5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

A mix of masterpieces of animation and technical issues. Andromeda already got a 24% price cut less than a week after release.
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[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

The gun pointing backwards is game's code getting sentient, and making an attempt at suicide.

[@mhaddy9123]

Quicksilver_Cookie 🤣🤣🤣

[@sandrobot809]

similar to 9:21 when the NPC becomes self aware

[@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946]

*Ah, crap*

[@scooble_]

Can’t blame it?

[@SubjectE57]

Fantastic comment

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with... everything." How ironic.

[@Studio-IV]

It's just the game begging for mercy.

[@aleksd286]

I had a hard time hitting the like button while laughing

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

Hers and everyone else's.

[@CrossFire10100]

Somehow I think the developers just didn't care they gave up maybe they didn't agreed to what the guys in the office wanted or something must have gone wrong.

[@SunnyTacos]

Other than the animation....well the lack of..what's with that line itself? never heard anyone say that in my life, the writting in this game is on par with the technical issues, I have a feeling this game was originally written in a foreign language and then translated to English using Google translator.

[@ultimateempress1739]

8:09 sarah looks like she’s trying not to crack up at her dying mother.

[@Beecanoe]

And scott looks like he notices and is giving her the stink-eye

[@JackatPurchase]

😂

[@TracerX]

XXXDDD

[@xZippy]

Mother: "I'm dying." Sarah: O~O

[@elji-w3k]

To me it’s more like Sarah’s doing a smug face when her mother compliments her while not caring that’s she’s saying that on her deathbed. It’s like she’s going “Yeah, I know I’m pretty great, you don’t have to tell me”.

[@mango_unchained]

8:05 inexplicably makes me laugh so hard. the mom's dead eyes and dead voice, how Sara looks like she's trying not to laugh, Scott vacantly staring at his mother, completely unimpressed lmao

[@mr.shin.5138]

Hilarious 😂

[@CatcherofPearls]

lol

[@EvilPumpkin]

It looks like they poisoned their ritch mom (she doesn't know that) to get the inheritance and are trying to appear sad on her death bed, but are failing miserably.

[@sansdormno2428]

"bruh when will she stop and die already? Like just shut up already" (him probably)

[@aa-pj4vz]

They really didn't gaf about the it mom dying lolllllll

[@97cheeselover]

Honestly it looks like the entire game was animated using Garry's Mod ragdoll tools.

[@PressRao]

97cheeselover This shit was done in Microsoft paint.

[@selingermann5599]

Ahahaha! So true! XD

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

97cheeselover BULLSHIT. Comparing this to Gmod is an INSULT to Gmod!

[@tinyknott]

Depends. You do actually have to be skilled to make Gmod this uncanny. I'd rather say it's praising Gmod for its incredible powers that can produce uncannyness at this level. You just can't do this by chance.

[@voodoo2006]

97cheeselover Nah this is made by Microsoft Power Point

[@grit1]

Why does every single line of dialogue feel like it was written ironically? They don't talk like people having a conversation, they talk like they're aware they're in bad fiction.

[@Havaria1]

So true!

[@plumperinoblunterino564]

Havaria1 maybe that's why the characters in the game don't take anything seriously and they are laughing all the time . problem solved , the face expressions are not glitches they are intended to be like that :O

[@silver23768]

Even Oblivion has better facial expressions

[@NightlifeSux]

because the writers love marvel movies

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

So that is what Peter Molyneux has been working on...

[@Violent2aShadow]

9:21 "Kill. Me. Now." Apparently, the game has achieved self-awareness.

[@vegaobscurax23]

Violent2aShadow Rolfmao

[@John_shepard]

Violent2aShadow 🤣

[@ronaldsit]

Thats the "Next gen" part

[@garrettscott827]

I was waiting to see a comment like this😂😂😂

[@RandomBeardGuy]

The AI is screaming in agony

[@emackenzie]

Using Frostbite was the worst thing they could have done with Andromeda and Inquisition. It makes it nearly impossible for even the modding community to try and salvage their mistakes.

[@notyourbusiness8475]

It runs pretty well though.

[@emackenzie]

@@notyourbusiness8475 without mods it runs pretty damn good, but if you get greedy it's too slow to even survive loll. I think I installed a texture and a bug fix mod for Andromeda and I couldn't snipe anymore

[@mep15067]

Honestly I feel like the death knell for this project was their focus on procedurally generated open worlds. Every time I've seen that be a focus in development in games this size its been a disaster. The fact that they had to swap script writers and basically come up with a story only halfway through was where it became clear that this was gonna suck

[@OldieWan]

@@mep15067 That and putting to much focus on pandering to social justice ideology instead of just writing a solid story line. It was a cringe inducing story line that wanted to virtue signal instead of just doing what a video game is suppose to do, like entertain and give you an escape from the world. Not draw you back into real world politics and pandering.

[@mep15067]

@Oldie Wan I think that's mainly a you problem. You can criticize the writing for lacking the intruige and bite the older games had by having morally complex characters and realistic feeling and even dark world building despite the sci-fi setting. But the fact that you're saying social justice ideology and virtue signaling instead of any deeper critiques about the mechanics of the writing that ended in it feeling flat or underwhelming inspires zero faith in me that you actually looked at the story and tried to engage with it beyond recoiling like you got stung by a bee the moment you saw something that wasn't the fps space military game you got attached too in the first place.

[@ToddHoward.]

These guys made Skyrim look 100% polished and bug free.

[@Balnazzardi]

Todd, its still better than Fallout 76.....

[@seangruner1023]

Mmmmmmm McDonald

[@seankim382]

@@Balnazzardi No.

[@Bullevue]

That really pisses me off

[@chancedavis6216]

@@Balnazzardi I disagree

[@changeformer6843]

"My face is tired..." best line in Andromeda.

[@callmefox630]

"Yes, I can fucking see that, it it VERY tired, it seems, Yes."

[@Shak2k11]

who even fucking says that anyway? "my face is tired" like WTF, but yes it's fits this game perfectly

[@megamegaO]

"kill...me" is a close second

[@yeetsheet9537]

Best line no doubt but that flamboyant alien was definitely the funniest for me.

