cumtown "Your Father is Chinese" Mortal Kombat Shao Kahn, Cheech & Chong Rogan Elon Michael Douglas

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its anotehr video i crapt out folks

[@thebeegfoot]

“Your father is Chinese” then all the laughter including Nick laughing with the same echoing voice changer laughing is soooooo fucking good.

[@Perkustin]

Thanks for that gave me something to look forward to listening for the first time. 'Now you're speaking my wanguage' is pretty good too.

[@SeverianofNessus]

“Sooooo fucking good” a grown man typed this lmao

[@GrimReader]

A grown man types lmao Without having the manners to say I’m gay

[@thebeegfoot]

@@GrimReader kiss me father for I have sinned

[@thebeegfoot]

@@SeverianofNessus this is a podcast about being gay with your dad, I suggest you stop being so straight

[@donofthedead8258]

4 beeps and a beep with the reverb has me crying lmao

[@eatingfear3580]

Nothing they all do separate will ever match how perfect CTown was

[@shoDOHC]

It's really just nick. Stav was in it for a minute, not really into his other stuff. And the bug will never be any sort of anything. What's his name? Nah, who cares

[@theorigionaldrew]

I'm not being hyperbolic when I say it is legitimately hard to believe how unfunny TAFS is. I don't understand it at all. Their sedated, lifeless cadence really reminds me of American Psycho.

[@mitchsargent4233]

@@theorigionaldrewAmerican… Thai Bo

[@adamplentl5588]

Stav never did anything funny on the show. He was a laugh track.

[@adamplentl5588]

@@theorigionaldrew You don't understand. The entire project is a bit.

[@thebeegfoot]

I’ve been quoting “your father is Chinese” for ever since I heard this and I could find anything after looking up that or “CumTown mortal kombat.” I swear for the life of me I could only find this clip through the CumTown Search bot someone shared on Reddit. I could only find it with “your father is Chinese” after some comp on KZbin (I think it was some Chinese compilation) got taken down. Thank you so much for this holy shit. My life is complete once again.

[@shoDOHC]

Brother I know allllll about lost mental cumtown clips. It's the exact reason I started making these. I actually have a bunch I'm still hunting for. The ones that haunt you at night- thinking to yourself "did I just make up that bit or is it out there, out there somewhere?? " oh and since Nick don't answer his phone anymore, I'm left with listening to the cast all day- just as I like it. Thanks for watching 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕

[@InvisibleHotdog]

​@@shoDOHC that happened to me for the ad read about a betting website owned by a mentally handicapped heiress, still haven't found it

[@NoneNone-ik6pb]

If anyone knows the clip of nick singing "cat scratch fever" but he replaces the words with "fat gay fagg-t" that's my cumtown unicorn

[@strimbimmin328]

Found the bit about model trains and divorce that way. What a godsend.

[@ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips]

​@@shoDOHC thank you for your efforts! 😢🥺🙏🙏🤝

[@shoDOHC]

NOW YOR SPEAKING MY RANGWEDGE

[@JohnDoe-qh5xg]

Took me longer than it should've....

[@billcrotts5456]

The first time I heard that I laughed so hard I almost turned straight

[@telophasemusic]

Nick- Scorpion Stav- Fat Goro Adam- D'Vorah the bug lady

[@Hegataro]

Stav is obviously Bo' Rai Cho (fat)

[@MogMonster87]

Surely Adam is the Kollector

[@zakatalmosen5984]

devorah is also a jewish girl name meaning bee which makes this joke way better than it has any right to be

[@wall8080]

“That’s my kind of music. Now you’re speaking my ranguage” is probably the funniest thing other than Adam’s poopypants

[@6olf6wang6]

I CANT GET HARD *mortal kombat theme*

[@anneominous7172]

Nick has such a knack to make me absolutely crease up laughing with the simplest, stupidest shit. Really takes a talent.

[@shoDOHC]

Yup yessir he's truly one of a kind. 💖 Actually, I'll tell him..we're at the beach right now, we just got some plant based hotdogs and virgin daqiuiris. and now we're talking about new shirt designs.

[@anneominous7172]

@@shoDOHC Ha! He was with me last night, whore. If his ass tastes funny, you know why. Love the channel, man. Keep posting ❤️

[@grantmorgan7474]

Like when he says Luis j Gomez smokes big

[@ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips]

​@@shoDOHC😮😮😮😊 jelly

[@vincentguerra8029]

Seriously! It had been YEARS since I laughed as hard as I laughed at Cumtown. I'm talking about being doubled over laughing so hard I'm crying until I literally had to pause the episode so I could breathe again.

