Cruelty Squad dub - Just a normal day in the neighborhood.

[@bedstain5045]

Made you a special combat cocktail for your first day.

[@datrickster8674]

Handler

[@nobodycares7364]

Don't worry if you feel a little off. Well haha good luck.

[@V0IDWARE]

Oh my god YOUR RIGHT

[@SomeOne-hs8fd]

God tier comment

[@minem0nster472]

SHUT UP ALLL OF YOU SHUT UP AHHH

[@spoopyro2573]

This lady looks like she wakes up early and has a ten year plan

[@cyrusthegreat5434]

With the mindset of a ceo

[@Tempyseemo]

and invests in the stock market

[@TVAProject]

@@Tempyseemo and owns 69,420 NFTs

[@lubieplacki2772]

soul of an empress

[@neb2901]

She's from the marsh

[@蟹爪兰]

It explains toxic toilets in the game pretty well

[@pipebombmailer]

this means that for every toilet there is one person making whatever this is

[@ZeranZeran]

"Ancient human treats that have become toxic waste over time. These were once considered legally edible"

[@aloedg3191]

They kill you via diabetes

[@theignitedfallen5017]

"Don't worry if you feel a little off. Well haha good luck."

[@pipa1556]

those combat drugs hittin different

[@walterblanco5046]

@@pipa1556 *combat cocktail Theres a huge difference. The handler knows what hes doing.

[@chaotickreg7024]

It's amazing how Cruelty Squad made its own coherent and unique aesthetic. The Blue Sprite had me nodding in agreement, like you nailed the color scheme.

[@drakep.5857]

I love this game's look

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@drakep.5857 Me too. It's like what happens in your head during an acid trip, except all of it is hallucinated on top of the real world. This game is the most beautiful altered reality that I've ever seen. It makes me wonder what they put in the Battle Cocktail.

[@LARDDDD]

It isn't original, its like cgrage mixed with pilotredsun

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@LARDDDD It's actually nothing like PilotRedSun, what are you talking about? I love Pilot, but these two are not really alike. Cgrage doesn't return any results except "Did you mean garage?"

[@rezaka116]

It really isn't just some "bad design", it's a style. A style where the dev took every single good design rule and deliberately made the exact opposite.

[@pigeondamigion569]

I look up to people who are good at toilet smoothies.

[@noah4822]

yeah theres alot of really shitty ones out there

[@rubbezahl3762]

Ville needs to add this quote into the game

[@morgonfr33m4n1337z]

true CEO mindset™

[@Lutz64]

"consumed sewage" +5 health and "mmh" sound

[@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul]

i love the "mmh" sound

[@bit_ronic]

the only way this video is bearable for me is by including cruelty squad memes in it reality is sometimes stranger than fiction.

[@Noahthelasercop]

Sometimes the cruelty is stranger than the squad.

[@XmortoxX1990]

Same

[@lazyowl9616]

@@Noahthelasercop every cruelty has its squad

[@IaeyanElyuex]

I thought "Toxic Crisis" sounded like toilet sounds.

[@dannylamb456]

"Dubstep, but it's made by a toilet."

[@IaeyanElyuex]

@@dannylamb456 "Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this? Bobbeh, there is nothing okay about these sounds."

[@bigeg228]

the context of this unironically being really obscure fetish porn is just the cherry on top

[@dylanllewis03]

Wait what

[@genericusername5233]

How do you know this…?

[@ASDASD-rl8dg]

@@genericusername5233 you just know

[@ninguemmesmo4890]

@@genericusername5233 It's an hoax based on some food play porn shit, the true intention of those videos are more of shock and disgust, because those reactions generate repercussion. The only "obscure" thing going on is that they are produced and funded by large corporations, even then they only do it for the views.

[@someoneoutside1337]

ЕГОР БЛЯТЬ, ТЫ ЧЁ ТУТ ЗАБЫЛ

[@redhairbabyface]

That’s some CEO shit right there

[@crazytiger800]

G-TECH’s secret recipe

[@ZigealFaust]

The reason this works so well as a CS meme is that any normal brain would write off these events as insane. The color scheme helps it feel less like losing my grip on humanity and more like watching a nice gaming joke.

[@Sneaker3719]

This video legitimately brought me to the verge of tears. Sad tears, btw

[@eltiolavara9]

why

[@presidentofthegalaxy784]

@@eltiolavara9 why not

[@eltiolavara9]

@@presidentofthegalaxy784 i agree

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Such a waste. And your toilet bill is going to *SUCH*

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

the american dream

[@sparkyboi4387]

this is truly peak Crueltyposting

[@MachoMelon]

Yo you got the recipe? That looks delicious 😩

[@роскомнадзор-д8я]

it isn't delicious, it'll give you a TOXIC CRISIS if you drink it

[@dmn4373]

Combat cocktail✨

[@DARE0451]

Debased and blacksuppositoried.