[@Oldschool1943]

"back up literally"

[@pyrelight9794]

"There's more to life than this" *snaps own neck*

[@pyrelight9794]

16:04

[@jimbo_0774]

lol

[@BioHazard4234]

"I'm Only Human After All"

[@arcticridge]

tell that to Zod

[@1mSeraph]

this one got me good

[@OrifielM]

Legion, who didn't even have a face, had 100x better facial expressions than anyone in Andromeda.

[@kwc0435]

"Sir, they have flashlight heads"

[@limonbattery]

I love how you could see he was confused when Shepard asked why he bothered to wear part of the N7 armor. Robot being more human than it gave itself credit for.

[@polishrocker93]

Your comment would be better written as “Legion was 100x more expressive than anyone in Andromeda” Since Legion doesn’t have a face, saying he has facial expressions is redundant.

[@richardsavings6690]

And now you've got what happens when Legion's son spends too much time on the internet during bible study. A.K.A, V1 from Ultrakill. When robots with glowing circles for heads have more personality than living breathing characters, that should be considered an issue.

[@reavercity568]

@@polishrocker93 oh but he did

[@Commie-tube]

“Simulating the ocean is hard, simulating a face is harder” yeah we noticed

[@hyperbot7901]

Thats an excuse they use when a lot of people said the facial animation was stiff.

[@kamieaston3016]

Bruh, to a novice yeah they're hard. But to Bioware? There are games older than almost 2 decades that have better facial animations than this shit. Story was shit, rushed, and gay as fuck. Concept was the only thing that was good, and the thing about concept is that is a concept...

[@oldneonstudio]

Like 700: Yea.

[@dylanbell268]

Cryer24597 Yeap, and rdr2 still uses its face cap system

[@oldneonstudio]

@@dylanbell268 En efecto.

[@Marq5104]

13:48 "Your enthusiasm is infectious" I think a little more sarcasm would've worked there

[@AgreeableSmile]

MQ amen

[@damarkomoore5236]

"I'm only human after all, don't put the blame on me" -bioware

[@musacan00747]

That Nba Fan ea's bioware

[@DzinkyDzink]

Can't listen to this song without sadness now... They ruined it for me!

[@DroBONILLA1]

Sums up the SJWs in bioware

[@mclaarson]

My face is tired of your kind.

[@Imperium83]

The Reapers warned us about this shit.

[@flairhayden]

9:53 gets me everytime. It looks so deliberate One of the biggest issues with the faces is that it seems like the faces keep defaulting to some general expression that completely ruins whatever it is they were trying to do with the qctive expressions

[@rebellyanmagic6409]

I've played previous Bioware games (Dragon Age series, KOTOR and SWTOR) and it's so prevalent in newer games that it's a meme. Once a character finishes talking or emoting their face defaults into 0-0 once their dialogue is done, it's so weird.

[@ConfusedGeriatric]

The NPC became self aware and yeeted themself out of existence rather than living in a shit game.

[@rykehuss3435]

@@rebellyanmagic6409 RDR2 really has no equal in facial animation

[@cagneybillingsley2165]

what's the iq of anyone who bought this game after seeing all the bugs and bad reviews?

[@Alitheone6618]

Up Up, and away!😂🦸🏾

[@Penitbuder]

Ironically the alien faces look more natural than the humans. How the fuck.

[@LSSTmusic]

it's easier to tell when human faces look unnatural because we know what they're supposed to look like

[@nathanaelrose4485]

Anonymous Thank you for the proper use of irony.

[@spacejunk2186]

The textures for the male Turians are shit.

[@wizzzer1337]

the alien faces were hand crafted, the human faces used a software to automate the facian animations.

[@gennoble6363]

>buys the game >plays the game for 4 hours >finds 120 bugs and glitches in that time >refunds

[@sanghoonlee5171]

Fun fact: in my country Korea, when something goes completely off the rail and insane, we say "It's gone to Andromeda." We've had this saying for a couple of decades.

[@KitsuneFyora]

This game makes so much sense now.

[@mark0183]

Boi :o

[@GabrielCarvalho-fd1iw]

Jesus is the only Savior.

[@royalblanket]

@@GabrielCarvalho-fd1iw What?

[@podskalda]

lol, nice saying

[@cursedhazards3330]

'My Face Is Tired'

[@benington1]

Yep. I can tell. Maybe her Brain(if she even has one) is tired too?

[@weebsharpie6975]

Benington does an animated model need a brain?

[@jamesmedina3297]

from fucking laughing

[@NotoriusBenjamin]

kompaye k

[@NotoriusBenjamin]

James Medina ,

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

Coming back 5 years later, i still can't stop laughing. At 40 million $ this is one heck of a expensive comedy but the memes this game generated are still comedy gold.

[@lifecamerakaran]

Cost to make Mass Effect: Andromeda? 40 million. Comedic value? Priceless.

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

@@lifecamerakaran Pretty much 😂

[@darkgather2808]

it wwas worth every penny

[@rensis1621]

I tried to play this abomination recently, and I assure you, anything comedy-worthy element of this trainwreck is in this 20 min video. The rest of it as bland as eating unflawoured porridge.

[@RazorsharpLT]

Come back to this, and this game was better than Starfield with 10x less the budget now.

[@gabenewell3955]

Mom passing away Protagonist: -_-

[@king.savagekingdom9929]

I want half life 3 bitch

[@juanisaias8308]

@@king.savagekingdom9929 At this pace we will get Half Life 4 before 3 smh

[@teal_m_101]

**children dying** Protagonist: -_-

[@Bloodletter8]

Thorazine for everyone!

