CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS! (Full Version!)

[@BlazededgeRZ]

*This boat has the memes*

[@razgriz4978]

Blazededge RZ This boat has the memes, for CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS!

[@blaze6400]

@@razgriz4978 Dirty boots, Dirty boots, and a URINAAAAAL!! Also funny seeing you here

[@MrMorganEnjoyer]

CAPTIN CAPTIN CAPTIN

[@maybebaking5943]

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[@user-ii2jo4nh4j]

*Full Speed ahead, sheets to my bed*

[@minkshaming]

"Full. Speed. Ahead." "Sheets. Of my. Bed."

[@matiastorres2190]

Set off as soon as the C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S are ready.

[@achillesa5894]

✍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lewischoi4917]

Striker: walks in and walk on the sheets with he dirty boots

[@danielwills2520]

ALL SLOW AHEAD! FLOOD THE AFT CREW QUARTERS! But sir, that will sink the quarters first. AND THAT WILL GIVE THE SHEETS THE WATER IT NEEDS!

[@Redshadow-kf8mg]

Underrated comment

[@matiastorres2190]

Picture it, S A L V A T I O N

[@syntax1235]

@@matiastorres2190 no

[@s77vn]

@@matiastorres2190 THE DEATH OF A MILLION IS A NECESSITY!

[@chasetoyama8184]

@@s77vn THE DEATH OF A MILLION SHEETS IS NECESSARY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF TEN MILLION!

[@brolymaininfighterz962]

I despise putting this as my ringtone but i cant stop not hating it

[@0mikr0n]

That's fair. I feel like the general response to anything I make is most often "This is stupid but I keep watching it anyway, please help me, I don't know what's happening to me."

[@Inglonias]

I want so badly for this to be my ringtone, but am too embarassed. I settled for making it an alarm tone instead.

[@matiastorres2190]

Crisp white sheets has the means to end this war.

[@brandithebutcher4669]

How do

[@themaus7729]

Captain Count made me laugh hard enough to start wheezing

[@kimarykorlumiose7728]

I don't know why, but I imagine at the parts where everyone's saying "Captain!", that's them begging him to not start again

[@paulmahoney7619]

“Please Captain, we know about the crisp white sheets, you don’t need to start singing, Captain.”

[@matiastorres2190]

Or do they?

[@youroverlord6937]

@@matiastorres2190 Tell me about the crisp white sheets

[@bubbles784]

@@youroverlord6937 Crew: "NO!" Torres: (Starts talking about the bed he made)

[@Nico_6967]

@@matiastorres2190 orders, Captain?

[@dsagent]

*Torres is the Best Memelord* Every Generation has one.

[@piergiorgiocaroli9201]

And we memed every last one of them.

[@joshburke4083]

Pixy: TRIGGERED!!!!

[@undeadjohnmarston4661]

._.

[@matiastorres2190]

SALVATION

[@Krymch4k]

KIRYU-CHAN!

[@wwbb5858]

(This song fills you with SALVATION)

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

(the power of SALVATION shines within you)

[@rroman259]

Being in a submarine, with my fellow submariners, immerses me in SALVATION. I like it

[@paganizondacinquenfsedtn3705]

*SALMVATION*

[@matiastorres2190]

Don't you see? This C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S has the means to end this war

[@syntax1235]

@@matiastorres2190 my sheets are navy blue

[@hazmat2625]

The rhyme between "ahead" and "bed" is just... perfect.

[@mobiusraptor7]

RIP Torres. Miss him already.

[@crashbandicootnerd4321]

Same here. He came all the way from Ace Combat 4. What a crazy villain he was.

[@matiastorres2190]

SALVATION

[@Grim_Yeeter]

@@matiastorres2190 S A L V A T I O N

[@youroverlord6937]

He’s probably at the bottom of the ocean again

[@princesscadance197]

@@youroverlord6937 Erusea military: 'Oooooh, Torres and the crew are still alive! How long have they been down there?' Erusean officer: 'Just shy of 700 days.' EM: 'Let's bring them up! We do have an experimental submarine that needs testing. Perhaps we can use them to crew it?' Osea: 'Haven't we done this all before?'

[@WaverleyorCov]

The VA for Torres has the perfect villain laugh

[@ohhahhglennmcgrath4202]

I can't wait to tell my son about this meme!

