CS GO VS Reality

[@Sha.ll0w]

CSGO: 5 T vs. 5 CT IRL: 5 T vs. 200 CT

[@Nietabs]

Yep, very true.

[@Nietabs]

@@kin8329 a Highly trained swats and law enforcements funded by government? I dont think so

[@hungnguyenthiet7661]

@@alisterteh2214 Every team can only add up to 8 people max

[@Whowalnut]

@@alisterteh2214 no roblux allowed

[@Nietabs]

@@Whowalnut no bad spellers allowed

[@Haronmaron]

3kliksphilip - The only guy that posts a serious and informating video on April 1st

[@skipper2888]

Swapey True

[@awesomeguy5583]

Swapey I can't tell if this is a joke

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

Swapey accursed farms anyone?

[@AndrewLumley]

0:29 dragon porn

[@Butterscotchcs]

pickle strainer

[@xavierh.5102]

i really hope pecklestiener becomes a callout for this map...

[@MaZe741]

steiner

[@ultra.based.27]

Like someone plays that thing

[@soodless4159]

People will probably end up shortening it and at the end it will be a word that sounds nothing like the original word Pecklesteiner Picklestein PS

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

Enemy at pecklesteiner

[@forbiddentictactoe1734]

hes 50 hp at peckle

[@erickjoshuanebreja6154]

You forgot one more thing and no one probably guessed it Every site that was destroyed by the bomb planted does not make differences. In CS 1.6, when the bomb explodes, the boxes are also destroyed, which is thw sole purpose of the terrorists, meanwhile in CSGO, Valve only cares about who's the MVP and the team who wins the round

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Whoa Philip liked a fairly recent comment

[@definitelynotafamousyoutub6131]

@Naufal Hafizh dude its a c4 not firecracker

[@Fiberglass_Insulation]

Yeah and sometimes maps has explosions which make it more realistic

[@stare4539]

;ppppp;

[@bennyofficial8489]

0:29 Dragon porn?

[@optimisticscales7081]

Well he is a dragon so it makes sense he'd be attracted to them.

[@fakaf4980]

LOL

[@nocklasbalten2802]

its a skyrim modding Website

[@pizz4c4t11]

dragon is a company that make dildos

[@brohemian]

hello reddit

[@rusinsr]

Wow, I really want to see now a Dust2 version where the door in Pit and fence at T-spawn were opened up to give terrorists another path towards bombsite A!

[@Unknown-oc1kt]

rusins err that would be cool but T will hold A long first

[@TofferN]

I believe there's a community map that opens these and other doors and pathways. Can't remember the name of it though.

[@gronskko]

It is de_dust 2 ( Or something like that ) That map opens pit. I'm a friend of the creator..

[@allenqueen]

de_dust 2... that's a creative name

[@gronskko]

Yeah, he didn't want to change it too much.

[@mahoneyj2]

3:03 holy shit, this was filmed at Warwick University in the Whitefields residence. I've literally lived in & climbed the same building..

[@MrsDobbins368]

You can't beat shitefields

[@Trespher]

@@MrsDobbins368 😂

[@freezy2755]

did i ask?

[@mahoneyj2]

@@freezy2755 this isn't your personal q&a, noone cares what you think

[@freezy2755]

@@mahoneyj2 when did i ask tho

[@NidasGlidas]

1:50 That place is giving me unpleasant flashbacks. ITS NO USE TAKE THIS ITS NO USE TAKE THIS

[@floarecristi]

Multi Trash DE lmao

[@Reflekss]

Multi Trash DE ITS NO USE

[@KeravnosPrime]

Multi Trash DE did you really play that hellspawn of a game?

[@OlujaDoTokija]

watch?v=Oq8AgIS3ZgU

[@nwoIc]

the fact that people don't get this triggers me

[@ayush_panchal]

Csgo in real life :- Two 48yo man with anime masks (profile pictures irl) crouch spraying each other with an ak-47 while shouting "CYKA BLYAT" and their shirts have DMG written on them.

