CS:GO SURF F*CKERY

[@RaccoonEggs]

I'm currently moving houses and won't have internet until July 11th (I uploaded this with an Etch A Sketch), so there won't be any videos for a while, but I'll brew up a commentary script in the mean time. I know this video is a bit different from what I usually make, but hopefully it holds you over until then. Let me know if you wanna see more solo surfing videos in this style.

[@justdub5626]

RaccoonEggs I like the surfin, but can you also do some bhop?

[@justdub5626]

sick vids, man keep it up

[@Skiilz7]

Yo this shit is pretty dope bro! Keep it up! 🤘🏾🔥🔥

[@micahchannell8420]

RaccoonEggs bro you uploaded this on my birthday ;)

[@nikitakuzmin52]

🆅🅸🆂🅸🆃 🅼🅴 🅰🅽🅳 🆃🅰🅺🅴 🅵🆁🅴🅴 🅺🅽🅸🅵🅴!!!!

[@SwaggerSouls]

Did that child really mistake you for me?

[@RaccoonEggs]

Happens every time I join a surf server... I don't hear the resemblance either.

[@slovak8141]

SwaggerSouls SWAAAAAGGGEEERRRR

[@ChumperDumper]

SaNaE - how dar u insalt my faverot utuber, i h8 u!!!!!!

[@Testicule]

The cringe level is something we've never seen before...!

[@Flameingpython5]

How'd u stumble across this fancy vid

[@butter4848]

When he raps he sounds like google translate

[@baylorboo69]

ButterTheGod he always sounds like google translate

[@brat2053]

But like a really hot one :/

[@oschannel9172]

not really

[@notktm]

ButterTheGod 1.1k likes

[@nutball2626]

next big soundcloud rapper perhaps

[@ChumperDumper]

My mom asked what I was doing and I said "watching someone surf." She looked at my screen and sighed in disappointment. I think she was wondering where the water was

[@Angel-tysm]

RACC GOT MAD BARS

[@gonzalo4928]

Nah not really

[@gonzalo4928]

He’s funny thoe

[@notanymoremobbri23butliveo89]

Yuki Wolf hell ya

[@spencerlarge8948]

E

[@Heisenberg572]

Where the beat at?

[@timkim5894]

i will sacrifice a raccoon for you everyday raccooneggs

[@spitouid1771]

Do it you won't no balls

[@X-_ADRNALZ_-Xonps]

tim kim oof shit now u have to

[@aesud155]

Dizzy todoroki is amazing but I like stain alot

[@brat2053]

*Breaking News* rAcCoOnS gOiNg ExTiNcT?¿

[@pandorasbox3134]

You sick phuck

[@anthonyorozco828]

The Italian guy had me dead asf 💀💀

[@dgame426]

i read this as deaf asf

[@bigdickdaddyjoe594]

Eh shit happens

[@the_boring_onegames6241]

Don’t you bring my mudda into this

[@blackieechan6215]

Spill a hot cup of coffee on his ass

[@loopstationyt]

@@dgame426 and I read that as dead asf 🤣

[@ii_peak4354]

'I would drop-kick a baby for a smack on the sack. Running up and down these rhymes like an ant eater. Spitting the flow wearing nothing but a wife beater.' Best lines I have ever listened to, had me dying on the inside.

[@spazzyp725]

I read this as he said it

[@yuks_nodad]

I want a rap battle of swagger souls and raccoon eggs

[@yuks_nodad]

while they are both high

[@JubioHDX]

Yuki's Homura Swagger would probably win but it'd be close and amazing to watch

[@esperanza6684]

Yuki's Homura that would be beautiful

[@crouton_275]

YEA

[@Ruubyred]

*please*

[@zackcouzens9838]

HOW TF DO YOU COME UP WITH THAT RAP THAT FAST

[@tupactheory3739]

a lot of that sounded pretty scripted with the way he was saying it but i wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't

[@damianhernandez5857]

We're u not paying attention he said off the dome

[@jaymoney3332]

honestly you havent seen a fast freestyle yet

[@vaporwavedog]

old soul. That’s just how he does it

[@camerontucker6003]

Its easy to rap when you come up with the most randomest jokes in less than a second

[@youtubeiscool2464]

RaccoonEggs, thanks for making my day, everyday in the hospitalI struggle with this kidney disease I have :( You make me laugh so hard and it just sparkles my day. I hope you never stop YT. Stay lit.

