HOW TO MAXIMUM | Crysis

[@Deus_Vult_]

PETA: we need to stop killing animals TheRussianBadger: throws a chicken into a tank

[@marcus4046]

*LAUNCHES FROG WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

[@CriminalGamingHimself]

I mean to be fair Badger has probably killed less animals in this game than PETA irl

[@jakejohnson718]

@@CriminalGamingHimself *MAXIMUM ROAST*

[@astro.mp3348]

Peta: we need to stop killing animals Bajur: then the animals....will kill YOU

[@Ozymandias2x]

PETA wants YOU to stop killing animals, for food or for resources. PETA also kills animals for no reason at all and doesn't use a single part of them. A key part of being a virtue signaler is to be the thing you're pretending to stand against, after all.

[@moogle68]

That ending killed me. "So yeah, you're gay." [ *Starts doing guitar solo* ]

[@HarpoTheVillain]

+PatriotPigeon BUT WHY IS HE PLAYING PART OF A TRACK FROM THE MEGA MAN X SOUNDTRACK OUT OF ALL THINGS

[@moogle68]

HarpoTheVillain I didn't know that was what he was playing, but what were you expecting him to play?

[@HarpoTheVillain]

PatriotPigeon I don't know. But I will now make it my mission to find that guitar rendition he's playing, put it on my phone and play it as I taunt the people around me with various derogatory slurs and burns.

[@roguenines230]

In the original the guy played a super easy piece from Enter Sandman, someone else just edited this over it.

[@akumati4061]

SRRogue what's the original

[@Denny2669]

Dude, have you ever noticed that the enemies always scream out their next move?That's how changing the language makes the game harder, you can no longer predict your enemies.

[@limeangelo6019]

Dbz style

[@thelastwisp1205]

Daniel Zagora just learn Korean

[@ratman-f1b]

@@thelastwisp1205 ah a gamer i see

[@thelastwisp1205]

Evan Bates it’s known as a pro gamer move lol

[@devoidchain5846]

Well bang ok

[@rb10293]

I would assume making the enemies speak Korean would mean you can't understand them and know what they're doing when you can see them

[@MrTSGaming13]

Yeah that was point probably. But who needs info when you got guns and some kind of nano suit aka power armor.

[@t850terminator]

Its even funnier if you’re Korean or can understand Korean. So you get info either way.

[@cemalbakrc3992]

The game has own ai for each korean soldier that makes the ''Delta'' difficulty superior hard cuz they even make plans in the combat like search together or throwing grenade to you or just wait for you and gatter intel where you are etc... Thats the point of it.

[@nathanclark2424]

Unless you're Korean. Which in that case the game just became slightly easier (minus AI difficulty)

[@unchartedgaming4733]

I frend corona he only play hard because corean speak talk

[@TheReviewsprime]

I'm dying from that frog bit XD

[@woollywoozles1345]

Im dying more than the frog did

[@tylerpatterson3328]

I'm dying from carteact arrest

[@A-S06]

Team Aura: TheReviewsprime you're all dying. I'm dead.

[@blammowammo5886]

Your XD gave me cancer.

[@small_swan7766]

E.F GO home

[@dannyzero692]

AI: **Speak English** Pro Korean gamer: **Confused screaming** Pro Korean gamer: **See Delta difficulty** Pro Korean gamer: "재미가 시작되는 곳"

[@locknload625]

this is real XP

[@2miligrams]

ok

[@arbiterregnant]

Translation: "Where the fun begins".

[@GhostfaceRocks]

Oh, that's why it's korean.

[@silkenemperor]

6:22 when Nokia starts manufacturing armor.

[@thelastwisp1205]

Lol

[@dilo9277]

Why not 7:55

[@anubisd613]

Naaah still Nokia is beter

[@playbetter7937]

True

[@mintmag8748]

Because enemies will announce things like when they're reloading and going to cover. Difficultly also affects other things.

[@49mozzer]

Like that fucking matters when you're wearing a hand me down iron man suit.

