CUCK SIMULATOR

[@sureindubitably3771]

I like how he's more creeped out by the gun than the sexual metaphors

[@jitterbuggs]

this was such a fun stream to be part of live half of chat were thirsting for the guy in the chair, and the other half of chat was terrified of that half

[@chaoticpoint8105]

Unfortunately wasn't part of the stream, but I agree with the thirsting half

[@Blue_Glacie]

And both sides were clicking as well

[@crossanddream2]

Of course people would be thirsty for the guy

[@borekminer]

@@chaoticpoint8105 im terrified of people like you

[@chaoticpoint8105]

@@borekminer yeah, that tracks

[@Myder_Dragon]

The dude use to be a player controlled character but then the player stopped playing and he missed the feeling.

[@AycerS-vods]

WAIT DUDE YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING

[@DJET723]

Contextually that would make sense

[@erstwil]

Someone needs to keep you in the kitchen I think you’re cooking something Idk what but I like it Imagine game theory makes a video on this game

[@Appyboi]

That explains his requests as well. "Open the window." Quickly shifting to "Close it!!" and other descriptor actions that seem pointless and nonsexual in nature. But going off your theory,that's the point. He's trying to be what someone was to him,but possibly doesn't have the words to express that weird feeling of being obsessed over by a being that has your best interest at heart until they're bored. If anything I want to push the envelope even further and say he's having a Lovecraftian break near the end from realizing that the being who opened his eyes so to speak done it unconsensually,and to TRULY relive that player one perma 3rd person state. Would need to be as equally as controlling,possibly creating another clickholder in his place. Which,at this point. Would you say that the post 10k mark counts as his spirit spitefully changing the room? Like sort of a "YOU WERE WITNESSING ME THIS WHOLE TIME?!?! BUT NOT FOR ME!?!?!? DAMN YOU,DAMN YOU. YOU WILL WITNESS ME!" Scenario?

[@moedrawings]

damn that's some lore

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

This game is actually really really fascinating to me in how it portrays the breakdown of a man broken by his obsession

[@OfficialInternetPerson]

I need your PFP

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

@ actually I made it myself, lol

[@criidawg]

"Oh, he's gettin' casual now." .*Pulls out a gun*.

[@tristandaries1129]

Imagine needing a simulator, this is just my daily life

[@PatriciaRudisill-n4c]

Bend over

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@matthewboire6843]

What you mean

[@Tobberias]

@@matthewboire6843 he is sneako

[@matthewboire6843]

@@Tobberias uh ok

[@MaelleAppeared]

I was not expecting that name 💀 Ingredients for cake: - 2 Eggs -5dl of flour -2dl of sugar Mix and put in oven (225c°) Eat the cake 🍰🎉

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@MrSleepparalysisman]

@@p-__shut

[@okayokay4582]

​@@MrSleepparalysisman Up

[@matthewboire6843]

I wasn’t either

[@okayokay4582]

@@matthewboire6843 I JUST LOST MY DAAAAWWWWGGG AND MY BROTHER TOLD ME HOW DA CHASE THE BAAAGGGG

[@bo0mpalo0mpa66]

You already know this game has made the rounds on AO3

[@apupthatdraws1001]

Well according to chat, it went down during the stream lol

[@AverageSundayLiker]

I swear to God if nobody makes a fanfic I will make it myself

[@oliviatilleman8055]

good news, there's already 3 fanfics (one of them is smallant/pointcrow which is slightly scary)

[@AverageSundayLiker]

@@oliviatilleman8055 Time to add to my addiction!!

[@cryptid_cactus]

The moment I saw the character, I knew.

[@Evil_Maddie]

Gameplay really went: "click" "click" "click"

[@acreativeusername8433]

yttd reference

[@cozmyo]

@@acreativeusername8433 clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

[@AverageSundayLiker]

Oh so it's just family friendly edging simulator

[@erstwil]

blawg 😭😭😭😭

[@Flesh_Wizard]

frawg💀💀💀💀

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

Hawg 🗣️‼️‼️🔥

[@MexicanInk-m7i]

Mawg 🗿🗿🗿

[@nilladrawsstuff]

I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into Sunday from the hit hoyoverse game honkai star rail

[@BALDCATBOY]

Watching this in the bakery having lunch (with headphones I'm not an ipad kid) and this is one of THE experiences ever.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@BALDCATBOY]

Waiting to do my drivers test now, rewatching this video to calm my nerves.

[@LemonHIVE]

@BALDCATBOY Hope you do well ^-^

[@BALDCATBOY]

I 100% NO MISTAKES PASSED MY DRIVERS TEST

[@rthurMorgan1899]

​@@BALDCATBOY yooo! Good job!

[@Avh._.]

