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Intro Song | Sims 3 - Buy Mode - Consumerism Simplified
Background Song #1 | Ren and Stimpy Soundtrack - Screw on the Loose
Background Song #2 | Dj CUTMAN & Tee Lopes - SNES Classic Remix
Background Song #3 | Bknapp - game over remix
Outro Song | HOME - Wizards

[@CallMeCarson]

that was nuts

[@zam159zammer7]

CallMeCarson it was

[@johns.harris2203]

That was totally nucule. Look it up.

[@nathanparlow1]

That was assorted tree seeds

[@carloscasas8175]

Now back to you walnut

[@boatin1130]

back to you almonds

[@minecraftsteve2504]

Vote to enlist racc to become a audio book reader

[@minecraftsteve2504]

moto Willy lmao I get it Lol

[@stolthet05]

wolverine cecil I second that

[@Professor_Sex]

yes yes please do the thing

[@joankearns1284]

wolverine cecil yes

[@bradrichard6531]

Yes please

[@xXxtroublebehindxXx]

The end was really wholesome especially with the music

[@jared_teddy6011]

carrot chart

[@roygbiv7291]

J

[@roygbiv7291]

K

[@huckleberrryyy03]

What was the song at the end?

[@cloudedflower]

@@huckleberrryyy03 Wizards- Home

[@hiddenleafotaku0474]

THe frOGs arE tUrning tHe W A T E R gaY

[@meryx8028]

You still trying to get them jinjuriki

[@hiddenleafotaku0474]

Wolf07 Boi yez

[@USRM1810]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

[@itsgrey8135]

That's what the Spaniards said except it was Filipinos

[@revilo7349]

I CANT STAND THEM THE FROGS ARE EVERYWHERE! I AM SURROUNDED

[@jvon1810]

Racc's voice is the smoothest voice ever

[@darcfase2o79]

•ǫᴜɪᴢʏ • Morgan Freeman who?

[@Roseyy_]

It’s hot too lol

[@That_Derpy_Dude]

Nah. Swaggers is lol

[@mustacheskyz2094]

no cap

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

Corpse: who?

[@kushbush9288]

Yo raccoon eggs should work at Audible

[@isaacferagen9375]

Kush Bush TRUE LOL

[@Literally_LeviathanLol]

Make a change.org about it

[@brodydaslugg]

Audible stands for Actually, Uranus is Danker In Brendon’s Left Ear

[@ev.kid_3310]

Tbh I actually thought he could fuck around with it and not take it seriously

[@FuttBucker37]

id fucking love that

[@tychotheyokaiguy77]

From the darkest humor, to the reading a bedtime story... This is why I love Racc. xD

[@thepenguin_queen4951]

5:43 is where he starts reading “Where The Wild things are” it’s kinda embarrassing to say but my uncle used to read that story to me almost every night when he came over to visit my family and I and ever since he passed away and you posted this video I have been watching this just so I could sleep easier this probably doesn’t matter to anyone at all but when I first heard you read that story I cried and I just want to say thank you for letting me remember a memory I once forgot and now have something to listen to to help me have an easy night of rest when I feel that everything in the world is crashing down on me and my family but I just wanted to say thank you and good night.

[@benmaney8653]

everyone liked that

[@virgothemaiden6541]

I would like to give u a hug however thats weird and also covid

[@luigigmamer5971]

tuff

[@candybird]

Yikes

[@malachilyles5130]

Keep your head up life is hard unfortunately but stick through it and you'll be fine, it'll all be better one day

[@rem_z3r0]

Everyone simping over Corpse Husband, Rac clearly has the more arousing voice

[@toasty648]

People have sadly forgotten

[@pitchblack5005]

@@toasty648 sadly true

[@lilyedmond7129]

Not to worry the king shall return and they shall remember

[@nigeriannoah1664]

Corpse is the gay version of racc

[@lilyedmond7129]

@@nigeriannoah1664 lmao

[@ari7130]

Omg his voice is so perfect for that story

[@bobbieguyton4124]

i was actually falling asleep XD

[@12th.jahlil]

Racoon could be a audio book.....guy

[@holyagora]

LPX7129ER A narrator?

[@holyagora]

@The main cause of warps in all of reality ahhh, makes sense

[@Mar20270]

@@holyagora nah man it's called audio book guy

[@notverybreathtaking3631]

It's called word reader

[@BRO-io8ve]

Audio book guy

[@StewPiffy]

Thanks for reading me a bedtime story, and for including me in this wonderful piece of art. (I was the one that requested "Where The Wild Things Are".)

