Cruelty Squad: Zippy 3000 only - Extravagant Suit - all S rank

[@Bobby-xwera23q]

I love the fact that due to OP wearing an extravagant suit(an implant that sets your health on 0 upon any damage) every shot made with zippy was followed with the tension equivalent to the stress a russian roulette player gets

[@jstar3382]

The two failed shots on paradise were horrifying

[@BongoTurtles]

I am in awe. This is an individual with the soul of an emperor. They surely have a five, ten, and fifteen year plan. This is a CEO mindset at peak performance. The Archons' wills are irrelevant, this one's will is inevitable.

[@xm214-aminigun9]

The perpetual is laughing at him, with him, to him. The eyes of the universe shut on him, open to him, the one true . He commands the and heeds to . He is, are, will, and must None shall, some may, most have, he however, has always been .

[@meax15]

if you said this to someone who didnt know what cruelty squad was they would call the police on you

[@zeusdoesstuff]

why undervalue him? I think he may have a twenty year plan.

[@we9743]

@@zeusdoesstuff twenty year plan must include neuron activator me thinks

[@flexingram4062]

the indomitable human spirit 9:35

[@hinczykus]

A prayer, to satisfy ZIPPY gods

[@Techhunter_Talon]

That moment when you realize that the most effective thing you can do with the Zippy is throwing it. Tediore approved method of elimination. :P

[@intruder194]

W reference

[@yanniestyan]

Absolute Zipma male. You will become the true CEO of youtube

[@CrazyLegs-22]

zipma is the best word ever

[@zhaqihanifah4915]

​@@CrazyLegs-22zipma pants

[@CrazyLegs-22]

@@zhaqihanifah4915 ok Zhaqi Snifah

[@CrazyLegs-22]

@@zhaqihanifah4915 keep yourself safe 👍🏿

[@Alayna_Blog]

@@CrazyLegs-22Zip yourself

[@loveshankme]

>he grappled to the tranq dart *w h a t*

[@bruhmomentum2901]

Even pyrocynical talked about this vro...

[@tsukamotomann]

The dart in cruelty squad is a solid object, so you can use your grappendix to gain momentum in the air with it.

[@moryyy.]

this is like a baby sensory video for me

[@mudstick]

shot of b12

[@Bobby-xwera23q]

Watching cruelty squad speed runs make me fall asleep

[@PekaCheeki]

"Oh boy I love neuron activator! I wonder how this brave character will face this upcoming challenge! 14:27

[@Calzilla-yd8qg]

He has failed, thus will NEVER be on Gabriel's list and pass the pearly gates

[@kibijit]

Getting three shots in a row on androgen assault with the zippy is less realistic than real life. Truly traversing the grid of death.

[@longdongsilvers6971]

This video really got my organs foaming. Wonderful.

[@tommylikesbeer]

most sane cruelty squad player

[@THEDONKAGE]

Bro, grappling to the tranq dart is INSANE tech!

[@pannnella]

nope. 👎

[@BigMoneyChink]

It's pretty easy to do compared to some of the other nutty shit you can do in this game. However, his general routing and use of it is pretty sick

[@pipefx64]

i thought so too when i first saw it in speedruns, but turns out it's actually pretty easy to pull off lol, you should give it a try it's pretty fun

[@doctorhealsgood5456]

Now THIS is Power in Misery.

[@Salaiyuno]

We gasp is total awe. As this individual with the soul of a primarch takes on a truly ludicrous of challenges. Truly the highest of net worth of the CEO's out there. Truly stands out as the Patriach of all lesser beings

[@user-duren]

EMBRACE ZIPPY MINDSET

[@Kirby-vd7hw]

A true high net worth individual.

[@IndyColaTTV]

the fucking mall madness one is so funny conceptually. Somebody just falls from the skylight at terminal velocity, shoots the protected persons with a dinky little gun, and then just flips upside down and flies (falls) away. It's like a fucking Cyanide & Happiness skit.

[@nickteves7875]

800 hours of mind pumping action‼️‼️

[@mistermalignant]

OP is mentally unwell. Good job, Jesus.

[@endodic]

The eye in the sky, the Triagons, Abraxas, and Gorbino would all be proud.

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

Beautiful, this truly shows the bazillionaire mindset, keep grinding, you may reach the gazillionaire status like the legendary Glormbo III.

[@atoxicperson6794]

1:38 this moment is really something else, i would love to watch this for an eternity

[@32zzo]

i respect your masochism

[@mudstick]

poop eradicated

[@theredroad1]

We gaining our divine light with this one

[@deskslam4232]

Cruelty Squad fans try not to be an insane masochist challenge: Impossible.

