Curb Your Enthusiasm: and for the Ladies...

[@jazz9fr]

"Did you consult women on this" "...nah"

[@ivag.5398]

It looks like a pretty good idea actually, might be a lil weird at first

[@thinblacknoodles]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anon69669]

The way it should be hahahahaha

[@rupol9692]

well not rly a good idea, as they've said, where would the pants go?

[@PlayaP69]

How dreadful. 😂

[@svscared]

"Purell on every table." As usual Larry was ahead of his time.

[@tajawaanlaury1096]

When he asked him "where will the pants go"😁😁

[@NotShowingOff]

Not a new idea. But ppl steal those. That’s why it’s not done

[@TheBattProductions]

@5putput No it didn't. It burned down.

[@SO-ud6ro]

@@TheBattProductions so out of business?

[@landrewmackinnon4888]

Kills all the natural protection on the hand.

[@colesteeleA]

“And the pants go where? Ah... What ever they do with them.” 😂🤣😂

[@agriswold2009]

Cole Bagodoodoo 😂😂😂 I can’t

[@ID-hg1pr]

LOL! That's hilarious. I didn't even think about it until he asked that question. Where would the pants go? LOL.

[@cwoody619]

I lost it

[@olliefoxx7165]

Well in most women's bathrooms they have a masseuse, an attendant, incense burning for aroma therapy, a dry cleaners, etc... Ive never been in one but I got a glimpse one time. I saw potted plants and a nice painting. That's why trans folk want in so bad. Can't blame them. Men's rooms are just places to piss and dook.

[@SimpleManGuitars1973]

@@olliefoxx7165 Yes and they NEVER poop there!

[@NotShowingOff]

“I’d rather have a no coffee buyer than a defecator” 😂😂😂😂

[@guntarskauls8627]

GOLD

[@vegancandy9570]

Trouble is though, coffee makes you have to go number 2!! Larry didn’t think these ideas through 😆

[@nataliejackson91]

I love it that everyone who comes to visit him always walks in with a Mocha Joe cup of coffee.

[@jacquir8331]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rich1051414]

@@vegancandy9570 No, he thought it out. That is exactly why he doesn't want a deficator. He wanted people with extreme diarrhea to run next door. This is a spite coffee shop. Not a smart coffee shop.

[@cappy8672]

I love Vince Vaughn lol he said “did you consult woman on this ?”😂😂

[@r6854]

I love it that everyone who comes to visit him always walks in with a Mocha Joe cup of coffee.

[@jonstark7106]

Except suzie, she is loyal

[@guitargod1403]

Vince Vaughn meshes so well with the chemistry of the show. I love it!

[@thedeans6247]

He’s got the same kind of neurotic pacing of speech lol

[@ernstthalmann4306]

Good luck to you losers in las Vegas, Leflore

[@aleksandarradovanovic8496]

@@ernstthalmann4306 i understood that 😄😄😄

[@lennarthagen3638]

He's a republican so he cant work LOL

[@thomasrobinette3227]

Vince Vaughn is almost as bad an actor as Paul walker was. Same cheesy/awkward/cringy acting as will ferrel. At least Vince and will had a couple good movies though. But they are has beens for sure. Give it up

[@r-e-s-o-n-a-n-t]

“This is empowering.” Lol

[@cheri7054]

I'm empowered to eat and pee somewhere else

[@thegentleman5409]

I like Vince Vaughn in this role. Hope he becomes a regular character.

[@glenmalesa8902]

His role is reminiscent like thay of Funkhouser

[@YesImJoeKing]

@@glenmalesa8902 I guess that's why they chose him to be a relative of Marty.

[@terryscrotum3788]

I don’t like it with celebrities, unless there playing themselves. Like how can you have Ted Danson and then Vince Vaughn is just a character, it seems odd.

[@fulldump9834]

Anthony Barwick It just works. Don't worry about it.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I'm sure he will be, he's a Funkhouser

[@BlackPanther203]

“Did you consult women on this ?” Larry: “nah” so very nonchalant LMAOOOO

[@ssokol91]

Mad props to the contractor who built these urinals for this set. I would hire that company to do any work on my house.