[@Spect8orSpecter]

Thank you for requesting such a great book we can all enjoy!

[@jakobtaliaferro1960]

I thank you good sir of the interwebs

[@notsapp]

Ask him to do asmr bec I don’t have a computer

[@damancey6215]

Shut up fatty

[@Echo-je5zi]

isnt where the wild things are a bunch of furries

[@mattcs]

good shit

[@gingu3980]

Which one is it good or shit I'm so confused

[@cloverthings5900]

👍

[@speedwagonsbizarreadventur8701]

Dude I’ve never felt so moved and tired by “Where the Wild Things Are”, please actually go into book reading

[@hepatitisf7495]

Speedwagon’s Bizarre Adventure speedwagon what are you doing here?

[@noodledude2171]

i cried

[@Ami-il6zk]

Same here bro

[@jessheinrichs5801]

The song in the background to tho. It is so calming.

[@weed133]

Gay anime nigga

[@DeathSt1x]

Bruh it kills me when Rac laughs. The dude has a deep voice but a high ass pitch laugh 😂

[@MaliaMelton]

"yes the entire video is like this" perfect

[@ellie8600]

Malia oh shit it’s Satato

[@MaliaMelton]

David Michael shush, love

[@MaliaMelton]

Christian hili hili lol what

[@MaliaMelton]

lmao w/e

[@95v85]

when my dad was deployed he would send us videos of him reading books, well he sent one of him reading The Wild Things and you sound a lot like him and it made me tier up.

[@slayergames2582]

*Tear

[@sparklyanna754]

aww that’s so cute

[@carlosrodriguez-ws9oe]

How much xp did u get

[@levirosenlieb7798]

I’m tier 4 how bout you?

[@hairold5680]

That's so sweet, I hope hes back home good and safe.

[@nemorosas4721]

you should do audio books

[@ellemao8586]

yeeeess i love his voice sm

[@rennash2]

it was relaxing asf

[@osiswrld611]

Honestly tho lol

[@wizardcoolio]

“9/11 was the pilot episode” and 2020 is the Christmas special

[@frenchie43]

You better read 'Twas the Night before Christmas on Christmas Eve or I'm gonna be pissed

[@scouur]

Frenchie looks like you’re pissed bud

[@frenchie43]

i am

[@frenchie43]

Racoon, how could you let us down like this?

[@riverh6998]

Or how the grinch stole christmas

[@SunlessShang]

sadly didnt happen

[@brendenhundley4296]

that made me sleepy in the end wtf

[@therusky9450]

Brenden Hundley I’m deadass in bed at 2:24 am right now, this relaxed me too, this was one of my favorite childhood stories, so now that I’m tired and relaxed I’m goin to bed lmaoooo

[@acrazystranger7316]

That ending was beautiful, thank you.

[@rantsdotnet9010]

I went to the sandy hook elementary once there was not a lot of books but a lot of magazines Geez, didn't expect this comment to do this well. Thanks

[@loganjager9334]

God bless you with that one mate

[@Badger6253]

Shooters must be everywhere then.

[@garou2195]

Your a devil for this but I’m the demon that got it the first time 😂

[@Victor-wf6nx]

Rantsdotnet oh god

[@gotjams9474]

fucking hellllll

[@mithren1358]

The end really surprised me at the end. Didn't think that many people knew that book

[@Dactus_]

Mithren everyone knows that book. There was a movie based off of it

[@no-nq8dj]

The Milkman i don’t know that book

[@schlorping5156]

The Milkman I don’t know that book

[@taswani5255]

I don’t know anyone hasn’t heard of where the wild things are

[@mithren1358]

@@taswani5255 Maybe its just me, then, no one I know has read it so my bad

[@CrabmanReturns]

Can we just appreciate the fact that no one interrupted racc while he was reading?

[@Catslug]

"The Gang Plays a First Person Shooter"

[@a_for_alfredo1861]

Sandy hook elementary school

[@heyyou9472]

Is it multiplayer?

[@jxsh6620]

5:52 bedtime story

[@manuelbadena]

Swertzy - Roblox, Gaming & more! This is really gonna help.

