Rock Beats Paper | How Not to Summon a Demon Lord Ω

Ep 9: Diablo summons a cinema standby to crush his opponent! Watch How Not to Summon a Demon Lord Ω on Crunchyroll! got.cr/Watch-Omega9
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[@crunchyroll]

Watch episode 9 here! got.cr/Watch-Omega9

[@brunomenjivar6544]

I cannot find this anime when I log in

[@djmaroigy]

It has been removed recently?? Can't see it in norway anymore.. stupid to remove it mid season when ppl are watching it

[@justarandomweeb4833]

“rock beats paper” the person that made the title is trying to get a bunch of people mad

[@benfrank9622]

Yeah... like where's the paper?

[@ericjorge5365]

@@benfrank9622 the book he use to summon the beasts

[@benfrank9622]

@@ericjorge5365 Oh...

[@Gamer88334]

Plot armor beats everything

[@cptlevision]

@@benfrank9622 I think the joke is that rock doesn’t beat paper, but of course this is Diablo so

[@Ryltar123]

"Is this guy actually a speed-based Warrior?!" Can't dodge a ROLLING boulder.

[@chrislaf89]

Or used all skills/energy points during the attack on Diablo

[@inverse2k1]

he ran out of fuel

[@Kold-Kanadian]

to be fair, he was using a book which contains a lot of paper in it, thus was unable to dodge a slow moving boulder

[@Hirukaiser]

having quick agile movements in combat is different from running really fast. I really don't see usain bolt lasting in UFC.

[@fxwizard6421]

It’s canon that some skill have a cooldown that doesn’t let you move for a second maybe that’s why

[@MrOiram46]

If that guy summoned Chris Redfield instead, he would’ve been safe from the boulder

[@valvatoreznetherworldtyran6044]

Too true

[@akumaking1]

Or Toph

[@hunterrhoades1813]

That’s a guy?

[@the____1609]

Insert gif of mia getting gunned down

[@pyrius7245]

It’s not a boulder. (Starts crying) It’s a rock. A rock

[@illegalalien6542]

Here before Everywhere man and just some guy with a moustache

[@attheabel]

Those mofos really are everywhere isn't it? Lol

[@LilPW]

Hell yeah thank you for some change!

[@underpath2619]

My G!

[@ugandaknuckles4446]

Yep

[@nightingale6710]

W

[@JohnDoe-tf5my]

"Speed based warrior" *stands there while being ran over by a 2 mph rock*

[@serampartz5303]

Literally what I said when I watched this scene the first time.

[@gr2093]

Ah. He is busy shooting fire at my attack. I should just stand here and scream at him instead of attacking.

[@harrimat100]

I had Austin Powers flashbacks.

[@letusshowgg7234]

I always thought in those moments that because they are about to die they're able to enter a state of time-slow as they stare into the abyssal gaze of death

[@slyllamademon2652]

Well I mean, he would’ve been in a choke point with no place to retreat to if he dodged, so he would’ve just been burned, shocked, sucked into a singularity, frozen, or something else that I can’t list off of the top of my head.

[@ocsartobi6844]

I didn't know "rocks fall, everybody dies" was tied to a magic ability.

[@Paaaarl]

Barbarian magic for sure

[@richardfernandes880]

Good night, everybody

[@mrosef007]

Arn't you a Critter? That's a Matt Mercer sentence.

[@pieterjan179]

@@mrosef007 it's from Tomb of Horrors originally (Matt also said it tho)

[@mrosef007]

@@pieterjan179 oooh good to know, thanks.

[@AngryGerbils]

To quote Krillin from DBZ Abridged, "That thing's a guy?!"

[@Morpheus-pt3wq]

He surely was before the surgery. Afterwards, who knows...?

[@135Fenrir]

I feel like they are setting up all the dark paladins to be super androgenous/traps. I'm wondering if there is an actual in universe reason for it, like their master decided he wanted to play out a fantasy.

[@duke-aeric]

If it was Urameshi Yusuke, he would have checked just to be sure

[@135Fenrir]

@@duke-aeric Hahahaa Crocodile Dundee.

[@rikospostmodernlife]

@@135Fenrir how about eunucs? It was a real practice

[@Bluesit32]

Speed based warrior dies from slow moving boulder. Because why wouldn't he?

