CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.

[@reviewsfromthenorth7929]

"Sir, we found four people dead at a Japanese cosplay convention." "I guess that was their..." *glasses* "Final Fantasy" YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[@ishyreddi13]

+Reviews From The North LMFAO!!!!

[@leviraviolliheichou8908]

😂😂😂👌👌

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@BlueShadesWellz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@3Rayfire]

That was next level

[@pepe-roni1702]

some of those one liners would be so awkward in real life

[@idab9958]

Some of them? Don't you mean ALL of them? Lol

[@Mr_Original]

@Anderson Dalmeus Yeah, true... but then again, who in the world is gonna be around this many corpses? Unless their either a CS investigator, detective, or the one responsible for making the corpses.

[@Mr_Original]

@Anderson Dalmeus That... would be ingeniously messed up.

[@wjzav1971]

It would be so awesome to just once, instead of the soundtrack coming in, you just see Horation Caine walking off the crime scene in silence while everyone else role their eyes.

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

Trick is to have a wingman to go "YEAAAHHHH", completely neutralises the awkwardness.

[@ProjectHilton]

"We found semen in the victims ear." "I guess you could say, she heard the victim coming." YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@tfw8729]

It would be better if you say she heard the convict coming

[@michaelotis223]

@@tfw8729 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@scottmatheson3346]

@@tfw8729 we may hope it was a mutually pleasurable encounter and she heard herself coming, too.

[@michaelbonhomme3677]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jwill5892]

You mean perp?

[@SheldonAdama17]

“Sir, we found the final clue in the bad guy’s luggage and arrested him.” “I guess you could say this was a...” (Puts on sunglasses) “...brief case.” YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

[@detmstr341]

Officer- Lt, the victim was having tuna when he was killed. Horatio- I think this story (puts on sunglasses) sounds a little fishy. YEEEEAAAHHH!

[@tbrown8721]

LOUDEST OF APPLAUSES

[@michaelbonhomme3677]

🦾🤣🦾🤣🦾🤣

[@jamesgrey13]

So many sunglasses... I guess you could say that Horatio Caine... **puts on sunglasses** ...was one shady detective! YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@Boss_Isaac]

+Tony James Gilpin Pure genius right here.

[@conrad1on]

This perfectly illustrates why this show was both ridiculous and brilliant in equal measure.

[@asecretone]

As was Caruso. He knew exactly what he was doing 😎

[@stemup]

Because sometimes something is so bad... (Sunglasses) It's good YEEAAAHHHH!!!

[@ryanpeplinski1884]

I’d say the same thing, but the dead can’t talk… YEAAHHHHH!!!! 😂

[@GTRFREAK17]

@@stemup Exactly why I love stuff like this that comes back around from stupid to silly fun!

[@soleiltounsi6754]

And hilarious 😎

[@PuppetMasterIX]

"Reports indicate that the suspect has a history of kleptomania." "Well then it looks like..." ... "... I can't find my sunglasses..." ♪ Nooooooooo... ♪

[@Ladosligese]

+PuppetMaster9 i allmost started to cry laughing so hard haha

[@Johnnyhumbkr]

Ha! ha! Best comment ever!!!....Yeaaaah!!!

[@terrymcginnis2878]

😀😅😃😂😄🤣😁😆😜🤪😎

[@legomaestro2079]

You win forever

[@Mr_Original]

My stomach hurts!! 😂

[@Jay-eo9bt]

The comments are better than the video.

[@zzzxxc1]

Yeaaaaahhhhh!

[@najeedwilson8497]

+Destroyer of Worlds the victim was eating cereal I guess we're looking for a serial killer

[@bigelile07]

Destroyer Of Worlds? Linea, is that you?

[@johnnylav]

Leprosy is better than the video. Also, hi beforetimes commenter.

[@Wired4Life2]

David Caruso promptly retired following the conclusion of this series. Freaking legend.