[@Meatlafablaka]

Thanks

[@pillgrimm]

Bless up

[@Relpskino]

iiSporkyFork thanks ily

[@noobloo9348]

thanks dude

[@bigscrimpin]

@RaccoonEggs Can I get you reading "Where the Wild Things Are" on an mp3?

[@woopercaddell]

2:46 is my absolute most favorite thing ever

[@MatthewDiLeva]

BigBrainsAndPPGangs “Uh, my grandma shot herself.”

[@walterhobbs9581]

I replayed that over and over again just to hear his reaction lmao

[@MatthewDiLeva]

@@walterhobbs9581 He was fucking dying.

[@itzonlyjay]

i wanna find the piano song thats in the background if it exists out there

[@alainahurd5130]

Hey to anyone reading the comments on a classic racc video. I miss this dude so much, and I'm glad to see someone's else watching his content still. 🤙

[@just_zoan]

Still come back to this video for "Where the wild things are" This video just gives me nostalgia because it's old youtube and it's when my world was much simpler.

[@just_zoan]

Aaand still coming back for the good ol story

[@jxomxo]

Never before have I laughed so hard about a grandma shooting herself

[@cmaniac1238]

That was actually pretty sweet :3 You've got a nice voice for bedtime stories

[@deathpixelgaming]

How does he say this without laughing

[@azurefox4615]

A furry artist like me!

[@guymcintyre579]

Azure Fox why aren’t furries extinct by now...

[@azurefox4615]

@@guymcintyre579 I don't know but why is your life extinct bitch

[@thedevilyouknow951]

@@azurefox4615 what?

[@mewbo5428]

@@azurefox4615 you get an a for effort

[@imshrek7634]

0:16 loves how he uses the sims 3 music in that

[@Ponch126]

Bro, Racc’s voice, the music in the background, and just the post-work tiredness kicking in made it all perfect

[@BlankDragyn]

Can't believe he just fucking read all of where the wild things are Thought he was gonna make it up but no this dad of raccoon read the entire thing

[@letthatlinger_9385]

6:00 makes me feel like an adult because of the music and the story like time flies and you’ll never get those moments back when your young even tho im 17

[@cantidot4390]

You literally captured exactly how I felt, I thought the exact same thing

[@SoundOfABell]

What a good bedtime story 😴

[@matylr5249]

The last bit isn't good to listen to when you're running off of two hours of sleep lol. I almost passed out on my table

[@seansean5665]

I’m doing an all nighter and now I’m tired because of racc reading “where the wild things are”.

[@thesundayghost8625]

The only youtuber I actually use the notification bell for

[@thenintendofour9720]

Raccoon eggs you’re channel is growing faster than the hairs on my nutsack

[@Alethia_]

Haha I'm actually going to listen to Racc read wild things before I go to bed tonight.

[@elminjo4695]

Alethia Hoff i do it almost everyday.

[@coollookingforklift5017]

The end of this video makes me think of simpler times and I felt warmth and joy when raccs soothingly smooth voice said each and every word

[@pumpkinbunny521]

5:55 POV: you're high off you're ass at 3am eating applesauce while listening to racc read you where the wild things are by Maurice sendak. And you feel so fucking euphoric

[@bigtiddygothgf3839]

Idk if that was an acrual story at the end but it's acctualy rly fucking amazing if it was improv

[@gnomechewer1351]

"Where The Wild Things Are" is a very popular children's book, the story was not improv.

[@SnoopJonson]

yeah he actually read the story i checked like the first 5 pages

[@plutokaos1690]

big tiddy goth gf I listen to him read the story before I go to bed XD

[@frawg3856]

First of all how the fuck have you never heard where the wild things are second of all, I need me a big titty goth girl

[@sloth_5501]

big tiddy goth gf it is

[@joshhalverson4159]

Where’s the 60 and 70k huh?

[@Dactus_]

Where's the 80 and 90k huh?

[@superawsomeblitz]

He’s about to be at 100k, let’s hope for that. His channel has seen such exponential growth

[@Mauiamp]

wheres the 101k huh?

[@goopingwaterfallof_feces]

100k*

[@Mauiamp]

107k*

[@retiredproject7602]

Where the end card?

[@Dapper_Games]

I think the reading was end card enough. You should just subscribe after that.

[@trashreee8001]

Narrator ikr

[@Moist_456]

Where’s my content?

[@Waecholo]

Tbh, I am watching that part over & over again. His voice makes the story very soothing to listen to & it’s overall a pretty good short story. I like the ending tho; “And it was still hot.” 👌🏻 He should read more stories tbh.

