If I Laugh, I Drink

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today if I laughed I took a drink. It was hard to stomach quite literally.
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[@giornogiovanna1930]

Deku saying: "You're making me angry" is crazy. Edit: I need to get a lobotomy

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@nucleargaming2301]

Crazy asf

[@ktftp]

you're

[@dabearodactyl]

​@@p-__only respectably KZbin bot

[@giornogiovanna1930]

@@ktftp naurrrrrr

[@undertalefan_4life420]

“Mm! Alcoholism!” ahh video 😭

[@nucleargaming2301]

Cheers I’ll drink to that

[@soap_consumer]

For real 💀💀

[@Thatweirdleaf]

Mhm

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Biiiivv]

​@@p-__ you're the only bot I respect

[@squeak_the_third_esquire]

"Men kissing is objectively funny" -Kwite

[@Jamlord2061]

i don’t find gay men kissing funny but i do find straight men kissing funny

[@kaylagreenway7782]

Sometimes I wish I could be a guy so I can make gay jokes, and by sometimes I mean alot

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@Jamlord2061how can you tell the difference tho

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@kaylagreenway7782I’m sorry but your comment lowkey makes it sound like only men can be gay and it’s killing me omg 😭🤚

[@kaylagreenway7782]

@@KingOfGaymes wait wat-

[@LilyYawns]

rest in peace sober kwite

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Normalizer.]

@@p-__ my common sense is better than your common sense

[@peachesandapricots5010]

@@Normalizer.unfortunately common sense isn’t very common

[@beccamansfield4549]

@@peachesandapricots5010uncommon sense

[@onyotubero]

@@beccamansfield4549rare sense

[@isaac_thebindingof]

alcoholism

[@nucleargaming2301]

We love it here

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Matrix77776]

@@p-__WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME

[@cinnamuaroll]

😍😍😍

[@lwaysDrawing]

alcoholism

[@Meeegl]

He’s really like „whoopsie I just laughed at my own joke, guess gotta drink now oh no“

[@EyelessjacksIRLhusband]

TBH he would

[@QuackTheNinja]

Well, to be fair, most of the videos shown to him are barely even humorous.

[@abigailyarbrough5978]

That bible quote with Leviticus is so funny I knew immediately what quote that was. That was so underrated. Context for anyone - its "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable".

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

catch me doing what is detestable with the boys on a tuesday night

[@JaydenWilliams-sz4bd]

I LOVE HOMOPHOBIA RAHH!! (obviously a joke ily gays

[@MisleadedSympathy]

That wizard got sturdy

[@Thatweirdleaf]

Yep

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@nevergiveu.up101]

Song?

[@MisleadedSympathy]

@@nevergiveu.up101biachh - tutnstn66 d1s6ix

[@MisleadedSympathy]

@@nevergiveu.up101 biachh - tutnstn66 d1s6ix

[@CasperdaGreat]

"So I'm in the My Hero Academia fandom" I'm so sorry for your loss

[@hinkali_v_chetverg]

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[@crow2596]

get well soon

[@Menacingnugget-zn7bm]

6:17 NOOO THATS ME KWITE IM SORRY!!! 😭😭😭

[@ClownHoundII]

Lmfao, you're famous on insta, tik tok ans now KZbin!

[@turtles9249]

😭😂🗿

[@GreatLakesSongs]

The video has 0 views, 102 likes and was posted 47 seconds ago at 5:19:13 PM on June 10th, 2024.

[@InkSpIatt]

0 views in 47 seconds? Lowkey fell off

[@Normalizer.]

0 views, 102 likes. makes sense.

[@senra26]

Asked

[@elainad6728]

Who

[@GreatLakesSongs]

@@elainad6728 deez nuts

[@adeinld8548]

You gave me memories of the “semalawhtooyounewlewh” back and I’ve been looking at the meme repeatedly, I haven’t done that since 2022

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

"life comes at you fast" in response to the flying fish got me

[@extremelyangrydorito]

0:56 the genuine shock in kwite’s eyes

[@Meeegl]

Team: new plan to get him next time, Long ass streaks of „I’m on that good Kush and Alkohol“ ( if it happens long enough it will work)

[@autizztic]

9:06 can’t believe my stupid fucking tiktok got in a kwite video and unfortunately yeah that’s a british bathroom

[@Silly_Whitepikmin]

you got ikea alien?