[@alexlun4464]

Undertale Style

[@The.dudeinator]

I just realized it’s just the fact that they didn’t animate the eyebrows at all, they stay stationary the whole time no matter what expression I meant that it was the main issue with the animation, in most scenes the eyebrows don’t move at all, which if you didn’t know is where humans see emotion on faces the most Of course there are other things wrong with it

[@ElleDeas]

I don’t think it’s just the eyebrows. Emotions come through ALL over the face, pursing your lips, narrowing your eyes, clenching your jaw etc. it’s just blank here

[@ChocorocK]

@@ElleDeas They over exaggerate every movement on the face while being are twitchy and stiff.

[@luobomu9747]

The girl at 2:31 says "eyelash" but like you're saying, I think she means "eyebrow" (I mean, what would an "eyelash animation" even look like - the eyelashes simply move with the eyelids. Maybe she doesn't know the difference? Misspoke? Oh well.). It seems like there's actually some animation of the eyebrows, but they are put too high on the characters' faces and from there they can only go up and never down, meaning they only have two facial expressions: shocked and very shocked.

[@LeadAHorseToVodka]

@@luobomu9747 no she meant eyelashes. She even gestured eyelashes. And she's also correct in what she says

[@jkl20kb]

Bioware was forced to use new unfamiliar frostbite 3 engine build for other types of games, here is a result.

[@prot07ype87]

0:00 "At the heart of Mass Effect: Andromeda... is a question; how far will we go?" *Not far.*

[@user-texgen]

Prot07ype Wrong. They went too far.

[@oz_jones]

Or not far enough, depending how you want to look at it :p

[@Onemanfunnyfarm]

Worse than not far, they went the complete opposite direction. A good thing though, since it means they didn't shit on everything involved in the trilogy itself. Just the brand name and the usage of their species.

[@theimperiumofman102]

They'll go far, they just won't test and check where they're going and have been.

[@cityguard4847]

Onemanfunnyfarm doesn’t that count as going somewhere?

[@thelastcrow5660]

Fun fact: These aren't bugs, the laws of physics are just different in Andromeda.

[@JensenP12]

But Gil clearly said "it may be new tech but physics still applies" Shows what he knows right

[@deaansugee]

"There's more to life than this" kills self by rotating head 360°

[@AmbarsariGamer]

XD

[@Lucian_Andries]

No, she accidentally killed herself. It was an accident... In an ironic way.

[@TheMMCchannel]

lol

[@jameswatsonatheistgamer]

Mass effect andromeda. Exorcist edition.

[@BearPig]

“Alec is dead?” -smiles and nods

[@zhongliimpact6220]

Bioware : "Emotions"

[@InsanityFDWR]

Did i stutter?

[@EvanG529]

That look she gives says, "What did I JUST say?"

[@hey9433]

"My dad is dead" "Your dad is dead?" What kind of conversations are these

[@Krcun774]

:)

[@CELLYgg]

@@Krcun774 :(

[@therealMrA]

"Yes my dad is dead I said"

[@hey9433]

@V Z Imagine someone doing that to you in real life

[@ciaranmcgrath3273]

The kind people who don't have normal conversations write.

[@Mike23443]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of why an older but mastered engine is almost always better than a new one but without any idea how to use it.

[@rixille]

I imagine a lot of the original Bioware team was gone by the time this trash came out.

[@ChickenJoe-tq6xd]

@@rixilleyep replaced by a diversity hire team, the old team was “too white” for esg ratings

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

GoldSrc Source Need I say more??

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

@@arrontheprotogen9276 The facial animations in Valve's Source games are so stupidly good. Heck, the facial expressions in the Wind Waker are stupidly good and those are just textures.

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

@@Skeletons_Riding_Ostrichestrue dat

[@Kendow20]

Kallo - "Kill. Me. Now." Pretty much sums up this game.

[@redzone1438]

which minute?

[@SecksyMan]

have you played the game very much if at all?

[@LyConstantine]

-Are things back to normal? -Not even close

[@Kendow20]

Yea, played right through it. Fun Mass Effect as usual (Story/Combat/Character Building) but everything in this video pretty much nails everything that's wrong with it. Felt incomplete and a let down for the amount of time we've waited since the last game.

[@Fourtytwo4242]

KendowGaming holly shit mass effect created true AI

[@joelhaggis5054]

"There's more to life than this." *Twists neck* *Walks off*

[@cryptonaut1435]

Somebody gazed into the eyes of Cthulhu for too long....

[@internetjuror4438]

**Self-aware NPCs**

[@petrusion2827]

She's trying to end her miserable existence as a shitty NPC with bad writing.

[@PixXx31]

She learned that from shepard :D i.imgur.com/VqEj1Pl.gif

[@RGR29]

😂😂😂 I'm recording this game but so far I don't have any of those glitches

[@InvaderG]

“how far will we go?” apparently, not very.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

You're misunderstanding. They never meant forward.

[@coolguy02536]

they stopped patching after 4 months lol

[@ThatSilentGuy]

How far will you go before you let your character kill all the companions, commit suiside, and throw the game DVD and Game Console out of the window?

[@htf5555]

They may have gone too far in places

[@truedrew11thed5]

H C nice spelling

[@powersd453deven]

That scene where the monsters fight and the dudes are just laughing is the best.

[@thewhompingwampa2671]

That's one way to describe Krogans...

[@powersd453deven]

@@thewhompingwampa2671 Llo what’s a krogan?

[@thewhompingwampa2671]

@@powersd453deven The lizard guys punching each other.

[@powersd453deven]

@@thewhompingwampa2671 I got you

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

11:41 _timestamp_

[@wesofx8148]

"Finished the place-holder animations last night." "Great, we'll release the game tomorrow" "But we haven't even bug test-" "Here's $100,000 for all your hard work."

[@DHTGK]

depending on how long the person was working, its not worth it unless they are actually bribing them

[@xlxlffdd6630]

I would joke and say the game was probably made in China like everything else, but Chinese actually make better games than this.

[@DHTGK]

any game makes facial animations than this even minecraft has better facial animations

[@omium4917]

xlxl ffdd ever seen honaki impact 3?its a chinese phone game, still better facial animation.

[@RenegadeVile]

LOL you think the devs were getting properly paid for their hard work under ridiculous conditions. You funny guy. If they managed to make rent than I'll be surprised...

