Crystal Pepsi Employee Training Video

Crystal Pepsi was a soda that launched in 1992, promising to revolutionize the soft drink market. Trying to overshadow traditional Pepsi with it's light and refreshing taste was unfortunately a huge marketing failure. Find out what happened with this video.
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[@onehunerd1998]

Shout out to Strong Curtis, did a great job putting those cans on the shelf

[@VIRMSKVLL]

My mann

[@dryer1901]

No offense but strong Marcus could do it in half the time :/

[@smokeyp.dungus]

He's the real one

[@martok209]

Legend has it he's doing that same thing today...

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

@@dryer1901 How dare you

[@georgedavison7640]

The only thing more outrageous the crystal Pepsi is the things people wear while buying them

[@lengovanatalia]

Let me tell you, some TV costumers are horrible. Sure they may have a liscense for it but that doesn't mean you have a sense of fashion.

[@grayeaglej]

I remember wearing a lot of Denim back then. Not so much the spandex and gortex. O.o I was living in rural West Virginia though so not many people running around in track suits o.o

[@TroutFarmer-]

It attracts an audience

[@georgedavison7640]

@S L A M E T lol bot

[@victoracosta4796]

It was the 90s, man.

[@Movie_Games]

When I was a little kid I remember thinking Crystal Pepsi was the most delicious thing I ever tasted. Wish I can remember what it tasted like. Although, if it's anything like when I tasted a Twinkie this year, it's probably tasted terrible and my kid taste buds were weird.

[@tylerhorn3712]

Crystal pepsi was very similar to regular pepsi in flavor. However, it confused people because it was not that artificially dyed dark color. It failed because people wanted a dark syrup image to go along with the flavor.

[@zorahunter3796]

They redid the twinkie recipe- I think the company changed hands, or something, but the flavor's defiantly different

[@grenadegoboom4967]

it tasted like licking a tree root. it was terrible.

[@zorahunter3796]

@@grenadegoboom4967 And I think it's much more fatty, like, I can taste the oil seeping out

[@justmeandthethree]

I thought it tasted ok, but I still preferred the standard Pepsi.

[@ARockyRock]

"They're looking for variety. They're looking for Coca- Cola." lol

[@thebeeing9076]

@S L A M E T go unsurvive yourself please

[@wongcayven9893]

@S L A M E T "Body : colder" Nah I prefer someone who's alive

[@ll-lp6st]

This video auto played and I thought it was legit. Hearing him say that they'll settle for 2nd best made me double check lmao

[@tannerholmes1587]

Thanks. 90 percent of youtube viewers are deaf. So it really helps when people quote the video.

[@pleasantry2.04]

@@tannerholmes1587 Seems like 90% of youtube viewers are also mentally handicapped too, if they can't get that the person is obviously indirectly saying they found whatever part of the video they quoted especially funny without actually outright saying it.

[@kamekmagickoopa6532]

"SAY THE THING!" "rinsing machine?" "YEEEEEEEEEAH BABY."

[@sherman614]

AND Strong Curtis!

[@IMP1G]

THAT WAS A FILLING MACHINE GOD DANG IT

[@__m__a__x__]

@@IMP1G what if it was a rinsing and filling machine!?

[@gargoyles9999]

@@__m__a__x__ you’re thinking of a mixing machine

[@LudaChez]

Yes! I wanted to leave this comment but I looked for it first. Im glad someone was there at the beginning

[@youknowelgin]

I remember these days when Crystal Pepsi and HIV were our only worries.

[@wendyokoopa7048]

Me too. I love crystal Pepsi

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

And Gorbachev

[@iaxacs3801]

Well that and the constant fear of total nuclear war between 2 dickhead countries causing nuclear winter for all

[@cobrakaimuaythai]

I got both

[@udamthewaster9454]

@@wendyokoopa7048 LA BEAST HERE

[@tbe9790]

Huggbees: "filling machine" "rinsing mahine" My serotonin levels: 📈📈📈📈📈📈

[@inimical_deity]

@@pylot5021 ok

[@commanderruby901]

what

[@garfeldi8466]

“Crystal Pepsi, it isn’t crystal meth, but for kids it’s close enough”

[@Mic_Glow]

Rats prefer sugar over coke so not far off... I suspect humans too but no lab will do that test.

[@pwojo9776]

"This is a group of Pepsi men" off in the distance: *PEPSI MAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!*

[@richardgadberry8398]

Pepsi for TV game.

