Crunchy Nachos That F@*K! | Cookin' Somethin'

NACHO NIGHT DATE NIGHT IS ANY NIGHT WITH ALL FOOD GROUPS LAYERED ON ONE TRAY PAINT YOURSELF A MASTERPIECE DIP IN AND MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY
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INGREDIENTS
1lb ground beef, 85/25
1 jar salsa
1 packet Old El Paso Taco seasoning
1 jar salsa verde
1-2 bags high-quality tortilla chips
2 bags Colby jack, or other marbled cheese
Pickled jalapenos
1 can sliced black olives
1 jar green olives
1 bag of baby peppers
Sour cream
Limes
Tomatillo
Tapito Salsa Picante
Jalapeno Cholula
COOKING METHOD:
1. In a large pan over high heat, brown the ground beef. Once browned, add in ½ cup of salsa and a packet of Old El Paso taco seasoning. Stir until incorporated.
2. On a rimmed baking sheet, cover with a thin layer of tortilla chips and a sprinkle of shredded cheese. Add another layer of chips followed by a little amount of taco beef.
3. Add dollops of refried beans across the chips, cheese, and beef followed by a sprinkle of black olives, green olives, pickled jalapenos, and sliced baby peppers, and cover with shredded cheese.
4. Add to a preheated oven set to 450F. Bake until the cheese is melted.
5. For the dips, add sour cream to the back side of a bowl followed by tomatillo, green verde, salsa picante, and a fresh squeeze of lime juice.
6. Serve and enjoy!

[@MattXShaver]

I love date night nachos, especially when I'm eating them alone in my apartment at 10pm on a Saturday.

[@TaleDreamer]

... Until you hear a disembodied chuckle from behind you. Then you invite the poltergeist to sit down and share summat nachoz but nah she is all like-- "Nah I have places to be, my cat is sick, I left the stove on, I have a boyfriend" and proceeds to exorcise herself from your home.

[@creepinforthe666]

Am I the only who makes nachos with lots of ground meat(turkey or beef) ? I keep seeing these nachos done in an oven with nothing but a sprinkle of stuff on the chips. I'd compare my own to Rotel just with way too much meat.

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

I mean Matty bring some up that they can get soggy if overloaded with crap, which is true, but no I'd put way way more than he put on if I was to make this dish. Frankly most of my meals I go with the philosophy of "you can't have too much meat". So no you aren't alone.

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

Matty brings up*

[@creepinforthe666]

@@imnotsmartbutimdumb yeah man, I usually make the toppings and chips separate. Me and the fam will do scoops or nacho cheese dorito on a plate (or bowl) then put as much as we want on top of meat n veggies sour cream shit like that. I even mix it up time to time with some hot cheetos or purple bag of doritos

[@texasranger9599]

This is why Matty is the best! Did he make the salsa? NO. Did he make a taco blend? NO did he make the tortillas hand made and fried? NO. He spend $20 at the store, made nachos, and fucked all night long!

[@smokeg8881]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kotkurt9082]

Doubt it.

[@masonstanley8661]

Hahahahahahha

[@BlueEyedJay13]

@@kotkurt9082 i mean he has kids... literal fuck trophies for you to see

[@DoomSlayersNephew7270]

@@kotkurt9082incel

[@darealricky9654]

Matty is the voice in my head I hear whenever I have a hard time making a decision to do something bad

[@theboochiestore]

glad i'm not alone with this

[@dylanpotter7861]

Bro...... did we just become best friends !?!?

[@marcoperez7330]

😂😅

[@darealricky9654]

@@dylanpotter7861 indeed we did

[@giraffesinc.2193]

RIGHT????????

[@deucefoAM206]

'My patience ran dry and therefore the food is done' is one of my main cooking methods

[@keaganweaver8723]

Matty is the only KZbin chef making shit affordable and convenient enough for me to actually try.

[@mesk412]

Andrew Zimmern has some pretty simple, classic cooking videos, that i would say are very approachable. Maybe not bag of pre-shredded cheese approachable. But I've been watching his KZbin stuff and it's great. I love that guy, he def fucks too.

[@BrandyIndel]

what you don't like first making the salsa by scratch? Using 10 different spices and making homemade tortillas all after milking the cow to make your own cheese? (sarcasm) I google a nacho recipe and no joke there were like 30 ingredients which included homemade salsa..like i want to make nachos not make all the ingredients that I will need..

[@ethanpiper6221]

Matty really is the Jack Black of the cooking world

[@BigShooter28]

Matty and Jack in a buddy cop comedy is the film we need.

[@Fragrantbeard]

Wow. You are not wrong.

[@shafly67]

Fat black

[@208getalife]

Nah, Jack Black doesn't belch mid-sentence throughout his movies like a slob.

