Cults

[@hals6118]

Always really funny when Adam is actually telling an interesting story and Nick gets mad that he can’t abuse him

[@mikewilson3413]

Im weirdly flattered Adam knows so much about my old church haha

[@JamesRussell69420]

​@@mikewilson3413those niche mainly white dress-coded religions gotta stick together, y'know?

[@pericles9629]

Gets pissed at him for reciting trivia and then preceding to do the exact samething about Katharine hepburn

[@BussyDestroyer5]

If Adam wasn't such a pussy he would probably be way funnier, if he stood up for himself and made fun of nick, he wouldn't have to start the losing battle of interrupting everyone's stories.

[@keith8758]

I met a Mormon girl on tinder years ago. She wanted to meet at KFC and then spent an hour trying to convert me.

[@HighlyRegardted]

Haha that’s fucking awesome

[@FrogToadBug]

Yeah one time I was trying to hook up with this Christian girl and she brought me to a youth thing where everyone was singing and afterward she was like "so what do you think?" And I was like "that was cool, I'm still an atheist but I would go again" and then she never spoke to me after that

[@FumblsTheSniper]

That honestly sounds awesome. Fried chicken and you got to talk to a crazy person.

[@keith8758]

@@FumblsTheSniper she was also in the air force which added another layer of crazy altogether. Fun times all around.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

@@keith8758 2/3 of Mormons I’ve known joined the Air Force. It seems to be a thing for them.

[@TheSH1N1GAM1]

Stav not knowing what an anvil is used for is one of the most hilarious things ever.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

It’s great that my close personal friend Nick shows genuine anger that Mormons don’t get to be polygamists anymore.

[@4Torches]

no joke: I learned everything I know about mormons from South Park

[@shifty1927]

Thats the same place I learned about Canadians.

[@randbarrett8706]

The most important thing being that Mormons are right. They definitely have the correct response to our modern, American world.

[@evenbiggerafricanguy3079]

Me too and i live in Utah!

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

Same about scientology

[@evenbiggerafricanguy3079]

One time when i was in jail my cell mate kissed me

[@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093]

"They kept getting kicked out of every place they lived in because people were like 'fuck these fucking weirdos.'" The fact that Adam says this with absolutely zero self awareness is totally hilarious.

[@medinasmadre5391]

109 baby

[@wilc4014]

@@medinasmadre5391 if I got kicked out of 109 different gyms, would I blame the gyms?

[@gaulicwarlord]

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093]

@@gaulicwarlord I've seen Adam sitting in his office spinning a fucking minorah.

[@TommyRandall]

109 million

[@squigpeels.1021]

8:05 "they're scared of the machines" - Stav, The Intellectual.

[@dmwalter9004]

i love how nick has brought up staring at amish women on multiple occasions because you know that its something he’s really done

[@coheteos]

He literally says he does it, whats the mistery?

[@iloveisrea]

@@coheteosnice comment!

[@badacyborg]

It's hilarious and disturbing that you can tell when Nick is on coke.

[@calzonetrash]

all the earlier episodes are so coked up, all of them are shouting and acting fucking nuts it’s awesome

[@badacyborg]

@@calzonetrash I know man I miss it.

[@JamesRussell69420]

Spoiler alert: you can tell when anybody is doing coke

[@Former_Employee]

How can you tell?

[@badacyborg]

@@Former_Employee His ability to talk succinctly & as quickly as he does whilst not losing momentum. It's just way different from his current, depressed state.

[@henrysmith8603]

adam was on a roll and nick ruined it with his compulsion to constantly bring him down :(

[@bng2946]

Honestly can't stand it sometimes. Can't tell if he's just an attention whore or just hates Adam

[@Deadman1000]

I'll always love when Adam says things with such confidence and be so wrong about everything.

[@mikewilson3413]

He actually knows it pretty well haha.

[@parttimeposter1998]

Jim Jones notoriously had sex with both men and women. P.S. He didn’t have sex with me, but I’m also gay.

[@SnuffleBlart]

The other two genuinely thought all mormons were still polygamists he knows more than them.

[@leethomas1400]

"imagine hating Amish people that much!" Nick: "yeah"

[@mattk1631]

The "just marry every women you want to have sex with," was Larry King's philosophy.