[@semoneg2826]

❤❤❤

[@omegamanGXE]

He knew this is the peak and it’s all downhill from here 😂

[@derrickstorm6976]

​@@omegamanGXE I read his scoliosis was getting more painful as the years on CIS went by and that's why he quit

[@omegamanGXE]

@@derrickstorm6976 It wasn’t scoliosis it was actually ligma. (source: I used to be a production assistant on the show and had fairly frequent chats with the principal cast in between takes)

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

@@omegamanGXE I, RED the Wifey Hunter, knowing this meme, will willingly pull the pin on this grenade. Gentlemen, it’s been an honor. 🫡 What’s Ligma?

[@andrewmurrin6145]

Frank: What are you gonna do? Horatio: I... am going to put my glasses on. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@taggingchan8343]

I guess you got a 69er in your likes, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[@devintariel3769]

"Someone killed this model with her own stockings." "well I guess it was, a sheer coincidence."

[@kevinwilson6846]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

[@musicathena]

Let's remember that Caruso didn't write the lines, but he had the cast-iron nerve to deliver them, because that was the job. (And yes, I agree he used the old Jack Lord delivery.) Most actors couldn't have done it straight-faced at any price. The man deserved his awards--and anybody deserves better writers.

[@semoneg2826]

❤❤

[@Notturnoir]

Anybody deserves better writers😂

[@ThatWillyNapsGuy]

Sir, we found all of these dead bodies dressed as Santa in the dumpster. Well, you know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* ...the more the merrier. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@jonstefanik9400]

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@Chicken_Nugget1]

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

[@Scorecatron]

Horatio: It looks like Will Smith was at the scene. Person: How? *Puts on sunglasses* Horatio: He left fresh prints. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ohsnapitzsadie1327]

Scorecatron 😂😂😂

[@bbenjoe]

I don't get it :I

[@7Be]

Old old one.

[@night00glider]

@@bbenjoe prints - prince

[@babbisp1]

@@bbenjoe Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[@lilbro86]

Frank: Looks like the cook died after a huge box of spices fell out of secret storage onto his head. How do you even begin to explain that? Horatio: Well, Frank, from what I can tell, someone knew... *Sunglasses* ...his Thyme was up. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@totesmgotes98]

Sir, a man was found without his arm today! Looks like he (sunglasses) Needs a hand. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ErrantChordier]

Not only that, he seems to have been.... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)< *DISARMED* YEEEEEEAAHHHH!!

[@epicdemic777]

"Sir, the victim died in a mine by getting pushed off a ledge." "I guess you could say he hit..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Rock bottom." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@conorm.5331]

Underrated.

[@project_X_design]

that joke hit rock bottom

[@nomore5668]

@N L No it doesn't. The show was far from awful.

[@blackblood9095]

"This man burned down the public library 3 years after they banned him" "Looks like this crime was..." *Sunglasses* "... long overdue"

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

Book 'em... YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[@jwill5892]

"looks like you have the right to remain silent....in more ways than one" "YEAHHHHHH"

[@eddieroche8176]

They're making a Frozen 2, Horatio. You know what they say, Frank. They just couldn't.....Let it Go. YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

[@yattibanks]

Your comment aged well.

[@hannibalkills1214]

"Sir, a tourist from Poland was killed in this saloon!" (⌐■_■) "Somebody must've used a Polish Remover."

[@auggie87]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ericmcclain1869]

"Horatio, the victim was apparently found with viagra lodged in his ear." "Well, I guess you could say he was (puts on sunglasses) hard of hearing." YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@omegamanGXE]

Lmao

[@Sizifus]

Black Friday on US "We've found a dead guy in the mall... Seems like he was squashed by sale-hungry customers" "Well it looks like today... *sunglasses* ... death... is sold cheap.." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!

[@smartgirl1744]

Sizifus g hospital

[@SaintHimself]

"Horatio, the victim has semen in her eye." "Well, I guess she..." ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...saw it coming." YEEEAAAHHH!

[@amsterdam900]

+Saint0Vicious LOLLLLL!!!