[@hasan_z]

set?

[@positivecrusader]

Crying laughing at the women's toilets. Good luck hiking up a skirt while holding onto the bar. No toilet paper. Zero privacy. Total fiasco! And Larry being so proud of his "dream bathroom" makes it all the more hysterical.

[@TheTibetyak]

2:51 - "Look what I've done for them". He is still waiting for his Nobel Prize.

[@SemperSalam]

It’s so great. This may be one of the funniest things I’ve watched in quite a while.

[@joefelice5062]

I used to think Larry was sane... then I saw that ladies room.

[@danzam40]

Not to mention there’s no way for handicapped people to use those bathrooms.

[@willwalker6894]

@@danzam40 Yea, I doubt Wendy Wheelchair will be going there anytime soon.

[@JulezWinnfield]

Only Vince Vaughn can pull off a Howie Mandel OCD joke with a straight face.

[@CrazyMunky84]

I love the addition of Vince Vaughn's character. A lot of people are upset he's not playing himself but I think he's perfect in this role.

[@KingoftheJuice18]

If he played himself he wouldn't own a mattress store....

[@bustinarant]

@@KingoftheJuice18 Coulda had a Vaughan's Futon spite-store though

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

Yeah he's great. It's a little weird when anybody famous is not playing themselves.

[@ProudPapaJD]

Wait, he’s not playing himself!?!? 😂😂

[@stefs7141]

He's the same in every role

[@gomezaddams4347]

The women’s toilet made me laugh out loud. Grab the bar and squat!

[@cheri7054]

Not so funny for me. That would hurt and my pants would get all dirty. Very funny

[@jlyn9047]

I can’t squat. I’m not a cat, I’d pee all over myself.

[@vep8434]

@@cheri7054 i hate to be that guy but thats the whole point...they're idiots...well mostly Larry...Vince saw through it right away

[@DefaultName-du3kr]

@@jlyn9047 Hold the bar and squat. It's empowering.

[@bigding8977]

Larry knows what women need. He really is the Steve Jobs of women's urinals.

[@JOrtiz-gc2dl]

What a PROFOUND statement from Larry, "I'd rather have no customer than a defecator". Pure genius and comedic insanity.

[@mickdooley8994]

Why does everyone use ‘genius’ on these clips? Yeah it’s funny. You could say clever, even. But ‘genius’, don’t you think that’s a little...hyperbolic?

[@ctdieselnut]

@@mickdooley8994 agreed. People love to overstate things. Someone makes a stupid throwaway remark, comments section; totally freaking hilarious, epic, god level comedic genius. Sorry to be a buzzkill but its a bit of a pet peeve. Exaggerating cheapens when those words are legitimately called for. Louis ck has a joke about this. Eh, whatever. Rant over.

[@JamalFuckinKilla]

Ha! I read defector...

[@JOrtiz-gc2dl]

@@mickdooley8994 BlahhhhFingBLAH. Let people write or talk their minds dude, respectfully sir.

[@JOrtiz-gc2dl]

@@ctdieselnut I will be polite, this kind of humor is not for everyone as many of us do suffer at the hands of the general citizens stupidity on a daily basis and we as civil gentiles must behave accordingly. All in all, since you're a good oleboy, I'll be cool since we are on the same side. Lastly, could be worse, we could have evolved into soy loving sensitive nance's as mich dooley (commented above), with a severe lack of a sex life, sense of humor and most probably given the law of average loves watching the TV SHOW FRIENDS...................with his diabetic cat, pure speculation.

[@79thump8]

Vince is morphing into Christopher Walken.

[@agriswold2009]

79 thump he’s so good😂

[@Ill06Taco]

enPOWERing

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@Justin Time no is a fucking word you sound more intelligent if you say that word

[@graphicbars6553]

sam spade Don’t rate The Deer Hunter, no?

[@roisinodonnell4418]

😂🤣😂

[@mysticstylez5854]

"Howie Mandel and his family everyday?" hahahaha!

