"How do you know prayer doesn't work?" "Because I am BALD!" Gotta say, that's a brilliant response.
@doctorsteve94762 жыл бұрын
that line made me laugh out loud.....
@benkenobi6152 жыл бұрын
It's the way he says it with such disdain. 😂😂😂
@ricdavid74762 жыл бұрын
i am 68 years old and went bald in my teens and i used to be a believer in prayer that was the best line i think i have ever heard
@ksmooth19732 жыл бұрын
Completely and totally agree with that statement some people are so cursed with freaking hair loss, or if you are on chemo Its a nightmare for men and unless you have the right big round face you wont look good with a shaved head. It has killed my self confidence i really respect Larry for dealing with it like he has.
@aurumble2 жыл бұрын
@@ricdavid7476 judging by your other comments on this very channel you are not 68 years old
@michaelweston22852 жыл бұрын
Larry is the world's foremost expert in having a hostile, awkward conversation with someone and then immediately starting a new topic with that same person as if the previous topic never happened.
@chrisallwhite2 жыл бұрын
I love it 😂
@Jvclyn2 жыл бұрын
@Franklin Garage same
@jonmann4980 Жыл бұрын
Truly a skill to strive for 😂
@l3igl2eaper Жыл бұрын
Did you say Ben Laden? Sounds like a Jewish shirtmaker in Manhattan. "Yeah, I got this at Ben Laden's."
@elisepti360111 ай бұрын
@@Jvclynwe j
@batgurrl2 жыл бұрын
How do you know prayers don’t work? Because I’m Bald. Can’t argue with Larry’s logic.
@david-pb4bi2 жыл бұрын
That’s what turned me atheist.
@batgurrl2 жыл бұрын
@@david-pb4bi 😂😂
@pralinesouffle2 жыл бұрын
@soomstrategist Larry's hair is a thing of the past
@batgurrl2 жыл бұрын
@@pralinesouffle that was fucking funny😂😂
@johnwohara2 жыл бұрын
@soomstrategist Not quite. Atheism is the fastest growing segment in the US in terms of religiosity.
@PrimarchX2 жыл бұрын
Let me get this straight. Larry will go to extraordinary lengths to replace a Klansman's robe he spilled coffee on but won't give a friend a shirt in a good faith exchange?
@MoTivexMuSiC2 жыл бұрын
Not a two tone, out of the question
@NightMedicine2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@dasikakn2 жыл бұрын
The klansman was an outreach project
@yomeroca Жыл бұрын
You guys missed the subtext of the klansman set of episodes. And that was that "professionalism and professional courtesy" trumps ideology or other feelings. LD respected the "professional" dedication of the Klansman, and he felt it was his, also professional, duty of making it up to him (he was going to give such a fantastic, bespoke robe that it would get him invited by the wizard for dinner. It turns it is actually the most normal of human interactions and transactions. It only appears absurd and surreal to us because normal society breaks up under hatred and deserved reaction., That is why it is comedy. And that is why it works. As to Vaughn's shirt, it is inconsequential to anybody, really.
@ksmooth19738 ай бұрын
I wouldnt give a man that rich anything either of course Larry is way richer. Rich people are such d bags lmao
@TheBiggerDavo2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that he likes the rabbits foot idea but hard pass on the praying
@mattbergseid91962 жыл бұрын
More science to back up the rabbits foot....
@DefaultName-hs6gd2 жыл бұрын
You won’t need science where you’re going though.
@dasikakn2 жыл бұрын
He has not tried the rabbits foot yet and wanted to give it a chance. He already knows prayer doesn’t work.
@Hrogthar Жыл бұрын
At least we know the rabbits foot exists lol
@VA-gu1jq Жыл бұрын
@@DefaultName-hs6gdAnd where’s that, dingus?
@CrazyMunky842 жыл бұрын
How in the hell are 5 foot 9 140 pound Larry David and 6'5 220 pound Vince Vaughn even close to the same shirt size?
