If I Laugh, I Drink

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@giornogiovanna1930 6 ай бұрын

Deku saying: "You're making me angry" is crazy. Edit: I need to get a lobotomy

@p-__ 6 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

@nucleargaming2301 6 ай бұрын

Crazy asf

@ktftp 6 ай бұрын

you're

@dabearodactyl 6 ай бұрын

@@p-__only respectably KZbin bot

@giornogiovanna1930 6 ай бұрын

@@ktftp naurrrrrr

@undertalefan_4life420 6 ай бұрын

“Mm! Alcoholism!” ahh video 😭

@nucleargaming2301 6 ай бұрын

Cheers I’ll drink to that

@galactic_caterpillar 6 ай бұрын

For real 💀💀

@Thatweirdleaf 6 ай бұрын

Mhm

@p-__ 6 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

@Biiiivv 6 ай бұрын

@@p-__ you're the only bot I respect

@squeak_the_third_esquire 6 ай бұрын

"Men kissing is objectively funny" -Kwite

@Jamlord2061 5 ай бұрын

i don’t find gay men kissing funny but i do find straight men kissing funny

@kaylagreenway7782 5 ай бұрын

Sometimes I wish I could be a guy so I can make gay jokes, and by sometimes I mean alot

@KingOfGaymes 5 ай бұрын

@@Jamlord2061how can you tell the difference tho

@KingOfGaymes 5 ай бұрын

@@kaylagreenway7782I’m sorry but your comment lowkey makes it sound like only men can be gay and it’s killing me omg 😭🤚

@kaylagreenway7782 5 ай бұрын

@@KingOfGaymes wait wat-

@pneumonological 6 ай бұрын

alcoholism

@nucleargaming2301 6 ай бұрын

We love it here

@p-__ 6 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

@Matrix77776 6 ай бұрын

@@p-__WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME

@cinnamuaroll 6 ай бұрын

😍😍😍

@lwaysDrawing 6 ай бұрын

alcoholism

@LilyYawns 6 ай бұрын

rest in peace sober kwite

@p-__ 6 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

@Normalizer. 6 ай бұрын

@@p-__ my common sense is better than your common sense

@peachesandapricots5010 6 ай бұрын

@@Normalizer.unfortunately common sense isn’t very common

@beccamansfield4549 6 ай бұрын

@@peachesandapricots5010uncommon sense

@onyotubero 5 ай бұрын

@@beccamansfield4549rare sense

@Meeegl 6 ай бұрын

He’s really like „whoopsie I just laughed at my own joke, guess gotta drink now oh no“

@EyelessjacksIRLhusband 6 ай бұрын

TBH he would

@QuackTheNinja 5 ай бұрын

Well, to be fair, most of the videos shown to him are barely even humorous.

@CasperdaGreat 5 ай бұрын

"So I'm in the My Hero Academia fandom" I'm so sorry for your loss

@полное_пузо_хинкалей 5 ай бұрын

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@crow2596 3 ай бұрын

get well soon

@abigailyarbrough5978 6 ай бұрын

That bible quote with Leviticus is so funny I knew immediately what quote that was. That was so underrated. Context for anyone - its "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable".

@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan 6 ай бұрын

catch me doing what is detestable with the boys on a tuesday night

@JaydenWilliams-sz4bd 3 ай бұрын

I LOVE HOMOPHOBIA RAHH!! (obviously a joke ily gays

@sn0wblake 2 ай бұрын

im pretty sure the original quote is condemning pedophilia

@CorruptedSpider Ай бұрын

Yeah, it was. "Man" was actually "boy".

@MisleadedSympathy 6 ай бұрын

That wizard got sturdy

@Thatweirdleaf 6 ай бұрын

Yep

@p-__ 6 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

@nevergiveu.up101 5 ай бұрын

Song?

