Crutchie in Trouble, Broom Man & Other Stories

[@wolfpackmango]

Broom-man is an excellent new cast memeber and i can already tell from his debut performance his character has depth and potential, reminds me of a scary man type vibes from previous episodes. Crunchy making a cameo was also a high light.

[@ramalama9650]

What was Broom man doing, gathering up his next meal and then celebrating?

[@brixtonlad2757]

Angry Audi Dude also highly amusing, unfortunately I don't think we'll see him returning anytime soon. 😥

[@ThisisEngland1066]

Prefer Stick man for this guy or is that name already Taken? Either way i completely agree a new membership to the dodge squad has been acquired

[@ConalRF]

His character has developed slightly.

[@chrisjohnson3590]

Broomstick man’s carrying Crutchie’s emergency support.

[@MysteryMan-UK]

Crutchie loves charlie see how quick he was to greet him. 💕

[@stuartwalker16]

He was in good spirits 💪❤️❤️

[@paulp1008]

poor crutchie...he`s all fingers and thumbs n legs n ears n ankles...

[@ThisisEngland1066]

@@stuartwalker16 and im almost certain charlie loves him

[@djfearross4144]

He dead

[@MysteryMan-UK]

@@djfearross4144 He wasn't at the time I made the comment.

[@JustAnotherThisDJ]

buzzing to see Crutchies return. I wish him nothing but high quality freebase.

[@biglummox9862]

Freebase!!!! Memories are made of this 😆

[@JustAnotherThisDJ]

@@biglummox9862 lets make some my friend, as long as you bring Crutchie

[@DreamClean]

RIP

[@jessgibson4790]

You're one of the only constants in Crutchie's life, Charlie. Whatever else is happening in his dismal life, he loves to hate you!

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

BYE BYE CRUTCHIE 😆

[@andrewgould544]

Well said

[@jamiebrown8811]

"I'll shoot ya" with what heroin! Jog on divvy!

[@wpww9506]

he loves him now. check most recent video

[@KimDolanbuckley-ue3vn]

His nickname is turbo and it's my mate so leave ya nasty words till Ur by yourself

[@meisterlymanu5214]

every time i think about returning to the uk, i watch these, and i roll back to bed.

[@brianbickle7395]

No attention seeking morons with cameras where you live?? Don’t worry, it’s spreading 😊😊

[@meisterlymanu5214]

@@brianbickle7395 its far more civilized in spain. They enjoy the real things in life. the spanish teenagers act like uk ones did in the 70s. Civil, quiet and sober.

[@davidphilips5543]

​@@meisterlymanu5214 well said. Also true in many other Countries in Europe, Asia, Africa .... most of the world actually!

[@emmsue1053]

I am always amazed by people who assume a few square yards of a City centre is same as entire Manchester.. (you broke the mould here assuming it was entire Britain) Barcelona is full of handbag snatchers, pickpockets, graffiti and crumbling apartments .. Seville and many others have homeless people sleeping rough with no care whatsoever offered for over five years.

[@meisterlymanu5214]

@@emmsue1053 just got back from bilbao, visiting a new city, it was an uplifting experience. I cant say the same about Leeds, Birm or Manc.

[@JynxedKoma]

9:30 Charlie: *"YA TWATT!!"* Officer: *"OIIIII!"* 🤣🤣🤣

[@meravdom]

Lol 😂 you know your comment has the “translation to English” option… LMAO 🤣👏👏👏

[@gomy95]

This is my new favourite channel since I found you about a week ago. It’s like watching a nature doco of wild animals but instead of standing up to bears scaring them off, you stand up to thugs and say what we all wish we had to balls to say. An inspiration really

[@rickipaddon6962]

Likewise, only stumbled across it yesterday and been binge watching ever since. It’s genius!

[@denisgott]

Brum stick guy is just another boat tourist who should be sent back ASAP 😱🤯

[@TheMiseryIndex]

Broom man, he's a text book example why I steer clear of city centres and crowded places.

[@rolandrimann8788]

Imported class.

[@mattsutton9432]

Every town has its own version of a crutchie 😂😂

[@gtvrossa]

One of the craziest episodes I've ever seen on your channel lol, utter madness!!! Keep up the good work Charlie!