[@dbonechis]

Didn't ask trans anarchist furry

[@ringomandingo1015]

Ack!

[@mrwise1314]

Tom Clancy

[@CrudusViscus]

shawty trifling, she must be from seaside shock

[@joeda900]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

[@yigakong1187]

@@joeda900* Detonator sound *

[@Kyeki]

when the combat cocktail is too strong

[@Schlorpito]

Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote "THIS IS JUST LIKE GORBINO'S QUEST. THIS IS THE GORBINO'S QUEST OF LIFE." in all caps (for those of you who don't know, this is the catchphrase of one of the NPCs from Cruelty Squad). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn't get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as Handler does on the menu and I said "Hey, it's me. Did I wake you up from your depression nap?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference). Still standing, I thought of a new joke. I made the facial expression of Snirby (a different Cruelty Squad character) and I said “Wake up, Sheeple.” so everyone would get that it was a joke about Cruelty Squad. To my surprise, not a single person laughed, and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke, a kid said “sit down, freak.” I asked if he played Apartment Atrocity because that's where that word comes from, but he just looked at me like I was the stupid one. By now, pretty much the whole class was yelling at me to sit down and shut up. I took this opportunity to make an Apartment Atrocity reference, so as a joke, I yelled “NOW YOU'VE DONE IT FREAK SHIT. YOU'VE FUCKED UP. YOU'RE BEING TRACKED BY THE GRID. THE EYE IN THE SKY IS WATCHING. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. PREPARE TO DIE.” (because that’s what Handler says before you start the level) and jumped in circles around the desks shitting and pissing on them like i had gunkboosters. I got sent to the office by the sub but it was worth it because I got to totally liquidate my assets.

[@retardmode]

lmao holy shit i needed this. thank you

[@IanMHaraldsonDecker]

this is the most psychotic thing ive seen in a while, kudos

[@nonstop1337]

CEO mindset

[@bucketts6148]

Bet they didn’t even have a single stock in the fish marketplace smh

[@JimmyJoeBob420]

Only in cancer city

[@booba6542]

You know, I wouldn't at all be surprised to come across NPCs doing this in the game

[@drakep.5857]

Why do you think all the toilets are corrosive bombs?

[@christiangottsacker6932]

But they're never doing anything. It's like they *did* do something once, and just live off that one success till they die and have their flesh and mind replicated, to live vicariously through that one success till the cycle repeats itself endlessly.

[@dotdot5906]

​@@christiangottsacker6932man

[@pizzacheeseman2854]

Quadrillionare mindset #grilboss #grimeset #CEO

[@LexBear]

this made me want to take a depression nap

[@ceptor36]

This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of cocktails.

[@dbonechis]

Literally Gorbino's Quest IRL

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Dump everything into gaga before you finish the mall level then leave the game running over night with your money still in gaga’s stocks youll make Jeff and Elon look like paupers.

[@sparkyboi4387]

also don’t complete apartment atrocity, otherwise it turns into a flatline

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

@@sparkyboi4387 exactly i forgot that you can play apartments just dont finish it other wise gaya goes flat again but i had livers and brain stocks go absolutely astronomical so even more stocks to get buku rich with if you give it a few hours after the mall mission

[@mechanizedperfection7685]

Just fish in the casino until you catch wheel of fortune no need for brain hurty stocks

[@sparkyboi4387]

@@mechanizedperfection7685 yeah but fishing takes a lot of time, and its also hard to catch so it become frustrating after some time

[@purplesbean378]

@@sparkyboi4387 I spent about 1 hour fishing and got 3m worth of fishes, it’s easy lol also u only need 1m and if u have tattered rain hat the chances go up a bunch, so yeah without tattered rain hat is gonna take awhile but if u have tattered rain hat then it’s a joke.

[@Blaza303]

Combat Cocktail Recipe

[@alexlokanin3312]

Thanks, I hope I will get recommended more cruelty squad memes now

[@Beaniez0]

Damn this what they be doing in the back of pizza house 😭😭

[@october1820]

What in the actual fuck is happening in the original video.

[@maximilianusofmarchaorient596]

"Have you heard of the new toilet cocktail? That shit slaps."- Coworker

[@sheperdsfireworks]

This is how you make the Poison gas.

[@Dal_9000]

I'd have to imagine this is what a plumber's fever dream looks like.

[@trollig1253]

handler preparing the stimulants

[@somerandomname3124]

Reality is often stranger than fiction.

[@garywan2805]

Divine connection severed

[@JimmyJoeBob420]

I know veggo's meatoids specifically make unique food, but this has went way too far

[@megid0rino]

Say what you will, but this video is BEAUTIFUL!