Dude straight up busted at 6999. 🥴

[@Eepop_stuffs]

FR😭😭😭

[@vizzzyy190]

the chat integration on this is wild

[@inferno7-7-7]

Sneako simulator

[@KORBO-u1j]

DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@misterboxhead3045]

Shit someone already did the joke

[@misterboxhead3045]

​​​​@@p-__"another man's trash is another man's treasure" it's a great saying, but a terrible way to found out you're adopted

[@dbpfallon6376]

Sneako stimulator

[@Fried_Puppers]

Alternate title: Kwite edges a married man for 20 minutes and 49 seconds Edit- changed it because someone had to "erm Actually 🤓" me in the comments Edit 2- WHY THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL COUNTING!!??

[@thetruebro64]

1

[@daviio]

2

[@Littlemushroomvictim]

3

[@gamerO5000]

4

[@_KungFuBarbie_]

5

[@stuffynosepatrol]

I watched this video before bed and then proceeded to have a smut dream about the bag guy.

[@intoxicatedrazzledazzle]

crying bro

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

Genuinely curious- did you get shot?

[@stuffynosepatrol]

@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-there was gun play involved but I did not get shot

[@merobiba413]

💀

[@Cinnabun9]

Of course he brought a gun to the smut dream 😒

[@liammcallister726]

Sneako would love this game

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@ValenBlood]

No bc none of the characters are underage

[@liammcallister726]

@@ValenBlood that's true

[@assortedtrinketsinyourhome1675]

“he’s getting casual now”

[@sockatoo_]

KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT.....

[@Zxr-r6q]

Casual? What about *competitive cucking?*

[@michaelio6548]

Chappell roan mentioned 🔥🔥

[@meh4294]

​@@sockatoo_AND YOU'RE EATING ME OUT

[@sockatoo_]

@@meh4294 IS IT CASUAL NOW? TWO WEEKS AND YOUR MOM INVITES ME TO HER HOUSE IN LONG BEACH IS IT CASUAL NOWWW

[@cccosmo112]

this is what ocd feels like to me kwite playing it is vital to the metaphor

[@TheMoonlight1711]

honestly i can understand why chat has been thirsting for the guy in the chair oh my gods there's two and one 's wearing a suit

[@matthewboire6843]

Markiplier played this earlier and he knew something but wouldn’t say it, glad you said it.

[@RednosedKendyll]

This is the deepest a game about clicking a clicker can get, life changing, 10/10, would click again

[@idolizationist]

i lowkey fw him heavily

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

You would click for the married man?

[@idolizationist]

@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil- i am nothing if not a home wrecker

[@Pipis19971]

Bro is LITERALLY edging💀

[@Hioskol]

I'm sorry but that title is a jumpscare

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@WeFightForKarl]

​@@p-__ *press X to doubt*

[@Ebony___]

​@@WeFightForKarldont interact, just report and move on. bots.

[@deviouscrackers]

​@@p-__ hi again buddy

[@tupiaraykegaya7053]

​@WeFightForKarl X X X X X X X X

[@oakvallist]

nothing better than using KZbin on my family tv while they're next to me and then hear 'What the fuck are you watching?'

[@Frantherium]

That’s fcking wild😭🙏

[@HEYIMWIEEEEE]

A minute after upload i sure hope i dont get traumatized EDIT: oh no

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@merobiba413]

famous last words

[@ADHD_Akira2890]

nah the notif for this video was VICIOUS

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@ADHD_Akira2890]

whoa my first bot comment

[@rattyrat8129]

I hope you know your shit is helping me get through the recovery of having ten teeth removed including my wisdom teeth. Before the anesthesia I was put on laughing gas and the dentist asked if my father was in the picture 💀 He also somehow drew the “I was not sad when my parents divorced” out of me 💀

[@sovietproto]

10:10 Kwite finnally snaps

[@moedrawings]

kwite had a blast with this i bet . he enjoys being told he's doing a good job by Mysterious creepy guys

[@teddieprox2307]

They made a kwite simulator ?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

They made p-__ simulator?

[@liammcallister726]

Sneako*

[@tupiaraykegaya7053]

​@@p-__reported.

[@The_Sprout_Mole_Queen]

@@tupiaraykegaya7053noooo the bot’s sillyyyyy

[@Paradox_Incognito]

Look, all I'm saying is I'd jump at the opportunity to click chair guy's buttons,,

[@junebuggie9794]

Me too

[@BaobhanloreArt]

I'm too tired to analyse this. I need Jacob Geller or SuperEyepatchWolf to do it for me.

[@Frankie_rawr]

My mum actually had one of these and I did click it to 9999 once because I was bored

[@unsurprisinglysleepdeprived]

Kogito is going to love this guy

[@Glitchisanerror]

Me when the crack hits me

[@i_takefeet_picsof_kids5247]

E X C U S E M E ?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Glitchisanerror]

@@p-__ Lovely.

[@animationdrawing7]

shy is bro edging to the clicking 💀💀💀

[@TSDthesuperderp]

Linking the Chris Chan video is absolute insanity. You called it similar and I hate you’re not wrong

[@no6970]

Yoshikage Kira: the game

[@diseased_walrus7]

this was an excruciating watch

[@TeaBey]

i loved the part where he clicked

[@merobiba413]

"it's clicking time"

[@Averyskellyboi]

Was not expecting to hear spooky apartment escape in the intro

[@8bithavok]

i have one of these on my desk and i've been clicking along with you

[@HeLLo_LikesToDraw]

My video froze the second before he got to 10,000 and no joke I shrieked

[@Ender-oq1iz]

I didn't know Kwite made a game about his own life. So proud!

