30 Minutes of Funny WWE Stories

[@valon.pllana]

Time stamps below and links to full interviews is in the description: 0:00 - Mark Henry Sent To Canada 0:35 - Enzo Amore's Fart 1:07 - Kevin Owen's Mug 1:55 - John Morrison's Tan 2:23 - Never Sleep Around Wrestlers 3:29 - Kurt Angle's Fines 4:49 - CM Punk The Locker Room Leader 6:00 - Randy Orton vs. The Urinal 6:56 - CVV's Bad Luck 8:23 - The Worst Match Ever 11:48 - Why The 'WHAT' Chant Sucks 13:08 - Why Undertaker Hates Cucumbers 14:43 - Paul Bearer Pranks Undertaker 17:00 - Undertaker's Revenge 19:07 - Cody's First Royal Rumble 20:43 - Bryan vs. Gen Z 21:25 - Kurt's Fight With Eddie 23:07 - Samoa Joe's Medieval Weapons 24:10 - Bryan Hates Reality TV 25:39 - Vince McMahon's Crazy 27:58 - Zelina Vega's Happy Ending

[@DerekDolcy]

😊😅yea true 👍

[@pitbullsensei179]

The nzo fart story still makes me laugh to this day😂😂😂

[@shawnmichaels568]

Undertaker trying to hold his laughter was everything. Lol.

[@relhek]

He's laughing because he was totally in on it or knew immediately it was Paul haha

[@farnciscababesida3660]

​@@relhek hi

[@farnciscababesida3660]

Hi

[@christine_vanderburgh]

I lost it when taker started laughing😂😂😂😂😂

[@raidmar321]

OMG, The Undertaker making Paul Bearer piss himself over a cucumber is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[@MGWPS462]

And Taker doin the Paul Bearer voice 😂😂

[@farnciscababesida3660]

Hi

[@martinconnors5195]

​@@MGWPS462 that Bearer voice is so accurate

[@rmlfilms123]

I feel the same about cucumbers, and sprouts - and asparagus!

[@RKM-FLASH]

Undertaker laughing has to be one be one of the scariest things known to man, considering the fact he was able to resist the spineroonie

[@rattlehead999]

Goldust made him laugh when he did the spineroonie.

[@RKM-FLASH]

@@rattlehead999 Undertaker didn't do a spineroonie

[@rattlehead999]

@@RKM-FLASH Goldust did and it made the Undertaker laugh.

[@BigBoss-lp9yi]

​@@RKM-FLASH He's laughed plenty, especially evil like and in character. It's breaking character when laughing that is crazy to see 😆

[@jmelz155]

⁠@@RKM-FLASHHe did a Takerroonie

[@kingfwogger]

The Mark Henry nonchalant moment, might be the greatest moments on Taker's podcast. Yeah the podcast hasn't been around for that long, but it's the greatest moment so far.

[@valon.pllana]

😂😂 my favorite moment ever. It’s so good, id recommend watching the entire intervirw

[@farnciscababesida3660]

Hi

[@pjleon8391]

They way Mark said it was like a kid, particularly reminded me of the boondocks episode "smokin' wit ciggawets" 😂😂😂

[@teufel8647]

Have you heard the Mideon episode? I love Mark Henry's but Mid goes off the rails.

[@JakeMiller-m3l]

Owens story was more relatable than id like it to be lol

[@valon.pllana]

😂

[@deionsheppard8384]

Man as soon as I heard him say I was 17 man I lost it😂

[@MercilessMe]

Imagining Vince reaction to Ted is still one of the funniest things ever. Dude was just so flabbergasted he just had sat back down.

[@spacegyoza]

Jimmy dying at "I was 17" is still one of my favorite shoot interview show moments.

[@just_damari8038]

Taker's story about cucumbers and Paul had me crying 😂😂😂 Doing Paul's voice!! 😂😂😂

[@Mysteryz-li2pw]

I’m so happy he put the story of Cody telling the worst wrestling match ever

[@valon.pllana]

Yeah it’s a classic

[@83reggieT]

Ted Dibiase jr did absolutely suck funny Ted Sr always talks about the warrior looking good but being a terrible wrestler. Yet this description fit his son to a a T.

[@juliusfrauenglass2411]

Cody Rhodes holds a distinction that no other wrestler i have ever heard of has. He won the Tag Title from himself.