[@timgee999]

Can you imagine the entertainment if crutchie and broom man teamed up as a double act, hours of fun.

[@adventofknowledge]

"whats it gotta do wiv you, a took a wrong turn fucck off!" ahh that banter in our country. Gets me everytime.

[@12alocin]

Watching videos like this and witnessing city centers like this makes me think about finding somewhere remote to spend the rest of my days.

[@-GS-]

Manchester is just on a whole other level. I can't think of another city in the UK that displays such sights.

[@philhoultby]

If you could persuade Crutchie to 'rate a takeway', you would have some top drawer content on your hands.

[@johnnash2815]

Mibbe rate a dealer could be his niche

[@SimonWattsWILDPresentationsUK]

Gold

[@MrWarcraft691]

Crutchine should get his own spin off show playing sir digby chicken caesar

[@byMRTNjournals]

Nothings stopping him starting the KZbin channel and absolutely owning his degeneracy but it's probably beyond his ability to realise and seize upon it

[@19800bon]

Just need a Starsky to go with Crutchie

[@jaspercain1691]

Charlie we pleaded with you and you delivered, god bless the the crackheads and there little cotton socks 🤣👍🇭🇲

[@jc-cf2ks]

Polyester / nylon based socks

[@wisewoman1823]

The urban Legend uk, my bro 👍top urban channel, Always a pleasure to meet the Veitch 👌👍

[@PaulCowcher]

Captain Birdseye shat himself. So funny.

[@PaulCowcher]

@Davey dave Dave Or you have no sense of humour. You decide!

[@JD-lp5rw]

Yeah scaring old folks, funny if you're a 13 year old chav

[@short-and-simple]

Sometimes I can't believe that Manchester is a real existing place in a civilized country. It's an absolute madhouse and I'm really shocked by it sometimes. What the hell has happened in the last 20 years?

[@davidbetts9332]

Mass immigration on top of mass immigration.

[@briankelly5443]

IMMIGRANTS

[@davidk1644]

It's definitely a day to wear your stab vest, Charlie. Stay safe, photon collector

[@Michael-tb6ri]

Charlie get a job.

[@markettechniques]

​@@Michael-tb6rihe has one.. keeping your mum loaded 👌🤣

[@StrawberrySunday212]

Broom man is going about like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest 😂😂 Crutchie was given a 2nd chance at life and look what he's done with it! OMG I laughed so hard at Janet scaring ppl! 😂😂 I love the city Centre ones, Charlie. I love people watching. Another good photon collection👍🏼

[@thefella131]

1 year later and we have Ironside, pigeon nose,elbow man,dirty prince Harry, crutchie and a guy who said he was 53 but looks 83 and wants a square go with Fred. 😊. Should have called the guy with the brush Trigger instead of broom man though 😂

[@bfactor]

Love the outdoor rave footage with the blue haired young lady Charlie. Can't help but smile at that.

[@peterb2272]

Thank you for posting these videos. They are a perfect reminder why I live as far as possible away from humanity.

[@_Area-51]

Right 😂

[@noelward8047]

Flippin' brilliant. The 'Not Allowed' on the back of the van was epic. Nice to see excited people calming down as the photons are being gathered; Hopefully Crutchie didn't get himself into to further problems and Broom Man went on to cleaning the streets.

[@brixtonlad2757]

Crutchie is an absolute legend! Such a character! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Michael-tb6ri]

Charlie is something but far from fantastic.

[@PJ-wm9nq]

Poor old Crutchie. He reminds me of Harry Enfield's pet northener.

[@Benjaminduduu]

Crutchie, not allowed, and wrong turn rage chav. Great content! Love it 😂

[@dnalor7553]

Never has a prestigious car maker fallen from grace like Audi.

[@theurbanlegenduk1760]

Not allowed not allowed great to see you today Charlie💯💖👍

[@simondavids9438]

Quality 👌, best one you've done for a long time ,you'll bump into chain man again .Only person missing was music man .

[@moleman1961]

Charlie is the Steve Erwin of Manchester! Showing us all the weird and wonderful beasts that roam the City!

[@robharper6922]

I laughed way too hard at Captain Birdseye's furious reaction

[@robharper6922]

Just watched it again and realised he said "do you mind?" - amazing

[@TheDaflad]

“That old broom has had 17 new heads and fourteen new handles”…..

