Larry David: Ass man?

[@KangoTV]

"Are you expecting somebody?" "Wanda." *starts running*

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

All Cheryl does is start trouble. Probably because she doesn't work and has nothing better to do.

[@pengyzin8668]

I can't stand that racist shithead Wanda racecard

[@Astral0G1]

@@pengyzin8668 ?

[@saucelord780]

Luke Leopard yeah we know..you’re white and you feel oppressed.

[@MaestroTJS]

@@Astral0G1 She always brought up racial stuff on Curb. There is also a viral video of her after Trump was elected which is annoying as hell.

[@andymaq]

"Scrounging around in the bleachers saying 'where's that ass?'" Absolutely. Dead. 😂😂😂😂

[@asundelgun3487]

Best line ever

[@casualobserver2380]

Andymaq is it difficult to comment on KZbin post death?

[@jntj3007]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[@danholliday5564]

😅😅😅

[@KnowOne111]

It is so. fucking. rare that I actually laugh at a video like that. I was fucking ugly laughing. Amazing stuff

[@davidsnow6171]

i luv how he tries to run away when he finds out wanda is at the door

[@LordTalax]

Because a big mouth bitch was coming over. Couldn't stand Wanda

[@croweziec]

@@LordTalax shut the fuck up. Wanda is a Queen. The only bitch I can think of is you.

[@princekyle4132]

Yeah. Whenever Larry David is around, she got that "I'm gonna whoop yo ass" look.

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@@croweziec are you a damn feminine men or something

[@scotty_james]

We’ve ALL done that before.

[@franciscotrejos9479]

this is so absolutely brilliantly acted/improvised/written

[@PixlPlayer]

Blood Beryl lol you’re such a dick. Basically all of the dialogue on this show is improv

[@frankieaddams3937]

Off the rails hilarious!

[@babymaude8469]

"What's the matter with a big ass? I like big asses!" Poor Larry...omg...

[@hockeypnc3]

It was scripted.

[@debojyotipanda938]

LD man. They don't make 'em like him anymore.

[@akhodagu]

“Hey big-ass, hey Assie!” Crack up laughing every time !

[@gayan2517]

'I know that asss'🤣

[@TalkingToAWall]

You can tell even Cheryl is trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂

[@odradekk]

I love “ Hey big ass Wanda!”😂😂😂.

[@jameskuckkan2326]

Can we just admire how perfect of a foil Cheryl is to Larry? She does such a great job of being juuuust a little bit wrong sometimes, or misunderstanding him, while still also being the most grounded one in the relationship. It's such a great dynamic, and so impressive that she's able to not just hold her own, but genuinely sometimes steer an entire scene while paired with debatably one of the greatest comedy writers the United States has ever produced. That's an insane level of talent.

[@rowredround7206]

Hate her. She constantly sells him down the river, particularly in the early seasons.

[@Eric7-0Haagsophiethompson]

Lol larry knew it and abused it

[@theboss-iu1xh]

"greatest comedy writers the US ever produced"? Please. Just show a little frame of reference and say of all time.

[@MichaelSotoCE]

I really think Cheryl is fucking with him calling him an ass man. She fell for him and married him. So I interpret this scene as this is the kind of repore they have with each other Wanda is in on it too, I refuse to believe that she as a black woman comedian is actually that offended, I'm sure she thinks it's funny to call him an ass scrounger

[@adinakruijssen3056]

I like her best when she's kinda just trolling Larry like she is (must be) here. Later on she often acts more aghast at his behavior like she just forgot how he is and is just another "straight man" who can't handle Larry, instead of acting like a woman who was married to and lived with him for over a decade - she's funniest when she knows he's being ridiculous and plays into it, in her own way, to make him realize, initially squirm, and then finally relax a little - instead of just chastising which only makes him more "righteous" lol (although,understandable on her part. We love to witness Larry's shenanigans, and often sympathize, but imagine being married to this socially destructive guy - while being a socially-inclined person - no wonder she gets tired of it and cuts & runs hahaha. But it does make the character and their scenes less fun, and often less interesting too)

[@viseberg8527]

"But I'm not the ass man." "Well, according to the state of New York, you are."

