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[@BrianM_3rd]

You know a video is a timeless classic when 10+ years later you still find yourself muttering "The latest in 3D PICTURES... It makes the CALCULATOR look like the COTTON GIN" for no reason while just wandering around the house.

[@raregoldencollectables]

You speak the truth.

[@linkstorm6]

For me, it's *"CUBE"*. or sometimes if I'm in public, it's just "ᶜᵘᵇᵉ" really quick

[@MegaDeathRay10]

Cubes still make me laugh

[@NextTimeTriple0]

the memes cannot be halted

[@brreitz]

Sometimes I will just shout "CUBE!" loudly. Because of this.

[@bamboy420]

2020 and this shit still pops into my mind sometimes. T H E F U N C A N N O T B E H A L T E D

[@ReturnOfHeresy]

Metroid Dread just released and it has "item cube". All I could think of was CUBE!

[@danieldorn2927]

Witness the true form of Cube. E B U C B U U U B B C U B E E U B B B U U E B U C

[@zent8324]

Lies, that's a parallelepiped! #DanielDornEXPOSED

[@damianluna7700]

That looks more like a rectangle

[@lordsupersucc]

Man yall are so cynical He was trying

[@AniMent0r]

@@lordsupersucc I know!!! Lol

[@noelhann5262]

That’s actually pretty impressive

[@Djstudiosgold]

Cube needs a gritty 2016 reboot.

[@deaxs]

CUBE 2 : RECTANGULAR PRISM

[@TheSteelSoulGuy]

2019 reboot now

[@sikkuburo5267]

The past thirteen years have been unkind to Cube, former Defender of the Polyverse. He was once very sharp; smooth, too, but the sands of time have made him a little rough-around-the-edges

[@PandaXs1]

Cube 2: TEXTURE

[@pygmalion0451]

Nah, it needs an edgy 2008 reboot.

[@CorporalDanLives]

I feel like this was the final project for someone's CG Animation class and they got an F, but achieved Internet immortality

[@masterzoroark6664]

on the internets F is a sign of respect afterall

[@Cosmic_Espeon]

I still remember how much I cried in Cube 2, when Sphere sacrificed itself so that Cube could reach Pyramid, only for me to find out he has been working with Cone all along. It was a betrayal that has affected me for years.

[@MrMallard19]

dude wtf, tag your spoilers

[@catz122122]

12 years, and still the fun cannot be halted. Thank you, CUBE, for enriching my life.

[@plasticold2167]

Cube 3: Rise of the Bi-Dimensionals is still the best one in the series IMO. The part where you temporarily control Cylinder during his heroic sacrifice to defeat Triangle is one of the most emotional scenes in video games as a whole, period.

[@PendragonDaGreat]

Yeah, and I'm not a fan of how Cube 4: Time Warrior used its time manipulation mechanics to save Cylinder while keeping Triangle still stays locked up. The whole point of the sequence in 3 was that there wasn't an angle that could do both. Completely soured the game for me.

[@DoobusGoobus]

We need to get devolver digital on this!

[@zitzle]

You know if they did, it would be the greatest game in history

[@kaviennn]

C U B E

[@jugomebu]

Effing oath we do

[@melissash]

It’s 2024 and Cube is still protecting the Polyverse from the dreaded Cone

[@CraftyCrewable]

I just love the way he says cube

[@stevethepocket]

KYOOB

[@ViremasterOfUSA]

This is how I refer to Blender's default cube.

[@Kinenz]

I played cube a few years ago. Great game!

[@nicos5040]

wait its an actual game? plz tell me yes

[@TimeTravelingFetus11]

@@nicos5040 didn't you see the video

[@xdfeverdream8122]

@@nicos5040 There's a demo at the very least. .-.

[@AirahsELL]

Better than most games currently on Steam Greenlight.

[@TheSweetSpirit]

This statement could not be more correct now that Steam Direct is out...

[@fien111]

To this day I will still occasionally, unprompted, shout CUUUUBE.

[@DracianFlame]

I don't remember how long ago I saw this, but however many years it was, this lives in my head rent free. I consistently find myself just shouting "CUBE".

[@thebloxxer22]

I blame Dosh and his ultracube for my arrival.

[@imoneoldfart6804]

blame, or thank?

[@yolololmanm3308]

this is why im here lol

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

same.