[@vge-dota2-plays536]

Because he used every single ability at his disposal to beat diablo, at that point his energy Is spent and he couldn't even move. Thats why when he said diablo wont be able to beat his master he was speaking very slowly cause he can barely stand. He had no choice but to stand there a die

[@Watapatapon]

Because as history showed, throwing rocks at your problems tends to make them go away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@saviorbob]

And he threw a big rock to boot

[@jasonburrell2940]

@@vge-dota2-plays536 well i rather think she had nowhere to go like the Rock filled the entire room😅

[@achmodinivswe9500]

@@jasonburrell2940 but there was a door behind her

[@Top_Nep]

"i win!" "no, rock rips throughs paper" "...wait paper covers rock, right?" "paper always covers rock"

[@foxalive1772]

Is that from tremors I feel like that's from there.

[@user-eh2jk6mf9s]

but rock keeps rollin'

[@Bluesit32]

Love that movie. Actually saw the second one first, so I'm kinda disappointed with myself for not remembering this line came from the sequel. Val wouldn't have fallen for that.

[@Alb410]

but what if the rock was bigger?

[@ShinigamiSparda]

@@foxalive1772 Tremors 2, yeah.

[@rnell1472]

Me : *reads the title* Gon somewhere in the distance : I smell a disturbance

[@M12GProductions]

Is that how Noah fit all the beasts on his Ark? That's less Bible and more Cthulhu Mythos.

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

I think that Biblically accurate angels are more terrifying than any Lovecraftian deity.

[@Lemuel928]

Giant Evil Squid God!?!

[@Lemuel928]

Looks like someone else has betrayed Noah’s Family.

[@M12GProductions]

@@DarkAdonisVyers IDK, I don't like the idea of being cursed into thinking I'm a serpent and giving birth to rattlesnakes.

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

@@M12GProductions Have you seen Biblically accurate angels?

[@Hanashinobi]

Rock falls, everybody dies.

[@Hanashinobi]

It's a RPG classic!

[@justuseodysee7348]

The End

[@artypyrec4186]

Well he did say "crush everything, rock cannon"

[@lordpvt]

YES

[@2ndlt.sadness67]

But- it dissolved

[@kmythical]

“Rock beats paper” Gon in a nutshell

[@kiwisinner]

Halo wars: Hunter beats tank Halo 3: *TANK BEATS EVERYTHING!*

[@Baddino45]

@@kiwisinner Tank is nothing compared to big rock

[@highonanime6726]

Title: rock beats paper. Gon freecss: Rock beats everything.

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

"Rocks fall, everyone dies", it's the classic.

[@MisterPuck]

“I threw a rock at him!” “And…?” “It was a big rock.”

[@thechronos173]

that last bit remind me of that scene for austin powers with the slowest steam roller in existence and a guy with about 5 min. to move just standing there yelling STOOOOPPPPP!

[@trise2033]

"Rocks fall, everyone dies"

[@sirrealgaming6913]

"The Rolling stone gathers no moss- But it does gather the gibblets" I'm pretty sure that was the saying or something

[@Kaizer-nz9uo]

Is it me or Diablo is actually facing off against some people who can put up a decent fight.

[@stevencontreras84]

Nah

[@darth_cheezus]

Kind of at face but not really. I feel like they are near max but then like he said it is the items that then raise your level.

[@cyryl3827]

@@darth_cheezus In MMOS gear is usually like over 90% of the power, so yeah.

[@LuMoSS2]

He is

[@Econ1991]

Ah anime, may you never stop making us confused to the point that we have to do background checks on anyone we perceive as cute.

[@Adrian_V]

I like the final attack more in the novels, if i remember right it was described as the fight happening in a hallway/corridor and that the beast covered the whole of it, wich is why Diablo could use that attack (wich in the LN the rock was like it was fired from a canon btw) since otherwise he risked bringing the whole building down (basically the beasts absorbed most of the damage). Also i love hopw the series is basically Diablo becoming the mask lol

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

That that “rock his world.”

[@LoneManProductions]

It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors ... but paper covers rock ... and scissors cut paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper, and bring me a rock.

[@Dr.Chibbins]

(Resigned Groan)

[@matthewmiller7207]

@1:53, Squishy Squishy. ^^

[@dylanhughes1008]

"first comes rock..."

[@maw5646]

“Speed-Based Warrior”. Stands still and let’s a rock crush them. 💀

[@katiexu7785]

Did the person who made the title get a raise yet?

[@diegoace2274]

Well that is how the game works

[@ace_ravenheart]

Teenager: Hey remember rock-paper-scissors in kindergarten? The teen's friend remembering: *this scenes plays in his head*

[@zekutwukano9944]

Normal People: Flare Burst! Weebs: Explosion!