[@JanetStarChild]

Legendary Cosmo Kramer: "Ass Man"

[@JoeCnNd]

"You stop short with my wife!"

[@victorraphals-kath2097]

Dr Cosmo Kramer, proctology.

[@dmmaddex]

I stopped short...

[@Banaxor]

👌

[@Deadsoc]

The “okay” at 2:27 is just perfect. The way Larry knows he’s cornered and has to explain himself, I think we’ve all had a moment like that

[@cqgator]

funny as hell hahahahah

[@uptempo5318]

HAHAHA the way he runs up the stairs like a little kid when Wanda shows up. Too funny

[@ronoccc]

i've actually done that, trying to run away from someone coming into the house and halfway up the stairs

[@abramslion1]

It's more anger Wanda and his wife ganged up on him. And he didn't say nothing bad all was a greeting. Wanda need to stop crying 😭 like little baby over a greeting.

[@babymaude8469]

Lmao everyone needs to quit picking on Larry 😭😭😭😭

[@babymaude8469]

"Hey big ass Wanda" 😭😭😭😭😭

[@yeetboi9817]

Yeah that run up the stairs is genuinely hilarious

[@superc]

Anybody else noticed Cheryl almost cracked up when Wanda said, "Hey, Assy"?

[@zyrrhos]

She definitely had to swallow that one. Love when actors try to hide a laugh with some other nonverbal action.

[@MichelangeloVA]

​@@zyrrhos Plus wasn't a lot of curb dialogue improv by the actors

[@roberttauzer7042]

"Nothing's kinky! Nothing's unfolding!"

[@babymaude8469]

You've got nothing on me!

[@doraigayaragok3693]

No ugly side! no ugly side!

[@okamijubei]

Which is why Cheryl finds him terrible during sex.

[@kamakaziozzie3038]

@@okamijubeiCheryl loved the way Larry bangs. Otherwise they wouldn’t have stayed married for so many years

[@roguesheep3083]

deep down, he knows he’s a deviant 😆

[@natewatson6962]

The way this episode unfolded was absolutely genius... It just gets better the more times you watch it.

[@decadentkids]

"Hey big ass! Hey ASSY! Hey, I know yor ass" lol LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! This is definitely one of the best episodes!

[@swizzybk1665]

pants tent

[@Rahimo]

Wanda Sykes isn’t usually my cup of tea, but she’s hysterical here.

[@greengoblin48]

I like how Wanda is one of the few characters who can thrash Larry in a verbal joust, she may not fight fair, but she gives him no room to argue, he even said she was right, truly a gift to be able to beat Larry David in saying things that make people regret talking to you.

[@moraksbamdo4102]

'What is that shit all over you,what have you been doing? Scrounging around looking for asses, all up in the bleachers and shiiit, where's the ass' hahahahah he walked up the stairs so defeated.

[@boot_leg_ramen_noodle]

LMFAO is an understatement 😂

[@martinAbC]

He did the right thing, there's no comeback to that one

[@bjrnarydsteb2094]

She was pounding it on. She still had some left to, love Wanda

[@davidr4523]

It is amazing that 90% of this dialogue is unscripted. Can anyone confirm this? If so these are absolutely brilliant comedians.

[@Cukito4]

Because now EVERYTHING is AMAZING?

[@Liitebulb]

Not. Not exactly the most advanced conversations

[@zyrrhos]

Curb is unscripted, with actors given just outlines for the plots and improvising the dialogue.

[@dorhinj23]

A buddy used to have to type out a transcription on set in real time. He says it sucked.

[@bilsid]

it's acting without acting

[@lauraminet6259]

"scrounging around, looking for asses" killed me XD

[@RaiderX948]

Hey Assie, best line ever.

[@borg718]

"I'm not a deviant" "You got nothing on me!"