[@warrenbentley7380]

I love alcholism

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@5quidd]

​@@p-__ NO MORE

[@BX56_YT]

​@@p-__go home

[@Crinlask]

I love alcholism

[@warrenbentley7380]

@@Crinlask who doesn't

[@sleepyhollowo]

1:37 OMG BUGBO MENTION!! Bugbo is so funny actually you should definitely watch it Kwite, that clip is funnier in context but there are way funnier bits in there😁

[@GarlicRoll]

1:39 BUGBO SPOTTED BUGBO SPOTTED

[@cattustrophic]

I FUCKING LOVE BUGBO IT MAKES ME WANNA MERGE LANES WITHOUT LOOKING ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@GenericUsername997]

I love how when he laughs the “F**K” has so much emotion

[@Meeegl]

Lets be honest her Kwite, this is just an excuse to drink excessively and be like „ no guys I’m not an Alcoholic it’s all just for the content“

[@SpiderWithTime]

6:57 as someone named benson, i am pissed

[@SpiderWithTime]

@@ranting2daMAX …

[@ranting2daMAX]

@@SpiderWithTime deleted my comment cuz I’m dumb and dehydrated, it said something about Regular Show. Putting this so OP doesn’t look insane replying ellipsis to no one.

[@KingOfGaymes]

Do you happen to dislike raccoons and blue jays

[@iamepick1]

Matpat kwite and spingtrap polyamory

[@natalyasanchez187]

Polyamory🤑

[@Mozzarellapumpkin]

0:54 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

[@ch3rp1]

Oh no, it's the cringe part of the Bible

[@OllieB2001]

7:25 I found the KrabsxNixon fanfiction (not game): "The Crab and the Nixon" from 2015 on AO3.

[@eb3yr]

9:20 that's a radiator not a towel rack, it's just more convenient to dry things on and heat towels than normal radiators.

[@tOhB_]

The towel rack in British toilets is also a radiator, it helps dry our towels faster

[@fantasion_voidv.4412]

Kwite loses his edging streak at 3:10

[@Funnylegoguy]

“I wish this beer would stop telling me to laugh” ah video.

[@fancyrat5682]

I'm the goober that submitted the clip at 9:54 I literally had that on my phone for YEARS. I don't even know where I got it tbh.

[@Buglover1234]

SAPEGHITTO

[@Buglover1234]

HOW TF DID I SAY SAPEGHITTO I MEANT SPAGHETTI

[@0Hazy_Days]

4:55 "YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES!! AND YOU WANT ME TO REWARD HERESY!? 😡" "I said thirty secooonnnds 😢"

[@fhernok]

2:35 The jar is the wrong way up 🫤

[@mwah.s]

i was going through kwite withdrawal. this came at the perfect time

[@IhatemyselfsmrnHaha]

Alchoholism

[@chiachimariachi4682]

Ah I’d recognize that “You come back here. Daddy is not done speaking” ass photo anywhere

[@PengKirb]

11:01 MY SISTER WILDIN🗣🗣🔥🔥‼‼💯

[@RanposPowderedDonuts]

8:12 this video is now deutsches Staatseigentum For those who want a translation The video basically translates to: Comment: why not use a lid? Video: way better 👍 Genius idea, thank you 🙏

[@giddycadet]

i love that kwite is even less normal about springtrap than i am about kaiman dorohedoro

[@Rottingparts]

I feel obligated to watch every single one if Kwite's videos.

[@EdwinCaldwellBills]

I haven't sleep all day this will be fun

[@bruhbrebro6151]

The KZbin Gods have blessed me. I have found the video incredibly early.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@candykaden]

most sober kwite stream

[@GoofyGoober403]

Im suing kwite for making me lost a whole mouthfull of soda at 11:15

[@fuzzyraids]

5:30 Bro 🙁

[@RedCat8252]

Ikr why would he say that

[@Agent8-veemo]

@@RedCat8252is didnt say the n word

[@monroerobbins7551]

1:57 my spirit animal

[@Yarukiganai]

4:32 made me burst out laughing cause just after he said "All I can think of is" my head phones told me it was low on battery, as a result what i heard was "All I can think of is LOW BATTERY"

[@nevergiveu.up101]

1:13 Analog horror vhs be like :

[@aliteralrock2122]

I’m not lying I’m not feeling the vtuber model

[@Nikoti_here]

Know what I can kind of agree dude. Kinda miss the old model. Felt kinda meta how it was kinda shitty but unique

[@unpapubasico]

My bad bro I'll stop using it from now on

[@wafflewizard6155]

Same

[@The_VR_Lemon]

Miss the old one

[@propername4830]

you're high and on crack

[@Mikaxu42]

1:53 HOLY SHIT THATS MINE

[@gabrielnavia-d3m]

6:44 WHAT THE BLUD IS THAT?

[@gabrielnavia-d3m]

6:53 me too brother\sister

[@DBD_T3RR0RZ]

11:20 *I HEAR A TMC REFERENCE-*

[@abilaidamiguel]

4:41 They're arapaima. Huge fish.