[@Mendax80]

Good to see that crutchies new life is much like his old life.

[@ImOnYouTube]

Lost it when crutchie sees you and instantly goes for you 😂

[@paulb22]

We need a Veitch cinematic universe, Crutchie, Broom Man, Music Man, the possibilities could be endless

[@nas8783]

Broom man is cray cray 😂 same broom he’s had it for 15 years……..had 4 new handles, 6 new heads

[@ConalRF]

08:05 "I took a wrong turn, fuck off." 😂 Drivers can relate.

[@PinkPanther4958]

in all fairness Manchester is not the easiest place to find your way round.

[@PrivateEye121]

Them lady's was proper going for it, with the beat box guy. 💃💃💃

[@truthbusteryeah5166]

fookin ell Charlie the things you go through for us.. thank you, stay safe

[@vacantblock]

Oh poor old crutchie... will lwatch after work. Have a good one mate.

[@helentucker6407]

Loved the scouser who'd taken the wrong turning 😆

[@andycapp5581]

Caaaaaarrrmmm down!

[@jamesdean1148]

prob lookin for the bin

[@tonykellykelly5195]

@@jamesdean1148 his cars probably worth more than you're life

[@TonyKelly-x3f]

​@jamesdean1148 WOW Crutchie the best dressed manc in Manchester

[@davidspion9548]

​@@jamesdean1148 You watch these videos of the dystopian shit hole that is Manchester, then still have the gall to criticise Liverpool people. Talk about a lack of awareness.

[@darrenthompson6046]

It's good that people can see how messed up Manchester is

[@MysteryMan-UK]

8:03 I'm always told that scousers have a great sense of humour? He certainly didn't 😂

[@johnfused8281]

Not intelligent enough these days to grasp the humour. That's just people in general sadly.

[@andycapp5581]

I like to go to Liverpool once in a while to visit my hubcaps.

[@sylvia9292]

@@andycapp5581 loool

[@MysteryMan-UK]

@@andycapp5581 The old ones are the best

[@dnalor7553]

@@andycapp5581 that would probably be catalytic converter nowadays…

[@PAFC1886]

He’s a main character at this point

[@TheBrawlBox]

'' Drag the Crutchie on the left-hand side.'' Manchester is the Theatre of the Absurd.

[@colbrown1800]

i used to worry that you’d run out of content in Manchester 😂 it’s truly the gift that keeps on giving

[@rockerchickdl]

Great video :D … you saw my security friend in the food markets today thanks for doing me a video message that was brilliant man 😁

[@strife255]

Bloody hell, best one in a while Charlie 🤣

[@Ade5]

Crutchie is such a class-act.. Gotta love it :)

[@petercherry2165]

Broom man, another great addition to our culture

[@tenfold7493]

He’s no crutchie

[@bigchris80]

Scouser on the wrong turn 😂😂😂 maddest video to date Charlie 😂✌

[@Nickbaldeagle02]

He must have taken 4 wrong turns at least. He must have driven down a bus only on Portland St, turned into Piccadilly gardens and saw an opening where the tram lines are.

[@brettsinclair4007]

"Get Captain Birdseye" 😂

[@willowmcgregor2529]

GMP really love Charlie and Charlie loves them.

[@thenewjerseydevil997]

Crutchie is saved? Hmmm. That was crazy fun. Thanks Charlie!

[@J_M_E_83]

That Scottish smurf is gonna get hurt screaming in random people's faces like that

[@kyleashton8345]

I’ve never been so addicted to a KZbin channel. Charlie Veitch is the man. Class content mate. Could watch your videos all day.

[@Philljag]

Guy in the Audi has a go at you and he’s the one in the wrong 😂😂

[@andycapp5581]

She offered him a blow job but he was worried it could effect his dole money !

[@PBclipz]

You call him crutchy, we call him Tony 😂

[@ukbcnorthwest2897]

Ahh good old crutchy. The complex relationship Charlie has with him is great. They've been enemies then friends, then back to enemies then crutchy died and respawned and who knows where it goes from here 🤣

[@moleman1961]

😂

[@parallaxview2143]

Honestly Charlie, the content has been stellar. This one was a banger and a nice contrast to the recent bouts of serenity.