[@RaccoonEggs]

Warms my heart to know I'm helping you through a hard time, stay strong bro

[@samonicle2002]

Caleb Sherwen Good luck man I really hope you get better

[@moustachinho9014]

ill sell u a kidney for a dlore

[@astaroi333]

Caleb know me I go to your school, and you don't have a kidney disease, lol

[@ra_0374]

Caleb Sherwen I will sell you a kidney for a factory new howl

[@julieboolie3701]

Raccooneggs comforts me in such a stupid way. My ex committed suicide about a year and a half ago, and we would binge watch his videos. They always made us laugh, and its been hard without him. I'm glad that a creator like you was able to make him laugh and smile when he wasn't feeling his best. You still make me smile and give me a reason to keep going, as my ex would have wanted. Thank you for being here, and trying your best to make others smile

[@eozmansz8216]

I hope the best for you

[@eskibileyci198]

My condolences, rip

[@bushsbakedbeans2348]

That's sad to hear, sorry for your loss

[@marsmunchies]

My dude spitting rhymes like a lama.

[@stqrli3ht]

WhiteWeeb ”YOU left me”

[@BVF_18]

LLAMA?

[@carsenhopper834]

@@BVF_18 no Lama

[@ahhahh403]

Its llama

[@mrbeast1881]

riding high on the drama

[@softgoth713]

Raccoon Eggs x Swaggersouls - Suicide (Logan Paul Diss Track)

[@Eidolon5150]

リーパーsᴏғᴛɢᴏᴛʜ yes make this a thing

[@michael_00003]

エネルギーsoftgoth Yes! We need this!

[@Masidium]

Featuring AznStylea

[@kye9687]

Next How to video should be How to control an outbreak of wild Raccoons. Lemme know if you going to do this.

[@itchysandwiches4511]

It happened man. Congrats.

[@ezok]

lit as always bro!

[@aeinzalot]

*a hundred S h m a k a k e r o o s .*

[@wil_xyz5568]

@@aeinzalot a h u n d r e d *s h m a c k e r o o s*

[@BryonK]

THE RAPS ARE TURNING THE HAMSTERS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@scriptedjava9265]

Two years later, still underrated

[@Koji_lol]

@@scriptedjava9265 3 years later and its still funny

[@Brad-Bester]

Raccoon eggs I just want to thank u for making a tutorial on how to reserect my mother corpse. Ever since u started making videos ive been collecting raccoons and keeping them in my basement, feeding them nothing but the sewage of my own faeces and only letting them drink the sweat that fell off from under my mom's fat rolls. It felt very good to actually give them a purpose when my mom fell asleep in the bathtub that didn't have any water in it yet and drowned in her own sweat...Thanks again!

[@justronjay9226]

That’s just sad.

[@Jackal]

"Meming, shoutcasting, raping, and a whole lot of surfing." oh the difference one P can make

[@kristian9830]

Jackal Unleashed ROFL

[@scriptedjava9265]

That’s what she said

[@OfficeMaxxing]

$10 bucks for the first one to put that whole freestyle rap into lyrics

[@willis2067]

Close enough: genius.com/Raccooneggs-freestyle-rapping-on-cs-go-lyrics

[@rudijude3861]

Wyatt Goad Bitch I made a video lyrics and all

[@BigBoiAlpha]

R.I.P. Vinnie, forever in our hearts. He would have wanted us to remember that “he was a good guy, but you gotta do what yah gotta do.”

[@AtomicFlounder42]

Most of that rap was legit fire

[@SCR4TCHK4T]

*i want a full video of raccooneggs having a conversation with paulie*

[@excessivemenace4062]

Ill dropkick a baby for a smacc on the sacc... RaccoonEggs -2018

[@lilprincesax5333]

Racc: roasts trash skills Also racc: fails to surf to the second ramp

[@donovangraven8427]

I’ve watched these videos so much that I’ve memorized the surf maps

[@mariobrawl6821]

Dude I found you on Ifunny and now I cant stop laughing. No, like I actually can't breath please call emergency services I'm actually dying. (Edit) This is the most likes Ive ever gotten on a comment.

[@horsetranquilizer4042]

Mario brawl68 what's your iFunny?