[@trey-km6jj]

2:23 when zeke_king1111 said mom found the toast cabinet, that reminded me of the piss drawer meme

[@ThomasBrawls]

Alcoholism core 💀

[@qpol]

why did semaluhtounuyulohowwah get him 😭😭

[@anxia-tea5846]

kwite should to a try not to laugh watching purely jennmelon

[@abood_is_alive]

That's just the average kwite stream

[@Schwerple]

2:15 That's what she said

[@15Alex_Row13]

PLEASE WATCH HXH YOU’LL UNDERSTAND 0:30 KURAPIKA

[@theknightwithabadpictotall7639]

Ain't no way bro's first laugh was on a Family Guy meme 💀

[@henryapplebottom7231]

kwite: When their parents aren't looking, I flash them.

[@biggamer7001]

I respect the fact that you don’t go “oh it wasn’t a real laugh so i wont do it”

[@Milk-ck1wv]

10:22 My favorite video

[@cheeseburgerfee8323]

watching this while drinking on my own

[@AmazingAutist]

Self-Note: *_SEVERE MISOPHONIC TRIGGERS, LISTED_* 0:55 ----- 1:14

[@xevoltionman]

4:00 i have a serious cough were i feel like im going to throw up after like 3 minutes of coughing but dont i tryed doing an imatation of this and threw up so thanks i guess?

[@Mr.LepusEtSerpens]

The British towel holder is like a radiator so your towels dry quicker and are warm Except we can’t afford the gas for heating

[@TimTheFantastic]

10:54 PLEASE WHAT SONG IS THAT

[@LovingLyn]

11:14 Bro was so powerful my connection was suddenly terrible and everything stopped loading 😭

[@ConservativeWhiteMan741]

Yassified Nixon is actually insane.

[@LuceatLuxTua458]

2:07 now why did I think for just a second that she said 'bird toes' instead 💀💀💀💀

[@weedledeedum]

kwite mommy says no more drinking she doesn’t like it when you hit her with the beer bottles :(

[@Altarix05]

“POV you can’t yiff with us” covered that last video

[@ChunkyBulb]

No views in 12 Seconds, Kwites fall from grace is imminent

[@b-sidecassette]

10 seconds no views, he fell off

[@Meeegl]

Yeah quite I agree men kissing is so funny, well anyways wanna do some really funny

[@Anemones-lp2hp]

That creeper went insane so much that it tried to crash the game.

[@reruntt]

kwite everytime you upload its like opening a pandora box in a king court

[@wthteevo]

Aye fellow former Catholic school kids here to joke abt the Leviticus 20:13 memories!

[@candycandygalaxy]

kwite watching bugbo 2024

[@forrestwallis7885]

I know everyone has the loud voice when they get angry i still cant get past without thinking someones going to yell at me

[@asuhfgdksdjkhf]

5:31 hello? what did kwite say

[@that-witch711]

why chat blured :(

[@Rabbotic]

Was holding so good till the fucking Blaze story.

[@Dailyidentitycrisis]

You're welcome, lmao

[@Mozzarellapumpkin]

Who is blaze?

[@Dailyidentitycrisis]

@Mozzarellapumpkin blaze the cat from Sonic

[@zolline]

9:35 I do that to my little brother

[@CreaWolf]

why is the chat blurred out

[@AstroJelly3]

This video made me realize how unfunny kwite is

[@oskerbenz8655]

Im the chocker baby, please stop breathing now.

[@sadwaffleboy]

bald kurapika was a 2029 throwback

[@vanya_cat]

BUGBO SPOTTED

[@ForgieDusker]

I downed an entire AMC theaters Bavarian Legend in the time it took to watch through this video at 2x speed, i just wanted somebody to know that

[@arronwynters6845]

Corn 10:10

[@yaboiEchogaming]

That last clip reminded me of the time I drew someone jumping and crying, don’t ask me the context I can’t remember.

[@arronwynters6845]

WTH LOL 0:38

[@gabrielnavia-d3m]

8:31 truma from cat shitter here

[@youknowwho4293]

Uhg baja this video is so easy to jelq to

[@No-hr1tv]

Hyper fixation was in the thumbnail, how dare you force my hand like this

[@LvL_7_Mage]

in case any of you were wondering Leviticus 20 13 is the verse in the old testament that discouraged homosexuality

[@majorcloogsbrother6141]

wtf happened when was my dude a vtuber

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

When I was in middle school I dyed my hair green and a girl said I looked like Deku. I still don’t know how to feel about it because I have not (and probably will not lol) watched MHA