[@Goldfish_Vender]

I think the April fools joke was that it wasn't an April fools joke.

[@T0MMYNAT0R]

What no April fool video? Now thats a true April fool!

[@yyn5987]

I don't know why, but you sound like 2kliksphilip xD

[@amr.a4028]

IKR IT'S FUCKING CRAZY IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TWINS

[@kacpor34]

Rzkey thelegend And quite like kliksphilip

[@autruff18]

fuck autistic 2kliks.. hes a poser. 3kliks is the real deal

[@mannypardothethinskinned7956]

He also sounds like kliksphilip which is also weird.

[@ForgotVaultOfficial]

xD

[@smallbluebox3125]

1:35 wait, so there's an entire connection in the map that could exist but just doesnt for no reason???

[@Scrum_Master_Revolution]

I know this is old, but in the context of the old Dust2, almost every large path you walk on was meant to be a street where cars could drive on, the idea being the street on long would connect to the one on T-spawn through that area.

[@TheMultipower47]

1:34 Now I want a version of Dust 2 with pit doors removed

[@durstloscher2362]

1:30 i always go trough this thought whenever i do mapping and its frustrating. Its even more frustrating to do it in Singleplayer mods becouse it forces you to redoo a big portion of the map just to make a "realistic" starting point as an example for CS : SWAT Team starts behind a transport car. Sounds easy but you have to close up the surounding space in a realistic way to not let people run past the car into oblivion BUT HOW? A too narrow fence? Boxes? If you want to make it look look good or realistic you will spend a lot of time and patience...

[@BlindingLight]

Game: has guns The media: yeah anyone who plays this is a crazed gunman.

[@Brainman_2331]

Yeah I thought I would build a map of my school to play with my friends from school but for obvious reasons all the boomers would get me into a lot of trouble.

[@FinnKid1]

We're not crazed gunmen, we're assassins!

[@whyhellothere9822]

@@FinnKid1 the difference is one is a job and the other is mental sickness

[@ju7904]

@@whyhellothere9822 I’ll be honest, our parents do not care for it

[@adhdfriendly_]

@@ju7904 We think his mate saw us

[@pablodavico]

Stein = Stone Steiner = Stoner duh :D

[@dunnokki]

I used to make maps for CS 1.6 and a few Sven Coop maps as well. Never to be played competitively, but I did pay a lot of attention to details and realism. The more realistic map, the better, is what I think. Of course gameplay comes first but aesthetics are nothing if it's unrealistic. A very realistic map with teeny-tiny details that add a great deal to the experience feeling more realistic can give chills to a player.

[@breakerboy365]

competitive sven coop ey? hmmmmmmm

[@xmm-cf5eg]

SVEN COOP is mah niggah.

[@B.M.Skyforest]

I agree with you. Such thing like different windows on the each sides and door leading to nowhere are always bugged me. Also balconies with clothes and no doors and so on and on

[@freezy2755]

loser

[@Ayoub_Awesat]

Names please

[@ambhaiji]

0:48 stein means stone, but steiner no idea well its stoner duh cant play csgo without dem dank weeds, even valve knows that.

[@aweeds]

Heh

[@kaliumnitraat]

They showed that with cashe

[@Viral_Crazy]

Do a video on 'Can you shoot a bullet before the start on the round'

[@LeviG]

You could with the R8 the first 2 days. Valve forgot to think about the right-click mechanics, that they work when paused (take off silencer, scope in with awp etc.). So people could right-click with the R8 to shoot.

[@mftarik1255]

if you keep holding your fire button during freezetime, your weapon will immediatly shoot when the freezetime ends but won't make a sound!

[@khayr_mustofa]

But if you had a grenade, you can hold left click, then throw it in the freezetime of the next round.

