Curb Your Enthusiasm - Kamikaze Pilot

Kamikaze Bingo

[@thegentleman1541]

"Jesus! this kamikaze business isn't for me, I think maaaybe I'll go back to base." Lmao

[@Pat4ever.]

The hand motion makes it perfect

[@XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone]

TheGentleman Donald Trump: "he's a hero because he got captured. I prefer people who don't get captured."

[@theblackjfk8190]

TheGentleman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anthonydooleyii7678]

Lmfao!!!! The best part.

[@theblackjfk8190]

TheGentleman Dude I was rolling when he said that line 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sehnsucht333]

i like how you can tell that cheryl, while trying to polite, is wondering right along with larry how a kamikaze pilot could still be alive lol

[@geordiejones5618]

They had some amazing moments that showed how their brains were kinda similar when they were together. Cheryl was just polite while Larry just always said exactlt what he was thinking.

[@buckcostanza3483]

i like your name

[@danceswithcomicbooks7733]

@@buckcostanza3483 I think he's gone.

[@costanza7013]

@@buckcostanza3483 welcome home brother

[@Glum1964]

Like When they were trying to leave the charades night

[@OfficerFlatFoot]

lol "He grazed the ship."

[@rock3tcatU233]

He fucking clipped it.

[@perrin6]

I bet he caused literally hundreds of dollars damage, he should be proud of himself.

[@brucewayne2184]

@@rock3tcatU233 More than clipped it.

[@penguinpie5056]

apparently that was not uncommon as they were simultaneously trying to evade machine gun fire while flying planes that were not overly maneuverable and trying to hit relatively small targets

[@gayan2517]

This kamikaze business is not for me. Maaaybeee i'll get back to base.😁

[@publicanimal]

That actor is so good at conveying a feeling of shame.

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

Underrated acting on his part. You could feel his level of shame increasing.

[@bustinarant]

"He's s- still *alive* " It's like he has a tear in his eye when he says it lol

[@EllotusFreeholy]

Love the way Larry tries to give the benefit of the doubt if at all possible ~ "Was there some kind of malfunction with the plane?"

[@paultoohey4842]

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[@paultoohey4842]

43 eye

[@paultoohey4842]

63🎄🎃🎇🎉🎆

[@paultoohey4842]

oy r 2

[@90Eight.6]

not sure why a bot spammed this with replies

[@guguigugu]

i like how larry always says what everyone is thinking

[@sam2294]

stfu D D

[@sam2294]

You are obviously a fucking idiot.

[@mattg8600]

+D D I don't understand, what does race have to do with it?

[@xxMrBaldyxx]

when trolls miserably fail...

[@yomommagay300]

D D You're probably one of those people who run those sjw protests.

[@Sengaari]

"Chicken Teriyaki boy!" bit gets me everytime 😂

[@clayjack9969]

I love how a character will drop a line and you immediately know what the argument is going to be and you just have to curl your toes and brace for it.

[@h.m.8137]

Lol curl your toes

[@nick2788]

Ok what’s the episode where the dude goes around and interviews everyone about Larry’s past deeds

[@hwahid8]

1:44 When Larry goes "hmmm" You know thing are about to go downhill

[@melodiefrances3898]

Rofl you do!

[@amyadams6001]

Or when he makes a Larry esque noise like a quick 'ehh'

[@tocororo]

And Cheryl is ready! 😌😂

[@skuzad25]

I love how Larry just continues with the kamikaze business.

[@randyjohnson5426]

As soon as the dude said his father was a kamikaze pilot you could see Larry's brain working!! hahaha

[@ernesterikm]

Michael Scott vibes when he gets his brain churning too lol

[@Vaypenaysh]

that guy played his role so well man, you feel so sorry for him, he looks so embarrased about the whole thing.

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

I laughed so hard at "he grazed the ship..." hahahaha

[@Eisenmond]

"How 'bout you Yosh - a little chicken?" Priceless...

[@SpidermanInLondon]

Larry NEEDS to know. I respect that.