[@Jeff_the_Hobo]

@@imoneoldfart6804 Blame Dosh. Thank the Cube.

[@Silvad0r]

I came from there, too. XD

[@Lucarijoe]

Cube: Your skills are inferior Cone: Your skills are inferior Cube: Your skills are inferior Cone: Your skills are inferior Both: YourYourYourYour

[@dangerjoe8911]

EXPLAAAIN!(It's a Dalek-joke isn't it?)

[@Lucarijoe]

+Herrmann Tom it comes from "Pro as heck guide to Master Yi" a league of legends video.

[@dangerjoe8911]

+Manectric Oh ok

[@Gynandro_morph]

I expect CUBE to be release Dec. 9th, this year, as it has been in development for nearly a full decade.

[@Noxedwin]

Cube: FOREVER.

[@KG-yz7tr]

Is it done yet?

[@patrickcas6819]

Kaitlin Grey no still has more years to go some ppl say it's gta 6

[@kingsquibblebort]

We ain’t never getting this cube for Christmas

[@sauercrowder]

@@kingsquibblebort I think it'll release date will be announced soon

[@juanker52]

What kind of trailer spoils the final boss fight??? I was really looking forward to buy this but this ruined the whole story >:(

[@CruelestChris]

But it doesn't spoil the final twist that Cone was working for The Pentagon.

[@Evilriku13]

@@CruelestChris The Pentagon?! :O

[@JoeyJohnDoe688]

@@Evilriku13 Yeah, the pentagon drone striked my house IRL, wouldn't recommend the game because of it

[@JeremyBX]

This 14 year old video has the sense of humor of modern day. I won't be surprised if some cube related starts to trend and this video gets recc'd to everyone

[@singularityraptor4022]

Congratulations you are a prophet

[@waltergreenleaf8505]

The Orb recently rediscovered Cube and... hoo boy. they're having a field day

[@FrankJavCee]

this is aesthetics

[@icexd5059]

Well howdy there

[@FrankJavCee]

Hay

[@TheZombieJC]

How do I make this sang

[@Tennisers]

are you making vaporwave music for this masterpiece?

[@AZITHEMLGPRO]

please tell me this is getting a xbox one port?

[@acceptnosubstitutions4353]

The Star Dream OS comes with a free copy of *CUBE*

[@queensectonia8984]

You better get it with a money back GUARANTEE

[@Yellowpikachu1]

I hate both of you equally. Take my like.

[@olMISAKAlo]

Years later, this gem still holds up. Just showed a bunch of friends this for the first time. Pure gold reactions.

[@thecubedirector]

Happy Cube Day! May your day be diamondful! Today, 12/9/22 marks the 16th anniversary of the original Cube video, and the 10th anniversary of the inception of Cube: Defender of the Polyverse. Enjoy the polyverse fellow Cubepanions!

[@codeninja100]

this was uploaded 10 years ago. so ahead of its time.

[@NextTimeTriple0]

in development; and now on youtube, for over a decade. #blessedcube

[@jazitbe]

I will never forget this it lives rent free in my head even now at 29

[@TheDungeonNewbsGuide]

I need someone to know that this might be the meme I have references most in my life. I know for a fact I referenced it a ton back in a house I lived in 17 years ago, so for almost the entire time this video has existed, I have spread the word. Every time someone mentions a cube, I reply "CUBE!" Thank you. Thank you so much.

[@jmosf]

My daughter sewed a cube at camp today, and when she showed it to me, I shouted, "Cube!" Then I had to find this video, which wasn't easy, because it's from 2006, and "cube" is not exactly an easy term to search for.

[@theuncalledfor]

"cube game" works amazingly well.

[@BRAAAHABLAHGH]

5 years later and I managed to type CUBE into youtube and it brought me right here.

[@bakivaki]

Me after watching 20 minutes of unity tutorials

[@WayneKimRecords]

Nintendo game but in Orwellian 1984

[@DeathLazorX]

I can't believe he finally got a cameo in Spider-Man 2 after all these years...

[@SamekhAniki]

0:04 0:09 Why isn't anyone commenting on how smooth and awesome the cubes are running completely aligned with the horizon on perspective?

[@TrickstarEX]

I heard its getting a HD remake for the next gen consoles.