[@BlakeGildaphish76]

+borg718 i didn't say deviant

[@JBGuarino43]

borg718 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️

[@maknavickas]

“No no that’s not so” I love when Larry just slips into some poetic language, it’s just another layer that shows that the character is incapable of ever being truly genuine.

[@HittheSwitch2002]

I feel like he is nothing but honest though, as honest as he is self aware though lol.

[@sainters7]

I love how defeated he walks up the stairs at the end, mumbling to himself.

[@yellowblanka6058]

He doesn't dig himself deeper with a shovel, he uses a backhoe, lol.

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

What did you call wanda?

[@wanjirunjuguna9819]

"I was being chummy" ... LMAO!!

[@tomggabin5838]

Why the hell is your ass coming off? You got something against asses?

[@babymaude8469]

"You love big asses!?" Omg, Cheryl. Leave Larry alone.

[@collinmichaelkahn3918]

Absolutely my all-time fave frienemies. They are golden together. ❤️

[@hdent1922]

The way he tries to run up the stairs is fucking funny.

[@Oswadomob]

Harvey Dent 2 faced bitch

[@zaidshah4535]

@@Oswadomob it's been 6 years I'm pretty sure hes dead

[@GornubiusFlux]

How Cheryl turns this into about how he likes big asses is just genius. This show's secret is how relatable these situations are to our lives and what we've experienced in different context.

[@sangun123]

Lmfao it’s brilliant how Larry just blurts it out in panic to defend himself and basically says he likes big asses

[@Over_Toasted]

The secret is that they retroscript - so they have an idea for the plot and the lines and actions are improvised. It feels a lot more organic and relatable.

[@pizzajona]

Unfortunately the newest season feels harder to relate to, like Larry was just lecturing. There were a couple good episodes like the Klansmen one and the Japanese restaurant, but outside of that it’s been meh.

[@NormAppleton]

Cheryl is also a nightmare.

[@capslockcapable1719]

Cheryl Hines is weirdly hot. She looks like her jaw unhinges like a python so she can consume prey whole, but I can't help but find her super attractive.

[@squirlamania]

It’s strange to see how the general view on big asses has changed in the last 10 years LOL

[@iyaramonk]

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round

[@melodiefrances3898]

I was just thinking that myself lol ...

[@t.veritas884]

Curtis Riceman nah just big. You think all women go the gym? It’s because they got a good shape. They naturally have a thick ass. It’s usually not that they’re gym-going toned as hell

[@t.veritas884]

pyropulse Alright who let their 10 year grandson on the computer to watch porn again? Look, kid leave the talk about attraction to adults. I know things are pretty cool now, since you don’t have school. But, please try to do other things than watch porn and write dumb ass comments on KZbin. My advice? Read a book

[@MeanBeanComedy]

@@t.veritas884 The nice asses come from squats and deadlifts.

[@SRMkay]

I love how Larry obsesses over Cheryl never finding any dirt on him, then has his cover completely blown in under a minute

[@JoobSensei]

"Nothing's unfolding!"

[@vthyaga]

"How big do you like 'em?" - Cheryl's phrasing is fantastic 😂

[@AJ_Nightfall]

"I don't mind a big ass..." Larry David is my hero.

[@TheBehm08]

You gotta feel bad for Larry. He says “I recognize that tush anywhere” and somehow she hears “hey big ass Wanda!”

[@chrismofer]

I took it to mean he said something in between I. E. I'd know that big ass anywhere. And then Larry softened it and Wanda harshened it in their tellings.

[@chrisb7051]

Larry’s in the right like 90% of the time this show makes me pull my fucking hair out

[@guerillawhite3083]

i mean its a pretty strange greeting

[@theeasyway9432]

That’s the reason I don’t watch it it is just a new form of cringe

[@pruthvish007]

Oh please. Greeting your neighbor by commenting about their bum is not normal. Larry is right many times in a weird sort of way but this is definitely not it.

[@buffalomind6838]

I'm not a deviant. Classic line as with practically everything Larry said in the series.