[@EllotusFreeholy]

+Everything Changes Exactly in a nutshell ~ There's no thought that can just be dismissed, unexplored, based solely on social convention ~ it's almost as if it's the discomfort itself, over these quasi taboo areas, that is being examined, and questioned ~ Genius

[@VisualiseTheFun]

+Ellotus Freeholy oh shut up. There's always some fucker trying to throw his bullshit on everything.

[@larslosh5598]

lmao

[@sullyjelly7577]

Ellotus Freeholy /r/iamverysmart

[@jakeschwartz2514]

@@VisualiseTheFun Why not both?

[@DM-mj8nr]

i think maaaaaaaybe i'll go BACK TO BASE

[@whyyoutrippindeebo3514]

Dan M "this is fucking insane!"

[@MacieJay]

gotta love larry he just doesnt ever realise hes doing something wrong

[@TrapsAreNotGayButILikelyLong]

Ain't this an old comment

[@asgoritolinasgoritolino7708]

Is pointing out a truth something bad?

[@ulfberglund97]

Larry is never wrong.

[@robertwiesler381]

Larry is absolutely right here Larry is ALWAYS right

[@Clowncentral101]

He does this time

[@guccigucci5002]

lmao his face when he says "chicken"

[@mrblaoblao6981]

0:19 that's a shit bow, right there

[@Dayman90]

"Listen a bow is a bow..."

[@gustavodemira7416]

No. "No bow better than shit bow, that is a shit bow."

[@Brandonian3030]

MrBlaoblao shiity wok

[@TheBehm08]

@@Dayman90 that’s not a bow. More like a nod. Total shit bow

[@msxmurda2385]

“Chicken teriyaki boyyyyy.” LMAO

[@Colddeed]

I love how Larry just doesn't know when to quit.

[@mikesmith5559]

Me getting into Curb many moons ago, and this particular Larry trait subsequently rubbing off on me, has been a major detriment to my marriage.

[@yowzephyr]

Next Larry ridicules an Arab guy because his brother's suicide vest didn't explode. Love that Larry.

[@mrblaoblao6981]

Actually, most Arab/Jewish stereotypes were awesomely addressed on that 'Palestinian Chicken' episode already.

[@EarFarce4]

@Collidingeorges guess that answers that

[@crownblue89]

Collidingeorges ahahaha. Maybe look up a little something called the atomic bomb.

[@daandemeyer1708]

@Collidingeorges are you asking people to tell you a city that the USA has bombed as if they never did so? Are you really calling other people stupid?

[@StepTronic]

Katniss the Cat you do realize the Japanese at that time where horrible they where worse then the Nazis they certainly killed a lot more and where just as cruel if not more. The atomic was needed and it probably saved hundreds of thousands of lives maybe millions. Learn a bit of history.

[@TheMt45]

I like how this guy wasn't offended by Larry's antics like most civilians he comes across. He was just embarrassed, but willing to be honest.

[@shankieinthefridge]

Minutes later he attempts suicide (and fails to) because of this conversation. So yeah

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

I love how he doesn’t even notice his change in demeanour & just carries on

[@mubeenmoosa429]

When I was in my teens I never got this sense of humor but now that I'm married with a kid. Watching this is like discovering comedy gold

[@irman925]

Here after watching Godzilla minus one

[@mikeh4818]

I do enjoy that even the Japanese people see how absurd Kamikaze were as a military tactic. They really poked fun at it in Godzilla Minus 1

[@Jackietreehorn39]

Me too 🤣 🤣

[@alexschwartz8608]

" I AM UNCERTAIN "

[@danielelliott1444]

I love how Yoshi keeps reiterating that his father "survived" the kamikaze. So good.

[@atlasshrugged2u]

I love this frickin episode lol! Poor Yoshi...

[@averyetvspecial1487]

The first time I watched this the “...mayyyybe I’ll go back to base” almost put me in the hospital.

