Curb your enthusiasm - Larry gets 'punched' (season 8 episode 2)

[@jasmeg2844]

I almost forgot that Larry used to be bothered by Leon staying in his house for no good reason. Fast forward to season 10 and now he's just around, lol.

[@Kickex]

Tho Larry being scared of Leon was the best era

[@HankBukowski]

No good reason? 🤣

[@Bob-zo6fy]

He lives in the out house now so Larry can get some sleep

[@empire0]

"who could fuck her up!? Me and you couldn't take that bitch!" lol

[@Scamparoo77]

the way Leon pushes open the curtains

[@chibz92]

Fucking Voila!!!

[@AxxinTheSupernova]

lol

[@you2449]

Funniest thing to me is that the Doc has no trouble believing that Larry and Leon are a "couple." He's probably seen it all.

[@VivendonaAmericaBrasil]

you2449 LoL but the scenario seems to be that they are a couple

[@RumbleFish69]

you2099 Why would he have trouble? Why would anyone have trouble? This is the world we live in and anyone could be a couple. No one should have any trouble believing anyone is a couple.

[@omgitsabean15]

Destroyer of Agendas maybe because Larry is a millionaire and Leo was dressed and acting like ghetto trash?

[@RumbleFish69]

@@omgitsabean15 Ghetto trash? What is ghetto trash exactly? I was born and raised in the Bronx, but I grew up to be very successful and wealthy. However, I can tell you that I also dress like what you would call ghetto trash. So basically you're saying that what a person wears determines who the are as a person? I once walked in to an Acura dealership looking like shit, like I normally do, but with the intention of purchasing a brand new loaded MDX. I spoke to a sales person for 5 minutes explaining what I wanted when he turn and told a woman and her husband that he would be with them in a bit. That is when I realized he was not taking me seriously. So, I thanked him for his time and I left. I then went across the street where I purchased a brand new loaded Grand Cherokee for $55K. As soon as I was done, you're damn right I went back to the Acura dealership to let that guy know what his judgment of people cost him! It cost him a lot because the MDX I wanted was nearly $70K! You see, you're no different from that sales guy. You judge people by their appearance and you think that makes you smart of correct in your assumptions. Having wealth means that I often shop in commission-based places...And when I do, I always laugh at these people, who are like you, that walk by and don't even ask if I need help. It's when I go to register with $1,500 worth of merchandise those same people who ignored me, now feel stupid! Still that is not even the biggest satisfaction for me...That comes when they asked me which sales person helped me and I gladly reply, "no one!" And yes, I also make sure to tell them that I will check the receipt to ensure that they did not give my sale to some undeserving piece of shit, so they can split it later. People who judge others by appearance deserve the shit they get...and you will get the same soon enough. Not from me, but from someone you wrongly judge! It's only a matter of time!

[@mauriciokrebs2913]

@@RumbleFish69 less cofee, please

[@uknownada]

This is the only time Larry ever honestly accepts personal responsibility, and it got an innocent man arrested. Lmao

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

"Sir, you match the description" lol

[@felixicon]

ZorbaTheDutch heard that b4

[@danielcollin8227]

Well when the description is only one word...

[@TheBehm08]

Daniel Collin pleasant?

[@cal31BRIAN23]

Black. Lol

[@jcnot9712]

ZorbaTheDutch the funny thing is that the “description” was probably just Leon’s last name.

[@randazzs]

“I said something I shouldn’t have said and I deserved it.”

[@begalthegreat]

The doctor tried hard to save Larry from his “gay lover”.

[@you2449]

It happens. :-/

[@bluesky6985]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[@lukejposadas]

You a long with the majority of people assume that domestic abuse implies someone is in a relationship. That is not how it works, you just have to be sharing a residence. Domestic abuse can be filed on roommates, you just have to be sharing a domicile with someone, hence the "domestic" phrasing/

[@Onigirli]

@@lukejposadas I know but there's the blatant "I love you" exchange between them which I don't think they've ever said before so I think the joke absolutely is leaning into them being seeing as a couple

[@dj-flights7376]

The episode when Leon’s family leaves and Larry tries to give him the hint to leave too: “So I guess this means you’ll be…” “Goin’ upstairs to eat this fuckin’ Chinese food.”

