CS2's Season 2 is CRAZY

[@BhaiTheLion]

When I die I want you to summarise my whole my life.

[@shanevogue]

Honestly same.

[@NeutronixRL]

saaaaameeee

[@manuel.7461]

Couldn't wish for anything more

[@LeventK]

if he doesn't, don't go to your funeral.

[@whtvr2378]

You lived, wanked, sucked at cs, died But with 3kliksphilip's voice

[@itsfedor]

I've been watching 3kliksphilip for the last 8 years, and this moment on 0:55 is the first time I hear him laugh ironically

[@3htthexy]

i had the exact same thought, heard it and went "dont think ive heard that before in all my years"

[@luizzeroxis]

There's 100% a video where he laughs just like that at the end of it. Don't remember which tho

[@ciarecruiter]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3jRloNsgtqJhc0

[@naan-oyobizniz3168]

Been watching him since the Source SDK tutorials he uploaded in like... 2009??? Can confirm -- no sarcastic "HEARGGH" laugh on record so far...

[@Yagami2027]

A4-Dable....haha amazing

[@Jiixi]

joke of the day, assuredly !!

[@puns8994]

it took them 18 months to come up with that pun, that's why this took so long

[@lagg3r760]

In-FAMAS

[@baiborisxd]

0:42 turn on the subtitles, philip censored the word ''fr*nch'' 😭😭

[@LKristof-]

I love how valve nerfed the crouching accuracy of the mp9, even though there's nobody who doesn't use it while running and jumping.

[@lcdv0]

I used a lot on mid ranges with many burst shots

[@matiass5446]

Thank you Mr. 3kliks for these updates on the game. I havent played csgo in 5 or so years

[@ReenDuk]

inFamas... I had to pause the video to inhale and exhale deeply😔

[@Cowpowblaow]

Love the Arrested Development memes. Your videos always make me smile.

[@diztinger]

Since Danger Zone is not coming anytime soon, the only two things I want right now are Lake and Train back to wingman.

[@suspecm6316]

Valve confirmed danger zone is not returning to CS2 in an interview

[@Morvud3]

​@@suspecm6316 source?

[@Melheck]

Lake in 2v2, agency in 5v5

[@ElhamiMusliu1]

@@suspecm6316source or it didn’t happen.

[@nathanweiss3030]

@@suspecm6316are you talking about the aussie caster guy (SPUNJ?) saying that he doesn’t think danger zone is coming back on a podcast? I think he said he’d talked with one dev and that was the vibe he got, but he didn’t seem to have a definitive answer on it

[@prodOkah]

2:31 "??" ahh spray

[@elcatammt7965]

crazy how they changed the price on the FAMAS , nerfed the MP5/MP7, SMGs that are barely ever used, but they wont Reduce M249's ridiculously high price or the Negev's stupidly low price .

[@Cowpowblaow]

Yeah the LMGs are in a super odd place. Negev feels like an insane value for how many shots you get, and compared to that the M249 feels like a total waste at 5,200.

[@lukasg4807]

The new buy menu makes it easier for them to forget about guns no one is equipping anyways

[@heechanlee6589]

No buff M249 since 2 years...😢

[@WayStedYou]

but they are "gathering data" on the negev that will be implemented any day now, its only been.. 7? years

[@Sam-iw5fp]

Negev has to be low price or else there is no reason to use it. Movement speed is too low and it takes long before your shots are accurate.

[@peaceandwealthseeker4504]

They changed the bullet registry. It feels like damage prediction is on permanently now but not buggy and feels satisfying and snappy

[@NiceEvils]

Satisfying and snappy was cs go 128 tick. Nothing in cs 2 even comes close

[@TheCabbageMan]

Agreed​@@NiceEvils

[@Gandalf.]

2:39 The mp7's spray pattern is a 7? half f life s77 ocn firmed

[@Lean42]

This video didn't appear in my subscriptions tab. This isn't the first time this has happened, I wonder if Philip is doing this on purpose.

[@rubz1390]

Happens alot with Philip vids.

[@Karolomen]

@Lean42 I've had the same issue. I had to go to Home and there it was and at the very top of the list, but it wasn't in Subscriptions menu where I would expect it to.

[@robindenkik]

Was looking for this comment, same here

[@julius4858]

Commenting for the algorithm before I forget it Wish you all the best Philip

[@mynamejot8623]

I cant wait for season 2 episode 1

[@Criptaike]

The video doesn't show on my subscription page but it recommended it on my home page, weird

[@forr35t]

same

[@KiwiDaBlyat]

God i love that kaboosing is back

[@Jaeger460]

Unironically the aug/sg dot colour change is the biggest for me. Im colourblind as all fuck and the default colour for me was invisible in a lot of positions, so i never used it just in case

[@axelshawAk]

Let's hope they realize to add a hue changer in the menu....