[@theunknown1685]

IT'S NOT A MOVIE WHY DO THEY TRHOW FAKE PUNCHES

[@Lazyanimator23]

himinn mocap

[@theunknown1685]

Yeah, it's even funnier if you think about it

[@noisyheretic215]

And why does one of the krogans sound like a lispy gay person? Who knows.

[@ThiccSumoWarDog]

Noisy Heretic Dingus It's actually a female one, but still jarring. They should've gotten a woman with a nice contralto for that one.

[@TheGsGClan]

but you could place the ingame characters closer together so they actually hit each other

[@keganscurlock3549]

I cannot be made to believe that the animation at 12:31 wasnt intentionally designed to fit that meme.

[@Domek971]

my speculation is that it was some kind of placeholder animation to maybe test the skeleton or something and they forgot to remove it

[@frybread002_3]

That made my day!

[@Burialofagod]

Cannot be made? Idiot

[@aidenchoe4971]

@@Burialofagod apparently a grammar mistake makes someone an idiot.

[@khairulmufid497]

@@Burialofagod Oh No I Am Idiot For A Grammar Mistakes

[@hypno-scream5652]

11:41 I love that little run so much

[@EsteemedReptile]

I can just hear it with Zach Hadels distressed little wheeze.

[@TheGreatThicc]

The completely blank expression is the icing on the cake. It's like if my pet gecko had learned to run on her hind legs.

[@Dispear12121]

12:33 Why did that fit so well omg thats my fav part of the video lmao

[@user-cg7tj7cu4m]

I couldnt believe it I died at that point

[@miss_B_]

IT'S ACTUALLY EVEN CUTE

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

You'd think that animation was directly modeled to that audio clip.

[@ignifero]

@@CastafioreOnKZbin or rotoscopied from it

[@specticulrtainment1809]

@@ignifero well i don't think rotoscoping is a thing with 3d animation.

[@noahtheeditor8650]

$40mil that could've gone to cancer...oh wait

[@Haloslayer46]

clever

[@popcornfilms1]

+Palaash Atri don't ruin it bro

[@wispy9859]

wow

[@OfficialFatherBeat]

LMFAO

[@themaverick7514]

I don't get it

[@Deltarii]

13:26 “Are things back to normal?” “Not even close” Even the NPCs are aware.

[@un-capital3666]

9:20

[@ترياق-ع7و]

I'm dead

[@romannk]

SHIT BLOGGER

[@charliestewart3082]

Just wanted to say, the side missions where you had to search random outposts, kill everyone, someone would drop a datapad (MAYBE), you then scan the pad which would give you another location to kill a bunch of people was the worst thing ever and I hope everyone involved in that design choice are still struggling to find work.

[@zome631]

If they have problems understanding which sex they are and put a lot of time into political twitter discussions, they are hired, professional treats ---- not needed. not anymore

[@luka9967]

@@zome631 what are you talking about

[@Jaydee8652]

@@zome631, The f*** does that have to do with anything? Andromeda was made by the F team of a dying company, their political beliefs have no bearing on the fact that there was no budget for hiring qualified staff.

[@auquitaine9201]

@@Jaydee8652 The actual budget was about $150 million... No budget for hiring qualified staff?? What the fuck are you smoking

[@YouTubeistheworst]

​@@Jaydee8652As someone who lives in the city where this game was developed I can tell you that his assumption of who was working on this is probably accurate

[@k.cook158]

"We didn't want to make this feel like it was Mass Effect 4" Mission Accomplished.

[@lonelypotato520]

K.Cook15 Yep It feels and looks like fanfiction the game

[@drencrum]

they made Andromeda to get away from the bad ending of 3, now they're going to have to go back to 4 to get away from Andromeda

[@Fadingxx]

4:25 Broke me, lol. "See, no reason we can't be civilized", she says while her body slowly take the shape of a pretzel.

[@Fadingxx]

4:57 Think Bioware is trying out jiggle physics, move over DOA, lol. I love DA, and ME, but all the bad press is making me weary. Which is partly why I didn't get it day 1. That, and waiting for the eventual DLC, so I don't have to replay it several time (I create multiple characters).

[@julianhamm5578]

The multiplayer of ME andromeda is nothing more then Horde mode with a lootcrate microtransaction system. Basic Money grab

[@jase276]

I thought you were exaggerating, but i just saw that scene and it literally almost killed me. I had to slap my ipad away from me, i was laughing so hard. The air escaped from my lungs.

[@RustyC216]

"Kill... Me" best line ever.

[@Gampl]

So acurate

[@ImDrewZ]

*"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with...everything"* I don't think being tired is the issue here...

[@Gamesfan34260]

The animator was most certainly tired.

[@sixravenx]

Who even says something like that? 'My face is tired' uhh ok then. It sounds like someone who learned English as a 25th language

[@SkeletonXin]

They did it. They somehow managed to go even lower than this turd with Dragon Age Veilguard. Incredible lack of talent and skill, it's impressive.

[@spacekrill]

"Are things back to normal?" "Not even close." He's wasn't wrong.

[@InVinoVeratas]

That clip was perfectly timed

[@Superluigi881]

Do we even need to mock this game? It's doing a pretty good job insulting itself.

[@InVinoVeratas]

time to bring this comment back, back from rest, back to rise

[@MinatureMinotaur3223]

Shepard died for this...

[@Devvitc]

No he didnt!

[@Gabriel25472]

sooo sad...

[@jeanv2246]

MancunianRedcoat Different universe for whatever reason, in this one Sheppard lost

[@thisnewfeatureisdum]

too soon

[@zeta3665]

Says who?

[@USSR96]

Mass Defect.

[@HeyItsFreeman427]

Even the faces in that gmod video are better than these

[@user-zz4xs6bz7b]

kitty0706s video with the same name had better facial animations.

[@chasechute1491]

USSR96 "This weapon doesn't have a thermal clip."

[@lovepeace9727]

20!8

[@lovepeace9727]

if you know what i mean )

[@Noxlion28]

When this got a 72 average score on metacritic, that is when I stopped trusting mainstream gaming media to review games.