[@blablabla798]

everyone talks about Cyberpunk 2077's dev cycle meanwhile Cube has been in development hell for 27 years

[@pssthpok]

CUBE - THE MEMORY CANNOT BE HALTED I came back here today because I suddenly realized I needed more CUBE in my life! So glad to have found it again. Good luck and good fortune, fellow CUBISTS! May the right angles be always at your side!

[@Noxedwin]

#TeamCube and #TeamCone for next Splatfest, please.

[@TriToneTiefling]

to this day I STILL say "The fun cannot be halted!" in reference to this video. A timeless classic.

[@bobtom1495]

I went looking for a video I saw 6 years ago that I cannot seem to find, but I found fun that cannot be halted instead...

[@toopidkea3681]

Happy 18th birthday Cube

[@supersonic9236]

Cube 4: Twisted Dimensions was my favorite game! I loved the part where cube became mega cube and almost died to save rectangle, so emotional.

[@TheBu213]

Man I hope cube comes out soon, most anticipated game of 2019

[@rararasputin8608]

Projekt Melody brought me here, I love it.

[@neko-san5965]

I ironically came here for the same reason on 100% coincidence

[@rararasputin8608]

@@neko-san5965 I then found out that Vinny from Vinesauce played the game.

[@Karat260]

“And just maybe if your brave enough and enough of a game master you will reach level red, where you will face the dreaded cone.”

[@chickensquatch9457]

I watched this when I was like 9 years old and it hasn't left my mind since

[@TheJacklikesvideos]

i'm so glad they went 3D for the sequel. the triangle was an underwhelming final boss in Square since he doesn't even have as many sides as you.

[@YellowDice]

Levels in green blue and orange? mass effect 3 you met your match

[@littleleakyleakythere]

One of my professors regularly shows this video to his classes

[@drweegee123]

Thanks Vinny

[@LizardWizardoAo]

Hiatus x Hiatus hey friend! See that someone sent you to this video, now this is just fine as many people find videos through other people. However posting about how _____ person sent you to this video is bad manners. Now you know and knowing is half the battle!

[@justinb3348]

Lizard hello pal! Letting a content creator from a decade ago know that another content creator appreciates their work enough to recommend it to their audience is actually not bad manners at all! On my main channel, I am always very glad to see that there are others who are recommending what I do to their audience, and it inspires me to keep working on my content. Sometimes this knowledge is what us content creators need to keep working, and without knowing that people are sharing our work we can be so discouraged we give up on our work completely. Now YOU know, and I surely hope you stop passing inaccurate messages that may hurt content creators, and if ya don't know (which you didn't) now you know.

[@myballshurt616]

@@justinb3348 an ancient poet

[@queenofrodents]

I've been coming back to this video for years now, I found this when I was a little kid, and now I'm a university student, soon to graduate. This video still does not have 1 million views. I am absolutely pissed. This video better have 5 million by the time I finish grad school.

[@dimwitted-fool]

Don’t you think it’s cooler that it’s still relatively unknown? Don’t you like being part of the cool club that knows about this legendary ancient video?

[@walnzell9328]

If Cube was made in the 2020's it would have a battle pass and $20 microtransactions to turn Cube different colors.

[@GlitchYeen]

This was so far ahead of its time

[@EpicB]

This futuristic platformer/carpet simulator looks promising.

[@samhilem9837]

Just look at those high definition graphics!

[@EpicB]

The future is now.

[@juliemoore2681]

Is there a My Little Pony tv show?

[@EpicB]

Simple answer: Yes.

[@HalNeinThousand]

That little jingle before CUBE! just makes my day.

[@IneptOrange]

over a decade to make that? My god... it's amazing

[@rainor771]

funnily enough, I would play the shit out of this game if it were real.

[@kirbles2035]

well it is a real game

[@caav56]

www.indiedb.com/games/cube-defender-of-the-polyverse

[@AMnotQ]

I was six when this was made, and I still find it hilarious.

[@theindyguyjc]

I cannot tell you how long it took me to find this video again. Awesome stuff!!!

[@sigstackfault]

From an alternate universe where the 1983 video game crash never happened.

[@VisaCardholder]

Insane that this video doesn't have millions of views. I come back to it regularly.

[@thearchivedrive5492]

When you stare at abstract blender shapes for too long

[@mechpaladin149]

THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED

[@celtifox8274]

watched this a few years ago, now there's actually a real game? I'm suprised it wasn't done sooner

[@chungman6167]

THERE IS ACTUALLY A GAME?!

