon Ball Is Cancer nah, most of the set designs were great, in my opinion, better than many g1 sets

[@cybercider6620]

The 2015 toa and the titans were the only good parts of g2.

[@berandom2000]

What Bionicle G2 failed, a Classic 90 Year of Play didn’t.

[@serpentine1084]

THAT DISCO THOE

[@HackerBilly13]

I always felt bad for the piraka in these tbh. Like they just wanted to chill and have fun but bad shit kept happening to em

[@usneasubfloridana4072]

well in some cases nothing bad happens to them

[@heartlessnobody1143]

Yeah, however they also enslaved a Island of inocent matoran and tried to kill almost everyone they met, including eachother, they kind of deserve it

[@benfostersworldofwonder8226]

I wonder if the Toa built the playground as a way to show the Piraka there was no hard feelings.

[@yellowpower3755]

How noble of them ^^

[@plasmusdogmatic4348]

@@yellowpower3755 I've started imagining the Toa and Piraka are just as antagonistic as ever, the Piraka just know from experience that the Toa can kick their asses in a one-on-one fight, and the others will literally never let them be the one to kill a Toa. If one of them had the Toa Inika at their mercy, the others would try to swoop in, and the infighting would buy the Toa all the time they needed to recover and beat the shit out of them again. So they just don't even try. They obey the foghorn because they don't want to know what happens when they don't, and the activities look pretty fun anyways so why not?

[@liamarter8232]

....wow....I remember this shit. This was such an odd decision to put this in the game. But man did those pirama know how to chill. And it never seems to work out for them

[@Retr0Danny25]

the chair one was my favorite the music is beautiful it actually makes you feel like you're at the beach enjoying life

[@BlazerK1914]

This beach must be the Pirakas’ prison, a lovely and peaceful prison😄

[@mattmcgovern6591]

I gotta be honest with everyone here...you look at the toy and you see that huge grin on the Piraka's face. Your reaction will either be to get scared... or laugh at how stupid they looked. I thought they looked idiotic, but in an endearing way. The lore depicts them as serious and evil, but I sympathize with the Piraka!

[@frogjog8822]

7:13 me playing bionicle music

[@ch62013]

You know someone can make a pretty funny fanfic about this. After they failed to get the mask of life from Vezon, they were mysteriously teleported into this strange playground with no way out.

[@the_art_robo938]

3:45 that's why they call him the bully

[@mercr0nin588]

Vezok strikes agian

[@Rantalanta]

Remember playing this with my brother and us laughing our lungs out at these. So many good memories.

[@VainerCactus0]

Same here.

[@BunnyGirlMet]

Sooo cute But poor Piraka I feel bad for all those mishaps! They should have time to relax too!

[@tristenquinn3702]

Awesome! This made me laugh and made me remember a lot of my childhood.

[@bean26-]

i know right. me and my cousin used to play this alot. the freakin memories

[@brrgames]

Has anyone noticed that Reidak (the black Piraka) didn't show up in any of these activities?

[@SableSeraph17]

He was stuck in the bathroom.

[@ginasohn2718]

No 12 years if u in 2018

[@BunnyGirlMet]

BRRGames this was just chance

[@nedflanders6235]

racism strikes again

[@garryghastopulous9722]

Holy shit i used to watch you when i was a kid

[@admiralfurret]

4:33 >Vezok is a piraka of water >Almost drowns *Ironic.mp4*

[@DerÖsterreicherr]

That is Hakann 😉

[@JacobAwsum]

Nostalgia flows through my veins!

[@Baloo106]

3:40, okay this one is weirdly in character for both of them.

[@noahmartin7644]

I feel like they’d do this sort of stuff after leveling Bara Magna and enslaving every one(including their allies)

[@proto303]

dj zaktan in da house

[@Percival917]

It's no wonder Thok can't dance- he's white.

[@robin_the_duck_guydhmis7278]

Percival917 Reidak would do better.

[@yutogiovanna]

Damn did you have to do it to him?

[@tahutoa]

shut up, those moves were on

[@Retr0Danny25]

I loved bionicle heroes just loved it

[@calderse]

I find this Wholesome, i love the Horse Scene, i love Vezok's laugh

[@galactusmonitor1977]

They should have have a movie of this phase in bionicle the toa and surely see the piraka personallties and shine

[@eeemmmaaannn7169]

Oh my God thank you! I've been looking for this for so many years. Love the nostalgia

[@darkkomet1653]

Feels like a Dead or Alive Beach Game

[@noahclark9882]

This is my childhood. Thank you

[@juanandresvides2749]

3:49 P*NIS! Did he actually said it? Coincidence?

[@majorasmask449]

4:37 Hakann: I found 2007

[@cookiesontoast9981]

@String Shepherd I think he means because in 2007 Bionicle have the Baraki and the Toa Mahri who in the story canon they fought underwater, the Baraki being sea creatures themselves like squids and stuff. The Toa Mahri being the Inika that you play as in this game but they look different and are geared up to go underwater.

[@mattmcgovern6591]

For those of us who grew up with the first gen. bionicle, most of us were getting too old to care about the 2007 gen. I lost touch with the Mahri... very sad. Voya Nui had such an awesome story, hard to follow up on that.

[@nothing3065]

Having read the books, I personally like Bionicle:Heroes' vision of Pirakas. In the books, they're just assholes without any redeeming qualities, which is a damn shame. Here, they are just your punks who are evil, funny, and hang out together.