[@maxfieldnelson]

took you that long?

[@2shae475]

That Krogan doing the Shia Lebouf impression was just perfect.

[@cawdaddy]

12:32 that worked too well.

[@Pictoh]

Mikah Crawford I think they actually used the "just do it" animation to do that animation

[@krispydonuts6344]

Mikah Crawford if

[@Mrfailstandstil]

That clap was like 100% spot on, I lmaoed so hard

[@joseph7972]

The only redeemable part of the game right there

[@fouadali8975]

Devs: Alright, the concept prototype looks great. Time to add texture and polish th... where is the game? Bioware: we sold it

[@Fr0st7]

lmao

[@Fr0st7]

bioware isnt the publisher though or am i wrong

[@Fr0st7]

i mean bioware ARE the devs right?

[@UltimateThanos]

This *was* the polish.

[@FrizzleLamb]

Not just Bioware... it's actually... *_EA: We sold it._*

[@CoderJames225]

8 years + $400M = Concord

[@josephsmart6495]

"At the heart of mass effect: andromeda, is a question." Yeah: Why?

[@adanmartinezpiano]

Lmao!!!

[@BoxingDawg]

yEAh:

[@riks081]

$$

[@---777---]

"Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."

[@soulless6804]

7:35 when your mum meets her Best friend in supermarket but you want to go home

[@nasvsan6191]

Most underrated comment i have EVER seen omg 100000iq comment

[@aGoryLouie]

Hahaha that's genius.

[@pierregauducheau312]

Kutazzz z Im dead thanks dude

[@iulianam4106]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@aryanarora4874]

This comment is just so golden OMG

[@estrellaescobar5723]

12:32 Im perplex about how perfectly synchronized this is.

[@justaperson9155]

Its an Easter egg. Its animated off Shia LaBeouff.

[@nikolajukic1945]

@@justaperson9155 You joking or is it really?

[@justaperson9155]

@@nikolajukic1945 It really is

[@CunningCondor]

@@justaperson9155 Why tho

[@xshullaw]

@@CunningCondor An obscure reference to make people laugh a little in a generally boring interaction.

[@Freddie7191]

I come back to this video constantly to watch the scene at 11:45 because it may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@Stixandstonesandmore]

What’s the name of it?

[@ShyLeviathan]

13:25 "Are things back to normal?" "Not even close." You can say that again...

[@Neo_Geisha]

Un-broken and victorious Lmao

[@TTMjolnir]

That scene killed me, haha!

[@NeOCsati]

I wrote this comment too

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

3D porn ads look better than Andromeda

[@yiaboi2287]

@@GrindyVine what

[@anonimo_20_19]

@@GrindyVine what????

[@ryanc5572]

They really do

[@rioajipangestu776]

@@GrindyVine whot

[@dodohead147147]

@KS Rule 34 my friend

[@toshineon]

Why is it always that whenever a company has focused on one specific thing, like faces, and are bragging about how well they did it, that one thing is exactly what they manage to fuck up?

[@verloser]

hell god of war even does better animation than this but after all it is santa monica studios big bucks and renown rep working alongside at dawn studios for psp versions

[@MIchaelSybi]

It might be some stupid boss telling everyone how it should look, and everyone is just "OMG, but whatever".

[@TheLMN_]

It's the same problem as with Cyberpunk. The devs knew the game isn't ready yet but EA insisted to release it.

[@adityagarg3931]

16x the detail lol

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

@@verloser well the new gow had a problem with wanting to be cinematic getting in the way of the gameplay, removing jumping, making the camera so close to kratos it's hard to dodge things so they gave you a traffic light for things behind you (and still added enemies spamming projectiles that make harder difficulties hellish because you can't see them), and adding unskippable slow sections that make it annoying to replay. Not a bad game but not as good as the other ones, yet praised so hard because IT'S MATURE, IT'S LESS LIKE A GAME AND MORE LIKE A MOVIE SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY BETTER, AND IT'S MORE SERIOUS AND NOT GOOFY SO IT'S SUPERIOR! The excuse of it having to be realistic is dumb, you're playing with a powerhouse that can do awesome shit yet you're limited to attacks that are so close to the camera you can't even see that spectacle well like in other action games. The rpg elements add no real depth so they might as well not be included, and without manual jumping you can't have setpieces that are actually controlled by you and fun to go through, instead it's done for you in a cutscene. The older gow had better gameplay and they aren't even the best in their genre. The story is good but in a game you should focus on the gameplay first, or else you make a visual novel.

[@jacobbrown3781]

5:15 the council has decided your fate. Eternal socialization in the spontaneous person prison

[@nachofast6144]

"Some of the textures look better in 3" Seriously, some of the textures look better in 2... Or even 1 ffs

[@duvl73]

NachoFast everything looks better in 1. I'm seeing this a lot in games these days where the characters have really high polygon counts but no texture. It started in Watch Dogs and it just hasn't stopped

[@ebe7157]

The technology is masking the ineptitude of the younger folk coming up through the ranks. Those who stand on the shoulders of giants and have had tools to make everything easier but then still use those tools in such a shitty capacity as to create a cringefest like this shitpile of a game.

[@summersvisuals2378]

thanks to stupid feminist and lgbt bitches for their influence on this...

[@kilppa]

The most alien things in this game are the humans.

[@angelofiron4366]

@Skeleton Masher *T*

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@angelofiron4366 T

[@Hosidus]

@@ADeeSHUPA *T*

[@justacasualgamer1957]

@Skeleton Masher T

[@mateoreyes6921]

@@justacasualgamer1957 T

[@greggers23]

"there's more to life than this" *twists neck in way that would literally end own life*

[@MrJulio632]

Gregory Duggan reminds me of shepard glitch in ME3

[@GuyOnAChair]

Gregory Duggan That one "woman" cant stop memeing.