[@AndrewLonergan-sp1ec]

I miss the show so much :'(

[@shoDOHC]

I feel it..got it on pretty much every day. Like listening to a good album. Some of the newer TAFS have some grit, but the golden era of CT is long gone :c

[@chimpjohnson8577]

@@shoDOHC nah, the show's better without stav

[@trunklemcjeans]

The real journey was the guys we sucked off on the way. Jk watch TAFS its finding its footing

[@isosceleskramer9565]

@@trunklemcjeansit’s been two years

[@tetsuosoprano7382]

Once again I’m moved to tears with laughter by Nick Mullen

[@S1ipLikeFreudian]

😊o😊😊

[@dookiepost]

"Make fuck" in Michael Douglas voice is top tier

[@BAgodmode]

What kills me is what happen after stav says “uh oh is the Chinese guy down there with Micheal Douglas?” It’s great to hear them all laugh, uncontrollably.

[@0The_Farlander0]

My deepest fear is autistically absent mindedly saying " your fatha is chineese" in front of my filipina girlfriend

[@shoDOHC]

That's facts doggie

[@Adam-yo3bt]

I say your father is chinese probably 10 times everyday at work it makes me smile and laugh everytime, I cannot wait for the day when someone asks why I'm laughing

[@0The_Farlander0]

​@@Adam-yo3bt I get stoned and watch this video once a week

[@rwg2771]

"Slur-tality" - my sides are in orbit

[@trunklemcjeans]

Get off 4chan trust me

[@Fourthirteen82]

I have died so many times to "Your Father is Chinese," and "Four Beeps and a Beep"

[@RossKnows]

The funniest part is that they are imitating Shang Tsung but think it’s Shao Khan

[@shoDOHC]

I feel better knowing they got it wrong

[@ottico84]

With a little bit of Raiden sprinkled in there

[@shoDOHC]

@@ottico84 Raiden was the shit.

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

What if Chinese people were black?

[@jakehxllxws259]

@@Loquacious_Jackson here comes Chinese brotherman

[@SmittyDealio]

You should label all of these as a "legendary bit". Classic move

[@minister6736]

thank you super high output dual-overhead cam

[@josefbecher4790]

Its insane, as a gear head, how that was my instant translation lol

[@justinmeyers4234]

Dude I miss these three.

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

incredible series of bits

[@robertbrooks7412]

These guys don't play. No jokes when it comes to their genuine passion and thorough knowledge of couches

[@shoDOHC]

@robertbrooks7412 these guys are profeshinels

[@williamwardell8731]

Man if I found myself buying synthetic cbd for a calmative I'd have to ask myself some serious questions about my belief that I'm too cool for chamomile tea

[@shoDOHC]

Have you tried 9ay movements w jesus?

[@octopusexperiment1931]

Does cbd even do anything? I got given some oil and it seemed to do absolutely nothing

[@shoDOHC]

@octopusexperiment1931 I agree, it just made my eyes hurt

[@grimble4564]

Chamomile is delicious, we're all gay here

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@octopusexperiment1931I’m of the belief that it does nothing when formulated alone. All those cannabinoids actually do is regulate the way THC works. That’s about it. Some of them mix with THC to great effect

[@sreisny98]

“Serving size? What the fuck.” - Stavros “The Mind” Halkias

[@KR-ki9hw]

Tommy Chong talks like he is from Edmonton.

[@josephwallace202]

Only a voice that gay could be from Edmonton

[@billcrotts5456]

Extremely true

[@blakespier9616]

Slurtality

[@Fuzhou]

This channel is all over the place I love it

[@shoDOHC]

Hahah yeah I got problems 😅

[@5starview]

1:02 Steezy dolphin flip

[@seamusx920]

Hell yeah

[@yugo916]

i think i have listened to this 3-4 times its fucking hilarious

[@shoDOHC]

@yugo916 shht I'm about to play it right fkn now 👁👁👁👁💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@shoDOHC]

YO0R FATHA ESS CHINEEEESE

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

To Infinity!

[@shoDOHC]

@@Loquacious_Jackson and...... I'm 9aaaay

[@Adam-yo3bt]

I love how youtube gave me an option to translate this but when I do it doesn't change at all

[@shoDOHC]

@@Adam-yo3bt 我不知道你的阴茎是什么。

[@blakespier9616]

Fast and furious Juneteenth

[@chmod0644]

This CBD got me paranoid

[@zhurein]

Das my kinda music. Now youre speaking my ruanguage.

[@zhurein]

Tommy Chong now you have been cancelled

[@strafe8866]

kushy dreams got that reg

[@shoDOHC]

Pretty good?