[@incarswetrust]

“Where’s the can” “No such thing” “Then you’ll lose customers.” “Who cares? I’d rather have a no coffee buyer than a defecator”. I died, 😂

[@incarswetrust]

Justin Time absolutely!! Lol.

[@jacksonmojela6770]

😁😁😁

[@KitC916]

Mamy places seem to think this way with "Restrooms for Customers Only" garbage... Let me go without a damn code like an adult!

[@toddmg]

@@KitC916 we could have public toilets like a civilized society.

[@999titu]

"That's empowering " such a Vince Vaughan line

[@clareflattery8720]

Can you imagine having to squat down like that next to a total stranger with no stalls I'm dying

[@stuboy13]

Very funny. But imagine whipping your penis out whilst often literally rubbing elbows with men on both sides, in a long line of men at a trough.

[@thomasmclaughlin3296]

It’s called boot camp. No big deal after awhile

[@danthemankhan]

It's what they do in Asia.

[@joebermuda6452]

The signs at his coffee shop actually highlighted “ no wobbly tables” 😂😂😂😂

[@nasserdaifallah5452]

"i rather have a no coffee buyer than a defecator" (business management 101)

[@milododd]

3:30 the way he says "they'll love this, though" is a work of art

[@chrispap4957]

I have worked most of my life in the service industry, I must say I staunchly agree with the no pooping policy...

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

People should only poop at their Home Base.

[@merits89]

The Howie Mandel and his family bit had me in tears,

[@jamesbarlow6423]

"Women don't like to sit. They've got pee envy." "This is empowering." 😅

[@bernlin2000]

"We're going to take you down, Latte Larry!!" I instantly love this character 🤣🤣 Mocha Jane!!

[@lysawoolley2113]

Larry is a futurist. Purell on every table. Yup! 2020 🤣🤣

[@sparkytoday8455]

‘Come n join me, saddle up’ 😆

[@jacquelynn2051]

"Did you consult women on this?" "No". Too funny! You'd have to be a no underwear, skirt wearing, straight shot pisser in order to use that contraption. I'm sure LD's heart was in the right place.

[@anonymousreviewer169]

How many of those criteria do you fulfill?

[@vegancandy9570]

Also you have to touch your hangs on that bar, which will be so contaminated! You’ll wipe, then put your dirty hands back on the bar, then the next person comes, picks up all the germs, then wipes, then spreads even more germs on the bar! Even if you wash your hands, you’d never feel clean! The bar would need some kind of disposable covering like they have for toilet seats?

[@TheElectricRaichu]

@@vegancandy9570 They have those for toilet seats?

[@jackjackthompson5771]

My kind of women...

[@bobdecarlo7778]

Sofar, I like your clientele profile

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

The comedy gold that will be spawned from this is absolutely endless

[@StatsMass]

With the coronavirus, Purell on every table is very upscale!

[@KevinMondello1996]

“Well I wanted to come see the colosseum before the gladiators started fighting!” - Freddy Funkhouser (Also my new favorite quote). 😅🤣

[@jacquir8331]

"I wanted to see the Colosseum before the gladiators start fighting" 💀😂😂😂

[@rickyandreou]

Funny to see Larry finally realized he can exploit his immense wealth to better indulge his petty grievances.

[@chris2423]

Great casting for Mocha Jane lol

[@hasan_z]

@Justin Time susie green??? lol

[@ethanrothstein470]

She’s Mrs. Driscoll from season 3 of Stranger Things, right?

[@KOSMICKEN09]

Reminds me of Dr. Ruth

[@cecilyerker]

I would go to Larry’s coffee shop

[@canchero724]

You're a hero, we need more squatters over sitters.

[@MWorsa]

As long as you’re not a defecator.

[@cecilyerker]

Bruh I only use the bathroom at home, public restrooms in America are traumatic experiences, Larry’s bathroom included

[@tennisdude52278]

Cecily Erker But you wouldn’t have to sit on the toilet, you could squat. It’s empowering.