[@stinkiestman398]

Br Striker 👳🏿🍉🔫🍗🍗🖕🏿🖕🏿👊🏿👊🏿

[@cytorakdemon]

They modeled Scott Ryder's face off an actor, and while they did the same with Sara Ryder they also altered her in-game face to "be less attractive and more realistic". Bad enough the writing was full of what I call "purple Hawke" moments. Scenes that try so hard to be funny and almost every line of dialogue had to be "snappy" and "quippy". Not to mention the devs raised questions only to reveal after the fact they had no intention of answering them because they didn't plan that far ahead. A patch can't fix this game, it needs to be called non-canon and or rebuilt from scratch to even have a chance of standing in the same league as the trilogy.

[@thewhompingwampa2671]

That last paragraph is spot on. People need to realise that some games are just too fundamentally fucked from the start to save with updates.

[@Killgore-ip2yq]

That might be partially true, but I'm pretty sure default Sara Ryder didn't become such a meme because of a design note like that. What is more likely is that between the original design from one studio and animation development from another, in an overseas studio, Bioware simply was too big a gaming studio to see that fixing faces be a priority. It didn't look right, and they knew it.

[@Myth_or_Mystery76]

I hate the “too cool for school” protagonists. It gets old.

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

I mean half of them look woke af so I can imagine the writers being just sjw trash, replaying Mass Effect 1-3 rn with the legendary edition. A buggy mess even with the community patch but playable and damn fun being renegade - You can punch woman for asking you a question and its fine, thats the stuff im looking for and not someone that tells me "oh thats wrong" - If I wanna play as a ruthless asshole that punches everyone in the face then thats what im gonna do

[@kipter]

The snappy and funny lines every 10 seconds thing is such an annoying cliche of poopy tier media nowadays. writers think people want everything to be a marvel movie.

[@loafboi]

The fact that 3d porn artists can make better facial animation than a multimilionarie company

[@TheTber123]

They're passionate about their work and aren't half-assing it for a quick buck (or on an unreasonable deadline)

[@crimsonstrykr]

@@TheTber123 Hey I would be passionate about my work too if it involved modeling Tifa Lockhart's face making lewd expressions!!

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

@@TheTber123 Well there is a lot of passion in those projects if you know what I mean.

[@larrywilliams4967]

Lmao 😭😭

[@antonysoares670]

As a 3D porn artist, thanks.

[@elferson]

Plot twist: the “kill. Me. Now.” Wasnt part of the game, it was a fourth wall break

[@AgentWolnyTyl3k]

The only somewhat real character in the game... and so quickly came to such an end. For us: there is no hope.

[@BeeboHamido]

I read your comment as he was saying it,, what the hell!

[@HovisSteve]

Technically it was lamp shading.

[@elferson]

@@HovisSteve what

[@bakeryssoul]

The dialogues are the kind that would appear in fanfictions.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Habrid O'Young I've read better slash fanfic dialogue, and slash fanfic dialogue ain't good.

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

i haved watched worse porno movies with better acting

[@ShudowWolf]

How are they bad? They match the quality of the animations and face. Really though the dialogue sounds oddly mechanical in some instances and in others it seems like they just ripped it from somewhere else and I just don't care enough to look, and also they seem to have really horrible transitions - making me question "how is that the next line of spoken dialogue?" alongside acting of "First take or go home" and is...oddly empty feeling. My opinion of course but still.

[@jase276]

They're bad because people don't talk/act like this. It just isn't believable and cliche. You're dangling for life and you yell/joke, " Hold me"? Like, what the actual cringe? The terrible delivery for the lines don't help, either.

[@astridbeast5701]

@DrTheKay no u

[@thomasjones6413]

Looking back, I know everyone focused the visual bugs, facial animations, glitches and whatnot, but I'm shocked at how truly garbage the dialogue was

[@bluedistortions]

Yeah, progressive lefty characters and dialogue are antithetical to intelligent life, like oil and water. Absolutely insufferable.

[@bre_yd4556]

16:08 “There’s more to life than this” *Proceeds to break neck*

[@froximussx4093]

Tears my man, tears XD

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

2020 mood

[@angelofiron4366]

She has a point.

[@bensavage6172]

4:15 "See? No reason we cant be civilized" *Proceeds to infinitely fold in on herself*

[@intecharlie]

Lmao

[@PulseEditor]

Ive had this glitch and i thought it was hilarious

[@hardysol881]

lmao. The fucking Grudge in disguise!

[@xXevilsmilesXx]

This will haunt my nightmares until death.

[@Bloodletter8]

"Jerry, get out of the booth, take your clothes off and fold in on yourself 12 times."

[@khamulthewack4732]

That ending graphic with all the developers EA has fucked though... that hurt.

[@7stryder7x23]

I don't even really follow any of these developers, but with all the music and that ending graphic for Bioware, I find myself feeling emotional about it. The way the video immediately switches from showing us how terrible the bugs and quality of the game is in a comedic fashion to a saddening outro for Bioware into the graveyard of EA really was not expected, but it works too well..

[@youknowyoufuckedupright3058]

If Anthem fails it's no problem for EA because dumb ass niggas are gonna still buy sports games. That's actually how EA makes a vast majority of money

[@ParappatheRapper]

Seconded Westwood. C&C and Nox were really good and memorable games. Suddenly, EA changes the companies direction and of course Westwood gets shut down because it's Westwood's fault they do what EA told them and it didn't sell. GG no re.

[@philsc6028]

After Dragon Age Veilguard, i felt like watching this again 2024.

[@supersaiyangandhi4481]

9:21 even the NPCs don't want to be in this broken-ass game

[@mrpndaman129]

LMAO

[@adamh5075]

Resigned exasperation at 9:50.

[@maeianomarengo4316]

Kill..Me..now..

[@Yanpac]

"I don't want to live in this game anymore"

[@Auris57]

0:21 "were letting out imagination run wild" You let the animation run wild, too.

[@samblamjam]

They let everything run wild

[@sixstringedthing]

Oh. Oh wow. I'd heard it was bad... but... wow. Thank christ I completely ignored it.

[@OnigiriSuiko]

They have improved it a lot since the initial nightmare.