[@StaatsAttackk]

"Black olives I truly think should not exist" Spoken like a true chef.

[@anton4773]

The person editing this is a genius 😂

[@MoxieBear55]

My nephews, 5 and 6, have wanted to help me cook lately bc I've tried to take on Matty's persona in the kitchen when they're around. Yesterday we made some silly stupid delish baby pizzas while making silly noises and laughing. The youngest said his was 🔥. I nearly died from joy. So thanks Matty for helping be an even cooler Auntie than I already am✌💛

[@BethDoublekickChick]

🤘🥰🤘

[@kennykunie6660]

The Adam Driver “Nachos!” got me crying, stomach hurting from laughter. I love you Matty and that sweet sweet editor 😘

[@jgreenjeans]

What was that from?

[@tetepeb]

@@jgreenjeans Girls i think

[@DFives10]

@@jgreenjeans It's from the Daniel Radcliffe / Zoe Kazan romcom What If

[@HotPantsMcGee]

"That sounds like a Christmas song, y'all fucked up." 7:21 💀🤣 Roasted us like he roasted those nachos. You're the best, Matty!

[@debbiemarquis3231]

Matty thanking non existing sponsors is epic..

[@oskar6661]

This is about the happiest I've ever seen Matty...and I'm happy myself to see it.

[@GregScavezze]

Matty has no inner monologue. It's all outer monologue and it's the best. Bringing smiles and kick @$$ nachos to the people!!!

[@johnnicastro5931]

Matty trying to remember the Star Spangled Banner was hilarious 😂😂

[@HouseHippoWrangler]

He's Canadian. Give the guy a break eh.

[@alexbordelon14]

When matty laughed about showing us how to put chips on a baking sheet, I knew it was love.

[@Conspiracy432]

This is poetry. I've watched most of Matty's stuff. Something about this one is extra special.

[@jesslloydjansen]

Indeed. This is probably the greatest video of all time.

[@davidheath3322]

😮 Dipper Bowls are The Greatest thing I’ve ever heard of and changes Everything I thought I knew about dipping anything into anything Thank You Very Much MATTY WTF 😂

[@t.k.mcsneakyman6413]

i just watched marty cook and now i’m about to eat nachos. it’s the greatest moment of my life.

[@TheBoiled_Pizza]

MARTY

[@TheTenCentStory]

You told me that last night

[@creepinforthe666]

​@@TheBoiled_Pizza Marty Bird

[@johnr797]

​@@creepinforthe666 sharing his recipe for cooking the books

[@starjakken4920]

To the person that took the time to create the declaration of Nachos 3:31. I see you. I appreciate you. Please post this somewhere, so I can have it printed on canvas and put in my kitchen.

[@LoddyDah]

"What else makes you happy in this world?... Not much... This will"😂 i believe him.

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

The BEST episode of this web series. Just pure joy and happiness. I need to make these nachos.

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

They look so much better than my nachos. It makes me so mad.

[@EllisDuckworth786]

I like the way the editor meticulously adds the censors AROUND the swearing. 😆 Also, I think he might have been mostly telling the truth for this episode...

[@TheRexisFern]

I was just thinking "that beep ain't doin much!" 😂

[@thatguy431]

its a nice touch lol

[@sunowl5301]

It definitely emphasizes the swears, rather than covering them up 😂💖

[@alexzajac5902]

@@sunowl5301 thats the joke

[@iub.9893]

​@@alexzajac5902 The joke is to emphasize swears with a beep? No, the joke is the beeping clearly doesn't cover the swearing.

[@kdean509]

I’m so happy to see someone else make dipper bowls. I’ve made these my whole life!

[@bills3216]

Matty has a wonderful way of making the most basic meals next level with no effort.

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

Surprisingly easier than you think, I can make a very delicious breakfast meal and I'm dumber than a box of rocks and have no cooking training. It just takes a little initiative and anyone can do it. Try it and don't be afraid if your first attempt isn't amazing, like anything it takes some work and some editing and then you'll have something next level.

[@TheTuttle99]

So where was the taking to next level with this one? This is just about as basic as you can get. Which is fine? I guess?

[@HouseHippoWrangler]

I love nachos just as much as anyone. But I feel like we're about a year away from Matty just saying " Fuck It!" Today on Cookin Something we're going through the Drive-thru. And for 10 minutes it's just him eating burgers in his truck.

[@emu_warrior]

I'd still watch it

[@HouseHippoWrangler]

@@emu_warrior No hate here. I'd watch the shit outta that.

[@davehurds]

Or us getting a tour of his fine dining steakhouse

[@Arguments_only]

Haha 😂 probably! We all would still watch the chaos!