[@kiitos12345]

Like it did with Yoshi

[@viciazzo]

He...he survived.... Well thanks godness for that!

[@XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone]

viksios Donald Trump: "he's a hero because he got captured. I prefer people who don't get captured."

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

@@XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone well he's right

[@XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone]

@@ConnorMcCartney95 lol

[@cringekid8435]

XtreemMetalMan holy shit how many times

[@richardupton3323]

"CHICKEN TERREYAKI BBBOOOYYYY"

[@Tom-rg2ex]

I can't believe they literally made this the plot of the new Godzilla movie and it's a masterpiece.

[@vlanzano]

By far the best part is at 0:52 when larry says "big balls" and asian dude mutters quietly "that's nice..."

[@basehead617]

rofl I've seen this episode a hundred times and never noticed the "that's nice"

[@thestrawman1429]

'Maaaaybe i'll go back to base'

[@reabetsweimanmoabi7911]

MeetTheRookie hahahaahah

[@mikegarrison3004]

Reminds me of the time I was on a construction project in Palmer Falls, NY. We were installing a low head hydro turbine from Hitachi. Their rep was an incredibly competent Japanese who, after I got to know him, mentioned that he was lucky that the US had dropped the atomic bomb(s) on Japan. As I was taken aback I asked, sheepishly, why did he say that. His reply: "I had just entered the airforce and was to be trained just enough to be a kamikaze pilot when the US dropped the bomb."

[@bananian]

I shouldn't laugh at that but I did 😂

[@oldtimesmatthew]

Perhaps a little too serious a note for a humour video, but grazing and bouncing of kamikaze aircraft was actually pretty common. Most of the Kamikaze planes were outdated or damaged Mitsubishi Zero fighters. Fast and agile but very very light and poorly armored. their light weight had this effect: when loaded in the nose with 1000kg of explosives plus the usual 500kg bomb under the fuselage they became very hard to maneuver. Like flying a bus. Add 320km/hr speeds at a steep angle and many pilots missed their mark, or merely bounced or grazed the ship when they hit it. Happened more often than you'd think.

[@DZEMAG]

***** ... or maybe they thought "I think I might head home, this is fucking insane!"

[@DrYes220]

DZEMAG didn't they pack them with only enough fuel for a one way trip??

[@e.s.blofeld1775]

+oldtimesmatthew Man that's a little too serious a note for a humor video.

[@jinhyun1]

+oldtimesmatthew I'm just curious to know what happened after that? Did they pop cyanide? Were they taken prisoner and then allowed to commit ritual Hara Kiri in deference to their wishes? What happened? Incidentally, we notice that Yoshi's dad didn't do any of that either! So he really was a chicken!

[@soldat2516]

+jinhyun1 Yoshi's dad I assumed grazed the ship and splashed down into the sea, only to be picked up and taken as a POW by the US. Then sent to a POW camp.

[@crisca957]

"COFEY WAS HERE".

[@Reach1335]

"How about you Yosh, lil chicken?"

[@megawutt]

Yoshi should be proud of his father for not being an idiot.

[@srcoolguy]

fuck you douche bag

[@DragonBellyTravels]

The whole point of being a Kamikaze pilot is to die for the honor of serving their country, Japan. So...it's actually considered a disgrace. The actor did a great job showing shame of how it all went down. Great scene.

[@DragonBellyTravels]

Actually, Kamikaze pilots were sworn to die for their country than to survive a failed mission. His father would be considered a disgrace...good on the actor for the shame he showed in this scene. Great job all the way around.

[@MataHariLindemann]

Kim Chi I didn't know that but it definitely makes sense. Thanks for explaining it.

[@srcoolguy]

getrealman998 your comment was obviously not intended for Todd. Anyway, you are a complete idiot and brainwashed, probably by too many crappy movies. USA, UK, France, et cetera were/are all imperial powers that killed millions also. You call it a "free and democratic society" i call it a wasteland of consumerism with a lot of dumb and annoying people that use up natural resources like there's no tomorrow. Also, consumerism is/has been fueling quasi-slave labor which causes suffering of untold millions. You are living a double standard.