[@mrn234]

@@49mozzer Play it on Delta and then come back. Just because you have the Nanosuit that doesnt make you invincible especially on Delta.

[@49mozzer]

@@mrn234 Yeah I highly doubt millions of dollars worth of defense research would be as durable as paper.

[@FalseAlarm100]

Having enemies speak Korean instead of English makes it harder during combat. When they speak English you can hear soldiers shouting "Move up, I'll cover you... Go left... Go right... etc" and you can anticipate the enemy's movements by listening to the chatter. You can't do this when they speak Korean, unless you know how to speak Korean I guess

[@_Salok]

Mountain Jew ... Unless you speak Korean. Also, after awhile you can understand what they're saying. In a way, World at War taught me what Granate, Flammenwerfer and Shweine means for instance.

[@elijahhirst9955]

I'm like 98% sure Bajur does speak Korean unless I'm mistaken, but I know he either speaks Korean or Japanese.

[@imasepan]

elijah hirst probably korean cause he's a big fan of kpop probably the only reason our country is noticed

[@thenukedgamer65]

Mountain Jew hes new to the game for sure,he used the fy for long range kills

[@SubmarineCommander]

Bippity Boppity WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PROPERTY

[@jmcdonald8902]

In the intro: Game: maximum strength. Me: it cant be that strong. Russianbadger: throws a frog so hard it defies logic

[@legionx4046]

Logic and physics

[@alwaysindanger2279]

@@legionx4046 Physics no longer matter when something breaks THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND RIPS A HOLE IN SPACE ITSELF

[@legionx4046]

@@alwaysindanger2279 true 🤣

[@howtomundane3109]

In the Engine, the devs forgot to add a mass to the frog, so its weight is 0, and therefore not affected by gravity.

[@slavhardbass6997]

“So yeah, you’re gay.” GUITAR INTENSIFIES

[@Asdtable]

Do you know teh full jingle?

[@necro5430]

tingus pingus

[@r.j.j.o]

@@Asdtable The guitar bit is Spark Mandrill's theme from Mega Man X.

[@Asdtable]

@@r.j.j.o thank you. THANK YOU SO MUCH IVE BEEN SEARCHING FO IT FOR A YEAR

[@AcidGlow]

*Maximum Chicken ✅😎*

[@seanmcilvenny2236]

Some random person to this comment: MAXIMUM PETA

[@thememan1387]

Pass me the chicken

[@Frontaled]

Maximum nugget

[@DjLaserShark]

At least you can get married now even if you don't take Guitar Hero challenges.

[@dpetersz]

You...you win the internet for today

[@Tathlerz]

What if badger married Jessika Van! Haha I feel like they'd be perfect. lol.

[@DjLaserShark]

zach terrell She's a she, fam. Badger would probably marry Edgar and then fuck him over on the divorce so he could buy himself a warehouse full of Senpai Cuddle Pillows and a years supply of PB&Js.

[@colej2190]

Lol

[@nightowl9398]

Me: Don’t let the intro be something too strange Me a couple seconds later: Well, I jinxed it

[@ChrisV_313]

The language change is more difficult because you can no longer follow vocal cues made by the enemies.

[@BlackBirdJacobo]

But can it run crysis?

[@raulphilipgoco403]

Top 10 questions science can’t explain

[@sovietbearprotectorofrussi4861]

I knew someone else got it

[@thenoobgamer95]

Classic :' )

[@mack7235]

Lmao

[@Chadhrvat]

In Soviet Russia crysis run you

[@Ecselsiour]

8 years on and this game still looks better than most of the garbage that comes out today.

[@Ozzianman]

Thats wat you get when game devs push the graphical limits.

[@Ecselsiour]

Nekoz (Battlefield 4 and more) Yup.

[@BenExell]

XarKavier Imagine what PC games could look like now if consoles didnt hold us back so much

[@frostad8444]

XarKavier Lol not really actually this game looks really dated compared to what comes out today

[@user-ly2ll5od1r]

Sir.Jimmy Rustlington tell me an example game that looks worse than crysis 1 that came out in tue last 3 years. Even crysis 3 already looos dated.