[@setheldridge329]

3 different misconceptions in 1 scene. Beautiful writing!

[@kingjames460]

best show ever and best duo ever larry and leon !

[@frederickguerin1484]

KING JAMES 100% correct

[@JR-wj9bh]

Next to LD and Richard Lewis

[@Mvila23]

"I know. I'm sorry.... But I'm fuckin hungry right now." LMAO

[@whataloadofbollox]

that is so cleverly written, but then so are most of his sketches !

[@Liamkiernan59]

They’re not actually written, all improv. Larry David just writes and outline of the show, but not the individual lines.

[@んや-s7z]

God how’d I just find Larry David, this guy is a genius.

[@parrogakaparadise9477]

んや I’m envious of you being about to see so much ridiculously hilarious stuff. LD’s the best.

[@garysimmons3166]

Yes. I am very happy you found him. He was lost for a really really really long time

[@parrogakaparadise9477]

Gary Simmons 🤣🤣🤣

[@regworld1167]

You are kidding right?

[@SeekTheLordJesusChrist7]

んや Same here man. I’ve known about him but never watched the show. Think I’m gonna start

[@justgivemethetruth]

I just love the turn-around on this and how the doctor follows all his procedure and wreaks havoc in so many lives.

[@Charles-Pettibone]

i died at "he's being moved to a safehouse'

[@melodiefrances3898]

That would have made some great scenes actually.

[@justgivemethetruth]

Hahaha, I have to admit Larry can really think up so hugely funny situations and this is one of the best.

[@ke228]

The curtain pull back was beautiful.

[@joeru9208]

And looking the doctor up and down before demanding money!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@pottytheparrot310]

He's never gonna get rid of Leon.

[@sgreen4865]

People would stop watching. Leon was a great addition to the show

[@SuperRocketKnight]

Leon joining Curb was like DeVito joing Always Sunny. The perfect addition.

[@robrick9361]

It would be hilarious if one episode we learn that Leon has been doing this for decades, jumping from one lonely old rich man to another when the last one dies or had enough of him. Larry gets into a competition for Leon when his last rich guy wants him back.

[@ignaciomartinez8501]

"The Poochie" that worked

[@shashishekhar----]

@@SuperRocketKnight deVito was a bad addition bro, in fact a negation.

[@carlplz00001]

You fit the description ...! Black male, between 5’4” & 6’3”.... 🙄😂 😂

[@basehead617]

The funniest episode of Curb.. I've finally decided. "I don't know where you were living before.. but this has to be a step up.."

[@JaneAlison008]

Imagine actually Larry in a safe house haha

[@mlu007]

Never thought a misunderstanding about domestic violence could be so funny 🤣

[@melodiefrances3898]

Me either. And I'm a survivor ...

[@nacho_ncam]

"he knows my mother's maiden name",😂😂

[@dinkthroughball]

i love when larry says hes gonna find out why shes there and leon goes "shit" cause he knows hes in trouble haha

[@adlofheltirchiefadvisortot40]

lol he actually fell... 😭 this is hilarious

[@percussionjamz6704]

when leon came into this show on air I had no idea he would have me dying laughing every time he shows up.

[@SandrineAnterrion]

Sir you match the description of someone who's been reported for domestic battery at this address...

[@dejpsyd0421]

The ‘funniest thing’ is Leon sauntering in with his burger and fries right after the other guy was arrested! LOL 😂

[@jaymanuel3396]

This episode was hilarious! Felt so bad for the black guy that was just trying to do the right thing!

[@sirrunabout74]

"Excuse me. We're-" "I need some money"

[@gtsound12]

Leon loves him some Panda Express 😂

[@jakep1979]

Leon is a moocher just like Kramer was, if you feed him he will never leave!!!

[@HeatherHotcakes]

Just like Cheryl was

[@waterkeeper03]

This is a good spin on a played out storyline.... Larry David is a genius.

