MEAT CLEAVER! | Short Film

[@soullivann]

“Perhaps the manufacturer provides the more sufficient repairs” is such a baller line

[@aboveaphid]

I really thought they was going to be a plot twist that the lady “the manufacturer” would be the murder because it’d be like the manufacturer of her death. 😅

[@EclecticAnkylosaurus]

@@aboveaphidI half thought she was gonna say “my mom?”

[@weedcat338]

I THOUGHT THAT MEANT SHE MADE THE TYPE OF KNIFE

[@Tosillyofcat]

Love how the red man is listening in while G is being respectful and letting Wendy talk on her own through the phone

[@reallybad7062]

Yeah, because G is all-knowing and has no need for it.

[@captaincapybara37]

Yeah, and I know I’m late but… where’d the second phone come from?

[@Tosillyofcat]

@@captaincapybara37 magic

[@captaincapybara37]

@@Tosillyofcat ah, of course. My mistake. 🤦

[@mollyl3095]

Praying to G that this is just the beginning of a long awaited Crypt TV renaissance.

[@jaxxmiller4850]

PLEASE

[@yourlocalpossum4744]

chat is this symbolism for therapy and forgiveness. Abused got the meat clever taken out but that doesn't mean she has to forgive him.

[@atydfan123-y4z]

You can take a piece of paper and crumple it up. You can also smooth it out afterwards, but the crinkles in the paper remain and it cannot become what it once was. The paper never forgets.

[@chewsstar]

Nice interpretation! I Like it

[@Hal_Hal_0]

Rise pfp spotted! 😋

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Thank goodness she didn't. That was the worst-ever request for forgiveness: he doesn't even manage to _pretend_ that he's sorry, and instead pulls that lame attempt at turning it around on her. And either way: she still dead, he took something like half a century of life from her, and maybe worst: he doesn't even get that he _should_ apologize. I really like that this serial killer wasn't depicted as impressive or even glamorous or mysterious: he's simple hateful and not very bright.

[@jimbobaggins209]

Chat? Wouldn't this be considered a comment thread? It's not exactly a bunch of people live chatting.

[@mortua_conjuga]

even satan's like "cool it with the misogyny"

[@Dr_Mortis_SCP]

This version of Satan is actually really great. He punishes people for being evil, he gives them a chance to be forgiven, and he even told the guy off for not apologising

[@imgonnatouchyourtoeswhiley]

I mean he was an angel before he made God angry😭

[@jerrbear5958]

So hes jesus ​@Dr_Mortis_SCP

[@Dr_Mortis_SCP]

@@jerrbear5958 I mean yeah, kinda

[@RonAbernathy27]

@@Dr_Mortis_SCPHe’s also dating God, if you didn’t catch that 😂😂😂

[@MoonyMoonzzi]

I really like the costume design for God, her white Afro kind of frames her face like a halo, and the chair almost looks like wings

[@Julia-lk8jn]

I noticed that, too! And those two white statues behind Wendy: one male, one female. But honestly, I love the second part best: the whole look of the, ahem, basement, of the guy who runs it, his unrepentant cussing and how adorable gleeful he is all the time. 😍

[@Ebus-ob2mq]

But you missed how her afro also looks like a cloud when the sky painting is behind her?

[@edwardtdm123]

I don't blame Wendy; I probably wouldn't forgive him either. 😒

[@ZombieMinion1992]

I mean, you forgive people who are actually sorry for what they’ve done he isn’t sorry for what he did. He’s sorry that he’s in hell. Next thing you know he’ll be on the phone with the guy in the truck that ran him over.

[@uncivilized_caveman]

I might've if like... he was sorry. but jeez

[@DanielMorales-gu3my]

Ironic how most male serial killers are essentially a gaggle of bitch boy losers ​@@ZombieMinion1992

[@SniffinSharpies]

FOR REALLLL like bro really just said “well like I don’t give a shit that I killed you, I just want them to take it easy on me down here” LIKE NO SHIT I AINT GONNA FORGIVE YOU

[@risenrosez]

I would watch a whole 4 season show about this

[@pinktapestry3495]

Check out The Good Place

[@jaxxmiller4850]

same

[@May.k424]

Have you watched the good place it’s a good show that has the same concept almost

[@tommerstr]

@@jaxxmiller4850 its the fuckinhg goodplace

[@jaxxmiller4850]

@@May.k424 I have, it's one of my favorite shows!