[@LummyTum]

You can hold down mouse1 at the start of a round As soon as the round starts you shoot a bullet it doesn't make any sound you can then reload and confuse your teammates valve pls fix

[@RubIX-tm3lj]

LummyTum I do that all the time XD

[@Michael-hu9kf]

Hahaha the half life joke.... It disappears cos half life 3 doesn't exist... I see you Philip

[@dauphongii]

Oo really?

[@missingindy]

If we count the expansion packs for half life 1 and 2, there are exactly 12 half lives, or 6 full lives, the list is: Half 1 Half life 1 source Half life: blue shift Half life: opposing force Half life: decay Half life 1: source: deathmatch Half life 2 Half life 2: episode 1 Half life 2: episode 2 Half life 2: deathmatch And finally, Half life 2: lost coast Oh and also half life: alyx

[@nwoodwardc]

"Half-life 3" Don't play with my feelings god damn it

[@Love-ct6lq]

He was just giving you some hope ( I hope you know what i mean)

[@dauphongii]

@@Love-ct6lq ynaaamean?

[@Blei1986]

*OH MY GOD* i'm replying to an three year old comment ...i mean -*three* !!! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[@ahhhhhh9263]

@@Blei1986 and this vid was made 3 years ago

[@elib9118]

"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a model..."

[@ALLSTARDECOURO2]

"ssshhh"

[@Mrsandis89]

Wow, i have been watching your old videos from 2013 *rants* whole day, and now a fresh video pops up. What a treat :)

[@mdfogarty]

So good, not a wasted word. Thanks for making these vids.

[@BebxOfficial]

The doors seem like an oversight in infernew, as most other doors (IE, squeaky in cache) are actually pretty fine looking.

[@yogitheoperator9653]

valve worker : do you know about game design ? new designer : what is that ? valve worker : Welcome to the Valve sir ! :P

[@tomjackal5708]

i mean you're not wrong they don't hire people because they already know everything, they hire people because of how they work and how they treat the work; usually they get taught everything they need to know for what they're working on but sometimes, with big projects and lots of parts, a few things get missed, or (as pointed out in the video) changes get made for gameplay reasons and forget to report for aesthetic changes

[@neththeobnoxioussponge8929]

Tom Jackal Im not sure if this is a r/woosh or not

[@cooIguy]

to the valve lmao

[@xhypertigergaming7973]

I love how at 3:26 When it disappears it says half and its only half of the sign seen

[@_ikako_]

3:00 that real life part looks suspiciously like my old college in taunton. philip plz confirm

[@denisimurataj3787]

SCAT? :D

[@_ikako_]

@@denisimurataj3787 I think I was thinking of huish when I wrote that comment haha. That was a year ago tho lol

[@jimmy-uc3um]

I just love your videos,they are short but so entertaining and you upload very frequently,keep going man!

[@xkmto]

Every video I click could be an April Fools joke today... Nowhere is safe.

[@jimmy54539]

Really good video Phillip :) I liked the splicing of IRL and in game videos, very good fun, thanks!

[@MarisaFan411]

Where is the rick roll? 0/10

[@foodforthought5890]

In 2013

[@svonegov8199]

Never gonna give you AWP

[@BurntTopato]

It died way before that.

[@damnitdanie1]

@@svonegov8199 when the reply has more likes than the comment

[@Veptis]

i think windows misalignment on inferno is a bigger issue. The map is actually played in pro CS, and you can wallbang a lot. and only on a few there is glass which helps with wallbangs a lot.

[@HideorEscape]

Now this is a serious thing that ruins the realism of counter strike maps. Valve has been messing up every single map like that with outside window just placed there as decoration and inside windows as well. For immersive realistic maps, every window and door should have a purpose and not just placed there for the visuals because they couldn't come up with a better idea. As a mapper myself this pisses me off.

[@jktwiceft]

Yet in cs_compound, the smokestack that the level is known for is a physics object, which is quite interesting.