[@mr.psycho_the_nerd5790]

Narrator:oh God he's back *Fucks Pepsi man*

[@margotp3687]

I lost it at "If you ignore sprite, there's never been another beverage like this"

[@djk1288]

There's something I love so much about the fact that both Huggbees and many notable YTP'ers often use the same sources and turn them into completely different types of nonsense altogether. How it's Made, Outside In and now the Crystal Pepsi training video. What can I say? I guess great minds think alike.

[@criminaltimesinfinity3418]

what other yt ppl make cotent liek this?

[@phantomgrape]

wait both huggbees?? there's more than one

[@djk1288]

@@criminaltimesinfinity3418 KZbin Poops mainly. How it's Made -> "Wow! It's Made!" by Dathings1 Outside In -> "OUTIE INNIE OUCHIE" by cs188 Crystal Pepsi training video -> "Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales" by noisepuppet

[@XanTheDragon]

Oh hi.

[@djk1288]

@@XanTheDragon Hi

[@reginlief1]

The thing is, this hits so many vibes that a real company internal infomercial does. Like the “Pepsi Universe” is such a cringe yet totally believable term a company could coin.

[@owene2530]

Thats actually a callback to his logo redesign video

[@reginlief1]

@@owene2530 I see I see

[@cephalopods_are_cool]

ok so i have news about a term pepsi actuallt coined

[@simplename1064]

This man has lost all respect from me, he crossed a line when he call that obvious filling machine a rinsing machine. I am so mad at this moment right now

[@aswin9366]

Are you blind.. It's obviously a rinsing machine

[@simplename1064]

@Aswin it was vary late when I was watching this and in my ignorance I mistook the rising machine for what I thought at the time was a filling machine, I deeply apologize for not only calling someone dishonest when they weren't and to this misinformation I have spread across the comments. I hope you understand how stupid I feel for this mistake, but I do hope you can forgive me.

[@mersilvaureus1525]

I think dye-free sodas might actually be a decent idea now. I'd rather not have unnecessary dyes in stuff. Not even cuz "they're bad and scary chemicals", but because it would save resources

[@inisipisTV]

It's actually a big hit in Japan even now.

[@cyndankit4989]

some schools MINE wont allow colored drinks cause it will stain carpets so i love that idea like when i put sprite in my water bottle

[@giga-ratsey1420]

Yeah

[@mistersippi2945]

@@cyndankit4989 That funny! Everyone whined and cried when people said “school lunches shouldn’t just be sugar and fat” and the schools complained “well our parents don’t want kids to limit what they can eat”. Now it’s “screw limits we don’t want your little monsters staining everything!”

[@non-applicable3548]

Coke and Pepsi are actually citrus based flavors!

[@oranjpeel]

4:08 “Crystal Pepsi will hopefully be as popular as our most popular product-Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi Uh-Huh!” I nearly choked to death laughing at this.

[@Yohoat]

Not a lot gets an audible laugh from me now, but that really caught me off guard.

[@NITR0GAM3R]

I can’t wait to accidentally buy hundreds of gallons of Crystal Pepsi and mistake it as water!

[@Morgzzz598]

💀

[@Ratchetrpg01]

Thanks Nitro, very cool!

[@namepending5620]

Holy shit. Filling up like. Backyard water feature with like, sprite or some other clear soft drink would be insane.

[@JeanJacket311]

I literally ordered Chrystal Pepsi and it’s supposed to arrive today wow New: it arrived!

[@tesseract5569]

Whats her hourly rate?

[@Duskyberry]

@@tesseract5569 That went right over his head

[@tesseract5569]

@@Duskyberry Oh well. I thought it was funny 😂

[@N._99]

@@tesseract5569 clever bastard 😂

[@deathknight1239]

@@tesseract5569 It turns out she actually pays you for purchasing her services out of pity from knowing that you ordered crystal pepsi unironically

[@ZweiForgot]

"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal than others" - Huggbees, 2021 HOLY FUCKING SHIT 1.3K LIKES

[@freybrann]

I guess we all live in a Pepsi Farm...

[@dylanhatton5178]

Is it a coincidence that I'm reading Animal Farm in school right now?

[@mistersippi2945]

Brown Soda bad Clear Soda good! Brown soda good! Clear soda BETTER!

[@realll]

No shall drink crystal pepsi No shall drink crystal pepsi _to excess_

[@dylanhatton5178]

@@mistersippi2945 Clear Soda Good! Brown Soda BETTER!

[@cristianjensen33]

This man quickly became my favorite channel, making things sound legit in the first half then going downhill till the end.

[@darthraider450]

In south Asia, pepsi is pronounced as "bebsi". No joke.