[@dmitry6479]

This must be the advance play style of the professional gorbino players

[@ethrealmoose]

i can imagine the horror of someone watching this that has no idea what cruelty squad is

[@johnnystock7294]

Me rn dude

[@moon_krendelsestate]

Kek, it’s just shitty visually, scrolled a lil bit, read comments, it is shit that want to be shitty, it’s free world, why not

[@hourglassdog1738]

Seriously what the hell is going on

[@moon_krendelsestate]

@@hourglassdog1738 people like this game because it is unlikable. Nothing interesting, watched 4 hours explanation of game - it’s dull. In act for speciality it become generic “I’m not trying” Zoomer shit

[@localsnek]

@@hourglassdog1738 prayers to sunspot activity and the stock market (which are the same) have rewarded this brave nerve ape with unlimited luck and skill to dominate the competition with the “33% chance to instantly kill the user” gun

[@Bigb-rj5om]

Give this man primordial luck and a appendix.

[@Miircos]

This is the Gorbino's Quest of cruelty squad S ranks

[@trenthulkinberry7526]

This is how the NPCs feel when you talk to them on hope eradicated I bet.

[@scarredclawsgibberish]

The dedication to pull this off is insane.

[@BigMoneyChink]

Absolute Xandillionare Psychopath Grindset 🖤

[@sleep6837]

Now this right here is a shining example of the CEO MINDSET™

[@kOiGuh]

Sick effort, I bet you will be really rich soon. I can feel it.

[@olliezoop]

Jesus Christ, even from JUST seeing Pharma I'm already into it

[@albertojesusalvaradogarza1009]

You really have a CEO mindset my friend

[@Lord.Smith.the.first.]

Simply incredible, it's an honour to subscribe 😂

[@thunder8704]

ohh so THIS is how you get the fourth ending

[@nekrasovnikolaj]

True CEO MINDSET!

[@shantotto1wife519]

ZIPPYBASED AND CEOPILLED

[@zeusear2660]

one of mankind's greatest achievements

[@ALE199-ita]

this video is so funny lol, I can't beleive you only have 12 subs

[@KILLSQUAD__]

You are insane, well done.

[@glx404]

Absolutely gorgeous and brilliant

[@ThePilotGuyFP]

this deserves way more views

[@CatInSuit69]

the zippy randomly not firing properly isnt a bug im pretty sure the gun ingame seems to be based off of the real life usfa zip .22 its an absolute piece of shit that tends to jam very easily and i believe thats being reflected ingame edit: oh yeah also the way it ejects casings (btw when a gun ejects casings those casings are hot as fuck) it does so very poorly and with such a low velocity it can often lead to the casings being dropped onto the fingers of the user

[@hinczykus]

I'm unfortunately well aware that zippy won't fire at 1/3 of the mouse presses, but what I mean at 5:20 is that if I (for example) kick down the window at 5:25 instead of shooting it out, I am UNABLE to hit that sniper outside. Straight up UNABLE, even if the zippy fires. I'm not sure if that's something on my end, but it's just what I encountered

[@grantsrants665]

ZEO MINDSET ENGAGED

[@idkmanlol1485]

Zippy Executive Officer

[@TenguLeaf]

Holy shit I did not realize Hope Eradicated changed the game this much, with new enemies and targets. Guess I gotta re-install...

[@guy0111]

Guys, I think John Cruelty deserves to join the Squad. The Cruelty Squad.

[@amargwari2431]

The god of poop retention

[@ThePilotGuyFP]

incredible. well done!

[@morgradation]

i have to try this when i finish my other challenge runs LOL this is insane

[@TheRanscat]

Of course you would. That's the best weapon armor combo in the game, lol.

[@illegalman7460]

a new cruelty squad challenge to stim to.

[@eliiNya]

this is insanely impressive

[@mudstick]

im over here zipping my 3000 i got power in my misery rn im just grappling my pendix im MT as fuck man im a high net worth individual

[@majesicbalugas8851]

This is the Gorbino's Quest of Splorglog

[@pugisolation]

This is insane. just wow

[@bigbaldbary]

this is truly the ceo mindset

[@kanyewes-y7z]

this is what a ceo mindset can do for a man

[@JohrnyReport]

0:46 is funny as

[@Skuttie]

Now this is a ten year plan.