[@jimbarino2]

You just wouldn't go IN Larry's coffee shop.

[@jackreston8188]

"This is empowering." Best line ever.

[@fuferito]

Shouldn't Larry's shop be called, "Whatever Vanilla Bullshit"?

[@SuperOldShows]

Or just 'Milk and Coffee'!

[@terryscrotum3788]

Latte Larry’s Cafe ala Bullshit ?

[@fuferito]

@@SuperOldShows, What a drink! Who would have thought?

[@mervinprone]

You’re a true fan lol. That’s from back in the day.

[@ankh-ef-en-khonsu3274]

vanilla bullshit things

[@kristjanveski]

"Better prices than next door! No wobbly tables!" Good ol' fashioned mud slinging

[@hasan_z]

..and dry scones!

[@seth210]

I love Vince Vaughn

[@Sandshark17]

He needs an inventor for an auto-heating cup, yet he somehow invented the worlds worst toilets.

[@ajmosutra7667]

Believe me, there are worse toilets in europe... Likejust a literal hole in a dent in a room. Its BIZARRE

[@PeterLambert2211]

Vince Vaughn killed me here 🤣

[@Phoney.Baloney]

In Australia the position he’s doing in the ladies is termed “kagarooin it”

[@MrWhitmen1981]

hello sunshine I thought it was a reverse kanga

[@joshuahansen6729]

Aww fuck yea

[@bobdecarlo7778]

Oy vey

[@NolanSullivan-d8v]

“Champ. Mattress Champ.” *Belt flash motion*

[@michaelburke7742]

Love that Vince Vaughn is on the show. Larry knows no boundaries when it comes to comedy. Everyone is invited.

[@andymccloskey8039]

2:58 For some reason I noticed how easy he moved the toilet over lmao

[@ezekielcamarador494]

I like Larry s toilet invention

[@noluthando6757]

The one for ladies is horrible

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

@@noluthando6757 "did you consult women on this?" Dismissive shrug. "No." The story of design for women!!

[@noluthando6757]

Lena Wagenfuehr That’s my LD😂

[@starbuck26]

"I feel like I'm talking to Howard Hughes just before the nails go big."

[@lil11113]

The tour of the bathrooms has gotta be one of my all time favourite clips from curb

[@rustemsadvakassov5866]

I love that Larry banned Mocha Jane as well =))) hilarious!

[@matthewschumm1836]

"look what I've done for them" the idea that the part of his coffee shop that he puts the most effort into by far is reinventing the modern bathroom

[@samslara]

The fact that there are two squat lady's urinals without a privacy barrier is hilarious. The new social etiquette this must create...

[@rohanmac2139]

“I love the feeling here.. my legs are killing me”

[@jimhays2772]

The way larry says "no " when asked if he consulted women on the urinal design is funny.

[@Aliavin]

Purell at every table! Larry was prepared beforehand.

[@dldave1978]

lol...”Purell at every table...”. Timely.

[@cfg7777]

Will Susie approve the ladies toilet that Larry invented? Somehow I doubt it.

[@cayenneman08]

2:20 Where's the shitter!🤣

[@Appppy]

Freddy: "Where do the pants go?" Larry:"hfieishdjridncbsjksnfj" 😂

[@cashcarti8351]

That Howie germ joke was funny asf , great punch

[@GIBBO4182]

The signs on the shop window!!! Better prices than next door. No wobbly tables

[@tonygrowley5275]

"And the pants go where?" ah ah ah what ever they do with them" Seems like a huge flaw...

[@austinbutterfield5276]

You don’t want to stay longer than a pee time, you know I don’t wanna stay here all day 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gwenyfred1743]

‘Did you consult women on this’? ‘Nah’ 😁

[@jennycalabrano]

Larry David and Vince Vaughn complement each other very well

[@tshep1174]

“Look what I’ve done for them.” Hahahaha

[@NorthWalesKid]

Larry is so rich that he can set up a coffee shop that he doesn’t have to worry about whether it succeeds or fails just so he can win an argument with Mocca Joe

[@pineapplepizza4016]

You can take a pee and work your legs at the same time, brilliant!