[@null7493]

🅱️e🅱️si

[@ZweiForgot]

That's just their accent. They still pronounce it "pepsi", but it sounds like bebsi to us because we don't have their specific accent.

[@jaminsim5965]

Also in the Middle East, I hear

[@Bulletinki]

@Don C bebsi, from the middle east

[@eddie-roo]

@@ZweiForgot that’s not how phonetics work. Check the IPA.

[@myboyzmkhize9916]

“The four most popular drinks in America right now are: soft, dish detergents, *drinks* and cleaners”

[@stevdor6146]

and crystal pepsi qualifies as 3 of those

[@Enteringdullsville]

And NOT the 3 that you think.

[@nommahn]

It's call Pepsi crystal because it's got crystal meth in it, that's why it's so addictive.

[@Paranitis]

I mean really though, would you rather have Crystal Methsi or Cocaine-Cola?

[@lesstalk4556]

It's called crystal pepsi, not pepsi crystal.

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Attempting to beat coca-cola, I see...

[@projectpitchfork860]

Nah, sugar is more addictive.

[@paulwitbeck5689]

*busts down door* It's Pepsi! *refuses to elaborate* *leaves*

[@migarsormrapophis2755]

5:13 - One does not consume a drink to satiate one's thirst, one consumes a drink to _slake_ one's thirst. You can't satiate thirst, you can only satiate hunger. _Unless of course we're talking about Crystal Pepsi, which is so incredible it can both slake and satiate your thirst!_

[@ionastewart8814]

No, you fool, you _quench_ thirst! You've ruined everything!

[@dakota9821]

@@ionastewart8814 you both are correct my brother, the definition of slake is "to quench or satisfy (one's thirst)"

[@ionastewart8814]

@@dakota9821 I have humiliated myself on the internet... it's over for me. Go on without me, I'll only slow you down!

[@darthraider450]

"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal than others" - HuggyBebsi, 2021

[@owene2530]

Bebis

[@mentallyunstableorphan]

I love buying crystal instead of regular, sometimes I even buy 50 grams of the crystal stuff

[@JohnUnsub]

"I'm so early that I don't have enough time to think of a good comment"

[@stee8345]

Where do you live? Here in the States we haven't seen crystal clear Pepsi since the 90s...its definitely one of those 90s relics here

[@mentallyunstableorphan]

@@stee8345 what’s crystal pepsi?

[@mr.psycho_the_nerd5790]

@@mentallyunstableorphan hol up

[@gehesnuts2444]

@@stee8345 I don't think he's buying soda

[@afunkingamer2415]

4:00 "We're going to pretend it was actually made to re-energize the soft drink market" *"what the fuck is this man wearing"*

[@26magicman26]

_"Here are Pepsi, we'll settle for second best."_ Thats incredibly accurate Lol

[@AxolotlThursdays]

There is nothing you can do to stop this -Huggbees

[@beebait1464]

My mom loves when they bring back crystal pepsi since she gluten free and normal pepsi has caramel coloring but crystal pepsi is entirely gluten free. Carmel coloring is made with gluten.

[@faulkgough1768]

she may have some other issues to sort out in the mean time... is she gluten free cuz heath, or "reasons"? if health is the overall reason.... stop drinking soda. it not good. sure I drink soda, eat meat, use tobacco... but, I know I'm killing myself... if you ever utter " well, I think (tofu shaped like a meat and named after a meat).." just eat mush cubes... its not a tofukey... its just tofu... its not a veggie burger, its a veggie patty. crsytal pepsi was't any better in any way; it was a ploy to sell shit, and it flopped.

[@JediDrewsterT]

@@faulkgough1768 It only flopped because of Coke's kamikaze TAB Clear campaign where they deliberately made the worst drink they could to give clear sodas a bad name. Crystal Pepsi tastes good, it is literally just Pepsi with no dyes. If a gluten free version of something that tastes the same as the original exists, then it is objectively "better"

[@BabyBlondie311]

I kept wondering "is this real???" Took me over two minutes when he said bitch to realize it was dubbed 😂

[@GaMeRfReAkLIVE]

No you misunderstood. Even that bitch was new

[@snsnshhhs663]

Same here. Feel like the biggest fool.

[@rustyshackleford1697]

Phew, I'm glad you cleared up that the rinsing machine fills the bottles. The filling machine wouldn't make sense, and you should feel bad if you think it does.