[@matiastorres2190]

Don't forget about the C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S

[@bravo6959]

@@matiastorres2190 never

[@alexandrefillot9600]

@@matiastorres2190 Imma walk on 'em all over again with my dirty boots!

[@BernardGarcon]

Solo Sheet Pixy: "Have you found your crisp white sheets yet, Buddy?"

[@lewischoi4917]

Crisper: alright buddy I will throw this CRISP. WHITE. SHEET. IN YOUR FACE.

[@gracecalis5421]

Dirty Boots. _DIRTY BOOTS_ *_AND A U R I N A L_*

[@TheLegitAlpha]

This gets even more ludicrous, and I love it!

[@GruntsAreWin]

Captain...?

[@shaftoe195]

CAPTAIN!!!

[@LordLux]

CAPITAN

[@paganizondacinquenfsedtn3705]

Captain Mortaius Torres

[@Dumbrarere]

CDO: "The sheets are ready to wash!"

[@Jakeqen]

all aboard the alicorn meme machine

[@Dumbrarere]

I think I had to sacrifice a million brain cells just to save ten million as I listened to this. 🤣

[@gilangadlisdastifa7464]

Dont you see?? ONE MILLION BRAIN CELL!!! Heuhhhaahahahahahahaha

[@matiastorres2190]

Picture it

[@themaus7729]

YES picture it

[@maxwellfamily7238]

ONE MILLION! ONE MILLION CELLS!

[@lewischoi4917]

THE BRAIN CELL, THE BRAIN CELL IS REALLLLLLLLLLL!!!

[@baxterrhodes7542]

HE GOT HIS SHITPOST ALL OVER MY CRISP WHITE MEMES!!!

[@razgriz4978]

When Keystone Uploads

[@LolMaNiAc93]

*foghorn sounds*

[@lucasurquiza554]

[@TudominotheGreat]

Sifting through all those voice lines each video be like:

[@gheelman]

@@TudominotheGreat

[@leschroder7773]

Hey razgriz want go get some pizza

[@its-amemegatron.9521]

*_SHEET ON MY BED_*

[@the_director_vinsanity]

Zaptroxix gonna give us the extension of this?

[@jamesmorin9966]

I want it...

[@justderp5713]

This IS the extension to a shorter video

[@spino4313]

Torres is the new pixy meme

[@Firebolt193]

DIRTY BOOTS AT A URRRRRRIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAALLLLLLLL

[@beeter3588]

*when matias finds the closet*

[@matiastorres2190]

This closet has the means for C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S

[@trigger5914]

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOND OF SALVATION!!

[@matiastorres2190]

Trigger get off of the C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S with your DIRTY BOOTS.

[@campersr2298]

So THATS why torres stole the Alicorn,hes late for a Panteen comercial at Oured

[@ResidentEddy]

Deciding to listen to something at work during break while keeping my composure. This comes up. WELL I'M BONED, AREN'T I?!

[@sirengriffon5734]

I'm glad this fandom is so normal.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Mom can we get crisp white sheets? Mom: we have crisp white sheets at home Crisp White Sheets at home: *trigger urinal b o o t*

[@princesscadance197]

I just started my new job as a housekeeper with one of the local hotels. I regularly have to change the crisp, white sheets of the hotel room beds. I shall bring every guest SALVATION with my crisp, white sheets!

[@lol_iyoutube]

When Alex was asked to make a collage of Torres' quotes, this was the first result.

[@skye5547]

he's got the hair of Brandon Herrera and the beard of The Mighty Jingles

[@Wilson2005WAW]

Imagine you replace Aragorn's face with Torres face.

[@jamesharris4695]

Oh nooooo😂

[@Wilson2005WAW]

@@jamesharris4695 that would be ridiculous to imagine that.

[@jamesharris4695]

@@Wilson2005WAW at first he looked like jesus until I stumbled upon your comment

[@Wilson2005WAW]

@@jamesharris4695 lmao

[@matiastorres2190]

Picture it

[@synthdriver8817]

Little did he know that Trigger was gonna *SURRENDER* all over *HIS CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS!* And thereby turning them into *CRISPY. YELLOW. SHEETS!* HUAHUAHUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[@matiastorres2190]

NO!