[@MrKaspi097]

Very interesting vid mate ;) I wanted to make a vid about difference in sound like AK47 in CS:GO vs AK47 in real life and so on with other weapons. I am not capable to do this right now, can you make it ? Pleassseeee Regards from Poland :D

[@bens6872]

In addition to a comment I saw below saying that too many see-though matching windows would make moving quietly around the map too hard, I also always assumed that the reason outsides and insides don't match was to give an illusion of scale and to make more "playable" internal areas - for example, having windows arranged outside that appear to make it a two story house, and the inside only having one row of windows, allows for making the house and therefore the map seem slightly larger than it is - you can have some verticality or span outward, and doesn't seem so strange as having a very very tall room would. If you also imagine trying to play CS:GO with houses the size of a lot of real ones, that'd get very cramped quite quickly and you'd get stuck on a lot of furniture (or all buildings would be under-decorated and look strange). Same for those nonsense doors - if you're in a map with one sealed "exit" it feels like some sort of arena or courtyard. If it has lots of "exits" all over the place, it feels like a random place that's zoned off, and less like a weird Sims-esque square room you removed the door from after putting the players in. Probably totally erroneous but that's always the explanation I put to it without having ever really thought about it.

[@zyibesixdouze4863]

For the too cramped, try that one arms race map that takes place in a house

[@CR4T3Z]

if we are 6ft, then how small is that car on dust 2, one of the most popular maps.... for silvers

[@smallbluebox3125]

im unranked and i hate fucking dust2.. just no

[@Volcano4981]

Given the models are in a semi-ducked legs-apart sort of state for aiming rather than standing upright and that the global average male height (seeing how all the CS models are male) is closer to 5'9" (175 cm-ish in metric terms), I doubt that 72 units is 72 inches, but that 1 unit = 1 real-life inch conversion was an imperial unit standard in-game in the late-2000s and early-to-mid 2010s sort of games afaik, sooo... Also, omfg those are indeed some proper short cars

[@k0nstntcs798]

My god, man, your work is truly superb.

[@Electrooboo]

Someone get him a job at valve to make cs

[@dane5260]

My real pet peeve are clip brushes were it looks like you should be able to jump, but can't. There are just too many examples to mention though.

[@TKsh1]

Even if is just a game and blah, blah, blah, knowing the fact that a door can't be closed or a window is not in the right place makes me so nervous for some reason. Also, the only good skyboxes in CS:GO are Monastery (gorgeous) and Inferno. All the others are a pain to look at.

[@3vg899]

The reason the whole doesn't pop up when u walk around in it is because of hacks, I used some undetectable hacks and the most it did was make the walls mostly transparent but u can only see enemies when u are like on the edge about to leave a corner

[@BHF222]

Not sure if April Fools or actually a legit video..

[@eternalLocket]

It's a legit video, the windows was something that was brought up on the csgo reddit forum quite a bit.

[@GoodGuyGabZ]

I love how you are are talking about really smart and technical stuff but the footage is you rolling around on the floor with a headband on your head :D

[@kevinssoloobeasley3493]

New 3kliksphillip video on april fools, not an april fools video >->

[@LapinGamers]

Surprisingly enjoyed your content. Awesome!

[@ballzonmaface]

Trilluxe is obviously the best german linguistic in the world. I definitely see why you would go to him for anwsers.. xd

[@mftarik1255]

stein means stone

[@ballzonmaface]

Tarik I never said otherwise. Re-Read what I said.

[@mftarik1255]

stone means stein

[@ballzonmaface]

Tarik Stop wasting other peoples' time.

[@RequiemsEnding]

ur birth was a waste of time haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@ericsbuds]

I am a little annoyed that I cant throw smokes from CT to banana on inferno. Actually! you would know this answer! how can you view the invisible walls that grenades will bounce off of in Inferno? I thought it would be clip brushes, but that is just for the player I think. I couldn't find a way to draw where you could and couldn't throw nades over buildings. I ended up just flying around throwing them until I found open areas above roofs. Any idea if there is a way to draw in those invisible walls up there?