[@matty8639]

My first time hearing it, that was pretty funny

[@MistarZtv]

mark explaining he get reprimanded for threatning to kill the click like he a child who was scolded for taking a cookie is still the highlight of the year for me.

[@arbolmaldonado877]

John Morrison imitating Mr. McMahon is very funny 😂😂

[@valon.pllana]

Undertaker might be the funniest wrestler ever🤣

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

Agreed

[@makaveli087]

Right?! Man, who'd have thought. lol

[@unnamed715]

His Paul Bearer impression is spot on too 😂

[@derrickdial7654]

The one about Randy pulling the urinal out of the wall had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@christine_vanderburgh]

If I ever met him, I'm so asking about that lol

[@derrickdial7654]

@christine_vanderburgh I would too. I was laughing about that for 10 minutes 😂 and no doubt he would laugh about it too

[@Pack52022]

In samoa joes defense john moxley seems like the kind of guy to use some of those weapons in a match and say "slice me in half, people would love it."

[@theonlybuster]

Nothing is worse than a ref trying to F on you.

[@valon.pllana]

😂😂

[@JohnWilliams-wl9px]

If you watch the match he does kick out right before 3. So yeah the ref did just to F him.

[@christine_vanderburgh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@smoothpoon86]

The Jon Morrison tan story is exactly how I always imagined Vince

[@CODYCRYBABIES-ym6lj]

Undertaker and Cody are great storytellers😂

[@valon.pllana]

Yeah we need Cody on Six Feet Under rn

[@missfleming5465]

I couldn't stop laughing at Undertaker impersonating Paul Bearer I had to watch at least 4 times.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Skaktv]

From a little kid into my late twenties, I was a huge wrestling fan. Well I don't watch wrestling anymore, but I love hearing these old stories

[@JasGill07]

I laughed so hard at KO saying he was 17, I had to pause and put my phone down 😂😂😂

[@toddoxendine]

Undertake imitating Paul Bearer is hilarious!!

[@hidokiribatosai1038]

Undertaker gagging while telling the story of paul bearer pranking him with a cucumber was great. I remember watching wrestling growing up and thinking it was unscripted, undertaker used to scare the shit out of me back then lol. It's great to see that Mark Callaway aka Undertaker is enjoying life and is happy. I could listen to him tell stories all day, much respect to him and all the other athletes in sports entertainment.

[@mckenziemorris4768]

Watching Mark Calloway try to stifle a laugh at Mark Henry's threat to Shawn Michaels had me dying.

[@billblaski9523]

Lmao that beginning clip with Mark Henry was the best 😂

[@flamethrowerflufsalisbury]

The funniest thing I saw happened at a house show in 2003. After his match, Eddy Guerrero was standing on a balcony watching the matches. There was a little girl under the balcony & she couldn't see Eddy. He kept dropping ice cubes next to her & she could not figure out where they came from. We started laughing & Eddy looked at us, put his finger to his mouth & did the "Shhh" thing.

[@cristian_2005_RD]

Bryan sounds like the common mom worried about his kids😂😂😂

[@luqman6976]

That thumbnail 💀

[@markstriker925]

Veer is coming.

[@CedanyTheAlaskan]

I think Chris Van Vliet's dad had the right idea lmao I wouldn't want my kids watching live sacrifices either! lol

[@valon.pllana]

Maybe the PG era isnt so bad

[@bryanthegoalie5692]

0:09 So weird to see him crack up.

[@sushantnaidu3517]

i don't know if i would ever be able to get army crawling vince image out of my mind

[@sammylane21]

Codey being the clean cut, sharp dressed man he is, saying he can't have Randy be a family man is funny. Like a Priest telling a pervy joke. How you look and dress does make a joke or funny story even funnier.

[@jaykon3451]

I’m sorry I just can’t hate Vince like that’s you boss?? Poking holes in the talents air mattress then telling them we’re gonna get to the bottom of it 😂😂 best boss ever

[@beeg4788]

That Cody Rhodes story with Ted is hilarious

[@TheSUPERWIND2023]

This is why I love wrestling, so many stories!

[@valon.pllana]

So many i might have to make 1 more!

[@abelgamez4480]

Cody is too funny. Great story telling with reaction. Young at heart. 💪💯

[@TexasTribleChief]

Bro that thumbnail 💀💀💀

[@Murt-Man]

The John Morrison story on Vince always cracks me up man.