[@BullDeerAryu_]

My brain, in a class, when I'm trying not to laugh for some dumbass reason

[@lucythevelociraptor]

*CHRISP WHITE SHEETS!*

[@matiastorres2190]

YOU SEE DON'T YOU? C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S

[@thecrazy_kitsune]

POV: the Alicorn is made out of crisp white sheets

[@jayburn00]

It's a requiem for sheets!

[@thetoastlord5355]

*This boat has the means, for.....A UUUUUUUUURIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL*

[@bigdazz5689]

SALVATION!!!!!!!!

[@Subzero_RaptorHalo13]

Mozart's been real quiet ever since this dropped

[@klj444]

Now this is how you turn The voyage of Captain Count into a meme.

[@ClearTrackSpeed]

Man Capt Torres musta showered with Pantene

[@jamesglovecrazy]

Captain Crisp White Sheets

[@keso_de_bola9174]

searched "CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS." after seeing it on a youtube comment... WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!

[@risingsun9595]

Torres in quarantine, 2020

[@matiastorres2190]

The crew of the Alicorn have been playing nothing but Christmas music

[@risingsun9595]

@@matiastorres2190 at least you have your vtuber waifus to keep you company.

[@invictus-1B9]

DON'T YOU SEE *HaaHahHAAhaahaHHahahAHAhahaahHAHAahahahHAHAHAHHAhahaHAHHAHhaha.* Captin Torres: 5th October 2019.

[@matiastorres2190]

My favorite quote.

[@johnmccarthy4134]

*it’s a requiem for SHEETS*

[@nayev118]

Captain Captain Captain

[@Eliezer3838]

Gonna keep this in my "Notes" playlist.

[@zakhaevshub4735]

Mattias "Jesus" Torres

[@decaffeinatedfox1377]

I wake up to this and I'm not disappointed

[@cjsanders7232]

He walked all over the crisp white sheets that i had just made with his dirty boots

[@matiastorres2190]

All over my C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S

[@umbraeclipse8552]

We need this song on Spotify-

[@youtubeairways8646]

We need this in Hi-Res on Tidal

[@jamesharris4695]

Full speed ahead! Sheets in my bed😂

[@khirulaminur]

*shit

[@matiastorres2190]

@@khirulaminur Not in the bed, use the urinal instead!

[@ReluctantWarrior]

Torres' mixtape.

[@matiastorres2190]

YOU SEE DON'T YOU?

[@Viper-ft3tk]

I've listened to this 9 times today. Send help.

[@BlindAlanAlda]

This gem needs lyrics

[@peepeepoopoo1356]

I heard they’ve got some pretty nice crisp white sheets all the way in *SOLITARY*

[@matiastorres2190]

I'll have to check that

[@matiastorres2190]

@❤️rouge the Fox❤️ It's too late, but they didn't lie

[@austinhord8317]

FULL. SPEED. AHEAD....SHEETS. OF .MY BED! Son i howled at that

[@electrohalo8798]

This is the song I use when I need to recover from sad anime moments

[@SpecterCat_]

Do you have the link to download this? I'm going to set this as my alarm clock so that I woke up fresh -with intention for CRISP.WHITE.SHEET- and ready for work

[@0mikr0n]

Go to the subreddit's discord server and search this term: torres_cws Should come right up!

[@SpecterCat_]

@@0mikr0n awe yeah, thanks a lot -AVE BELKA-

[@dientesysonrisas5411]

You can use yout.com to download it

[@RollBlackRockN]

@@0mikr0n well... couldn't find it😢

[@thecrab2791]

Spare 6 Keystone how do we join discord server?

[@undeadjohnmarston4661]

Congrats for make me become meme. Thought only to Ace Combat but not to worldwide

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

It’s a big sheet!

[@Skybolter]

Ace Combat & Super Mario Bros, EPIC!

[@matiastorres2190]

SALVATION

[@Skybolter]

@@matiastorres2190 YES SALVATION, But Not for you commanding officer Matias Torres, an enemy to be stopped at all costs.

[@AGenericAlias]

Dirty boots? *On my crisp white sheets?* It's more likely than you think.