[@PuffTheMagicHobo]

Delivery made it

[@basehead617]

That's a reference to earlier when Jeff was talking about Susie telling people he's a deviant

[@johns7530]

This remains one of the funniest and most brilliant segments from that show. That he would write such awkward situations for himself... the man is a genius, with no shame! Whenever Wanda shows up, you know Larry is in trouble.

[@TheLotharx]

"Dr. Cosmo Kramer - proctology."

[@IslamOriginal14]

Million to one

[@johnjay7739]

Dr. (hesitation) Cosmo Kramer

[@leontrotsky8676]

"I'm the ass man Jerry!"

[@spiritualcalmality8631]

Ah. Okay. Alright.

[@jimmybernasconi9000]

How they are not on their knees howling with laughter is beyond comprehension. 4 or 5 of the best lines of the entire series packed into one scene. Piss my pants every time I come back to this gem.

[@unionmade82]

This is likely funniest curb episode. Only Larry David would be ashamed of being labelled an ass man.

[@lisapage9317]

Unlike Cosmo Kramer.

[@jamesjustice8711]

Back in the early 2000s big asses weren't "in".

[@noshortselectric5208]

@@jamesjustice8711 men still liked them

[@bigmo10]

​@@jamesjustice8711not in the mainstream. Big ass was always appreciated on MLK Jr Blvd.

[@Mike-kv5pl]

Larry is completely defeated walking up the stairs.

[@ZonkzUK]

hahaa 3:26 'What you been doin, scroungin' around lookin for asses?'

[@kgisabeast]

Kaiben Music best line in the show 😂😂

[@shamp5727]

LOL!!!"oh... Where's the ass?!" Classic!!

[@Decipher101]

You can tell the way he walked away. He did not like that comment from Wanda

[@camabkamuvoba7467]

When Wanda said, "Hey, Assy," Cheryl was trying her best not to laugh

[@joelwexler]

This scene is in the top ten, maybe better, of all time. So I proclaim.

[@tomggabin5838]

You are such an ass.

[@GG-yp6kd]

TomG Gabin stfu pussy

[@MackeyWilliams]

Right up there with the bra shopping scene and being caught on camera mincing around with Susie's.

[@tomace7924]

The Palestinian Chicken episode was the greatest ever!!!

[@insidher]

Battered woman scene and chicken kamikaze is good too

[@cappuccino3444]

2:57 damn L.D got some bars 🔥

[@smallgoon]

Hahahaha lmfao

[@basehead617]

The best is the way Larry says "perhaps not"

[@tylertyler82]

All these characters have gone through so many houses over the years.

[@RYN988]

Monnneeeeyyyy

[@DanielSmith-tb9vi]

I love her laugh at 1:19 haha

[@TheCamaro1987]

"thought I had to turn around to show you my big ass" that's fucking hilarious

[@caseylaw2013]

"Hey Big Ass Wanda"

[@GeorgeKhoza-cf8yu]

What one can say about Larry David, there'll never be another Larry david❤❤❤

[@blueface]

My friend showed me this show for the first time last night, this part came up and I was in tears. I'm an instant fan now.

[@nickjourno]

The single funniest moment in Curb. Absolutely hilarious impro.

[@Christobanistan]

Nah that's the terrorism ep.

[@rg9810]

"No...no..thats not so.."

[@josephsvennson5694]

Best reaction😂😂😂

[@GordiansKnotHere]

Hysterical!!! Sums up how conversations between men and women end up...

[@dmacdm88]

And what is that shit all over you? What you been scroungin around lookin for asses?!?! Haha shit had me rollin!

[@saadahsan2994]

OH WHERE'S THE ASS? 😂

[@rachelw821]

Scrounging around lookin for asses! 🤣 makes me lol every time

[@2011super]

oh wheres the ass!?