[@christine_vanderburgh]

I love that booker t story😂😂😂 Cody telling that ted jr story with vince's reaction is EVERYTHING I'VE EVER NEEDED! hahahaha

[@javanduncan8075]

Some of these guys everyday characters is even better than their in ring characters 😂😂😂

[@tsvawsome111]

The last clip with Kurt you could tell how upset the host was at all the cursing. He winced every time 😂

[@Muzza2023]

Loved how Taker done the Paul Bearer voice just like all wrestlers do the Vince Mcmahon voice. . Class

[@14Renzan]

Kurt Angle is great. Thanks for all the fun and good moments you gave for us! Such a living icon!

[@SoulKraft56]

We need a whole 2 hour of just this

[@ScaryLahhMan32]

Undertakers impression of paul barrer is spot on and funny as fuck 😄😄 couldnt imagine all the shit they did together way back in those days, stories our grandfathers will never hear

[@angusyoung119]

Cody Rhodes could just be a guy who tells WWE stories on a podcast. The way he knew how to deliver that entire “Worst Match in My Career” was like a professional comedian. Good little jokes before the big finale. That was a great segment

[@garrettchapman8170]

Taker giving cody directions and taking a bump.😂😂❤❤ that's a dam good company man.

[@Psydank]

Pro tip: Don't prank Undertaker

[@josh8740]

I now wanna see R-Truth dress up as a Cucumber for Halloween and tries to scare The Undertaker

[@TheDrak1998]

I just love how is Cody still excited when He talk about Undertaker during Royal Rumble🤣❤

[@duvytv456]

Imagine breaking into a house not knowing its Samoa Joe’s and he’s armed with medieval weaponry to defend his home, absolutely insane 😂😂😂😂

[@cousinjimmy2638]

I could listen to Taker tell stories forever.

[@caleballen8622]

Vince got called out for army crawling twice.... 😂😂😂😂

[@noelatcheson4174]

That Undertaker's Revenge part is tremendous. His impression of Paul Bearer is soo good.

[@Faceless_420]

Thank you for this! These stories are my absolute favorite

[@ShadyBwady]

I can’t believe I never heard Cody’s worst match. That was so fucking funny

[@awakenspirit3277]

Thank you for showing this video. All these people gave me good, happy childhood memories

[@ReneAlicea-b9q]

Undertaker doing paul bearer imperessions is the best 😂😂😂

[@ammodawg626]

Love Taker doing the Paul Bearer voice. 😂😂

[@112starwarsfan]

I have been watching and replaying this video for quite a few times now. they are so hilarious! 😭😂

[@PicklezTV]

That tan line is classic lmaoooooo

[@claytonclifford2323]

The story Jericho and Cody tell about CM Punk claiming, “as the locker room leader, I’m telling everyone to pick up your trash” and Booker T just immediately throwing his trash on the ground is prime! Hahaha Book has always been my guy

[@fbomb7184]

11:25 This Cody Rhodes story was one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time 😂

[@shawnmichaels568]

Enzo's firing is probably of the non-sensical firing in a while.

[@markstriker925]

Didn't know you can get fined for farting. 😂

[@Phenomenal_KazBot]

And you can't beat that

[@AlexG-g8d]

He was disrespectful to another wrestlers he got kicked out of the bus for a reason not for farting For being disrespect to another wrestlers

[@rolandogarciajr.8703]

Bada Boom loudest fart in the room

[@JayMassivo]

You don’t think there’s a massive show of disrespect that happened there? Especially as someone barely making it up in the business People need to learn to have more respect for the opportunities they’re given and not to think they are above having to respect others regardless of how entertaining they might be All of those wrestlers were on equal footing in that class and Dusty was the teacher, if I was a teacher and someone disrespected me by intentionally farting while another student is “presenting” I.e promo class, I may not have fired him, his ass would’ve been out of class for a hot minute though. And I would’ve cussed his ass out and told him grow up and have some respect, I don’t care what business you’re in, it’s a respect issue. People need to learn to have alot more of it. It’s like saying the step brothers should’ve been hired at the sports store for farting cause it was funny. Nah

[@BladeBrown-PutTheChickOnThePho]

Undertaker laughing because he KNEW about that sh!t 🤣.