[@Megis4Life]

It barely makes a difference. How do u think pro AWP players are able to hit their quick scopes dead center? They picture the exact center of the monitor in their minds. I would take the dot away from the sg if I could it's literally useless. It does nothing but be in your way.

[@templarknight7]

@@Megis4Life you can make the same argument for the normal crosshairs...

[@CoffeeRobin-cs1nf]

@@Megis4Life That would only benefit the "pros", it would be counterintuitive for most people

[@meuhtalgear]

I fear that it will obscure what's behind the dot when shooting from far away, needs testing

[@artturitala346]

I noticed that the before pic at 4.00 is behind the substitles, just an announcement for making greater videos in tthe future

[@Jack-k9o6b]

Thanks KZbin for not showing this in my sub box smh

[@robinrai4973]

holy canoly I almost forgot what your accuracy change showcases looked like

[@kozakalex222222]

I dont see this video on my subscriptions page, how come?

[@zamasu9356]

nice video, ill watch later

[@nuxter6210]

WOW! Cant wait for CS:Alyx after this one!

[@gordonneverdies]

Cleardecals was so awesome. I had it bound to S. I used it to practice spray. Do a spray, move back a bit and do it again in the same spot.

[@vixpole8301]

that laugh sent me man, never expected it

[@DirectionD]

Same. Caught me totally off guard

[@_Vanquisher_]

20-30 seconds is for server cpu saving, so that means we will get soon DangerZone in CS2. just imagine what 10.000 bullets holes over 3 minutes will do to the server cache, so we got capacity planning right there for huge gamemodes

[@JJan953]

if seasons are the new operations they would've added new skin collections by now so I'm still banking on some actual new content. maybe not this year, maybe not next year but they will come (please don't make me beg valve)

[@s3nTer]

This year just started and you're already writing it off 😅

[@JJan953]

@@s3nTer we have to be realistic with valve or we'll surely be disappointed

[@nienize]

How can i make this new 3kliks upload about myself

[@pwf2k]

I'll click off this video just because I saw your comment. 5 seconds of Philip doesn't compete with the impact your 10 words had on me

[@consolegamer1122]

love ur content I subbed

[@mowz_]

i didnt know mp7 spray pattern looked like a 7. cool detail

[@KotPfosten]

Fun fact: mp7 and mp5 have the same spray and the spray of the galil looks like a mirrored 6

[@zadeinator2370]

why in the god damn is this not in my subscription feed

[@holtz9644]

2:58 L update

[@atsizbalik]

ohnepixel alt account

[@bomb_kaboom]

VALVE PLS FIX 1:22

[@crovey]

0:57 HA!

[@Maupa.]

Your video is not visible on my subscription feed for some reason. It's not the first time some of your videos are missing.

[@FlightWish]

Only 3kliksphillip could make me consistently watch update videos for a game I haven't played in over 10 years

[@AllNamesWereAlreadyTaken]

2 more things You can change the cross hair colours in the options without the command (there is a new option for it) And there is a HUD update which changes the zoom dynamically depending on how far away your teammates are as long as your default value isn't to high

[@Peastable]

Was that second one not showed off in the video? Or are you talking about something else?

[@Karolomen]

​@@Peastablemaybe he's talking about a feature which limits how much the map zooms out or in, if he is then I didn't get that from the video but tbh I wasn't paying 100% attention at that time

[@the-suspect]

Ah yes, the MP9 - a spray and pray weapon. When you spray, your enemy prays.

[@combat.wombat]

This video isn't present on my subscription feed.

[@Coxick]

I think valve should swap mp9's damage falloff with ump, so both weapons are more balanced

[@EsseQuamVideriSe7en]

Anyone know which recoil workshop map that is around 2:08.

[@canadianlynx972]

Who's the adorable cat in the thumbnail?

[@tjhao8108]

That's Fluffykins

[@Moonshine-GT]

or better known as 3klikscat

[@EsseQuamVideriSe7en]

This guy's voice IS the Internet.

[@taylorallen7392]

"CS2's Season 2 is CRAZY." Play 2 premier matches, rage hacker in both. Close CS2, "Maybe next week."

[@mauritz3912]

why is this video not in my subscription page?

[@marcelnice2510]

Just want to let you know that I am subscribed and this video does not appear in my subscriptions page. KZbin messing up again.

[@diggy1147]

You can now speed tap enemies at range with famas and it's better than bursting/spraying.

[@axelshawAk]

About as crazy as watching paint dry

[@Bonk996]

they are so fast they just fixed the aug scope, thank you valve

[@acrain7]

That laugh was magnificent

[@burger406]

didnt get the push notification for this =P -burger40

[@exqziMOI]

Feels like a month update then a 3 year update

[@BarneyCalhounHL]

Those medal tier colors reminds me of something.... huh. (Tf2's Casual badge tiers)

[@TVFrag]

So does the dynamic Map not show me the enemy or does it expand to him aswell?