[@Amykhany]

I watch all these clips from curb all the time and feel like you are living with them💕 love love love Larry David 😍

[@la021583]

"you got nothing on me" and the way he runs up the stairs----hysterical. thanks for posting

[@85wastedyears]

One of my favorite moments on the show. I laugh so hard every time I see this episode.

[@evesolis6133]

Cheryl is the perfect partner for Larry. Not too delicate, romantic, rational, or smart, but gives a great sense of domesticity to Larry. All the daily quarrels that don't lead to "social awkwardness" like it is in the outside world, all the "annoying" questions that are kind of smothering but show partner cares as well. Sometimes you like the feeling of being defeated by someone that loves you.

[@basehead617]

Eve Nam they actually have pretty good chemistry too

[@beatle1956]

She's a nagging, whiney bitch... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than be married to that beast

[@patriciofernandez2711]

"Sometimes you like the feeling of being defeated by someone who loves you". That's strangely profound.

[@james2155]

This is my favourite scene of any show ever

[@blingstababe]

comic timing PERFECT on this show!

[@anthonywhite6895]

cheryl trying not to laugh while wanda was talking was my favorite part

[@VincentWilliams007]

2:17 was epic. He starts running up the stairs.

[@Skitz0frenix]

The way he says "what?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Noisy_Cricket]

I love Cheryl and Larry's relationship in the early episodes 😂 And I love that Wanda brought back Ass Man from Seinfeld!

[@joysticky83]

Favourite scene from Curb ever.

[@petercedilnik3254]

This is a masterpiece 😃

[@dailyflash]

"It's all unfolding now." "Nothing's unfolding!"

[@KevinMuller5]

Is that how you say HELLO?!!...lol..one of the many things Wanda says that are gold and her delivery is amazing

[@alpuretim]

I honestly think Wanda Sykes is a wordsmith of the highest order! She always comes up with the funniest shit! "Assey" is GENIUS!!!! Wanda is a genius! She is soooo talented! She needs to be in everything!!! I can't stop laughing. "Hey Assey...!""

[@nikw3026]

"Scrounging around looking for asses" LMAOOOO

[@tangobango9653]

I kinda like “I’d know that tush anywhere.” Poor Larry is so misunderstood. HeHe!

[@johnmac91]

It is true about us men, when we like a woman's ass, it does indeed get imprinted on our brains. More than any other part of the female anatomy I think, probably because when we're checking one out we're behind the woman, so we can enjoy it at our leisure it without getting caught. As opposed to say, a woman's breasts, which you have to be a little subtle about, since the woman is looking right at you as you're admiring them. A quick look, then you turn away. As Seinfeld said, "like looking at the sun". I remember one incident many years ago. I was working repairing copy machines, and at one of the accounts there was a young woman named Donna who was in charge of the copy machine who had an absolutely amazing behind. All the techs at our company used to comment on it. One day, I was in New York City, seeing a Broadway show with my then girlfriend, when I saw a girl with an amazing ass in the lobby during intermission. As I was admiring this woman's ass I thought to myself, "what a nice ass, it looks just like Donna's". The woman turned around and sure enough, it was her. Now bear in mind, I live in Boston, so I had no reason to expect to see this woman in NYC. But I had so admired her ass that I had every subtle curve committed to memory.

[@Rahimo]

Me too. It’s chummy!

[@jimpickens4]

It's not really misunderstanding, the way characters interact with Larry is flat-out purposefully dishonest and callous.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

John Mac you put an unreasonable amount of effort into that post, and I salute you for it

[@randyisftw]

I definitely recognize a certain booty anywhere

[@myothercarisadelorean8957]

My life is very much like this show... every little thing I do or say backfires at me and blows up out proportion. LOL Love this show!

[@babymaude8469]

Same. Saaaame.

[@RustySimRacing]

i laughed the whole time during this scene, the dialogue is perfect!!!! this is classic

[@Merthalophor]

"I'd regognize that tush anywhere" is waaaay out of boundry though 😂😂

[@freedomm]

The look Wanda gave him when he said it as he drove past her 😂

[@CaptCanuck4444]

Larry meets his match whenever Wanda is on screen. LMAO!