[@ServantofGod07]

The women's toilets are going to be Latte's downfall

[@TheDarkPorkins]

Im looking forward to the final episode to see what all goes wrong at Latte Larry's Grand Opening lol

[@k4ir0s]

@@TheDarkPorkins I imagine the urinal door will close shut while a guy's using it. And a woman will fall in the toilet

[@Doc-hp5wf]

What if the bar gets off the wall

[@lewiscarter1229]

It’s weird when famous people don’t play themselves in this show.

[@kcmichelson4528]

Especially in a show where most ppl are playing themselves lol

[@83Henno]

People are forgetting VV is playing funkhousers relative. Bob Einstein was relatively famous and didn’t play himself on the show

[@anewagora]

"he's an inventor he's supposed to be eccentric, my guy used to go mountain climbing naked!" Great 😂😂

[@tonygichengo4817]

Marconi as in "Guglielmo Marconi" the inventor

[@jimblack8027]

The Windsor Center is located at 19010 Ventura Blvd in Los Angeles. The space where Mocha Joe's (19022) and Latte Larry's (19024) is portrayed is between the T&T Nail Spa (19020) and the Botox Laser Filler (19028) store.

[@projectedthoughts6046]

Can only imagine how furious Larry would be if someone else parked in the disabled spot! 😂

[@Justanopinionnooffense]

"Did you consult women on this?" "No" I can't even!😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@m_e_nash]

lmao @ those toilets for the ladies

[@gennehring1]

"Look what I've done for them...."

[@kotchstevens2321]

This is a blast..I love these guys..so funny..

[@Mo.Fa.]

"I'm so proud of these boys" lol

[@MrWillman66]

I love how helpful that squirt of Purell would be right now! Larry saw COVID-19 coming

[@andrewh5457]

Larry David is a genius.

[@moreme40]

Where do the pants go ? I dunno, whatever they do with them lol

[@PatrickMHoey]

Turning out to be my favorite season of Curb.

[@jeistarGames]

the acting vince gives off is that he is knowingly wasting his time and money on larry just to say he did it

[@glenmalesa8902]

Mocha Jane general behavior is like that of Jewish mother. But Joe is of Latin descent

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Maybe he's Sephardic...

[@cecilyerker]

Lena Wagenfuehr I love Sephardic music.

[@irenemax3574]

Glen Malesa All the mothers in the world get the same training; it’s non-denominational.

[@mydogsioux]

Not a lot of differences between the two.

[@CoolGobyFish]

there are a ton of jewish Latinos. especially in South America

[@James_Bowie]

"I'd rather have a new coffee buyer than a defecator."

[@ikigai47]

*NO coffee buyer

[@2006glg]

No Coffee Buyer vs. A Defecator 👏🏾👏🏾 Larry would rather lose money on his business than let someone take a shit. 🤣🤣

[@harryjohnsonperu724]

1:40 , This is the exact sound when you squeeze Purell

[@lucawario2735]

Vince Vaughn: I know a guy The inventor is from Dodgeball too lol

[@actuallyjc]

The 'squatter' is an amazing idea!

[@floridagator1765]

My favorite scene of the season! I could not stop laughing😂😂😂

[@TheyForcedMyHandLE]

"...used to go mountain climbing naked...nuttier the better" nice one

[@cholt9876]

3:26 funniest part

[@mrabrasive51]

When Larry pulled in there were other parking spaces!!..details,details!..Susie and Vince found a spot!?

[@crondonjohnson4128]

I love how he won't have people shitting in his establishment. Honestly not a bad idea.

[@jeebs621]

Yay Vince Vaughn is back I’m glad

[@ravioli2389]

No sit......they squat !!! 😯😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomservo5007]

amazin hiow many future subjects Larry touched upon this season ... the non-handshake because the other person could be sick, the hand sanitizer on every table, and Ted Danson's General Lee movie

[@greglopez8206]

The bones are great! 😂😂