The BetDSI Saga

[@slowcheedah]

My bookie is actually dope. I’ve used it for about a year now and have made around $12.50 so far.

[@aintnuthinbutathang1646]

Nice that's almost enough for a double western combo from Carl's Jr

[@ZeranZeran]

I'm selling Oxycotin On my Palm Pixi, man, Chicken sandwiches They cost a clam fifty I got a credit card, I got a million dollars I got a baby bird I only feed her candy I got a girl named Candy, automatic weapons She got three sisters, all lesbians All of them do push-ups All of them could whoop me All of them do hundred push-ups without even looking All of them be cooking Candy used to date a bookie Yeah, look at me, man of the year

[@Desecrator6]

@@ZeranZeran you're gay

[@tombodkin5377]

At least you weren’t sitting on the sidelines like a bitch

[@carloscjr23]

Stonks

[@alpine7313]

Adam running damage control for the Tribe while Nick is in the middle of a bit always kills me.

[@wendigo2442]

Should've stayed lost imho

[@andrewkost2625]

This is a compilation of ads for our entertainment. Media has transcended

[@danhue1283]

Cumtown has mastered storytelling and psy-ops and melded them into a propaganda machine that would make the Nazi party blush

[@AwesometownUSA]

While watching _somebody else_ play a videogame .. nicee

[@brianmoondogg6110]

Are u beautiful minding with that

[@Bobbleheads56]

More like every one of us is mentally ill and brain fried by media content so we eat this shit up

[@Charlezard.]

A compilation of *ruining ads.

[@hodgepodge2749]

hey what's goin on its bill burr with the monday morning podcast

[@kirklandsignaturebarbarian3814]

Holy shit Every time

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

Same thing with pka, it always changes to the bill burr podcast even though multiple times ive clicked I'm not interested

[@toomanybrews7123]

@@thekyleprojekt7996 That is crazy. I actually listen to the MMPC and I thought that was why I constantly autoplayed into it when I didn't want to.

[@ryannelson884]

I've noticed that too KZbin's algorithm always directs me to lex instead of Joe rogan clips KZbin wants to direct you to full episodes they monetize rather than clip shows

[@hasibturjo7995]

Oh my God

[@thegeek0017]

I really like that Nick does not reference Phantom of the Opera, which famously uses that organ riff, but instead chooses “the bad guy owl from Rockadoodle” which is almost certainly referencing the Phantom of the Opera

[@HarrisonHollers]

I just looked this up. Never seen the movie but amazing reference. Nick has seen every movie. Insane. His family definitely hated him so he found movies as an outlet.

[@mitchelgreen891]

@@HarrisonHollersI’m gay

[@PoonScurvy]

Knowing about plays is gay I'm gay

[@papertiger9845]

I think bro just rewatches shit a lot now or he has photographic memory

[@jb-eq6no]

@@papertiger9845i’m pretty sure he has photographic memory because there’s quite a few times on the show where he will remember something word for word that he hasn’t seen in over a decade. ClangersTV youtube account has many accounts of him doing this

[@kokoze]

You know that a podcast slaps when there are clips of their ad reads on yt

[@psyifinotic]

this is the only actual podcast i listen to regularly are there any others that would make me laugh even half as much?

[@tacticguy536]

@@psyifinotic sleepy cabin maybe, it’s an old new grounds group that has split since but they’re really funny

[@balls261]

Sleepy cabin is like cum town if cum town was 17 autistic losers who always get way too drunk and are constantly yelling over each other so almost every episode was a sperggy cacophony of bullshit. I used to love it but I tried to relisten to it a couple years ago and could barely make it through any of the episodes. Cum town may be dumb but it's atleast fairly easy listening

[@Gaybraham.Lincoln]

I used to like Bill burr for that till I realised he was a super cuck to his not controlling at all wife

[@beardomcgee5005]

Some of their Blue Chew ad reads are so goddamn funny..

[@fokii9880]

Nick knows just enough about certain topics to do a convincing riff on it. Who else would ever do a joke about HVAC’s and vulcanized rubbers?