[@skytheranger4728]

Go back to playing osu! lmao

[@whowhat2395]

carson messes with girls that r a galil bit to young

[@jasowon3882]

Holy shit lmao

[@clemencia921]

I fucking hate you 😂

[@swiishy_]

LMAOO

[@kanyesouth6206]

that one was good can't lie

[@dadofett1753]

thats a galil bit funny

[@UpgradedHumanCybernetics]

5:12 personally, i would've said "they go bankrupt"

[@JolanScott]

And that’s why you have 3 subs

[@nook515]

lol

[@MrFusion]

Anyone else come back to these old Racc videos and think "Wow, Carson has changed a lot in just two years."

[@greenbean7263]

Nice wholesome ending, thank you Rac.

[@lopopo2124]

That fact where carson is now in makes this kinda weird

[@alejandeez]

only weird if you make it weird

[@KarterIsNotOnAcid]

I've come back quite a few times for the amazing reading of where the wild things are. I don't know exactly what you're up to now, but I truly hope you're making the best of life.

[@maximium99]

that last bit was so comfy with the outro and everything, this guy and carson have an editing style that i like a lot

[@crimsonish6600]

His tec-9 is 100% named Columbine

[@c0pyca113]

*The frogs are turning the water gay*

[@sakucelty]

Maybe it’s because I’m high as balls right now but that bedtime story was fuckin’ beautiful

[@DieACritik]

"hey is thglil a funny gun?"

[@creator_senpai8146]

Can we have more stories?

[@MaskedDog]

RacoonEggs i'm so jealous of your ability to come up with jokes on the spot like that. My channel will never be as good as yours

[@stalebread570]

Ya ur right

[@Jay810]

Stale Bread wow way to be rude how about yours

[@Jay810]

Stale Bread cant you tell mine is a joke too?

[@stalebread570]

jay810 bezpop I did tho :/

[@bigblake2823]

The only thing I take is cigar burnings from my dad when I stay up to late :D

[@Name-lj9ku]

Thanks for the bedtime story! XD

[@lugeswag]

I watch this video every year and because of the recent events this hits even harder

[@doughboy6073]

the final line of "And it was still hot" is ingrained in my brain from my childhood

[@elliot2266]

Same bro. My mum used to read me this at night. Miss those times

[@pumpkinbunny521]

That reading of where the wild things are was absolutely wholesome

[@SAINT_HOOD-v1b]

"Do you have Where The Wild Things Are?-" "Where the wild things are? Uh.. *slight chuckle* you want that? alright, lemme get it." "Where The Wild Things Are, Maurice Sendak." "(oh yes)" "The knight wore his wold suit and made mischief of one kind, And another, His mother called him, "Wild Thing!" and Max said "I'll eat you up!", So he was sent to bed without eating anything, that very night in Max's room a forest grew and grew and grew, Until his ceiling hung with vines and the walls became the world all around. And an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for Max and he sailed off through night and day, And in and out of weeks and almost over a year, To where the wild things are, And when he came to the place where the wild things are, They roared their terrible roars, And gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws, 'Till Max said 'Be still." and tamed with the magic trick of staring into all their yellow eyes without blinking once, And they were frightened and called him The Most Wild Thing of all. And made him king of all Wild Things. "And now!" cried Max, "Let the wild rumpus start.", "Now stop." Max said, And sent the wild things off to bed without their supper, And Max, The king of all Wild Things, Was lonely, And wanted to be where someone loved him best of all. Then all around him, From far away, Across the world, He smelled good things to eat, And he gave up being king of Where the Wild Things Are. But the wild things cried, "Oh please don't go! We'll eat you up! We'll love you so!", And Max said no. The wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth, And rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws, But Max stepped into his private boat and waved goodbye, And sailed back over a year, And in and out of weeks and through a day, And into the night of his very own room, Where he found his supper waiting for him. And it was still hot."

[@Slamone_]

Raccoon Beans

[@trevorlee3991]

Congrats on 100k Racc Daddy

[@giantgkpro17]

'where the wild things are' is probably the best book I've ever read, I even saw the movie, and that's how I still got a flashback to when I saw the movie but didn't know the title.

[@victoryguard]

racc you should be a storytime reader at a library and read to kids, that was beautiful.

[@kuro4695]

*GALIL*

[@kasaeda]

OnFire599 i dont get it lol?