[@lewisgann280]

I mean back in the day that’s what you had to do.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

They have both mentioned getting a forge and making a sword as incredibly gay and something they’d never do, and a cool and fun idea

[@schertt]

let's make a compound dude, i'll have a pizza oven, you'll have a forge

[@eddiehopper2444]

Love when the boys talk about my childhood religion lol

[@notashton.]

The best religion

[@qojte]

the weird mormon shit?

[@mattdmastiff4524]

Got any soaking stories? Gay only plz Should we call gay soaking mudding?

[@m3rbs]

Lol exmo cumboys unite

[@samhyde6395]

He obviously means Amish.

[@samuelmcintosh7758]

Documentary is Holy Hell. Super good, but the breakdown Nick does is better lol

[@Mr.Redink]

2:55 I am surprised Nick didn't look at Adam and say it reminded him of another certain group of people. 🇮🇱

[@my8thaccount236]

It would’ve been the perfect opportunity.

[@andrewpodolio59]

Adam should absolutely be in charge of the bull breeding program at the compound

[@MrMalicious5]

Jimmy Stewart also had that ambiguous accent. He talked like an American Sean Connery.

[@adamalucard1288]

So this is what schizophrenia is like

[@MileHighMagic42069]

Nick: “that doc about the guy in shape? Adam: not even a Mila second later “yes I’ve seen that movie”

[@Josh-jw3go]

Mila second

[@lylechipperson3407]

amish are literally just christian jews, I'm extremely surprised nick finds them so cool.

[@stevem.o.1185]

Your statement is Messianic Jew erasure and I won't stand for it.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Nah they hate themselves so much that he can’t help but like them

[@elisorrells5314]

The Amish don’t run the banks and media

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Maybe he just respects their focus

[@andreaholcock8992]

They’re not because they actually contribute to society in small ways. Hasids just make the room stink

[@billiondollardong]

Funny how the literal weight of stavs body brought down the show eventually in the end

[@nicberry3603]

“That would make them a voting block” ages beautifully after this last election

[@LBzarro]

6:09 the foreshadowing

[@idklol4197]

that thumbnail actually made me lol. adam is great

[@TheHonoredMadman]

I definitely see Stavs importance to the dynamic here

[@farzanamughal5933]

8:00 adam predicts 2024 election

[@tomarnold9724]

the amish actually run most of the puppy mills in the united states and abuse the shit out of the dogs and also im gay

[@samhyde6395]

They also abuse children and women but all 3 are basically the same thing I guess.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

The Amish are generally pieces of shit. They think everyone but them, and even other Amish, is scum that will be burning in hell for eternity. They bend all their own rules to make money off those same people.

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Is that true

[@whotfisashtin]

@@scrappyanimations4096 yes

[@larsfinlay7325]

@@whotfisashtin ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em

[@kklooser123]

The documentary they are referring to is called Holy Hell. Pretty crazy doc. source: I'm gay

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

Nick in this picture looks like he's yelling JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@GiveSic]

5:12 Stav and Adam not understanding Trans-Atlantic accents is hilarious

[@tjmaxwell21]

Has anyone thought that Nick might have taken over that Vietnamese channel and brought all those violations on other accounts as a troll? Lol it makes total sense

[@samhyde6395]

You're only like the hundredth person to say that.

[@rorke6092]

dude imagine running a Rungspringe hostel. This is my life goal now

[@shaquilleobrien5722]

Oh oh Adam, tell us about the Talmud next!!

[@tupacthuggrmx841]

the randomness keeps it interesting

[@fartpimpson3843]

Baffling to me how confidently wrong Nick is on so many topics, but then also has a savant memorization of every show on UPN. His mind is as enigmatic as I am gay Edit: fucking Christ, Stav couldn't allow Nick to sound stupider than him so he asks what the fuck an anvil is for. Blistering ignorance

[@tib7777]

His early covid takes are super spicy

[@vinigretzky97]

@@tib7777 ....and right

[@vinigretzky97]

@OldSkool Groovist obviously yes.

[@vinigretzky97]

@OldSkool Groovist just because you have repeated a lie for 2 years still doesnt make it true.

[@Doodoofart725]

@@vinigretzky97 no way you're this stupid

[@coolestinternetperson]

6:10 this is gunna be the thing that brings us down

[@iunnox666]

Adam has way too much confidence here.

[@freyathesage1749]

Yeah, he was wrong about cult leaders not having sex with guys and girls. Jim Jones was reportedly bi.