[@ShickDits]

+Goats are Good Yeah, but the music is all wrong and the UI in the main menu is too bubbly for CUBE and it's SHARP VERTICES

[@chungman6167]

+ShickDits Bubberbits vinesauce played it last night lol

[@celtifox8274]

KYOOB!

[@chungman6167]

+Samuel Dormady THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED

[@STEEVEWES]

I watched this when I was in high school...10years ago. The E3 2018 was last week and like every other years I expected to see a new trailer for this.

[@ITAndroMedian]

The answer is: cube.

[@egomustacheman]

CUBE > Zelda Breath of the Wild

[@umbralumbreon7380]

C U B E: Cube of the CUBE

[@toj8116]

There are no brakes on the fun train.

[@JarrettMvM]

10/10 it was okay.

[@1ShrinkingViolet]

PRAY TO THE CUBE

[@haruka42069]

people: what’s it like to be a cube? cubes: welp

[@abandonwareguru]

5AM in 2023, I'm still not brave enough or enough of a game master to defeat the dreaded CONE.

[@rodneylives]

Our video watch group still sometimes makes references to this video. THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED

[@laguzmage]

this video is ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣＳ

[@andrewdubya1380]

#ConeDidNothingWrong

[@everythingyoucantouchandse6786]

#ConeIsSoGuiltyOfNotBeNotBeingACube

[@ZacharyDietze]

CUBE

[@colaslaw2538]

#ConeIsActuallyJesus

[@tennis_baby]

#ConeLivesMatter

[@andrewdubya1380]

#JeSuisCone

[@dannsteven]

The whimsy of an ancient time

[@AndersonNSilva-mw7kl]

1:02 "Every goal leads to a new color level: blue, green, orange!" This is where BioWare got its inspiration for Mass Effect 3.

[@hollywoodn0rth]

The more I watch this the more I realize how brilliant everything in this video is.

[@dullish988]

Magolor followed the game's advice.

[@lizardjr.7826]

Still rocking this classic on my c64 in 2020

[@ceerekickz]

I wasnt even born when this was made.

[@connorc1635]

oh man this is a blast from the past, i remember laughing about this with the other kids at the video game summer camp i went to so long ago now...

[@scarlysix5034]

Pick up your control Switch? This game predicted what the Nintendo NX would be 11 years before the Nintendo Swtich was an idea.

[@itryen7632]

I'm glad i'm not the only one who has this stuck in my brain

[@larsyxa]

Soon 30y in development, its comin...CUBE!

[@Inplogo]

18 years... of C U B E™

[@MasterExploder61]

Shit, do I need 95 for this? I only have Windows 3.0.

[@KarjamP]

Ultimate Turkey You need a Monotech Power Game Unit to play this game.

[@plagueday5395]

Who here for Dosh video?

[@MrGoodman1998]

Hahahahahahahahahahah yeahhh

[@samuctrebla3221]

Heck yeah

[@gab2022-bichosbichos]

No

[@sigstackfault]

I was here before it was cool!

[@augiekintop6242]

Nah, I'm here from Vinesauce when he played planet robobot

[@logan4x6]

"Where you will face... THE DREADED CONE."

[@Willardsmusic]

That sound effect made it at least twice as good.

[@SleepyBoi__]

Hello chat

[@NiagaraErie]

For 16 years I have thought about this video every single time I hear the word "cube"

[@shayposting]

V A P O R W A V E

[@tavi9598]

THE FUN CAN NOT BE HALTED.

[@FromTheGrave47]

I remember when I saw cube at E3, Cube has never let me down

[@poorpuppy]

it was at e3?

[@jamie7168]

Wouldn't of known about this without projekt melody.

[@RABBIDGamfan]

I feel really bad for Monotech, they had this cutting edge 3D tech only for Atari to beat them to the punch by 22 years

[@tennis_baby]

My one wish is to become CUBE, DEFENDER OF THE POLYVERSE

[@Loardofalltacos]

CUBE!

[@rand0mati0n]

👏The fun👏cannot👏be halted

[@JoeH_sapporo]

If this become an actual indie game, this will be a “minimalist surreal 3D comedy puzzle action”.

[@caav56]

www.indiedb.com/games/cube-defender-of-the-polyverse - well... the game exists. And it's pretty nice.