[@nws6146]

OnigiriSuiko True, but the story was bad to begin with. Theres a lot of shit thats unfixable

[@jennifervalentine8955]

@@OnigiriSuiko Too bad they shattered the basic lore on character builds with somehow a soldier able to immediately learn biotics for reasons. Not like they had to be exposed to Ezo, or take a decade of training, or need massively invasive mods to make that happen. Nope, just a quick jaunt to the loadout screen and you too can do biotics.

[@themindset4164]

If your going to judge a game purely based off of some wonky face animations then your lost. Everything's good now and in hindsight the game is pretty good. I had a good time and I back the game.

[@sixstringedthing]

​@@themindset4164, "purely based off of some wonky face animations"... well yeah, that. Plus the other 20-odd-minutes-worth of broken shit that was showcased in this video. Sure, most of the bugs are probably patched out now but that doesn't excuse EA from releasing it in such a buggy and broken state to begin with, perpetuating the bullshit practice of using paying customers as Beta testers. Besides which, the game actively breaks aspects of story/character/universe lore from the previous three games, as mentioned by the commenter above. And on top of that, I've got about a dozen games in my Steam library that I haven't even looked at yet (dem Steam Sales), all of which are in far a more polished state than this was at release - even some of the Early Access titles. I'm glad you enjoyed it, but EA is getting no more money out of me for anything related to the Mass Effect franchise, I'm done. Vote with your wallets people, don't let publishers get away with constantly releasing sub-par products and just expecting gamers to put up with it until they get around to patching the bugs. Stop swallowing their bullshit, get off the hype train and stop giving out interest-free consequence-free loans by preordering.

[@dr.kennethnoisewater26]

The new mass effect teaser trailer came out and people are already singing its praises and can’t wait to give up their money. How quickly they forget.

[@mattrmsf]

"Kill...me...now."-Most Self Aware Salarian

[@elliotlemon8402]

MatthewTreadstone wouldnt it been hilarious if someone at bioware sneaked that in at the last minute.

[@tecnoconsumes2170]

The best character

[@EinFelsbrocken]

I think the team didnt give a shit about the game anyway by the end..

[@wilhelmhakansson3105]

Kill...me...now, what the devs are saying right now.

[@MikeWewerkaLive]

That made me laugh out loud, no joke. Wow, it's just a freaking mess. This is a game that needed more time, like 6 months or even another year.

[@gacuchuoi9517]

9:52 I must consult with the Elder God

[@vasiliypupkin3239]

THE REALMS ARE AT CRISIS

[@myyriad778]

Oooooooh, Elder God. Shattered.

[@ulysses3083]

Tello 64 I get it

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

I laughed at this more than i should

[@achangedyou1343]

Bruh!!!! Killed me!!!! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! Made my day thanks :)

[@jackobear7147]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite comedy on the Citadel.

[@binugicu9827]

Scraps 'N' Scoobs

[@NataliaNeeSama]

I should go.

[@alexwall9332]

I have to go

[@MeursaultWithFactor50]

11:41 will never not be funny. That lifeless fight & blank expressions followed up by a KROGAN speaking like a gay from San Francisco.

[@vegas3352]

Female krogan tho

[@feartheoldblood]

It's so bad, so bad

[@TheGreatThicc]

​@@vegas3352 When Eve spoke you could tell she was a woman. She sounds like a professional cross dresser using their drag voice.

[@NoriMori1992]

I actually low-key love that this gruff frog-like alien has a pronounced gay lisp. That's the type of incongruity that a better game could've pulled off with the strength of the character or the acting or the animations. Sadly, this game didn't have the chops to make it work.

[@lawson4094]

*Mass defect

[@BurnoutRevengeForThePs2]

underated

[@elusorymonk1941]

Mess Deffect

[@ClassXero]

Savagery

[@nicefat5370]

187Um killa Mess effect

[@ytuser_xxv]

187Um killa xD

[@nullifier_]

A 40 million meme machine

[@SeeASquaRE]

Nihilistic Depths It's like a poorly directed and acted movie.

[@Worgen4ik]

SeeASquared The Room?

[@SeeASquaRE]

Worgen4ik "The Room" is like a "it's so bad, it's good" kinda movie. This is straight-up a Trainwreck.

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

High budget Shitposting

[@Scroteydada]

9/11?

[@euphoria7046]

Shitting on Andromeda... never gets old.

[@FinnArt]

This video was released when it came out ffs

[@euphoria7046]

@@FinnArt No shit, shitti.

[@FinnArt]

@@euphoria7046 O h shit my bad. Thought your comment was taken in offense, apologies my dude

[@usmanalvi7870]

i hv played it with all patched up. early 2019. it was good and their faces was good.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

@@usmanalvi7870 by what standards.

[@Maikolski]

Coming back here to see the "form" they are "retuning back to". Yep, I see the Veilguard similarities. A true return to form.

[@trontosaurusrex9532]

It's wild to see what BioWare has been reduced to.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Inquisition was their last properly playable game

[@nektaar2593]

12:04 thats some oblivion talk rigth there

[@whitegoose2017]

"Greetings." "Hello." "How are you?" "Bye."

[@wolker213]

Anyway how is your sex life?

[@lugabo5756]

"Hello" "Greetings" "How are you?" "Nothing i'd like to talk about" "Wanna have babies?"

[@whitegoose2017]

@@lugabo5756 "Oh, it's you." "Hi."

[@lugabo5756]

@@whitegoose2017 "have you heard of the high elves?"

[@bakashinji]

"My father is dead he made me his successor." *:)* "Alec is...dead?" *:)*

[@XFrozenAshX]

:) :) :) :)

[@Fallkener]

trakstar13 "nah, my dad is having a tea party with mr.Death."

[@freddiefaulig8751]

trakstar13 donkey: you look really broken up about that.

[@richr1917]

Yeah, that's one of the worst, and funniest, culprits. Someone smiling at you, while they confirm through a nod of the head, that you're correct, their father is dead. Who was in charge of the quality control in this game? Did anyone from EA actually play-test it?