[@ncntnkrs9446]

The pun in the title of this video is on legendary level

[@allaraaver8432]

The way she just stood there in front of that boulder rolling towards her reminded me of that scene with the asphalt roller from the Austin Powers movie lol.

[@VrpalnRIsr]

So she just summoned Legion from Castlevania and... It dies as easily as it does in Castlevania.

[@SpecialProjectY]

*he That's a 60 yo dude.

[@nzkshatriya6298]

@@SpecialProjectY kawaii 60yo dude

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

He's lucky he only got this bunny. Not many people remember this, but there is an even more dangerous bunny girl in this world. If that war criminal was here, Diablo may have been in trouble.

[@Hayheyyo]

Pekora

[@zenologic7786]

Guys I found him! He's like a "Where's Waldo"!

[@erictapia822]

Indeed. If that war criminal can mess with a duck and many others, imagine what she could do to Diablo.

[@omartinez7002]

These traps wildin

[@mojonoahgamer5647]

“Rock beats everything” -Brock Samson

[@Qardo]

Hey, Brock. Ever heard of Chris Redfield? He is the guy who literally punched a giant bolder while in the middle of an active volcano. And won. Against both.

[@albinogingerblackman7739]

My guy literally done that space wheel scene from Prometheus

[@smaced9363]

It’s raining rock! Hallelujah!!

[@dannthepandaman]

That’s gonna leave a mark

[@coltonwilliams4153]

Seriously, those smears are going to be impossible to remove.

[@zarynt1089]

Someone applied for the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things....but failed the entrance exam.

[@elijahsteele9170]

Rabbit dude: I wield a book full of monsters Diablo: great. I cast rock. Bunny: wait wha- *crushing sounds*

[@CainEverest]

"But you won't be able to beat Vishos!" Diablo: I can't hear you over you getting pwned nerd

[@cooldude11ization]

This Rock of Ages gameplay is amazing

[@Mr_Vosakisen]

The cliff hanger in this episode is the definition of blue balling

[@captainnekomata9969]

Diablo is so powerful he can break the rules of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

[@jabba7746]

This season continues to exceed my expectations, just when I think they can't surpass themselves this episode ended up being the worst of them all. I don't mind content from the novels being cut for pacing, but when scenes which didn't happen are then added in their place it's overly confusing. For those non novel readers the church arc runs novels 4-6 yet we've had a whole episode based on an event in the 8th novel and now the whole plotline behind novel 10 is an end of season boss. Doesn't look like we're getting a season 3 with the amount this studio has taken from upcoming arcs.

[@RennSakayagi]

True, i was very confused by Europa appearing at the end. I mean sure, the way this resolved in the novel was anticlimactic but still, jumping straight to volume 10 feels just wrong. Btw, could you remind me of the vol 8-content? It's been so long I've forgotten.

[@jabba7746]

@@RennSakayagi I agree the ending is anti-climatic, the church arc certainly isn't my favourite, but the studio's decision to use Europa is just wrong in my eye's. The other episode I was referring to with the 8th novel is the one with Klem going after the crime syndicate. That happened after the group returned from the Elven Forest rather than the demon lords domain. Was also Rem and Shera who accompanied them, rather than Edelgard and Rose, and forms one of the memories Rem has when Klem is fatally injured against Modinaram.

[@damianperrusquia3918]

"what power" ma'am, that's just a big rock

[@matthewmiller7207]

@0:55, "HE!?" All this time I thought that was a lady! (plays Aerosmith)

[@Alpha0727]

I am not fully convinced the paladin is not a woman. Diablo did think Horn was a guy up until recently.

[@JDhellblazer]

@@Alpha0727 Good point!

[@matthewmiller7207]

@@Alpha0727 Neither one really even looks like a guy. I had always thought Horn was female (and admittedly mistook her for Kotoko (In/Spectre) a couple of times).

[@TheRygatto]

Meanwhile Zhongli: "That meteor lacks asthetic beauty"

[@MykhailoGrom]

Diablo: I will have order!!!

[@shinyequal5805]

Hm I thought it was paper covers rock Rock

[@christopherwoodbury7520]

Classic dnd move. Rock falls, all my enemies die.