[@Woadyn]

Knock knock.."Youuhooo!!" Only Larry would say that shit lol

[@atibbo]

@huppert24 I think Larry's interactions with Leon and Richard Lewis are the funniest! They both need to be in the show more.

[@deelewis5560]

They are

[@edwinmunoz7967]

I want a Leon in my life

[@Schneider624]

negativeletter LOL! Best answer!!

[@findus8269]

hahaha

[@drServitis]

I just thumbs upped your comment because it was very funny. Thank you. The end.

[@MichaelGrey11]

Leon is the black Kramer lmao

[@jesseperez3086]

He has Larry's back! Remember when he beat up cancer patient cause he thought he was skinhead

[@Sinisterkid34]

The premise of Leon living at Larry’s house is so fucking funny to me.

[@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293]

He's so genius I physically can't handle it sometimes.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

You won the brown nose contest of this comment section.

[@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293]

@@Zodroo_Tint You won the ulcerated, constipated, socially-maladjusted and most unnecessarily combative comment of the week. The medal ceremony is at 4pm tomorrow, please wear clean underwear and shine your shoes. Congratulations! 🥇🏆🥳🎉

[@letXeqX]

@@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 I don't think he has clean underwear, so no prize? shame.

[@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293]

@@letXeqX 😆👍💯💯

[@letXeqX]

@@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 🥲sad. no prize. 👍

[@lonelygnome1]

He knows my mother's maiden name!

[@VivendonaAmericaBrasil]

Leon swinging the snack machine LoL he's so funny..love you Larry lol

[@RamManNo1]

I’m going to start announcing my self “Yoo-hoo” lol!!!

[@kaaajeee]

what can you say, he matched the description perfectly.

[@sirrunabout74]

"I know, I am sorry...But I am fuckin' hungry right now"

[@AL13NM]

Yeah I love you too! Great together those two!

[@Madhouse_beatz]

0:27 Leon knew Larry was about to get fucked up lol

[@spacepopeXIV]

Oh my fucking god, this is the funniest shit, I forgot that about ending scene, so genius.

[@anydaynow]

This clip has me wanting to watch this show now. Here I go.

[@morris3272]

Put that shit on my fukin tab

[@philipmalaby8172]

Gonna have to send off to NASA to calculate that tab.

[@benjamintrevino325]

I binge watch an hour of these clips and it's like watching a full episode, even though they're from different episodes and different seasons. Still makes sense.

[@basehead617]

The way the doctor looks at Leon rofl

[@sandrahammond7314]

He makes me not take life so serious. In fact he mocks...love it!

[@VENGEFULHEXX]

Leon with the dad new balances. Like a father to Larry.

[@Liberal_US_Army_Vet]

The writing on this show is what's make it such a comedic gem

[@gutsfinky]

"He knows my mother's maiden name!" That's pretty handy when you're trying to change account passwords. Lol.

[@crispy6311]

He needed to fire her anyways, she was putting dirty clothes straight into the dryer.

[@ToeKnife166]

Crispy she doesn’t work for him, she is a battered woman just using his laundry room.

[@んや-s7z]

Mossimo Tiberi makes fucking sense boys

[@LokiTheClever]

@@ToeKnife166 A supposedly battered woman I mean shes gotta be like 350 lbs at least so he's got a good point

[@HeatherHotcakes]

The comedic poetry of this episode is perfection!

[@jtridexter]

Man this is hilarious, larry is a genius writer!

[@kennylangley1997]

Now, that's how quickly it gets out of hand.

[@drServitis]

Does Larry have a different house in every episode?

[@jonhipolito807]

drServitis you mean season?

[@calvin3005]

They have to keep changing houses because of neighbors complaining when filming, residents wanting their house back etc.

[@victormcdaniel4669]

Larry David's safe house would be on Jupiter.

[@samuelrobertson1567]

I've never laughed so hard in my life!

[@daniel.j9062]

Mr David moved to safe house? lol 😆 🤣

[@maryvalentyne2553]

$40 for fruit chews lmao 😂

[@melodiefrances3898]

Omigod the best part is that he fell without being touched.