[@poisenbery]

The enemies in the game would have voicelines like "IM GOING FOR A FLANK!" and him and 5 other guys would try to flank you. I caught onto that in lower difficulties. If they didn't speak english, you wouldn't have the benefit of knowing what they were going to do.

[@v.ballantine]

Once you've played it enough, you can be unpredictable and it won't matter what language they're speaking. This is my favorite FPS above all others due to the open-world semi-linear approach, and I've replayed it dozens of times.

[@johnthompson5855]

Oh my God who the hell cares

[@343GuiltySparkO4]

This is what happens when you say "I'm only playing Hardline now and never playing BF4" and the game turns out to be not great.

[@evan23818]

Lol

[@MrNinjaSkittles22]

Diem I was just going to comment that

[@ThePeepinTommy]

Hahah

[@deeflow3714]

True that

[@Pouncingpuma7]

Diem He kinda backed himself into a corner

[@lanangganesa7828]

7:53 so yeah ur gei *solo guitar Spark Mandrill love it.

[@Kromka]

MOOOOAAAAARRR BUTTERFILD BAJUR!

[@shevela3216]

1:57 the first dab

[@longboi13]

The dab of 2007

[@FaceSTAB411]

5:10 HOLY SHIT WHERE IS "There it is" FROM!? I feel like every bajur bideo it's in there's one guy asking and nobody ever telling

[@sombersquibble8675]

***** It is from a youtuber by the name of Rebeltaxi. That is, if i'm not mistaken. EDIT: I'am mistaken. :p

[@Flafski]

***** angryjoe

[@seanhussey7775]

I know, I've been looking for it since Vietnam!

[@FaceSTAB411]

★Mr Fluffy★ can you link it with a time?

[@tylersawinski9637]

I think it's from Angry Joe's Destiny review

[@SPEC7RA]

The first fps i ever played, and one of my favorites. Also back in 2008 when i played the multiplayer was awesome

[@matheussccp7212]

Payday2 m8 that game is perfect for a video like this one!

[@billonthehill5405]

I totally agree! Bajur pls!

[@BDozer666]

MatheusSCCP Payday 2? Hell no. He should play Payday: The Heist, that game is superior. Seriously, Payday 2 is a DLC cashgrab crappy updates break shit stupidity. Payday: The Heist on the other hand, is a proper, awesome game.

[@anthonybarone8144]

MatheusSCCP It isn't getting a sequel.

[@hank9499]

Anthony Barone What? Payday The Heist and there is Payday 2. There IS a sequel.

[@anthonybarone8144]

Derp Plays Payday two isn't getting a sequel.

[@kingroon4731]

Years later, I somehow never forgot the stupid fucking frog intro. Thanks for the good memories badger ❤.

[@Slafeys]

If u want to be spidey. Just buy Just Cause2 You know why? Just cause!

[@Ozzianman]

I see what you did the ;D

[@gioandres205]

Or wait for JC3

[@Slafeys]

Maybe he can do something like Star Wars Battlefront 2 to show how the games before the new ones where.

[@IK4MS]

+Jurassic Xenomorph Or buy Just Cause 3. Wait a second...

[@angelmendoza7078]

I was like the crassic spider man music just when Just Cause

[@silkenemperor]

3:58. I suppose it's so you can't hear "Grenade!" Or "Flank him!"

[@49mozzer]

Just shoot them an watch out for the grenade indicator. Simple.

[@devinthierault]

There i see hin

[@devinthierault]

Hes out der somwhere

[@NoviTheProvi]

"Then you jab like a 14 year old girl" You ever get punched by a soft ball player, Badger?

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Take it from someone who's been jabbed in the diaphragm by a 10 year old more times then I can count, it's not fun.

[@VinceMouse]

The man playing the Spark Mandrill theme is a hero and I will never hear otherwise.

[@umbraeclipse8552]

I got recommended this and Crysis is possibly getting a remaster so yayyyyyy-!