[@TheGraySeed]

Ah, basically there is no reason to use M4A1-S, also MP5-SD also getting the flak of the nerf and 3klikphillips does not even talk about it.

[@Tj33rdz]

Wtf this vid is not showing up in my subscriptions feed

[@Daniel-wy9qs]

Can you not do showimpacts and showimpactstime to get the accuracy pattern?

[@rafalg8755]

How old is that john McDonald talking anti cheat photo? Feels like i saw it like 15 years ago for the first time

[@Cats-TM]

The CS2 FAMAS: more accurate burst than the M14.

[@xthinkfast]

1:07 here for this

[@gepin-sp7xn]

What determines the season 2 medal colour is it highest rank reached lifetime or current rank

[@ilkokolev7171]

In real life burst fire weapons have delayed recoil with a spring, so at least the first 2 shots should be very close at grouping, in game that would be game breaking...

[@djones6211]

This video is not showing up on my subscription page...???

[@abe-kun]

0:57 tf is that laugh Philip

[@kitflexer]

CS2 S2

[@too_oden2199]

SLOTH SQUADRON YESSSSS

[@kogami-masterofcoin9932]

why the premier badge doesn't have any color even if you have more than 25 wins?

[@morfeyy-]

i think it'd be cool if instead of a burst fire option there'd be like a select fire thing to make the famas an anvil receiver just for the memes tho.

[@benneeee]

burst mode gamer here

[@DonCato96]

i dont care how boring it is by this point, but i wont stop crying about the lack of operations. Even in the years we weren't that active, operations brought us back to the game to at least play a bit

[@NykoZeraora]

Be Valve >Add new operation Peope don't like it >Don't add new operation People don't like it

[@dtreezy]

@NykoZeraora just making things up now lmao

[@ayda2876]

Do you know if they will optimize the game for older CPU's ? I have a i7 8700 and I barely get 35% of use and 30% of use on my GPU, single core is at 70% use on CPU and I can't get above 250 frames.

[@yzyrays1590]

Can you do video on run and gun please, I feel like in CS2 you can get away with it so easy or it is just me ?

[@misellus3931]

*A N U S T A R T*

[@gasparliboreiro4572]

this could be a before and after, but we haven't got any changes to say that cs2 is still the same, valve pls fix cs2

[@OwenWithAHammer]

haha tobias refference, thats streets ahead

[@3kliksphilip]

Pretty sure that's Pierce from another show. Though he liked to talk about pounding asses too sooooooo

[@Pycran]

Anyone else notice a HUGE uptick of cheaters in premier this week??

[@Shmade]

good video

[@DerWintzie]

The question is, will there ever be a season three?

[@matte.b1337]

why no new season 2 battle pass??

[@PhoenixianConnexionian]

this update came out at my birthday

[@lacumbancha6273]

Lol that keyboard full of cat hair, can relate

[@chickennugget6684]

Maybe now they'll add those gamemodes still in cs2 purgatory

[@jzderf]

What are those training maps?

[@morfy2581]

This is the final season because we all know there won't be a season 3.

[@Sneeek]

this wasnt in this wasnt in my subscription box :(

[@Dummythxc]

My favorite part is the working anti cheat for season 2

[@filipsomljacan6460]

r_cleardecals is still very missed in CS2... so much fps performance lost in DM servers and in some cases regular mm

[@sejol3081]

miniscule amounts of effort from valve on balancing, very disappointing they're probably working on something like danger zone for the next operation but the fact that m249 and ump45 remain in the trash bin is baffling to me

[@MiNdFuGBoIz]

They need to raise negev price up to 5k

[@MarcoCS2]

Still Valve never fix the botting farm issue in Deathmatch.

[@squanchysquanch1840]

Same with arms race. Sometimes I just want to play one or two to warm up, or for fun, and I get kicked instantly. Queue again and kicked instantly. Oh this is a different map hopefully these aren’t bots *kicked instantly* Lol it’s annoying

[@hofiboy4499]

Bruh, i talked in steam discussions and forums about the possibility of cheaters corrupting demos. And people kept twlling wveryone that Valve deactivated demo servers and whatnot.

[@j100j]

I like how they nerfed the mp5 which was arguably already the worst weapon in the game.

[@icehGG]

The amount of shitty pun in this video is biblical

[@impoluto3082]

Okay, why aren't you highlight neither S or C on the "Comes with Some" moment? Concept ruined.

[@TohtoriP]

lets go they updated nothing noteworthy and now we have more cheaters

[@thehe1pfulorange756]

I feel like with season 2 my shots are actually hitting because I'm not getting 1 tapped by cheaters so far I noticed a big drop in cheaters in the 10 games I played of premiere so far

[@chairshoe81]

CRAZY!!!1

[@YoYoBobbyJoe]

Make every gun twice as expensive.

[@sh1elds_tv]

bro everygame is verus faceit level 10 and 22k elo on my first un ranked games, it's actually insane. I'm playing with pros.