[@OMAR-yr3mt]

+Saint0Vicious holy shit good job man XD

[@baileytheralls6005]

+Saint0Vicious DMX makes a joke like that in "Where the Hood At"

[@SaintHimself]

Lol i cant believe its been over a year for this comment :D good shit

[@HIMYMTR]

and another year

[@thefluffinator229]

Without the sunglasses this actor is nothing

[@TheSmartnotebook]

True

[@I_hunt_lolis]

TheSmartnotebook YEAAAAAAAAA

[@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168]

Disagree. Caruso has some good moments of acting in these clips.

[@davide724]

Horatio: Do we know the victim's cause of death? A witness, on scene, claims the victim died from laughing at Caruso One Liner's. Horatio: Well, I guess you could say that he laughed at one line too many. 😎 _YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!_

[@garysimpson1438]

This in truth is just a compilation of David Caruso putting on sunglasses and walking away from people 😂

[@Rucker1980]

I throw my head back at every YEEEEAAAH!

[@mikaelascott8011]

chris rucker Lordy I thought it was just me because this shit is too funny. I try to keep it together and it's not working 😭😂

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

--- MAN DIES AFTER WATCHING THIS KZbin VIDEO --- "That's seven minutes of his life he'll..... (sunglasses) .... never get back." YEEEEUUUHHHHHH!!

[@PIXPromosMore]

I don't care if the show is Long Gone, These NEVER Get Old.

[@dustin3603]

"Sir, we found 5 dead people at their GPS destination." "Well, looks like it was (puts on sunglasses) their Final Destination." YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!

[@zeeman857]

The comments are great, but we all have to admit that 5:42 - 5:55 was a badass one liner

[@harrisonkrominga1706]

YER ALREDDY DED BRUDDER

[@johnnytrotter2220]

@@harrisonkrominga1706 “puts on glasses” join the club

[@HenriqueCosta-fg1pk]

One of the best

[@beinyourguard]

- Sir, we've found a body with a head missing. - Well, it looks like... ( •_•)>⌐■-■ **drops glasses** - FUCK

[@auggie87]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!1

[@3Rayfire]

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@superextempman]

beinyourguard lost their head jeez Caruso that was obvious!

[@jamquick5298]

my favorite comment ever yo

[@irieite9666]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@TumbleDwarf]

Endless... for 7 minutes.

[@tkuzztkuzz9911]

yeahhhj

[@MrDemonDog666]

He should audition as some video game characters, his voice is awesome!

[@andrewwilliams1857]

"Sir, the victim died with a bag of Lay's chips lodged in his throat." "Well,at least he had..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A Dying Breath." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@angelofdeath7262]

what?

[@gaaraxnaru]

Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's because Lays potato chips bags are mostly air.

[@angelofdeath7262]

gaaraxnaru oh, i thought he was making a pun about the name. so i was confused.

[@gaaraxnaru]

Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's okay.

[@Trae-sb5du]

Andrew Williams thats my line

[@PCDisciple]

Oh my god this was so corny it actually became good. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@justinmcgrath3358]

We all have The Who to thank for this scre- YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dodger300100]

*Guy dies in a vaccum* "I guess this really...... SUCKS"

[@vulturearmy3780]

The information is locked in that suitcase Well I guess you can say this case is closed.. YEAAAAA

[@jc13jach3]

It must be annoying for this guy to keep taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on before each punchline for dramatic effect. Toughest part of the job I reckon.

[@num1Jaysta]

Hey he didn’t always put them on

[@Funwithbonus]

At 3:10 where is Caruso leaving to? He's on a boat!

[@GuitarWholesale]

He jumped off the boat just to make it more dramatic.

[@dashielove]

this was the best csi there was. they shouldnt have cancelled it. H is the man

[@jwill5892]

CSI New York was low-key boring

[@omegamanGXE]

@@jwill5892CSI Old York was better

[@MorganMurphyMr]

How have I not seen this.