[@wmoros4902]

Samme

[@reusablebag6378]

Mario brawl68 same I found him on iFunny

[@mariobrawl6821]

I'm sorry who is RE

[@nikki1339]

Mario brawl68 same

[@kida8496]

This channel is fuc**ng awesome. I often have a lot of down time at work or in my classes, and these videos man, they totally make my life better XD LMAO

[@leumas2606]

3 years later and still making me laugh...we miss you dude. Can't wait to see what you have planned.

[@axi0838]

Raccoon:*Breaths* Some 14 year old kid: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*

[@wesleysmith134]

I can imagine RaccoonEggs sitting in his room writing up this rap, just waiting for the day for someone to challenge him.

[@vinnygouveia4082]

Thanks for the shout-out raccooneggs

[@mind3646]

Why does every csgo surf commentator know how to rap wtf

[@thatoneguy2960]

5:45 top ten anime battles

[@matthewjones1239]

Brooo this shit was fire you should upload a separate video of just the rap.

[@conlantaylor8052]

Raccoon"Why the f*ck do you need a golden knife when you have a golden heart " Me"that's some touching sh*t right their"

[@Batman-rc1yg]

Paulie sounds like an Italian mobster in the 30s in new york Edit: I JUST REALIZED THE REFERENCE LMAO

[@eskibileyci198]

What's the reference tho

[@ryanahr733]

That rap racc spit better than most rappers whole album these days

[@adrianlee4110]

Gay hamsters

[@imkarmabtw]

i remember watching this the day it came out i miss those days

[@al3xplayzmc829]

Is Paulie a mafia?

[@mrbeast1881]

eminem: *makes a movie about rap batttling* Racc: *HOLD MY BEER*

[@denza8962]

raccoon's video yesss😀😃 merry christmas

[@No1Garfield]

Dominic Piovesan same

[@ziaddd6919]

Dominic Piovesan me too

[@CenturianTale_Halo]

I should NOT be watching Raccoon Egg videos while trying to drink something each time I almost choke to death-

[@mindoryx9608]

Even though I am held back by so much stuff nobody could hold me back from watching you :3

[@celtizaya]

That rapping was like listening to one of those videos where they say nonsense statements that sound like they go together so it just works. It was beautiful

[@FlamethrowerDoesStuff]

Your rapping is fire.

[@venusthebenus]

Chat: Yeah Wookie won Wookie: that’s my ego you b strokin

[@JoshoIo]

2:12 made me fucking die when he said no like a fuckin meatball his accent was so fucking perfect for sayin that i really need him to be in another video maybe in rust or sonething due to raccs recent news which is perfectly fine

[@usernamemalfunctioning6768]

2:18 is a golden moment I absolutely fucking lost it at that comment Paulie made

[@tomaso5002]

RacooonEgs WHERE IS YOUR SPONSORSHIP?

[@sotsu618]

“Like a rolling pin?” “No like a fuckin meatball”

[@driesbosmans3327]

Your vids are so funny man keep it up man

[@__AbAbe]

The rap at the end was low key lit af

[@ungabunga8546]

How did rac lose that rap battle

[@GigglebunsUV]

what are you talking about. he definitely won.

[@Breadstickkkks]

Because i want to die

[@hexamain5281]

UnknownVengeance its people like you why memes are never funny anymore

[@GigglebunsUV]

hexamain ! what are you talking about, he definitely won

[@nottheoriginalhandle]

hexamain ! Or .... hear me out here ... they just aren’t funny

[@dylanbyrne9866]

I love that when you finished that rap that child lost all of his self confidence

[@alfarow9786]

DAMN, RACC!!!! DROPPIN' THOSE BARS!!!!!

[@dangeonsanddrugons3921]

Not sure if you’ll see this Racc but that last clip of the vid made me happy for you, sometimes you catch yourself in a good moment and I respect the hell out of that. If you’re ever in New York you don’t need to pay for bud. Have a good one man.

[@BoltGamingIan]

I COULD WATCH YOU ALL DAY LOVE YOU VIDS

[@BoltGamingIan]

add me ? steamcommunity.com/id/ImLean/

[@axelaguilar6902]

I'm sick right now and I'm watching raccooneggs for the cure

[@name2120]

Man you are my favorite youtuber i you will get 1 m subs soon man

[@cooloats1816]

5:51 to 6:01- I really felt the necrosis taking over my entire brain

[@martdang.d5926]

I don't understand i also get confused with swaggersouls and you lol.