[@gabiedubin]

despite being called the russian badger ur english is flawless

[@MortVsGaming]

he speaks fluent english and german. no russian though

[@gabiedubin]

so why is he called the russian badger ???

[@MortVsGaming]

+gabie dubin because he can :P #Yuripls

[@gabiedubin]

......

[@IDK_James]

gabie dubin His name is RussianBadger because he thought of what's tough and Russians and badgers came to mind

[@birubu]

I love how this game uses to be so innovative it literally fried 99% of computers in existence and now we have RTX.

[@30CZEchpoint]

This game got me into gaming, its a shame sequels were so ripped of by so many cool features from the first game.

[@alanritchie7850]

30CZEchpoint There were some crap features in the first game as well. While the streamlining lost some good bits, it ultimately was for the best

[@anjaneyasreetrout2444]

The first game had its own fair share of problems. Many of them were actually solved in the sequel lol.

[@foxboiunknown320]

5:57 that wasnt a korean, that was me hunting down whoever stole my snacks...

[@diabeticjesus87]

The frog has ascended to a higher plain of existence. We should fear him.

[@restafausta]

Reason Badger rarely upload 1.Gameplay 2.Finding funtage 3.editing 4.enjoy >(^_^)>

[@IROBERTWILSON]

Voted best badger intro of all time.

[@kinggrantking]

The bottom left Korean music video at 4:04 is Dal Shabet - BBB for anyone who was... interested :>

[@azmodanpc]

Yep, just came here to ask (for a friend, of course) :D Thx

[@Madz00000]

Who da fuck would want to know I'm not trying to be a asshole

[@skyhigh9105]

ah yes, the video where it all started for me. One fateful day it was on my recommended and I absolutely LOVED his content, been a huge fan ever since. The money ive spent on gamersupps T_T

[@thimovijfschaft3271]

The story is pretty interesting actually. Basically some archiologist found aliens. They were there for millions of years and were preparing for an attack. They found out that they needed to stop those guys. So they stole technology from the aliens, and used that to develop a super suit. But they needed to test the suit, so they basically payed the Koreans to fuck up the Ling Shian islands, and told the US that they were testing nukes there. So basically they wanted to create a war, just so that they could test the suit. But the Koreans found a mothership from the aliens. And that ship was trying to take off, but it didn't have enough energy, so it started draining all the energy from. All over the island, which is why it all froze. This ofc made the guys that made the suit pretty happy (oh they are evil btw, they play important roles in Crysis 2 and 3.) since it was putting the suit to test against what it was created to fight. They also sold the suits to the Koreans, also for the sake of testing. And yeah they decided to nuke the island because that is a quick solution to getting rid of a crap ton of aliens because they are all on same island. But instead that caused a huge spike in energy for the aliens to drain for their mothership. It is unclear what happened to the mothership after Crysis 1, but I think it was stated somewhere vaguely that it failed to take off and crashed on the same island. But yeah I do think that the story gets more interesting with 2 and 3. 1 is meh

[@jayvanx154]

damn

[@markmcgehee3864]

The remaster just came out on now and I learned the whole plot of the remaster is literally Evil people trying to save the world create super suit and cause conflict to test it while aliens try to jumpstart broken spaceship

[@Ace-gi8pf]

Dude Little Eisenstein's was the dopest show. You wake up at 9am, you get a nice plate of waffles and pop that show on. Ahh, those were the days

[@EpicWaterDrop]

ayyy lmao

[@EpicWaterDrop]

***** ayyy

[@teadrinkingilluminati9173]

EpicWaterDrop ayyyyliens lmaoooo!

[@EpicWaterDrop]

TeaDrinkingIlluminati ayyyliens

[@FurkensFarsa]

EpicWaterDrop ayyy

[@xLemperx]

Ayee lmao

[@hashbrownselfie7524]

I think the speaking Korean bit was a difficulty boost for stealth players trying to hear enemy plans or movements, or to understand what the enemies are doing a firefight, like reloading, grenade, or something like that.