[@horny4violence]

A mildy autistic man who read too much abouut HVAC and vuulcanized rubbers in wikipedia one afternoon

[@Deffected]

@@horny4violence tell us your riff then

[@aa-ot3cg]

@@Deffected It's cool that Nick is your best friend but you don't need to rush to his defense

[@CrackerBarrelKid54]

@@horny4violence no one has your gay back on this one

[@JR-zi9vj]

@@Deffected hes not autistic

[@HoFoShAo]

9:35 "Cheif Dollar Coin from the Dakota Sue people." I'm in awe of Nick's ability and fearlessness to come up with clever bits on the spot that manage to offend multiple groups in a silly enough way to make it clear it's just a joke.

[@HoFoShAo]

And he turned the bit into a sponsored ad. Unreal.

[@Garrett1240]

Sioux not Sue, lol.

[@Garrett1240]

Chief not Cheif.

[@Garrett1240]

I’m angry and gay

[@thomasmahon4220]

​@@Garrett1240 Friend, it's a double-entendre, a pun

[@devin4444]

This gta cruising is so relaxing

[@StevenSeagull]

I’m glad you like it! I’ll be sure to use more of it in the future

[@bahshas]

​@@StevenSeagull I do the same thing, You have to try realistic driving physics mod makes the experience 10 times better. Trust me

[@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956]

Right?

[@JimmyTurner]

There used to be a twitch channel of a guy using an ai to drive. It was self learning somewhat I guess. But he would tweek it as well. It was years ago. Dont know if its still on. It used to run 24/7

[@psyifinotic]

@@StevenSeagull i can also see better graphics/ just better looking gameplay and editing in the newer videos, glad this idea stuck around. so relaxing after a long day of work to kick back and be gay

[@LukeBrown6669]

The fact they got any advertisements is amazing

[@craigrussell3062]

9:20 "I hope I don't have borderline personality disorder, and then I just abuse Adam publicly for years for my own financial gain"

[@rafyhay5916]

The ideal Cumtown sponsor would, of course, be Siemens AG.

[@MrBabyBitch666]

idk, I think Adam would be in danger

[@chaseoshields8663]

Fleshlight but it's an asshole

[@Mike-zd8wq]

@@chaseoshields8663 "Find the light at the end of the tunnel!"

[@mrsamuraiist]

4:30 you can hear nick cutting up a line of coke

[@psyifinotic]

i thought this was a joke and went back to writing an essay while half listening and heard the triple chop and laughed really hard

[@mrsamuraiist]

@@psyifinotic if you listen to old clips from this era you can hear it a lot

[@SGFTI]

The last time I was doing coke, some guy I hadn't really seen since high school was there and he said "When you do coke you realize everyone does coke."

[@joelglanton6531]

@@SGFTI Lmao this is really true. It's like when you buy a vehicle and then all of a sudden you notice other people with the same vehicle everywhere, AKA the GTA effect.

[@Meekmillan]

I actually signed up for BetDSI to bet on that trans weightlifter in the olympics.

[@bonson9156]

hahaha!!!

[@cordan305]

Anyone know the bit/episode where Adam has a Freudian slip and says BetDSI instead of My Bookie during the ad read and then Stav immediately makes fun of him for it?

[@scottisguilty2208]

Don’t like the comment you gay men tell us the answer

[@SneedEnthusiast]

Hillary 2020 baby, idk the episode number but it's one with Amber guesting in it

[@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550]

I'm hungry, let's get lunch.

[@GandalfTheStraight]

You’re gay

[@hgcommons]

Hello hungry; I’m gay.

[@Macarite]

Are you free on Friday?

[@andrew5689]

Bro, I can't wait for lunch

[@Stonewall2]

Hell yeah dude

[@robertromero8101]

I love the way Stav defuses Nic. "He'll yeah dude"

[@fulltang1]

Hell yeah dude

[@willknowsright9615]

​@@fulltang1dude yeah hell

[@liammeharry]

Thursday boots is still the best ad read they ever did. They were instantly dropped the following week

[@AVerySillySausage]

I can't find any clips of that one.