[@DemocracyManifest]

Leon living his best life

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

Don't they call does shirts wife-beaters in America?

[@Sinisterkid34]

Octavian Caesar Hibernicus those types yeah, inferring that the people that wear those beat their wives. Mainly referring to southern people

[@timbooth7581]

Southern people!? No way. They're mainly worn by fat Italians in Boston that smell like garlic and have spaghetti stains everywhere. Bunch of chumps that think the Sopranos was real life and say, "Eh, yo, forget about it." all the time.

[@russianman07]

Blacks wear wife beaters primarily

[@justinf8167]

@@timbooth7581 lol Jesus why the hate on us Italians

[@RedbadofFrisia]

@@Sinisterkid34 you just had to get that dig in there?

[@JamaicaDancehallTV]

season 9 needs to be in the works....

[@musicpianoman]

They are returning for a 9th season.

[@drServitis]

Yep, new season coming out this year!

[@pottytheparrot310]

drServitis Date announced October 1st

[@KidMoon23]

@huppert24 He really does, I wish he went to NYC with Larry. Could've had an amazing confrontation with Gervais.

[@carlo88moe]

love leon, confounding stereotypes left and right...well, mostly just the one about black people loving chicken, leon's eaten Panda Express every time i see him on here lol

[@boosteddaily1294]

Panda smacks

[@kindadecent9754]

@@boosteddaily1294 nah man that shit tastes like it was microwaved. Dry skinny noodles and shit

[@TheMissfriss]

Ha ha, I love Leon.

[@jorgeledesma2418]

They all look alike, met his description.

[@conorgreenwood7259]

"He knows my mother's maiden name"😂

[@JarrettMazza]

"Fruit juice! You know how bad those are for your teeth?!"

[@falconeasel6293]

The first cop is my friend Will. We went to art school together. So great to see him on this show!

[@yemalad1.]

I love how accurate they portrayed American cops 😆

[@Blaqsnake]

Larry and Leon play so well off each other

[@Momo-hh6er]

Damn my consequences line up just like Larry David lol

[@citizen1163]

HILARIOUS & totally believeable! LOVE CYE! Here in London..January 2019 Thanks for posting!

[@whyyoutrippindeebo3514]

“Can’t you see I’m in pain here??!!”

[@davemustaki134]

I hate how doc's need to know everything tell them you got a runny nose they do an all over blood test exam urine the works lol

[@syourke3]

Hysterical! Brilliant!

[@amp4105]

one of the funniest setups in the show

[@Evan-gi1hs]

leon has never taken an L in his life.

[@robbieclark7828]

This is fucking brilliant

[@snoop4470]

She's putting dry dirty clothes into the dryer.

[@AfaanOromostock-]

Mistaken identity omg.. they got the wrong guy..😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

[@TheGooglyminotaur]

My name is Larry. I live on the 2nd floor. I live upstairs from you.

[@davemartinez4143]

Larry David and JB what a team

[@sssniperwolfpack597]

The dude that got arrested seems to have been typecast as a simp.lol

[@havu2236]

This season was in 2011 and he still has a 10" tube tv in the kitchen.

[@tangobango9653]

Larry David is truly a funny man.

[@judet2006]

I was in college with the girl who plays Dell. Her name is Jen Kober and she's hilarious

[@paulvato]

And I'm friends with Jerry Minor!

[@HalloFusilli]

I love that God dammit at the end.

[@deadlypotatoes]

It’s a joke, but cops arrest people for the wrong reasons all the time. To make matters even worse; it does not help if you are black or hispanic.

[@kumarprasad152]

Can anyone tell me what is song/music from 3:21 to the end

[@TrezTacos5280]

He hits the vending machine... classic.

[@Muilisxx]

Larry david is awesome. Larry is the gold watch of the show but leon is the diamonds.

[@TheBattProductions]

Can we talk about the flamboyant way Leon smacks the snack machine? Brilliant

[@peacesearcher4598]

Larry gets beat up even when he doesn't get hit.