[@L47M]

"How about u Yosh, little chicken ?"

[@OwenGTA]

the dude takes a shot every question larry asks haha

[@Jex2112]

Poor Cheryl always has to try and fix and coverup Larry's conversations xD

[@Fedakeen]

The ending of this episode kills me every time.

[@hughphil]

Yoshi realizes for the first time that his father was a "chicken," so he drinks the shot in the kamikaze tradition. Larry helped him reach that discovery.

[@emanuelmota7217]

Nice.

[@tocororo]

I love how Sheryl's is trying to diffuse the situation by the empathic repetitions and trying to change the topic back to food. She can sense the tension in the room. "But he didn't die, thanks goodness for that" 🤣😂. "Are you ready to order?" YES! 😂🤣

[@sweetjimibignuts1300]

That look on yoshi's face when they keep saying chicken 😂😂😂

[@enterthebruce91]

"Stop it!"😂 also lmao when the other Cofey turns up, he's so immature 🤣

[@eddieguererro46]

In all fairness, i would be asking the same shit Larry did. A kamikaze pilot that survived? That sounds fucking incredible (unless the guy had shit aim)

[@NickTasy]

"Maaaaaaybe I'll go back to base"

[@vantheman1238]

In a nutshell Larry turned up and completely disrupted the enjoyable flow of their evening 😂

[@biggbals4375]

"I think maaaaaybe I'll go back to base!" Lmao 😁

[@sirraymondluxuryyacht8131]

What's really worrying is that I think exactly like Larry. First thing that came to mind when he said his dad was a Kamikaze pilot was "He mustn't have been very good at it if he's still alive" - But what's really funny about Larry is he doesn't let it go...he just keep prodding LOL

[@johanstubbs8556]

"Alright, he grazed the ship. Is that because there was some kind of malfunction with the plane"? LMFAO! If there was a malfunction, wouldn't the plane have probably crashed into the ship?

[@skrimper]

No, the only malfunction that would likely happen is a jammed rudder/elevator/aileron, reducing control and making it harder to hit the ship? Did you even think 😂

[@menaceman9011]

Chicken Teriyaki Boy strikes again

[@Autopsy6]

When the thought strikes, Larry cannot stop it being expressed, no matter what the effect. Nothing can stop it. Nothing. Not even lava.

[@mattyboyanderson]

"How 'bout you, Yosh? Li'l chicken?"

[@DJ_Knuckles]

No, that was a shit bow

[@FinestCitizen]

+yankeesniper57 Definitely a shit bow.

[@StevenBohnel]

I've been watching this show in bits and pieces instead of just watching the episodes, lol. I just watched the poker scene before this one, holy cow

[@robertjensen1048]

Larry is always the best at figuring out what people are trying to avoid saying.

[@gaguy1967]

The japanese actor is really good at being uncomfortable

[@bertraminc9412]

Omg! "He grazed the ship!" Lmao!

[@melodiefrances3898]

The second the guy says his father was a kamikaze pilot you know it's going downhill in seconds.

[@EllotusFreeholy]

I'm sorry but this is absolutely fantastic ~ Just like suicide bombers, just by walking around- they're failure's ~ Can he really even be called a Kamikaze? Maybe an attempted Kamikaze? What a mind ~ Bravo Larry

[@bink]

Fauxmikaze

[@dharmabeachbum6330]

"Wouldn't he be dead?" LOL

[@ccdj35]

One of my all time favourites in this show.

[@dolanddrumpf6344]

This show and Seinfeld are the greatest shows ever made.

[@likeriver]

shamefur dispray

[@epiphany55]

But excerrent derivery.

[@brent415ful]

lmao needs more likes.

[@vibes3360]

likeriver love that avatar

[@nerthus4685]

Sheryl always makes things that much more awkward because she is trying to smooth things over.

[@catscratchfever7540]

Larry is sooooooo annnoooyyying, he just makes us all feel better about ourselves, TY, LD!