[@zakatalmosen5984]

@@AVerySillySausage if you're still interested it's been uploaded three months ago

[@hughlion1817]

Look up "Monday sneakers" you'll find it!

[@Patrick.Weightman]

We need the Stephen Paddock/BetDSI ad read

[@1337-Nathaniel]

"you can call 'em up 24/7, 356 days a week" Lmao

[@charliefromstarkvillemissi1852]

Nick Mullen, pure and uncut at 12:24

[@dogdog6815]

Nick's life is a work of art

[@juancaminante8078]

You had me at “Rams tight end”.

[@russell2910]

Just wanted to say thank the same to you and your buddies and it. It was good to know that you were going through that.

[@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093]

You're not "buying" custom tracksuits, you're "investing" in custom tracksuits.

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

16:35 - 17:10 fucking killed me

[@CloveCoast]

Promo code Cum

[@burntcerial]

Boy I love listening to commercials while I watch a guy drive in simulated traffic

[@JunkCCCP]

Not Guilty Records huh? I wonder what the acronym for that would be...

[@KAPKAPKapkap-ml6wx]

The I and E are implied, so it doesn't count.

[@NotSimonL]

16:43 hell yeah

[@fanda6122]

the sportsbook, which is where we like to gamble

[@DrKarlov1138]

I think we can all admit we love the sports book right?

[@Peef_Spogdar]

Damn I was hoping the one where Adam calls My Bookie BetDSI on accident was in here

[@WallyTony]

My credit card would allow me to deposit with them. Since then some New Yorker has called me 5 times a day asking what the deal is. Never had something feel so scammy.

[@SenorBear]

Chief Dollar Coin is one of the greatest characters

[@duke3250]

Cruisin riffs

[@applecrumpies224]

This if my favorite podcast and I listen pretty religiously to these comp bits. I used to watch Cody Ko's and try to check in. It's fucking long and I got tired of waiting for comedy to kick-in. These post are blessing in disguise and glad that the original creators of these podcast allow people to keep compilations clips on KZbin for free. 😊❤

[@Patrick.Weightman]

That Lionel Hutz reference was the perfect way to sum up BetDSI

[@JStack]

3:22 the truck did a great job syncing with everyone getting hard stopped while trying to think of what DSI stood for lmao

[@retardgorrilanigler522]

Same when he clips the car like 15-30 secs later

[@middlefinger456]

17:03 adam was so genuine lmfaooo

[@fajile5109]

Who hasn’t browsed a rubber company’s various rubber products? Just spent hours comparing them.

[@BoiRenton]

Hell yeah dude

[@JasonMediumO]

It's Diamond Sportsbook International btw

[@crawlzzz]

Too bad beatmeoffguys isn't registered anymore

[@Alphabetizeist]

The footage slaps.

[@_Aaron_G_]

Ow man, the old visuals were so good though :(

[@GandalfTheStraight]

Copyright is being Adam-level gay

[@frenandin]

What were the old visuals?

[@FlicMeetwood]

Sad the confederate Cajun bet dsi ad didn’t make it. Easily one of the best ad reads ever

[@doublewide8938]

Yeah this one got nuked way faster then expected, thanks for the hard work Seagull!

[@StevenSeagull]

It didn’t get taken down, I just wanted to rework it before it caused any problems

[@doublewide8938]

@@StevenSeagull that’s why it was so fast then makes sense

[@nortonman5238]

Not guilty records is a certified cool Adam joke

[@christopher6337]

Adam is exactly the person who would use “gangsta pelosi” unironically

[@SGFTI]

Nintendo actually did give a fuck if you had cheat codes and took Galoob to court.

[@JackStieben]

That native accent is spot on

[@wj2429]

I wonder why they dropped them.

[@niffelac8594]

NO! MONEY DOWN!

[@ActiveServo12]

The only podcast id watch the ads on purpose

[@GarfieldLasagna7]

I did not know I wanted this but YES

[@leonblythe3194]

I’m supposed to go and play poker tonight which I hate doing. This exposure therapy has had the reverse effect. I will stay home now. Covid scare anyway

[@misius164]

Bet Dumb Shit Instantly

[@morgans4846]

15:21 is biblical

[@MexicanAndaJew]

I found the golden vid of all vids!!!