[@DennisMHenderson]

what you will

[@francisramirez166]

filthy frank + cruelty squad = crack

[@ironichoneybadger5066]

This is real slurpcore hours, those that haven't done a completionist run of Gorbino's Quest need not watch

[@DefendedBeef]

I became physically ill watching this, thanks

[@TheNotSoRealJeff2]

How to get Toxic Crisis.

[@TR_P]

TOXIC CRISIS

[@UNsillyotamatone]

don't ever move to paradise bro, wtf they cooking up there

[@stealth7225]

Makes me want to start my ten year plan

[@The-wo2lq]

Cruelty squad memes are some of the best shit to come out of the internet in a long while.

[@Spaghettiboy359]

Bog refreshments

[@comicconman8826]

Tossing this at a group of enemies to kill them

[@Thesassyiscute]

This hurts me in ways I cannot explain

[@JeanMarceaux]

High net worth memes

[@drfudgecookie5800]

I imagine this is how the people in paradise live.

[@gregorymirabella1423]

this is without question the gorbino's quest of fine dinning, bravo.

[@theoink636]

I need to check the stock markets again...

[@NileForce2214]

i like how the "cruelty squad" look is just the emplemon filter at this point

[@CrayonEater2003]

I'm convinced that this is footage of literal hell that you extracted from beyond the grave.

[@macrohotline8834]

How do I stop rewatching this?

[@中二之伤]

When the BGM changed I laughed so hard

[@Tetrimis]

So this is what the toilets are filled with? No wonder they’re so caustic.

[@dwarf9938]

Me when my landlord raises my rent

[@kexitt6907]

дак вот он какой... боевой коктейль от Handler-а...

[@Buff-Skeleton]

I can't stop fucking laughing god damn this is perfect

[@crazyjaydon6378]

Thats some bog business right there

[@SpoopyChicken]

which one of these guys minmax the stock market?

[@artemefimov8215]

Are you one of those "open carry" guys? I respect that.

[@beefjam7419]

Shawty trifling she must be from Gorbinos Quest

[@sleepy-yyy]

holy shit

[@dedidedi9132]

For sure gonna start sending this to people I don't like without any context

[@ninja3212]

Shawty trifling, she must be from Bog Business.

[@allicanseeissh1t118]

Death corp here I go

[@vlvyyplipsclip7379]

sclumptious meal

[@VonFatCat]

when he said "hmmm", I felt that

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

Another fine product from Pharmakokinetics Corp.! So tasty and surreal, I feel richer already! Might even hire a hitman to kill me for the fun of it and reincarnate as a Knifer!

[@dracenmarx]

I expected the "enemy eliminated" sound at the end

[@Miggle98]

every cruelty has its squad

[@gumgum9654]

Shawty trifling, she must be from dirty docks

[@radityosukses]

I never expected to come across a shorts out of cruelty squad but its welcomed

[@MrKittycats]

This is so disgusting that i can't breath while watching it

[@Watchlist_king]

This would explain why the toilets are so dangerous

[@mktt6639]

DEVINE ASMR SERVED

[@booba6542]

Also I like how you changed it to the Chunkopops music when it transitioned to the party lmao

[@lztrfilms8250]

So, this is the famous "Idiot Party" huh ?

[@Rhizopus_.stolonifer]

Handler When He Said "Ive created a special combat cocktail for you"

[@Nilon241]

*This is how they make coffee burgers, do you still want one now?*

[@shaynehughes6645]

Legends say attempting to flush this will cause the toilet to play the Bog Business level music

[@lucygoosy6959]

Nothing like a good ole toilet glucose cocktail to rise and grind to as I write down my 10 year E X E C TU T I V E plan. Another day in paradise ^

[@potetobloke4731]

Paradise before Empty Fuck showed up

[@kapral_v5891]

Another day in paradise

[@ladyofthedarkmoon6709]

Cruelty squad is more comprehensible than whatever is happening on screen

[@Prvee16]

What the fuck am i even looking at

[@nO-YoUrE-DuRnK]

t o x i c c r i s i s

[@artemefimov8215]

M-m-m

[@lemmehitthatco2]

This is the real CEO mindset

[@tolafia6708]

seems about right, the leftovers would look like the ingame sprite

[@XxX_KeithMason69_XxX]

What a waste of perfectly fresh junk food. >:(

[@Vladimir_Lemon]

This makes the video 100x better.

[@lazyegg2701]

Esla Holmes rare vacation footage

[@MitridatedCarbon]

We truly live in a cruelty squad.

[@nofamilylink541]

This is probably how they make dessert in cruelty squad

[@cuboxy]

How to make combat cocktail

[@kneenutnutter4943]

God fucking damnit I love this, this incapsulates the game's vibe so well without any ultra-heavy editing, good job.