[@Heinkelly]

This is just a beautifully constructed joke. You can just feel his pain, you KNOW he’s explained this 1000 times before

[@growandgame]

"So, what happened at the last second there?" :D Roasted

[@nexivdr]

"its big in japan" talking about the bow

[@aroundandround]

Yoshi actually looks a bit like a chicken when Larry orders the chicken.

[@johnyepthomi892]

“We’ve got so many cocky people ,We need the humility of a bow”

[@yellowblanka6058]

I love the opposing personality types of Yoshi and Larry with Cheryl kind of the mediator in the middle.

[@Hunts4luv]

“He grazed the ship” 🤣🤣

[@toastmaster4441]

Larry should have said so he attempted a spite flight interesting...

[@holden6104]

Hahahahaha...I need to watch this show.

[@YesPlease1]

My favorite part of this scene is how the camera zooms in on Larry when he heard kamikaze pilot and he world it out in his head. Like even the camera man knows Larry's gonna address it and is like "Oh I gotta see this".

[@aroundandround]

I felt drenched in Yoshi’s embarrassment.

[@TriFF51]

This one of the best episodes

[@tobiasfunke6351]

Larry as always asking very valid questions

[@rayking05]

one of my all time fave curb scenes

[@normmacdonald7041]

"what kind of pilot?" What a weird question

[@EricA-xd9fn]

Many Americans don't realize that at the beginning of WW-2, the Japanese pilots were superior, mostly based on training and experience. Kamikaze tactics only arose as the Japanese position became more desperate and their pilots less experienced.

[@normmacdonald7041]

@@EricA-xd9fn wtf does that have to do with my comment

[@TheFlyingCougar]

Helicopter or fixed wing, bomber or fighter or freight/cargo or troop transport...there are lots of different types of pilots I don't see it as a weird question.

[@Mrcuddlesworth_]

@@normmacdonald7041 fighter pilot, helicopter pilot, cargo, bombing,

[@bradenharris8718]

Yeah I agree, I know it's a plot device just too get him to say his dad was a kamikaze pilot but it's a terrible one lol

[@pearse76]

One of my all time favorite episodes.

[@VBHB83]

Ahahaha he 'grazed' the ship

[@richardb5730]

I'm 27 years old and I feel so much resonance with Larry David and his thoughts hahaha

[@jonmann4980]

This man was probably so proud of his grandfather and his heritage and Larry just stole it all from him in seconds

[@chrisgarry22]

It’s not like the grandfather was trying to kill Americans. I would brag about my ancestors trying to kill Native Americans (if I had them)

[@rossviles7794]

What do you have against Native Americans? I'm a Native American. @@chrisgarry22

[@skar516]

Did he try and crash into the ship? Lmfaooo

[@sn00ke]

BERRY DISHONOROBURRR

[@jaybrock812]

I love the bow line. "It's very big in Japan"lol

[@AwakenedMan]

Larry was king troll before trolling was a thing

[@carclain123]

Why do you people throw that word around in all the wrong situations

[@Ultradude604]

Larry wasn't trolling. Trolling means you say or do something that you don't actually believe, to illicit a certain emotion of someone. Larry in this clip, is straight up questioning Yoshi's father's actions in the war.

[@pamelahelengunchick654]

best line for me was " maybe at the last minute. he thought, this isnt for me"....lol...lol....

[@MMaRsu]

He grazed it, okay

[@KleWdSide]

The chefs were hilarious

[@upland77]

Godzilla Minus One is inspired by this episode.

[@mgmail7279]

I love Cheryl's pained faces when she silently tries to will Larry to STFU.

[@megagreendayfanatic]

"I will have the chicken terioky" "Chicken terioky" "Chicken" "Chicken" "Chicken" Haha he is horrible!

[@user-ev3ib7mm3d]

"This kamikaze business might not be for me!" LMAO.

[@bigtravis6159]

I can’t believe I didn’t watch this show ,,,