[@oldaccount2472]

Can you pekkle my Steiner

[@mirdochegal4598]

It amazes me every time i watch video of you - to see how you can make a 5 minute video about some pecklesteiner doors and uneven window heights ^^

[@brianbesselink8076]

*literally UNPLAYABLE*

[@AdityaTripathi]

Sick video man, really helped pass my 5 mins in my 300 km journey...

[@staindk]

1:57 this is more or less what my dad did in that place (San Marco square) >_< He was out there alone at like 4am taking photos and slipped, fell into the water and cut his leg. Lost his camera and limped home, showered, then went to the hospital. Great story in retrospect but o_O

[@abdulaschka6221]

The door leads to Hogwarts. Obvious...

[@filip6472]

Well, one limitation we all used to have was mapping and a cheap leak for a fix was to put everything in a skybox.The problem was computers where ass and couldn't handle it leaving use to do the painstaking closed in sky type mapping.I'm glad that's over.

[@erwanregy6494]

valve's latest and greatest creation *valve's latest and lamest creation

[@foodforthought5890]

sick burn

[@Telsion]

idc if it is lame, I still enjoy the map :)

[@Shinnokxz]

I've always wondered why, ever since they introduced warmup rounds on Dust2 (the only map I ever play on CSGO) in those small close quarter arenas, why textures and even their geometry subtly blink. There has to be some sort of hack they're doing to accommodate the aging engine. Also their illfated BR thing that they did (Blackzone? Blackout? can't remember the name) where the map was pretty large and ran like dogshit This probably also goes back to the old trick where if you had enough players spraypaint on the Goldsrc engine games parts of the map that had invisible walls (the only one I remember was Nuke and Militia you could get access to) and they were animated GIFs you could crash the server

[@appixx]

EYY SUP EARLY BIRDS!

[@x0men0x]

*RUSSIA DOESNT SLEEP* *COMUNISTS DONT WAKE UP*

[@yourpalz3r068]

Hey

[@thezombiebadger7847]

hi

[@mxcascade]

Hammer units are the unit of measurement used by Source Engine games. It is also used to judge the speed of objects and players in-game, mostly for competitive play. 1 Hammer unit is 1/16 of a foot (or 1.904 centimeters), and is the minimum distance the Source Engine can measure.

[@DarthTippExx]

Literally unplayable

[@wyfin5619]

For me I never can't really see maps as real places, Like Inferni has many homes, but I just can't see them as homes. They're just maps for me.

[@davidcortes5658]

“Csgo is a really balanced and polished game”. Nice meme lol.

[@youtubeshadowbannedme]

@Marshal Sava wrong

[@Adamadam889]

3:03 Holy shit I didn't know you stayed in Shitefields at Warwick Uni.

[@who1008]

English (sorry for bad hi)

[@vekuboi]

1:55 *WTF CAPTIONS* Turn captions on

[@MrNutter]

Under 50 views club.

[@reu69]

The 1 Realm of Retro! 51..... :(

[@soggycatgirl]

46

[@soggycatgirl]

47*

[@Moofenic]

otto251 I like fish

[@soggycatgirl]

Gross

[@marcogiampa283]

the skybox on inferno is so low, you cant throw those crazy cross map smokes from a to b to heelp your mates. The only way this is good is you can bank nades of it, if you come out of boiler on inferno and throw at the sky over the building you can bank it of the skybox and get a perfect headshot/a box molly

[@luftwaffle2710]

Fuck reality. Video games are better

[@feritfirat1846]

Luftwaffle yeah that's right

[@SupahtrippX]

I've actually been on these exact places in Venice, went during spring break, it's cool but the amount of travel to get there was nuts

[@komay]

You make a good video out of EVERYTHING.