[@Oxley016]

sushirolled2499 YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[@camo9361]

cheeseybiscuits100 Lmao

[@Oxley016]

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[@RySenkari]

"Sir, we found the Snake Salvation pastor dead of a rattlesnake bite." "I guess he.... *puts on sunglasses* rolled snake eyes." "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

[@smartgirl1744]

RySenkari chaigo fier

[@VincentRubinetti]

"We traced the purchase of the murder weapon back to a hardware store two blocks away." "Well, it looks like our killer is..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Screwed" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@dennisrydell6883]

evesira genuinly fenomenal!

[@terrajshelton5894]

The only reason I own sunglasses

[@1805movie]

"Sir, we found the victim had a lot of drugs in her system before she fell." "Well, it looks like she..." *(puts on sunglasses)* "...was flying high."

[@dwightk.schrute6743]

"Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh"

[@eduardosantanagomes3260]

06:30 I'm brazilian! This show is a HUGE success in here! And that moment was really special!!!

[@pergproductions]

so bad but so good

[@marca4585]

pergproductions Or more like “So bad.......” “...but so good” YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@BEAGLE1226]

This is so repetitive but so funny hahaha. Every time the one-liner hits and the theme song starts, it gets me everytime

[@iCeddybear94]

I watched CSI Miami so much growing up, so was aware of the crazy openings, but never realized how often he put his sunglasses on during it 😂

[@semoneg2826]

It's all coming together for me now❤❤😊

[@imjustandromeda]

"Sir, he was drowned in the ocean!" "Well I guess you could say..." (•-•) (•-•)>▪-▪ (▪-▪) "He's swimming with the fishes" YEEEAAAHHH!!!

[@xAaeiynx]

I guess only a select few can understand Horatio's dry humor ^_^

[@thecouncilofnine4692]

"Jim Carrey is on the new Sonic live action movie." "I guess you can say he'll... *Puts sunglasses on.* ...carry the movie." YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@yattibanks]

(Sees Sonic's redesign) Well it looks like Paramount's beginning to........ LIVE AND LEARN!

[@thegangsternextdoor]

these are all so corny.. it hurts!

[@YourFriendlyNeighborhood-cn1gt]

***** Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[@tfw8729]

You must hate vegetables then

[@PuppetMasterIX]

*Agent:* "Just got the report from HQ: The suspect removed the victim's larynx." *Horatio:* "Wow, that's impressive." _puts on sunglasses_ "Sounds like even the victim was speechless." ♪ ..................... ♪ _record scratch_ *Horatio:* "Wait, where's the singer?" *Agent:* "He was the victim..."

[@Kev95682]

"You won't believe this Horatio. These guys opened the Ark of the Covenant and it melted their faces off." "Well, I think we can safely say..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "They did Nazi it coming." YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@EnDSchultz1]

Ahh, classic KZbin, we meet again.

[@Orbitten]

- Sir, why aren't you saying a one liner? - Because.... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) - It's no joke this time. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@flashdash6350]

This killed me! you made my day

[@Indaheezay]

I love how you left the "YEEAAAAAA" after every one-liner. It just wouldn't have been the same without it :)

[@Deuteromis]

Came for Horatio's one liners, but stayed for the comments section.

[@BlueShadesWellz]

"Sir Jack Nicholson was found dead and appears to be stabbed" "Well I guess somebody" *puts sunglasses on* "Couldn't handle the truth"

[@TrueBlueProd]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@calumcookson740]

When did Jack Nicholson receive a knighthood?

[@kamuelalee]

@@calumcookson740 comma fail!

[@InhalationAerosol]

This shit is still funny over 10 years later.

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Growing up when my family would all stay up to eat dinner and watch CSI Miami… those were the good old days. Wish I could go back.

[@wallacemarbach609]

Paul Walker died in a car crash this weekend. Looks like he was... going 2 fast...

[@bruddanecessity34]

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[@landong99]

1:00 that was actually a pretty good one....

[@WonderfulWrldOfBRVO]

15yrs later and I can say that O&A sent me here I’m dying lmao

[@junebugblues]

The way you ended this...a masterpiece. 10/10, no notes

[@exo7969]

Sir the victim fell outta plane Guess he was grounded! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@HaanSoIo]

+TheKingKung Sir the victim fell outta plane (•_•) well .. ( •_•)>⌐■-■ guess he .. was grounded(⌐■_■) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH!