[@jetydosa1]

this nacho recipe is just shy of that very thing

[@spionage1]

Matty you did it!!! You changed the way my wife makes nachos forever!!! Love you bro!! ❤

[@Damien_Assereth]

this might end up in my memorial video. perfect video. i'm going to make nachos for my wife tonight. big hug with free delivery to Matheson. i enjoy the way he is so much, I would love to make nachos someday with you Chef.

[@boldbileg]

Why does everything this man touches turn into entertainment gold?

[@jakehuntmusic_]

"Don't take it out till it ain't fuckin' ready" Wise words Matty

[@MuntCeat]

Bedankt

[@CrosswindSurfer]

God bless the editor(s) their so great. The lil dings when the meat falls. Just great haha

[@AdamRasmussenAstronaut]

Meow on the beans haha

[@D36D9]

That burp at 2:46 was absolutely magnificent, I lost my shit 😂😂😂

[@MichaelDeFillippo8889]

I love how Matty's mouth is always on 1.5x speed but his brain is only on .75x at max .

[@MartinJHesse]

Of all the Matty Matheson videos I've watched, this is by far the best one. Thank you for this!

[@ArtByFinch]

I need to see a Matty & Action Bronson collaboration... call it cooking something that's F*CKin delicious

[@mama_monkey]

Classic Matty. Feels like I’m at his house for gameday and that makes me happy.

[@MrYawwwn]

I love how you bleep out the swears for the kids! Such a great family show Matty 😂😂

[@discopotato188]

Classic Matty we know and love

[@RedditWasTheEnemyTheWholeTime]

Matty is the voice in my head I hear whenever I go to buy a pineapple

[@The_Blessed_Cowboy]

So glad to see Bam turned from his old ways and is now cooking!

[@McShag420]

I love watching Matty go even more insane over the years, episode by episode.

[@twotwentietwo]

Matty is one of the most likeable people...how could u not love this guy!!!!!

[@giraffesinc.2193]

THE CUSSING IS BAAAAAAACK! Matty, whenever I f**k up, I seriously hear your voice in my head.

[@Beth1H]

I TRULY need Matty to know that my boyfriend and I were watching this as we ate nachos I made. I make it very similar. He is now making them by himself and needed reassurance that he wasn’t using too much cheese (as if that were possible) and I told him to “Make Matty Proud” and he was suddenly okay.

[@leroylemon]

Separate little dipping bowls is so simple, yet so genius. I think it's time for second dinner.

[@diditwitcher414]

I laughed so hard, thank you Matty for this epic episode. 😂

[@nishanvirk7373]

This man is treasure.

[@TheLaserRain]

Date night Nachos... "There's enough here for 4 people" Matty is in for a busy date night.

[@AdamRasmussenAstronaut]

Trish the dish parties, my dude.

[@jasmineblocker103]

Whenever I'm having a sad day. I just watch some Matty. And things are better.

[@the6ig6adwolf]

You can really feel the rage in this episode 👌

[@Slim_Charles]

The sound effects for the falling objects landing 🤣🤣 also YES the proper layering of chips (not too few, not too many) and proportions of ingredients (no huge piles that end up needing a fork).

[@iamnotnicollewallaceshusba5174]

Made them tonight. Turned out great. Thanks Matty!

[@IamTheaveragegamer]

God I love Nachos so much. Ok, the dipper bowls, that is smart honestly. It keeps them from getting sloppy from the salsa/sauces. Brilliant.

[@deceivingthedeceiver]

I'm lactose intolerant, eating nachos on a date night? Turn into the "Royal Rumble" real quick.

[@thestraydog]

Roll the dice homie, live on the edge.

[@emu_warrior]

just cleavland steamer through the **** town

[@nadimhisham8602]

Giving a like because whoever in post production didn’t have to roto the hand shots together but they still did it, props to you man

[@Shnikaz]

I wanna make some dippy bowls with Matty 😢

[@marypoppins123]

I am making these when i have a date night with myself😊

[@MrYungfras]

Matty is that chef at that one restaurant, for those of us who have served before, that is always talking and telling crazy stories in the kitchen and the line is only backed up because we can't concentrate because we're laughing and he's yelling and it's sounds funny because he's so hilariously authentically himself. 🤣🤣🤣

[@prettyinpurp]

Hahaa the Meow had me. I meow when I dallop too 😂

[@jm23395]

Stop preshredded cheese. Make America grate again.

[@bockjess]

I had reservations about this but no longer. That is mad respect coming from someone who was labeled a composer of nachos at 10 years old.

[@joetierney2]

Where’s Michele?