[@ZanDaMan_]

Pin Head it’s the simplest it can possibly be. There’s nothing about the gun It’s just the way it fits into the sentence

[@gibustheinfamous]

Just a galil' bit better than most jokes

[@rachelg1863]

Only one minute into the video and I’m already crying

[@sotsu618]

I could listen to you reading ‘Where The Wild Things Are’ every night

[@Wok777]

Racc: *edits in him dying because of specific ocean* Also Racc: *cuts it to a bedtime story that made me pass out*

[@CKonYouTube]

I knew that outro sounded familiar, like a smell from when I was a wee baby. I heard that song when I was a little younger and I still listen to it this day. What a great song. Great pick, Racc.

[@kennyrodriguez9592]

dont know why but i pissed myself at the intro

[@homerdominguez6420]

The legend say the the grandma was on suicide watch for 71 years

[@WolfyyOwO]

What the hell, like 2 days ago you were at 3k. How are you about to hit 100k

[@prestonpeck7715]

Psycho Wolf it’s from all those people reposting his stuff on iFunny

[@superawsomeblitz]

Preston Peck I’m not complaining, he’s getting the recognition he deserves

[@cowboy.beetle]

Psycho Wolf it's cuz of iFunny

[@benjidabull]

I see a lot of clips from his videos on Instagram

[@CouchEconomyTX]

A Fangirl lmao, real shit.

[@ohworrrd9830]

I jus woke up for school decided to watch this while I was laying down and somehow fell right back to sleep. Thanks. Now I gotta walk to school.

[@unoriginalcontent1744]

Raccoon reading “Where The Wild Things Are” threw me way back to when my mother read me that book while laying in a cozy bed after a warm meal. It made me feel like a child all over again.

[@foxsake6483]

Nutification squad my uncle died of spraypaint to the eye

[@CultOfNick]

Was it just me or did anyone else’s think that raccoon eggs was swaggersouls when you started watching him

[@Zyack]

This is our first sighting of God, it is an honour to hear his voice.

[@thomasgusler3802]

"You're galittle bit shit at this game aren't ya?" Gets me every time

[@koiroca1854]

I've been coming back to this video before going to bed for the past month, thank you racc

[@jess-io4ip]

Woah, HOME - Wizards for the outro? You've got good taste, my guy.👊

[@gregdestroyerofworlds.8903]

Yo Racc should do a second Channel where he just reads story’s. That shit was amazing.

[@bengarcia1666]

Can’t wait to cut this and not give him credit and get a lot of likes on instagram

[@zackholton5388]

Ben Garcia this is actually a really damn funny comment.

[@somewhatbored2503]

Zack Holton The comments that are harshly honest are the spiciest.

[@zackholton5388]

Somewhat Bored that is extremely true

[@monomate]

Bro, that "Wizards" at the end caught me off guard. It's nice to see so many people know Randy Goffee's work.

[@Smong_Bobby69420]

3:26 imagine if that was a Twitter account, DDD 3:56 Alex Jones impressions 4:36 domestic dispute with mic 4:53 updating Apple logo every 30 years 1:45 it's like you stir

[@justabowlofpeanuts5903]

Racc, if you come back to youtube, please read where the wild things are. And nothing else.

[@visioooon]

THE FUKIN SIMS 3 MUSIC

[@charliewsmith1536]

I miss Raccooneggs. I hope where ever he is that he is doing ok

[@midnut9036]

He talked to JC on JC's stream not too long ago, he didn't talk too much about his life in general but he seems to be doing well

[@vipeyboii]

He is doing better and he has returned

[@childeaterieatkidz4208]

@@vipeyboii he's gone again lol

[@brian9284]

"9/11 was a Pilot episode" Hey looks it's the anniversary of the show

[@trippa3553]

I was waiting for the joke during ‘Where the wild things are’ but it was literally just racc reading them a bedtime story. Lmao.

[@gixxerin1693]

U have watched almost all of your vids in the past day, you should upload more(or not, its gonna be worth the wait)

[@cyfn3689]

Why does it seem like this changes every time I watch it

[@loYolVibes]

this is the butter between my toes!

[@dylanmiller6335]

Raccoon has the best reading voice for children’s books to go to sleep to just a very calm deep raspy voice that stays mostly monotone but with a tiny bit of emotion I went off since I’m high but love him reading a story

[@low_effort_username]

man, I miss Racc and Carson