[@ColinMor-fj3qc]

@@shoDOHCreggie = bad

[@smotero034]

Sick ad read

[@shoDOHC]

What's his name

[@shoDOHC]

2:50 hands down ❤🎉❤🎉

[@criticalhitgg]

Please edit out Adam's forced laugh

[@shoDOHC]

Adam is just the worst

[@Slop_Dogg]

Liu Kang… your father is Chinese

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

Shoutout to Mershem

[@roastbeefy0weefy]

nice slappy blunt

[@WilhelmHeyHey]

Nick being baffled by a plant's Latin name reminds you that he's really just a HS dropout whose parents didn't love him enough.

[@SnuffleBlart]

That wasp knows the secret.

[@bugwar_]

Holy shit

[@godofacorns]

I appreciate the 4:3 aspect ratio.

[@russellwestbrook462]

Yo bro can u upload the clip of nick saying Adam is his best friend in an African voice, can’t find it on KZbin

[@zerg_burger]

Kratom is pronounced 'krah-tome' in thai

[@mwaroop]

Post a video of your taurus

[@shoDOHC]

I got a couple vids in there somewhere on my page ..she looking a lil under the weather rn since I turned into a pile of shit. I'll get my lil SHO back on the road in no time...just about 900$ in registration fees from hell dmv I hate that place with passion

[@brainc0la-_-]

Super high output Double Overhead Cam?

[@shoDOHC]

Super High Output Dudes Oiled Hairy Cheeks.. nah you got it, it's just two acronyms that I've always really liked. I have a 92 SHO, of course needs work ha..you got/had one?

[@sauercrowder]

gtVTEC

[@rubenfigueroa7046]

2:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loopeygoopey]

daaaaamn the part before rhis where they riff on kratum giving respiratory depression is so good too tho

[@NoneNone-ik6pb]

En my boochyecks

[@shoDOHC]

Gonna do a HQ re-up LOAD of that clip. Gay tuned for more🏳️‍🌈

[@derekboath4409]

4 blacks and a yellow

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

It’s funny them talking about wearing masks in a movie. It’s a movie theater. Why are you wearing a mask 😂

[@thecaptain6520]

So no one knows who's been filming every movie and posting it online

[@theshantanator]

17:50 that’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard

[@mezmerizer0266]

Lol he sounds Japanese in the beginning.

[@victormarton6824]

what ep is "your father is chinese" from

[@shoDOHC]

"Sonics Penis pt 2"

[@Rebirth1187]

pissmeal

[@shoDOHC]

@@Rebirth1187 YOR FATHERSS PISMILL

[@anneominous7172]

@@shoDOHC Yowr PISS... is Chaiyaneez

[@a-gnosis]

diyyi hyiff enne bluchiss? 💊

[@LeviMcKnight-he7gy]

My father is Chinese 😒

[@mattmmilli8287]

😂

[@Oceanmachine27]

Why would Stav quit this show to do boring-ass regular standup

[@JMac-o3r]

It got stale for all of them, nick ran out of steam midway through COVID, I loved this show but yea.

[@CordellPotts]

Stav quit so he could work outdoors and start a family. His biggest dream is to have grandchildren. Also, he was getting sick of doing a podcast.(His Words) So immediately after leaving Cum Town, he started his own solo podcast. Honestly I'm kinda glad he's gone. I actually like TAFS.

[@m3llowrush]

which episode??

[@mrdog4529]

cute Doggos

[@Conway1848]

what is up with the video lol just random shit being flipped on a camera

[@shoDOHC]

What can I say, I'm a professional flipper. I'm also a docter.

[@user4295]

Love this S***. But it's 15 minutes too long.

[@shoDOHC]

Good boys like it long

[@gabeal2892]

Consider it’s a run on ad-read. 😂

[@shoDOHC]

我不知道你的阴茎是什么。

[@poinendev2932]

Mortal Kombat sucks

[@shoDOHC]

I CANT GETHARD

[@brinbone2384]

Stav thinks mortal kombat looks good because it’s rated R has there ever been one that’s not rated R lmao

[@SuzakuX]

Both of the 90s MK movies were PG-13.

[@loopeygoopey]

what fucking episode is this

[@shoDOHC]

Ep 250 PISS MEAL 💞💞💞

[@loopeygoopey]

@@shoDOHCi fuckin love u if this is tru

[@shoDOHC]

@@loopeygoopey tis!

[@tdob89]

Well the world had its correction across all markets it seems. We should be clear to 40% every year for the next decade I would think