[@bluecollarusa5396]

God Bless America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@abbierose92]

The way he makes the meat blew me away so much better tasting than the taco meat I’ve been eating for years

[@larissagladfelter9570]

Fuck yea dude. Not anyone got enthusiasm like you got with cooking. I hope you do well for yourself. But stay healthy man. You got some bangin food.

[@CornCaub]

The highest level of compliment here - this is A-R-T!

[@ori-yorudan]

Usually I'm against using pre-made flavourings or spice mixes but I have to say, those Old El Paso seasoning packets (both the nacho and taco ones - pretty sure they're the same) are GREAT for that american style non-authentic mexican taste. So tasty, and they have step by step directions to make it the same way every time. No messing about. I love cooking from scratch, but sometimes I just want a big ol' bowl of cheated taco beef to spoon into premade torillas.

[@jackhaugh]

I actually made this recipe for a Super Bowl party this past weekend. They got crushed by 4 people. The guy hosting the party made an entire beef tenderloin that was fantastic, and people were actually more into the nachos. I just sent everyone this video, and got the tenderloin recipe off of the host. I believe I used one pound of beef and 2 pounds of cheese.

[@melissaporter885]

Ok, Matty. I've been making my macho nachos pretty much like yours for years--BUT!--dammit, you showed me something new. I've had them get soggy because I was adding my wet ingredients while building my nachos instead of doing the dippy bowl. I also add my refried beans in with my meat as I'm browning it, along with a small can of chopped green chiles and some worcestershire sauce, cumin, garlic powder and chile powder (your package of taco seasoning). I'm going to build mine like you did this next time I make them and do the wet stuff on the side in the bowl. Also I add chopped green onions to top mine off at the end, and you are absolutely correct about the black olives on nachos--they are the chef's kiss.

[@travelbug802]

I have so much respect for Matty to actually live 10 km from the US border and not know their stupid anthem. Love it

[@bigsprinter]

Who knew a cooking video could make me f*cking laugh so hard

[@ClarityGolden]

"Nachos are who YOU are." That is pure wisdom right there

[@brucehicks5817]

"Nachos are who you are." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@nndo6953]

i love that little baby dippy bowl 😊

[@practicepodcast8499]

Matty I love you please never change

[@Xphinity]

6:40 I have the exact same dinner plates in my house haha I will definitely make this! Looks amazing!

[@chloehalpin1632]

How have I only found this channel now. Legend.

[@jonw8697]

LMFAO the bleeps without actually bleeping is the best

[@luvtoyscollector3373]

I made this for Super Bowl Sunday today. It was so delicious 😋

[@N3FF]

just found this video and your channel. I'm 3 minutes in and already love your stuff 🤣

[@aarongeorge3989]

The ‘Jack Black’ cooking show! Makes nacho like us. The easy damn way possible!

[@Mrs.Arado1980]

Matty you are my hero. I love nachos!!

[@elronlushtail3666]

Every time Matty goes YAAAHH an angel gets it’s wings

[@umwhathowmany]

If an alien came to earth and asked for 1 video to represent all of the internet this would do the trick. Top quality content here Matty good work.

[@thebillybooyahshow5130]

That intro 🤣🤣🤣 Why am I just discovering this, It's awesome

[@monkeyman2590]

I wanna thank your sponsors too. Thank you sponsors, from this nacho boy. I kinda perfected nachos back in the 1st world war. But watching Matty make nachos is a delight unto itself. Thank you Matty and again, thank you Matty's sponsors.

[@monkeyman2590]

Oh, I forgot.... *wink *hug *blow kiss *hug *wink *wink

[@jswetoftat2]

Matty!!! You are my spirit animal❤

[@seano6378]

Dammit I'm making this on the weekend before movie night... Mmm

[@kindofawizard8681]

Matty is the voice of my intrusive thoughts and that explains alot about my life.

[@sommerjohnson9129]

I love to mix my refried beans with cream cheese. Also I use a piping bag for my sour cream

[@Steamboat81]

This is the best I have as seen in awhile! When is Just a dash dropping?! Please?!

[@kaimc6710]

I love that this video was made and I love Matty!! And honestly I will try some of these techniques the next time I make nachos, like the chip cheese chip approach

[@yewbertsfriend]

None of us needed instructions on this but we loved

[@travism4477]

Havnt seen many of your vids, but you made me laugh hard my man

[@GriswoldForLife]

Canada loves you back!❤

[@chosenone9879]

This guy reminds me of Action Bronson. The nachos look 🔥🔥🔥

[@connietrent1167]

Matty you need to have a cooking show...love ya❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@jamesbenefield7638]

This man and jack black would save world with some collab vids. Cook for tenacious D!

[@MrLimebomb]

Thank you for shouting out my home town!