[@1u2a]

c_minor_4_life vs badger guitar hero duel when

[@skyeazura3593]

The opening sequence kills me every time I come back to this video

[@prodbyMOONMAN]

7:44 favorite thing ever 😂😂😂

[@ComradeCheekiBreeki]

4 new bajur videos that i haven't watched? Heaven!

[@jaderabbit898]

If I ever developed a game I'll add throwing explodable chickens

[@CountryDuck8fg]

Hilarious video. I loved the crisis series and one of the most sad moments was when the world total of players of crisis 3 in the world was about 500ish... That's three months after launch.

[@HarpoTheVillain]

7:53 WHY PLAY SPARK MANDRILL'S THEME SONG THOUGH?

[@Theonlyping_]

5 years and it’s still being recommend

[@snickerdoodle7877]

wanna know something cool? badgers vids were made to be watched high

[@nosleepclub5404]

Most beautiful thing I have ever seen Le phrogge has ascended to a higher level

[@havenbrush7100]

I love Crysis. But Crysis 2 did the nano suit better.

[@johnthomas1253]

Joe Fisher 4 REAL !?

[@LarsVeldscholte]

Joe Fisher Errr, no. Crysis 2 was OK but they dumbed down the Nanosuit mechanics enormously.

[@havenbrush7100]

Lars Veldscholte it felt more powerful

[@montyoh5243]

What about crisis 3😚

[@MrBullsBalls]

The Noob Enforcer It's pretty much the same with slight changes.

[@demanihemley]

Badger your videos make my night keep up the good work

[@oneofyoutube9799]

R.I.P. Froggo

[@livingmylifeatmach2]

The little face Badger's got for his profile picture, I can picture it being the face used whenever random things happen in the games he plays. I.E., when he throws the frog at the pickup and it floats away. That face cracks me up.

[@Leif918]

Song name at 00:30 no darude fuckyou storm plz

[@SuperibyP]

Leif Henriksen Darude - Sandstorm I kid - It's Ducktale's "The Moon" theme :)

[@SuperibyP]

Never claimed it to be either ;)

[@angrymirelurk4320]

Listen to us guy, it's definitely Darude Sandstorm

[@RealCadde]

Leif Henriksen How is it so few know that song... Best song in all of 8 bit universe.

[@anthonybarone8144]

***** Vanoss truly created a new Puncake epidemic, the SOB.

[@smileysatanson3404]

crysis is the only game i ever regretted puschasing

[@SamlovesYT]

Anybody else watching this after the release of the crysis remastered trailer

[@ngocnguyenhong8007]

Thank You Crytek Games!

[@BrickFilmsCinema]

I think they're expecting koreans to play on the hardest difficulty (cus asians) so naturally they'll put in their language.

[@honorguard7616]

nope,it's a game design,enemies wi ll callout what they plan to do

[@49mozzer]

@@honorguard7616 That would be a problem... if you weren't wearing a nanosuit.

[@honorguard7616]

@@49mozzer touch confused

[@49mozzer]

@@honorguard7616 Just cause you can't understand them doesn't mean you can't predict them. Plus some people actually know how to speak Korean.

[@honorguard7616]

@@49mozzer okay,so to start You can predict them,Yes ,I never said you couldn't,But callouts are generally speaking sure fired you know Korean wise,I can agree ,but I am curious how a korean copy was

[@mattyrobinson6836]

Never have I seen such a emotions story in the first 40 seconds of a vidoe

[@diobrando7120]

Maximum Speed Maximum Strengh MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[@EntG1]

First time you said "Super Suit" in the video, I was just hoping you'd reference the Incredibles. You didn't disappoint.

[@renanviana87]

What's the name of the song c_minor_4_life plays? pls no sarude - dandstorm

[@renanviana87]

Whoever is interested: Mega Man X - Spark Mandrill's Stage

[@elijahhirst9955]

I need to no as well plz

[@harryworthington707]

Badger has solved racism “bullets don’t care what language you speak!”