[@KielKaffee-z3w]

The laxatives are taking their effect guys

[@amaramurray682]

the messages in chat of the guy in the chair already being on character ai bro. bro 😭

[@ForrestBonno]

My parents got concerned seeing this 💀💀

[@cashcreations8797]

Joe Camel really fell on hard times after he got banned from making cigarette ads

[@Syrius_Li]

Jorking simulator

[@AverageSundayLiker]

Literally me when I jork my peanits

[@_KungFuBarbie_]

Welp… that’s 20 minutes of my life I’m never gettin back

[@MochaNeko]

I realized Kwite was wrong when he said Outersloth made "among us", that game was made by InnerSloth... But why are there two different game companies named this wtf

[@Inactiveacc1201]

they're siblings

[@dragonshake7798]

The player has an ilness. And the man coughs.

[@pileofbread3456]

Sneako simulator looking crazy

[@yukieshililac107]

Im gonna scream if someone makes an FNF mod of this game

[@creativecaddo5077]

Holy crap im in this at 2:49 at the bottom of chat

[@Thegoberthatsgofy]

Clickholding

[@susengineer5767]

the title just describes kwote's life

[@rei2684]

So Kwote life simulator

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@curdledcontent]

9:45 Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo

[@Literally_a_plant]

Kwite this is just my real life.

[@Ink1komix-hi5kb]

W Kwite upload❤❤❤

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@PowWowAnimations]

I need an adult.

[@hoodieman25k]

bro tried to summon his persona at the end that's crazy

[@kasperspace]

This was the only live stream i was actually apart of live .. but it was great

[@Theshmorple]

Sneako cosplay goes hard

[@allenxdthesixth777]

Failed the streak after reading the Title

[@Macy_Horns]

notification jumpscare when I'm in school

[@Eesie_Lisie]

I literally screamed when my comment was in the videoo!!

[@SloppyOrNooblet]

Okay, he's taken but the actual guy isn't taken GAGA 😻💀

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

WGATDOES THIS MEAN

[@SloppyOrNooblet]

@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil- SO LIKE.. the man that enjoyed the clicking is taken but not the LITERAL dude that causes this to people- and he kinda 😘🙏

[@Somthing_probably]

Alternate title : Sneeko simulator

[@totallyn0taferret]

The guy in the chair is so fine

[@Cara-qi5ko]

“Click” -kwite, 2024

[@unebaguette9745]

Handsome squidward got a glowup god damn!

[@Jumilia4269]

I have a bad feeling someone would actually get off to play ing this game. I do not know.

[@rattyrat8129]

I hope you know your shit is helping me get through the recovery of having ten teeth removed including my wisdom teeth. Before the anesthesia I was put on laughing gas and the dentist asked if my father was in the picture 💀 He also somehow drew the “I was not sad when my parents divorced” out of me 💀. After that bom I dropped he was like well that’s awkward then was like here’s some fentanyl don’t remember anything after that.

[@jojo-siwas-tampon]

fun fact you can turn the little black thingy on those clickers and set it to any angel number

[@Br0ssz1]

Kwite Simulator fr

[@VI_STATE_BE]

walking simulator when

[@flying-magpie]

Sneako Simulator

[@Holyquesadilla]

sean o'malley simulator

[@comedyman2817]

Kwite simulator

[@KaIGamez-d5k]

“Prank” KZbinr simulator

[@seal8900]

Kwite plays Kwite simulator

[@ohaiyoarts6890]

Waiting for the non official full stream channel to drop the full vod 😭😭😭😭

[@Princes_Toast]

nah cuz i got jump scared and cried XD

[@cielphantomhive891]

Why’s he kinda..

[@Frantherium]

Stop.

[@Saint_face]

Start.

[@apothecarried]

Stop.

[@Resident-yandere-simp]

start.

[@Ruruise]

im listening.

[@MrKneeBeeYT]

No! you forgot to name it CLICK!

[@slashjsveight]

Sneako

[@SingleIsFreedom..ilyLuka]

I DIDNT EBLIVE IT WAS A CUCK SIMULATOR UNTIL THE FIRST TIME DIALOGUE CAME OUT

[@happyfrigginrainbowcookies]

Tf was that evil baby laugh

[@BlackReshiram]

that sure was something

[@kqngel]

KWITE SIMULATOR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Cosmovoid]

goated

[@ClowninnAround]

WHAT IS HAPPENING IL SCARED

[@nicodiangelo2040]

7:52 7:56 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@syntax1235]

I am not a bot, and my farts are better than kwite's farts because he's a hoodie and thus doesn't fart.

[@purgatorysan9381]

I'm just saying.... I could make an oc that could change him (jkjkjkjkjk)

[@TyroneBackyardiagains]

This is different