[@matiastorres2190]

Not the sheets

[@nathanwuchevich3734]

This ship has the means for CRISP WHITE SHEETS

[@matiastorres2190]

Don't you see?

[@jrc_red14]

A UUUUURRRRINNAAAAALLLLLLL!

[@klj444]

The crispest of the crisp white sheets.

[@branislavradojevic7898]

Alicorn is a giant meme

[@ken0990]

*The world shall be horrified by the number of memes we will take. Only then will they let go of their memes... memes that would have taken the memes of ten million!*

[@fatbastard9147]

Well I guess I just found my new ringtone

[@mtf-epislon9555]

Ace Combat 8, you play a member of the Eurisan Navy, a pilot aboard a ship known as the Alicorn, the final mission is you attempting to shoot down a demon of the sky as you watch your beloved submarine slip below the waves for the last time

[@wll1500]

And yet, what *is* a meme?

[@OmegaTaishu]

Can one see the white sheets

[@matiastorres2190]

C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S

[@wll1500]

@@matiastorres2190 CAN'T YOU SEE?

[@matiastorres2190]

Memes are like C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S they are TRUE beauty

[@princesscadance197]

I just washed my bedsheets. They’re white. They’re crisp, white sheets. I hope no mute psychopath with no blood comes by and ruins them. Are all the Torres’s out there proud of me?

[@youtubeairways8646]

Not until you bring salvation to ten million lives.

[@princesscadance197]

@@youtubeairways8646 My power permits me to reset the entirety of the universe as we know it, and by extension, kill everyone in it. Shall I?

[@HD_555]

1:09 Rasputin said it like if he was in the toilet doing a *URINAAAAALLL* 😅😅

[@johnruelmula1464]

If his sheet collection is complete,this song will play lol

[@GroundZERO267]

I love this...I really do

[@YouTubeIsSeriouslyMessedUp]

Torres just looks like DankViperAU with long hair

[@yichenqiao8772]

Alicorn has the memes to salvation ten millions of lifes on the crisp white sheet at Oured

[@waffle_boy]

Torres song is epik lowkey

[@satellight5925]

Bet we could make a song of people just saying "captain" either way I keep returning to these as a sanity check which is weird because there is nothing sane about this

[@matiastorres2190]

Everybody needs C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S to stay sane

[@satellight5925]

@@matiastorres2190 and war crimes

[@Nimmmers]

CRISP WHITE SHEEEEEEEEETS

[@Herman-dy6cl]

Thank you, I am happy now.

[@galm2pixy666]

/summon ace combat fan

[@strikefirst8464]

It's Jebus

[@MOTIVATED_SPARDA]

Yes just yes

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

I use this to recover from post nut syndrome.

[@thestoryreader333]

It's a requiem for the sheets. Oof

[@matiastorres2190]

C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S

[@101_skeleton6]

I feel this blowing up in the KZbin algorithm.

[@afroamasiaca]

:11 when you’re behind a chick guiding her to your room before your sink your hrimfaxi in her sea

[@thunderblad365]

This comment ain’t getting the love it deserves 😂😂😂

[@mirrorslash028]

MATIAS REEVES MATIAS REEVES

[@Galm1Cipher0]

This goes so hard I can feel the salvation coming inside of me!

[@TrizzlyYT]

Wow, bucky has an OP submarine now?

[@TheDarkWarrior137]

this video was sponsored by SHEETZ

[@acertypewriterguy]

play it on 0.5 speed im not sorry

[@jayburn00]

It sounds even more constipated as well as about to hurl lol.

[@matiastorres2190]

Ccccccccrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiissssssssssppppp wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiitttttttteeee sssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeettttttttsssss

[@brandonmercer499]

Hello, anyone still watching?

[@redsparrowssecondchannel5750]

Crisp sheets

[@sunnyclean9743]

Trigger how dare you mess up the beautiful crisp sheets

[@frostburn3736]

Don't you see? DON'T YOU SEE?! Of course you don't, do you? ;)

[@matiastorres2190]

Don't you?

[@frostburn3736]

And do you?

[@matiastorres2190]

I see the means for C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S

[@frostburn3736]

What do you know of beauty?! I see means for Salvation here, so watch your words or I'll walk over them with my DIRTY 🥾🥾.

[@nahmad7080]

this is better than any song in ac7