[@anasbakhit4303]

trakstar13 "Alec is....dead?" yep! got problems? :)

[@quentin9628]

9:51: I have to go now, my planet needs me.

[@byxyro3439]

Good one Preston

[@dmj271095]

remember when I bought this game, I excitedly walked out of the store, immediately tripped over my own shoelaces and scraped up my arms, hands and the case for the game. I think that was an omen.

[@HaibaneOpera]

- Bethesda: "We release the buggiest messes of the industry!" - Bioware: "Hold my beer"

[@sevenchambers]

Kagari Ginkei Almost as bad as halo MCC.

[@cornbreadloverrr]

lol I still enjoy bethesda games

[@helmiboboy]

At least Bethesda have a solid (And Buggy sometimes) that add the fun factor about Fallout series. However,This piece of Shit is utterly broke. *From Game Mechanics to Facial of dumbass face known to the man*

[@jarethanson8775]

Bethesda games are enjoyable though

[@thiccalbert]

Not Overwatch Bioware is bad

[@jvjames3472]

13:52 When that dump is harder than you expected

[@landlockedcroat1554]

lul

[@ericleyba3157]

MASS-IVE DUMP

[@piccoloatburgerking]

Way too accurate. lmfao

[@pedrovoss862]

i laughed hard, i cant breathe

[@francescolombardi3438]

I don't know, it's more like he's trying to force it out

[@DETECTIVEMARVEL-sn8wy]

11:31 I thought that scene actually started out pretty strong and interesting and I thought "This is pretty good, what's wrong with it?" Then my question is answered 2 seconds later

[@EscapistBliss]

I don't know what's funnier. The queer voice or the clunky boxing.

[@JohnnyCasey]

Oh noe.

[@deviantknight7009]

The gay leader of a group of people whose biggest concern is not being able to breed

[@deviantknight7009]

@@chief_mourner id hope so :D

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

The greatest, cinematic, battle in video game history.

[@NERV_Mars]

Six years later, this video might be one of the better things Andromeda gave us.

[@fanimedusoleil]

This is hilarious despite how unbearably sad it is

[@nuclearpugg]

I am your 2nd reply

[@tripleg6232]

I am your 3rd reply

[@levydeshevy3425]

I am your 4th reply

[@MilkT0ast]

@Monkey Kong I am yo.. Dude u fucked it

[@Lrizu]

I yam what i yam

[@alexissmetje]

I used to be a pathfinder like you, then my face got tired

[@whatisdisshit]

Fuck you Shepard.

[@OverLorD768]

Marauder Shields, why didn't you stoped this?! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!

[@loneswordsman295]

Commander Shepard why'd you leave mass effect?

[@ryangiang8464]

What is this, 2012?

[@themadgamer6815]

Commander Shepard Nice unoriginal comment.

[@dlu555]

20:02 when you need to take a dump, but its half way out

[@iampandafatty1391]

😂😂😂 i laughed so hard at this

[@kokokirifull]

💀

[@marileed8504]

Five year olds

[@Nothingtoseehere78899]

dlu555, You nearly killed me!! 🤣

[@appleml8013]

@@marileed8504 Just enjoying something funny grandma

[@xXRand0mDudeXx]

Respect to the voice actors, id be embarrassed i was apart of a game that was this bad

[@Skyknight12]

Sheesh. Skyrim mods made by non professionals and given away for free had better facial animations.

[@nathanclark2424]

Dream Walker METRO had better animations. HL2 had better animations. BF1 had better animations. Every fucking COD game had better animations. Well, okay minus the first 2. But every other one yes

[@MrBoggs]

Lmao, even Vanilla Skyrim has better facial animations. Probably even Oblivion for that matter.

[@cocoapixels]

*in a game made in fucking 2011*

[@StrunDoNhor]

Hey, to their credit there's some real talent behind a lot of Skyrim's modding community. They at least care about what they make, and put in actual effort.

[@Skyknight12]

StrunDoNhor That they do. Some of those mods take months or years to make, with entire teams of modders contributing thousands of man hours. And when they're done, they give them away _for free._ And yet a triple A gaming company with some of the best professionals in the country, who are being _paid_ to develop quality content can't match the modders who worked for free. What does that say about that company?

[@xavier6130]

It looks like the characters are there for the paycheck, and they're paid minimum wage.

[@EETDUK]

The fact that the voice acting isn't that bad only makes the awful, dead-eyed animations funnier

[@nihaalsandim9986]

@@EETDUK naah its pretty bad

[@RagnellAvalon]

in a way this almost makes it a more-enjoyable thought, like it's a b-grade sci-fi movie (especially since Mass Effect 1 drew heavily on b-grade sci-fi, in addition to 50s hard sci-fi literature and 80s hard sci-fi films).

[@RagnellAvalon]

@@nihaalsandim9986 it's pretty *variable*, even the same voice actor varies really hard. For example, lots of Sarah's dialogue is **really** bad, but her interaction with your engineer at 9:00 ish is well-acted and believable (sounding believably nervous is difficult). That's arguably worse, since you eventually become inured to a consistently-bad character, but when it's sometimes good and sometimes bad the bad really sticks out.

[@beelzemobabbity]

19:25 this is the best thing I’ve ever seen. They gave buttcheek juggle physics, but couldn’t give the characters proper facial expressions.

[@khldazz4048]

apparently they couldnt make the game functional aswell

[@comicsanz97]

Explore the unknown

[@Ramsey276one]

I don’t mind, but not in this game... XD

[@rzrx1337]

Butt physics is easy by comparison. What's strange is some PS2 era games have better facial animations than many games of the last decade.

[@beelzemobabbity]

@@rzrx1337 yeah but it’s weird to put detail there instead of the face, like they only ever give jiggle physics to boobs and girls butts…

[@youseenednedisdead]

"I don't need an army, I've got a krogan" is actually such a badass in-universe line that was wasted on such a shitty scene

[@thekiss2083]

Maybe if it hadn't been cribbed from The Avengers

[@youseenednedisdead]

@@thekiss2083 didnt know that