[@blankblank4642]

Wind man was great, broom man is a problem.

[@risk0892]

Let the "I took a wrong turn" memes start

[@Andy-wn6wm]

"i took the wrong turn, fuck off" lmfao

[@DanYoungFitness]

Christ, there was just so much happening in this video 😂

[@TheJayLordx]

That Captain Birdseye scare was top class. Love that shit 😂

[@ryanwilson368]

It’s like they released all the people off the Jeremy Kyle show

[@JonnyBGood12]

Love a happy scouser....!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆👍👍

[@oilmustflow]

“ I’ve made a wrong turn” 😂😂😂

[@TradingCardsAndMore]

Crutchies jumpscared me, might try get a job working CCTV in Piccadilly so I can play Five nights at Crutchies . And the 7:20 not allowed 💀😂

[@TradingCardsAndMore]

@@a-bootiful-mind6648 😂😭 gotta happen

[@PaulCowderoy]

This one made my morning, Charlie. Thankyou!

[@cosmodog4845]

Football, I can’t get up early enough in the morning to start hating it!

[@brimkathstampex2306]

You're one of millions.

[@Greenpoloboy3]

12:24 love when the young'uns recognise you and are happy to see you

[@Wolfsschanze99]

Crutchie & the Police blowing Charlie a Raspberry, my day is complete.

[@peterkinge4461]

Wow I’m so proud to be British! Bloody state of our country 😢

[@mrade5321]

I can understand the scouser driving on the tram tracks, getting pissed off. Would you want to get filmed driving a stolen car?

[@mickpowell8503]

🤣🤣🤣

[@royalordinance]

I love the way the broom cretin walks in front of the camera, then says DONT FILM ME!!

[@TriSportsCricket]

Manchester City Centre on a Saturday is some kind of futuristic maximum security prison planet where the Category-A prisoners have taken control and lawlessness reigns supreme. 😅

[@mikehipperson]

It's gradually turning into a scene from "Blade Runner"!

[@andicee8324]

Poor Crutchie had competition for the "Most wasted" award of the day with Broom Man on the scene! What an action packed video.

[@legobatman8353]

Crutchie needs his own reality TV show.

[@Ch3FTNT]

I never knew Manchester and New York were twins! Holy crazies!

[@invisibleray6987]

VERY EXCITING EPISODE, LOTS OF VIOLENCE IN THE AIR

[@mauropereira1688]

This is the best video from this channel, keep it up mate

[@novascotia3300]

Crutchie seems very touchy.

[@JonnyParker-]

"Annie are you ok, are you ok , did you take that waxeen?"

[@ElectricEarth]

Charlie has a new nemesis - Brushie!

[@willroberts2576]

Crutchie and Charlie are like sworn enemies in a cartoon I swear

[@oildrag]

I was thinking exactly the same mate 😂 have you seen Willy the kid books 👍

[@mikeholls8644]

Would love crutchie to turn his life around and do a podcast with ya agree with what ya doin, not all of it walking on the ice after that tragedy wasnt good but agree nobody likes a mirror even myself sometimes but maybe what you do will make someone a better person then maybe it's doin more good than bad your a good man charlie god bless.

[@keithfallonmancity]

A Scouser lost in Manchester comedy gold

[@R8V10]

Classic crutchie 😂

[@NOX-ID47]

The Oy! Charles got from the nice lady officer was spot on what I heard endlessly growing up.

[@awreetmeowd]

Being an insular country bumpkin doesn't feel too bad after watching this.

[@Michael.OJackson]

You spelled incel wrong 13:53

[@Malegys]

Glad to see Crutchie has become Straight edge.

[@lucymooch5821]

The guy at the end on the right , "Time is never wasted if you are wasted all the time ".

[@TheVeyron81]

He’s not called broom man, he’s called Trigger, cause it’s had 17 new handles and 14 new heads

[@andycapp5581]

“No income tax no vat …..”

[@Louis-bh4xb]

crutchie nearly got the famous charlie veitch kick

[@GavTatu]

i like seeing recurring characters !

[@buzzindrones]

Crutchie tried to breach the Veitch But Not Allowed !!!! Broom man excellent new character in the series .