@MisleadedSympathy 5 ай бұрын

@@nevergiveu.up101biachh - tutnstn66 d1s6ix

@MisleadedSympathy 5 ай бұрын

@@nevergiveu.up101 biachh - tutnstn66 d1s6ix

@Menacingnugget-zn7bm 6 ай бұрын

6:17 NOOO THATS ME KWITE IM SORRY!!! 😭😭😭

@ClownHoundII 6 ай бұрын

Lmfao, you're famous on insta, tik tok ans now KZbin!

@turtles9249 4 ай бұрын

😭😂🗿

@Taekaleaf Ай бұрын

OMRI PFP

@adeinld8548 6 ай бұрын

You gave me memories of the “semalawhtooyounewlewh” back and I’ve been looking at the meme repeatedly, I haven’t done that since 2022

@GreatLakesSongs 6 ай бұрын

The video has 0 views, 102 likes and was posted 47 seconds ago at 5:19:13 PM on June 10th, 2024.

@InkSpIatt 6 ай бұрын

0 views in 47 seconds? Lowkey fell off

@Normalizer. 6 ай бұрын

0 views, 102 likes. makes sense.

@senra26 6 ай бұрын

Asked

@elainad6728 6 ай бұрын

Who

@GreatLakesSongs 6 ай бұрын

@@elainad6728 deez nuts

@fancyrat5682 6 ай бұрын

I'm the goober that submitted the clip at 9:54 I literally had that on my phone for YEARS. I don't even know where I got it tbh.

@Buglover1234 5 ай бұрын

SAPEGHITTO

@Buglover1234 5 ай бұрын

HOW TF DID I SAY SAPEGHITTO I MEANT SPAGHETTI

@0Hazy_Days 5 ай бұрын

4:55 "YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES!! AND YOU WANT ME TO REWARD HERESY!? 😡" "I said thirty secooonnnds 😢"

@rockercaterrorencountered4924 6 ай бұрын

"life comes at you fast" in response to the flying fish got me

@GarlicRoll 6 ай бұрын

1:39 BUGBO SPOTTED BUGBO SPOTTED

@cattustrophic 5 ай бұрын

I FUCKING LOVE BUGBO IT MAKES ME WANNA MERGE LANES WITHOUT LOOKING ‼️‼️‼️‼️

@SalsaWowza 2 ай бұрын

BUGABOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO

@SalsaWowza 2 ай бұрын

@@cattustrophicLAMMY PFP?!!?!

@extremelyangrydorito 5 ай бұрын

0:56 the genuine shock in kwite’s eyes

@petalpoutie Ай бұрын

might've been a little more than shock

@sleepyhollowo 6 ай бұрын

1:37 OMG BUGBO MENTION!! Bugbo is so funny actually you should definitely watch it Kwite, that clip is funnier in context but there are way funnier bits in there😁

@warrenbentley7380 6 ай бұрын

I love alcholism

@p-__ 6 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

@5quidd 6 ай бұрын

@@p-__ NO MORE

@BX56_YT 6 ай бұрын

@@p-__go home

@Crinlask 6 ай бұрын

I love alcholism

@warrenbentley7380 6 ай бұрын

@@Crinlask who doesn't

@Meeegl 6 ай бұрын

Team: new plan to get him next time, Long ass streaks of „I’m on that good Kush and Alkohol“ ( if it happens long enough it will work)

@Yarukiganai 3 ай бұрын

4:32 made me burst out laughing cause just after he said "All I can think of is" my head phones told me it was low on battery, as a result what i heard was "All I can think of is LOW BATTERY"

@fhernok 6 ай бұрын

2:35 The jar is the wrong way up 🫤

@edielhernandez6679 Ай бұрын

How would you know?

@fhernok Ай бұрын

@@edielhernandez6679 ☺️

@tOhB_ 6 ай бұрын

The towel rack in British toilets is also a radiator, it helps dry our towels faster

@Milk-ck1wv 2 ай бұрын

10:22 My favorite video

@fantasion_voidv.4412 4 ай бұрын

Kwite loses his edging streak at 3:10

@autizztic 6 ай бұрын

9:06 can’t believe my stupid fucking tiktok got in a kwite video and unfortunately yeah that’s a british bathroom

@Silly_Whitepikmin 6 ай бұрын

you got ikea alien?