[@Internetguy_L337_90D]

lol that person just accepted getting crushed by the boulder

[@arandomdude3109]

alternative title: ¨rock beats eldritch monstrosities¨

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

*I W A N N A R O C K .*

[@amaizeing.dumbass5123]

This bunny can't handle this level of rock n' roll.

[@bananasenpai]

Why didn't... you... doooooooodge...... - Piccolo

[@tenshi8383]

this rabbit lived on the darkside of pekoland and now they are squished

[@kamonek3825]

She:found the rock too interesting and didnt dodged it

[@vagnguyen495]

They should have brought this anime back. This is so good

[@salutauo2035]

Reminds me of when Baki and Yuujiro played Rock Paper Scissors, Baki went rock Yuujiro went scissors and forced Baki’s fist open with the finger scissors

[@badcreations9527]

I didn’t even notice the title said “rock beats paper” until I read the comments lol

[@matts9371]

When getting crushed becomes literal

[@labbit3574]

Nothing beats the Terraria *b o u l d e r*

[@quixadhal]

Rock beats everything. Good old rock.

[@imjustthere9343]

Ah yes another happy ending.

[@retard2859]

diablo rlly got some of that synapse x hacks with hem

[@frederickgrandison3609]

Looks like she's been "booked" enough for today! 😉

[@death2641]

Rock crushes person Joseph Joestar: SHEEEZAA ... oh wait you're not Ceaser

[@solocreedx2094]

Gives me berserk and overlord feelings

[@othyrsvaal5036]

He dropped his swords. He tried casting the same kind of spell that did not work. He tried to cast a spell and bluff when he should have done anything else, like just cast a spell. He deserved that defeat.

[@navandozer]

So basically "I cast Rock"

[@YayapLives]

remember kids: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with bad CGI is an OP isekai protag with bad CGI.

[@cameronwashington2235]

Diablo: Rock cannon The spell: A boulder falling from the sky

[@aleksanderjhongomesflorent6374]

Nunca jogueife mago puro num rpg sempre. Fui tipo mestiço dano de mago e guerreiro junto. Ter tecnica pra curta distançia e longae media.

[@WolfofPride]

I guess you could say he *rocked* that paladins world 😏

[@xzeroxgaming1225]

"i will have order" 1:44

[@MGhammer123]

Spellcasting frenzy extraordinare ✊🏿

[@innosoul7837]

A true demon lord would have beat him into submission, make him wear a maid costume and add him to the harem.

[@M5YUILL]

Lol the title.

[@justinbodewes6794]

The title of these new anime kills me 😂😂

[@guywithbread7873]

Remember when in doubt rock it out

[@Zachomara]

You know I didn't realize the rock paper scissors reference until the title.

[@samw4728]

That is some broken rock boulder

[@IALanguages]

Diablo, you rock! 👍

[@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl]

Was expecting him to be revealed to be a her, and added to the harem.

[@user-nt6gw5gd8c]

Rock beats a lot of things like birds

[@stephenkenney8290]

Oh, come now! How could paper beat the raw density of stone!

[@catastros654]

ROLLING BOULDAR DA!!!!

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

So a fast moving bunny demi human was killed by a slow moving rock?! Okay

[@darrylferguson3622]

My guess is they were frozen in shock

[@thewaffle3d400]

This guy just got Rick *Rolled*

[@MagnakayViolet]

*Yu-Gi-Oh flashbacks of Nibiru summoning*

[@alucardromeo1759]

guy called a meteor shower lol

[@marcusmilton2079]

A bunny villain crushed by slow moving giant boulder

[@DavidFlrczk]

Killing 2 birds with one stone The secret is having a very large stone ahah

[@VChong1991]

The fact that he let that rock roll over him really made me question his intelligence.

[@Prodigi50]

He was too tired to move out of the way.

[@VChong1991]

@@Prodigi50 naw mayne he didnt even try at that point. Hes like just roll over me mr rock im just an unimportant character. Fight is long overdue and i have no more purpose in this plot lol

[@Prodigi50]

@@VChong1991 No. In the source material it shows that he’s pretty much “stun locked”, “out of stamina”, or “over encumbered”. Basically some equivalent of that status that’s in games.

[@VChong1991]

@@Prodigi50 pffft he didnt do dat dizzy animation when getting hit by a paladins hammer of justice 😆😆

[@michiorarimsama7179]

If The battle wasnt in a tiny placer, Diablo use white nova and The battle ends quickly

[@HunterAero]

I can't wait for season 3

[@silvervrana643]

he used the overload reaction

[@averymartin1327]

That's alotta damage.