[@ironfist2505]

The most heartbreaking moments in this game for me was when I had to defeat Brutaka and Axon…I love those two

[@vikingfromnorth45]

I am surprised vezon wasn’t apart of this

[@isaacklan3212]

He die from in lava at as the final boss

[@joeydrewstudios321]

So these were the guys who beat the toa nueva huh?

[@melvinpaynor2116]

1:41 this scene is perfect

[@ferminmarkpousada1455]

When my bro pass to those cutscenes, it always made me laugh those pathetic villains

[@TheE_G_G]

Vezok's sand castle is tragic

[@SoulsNerd05]

wearing beats with high volume in this thank me later so good beat!

[@red-rum9303]

Dude imma cry, this is my childhood 😭😭😭

[@alexschmidt443]

Oh lord jesus the nostalgia...

[@davebob4973]

i like the piraka as glorified stereotypical school bullies that are just really powerful

[@Blue-Rain]

Someone needs to make a bionicle fanfic of zaktan the dj skakdi

[@nottossik6932]

Playground? More like tortureground. Like in concentration camp or gulag 5:46 he SHOOTS at him so he run to another torture thing like "SUFFER FOR MY AMUSEMENT". True hell

[@moosen135]

6:26 You just got Thok'd

[@stringedcheese7950]

After all of these years and playing the game so much as a kid I only now realize half the Piraka have the wrong feet

[@Hexarth]

i love how not all of them are slapstick, some of them are just having a good time my favorite one is zaktan diving into the water

[@NeonUFO]

this is their villain origin story

[@bingo2433]

MEMORIES SHIT MAN.

[@crazycactuar1465]

what a nostalgic game

[@zousui7238]

owww this was my childhood

[@MrElmo54321]

1:09 when she flips you on the bottom & starts to ride you

[@BasementDweller_]

I remembered when I was a kid I managed to push one of them off in the water. Must have been some collision glitch. The map showed a death mark and they didn’t respawn until I left the playground.

[@raulvidal2343]

In an alternate universe where Spiriah never experimented on Skakdi Zaktan became a DJ and Avak a barman.

[@chase3283]

Just a reminder that Redfall had zero animated cutscenes. 😊

[@jimhenson7952]

THE FUCKING NOSTALGIA

[@soundsofapollo]

6:56 forgot how much this one slaps

[@mislavgrosinic5584]

Where real man cried

[@МаксимДорошенко-ш2ю]

...this is so cute ;____; 7:50 oh... no! Nononono wait thats not your fault... oh ;__________;

[@anonymousanonymous7600]

Remember playing this shit when I was little so many memories lol

[@chessemchesse3676]

I remember when i saw all of these back when i was a kid,i feel bad for them,death would've been less painful

[@darktempest9871]

i love this game

[@DIESEL-SAVES-LIVES]

I got a VHS Bionicles movie, back when they used to make them. These guys were so scary in the movie, in the game however... 🤣

[@evgenyransky3545]

Piraka was not in any of the films, you must have confused them with Rahkshi (by the way, they are also in this game). But yes, according to the original idea, the Piraka are really bloodthirsty and cruel bandits.

[@DIESEL-SAVES-LIVES]

Probably u r right, I was too young to remember ​@@evgenyransky3545

[@slovomrtvo4852]

They are so crazy.

[@Ponanoix]

damn, Thok got some sick moves

[@CrimsonWallaby]

Die anyone notice that hakann has the wrong feet?

[@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN]

Yeah, it always annoyed me how they modeled all 6 Piraka with those ugly, huge, two toed feet when in the sets, only 3 of them had those feet.

[@TristenTheArgonian]

So does Vezok. Pretty sure these models in game are based off early versions of the toys

[@RulesOfTheMachine]

3:49 Why do I have the weird thought in my head that he shot him?

[@EatooaProductions]

I played this games story 100% on every account when I was 6 then I found Skyrim lmao

[@12DAMDO]

dj zaktan in the house

[@jimmyfiddlesticks337]

All so beautiful but so short.

[@NovaGamez00]

I really wish they made this backwards compatible

[@Uajd-hb1qs]

I had this on the Wii. It remains the only game I’ve played till destruction. I simply put the disc on one day for my possibly 90th play through and it finally said “unable to read”. I wasn’t too sad cuz I knew it off by heart and it had started developing some spectacular glitches and graphical errors.

[@Flanvenus]

Vezok making a sand castle is so cute though we know what he did

[@Havik99]

Nostalgia man

[@crispytrist8928]

I loved the game but never got to the 2nd boss I think but it was fun playing it on my Xbox 360

[@lordgzstg6181]

I wonder if anyone has tried to build the piraka playground? Most of the playground equipment looks like pretty simple builds.

[@gyronnax]

I loved that game

[@jeremytung1632]

You did so much stuff as Hewki in this game I sometimes wondered why they bothered with the rest of the team.

[@jackdaniels5168]

I remember disliking this game, then growing to love it thanks to silly stuff like this, good stuff.

[@nemie1610]

I miss this game

[@sirmarcusplierthethird5050]

Yo this game was dope

[@royaltyfree9607]

This game slapped

[@FadedLightXx]

i feel proud of myself i remember them all

[@FadedLightXx]

i did absolutely everything and i was only 3

[@broden4838]

I wonder why Edios and TT made the Piraka more like clowns instead of vicious killers...

[@yellowpower3755]

It’s just slapstick

[@elijahnajera5425]

It's a lego game, they're all essentially parodies of the original idea, like with Star Wars and Indiana Jones.