[@nickmasefield1470]

Raccs rap hit so hard my grandpas life support disconnected

[@Goku.]

When I get off the surfing server you join :/ why

[@Goku.]

Replied to my own comment

[@qmelon4263]

I'm late

[@slcreek9988]

how do you get cs:go surf? do you just need cs:go

[@burtor55able]

@@slcreek9988 Correct

[@heyitstoni]

child prodigy says he has lungs of a badger then proceeds to take a breath after 4 words

[@desmondcastillo9215]

That freestyle tho

[@ravengesolo3508]

Omg that rap battle was pure fire and I want a 10 hr version

[@huyyuh135]

Racc I hope you're doing good man. We all miss you

[@Brad-Bester]

That rap had to be prepared 😂😂

[@hydrosting]

Didn’t know raccoons could rap.

[@tupactheory3739]

rappoons

[@gonzalo4928]

He can’t lol he’s funny and all but shit was ass

[@asmartistenthusiast3469]

I'm not even a gamer, but these videos crack me up.

[@zgong5094]

what was the beat for the rap battle?

[@FaithAfton_1983]

Why have I never seen such a funny youtuber till today!!!

[@andrewmcginn7173]

That was the whitest sounding rap I've ever heard

[@SandraSanchez-sw9mw]

Sr dc g ffzg x's g gggdyxydhxydgdggdc hi cdu9ffy dc fd do fu😄 do

[@scriptedjava9265]

@Bir bıçak Bileyici *man killed by one bar*

[@Koji_lol]

@@SandraSanchez-sw9mw give ur moms phone back

[@ChristinaIsAGod]

I started watching these really Late, but these Days need to come back

[@hugohulp]

9:53 not 10:01 .....Real nigga

[@sponkycrabble2659]

The best comedian is literally raccooneggs.

[@bencampbell829]

7:39

[@33moongraal17]

I’m only 15 seconds into the video and I’m already laughing the hardest since the first csgo vid

[@aidanshirey1702]

What's the name of the background music in the rap battle

[@aperson4713]

West Coast Mafia by Mixla. I know it's 5 years later but it took me a while to find it. 😂

[@moltenwarrior4414]

6:40, Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

[@RyanJones-lv9dj]

Raccoon "I only have a voice" Eggs

[@BilboWaggins]

"You may not know this but I gently take off my headset everytime you laugh." I don't know what came next because I couldn't hear it.

[@dylianodotadreson9519]

Nailclippers

[@DokiDonut]

my god I Recently saw all your videos and I love all of them...I especially love how you and shammy have the same way of using an animal to represent yourselves and move around jpegs to make a video that much better...Please make more and if possible, you and shammy should meet and make a video together 😂 that would be too fucking hilarious

[@whatsmyname8653]

Who’s here because of I have no memes?

[@Juliana-sy8kj]

RACCOONEGGS WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY I CANT STOP BINGE WATCHING HELP

[@originalcontent8979]

Ezra, STOP!

[@veronicaagnes]

I showed this to my friend laughed so hard he sounded like a sea lion

[@willis2067]

Here, you can thank me later: genius.com/Raccooneggs-freestyle-rapping-on-cs-go-lyrics

[@friedcat3053]

Willis yes

[@m4xx440]

When y'all talking about Vinny was that a basketball diaries reference

[@scout7876]

Honestly RaccoonEggs is better than most modern rappers

[@noli7663]

Waiter: so how would you like your steak? Racc: yeet yeet beat the meat. Waiter: alright, noted.

[@sirspuntsalottheiii1500]

PUT THIS FIRE ON SPOTIFY PLEAAASE

[@r1kit027]

The intro was so dramatic and I needed that

[@sacuul1029]

Alright, you can rap, you’re fucking hilarious, you play surf servers, you can come up with the funniest shit on the spot, you use Wii music, but you don’t have an accent. That’s it. You’re the American Fitz and I love it.

[@dub.168]

racconeggs is my drug, can't stop taking it

[@revkun]

R.I.P Vinny he’s swimming in pasta and meatballs in heaven

[@eskibileyci198]

man who is vinnie

[@FortunateYT]

I listen to his rap while I do the dishes when my wife is gone