[@rockrgurl19]

I had zero expectations. This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while 100/10

[@TophinatorStreams]

Okay, let’s unwrap this like it came from a butcher’s! Meat Cleaver was: -Well paced, fluid and well acted! -Very funny -Characters made sense -Extremely well shot -My personal favorite thing is the Devil’s eyes, the contrast between the whites and the red skin, really defined the look!

[@griffinvoth705]

DoP here, thank you!! :) glad you enjoyed

[@G3mby]

@@griffinvoth705 dude u ate so hard this shit was so fire omg

[@JermaineMasker-ip3ox]

I liked the fact that the heaven and hell concept had generally terrible people in hell not the "I'm misunderstood" type just general jerks

[@mayasassoon4745]

This is one of the coolest shorts I've ever seen. Checks all my boxes. Funny, stylized, well casted, well written, golden concept. This director better make this concept a feature, and better make other features. I am a serious fan. This reminds me of all my favorite directors. I am obsessed.

[@georgetaylor5625]

If you liked this please check out Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell I loved that show it was amazing but got canceled

[@EyesOfByes]

"I love you too" LOL

[@EyelessAnimator]

This is the kind of existential comedy the world needs. I love everything about this short. The colors, the way it’s shot, the writing and the acting!!

[@cowbearrie]

i need this to be a show like im desperate. god and satan are literally just so accurate to what i imagine them being in my head..

[@godofmath1039]

They aren't real

[@peoplesuck8183]

​@@godofmath1039 ok ig but like who tf asked

[@Taekaleaf]

@godofmath1039 People have different beliefs. I know, how shocking.

[@godofmath1039]

@@Taekaleaf People are allowed to not believe in things for which there exists no evidence, bigot.

[@Taekaleaf]

@@godofmath1039 Yes, they are. Which was what I tried to explain to you. I think opinions are lovely and all but your insight really wasn't needed here. Sorry if I come off as rude, but it's quite frustrating that the point flew over your head.

[@madisondaniels2524]

This needs to be a full feature film in the future.

[@KrazyKuno]

I love Wendy's outfit! And I laugh that she says omg in front of God herself. Even God's like "You're really gonna say that in front of me?"

[@lavender_lights9193]

If this were a full fledged show I'd eat that up so quick

[@shihohinomorisbiggestfan]

real. esp if there was some sort of mystery element

[@silmarillion_80085]

"I love you too" WHATTT ARE THEY A COUPLE LOLLL

[@adrianafarraro9836]

God is regarded as the parent of angels and archangels, and based on this I think they meant a family love

[@piinkmetal]

doesn’t have to be romantic! i think it would be pretty sweet if they were besties too but either way that’s a fun line

[@willberman1562]

Don’t you say I love you to your mom, even if you’re mad at her?

[@B-ve6xb]

Choking on my water this is so funny

[@SpaceGnomeIsBored]

Yeah, it’s hilarious!

[@PotatoPo-Ta-To]

This short is give off some really fantastic Tim Burton/ Kooky Beetlejuice vibes.

[@erikstelling5639]

I was bummed when I missed this at its festival screening, but to watch in full now was so worth the wait! Horror comedy is tough to do but this was so well done!

[@Tsusagi]

He said he loves her too I’m GUSHING 🥺

[@ZombieMinion1992]

I would watch this as a television series. also the girl playing Wendy would be an amazing Disney princess she is super cute. Adorable 10 out of 10. Great job.

[@annayulina1865]

Such a perfect script! More movies like that, pls. We need a feature

[@HappilyMundane]

Honestly the Devil saying "love you too" made me audibly "aww"

[@platesmcplates9057]

Oh this could definitely be a show

[@Dragonaiis]

this feels like if The Good Place met Umbrella Academy

[@AfoteyAnnum]

This was super well written. I would totally watch an entire series based in this universe. The 'I love you too' part when the devil is on the phone with god was HILLAAARRRIIIOOOUUUSSSS 😂😂😂😂

[@KevinFridge-qc2pp]

I love how there was a little pause before saying “the drawer” bc during the pause I was thinking “door? There aren’t doors.” and then gives me an answer

[@sybersamurai2369]

G and The devil are honestly the best KZbin actors ive seen. Please, make more of these🙏

[@hyrumforstrom980]

What an amazing short film. I am excited to see what Jared does next! Hopefully he can get his hands on a feature film because the production and directing was out of this world!