@OllieB2001 6 ай бұрын

7:25 I found the KrabsxNixon fanfiction (not game): "The Crab and the Nixon" from 2015 on AO3.

@SpiderWithTime 6 ай бұрын

6:57 as someone named benson, i am pissed

@SpiderWithTime 6 ай бұрын

@@shiratojin …

@shiratojin 6 ай бұрын

@@SpiderWithTime deleted my comment cuz I’m dumb and dehydrated, it said something about Regular Show. Putting this so OP doesn’t look insane replying ellipsis to no one.

@KingOfGaymes 5 ай бұрын

Do you happen to dislike raccoons and blue jays

@Funnylegoguy 6 ай бұрын

“I wish this beer would stop telling me to laugh” ah video.

@iamepick1 6 ай бұрын

Matpat kwite and spingtrap polyamory

@natalyasanchez187 4 ай бұрын

Polyamory🤑

@LovingLyn 5 ай бұрын

11:14 Bro was so powerful my connection was suddenly terrible and everything stopped loading 😭

@GenericUsername997 6 ай бұрын

I love how when he laughs the “F**K” has so much emotion

@chiachimariachi4682 6 ай бұрын

Ah I’d recognize that “You come back here. Daddy is not done speaking” ass photo anywhere

@giddycadet 6 ай бұрын

i love that kwite is even less normal about springtrap than i am about kaiman dorohedoro

@henryapplebottom7231 3 ай бұрын

kwite: When their parents aren't looking, I flash them.

@Mozzarellapumpkin 6 ай бұрын

0:54 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

@ch3rp1 2 ай бұрын

Oh no, it's the cringe part of the Bible

@Meeegl 6 ай бұрын

Lets be honest her Kwite, this is just an excuse to drink excessively and be like „ no guys I’m not an Alcoholic it’s all just for the content“

@totallynotanalternate Ай бұрын

“New Mandela Catalogue” GOES INSANELY HARD 💀

@Schwerple 5 ай бұрын

2:15 That's what she said

@PengKirb 6 ай бұрын

11:01 MY SISTER WILDIN🗣🗣🔥🔥‼‼💯

@Fischhhh 5 ай бұрын

The British towel holder is like a radiator so your towels dry quicker and are warm Except we can’t afford the gas for heating

@eb3yr 5 ай бұрын

9:20 that's a radiator not a towel rack, it's just more convenient to dry things on and heat towels than normal radiators.

@mwah.s 6 ай бұрын

i was going through kwite withdrawal. this came at the perfect time

@PandorasReachAM 6 ай бұрын

4:41 They're arapaima. Huge fish.

@trey-km6jj 5 ай бұрын

2:23 when zeke_king1111 said mom found the toast cabinet, that reminded me of the piss drawer meme

@DBD_T3RR0RZ 3 ай бұрын

11:20 *I HEAR A TMC REFERENCE-*

@totallynotanalternate Ай бұрын

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@DBD_T3RR0RZ Ай бұрын

@@totallynotanalternate OMG- *FELLOW TMC FAN*

@IhatemyselfsmrnHaha 6 ай бұрын

Alchoholism

@finezombie 3 ай бұрын

1:35 I LOVE BUGBO

@GoofyGoober403 6 ай бұрын

Im suing kwite for making me lost a whole mouthfull of soda at 11:15

@nevergiveu.up101 5 ай бұрын

1:13 Analog horror vhs be like :

@fuzzyraids 5 ай бұрын

5:30 Bro 🙁

@RedCat8252 3 ай бұрын

Ikr why would he say that

@Agent8-veemo 3 ай бұрын

@@RedCat8252is didnt say the n word

@EdwinCaldwellBills 6 ай бұрын

I haven't sleep all day this will be fun

@AmazingAutist 6 ай бұрын

Self-Note: *_SEVERE MISOPHONIC TRIGGERS, LISTED_* 0:55 ----- 1:14

@theknightwithabadpictotall7639 6 ай бұрын

Ain't no way bro's first laugh was on a Family Guy meme 💀

@candykaden 6 ай бұрын

most sober kwite stream

@Rottingparts 6 ай бұрын

I feel obligated to watch every single one if Kwite's videos.