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

I’m glad the Paul Bearer stories are starting to come out but I wish his cousin was on a podcast to tell them. Look up Marvelous Marcel Pringle. He’s a local legend here and I got to be close with him and PB. Together they were the funniest people I’ve ever been around in my life. PB (we called him Moody) did some “pranks” to people that were down right sick. He had zero chill as the kids say.

[@ryanwheeler3725]

That story with randy ripping the urinal out had me in stitches

[@dgwear69]

Undertakers impressions are so good!

[@RataStuey]

17:00 that is hysterical. The undertaker prancing Paul Bearer is brilliant

[@iaketano6024]

The cody story was actually one of the funniest shits i'ver ever heard. He need to to tell more stories in that kind of talking

[@Undefined9]

Kurt actually said multiple times that he didn't mind the "What?" chants and found it funny because they brought humor to his character getting so irritated by it. Also, Mark's hatred and aversion to cucumbers confirms that he was a cat in a previous life.

[@brianblackwell7934]

"I got in trouble so they sent me to Canada." Lol 😆

[@WesleyWilkins-qf2ky]

Mark said the entire kliq. That means he was coming for Scott and Kevin too lol

[@xYusukeUrameshix]

undertakers impression of Paul Bearer is amazing

[@hasantepetzi7241]

When undertaker did the paul bearer impression i pissed myself damn you to hell😂😂😂

[@dyoung642]

Taker impersonating Show is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@reallysmallguy3871]

This is a video I needed

[@chrisbee9643]

07:05 My dad was a huge Undertaker fan, after he discovered WWF after the east part of Germany got free from the communists... Until he found out, it was scripted... He was so mad once he dicorvered. I think he was mad at himself for believing. But he wanted me to see the Undertaker. And Undertaker was my favorite. Until his brother showed up. That night he debuted to destory the Undertaker was the moment, I almost shitted my pants... Fast forward almost 30 years: I love you both! Glenn and Mark are the reason, I became a wrestling fan. And you both are on my personal all time great list, Mark even sitting number 1! THANK YOU BOTH!!!

[@d.c.5842]

I had to stop the video at 12 minutes because that Cody Roads story about “the worst match ever” with Ted D. Jr. and Vince McMahon was fucking hilarious 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 When Vince McMahon kept attacking Kurt Angle on the plane (multiple times) was hilarious as well! I watch a lot of these type of videos and this is probably the first video that made me laugh my ass off 🙌🏾✔️👏🏾

[@Nostradanus86]

Undertaker doing auditons for cartoon roles

[@kevbotchill]

“It was the loudest fart I’ve ever ripped”

[@ben6993]

Undertaker trying not to laugh so much then just losing it completely, because he knew what happened 😂

[@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent]

Ted saving Cody's ass just by being Ted 😅 And Daniel Bryan really is his character. Great at what he does, but the social frequency is bonked 😄 i love it

[@nigelnyoni8265]

"we're gonna get to the bottom of this. You dont mess with a man's mattress" 😂😂😂😂

[@Blundercat]

I’ve never heard that cucumber story before 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LucasKingPiano]

Randy Orton is a menace

[@hughmungus1501]

I think Undertaker laughing is actually wholesome af

[@johnchesteryu4873]

It's good to see The Undertaker Laugh. 😄😄😄

[@Muzza2023]

Takers reaction is priceless 😂😂😂 How funny is it watching him stifle his laugh knowing fine well that Mark Henry would've killed the Kliq there and then 😂😂😂😂

[@SteveAndFantaTime]

all of this made me smile!! I love professional wrestling

[@StizzyStizzz]

i been waiting for a vid like this blessings

[@valon.pllana]

Hope you liked it

[@mgmxetg]

Cody’s story is funny asf

[@freddiediaz1215]

Cody was like a kid living his dream in that Rumble with Taker

[@shadymunkee1983]

Taker with the OG cucumber YEET on a fan lol

[@acereyeschronicles]

Taker does a great Paul Bearer 😂😅

[@Sige_Himself]

Taker DEF scared of cucumbers 😂

[@ChrisPBacon-wq4pu]

Haha undertaker's impression of Paul bearer!

[@TheLuis1108]

Lmfao the more I hear and see taker laughing at that story the more I’m convinced he had something to do with it 😂

[@quizzical2023]

Id have never guessed back then, but it actually seems like you could have the funniest dinner party with Taker, Kane and Bearer. 😂

[@misternobodysixtynine]

All jokes and funny stuff always comes to an end, for someone...