@abrahamlincoln97582 жыл бұрын
with prayer
@CrazyMunky842 жыл бұрын
@@abrahamlincoln9758 Well then why doesn't Larry have a full head of hair?
@ctdieselnut2 жыл бұрын
@@abrahamlincoln9758 should you be concerning yourself with such trivial matters? Dont you have an assassin to watch out for? I hate to be the bearer of bad news but things don't end well for you.
@mightilyoats27292 жыл бұрын
VInce Vaughn only being 220 at his age and in this show is absolutely laughable, which actually makes your point even stronger.
@CrazyMunky842 жыл бұрын
@@mightilyoats2729 Fair enough! 245? Or do you think higher?
@StefveoX Жыл бұрын
Blaming your friend for lending you his favorite shirt which you destroyed is so rich lmao
@fliprodriguez52502 жыл бұрын
“It looks like you were part of a house birth!” 😂
@JM-fc9gm2 жыл бұрын
I died
@roodick852 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@matthewrammig2 жыл бұрын
Home birth
@fliprodriguez52502 жыл бұрын
@@matthewrammig same shit
@Gilliganfrog2 жыл бұрын
@@fliprodriguez5250: "We're going HOUSE" doesn't mean shit, whereas "We're going HOME" is crystal clear. "House birth" sounds like a music genre. The term is HOME BIRTH. Tighten up your shit bro, your vocab game is weak AF.
@thermalchill Жыл бұрын
Vince Vaughn is simply great in this scene.
@jimmyc66862 жыл бұрын
Freddie is my favorite character after Larry. I love when they are together
@jennycalabrano2 жыл бұрын
Same, my two favorite characters too ☺️👍
@benjamindoverr3455 Жыл бұрын
I've never been a bit fan of Vince Vaughn, until Curb. He's a great addition.
@aglebob2 жыл бұрын
"It looks like you were part of a home birth or something" lmao
@AH-gk6qs2 жыл бұрын
Often I can see things from Larry's point of view, but the shirt thing is outrageous.
@danyoutube74917 ай бұрын
I'm on the other side; if you lend someone a shirt, especially for dinner, there is a risk of a stain. One can hardly go through the evening fretting about getting anything on the shirt, it would ruin the whole date. Lending his favourite shirt is especially unwise.
@adamcotton21212 жыл бұрын
"I would submit it's as big a waste of time as watching the Kardashians." Perfect.
@tredinyamoore37162 жыл бұрын
😂
@jennycalabrano2 жыл бұрын
Ikr, I'm already taking note of this sentence to quote it 😄
@Wisconsin_Local_139_Crane_Guy2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never disagreed with Larry’s response in 20 years, until now! He should have given Vince his favorite shirt..
@Nerkin6102 жыл бұрын
I think he should’ve bought another shirt just like that one, or at least very similar. It’s not like he’s hard on money, and it was not his decision to get Freddie’s favourite shirt, since he had no idea that it was.
@riobrasilsambashowssambist14532 жыл бұрын
Totally agree, it was a fair compromise!
@1voiceCriesOut2 жыл бұрын
Nope his solution to buy another shirt was sufficient
@ssnoc2 жыл бұрын
You never give up a two-tone
@colmwhateveryoulike32402 жыл бұрын
YOU'VE NEVER DISAGREED WITH LARRY DAVID UNTIL NOW!!??!!??!!?? 😮😮😮
@toddmurphy664 Жыл бұрын
"What do we do, How do we get out of this" LOL!! Love that part. Freddie (Vince) is hysterical. This ruins his appetite! So good!
@DOPEdwarf2 жыл бұрын
"because I'm bald" LMFAO
@sg6392 жыл бұрын
Joel Fleischman! God, how I used to love Northern Exposure.