[@roccosmos1913]

Ville made this game just to have this video on youtube

[@add69420]

Unhinged Ceo

[@briantly9289]

Man was born with a grappendix

[@rankrebellion]

Yo, nice resume

[@thanhhaitran9422]

True soul of an Emperor

[@albertstrauss8287]

Composite Helmet my beloved❤️❤️❤️

[@yesimrealhuman4245]

15:00 don't forget that you can grappendix thrown weapons

[@ZaiketsuKumori]

Ceo Mindset moment

[@CreamyWuzHere]

John Cruelty

[@clockworkcadaver]

I didnt appreciate the insane movement until the space corp pyramid level

[@V2_maquina_suprema]

So what you are telling me that you beated the game playing goddamn russian roulette every time you fired the zippy? You are absolutely insane

[@Songbearer]

Required watching for all sapients

[@just-mees]

I don't remember if zippy misfires kill you with the suit, but the fact that I never see the zippy misfiring damage onto you in the video doesn't give me hope

[@foutmaster1609]

In one of the comments they mention using the composite helmet, which has a chance to negate 50 or less damage or break and still negate said damage granting at least one free hit. Which would've been RNG intensive

[@just-mees]

@@foutmaster1609 Yeah I figured that was what the oh my goodness gracious gif meant, but it'd still make all of these runs a darwinian nightmare where we never ever see the zippy misfire and kill them for shooting the first target

[@foutmaster1609]

​​​@@just-mees The Zippy technically has only a 1/3 or 33% chance to damage. 66% to not have to worry about immediately dying, plue getting a lucky chance to block more than one hit from the Zippy. A matter of skill and especially extreme patience, as well as map knowledge and positioning made it possible as far as we can tell. Besides the runner had to cut corners with the Zippy like with Archon and some enemies to not make the RNG unnecessarily demanding already

[@hinczykus]

I'm not sure what do you mean by not giving you hope by not misfiring, but it does a couple of times and that helmet saves my hope eradicated ass If you mean the ZIPPY killing me in one hit - yes that's the case

[@unitmikey7]

i like my guns zippy bro

[@daskollektiv4593]

Alright, now beat the game while getting a heart transplant

[@goofygoober248]

wow you're really good

[@machinegrips]

do you hate yourself?

[@hinczykus]

Slurpcorepilled

[@dasfirecat]

This is when a CEO

[@eigonofcarim1406]

Many know how to be cruel to others. Some know how to be really cruel to themselves

[@Vashjxn]

And what about all of us in-between?

[@eigonofcarim1406]

@Vashjxn we are but a fuel for the Grid

[@add69420]

Yea you’re insane😂

[@izo7813]

seems like the strategy is to avoid all combat and pray the zippy doesn't kill you when you use it

[@dankmemes8479]

Chincynical watched this live

[@janekpartoski2654]

this right here IS the CEO mindset. I DONT WEEP AND YOU ARE NOT A ROTTEN HUSK. Invest more!

[@realCrungle]

Gorbino's strongest soldier

[@JacobTheCroc]

John Cruelty.

[@mikey7865]

11:36 is such relatable

[@wxwngsln]

top1 nolife any% what is wrong with you

[@hinczykus]

game

[@nickz3252]

​@@hinczykus Game is game 🙏

[@somo4227]

this is how i would use nu zippy IF I HAD ONE

[@Hamo209]

Oh my good god

[@charleshaskell2056]

What makes Neuron Activator impossible?

[@hinczykus]

5 total targets: 1 human target is relatively isolated but far away(at least one or two sleep darts) 3 human targets in close proximity in the main building, with a LOT of guards("zzz..." grenades would be mandatory + rest of your sleep darts) 1 flesh pig target in a separate building with other flesh pigs - with a ZIPPY you'd need to damage him down to one hit (and throw the ZIPPY) like I did with one of the Androgen Assault targets. While maybe possible overall - I don't think S rank is viable. But maybe there is a route I haven't tried yet.

[@yosefyonin6824]

the targets are sorrounded by tons of guards that are really difficult to see because of the darkness, flashing lights, and them also looking like civilains before opening fire - and they all have extremely fast guns

[@AntoineBoucher-f6x]

Was some implant or other used to reduce the odds of getting hurt by your own zippy? Cuz to kill the human bouncy castle, getting off three rounds was clutch af.

[@eggshells7696]

Amazing

[@HyperKryst]

this is glurping my nicknacks

[@macrohotline8834]

My pet worms got ceizure after this video, nice.

[@DOGGLASS333]

oh my goodness gracius

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

Have you tried doing these with no tranq gun either? How did those work out? Or rather where the ONLY gun you can use at all is the Zippy

[@hinczykus]

some levels would probably be doable with only dodging/avoiding enemies, but most wouldn't be doable at all

[@CanadasElite]

skrunked up