[@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308]

technically most if not all machines are rinsing machines because the liquid is either emptied during production or emptied by the consumer.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

this here's another one of your dang conspiracies, ain't it, Dale? PUT DOWN THAT POCKET SAND

[@diamondsam]

The rinsing/filling machine thing will never got old

[@RoguexGuardian]

4:05 is my favorite part. Just the way he smoothly goes off topic wnd then right back on track

[@austincde]

yES

[@webluke]

I remember drinking some of this back when high socks, short shorts, and bright colors were cool. We even found some in a closed-down store years after it was discontinued, and I wanted to try it again but didn't get to. Pepperidge Farms remembers!

[@fizalex6612]

Took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that I'm watching a Hugbees video. Love this channel

[@InsomniacRocker]

1:28 FILLS up great in a RINSING machine! my whole world is turned upside down....

[@virgiebabie6903]

Hugbees I started using your voice as my internal monologue when reading back my essays and it’s working

[@donovanpitts6907]

Him calling them rinsing machines is officially a part of huggbees lore.

[@TroubleChute]

That's crazy! Pay a man and he uploads good content more often. Who would've thunk?

[@tiraderodeTori_]

1:54 "it's Pepsi!" well, no shit, mistery solved finally

[@tesseract5569]

Inb4 the porn bot

[@Thomas__Blue]

4:36 - "Customers who tried Crystal Pepsi repeated the phrase 'That's Disgusting'!" had me actually wheezing.

[@johnnyfelcher8156]

Those subs are skyrocketing. You deserve it, man. Funniest dubs ever.

[@ZAWAACESSPACECASE]

Huggbees! I’m still laughing an hour after watching and then just now I came back to watch it again! It’s so funny! My second time watching your work and I love your commentary and story telling! This channel’s content is perfect! Thank you for sharing these videos! Keep up the good work and carry on being awesome! Oh and I subscribed today!

[@davidmeyer6908]

"All that I want is a Crystal Pepsi to share with you." -LA Beast

[@connersheley9443]

Back in his prime even Strong Marcus couldn’t beat Strong Curtis. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

[@theyearwas1473]

Fun fact: after the introduction of crystal Pepsi, more girls were born and named crystal. Creepy

[@itsdanburton4040]

Who would win in a fight between Strong Curtis and Strong Marcus?

[@Zhortac]

As if the planet could handle their battle

[@lowershelfking]

This would require a planet that is inhabited by a race of beings who hide orange balls with stars in them

[@glass4600]

Now you have to make a “how it’s made: crystal meth” that way there is no confusion between this crystal and that crystal.

[@togishere]

These new videos keep getting better and better. This is my favorite one of this channel I think

[@SirPerfectful]

I feel this would have been a good champion of the Pepsi Universe.

[@johnathanvrocher4460]

Omg man ur almost at a mil so quick ur legit blowing up I've been here since before like 500-600k and I can 100% say the popularity is well deserved

[@BetuTBC]

I feel like this man would be a god at jackbox…

[@ctre97]

My guy you are killing it right now, can't wait for more stuff

[@mannequin_z]

As half sentient sea life myself I can greatly attest our love for Crystal Pepsi. I and many others use the left over plastic bottle both as a cozy little mobile shell home and to protect our fragile exoskeletons. Also the bottle cap makes for a fun hat!

[@Cristopher.C]

5:57 that woman walking around aimlessly with a bottle of wine in hand

[@torx82]

“Is Pepsi Ok?” -every restaurant server ever

[@sixofender3478]

I fell in love with this channel... I'm subscribed after binging it... This is fucking gold.

[@alleneads5404]

If y'all remember the L.A Beast bringing back Crystal Pepsi and if you've hear the song sing with me... *All that I want is a Crystal Pepsi to share with you, I havent been the same since '92* 😅😅

[@crunglemcbungley]

You're getting better and better at this, the bit at the end was great

[@Sean-lr7lj]

Lol I love this My father in law was a merchandiser for Pepsi throughout the late 80’s and early 90’s they used to have a saying “If it’s blue it’s true if it’s red it’s dead.” What happens if it’s clear? 🤔

[@Xxbootywizardx420]

It’s beer

[@gsilva220]

Ah, the 90's... Remember when some companies weren't able to mold the five lumps at the bottom of the bottles and had to make the bottom round and use separate plastic support bases?

[@melhope]

The two piece bottle was in the 80's. Those also had aluminum caps. By the 90's they made the solid bottle with 5 lumps.

[@jeremyhlavenka6257]

"It would be nice to look into the future with a crystal ball" Oh, I see what you did there. The bottles are clear like a crystal ball.

[@obsessivelyobsessed5263]

"we'll settle for second best" Dr.Pepper: "I think you mean third"

[@drdiabeetus4419]

God, I’m a tad disappointed that you didn’t mention the fact that Pepsi had one of the world’s larger navies at around the time this was made. They should have never gotten rid of those ships and subs.