[@m.rohlfsen3643]

If Tim Burton and Wes Anderson had an illegitimate child together, it would look exactly like this!

[@i_wholeheartedly_refuse1]

this is a perfect film. comedy, short and sweet, beautifully shot. 6 seasons and a movie, I beg

[@garrettarreguin]

FINALLY something original, creative and hilarious! This needs to be a series!

[@denizium.]

thank u youtube overlords for recommending me this masterpiece 🙏🙏

[@rosemarrysews1624]

Omg the characters designs are so amazing I’d watch a full series about this

[@alyssaholbrook4358]

AMAZING ACTING, MAKEUP AND DIRECTING!!! SOOOO GOOD!

[@enphorall]

i just need an entire show based on the lil red man and G

[@kirtywright1974]

Loved this!! Had me so engaged, right from the get go! Both actresses, were absolutely gorgeous! The acting was so on point. I can’t see anyone dissing this short. Horror with a splash of comedy. A great little short, and a great production. Well done to all involved👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@doglovervibez]

I believe they’re from dharmann

[@JaggerSofia]

Completely expecting a scary video, never been more glad to be wrong this is aone of the funnies things I've seen in a long time!

[@XanderFilmsz]

I am so happy to come across this gem!! What a great film!! These concepts of heaven and hell and the devil and god are incredible! and linking the stories like that !! This is why I love film!

[@oblongbox5110]

Didn't know what to expect from this, but I wasn't expecting it to be good. And I can honestly say that this film was absolutely brilliant. Everything about it was good, even to the end song, and the end credits. The acting was great, the presentation was great. Thank you for blessing crypt with this film.

[@jaxxmiller4850]

Oh my G, this short was so fuckin gooooood. I loved the sets and costume design -- the juxtaposition between the stark, almost sterile whiteness of the first setting (trying to keep it at least somewhat vague just in case there's anyone reading the comments before actually watching it) and the cluttered yet purposeful grunginess of the second setting is *chef's kiss*. Especially when you start to look and notice some of the details, like the dartboard with the crumpled up drawing. All of the actors did amazingly, the awkwardness in the second half was hilariously palpable and I am pretty certain that the line "you think someone just set the thermostat to 'Fuck Me in Public' mode?" is going to live in my head rent-free for a hwhile. That and the "love you too" before the "it's for you." Well-written, funny, clever... I think this is my new favorite short film!

[@AnnieNorthman89]

We need more of her, she's the best 😂

[@jenipurdy44]

This is good what😭😭(also this is so cute when he says i love you to G 11:40)

[@liamhill4679]

I would probably watch a whole series on this premise

[@epic-ace-studios8519]

Now I want 😂 either a series or a full length movie.

[@45potato95]

"I met God and She was a black woman" is such a cool twist for an open like that I love it

[@memememe7081]

Oh my G this is genuinely the best short film I’ve watched in years

[@onlycows726]

i love the characters so much i hope this gets enough support to become a pilot or something

[@TeamMashups]

I haven't seen anything this good for a long time! Great job! 🥰

[@HausOfBrick]

For real!!

[@user-sk3jz1gk2d]

I love this kind of humor

[@reneeeli8645]

This needs to be a SERIES

[@Oculusgraphics200]

This needs to b a show or a full movie

[@Bambou_.]

If only he would’ve just taken accountability 🙃✨

[@pastelcatnip]

Or…taken Responsibility™ (if you know you know)

[@chimarajigsawlord]

GET OUT!!!!! 🪥🦷:}

[@SillyCrisp]

@@pastelcatnip MOUTHWASHING MENTION???

[@nscouture25]

this is everything! ! ok aspect ratio

[@Mr.Candlewick]

THIS NEEDS A FULL SHOW

[@marywhitt9807]

Loved it! The humor and timing are excellent, as are All of the actors/actresses! Hilarious!

[@AmIDusty420]

This is such a weird spin for Crypt TV. Like, if they turned this into a full show on Netflix or something, I would absolutely watch that,

[@elaynaaubreygonzo3744]

This is exactly why i stay subscribed i never know what im in for 😂😂😂

[@ItsOurGamingChannel]

So funny 😅

[@froggyleaf6096]

Give. This. Artwork. Its. Damn. Recognition.