[@asfjbnsad]

did badger run out of ideas to make videos

[@BoarhideGaming]

Remember when he made 30 minutes long videos about 1 topic and got sidetracked into 7 other topics at once? That was the time man, funny as hell

[@Devoniam1]

Clark Kent No he just got bored of Hardline

[@zaidjarrar8796]

He said he won't play bf4 and will play hardline only but apparently he regretted that

[@teadrinkingilluminati9173]

***** no really, hardline as itself is dead on pc

[@anthonybarone8144]

Clark Kent Not exactly, E3 just happened so he's doing videos on all the games that are getting sequels.

[@JAMILANGAMES]

Love this kind of reviews from you

[@jasperhb5991]

omg that intro

[@Elkatook666]

thats the music from gradius, it might not be the 8-bit version from my childhood, but it is undeniable. my mum was ADDICTED to playing this game !!

[@ehudkirsh766]

hi badger, Y R U obsessed with Japanese programs?

[@7Dziugas]

I used to play multiplayer back in the day when this game was released and boy it was fun.

[@thepancakegamer9520]

I pissed myself when I saw the intro

[@mixabletomato133]

The PancakeGamer why

[@henryhill92]

It's kind of amazing that this game came out in 2007 and now 8 years later new games barely look any better than it. Have we reached the wall?

[@mortal465]

ayyliens

[@FloppyCocHoppy]

6 years later and that intro still hits 😂

[@austinpovlich2502]

Who’s here in 2024

[@Tathlerz]

Bajur Y U SO GOO AT KZbinS!!?!? You're so awesome I can't wait for your next video!!!

[@azbyn692]

Do you like this comment?

[@DrewEon]

Not exactly. Too plain for my taste

[@philippelavoie7418]

2/10 not enough memes -ign

[@samuelmcgreal4676]

11/10 would read again

[@Unit645]

Andrei Azb 1/10 too much water

[@HachesLP]

your intros are the best i ever seen in my life. they are so funny!!!!!!!!!

[@daneclark3183]

Just wanted to let you know your material is very funny and i enjoy watching you

[@ethanhill851]

MC: needs ammo Also MC: *TAKES THE ENTIRE GUN*

[@marcellauener1646]

While the frog was flying to space, I had my eyes closed, thinking of playing that game when I was a kid. Then you shot the frog. Thanks.

[@bliblivion]

this bring back good memories.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Aliens don't freeze us in perfect breakdancing stances. They freeze us in JOJO POSES

[@hayden872r]

badger has the best humor i ever seen

[@adolfom.r.3811]

the first 45 seconds are pure gold of youtube.

[@theunholycrusader2829]

Greatest intro

[@ryanlockhart5328]

You chucked that toad so hard it transcended physics temporarily

[@dumplingdude8083]

You deserve 1000000 subs man, badger u bagel

[@wesleymyers4160]

that beginning is pure gold

[@apex_7766]

You really cleaned his cluck. That guy got clucked up. The chicks are gonna love that.

[@incog.lr2]

Tell this man about the remastered version.

[@Brick9]

"...Hell, the carbon fiber wrapped around my technologically superior knuckles doesn't even care what language you speak." This spoke to me on a personal level.

[@nilsgensert5814]

In speed mode, you can run by enemies so fast they get thrown aside. Seriously, try it out. Creep in the bushes, wait for enemies, dash past them, pick up their weapons, fuck em up.

[@PunkDisciple23]

Love how that dude did the Spark Mandrill riff at the end

[@joetaylor9109]

Having the Koreans speak Korean on the hardest setting makes complete sense, unless you can understand Korean yourself. Now you can't understand their call outs, so you don't get any advanced warning when they're about to toss a frag grenade at you, ran out of ammo, or are planning to flank. Imagine playing Siege, but whenever Thermite is about to bust a hole in your bomb room you just hear a bunch of moon runes pouring out of his mouth.

[@greycrimson3228]

The Power Struggle multiplayer mode is actually amazing if you get a group together. Also the VTOL is really easy to fly, the heck lel