[@THEBEGINNING3327]

p i c k l e s t r a i n e r 0:33

[@abetterplayer4396]

I also like how players shoot bullets out of their eyeballs instead of the guns

[@zyan1280]

Overpass isnt open anymore. U cant throw high smokes from ct to B. They added new skyboxes

[@divorcegaming2881]

I remember starting to work on UGX on a project where I would make a COD:WAW map that was based on my school. I din't know it was such a problem with games and schools.

[@Yeboihayi]

Every time you make a mapmaking related video I get hyped to make a map. Then I realise how fucking difficult it is and I cry myself to sleep..

[@oscarglerup1788]

Whats that map on 3:58 and is it downloadebel? If, pls send

[@Thekukills]

1 year ago today Motboy8 graced us with information on fire damage while defusing a bomb.

[@FanTazTiCxD]

0:29 Remember to throw your cap far away, when you say that

[@NeWx89]

The Half-Life 1 maps of black mesa overlap all the time and becomes a mess when seeing them all loaded at the same time. This can be done using a program called HalfMapper by Gzalo. The disappearing thing, or not rendering thing was used by Nipper in his 1.6 map Blahhh at T spawn to make an illusion of portals by walking through doors. This seems to have been more difficult to achieve in source as in CSS and CSGO there are simply walls all over instead.

[@raduluben]

Man you are the Vsauce of counter strike. love your work

[@darius6112]

What is the video at 3:09 showing the guy climbing the roof?

[@user-fc4so8of8o]

I can't believe 1:35 isn't an actual feature of the map.

[@stnapy]

@3kliksphilip i have tried a lot of rates, but i cant get my game to work like it was before, i am getting 4% packet loss and cant fix it at all, its really annoying me now i have tried fixing this for 22 days now please help? thanks

[@coolchouzhao]

2:50 LEGO door pieces in a nutshell

[@spookstergaming8122]

Who else thinks they should make the bit at 1:36 - 1:43 an actual route in the game??

[@roshi2296]

I watched this exactly 1 year after it is uploaded. Is it coincidence?

[@utfray7334]

What I'm curious about are the psychedelic things you see in some spots of certain maps if you go out of bounds. One of the most obvious ones being on train. Fo from CT spawn to the tool bench and noclip through the door on the right to get into that room. Then continue walking down that little corridor, look to the right and have your mind blown. There's other spots on other maps as well. What the hell is this about?

[@Theviewer100]

So happy u didn't do a 1st April video

[@Makzimiser]

what's the command to see the areas the game is drawing (3:12)

[@GamesShark3000]

3:15 Why they don't add a far render option in the settings?!?!?!

[@stewmo.7615]

what command did you use to get the drawothermodels thingy @3:11

[@MrJinxmaster1]

could a pecklesteiner door work? A key with two sections of action but also a lock that has a hole all the way through. Add on the asymmetrical mechanism so that the locking pieces don't just hit one another. A complex system to be sure, but i would wager is quite possible even though the doors would need to be installed at different depths of door frame. The overlap would stop thieves from putting devices or tools through the doors and the dual-lock would throw off their lock-picking game considerably (I imagine) Especially if there was a system whereby one lock triggered the other lock so that the thief would need to unlock both simultaneously or somehow hold one tumbler set whilst picking the other.

[@ZINKfan]

On one of the new maps, Austria. There is a wall with a door on the one side, and on the other side its just a wall.

[@sakusloth727]

This was really weird. I just did a project on Italy. Doges Palace - Canals was in my presentation. They are so similar

[@lordkrythic6246]

Let's talk about the M4A4 reloading animation. Which should have two states, one where you have bullets left, (and is currently used by the game) and the other where you're empty and need to pull back on the charging handle to chamber the next round. What's the point in modeling a charging handle if you're not going to use it.

[@fragrantgingercalamari]

the people of dust2 are just outside the playable area, betting on whether the terrorists or counter-terrorists will win. it's become their national sport, biggest act of gambling, and a somewhat popular tourist attraction

[@JuniDoesStuff]

Those doors aren't weird, Inferno just has a lot of broom closets.