@loris17742 жыл бұрын
Vince Vaughn is so funny. 🤣🤣
@hotatp2 жыл бұрын
“What do we do? How do we get out of this?” Lol
@writenamehere00002 жыл бұрын
3:09 HAHAHAHAHAh "what do we do, how do we get out of this" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
@Morale_Booster Жыл бұрын
"you never put soap on the fabric like this" is one of my favorite line deliveries ever
@deejayjacobs20186 ай бұрын
How do you know prayers don't work 'because I'm bald' that's gold😂😂😂
@emv12372 жыл бұрын
"Pray for him" "Ehhhhhhhh" 😂😂😂😂
@jonmann4980 Жыл бұрын
I’m a Christian but Larry’s point about praying “oh Larry David prayed” always makes me laugh
@benjamindoverr3455 Жыл бұрын
He makes a point.
@listrahtes Жыл бұрын
This whole concept comes from a time people thought a flash was gods anger and a flood meant neighbours wife has cheated and should be stoned to death. . You have to be braindead to think there is god's receptionist waiting for your mumbling and sending out ordered healings. But a prayer can be a powerful meditative tool and help people getting a quiet,self appreciating moment .
@tiasara5967 Жыл бұрын
It’s a truly brilliant thought.
@newyou62109 ай бұрын
Honestly I think in this universe if god exists, he would be a petty mfker and save the said person just to mess with Larry David
@plwadodveeefdv7 ай бұрын
@@newyou6210 if he does exist he's definitely a petty mf and an asshole too
@hughdunbar98232 жыл бұрын
"I would submit it's as big of a waste fo time as watching the Kardashians'. OMG...
@AnasCreativeCorner2 жыл бұрын
"Say sorry with a two-tone". Lmao
@xlyg3432 жыл бұрын
The music is a cast member itself in this show.
@EyeTunz2 жыл бұрын
I prayed for Season 11 of Curb Your Enthusiasm so obviously prayers work.
@bencavallero67766 сағат бұрын
I have a favorite shirt. Would I ever let anyone borrow it? Absolutely not. Freddy is an idiot.
@wickandde2 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda with Vince on this
@venom55521112 жыл бұрын
No,some clothes people get and love it and if its replacable even more vauleable
@Blocktoboardroom2 жыл бұрын
You never give up the two tone🤣🤣
@cuddyross5432 Жыл бұрын
I’m literally addicted to this show 😂😂😂
@jasonberg655010 ай бұрын
Get in line buddy, we all are 🙄
@funkycoldzadina2 ай бұрын
I'm with Larry. You don't loan your favorite shirt! 😂
@TheTibetyak7 ай бұрын
So wish Rob Morrow had a reoccurring role in this series.
@robertocolanzi2 жыл бұрын
"Because I'm bald" is an argument that should be used more frequently by atheists.
@Resist_Oppression2 жыл бұрын
Haha, because we know they are bald, right?🤔
@ctdieselnut2 жыл бұрын
They already have enough to make a solid case. Lol
@johnwohara2 жыл бұрын
Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.
@jwil49052 жыл бұрын
@@ctdieselnut No they don't. lol
@randy44432 жыл бұрын
It is a shitty argument and highlights larry's arrogance.
@whatamidoinghere.............02 жыл бұрын
The first minute and a half of this video perfectly encapsulates Larry David's behavior.
@Straight90s2 жыл бұрын
Larry saying two-tone pleases the ears
@Hankblue2 жыл бұрын
Right?? That last ‘two-tone’ was glorious
@watkinscopicat2 жыл бұрын
might have been fun if Larry agreed to give his favourite shirt, but then just gave a different one, and Freddy did the eyeball confrontation thing Larry does to check if someone is lying
@chrisdawson17762 жыл бұрын
Why arent you writing this show?
@watkinscopicat2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdawson1776 Cuz Larry is much better
@user-db9vy2gh3v2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdawson1776 because it's mostly improv
@stagna19592 жыл бұрын
You dont give you favorite shirt to anyone ! If you dont want to give your most hated shirt, ( because other guy hates it too ) give medium one, give something you dont care about. Larry knows it very well since he gave up his cabinets to Big Dog. And that was major mistake.