[@brothir]

They had to settle for second best. And when you're second best, you *can* have too much of a good thing.

[@johnhartmann7152]

I'm getting a solid lofi vaporwave video vibe with top tier Huggbees narration XD

[@Matt9311]

If huggbees voiced over Pepsi ads, coca cola would disappear from all store shelves

[@ChiralSpirals]

This guy has to be a fellow MSTie 🌑 ...I just found your channel and it's the most absurd channel I've seen in a long time. You sir were born to riff.

[@OneTwoFive0]

“Everything about it is new, even this bitch which drinks it is new” That got me that was unexpected 😂

[@ZURAD]

You've really improved my day. Thank you

[@Notriaxe]

Huggbee is pumping out content like its no tomorrow

[@harrimanfox8961]

"as a company who owns a few delivery trucks" this hits so hard because this video wasn't even made by Pepsi, but literally just a distributor.

[@pokemonfan187]

man i wish they show more the filling machine

[@grecco_buckliano]

You GOT this Strong Curtis. Keep up the good work!

[@Spacecoreinspace]

should've had la beast help you with this one, since he's the go-to guy on crystal pepsi

[@Seydaschu]

I never understood why it was also sold in cans. With the entire gimmick being "look at this clear cola". ... Also, the noisepuppet video has been forever drilled into my head. Crystal Cat Piss!

[@himniverse]

Tbh, my favorite beverage is Dish Detergent. Its nice and smooth, but has a wonderful flavor. You can find it in sooooo manu flavors. Im pretty sure it has more flavors than coke

[@wendyokoopa7048]

Eww

[@captnpan]

It does

[@kennethnwebb]

and it comes in America's favourite flavour....lime

[@bussinordissgussin8070]

Im never going to think of this channel the same after the inside out sphere video.

[@l3mo847]

How refreshing, I love the great taste of Crystal Pepsi

[@airbornemelody6156]

that’s so weird i haven’t seen or thought about crystal pepsi since like 2018 and i just randomly remembered it yesterday and now this is one of the first thing i see this morning

[@sodapopcowboy8620]

I am happy there is a new soda on the block! Sodapop being a essential part of my diet it is good to have variety.

[@thememester1190]

The number of Huggbees uploads lately is incredible.

[@xRezdro]

"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal then others" - Huggbees, 2021

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

*than

[@ZweiForgot]

You stole this comment from me, nice try. You even mis-spelled the word "than".

[@scuba616]

It fills up great in a Rinsing machine?!? You just broke me, everything I thought I knew about rinsing and filing machines is a lie

[@UNVIRUSLETALE]

I'd actually like a sugar free dye free soda every once in a while

[@TrueHelpTV]

4:04 - Summarization - It's been fun watching your channel explode in the last 6 months.

[@LeaderPenguin]

How long is it going for him to make a meth joke- Edit: The answer is 3:20 Also I can confirm this is all true. Just trust me bro

[@I_am_Mic]

After watching the noisepuppet crystal pepsi ytp, I'd always expect that its gonna start "it would be nice to look at the consumers balls"

[@G00N3YC4NG]

God damnit, I did it again. I opened another Huggbees video thinking it was a regular ol nostalgic advertisement.

[@intruder313]

I've seen the actual training vid so was slightly confused by the narration for a moment: then I spotted the source. Nice work Huggbees!

[@fifo7856]

You know what, I will buy some crystal. Thanks for the video!

[@GenTheFurredArtist]

I like how the video slowly gets more- *WAIT DID HE JUST CALL THE RINSING MACHINE A FILLING MACHINE?*

[@BiffGreggle]

Between noisepuppet's YTP and now this, who would've thought that an obscure sales training video from 25 years ago would be such a fertile source for comedy?

[@RT-qd8yl]

It's so weird to see this edited from the original video. I keep expecting to hear them talk about Pistol Crepsi and Crystal Catpiss, and then Huggy Bee throws us a curveball! =D

[@lamarepository248]

Strong Curtis joins the product avengers

[@theeartsee6622]

This video makes my head hurt because of how old it looks

[@damiensimonsss8072]

Congrats on 900k dude

[@soochmaster3254]

It gets better the longer you watch

[@DaniMartVTen]

I was eating half of a large pizza and drinking straight from a 2L Sprite as I watched this brilliantly dissected public disclosure announcement.

[@luciano_trivelli]

What a nice drink, i hope no one vomited while trying one of these 20 years after it was made