[@tron-8140]

CSI Meme Alley

[@emiel255]

I love his walk offs and when he addresses one of the agents (usually Frank or Alex) and talks to them in parts

[@farmboyfanGaming]

Imagine doing this in real life 🤣🤣🤣

[@pjlimbeek2713]

"it looks like he hung himself" I guess he was just hanging around YEEEEEEAAAHHHHH.

[@TheFamguy1337]

sir, this man died from a thing... *puts on shades* ok YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@HeavenlyKnight96]

The way you edited the "whaah" is just so perfect.

[@EaglesFastAndLow]

"We found semen in her ear, sir" "Well, I guess she heard her killer..." •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...coming." YEEEEAAAAHHHH

[@DangerAngelous]

I love the inclusion of the YEAHHHHHH for every single one of these, thank you lord 💚💚💚

[@thesrogg]

Its the best drinking game ever!

[@Glandorf570]

''The victim was found completely cut in half with the left side of his body missing'' ''Well I guess the victim (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) will be all right! YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@briangruenewald7536]

As I read these comments, I have a YEAH button on the side so after every one liner I push the button. If you haven't done this, please do. I guess, while I'm at it, I'll try my hand at a one liner: "Sir, the body of a man who was allegedly a victim of a drug cartel shooting was found face down out in the middle of a desert near the US/Mexico border." "I guess you could say our victim... *glasses* "... bit the dust." YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@boffifis1]

+Brian Gruenewald "Sir,the victim was killed at a internet cafe" (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Well, i guess he was....Logged off" YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@SheldonAdama17]

"Sir, it looks like the murder victim was cornered at a cul-de-sac." "Well, I guess you could say the victim..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...hit a dead end." *YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*

[@linux750]

This guy told THE COOLEST "Dad/Uncle jokes" ever!

[@TheDayZCowboy90]

"The victim died holding onto a yellow smiley face shirt" "Well he won't be.." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Having a nice day." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[@cagedbutterfly93]

"The victim apparently died after getting hit on the head with a Wii remonte" "Well I guess you could say that the victim is... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Motionless" YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[@smaze1782]

awesome compilation...thanks for taking the time

[@davidnavarro4821]

I remember when that video had 1 million views! One of the first meme videos I’ve seen on KZbin.

[@wesley9902]

Sir, Liam Neeson was reported missing. I’m assuming he was... **Sunglasses** Taken YEEEEAAAHHHHH

[@seattle_kid5813]

Opie and Anthony brought me here 😂

[@Slecker95]

"Jinkies I've lost my glasses, I can't see without them!" "Well, I guess you can say..." "Justice is blind" YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

[@Spectre42153]

1 of the best... "So our accident isn't an accident at all" hahaha man this show was gold

[@johnrichards7179]

The killer may have fooled us once, but we won't get fooled... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) again. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@ShadowAndRoseS]

James was found stabbed to death in a wheat field! What do we do? He was you brother! (Sniff) well, he was always... ...an inbred man. YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

[@ShadowAndRoseS]

Yes I know I forgot the R at the end of "your" ok?

[@NewJerzNightmare]

Opie & anthonys bit about this with patrice was classic!!!

[@BobTrieste]

This is quite possibly some of the greatest work on the internet....

[@atticusrobinson3371]

This is only part of this show that actually needs to happen.

[@SSCell911]

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

[@platosays]

This makes me LOL and watch through my fingers at the same time - its just inspired editing. 6 million views and counting - well deserved

[@jacob2971]

David Caruso single handendly made this the best spin off imo. Fking legend

[@BradPham]

"There were poisoned herbs in his prison meal." "You do the crime ... [sunglasses ON] ... you do the thyme." YEEEAAAHHHOOOW!!!

[@chilionkel4489]

If CSI: Miami was made in the 60s, there's only one actor I could see as Horatio Caine; William Shatner.

[@andresperez7476]

Thanks for the upload 🗼🏫🏨🏯