@cambrie79462 жыл бұрын
Nearly everyone in this show has the maturity of a 12 year old. Oh wait it's LA
@Gilliganfrog2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Oh wait it's America, the not-so-United States". We are our own worst enemies.
@claudiocorleone78562 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest scenes in curb history! Larry in a nutshell !
@Isseinoyuu Жыл бұрын
Won't even give him the last perrier and he wants the two-tone
@tonyburton5706 Жыл бұрын
My favorite comedy to ever come out of the usa and there have been many excellent contenders Taxi, Cheers, Frasier, Mash and so on.
@jamesmurray3128 Жыл бұрын
One of the many rules of a County Club is that you must wear a collared shirt. Especially in the dining room.
@christopherangeli88472 жыл бұрын
Love that crack about watching the Kardashians. Spot on...
@garibaldi548 ай бұрын
Multimillionaires getting upset about a shirt.
@Ragarnoy02 жыл бұрын
I'd loan out my favorite shirt if it was my favorite shirt I'd like a friend to wear it and show people how nice it is
@jasperkoolkid4782 жыл бұрын
The producer of the content here deserves some gratuity for the effort. Excellent!!!! I bet it drives Larry nutz!! Hip hip hooray!!!
@EricRoss578 ай бұрын
"I would submit it's as big a waste of time as watching the Kardashians." Larry, you've never been more spot on!
@moloperams Жыл бұрын
Vince is a great addition 👍
@michellek4684 Жыл бұрын
Typical answer, "I'm bald",.. too many seem to think G-d is a genie and there to grant your wishes, so pathetic. But I love Curb so so much. 🙏
@CanadianLoveKnot2 жыл бұрын
That's very biblical, eye for an eye kind of stuff.
@trs44372 жыл бұрын
Freddy lent Larry his favourite shirt and only a favourite shirt can replace it. That is logical on its face but not ethical from Larry’s standpoint. Larry’s rule is that it is a mistake to lend a favourite shirt and therefore Freddy’s demand for an equivalent is not ethically appropriate. Freddy is asking Larry to go against his principles, but Larry did not specifically ask for Freddy’s favourite shirt. Larry is therefore under no ethical obligation to part with his blue and gray two-tone.
@toolrammsteindeftones2 жыл бұрын
"Because I'm bold" lololol
@draconbacon6395 Жыл бұрын
How do you know prayers don't work ? Because I'm bald !!
@anthonymason49992 жыл бұрын
Looks like you were part of a home birth 😂 🤣 🤣
@davidjaynes7211 Жыл бұрын
Larry is a genius!
@KingMinosxxvi2 жыл бұрын
I never ever watch curb..........but I spend hours watching curb clips
@ontariobuds2 жыл бұрын
"You don't give up a two tone" 🤣
@ontariobuds2 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing at that statement. It’s like it’s a known rule.
@judeak24422 жыл бұрын
Big dog does not give up cabinets
@loualcaraz64972 жыл бұрын
Larry's not so subtle way of dissing all those who offer thoughts and prayers.
@jjstraka19822 жыл бұрын
"I would submit it's as big a waste a time as watching the Kardashians". The most true statement about prayer since George Carlin's heyday.
@jean-paulmoreau71782 жыл бұрын
Honestly glad there is finally a line about how much of a stupid show the slumming w/ the Kardashians is...and yet...they have made a fortune off of their idiocy. Go figure.
@valeriesmith32182 жыл бұрын
What ever! I Love the Kardashians and I Love Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
@valeriesmith32182 жыл бұрын
Yes. Prayer does work miracles.
@vizini26822 жыл бұрын
Jesus rose from the dead.
@johnwohara2 жыл бұрын
@@valeriesmith3218 LOL! Nothing fails like prayer.
@Willskull2 жыл бұрын
and that's why we need more Larry's in this world hahahah!
@fash93402 жыл бұрын
Man you are amazing.
@watchreport2 жыл бұрын
I love the comments debating who’s right and who’s wrong for a fictional tv show. lol.