[@TruStoogeDrew.]

Chief dollar coin

[@jackobey2815]

I do this exact thing when i listen to the stream

[@anthonycaruso6065]

Honestly, theres a lot of shows where the reads are the funniest parts

[@gloverelaxis]

mbmbam makes me cringe now but the reads they used to do for that BDSM online store were so funny

[@Beunibster]

Norm and mangrate

[@malcolmisk00l]

the native american bits are some of the best

[@djangofett4879]

will there be a separate video for the BeatMeOffGuys website promo?

[@StevenSeagull]

Yeah sure I think I could put that together

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

What DID happen to the other site???

[@mattharrismykerable]

Of course Adam would pitch the Gay Batchelor🤣

[@nuancecontraire]

if they made all ads i would skip most of every show just to watch them

[@ishmael802]

I remember the podcast where the entire pod was basically them catching up with sponsor obligations for 1 hour and 2 minutes

[@nuancecontraire]

@@ishmael802 just going on about fuckin blue chew

[@davidr2421]

"So... you *don't* pay?" "You bet! Weee! Pay!"

[@andrewcyphers9378]

Literally watching this a day after they found r Kelly guilty. Hahaha the irony

[@solidkingcobra]

These ads can either make you realize that you are a degenerate gambler and you can quit... or you are not degenerate enough.... that's why you have to go BET DSI .com

[@adamlawson5021]

What about Bet DSL?

[@Liam-ug9en]

2:3o I can't believe Nick predicted R Kelly's comeback

[@mrTacroy]

Diamond Sportsbook International

[@JackStieben]

Diamond Sportsbook International.

[@liamsweeney4754]

Were they ever even sponsered by betdsi?

[@thebatman_4622]

The only advertisements you'll never skip

[@wenchcarroteh06]

No! Money DOWN!!!

[@archangel9092]

Always thought it was “TSI”

[@AdamS235]

No vents.

[@NickWalkerWilliamson]

Siouxish

[@vanstoizie4904]

9:56 Dakota Sues lol

[@mikegribanov6105]

Bet Dakota Sioux Indians

[@cball7505]

everyone remembers their first car

[@nickreinhiestbergstein6902]

came here for 'beat me off guys' :/

[@djnxfxcx]

Why did it change to my bookie lmfao

[@papertiger9845]

Betdsi stopped paying them

[@Toxodos]

8:22 oooooh so THAT'S why it's called cumtown! That's surprisingly deep actually.

[@psyifinotic]

🅱️izza time in the about tab is iconic. how we feeling about Tobey being back in the suit for a cameo?

[@StevenSeagull]

I like it a lot and I’m excited to see it

[@theblackestvoid]

ain't no cameo, he's in acts 2 and 3.

[@enjoyer6201]

So for all you newcomers to the podcast, trust that BetDSI is a very good and reputable service.

[@europa_bambaataa]

Donghua Jinlong

[@pa1nted]

anyone else just get like 4am urges to order $100 of mcdonalds even though you skinny and not even hungry

[@tuesday6597]

betdsi how bout getsti

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

9:50 GOLD.. -mansachs

[@badxradxandy]

What happened to bet dsi

[@jemimallah2591]

they were gay

[@andrewtapia9878]

Later in the vid they say that they weren’t getting paid on time so they dropped betdsi

[@SmokesOnMe]

Whyd this have to be re-uploaded?

[@StevenSeagull]

I wanted to change the video to prevent any copyright issues

[@nebuchadnezzarofbabylon3896]

Oh hell yeah dude

[@farhantalukder]

actually cleveland was on family guy so has to be real cause simpson would sue

[@FaxMachinee]

Betting stav snags more quadruple deck fucking burgers

[@yourmomstyle1522]

they should make super bowl ads. just nick being like if you don’t buy doritos your gay and jewish

[@Deffected]

Nick was supposed to be in a super bowl ad as a music tech saying the line "more like 5am" but the ad company found out about cum town and cut his part

[@timpadberg9553]

Zylinder 🤨