[@GalacticSquidKid]

Awesome work!! This was everything I could've hoped for! So happy that everyone can see this!

[@tiffanybenefield1980]

That's straight-up awesome. So sitcom or movie material.

[@johnadams2321]

i wish this would become a full movie

[@GregSotolov]

So good!!! I’m so glad this is finally online!

[@StarrSmithFilms]

This is so much fun and so refreshing to watch. I absolutely LOVED it. Jared’s work is incredible, from his music video work to this, he’s going so far. Hell yes.

[@juanchopingo]

The colors in this are amazing!

[@judasrigby]

This woukd make an incredible series!

[@johnshaw2855]

Please make this a series

[@rowlandgillette2100]

I wish this was a full length film. Great job!

[@Helluva_Boss_Blitz08]

This is like if woopie Goldberg and and Charlie Morningstar were in the same room

[@denizium.]

THIS LOOKS SO PRETTY THE COLOURING THE SET DESIGN THE CINEMATOGRAPHY ITS SO APPEASING ‼️‼️‼️

[@aubreylui]

I WAS WAITING WITH THE COUNTDOWN

[@KarenCastaneda-xd6gr]

OMG- this is such a creative, well done film! To make a movie and utilize 2 genres so well is crazy great 🥳. Bravo- everyone needs to watch!!

[@DocBrooks83]

That “for real”? was hilarious.

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Outro lyrics: (La la la la x2) Wendy was the sweetest girl I say was cause she was killed Traipsing in her Sunday best, a target on her head Never ahead of the curve, she couldn’t spot her murderer Burlap sack and meat cleaver- A bone to pick with the universe! Sometimes, you just die. So…That’s why: it’s sweet and it’s sad (yeah) It beats a meat cleaver in the head! (La la la la x2)

[@MinoriAsagiri]

Song?

[@robbieboydudeguy]

@@MinoriAsagiri it’s probably called meat cleaver ? Idk I just wrote the words as I heard them at the end of the film, I’ll keep looking for it elsewhere but for now it’s just meat cleaver’s outro

[@Rat-TasticX3]

Absolutely amazing, gonna need that last song on Spotify it hits so hard

[@bouillonjules2]

Love this. Hilarious. More please! Kudos to the cast and crew. You all did a fantastic job. Five stars👍👍👍👍

[@ChurchofCthulhu]

It felt like some great absurdist 80’s horror! Better than anything Hollywood has put out in 20 years! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@meadowlarrk]

brb watching over and over. love this film

[@ribbituwh0re971]

plssssss a show with 20 seasons

[@uh-lee-uh]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE! LETS GOOOOO

[@KABELLARIUM]

Excellent work.

[@viktorblondeen4925]

Dude that played Devil was funny man, his eyes were so animated.

[@JasmanianDemi]

This was a good idea for a film just wish it was longer, good job!

[@katieromanovich9215]

This is what we like to see!!!

[@Benjamin-ug5fu]

That was great. Thank you for an excellent movie. 🎬👏

[@MausMasher54]

Glad I was not sipping fresh hot Canna-Coffee or it more than likely would have it my monitor....LOL

[@Xofan95]

Well, that was some comedy material there x3 (also 4th wall break xD)

[@lovemealways7]

LOVE LOVE LOVE this, especially Red I can see myself doing Boilermarkes and Fireball shots with pun intended lol two thumbs-ups

[@aelincat8455]

I'm not entirely sure what I just watched, but I AM sure that I loved it😂

[@HausOfBrick]

HILARIOUS! Worth the wait!! The actor for Satan had me dying 🤣🤣

[@chaosiscoming9184]

since crytp tv has been back this has to be the best thing that they put up

[@MADELLINE]

THIS IS TOO GOOD MORE LIKE THIS PLS

[@jennifercoopman]

Very well done! Ao glad i got to see this, thank you!

[@trannification8410]

saw the trailer for this in Instagram and was SO HAPPY when I saw it. Absolutely fantastic. this is GREAT.

[@Braxtonbartholomew-cs4ie]

THIS NEEDS T BE A FULL FLEDGED SHOW RIGHT TF NOW!!!

[@Walker-x1s]

LOVED IT🔥 want two more episodes by the beginning of next year ❤❤❤❤

[@ensaladadecocodrilo5008]

this was so good for no reason

[@lorrainekopp6504]

That was great. No idea where it was going. 😊