@kompromatt-d7v Жыл бұрын
What do we do... how do we get out of this... lmao Vaughn's delivery is amazing
@blakeaghili468110 ай бұрын
- How do you know prayers don't work? - Because I am bald ! LoooOOooL
@m.rodrigolemus62242 жыл бұрын
"Looks you were part of a home birth or something".😳👈😁🤣
@TheDewaltBoy2 жыл бұрын
Every episode this man manages to ruin a garment
@DIRTY-MERLIN2 жыл бұрын
the pickle ball line XD
@maikaimakena94242 жыл бұрын
Vince and LARRY are MAGIC ❤️⚡️👊
@jakbo_ Жыл бұрын
How do you know praying doesn't work? Because I'm bald 🤣🤣🤣🤣 best line in tv
@Cryptonymicus2 жыл бұрын
Really, he should've offered to spill soy sauce on his own favorite shit. Basically the same offer made by Henry Fonda in "Failsafe" (1964).
@bryanpinto40515 ай бұрын
lady behind Larry looked at the camera at the very end
@robi6317 Жыл бұрын
Larry playing pickleball, THAT i gotta see
@chadtellevik54792 жыл бұрын
You’re awesome Vince
@Chris-kf8mx2 жыл бұрын
You never give up a two tone. Ever.
@Cukito4 Жыл бұрын
A shirt's a shirt. Get another one.
@udunn0jb2 жыл бұрын
Because I’m bald! Lolol
@joeschmoe26977 ай бұрын
It’s funny, because Larry was extremely considerate here, a normal person would just offer to give cash for the shirt, but Larry even called the company to see if he can get the shirt replaced, which is what you should do is return exactly what you got.
@bigh79727 ай бұрын
Never give up a two tone shirt…Larry David
@lsixty30 Жыл бұрын
I like the implication that prayer is for the superstitious, even though I don't believe that, it was written into the scene very well. So was Larry's flippancy, using half hearted joke replies to represent a genuine lack of faith.
@TesterAnimal110 ай бұрын
Yes. Jupiter Optimus Maximus always answers my prayers.
@LesterMoore9 ай бұрын
Unwritten but understood laws of men: Don't ruin friend's favorite shirt. Don't purposely key their ride. Don't take another man's fries. And ... and... What did I forget?🤔
@ksmooth19732 жыл бұрын
My favorites together are Richard Lewis and Larry thats gold lmao
@prestonjacobs8749 Жыл бұрын
"Ah fuck, I loved this shirt man" 😂😂
@jamesmurray31287 сағат бұрын
What club let's in the dining room without a collared shirt on?
@Homeschoolsw6 Жыл бұрын
056..." No. I joined for the Golf. "
@szeverenyiorsolya35067 ай бұрын
Have no idea why Vince Vaughn fits in this world so well,I never would have guessed... not complaining,he's pretty,pretty,prettaaay good as Funkhouser's nephew
@Matty217 Жыл бұрын
“Because I’m bald” hahaha
@neuvisean17392 жыл бұрын
He should give him Chet's shirt
@kentara_excelsior Жыл бұрын
Good call back.
@direwolf62342 жыл бұрын
'prayers don't work .. well how do you know ? .. i'm bald ' ..
@WrathMania322 жыл бұрын
"No I joined for the golf."
@jmuduke992 жыл бұрын
"Don't say sorry to me Larry, say it to Max."
@johnavellar7331 Жыл бұрын
"It looks like you were part of a home birth or something."
@trikkke112 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice he said: Because I'm bald ? Anyone ?!
@haeuptlingaberja4927 Жыл бұрын
Middle-aged men with favorite shirts and birthday parties, etc--fookin' hilarious.
@flickwtchr Жыл бұрын
The still photo at the end of the video looks a bit like Steve Jobs doing a new product roll out.
@kristinamusantejd7352 жыл бұрын
“It looks like you were part of a home birth”. 😂😂😂
@Mo.Fa.2 жыл бұрын
I personally never risk and no way I'd loan my fav shirt to even my brother, but I know people who don't give a damn and would do that, including my brother lol