@Anemones-lp2hp 5 ай бұрын

That creeper went insane so much that it tried to crash the game.

@gabrielnavia-d3m 5 ай бұрын

6:44 WHAT THE BLUD IS THAT?

@gabrielnavia-d3m 5 ай бұрын

6:53 me too brother\sister

@15Alex_Row13 5 ай бұрын

PLEASE WATCH HXH YOU’LL UNDERSTAND 0:30 KURAPIKA

@RanposPowderedDonuts 5 ай бұрын

8:12 this video is now deutsches Staatseigentum For those who want a translation The video basically translates to: Comment: why not use a lid? Video: way better 👍 Genius idea, thank you 🙏

@sadwaffleboy 6 ай бұрын

bald kurapika was a 2029 throwback

@cheeseburgerfee8323 6 ай бұрын

watching this while drinking on my own

@ThomasBrawls 6 ай бұрын

Alcoholism core 💀

@abood_is_alive 6 ай бұрын

That's just the average kwite stream

@reruntt 6 ай бұрын

kwite everytime you upload its like opening a pandora box in a king court

@bruhbrebro6151 6 ай бұрын

The KZbin Gods have blessed me. I have found the video incredibly early.

@p-__ 6 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

@monroerobbins7551 4 ай бұрын

1:57 my spirit animal

@TimTheFantastic 2 ай бұрын

10:54 PLEASE WHAT SONG IS THAT

@theefamilydisappointment 6 ай бұрын

3:30 all i can think of is that one tiktok where half of it is just "TWO JUICY JUICES IN NY FRIDGE"😭

@qpol 5 ай бұрын

why did semaluhtounuyulohowwah get him 😭😭

@biggamer7001 4 ай бұрын

I respect the fact that you don’t go “oh it wasn’t a real laugh so i wont do it”

@noup_san 18 күн бұрын

6:37 😭

@edmorgan8334 Ай бұрын

6:40 really got me 😂😂😂

@DoomieTheFool Ай бұрын

Those metal ladder like things in British homes are actually Towel warmers, which heat up and warm your towels. (I'm pretty sure)

@Yellow_Mage_Logan Ай бұрын

6:58 this reminds me of those stupid what would you do in this situation questions.

@LuceatLuxTua458 6 ай бұрын

2:07 now why did I think for just a second that she said 'bird toes' instead 💀💀💀💀

@luncher_27 6 ай бұрын

PLEASE continue this series! I beg you bruh

@WishGender 23 күн бұрын

that thumbnail evokes a fight or flight response

@Mikaxu42 6 ай бұрын

1:53 HOLY SHIT THATS MINE

@trickidisco 6 ай бұрын

1:34 BUGBO MENTIONED???

@puvaaneswaranpathmanathan8111 5 ай бұрын

6:57 god i love this song.

@Cuddelsthecute 6 ай бұрын

Kwites therapist better not be watching this video

@thescarygrabber 3 ай бұрын

IVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO LIKE 30 TIMES HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THE BUGBO CLIP IS MY BRAIN SHAPED LIKE A SHROOM IM FLABBERGASTED

@zolline 6 ай бұрын

9:35 I do that to my little brother

@lunaria973 6 ай бұрын

1:35 that clip actually literally didn’t change lmao

@Ahhcommitment 6 ай бұрын

Not him shouting out a whole month 😭

@Char1ieTheChi1dOfApo11o 5 ай бұрын

My respect for you only grows as I discover you to be a successful MHA fan, we can confirm that most of the fandom is ass but it is a little bit silly

@TheOnlyOneLeftBehind 4 ай бұрын

0:52 Leviticus 20:13 -NIV says "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman,both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own hands" so yeah. but I dont give two shakes of a rats ass because Leviticus was laws for the Israelites all the way before Jesus died for everyone to be saved. but not everyone is because ignorance. Thought I would share this with you. And yes I have a bible.