[@br3akstuff]

Cocaine will do that

[@connorlowis4774]

This week, stav names another person or group he would “beat the fuck out of” and is yet again, wrong.

[@HighStrangenss]

i am gay and this is from 2 years ago

[@jaxgallagher911]

Wow dude, sounds pretty straight of you.

[@JamesRussell69420]

​@@HighStrangensschecks out

[@PaytonsOwnProductions]

Goated thumbnail

[@bobkin611]

This is one of the funniest bits fucking EVER.

[@darronvanaria2952]

I love these guys. The other two are in constant fear of saying the wrong thing to Nick, then for Nick to inevitably go on an ego-driven rampage and the other two over compensating by going over the top with their rebuttals. Got it?

[@bryanmckinney1098]

Adam.... They're just called Mormons. I'm gay

[@SnuffleBlart]

Adam has fairly impressive knowledge about mormons.

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

I love all 3 of my former Homosexual Dads, but god damn Nick ruined so much of the show by autistically interrupting so often. Adam "interupts" by trying to jump into the conversation, Stav is the Golden boy who not only doesnt interupt, he has repeatedly shown that he can listen to dual conversations. God Im so fucking gay I wanna die

[@JamesRussell69420]

The interrupting is forgivable but as a casual, late to the party person, I'm getting sick of Nick being mean in the weirdest ways

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

@@JamesRussell69420 he is bipolar

[@drewpeacock9087]

​@@JamesRussell69420nick is the funniest but is a bitter man deep down

[@shanegarcia5963]

85% - 90% Amish return from rumspringa

[@noahbobrow]

Was just in Salt Lake City recently and that Mormon Hq building is weird as fuck

[@evenbiggerafricanguy3079]

Me and my ex cell late made a bet that see who could vrape who first.

[@macejaso]

Adam, not seeing the similarities between the Mormons being ostracized like the Jews is always hilarious.

[@monsieurlemon]

i thought that was mumkey and rusty cage as hasidim

[@GiveSic]

The boys need to take a trip to Northern Indiana, there's Amish fucking everywhere out here

[@Sin1one]

Think there might be something in the soil that makes them want to fuck in public.

[@CliffuckingBooth]

3:55 random fart

[@NATHAN3561]

Body negative babyyyyy🎉

[@AJordan44-]

The closest we ever got to a new vegas episode

[@ryanoshea5769]

This was definitely a coke episode

[@askinperson2839]

The picture is amazing

[@daxsheepard9344]

*Hope my schizophrenic episodes are just this shit replaying when I’m old*

[@TheLokiBiz]

The cult is Buddhafield or something like that.

[@goldonthemixer554]

It's manners

[@mikewilson3413]

HAHA I use to be Mormon, this is like 95% accurate believe it or not.

[@leeraines7821]

I hate going back to older eps and listening to Nick knife at Adam

[@BNardolilli]

Jim Jones did both

[@runner9528]

It's like 10 guys talking over each other. Can't hear shit.

[@Woodsy2575]

Shit dude I watched that documentary today

[@michaelbpeenus]

But like what was it

[@Woodsy2575]

@@michaelbpeenus It's called Holy Hell, it's basically exactly like they said. There's a french guy conning all these hot, young, curious people with spiritual enlightenment, doing all this yoga and stuff, and then he fucks all the hot young dudes.

[@timanderson6896]

Wow dude that is cool

[@kebokev7519]

Audrey Hepburn was British

[@benjaminziegler7437]

Ever since these guys took the jab, they haven't been the same

[@neomcdoom]

Adam was telling an interesting story. Idk why nick interrupted him

[@TheSH1N1GAM1]

Has anyone pointed out that when Adam says “it’s an American religion,” he was totally going for the “it’s the most American religion” commentary from Matt of Chapo Trap House?

[@tgmoore90]

Yötta Life

[@chrisdugan5555]

Nicks a bad friend to Adam

[@QMan1234red]

Im Amish racist

[@X8X8X6X4X]

They need to do coke again

[@ThineLesser]

Amish is not a cult

[@Leotv1948]

1000% is

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

Why?

[@mactallica9293]

All religions are

[@Matt77125]

Please change the picture, Judaism is not a cult.

[@sergez6172]

Tisms and isms be flying around in this one

[@CippiCippiCippi]

Truly idiotic