[@MaestroTJS]

laughing my ASS off! Haven't seen this scene for a few years...as hysterical as ever. This is just too good!

[@rickrose5377]

He was a dead man as soon as he walked in the room. There's no way out of this conversation. Dr. Cosmo Kramer, proctology.

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

"I'd recognize that tush anywhere!" ... ... ... "I was just saying hello" -- "Is that how you say hello?!"

[@regularyoutubename]

The background of the ASSMAN license plate storyline on Seinfeld is starting to come together now

[@AccordionManiac]

ASS MAN! just remembered that was part of a seinfeld ep :P

[@babyindirt]

how is it going in the 2010s

[@jacobrollins1778]

Man I wish it was 2010

[@ASSman864]

@@jacobrollins1778 ive been to 2010

[@mother3crazy]

I love how sheryl and wanda just both utterly annhiliate him to the point where he throws his hand up and walks away 😂

[@cliffdariff74]

"I don't mind big asses"...lol

[@mizzury54]

I don't have cable so I'm so thankful that these clips are on KZbin !!!

[@voycodin5042]

I'll be the first to admit that I'm THE ass man. Cannot even lie.

[@joelwexler]

You're not the ass man. Cosmo Kramer is the Ass Man.

[@mxysptlk23]

Can other brothers deny?

[@magicman9218]

Was there a vote??

[@chrismofer]

Legally, Cosmo Kramer is the ASSMAN.

[@ASSman864]

Someone say my name?

[@brucewayne2255]

This is the best conversation in the history of television. Absolutely cracks me up every time.

[@bianco2012]

Can I get an Amen for all the guys out there who have been through a trap of a conversation like this

[@JanetStarChild]

uh.. ..Ramen? I was in a similar state of denial back when I was still in the closet about my fetish for booty. ...I like booty. FYI: Just some context here, I'm a woman and I dig chicks.

[@novelchaser3556]

EVERY guy

[@jackm4457]

Amen brother. My friends and family consider me very well spoken, glib and likely to say "just the right thing." But the one thing I have NEVER gotten right is when a girl friend asks me, "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

[@maknavickas]

The phrase “ass fetish” is so funny and I honestly can’t quite pinpoint why. That is the genius of the show I guess.

[@chocomilkfps1264]

It’s just so outrageous and demonizing of something normal. Like saying Larry David has a woman fetish because he likes woman, there is just so much bias shown just in the framing of the accusation… that’s why it’s funny to me anyway

[@kaykko]

"I'm not a deviant, you got nothing on me!" lolololololololololololo!!!!

[@FranLevitzky]

You realize most of the dialogue is improvised? That mind blowing, cause it's all genius and full of great acting

[@darkhalo0868]

One of my favorite scenes.. All of Wanda's scenes are funny.

[@theengineered1949]

One of the greatest scenes of this show

[@redscarecomixx]

Man i miss these early seasons...

[@jacksafereffort516]

"NOTHING'S UNFOLDING!!!!"

[@psychoboysaz]

Note to self: Never watch this clip at work. I'm sitting in a cubicle trying to choke back my laughs and co-workers thought I was choking. Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, the lady is priceless, "all under the bleachers and shit" LOL!!

[@ahmadbahram2917]

One of rhe best episodes 😂😂😂😂

[@arblahblah]

I saw this clip before I watched the show and thought it was hilarious. After seeing this episode and hearing the conversation Larry has with Jeff in a previous scene, it makes this scene 1000 times funnier.

[@actnow3]

Larry was way too chill after finding out Cheryl cancelled the AAA membership behind his back. I would have put her in time out for that bullshit

[@andrewsmith7543]

That moment at 02:19 where he runs up the stairs, hahahahahah

[@AzzyCatt]

I love these so much.

[@PlayzBlanston]

its gets me every single time when he goes "i was being nice and chummy!"

[@simz3192]

Wanda immediately makes the 1000% times funnier when she shows up